Looks like roach is the third highest paid actor in this

@mattnorris7124

4 жыл бұрын

I mean Geralt was obviously going to be highest paid because everybody tosses coins to him and you best believe Jaskier's taking a cut.

@GhostlyJorg

4 жыл бұрын

Roach was miscast

@turtlemon98

4 жыл бұрын

which Roach?

@alsorew

4 жыл бұрын

In a couple of seasons they all gonna negotiate an equal cut.

@damianv6979

4 жыл бұрын

As it should be, she delivered a flawless performance.

Yennifer: "I can't believe you slept with Triss" Gerralt: "We were on a break!!"

@barbarafabri5716

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@melihtemellioglu

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Hanoua2

4 жыл бұрын

*crowd laughing*

@lb9011

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHAHA

@Girl10112

4 жыл бұрын

😭😂😭😂😔

*Opening starts* Geralt: "That's not what happened."

@julkifsad8699

4 жыл бұрын

Netflix:History wasn’t made on honesty.

I can’t wait for Roach to get his spin-off about how he moves to California.

@yagogonzalezmontes8412

4 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there

@BetzyArosemena

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Penrod II with a bunch of twenty something year olds trying to make it into hollywood

@expensivemagic4754

4 жыл бұрын

She*

@gerbrandlub

4 жыл бұрын

Thus starting Bojack Horseman! That's brilliant!

@kronoscamron7412

4 жыл бұрын

Geralt : presses X I am about to ruin this horse whole acting career.

"so no one told you life was gonna be this way" *hm*

@mattnorris7124

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck. Fuck would also fit.

@qwertzuiop3206

4 жыл бұрын

See*

@AwokenGenius

4 жыл бұрын

'Your jobs a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A' *Fuck*

@evindrews

4 жыл бұрын

Winds howling..

@dantik1444

4 жыл бұрын

Hm. Fuck. You right

It's hilarious that Roach got a part of this and Triss doesn't

@TzvetozarCherkezov

4 жыл бұрын

Triss is not a main character. She's not even a supporting character. She has a cameo in the books.

@KakaCarrotCake.

4 жыл бұрын

Because Roach is mvp

@ewoudvanaalst4089

4 жыл бұрын

Triss is trash (In the netflix series that is. In the game she is bae)

@russianbot1339

4 жыл бұрын

ewoud van aalst Bruh how is she trash in the Netflix series? She’s a selfish prick in the games and the books, but she hasn’t even had the time to fuck over anybody in the series yet.

@agl74

4 жыл бұрын

​@@russianbot1339 coz she is a bae. didn't you read his comment?

Let's all be honest We didn't find the video The video found us.

@Blitzkim2

4 жыл бұрын

Destiny always finds its way

@suyashbhagwat5615

4 жыл бұрын

You were the Ever-chosen, it will always find you.

@cesarpinillos2398

4 жыл бұрын

Well said

@Gemzstone1

4 жыл бұрын

True

@absolutelydegenerate1900

4 жыл бұрын

It was in my recommended feed so yes, yes it did 😂

"The Witcher is filmed in front of a live studio audience".

@theonefrancis696

4 жыл бұрын

"Fuck off, bard" *Audience laughing*

@alecchristiaen4856

4 жыл бұрын

*Geralt nutshots Jaskier* "owwww"

@KeithFraser82

4 жыл бұрын

"Studio audience members must sign a waiver absolving Netflix of responsibility if they get splashed with bodily fluids."

@ShadowPa1adin

4 жыл бұрын

@@KeithFraser82 Not sure if this has to do with the episode 1 swordfight or the episode 5 orgy.

@rishibhavsar3802

4 жыл бұрын

geralt and ciri hug ciri :- who's yennefer *audience laughing*

The last frame was a perfect! I think Vesemir will like it.

@Nagantios

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck. I lol'd.

@TheCreedEvolution

4 жыл бұрын

Vesemir would've enjoy that especially

@millbridge1016

4 жыл бұрын

Who should play Vesemir? I wonder if Hugh Jackman could pull off an older Witcher.

@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong

4 жыл бұрын

@@millbridge1016 Mark Hamill plz

@Possibly_photography

4 жыл бұрын

Vesemir *exists Imlereth*breaks his neck

So no one told you destiny was gonna be this way.

@macxgames

4 жыл бұрын

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

@TheBrokeK.I.D

4 жыл бұрын

MacGameplayZ the coin don’t feed roach your horse is dying today

@kingdoom5022

4 жыл бұрын

When it hasnt been your destiny or law of suprise or even your child

@macxgames

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBrokeK.I.D well, the thing about roach is that it always respawns. 😁

@Lelouch21000

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

Joey Batey (Jaskier) truly is the Joey of this show.

@KeithFraser82

4 жыл бұрын

*Tea and Vea appear* Jaskier: "Hey, how you doin'?"

@arcanewarrior863

4 жыл бұрын

Combination of Joey and Phoebe

@uhohhotdog

4 жыл бұрын

Aaron Lachin Yes He needs to sing about a smelly cat

"So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job's a joke, your broke, your love life is DOA." Who knew that the first lines of a cheerful sitcom tune would sum up Gerald's life so perfectly.

@Tomn8er

4 жыл бұрын

Geralt's love life DOA? Lol don't think so

@2wingo

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tomn8er His *sex* life is fine, his *love* life is a shambles.

Imagine if someone who has no prior knowledge of the witcher watches the series after watching this

@daphneea.5604

4 жыл бұрын

That's me.

@jotajmg

4 жыл бұрын

Also me xD

@KlyosXA

4 жыл бұрын

Ditto

@phabidz

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@ad8045

4 жыл бұрын

Yuparoo

Why is this so well made...

@merked408

4 жыл бұрын

My one flaw is her casting

@domus3229

4 жыл бұрын

High key facts tho

@domus3229

4 жыл бұрын

Xantron but it is

I'll be there for yoooou *When the coins start to toss* I'll be there for yoooou *For only half the price* I'll be there for yoooou *By the law of surprise* I'll be there for yoooooooooou *Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

@ronen44444447

4 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

Roach is so underrated. He need more screentime.

@gooseRIP

4 жыл бұрын

She*

@Agnusta

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Roach is a mare. Actually it's always a different horse but with the same name.

@ALYTALyrics

4 жыл бұрын

Let's vote for an Roach spin-off serie

@pizza6464

4 жыл бұрын

Roach is always a Mare exclusively because they are easier for Geralt to reign in while hunting monsters.

The One Where Geralt Says “Hmm” The One With Chamomile The One With Three Wishes The One About The Goatman

@thac0twenty377

4 жыл бұрын

The One About the One

@kostasv6980

4 жыл бұрын

The One When Wind's howling

@CLAVSS

4 жыл бұрын

The one "Fuck"

@aaronq7721

4 жыл бұрын

The One With Gwent

@fistach1653

4 жыл бұрын

The one with a Dragon The one where Yen changes

Toss a coin to the author, for more Witcher parody.

@gargamellenoir8460

4 жыл бұрын

Toss a coin to the author, a friend of the communityyyy!

@Undomaranel

4 жыл бұрын

He bust every rhyme, smells of clementine, they batter, berate you, but never you mind! He rolled out the memes, though not just what they seem, he's friend to the community, so give him your scrreeaaamss! _chorus intensifies_

@sharangcool

4 жыл бұрын

@@Undomaranel *applause*

@SunniDae333

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@KyubiKyu0

4 жыл бұрын

Its not parody, it is life!

*Tea and Vea appear* Jaskier: "Hey, how you doin'?"

I'LL TOSS A COIN FOR YOU, (WHEN THE VALLEY STARTS TO BE PLENTY)

Little did they know, geralt was a sweet soul after all

@UmbraKrameri

4 жыл бұрын

He's a big softie underneath all the muscle a manly growling.

*I'll be there for you* (when the Destiny start to fall)

@SyS591

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@dhkdeoen

4 жыл бұрын

Roach "I'll be there for you-ou-ou , as the world falls down"

@skoomamuch356

4 жыл бұрын

@@dhkdeoen The witcher 3 blood and wine: Equine Phantoms

@IvKE94

4 жыл бұрын

*When the Cintra starts to fall 😁

I feel like Henry Cavill will see this.

@kearshsas3844

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Smith we all hope that!

"Geralt does not share food!"

"Hmm" -Geralt of Rivia

@TalesStahl

4 жыл бұрын

"Hmm … Fuck" -Geralt of Rivia

@Wistbacka

4 жыл бұрын

That's not how it happened...

@SenorFluffy

4 жыл бұрын

Wistbacka Where’s your newfound respect?

It's weird how a song so tonally different from anything in this show has lyrics that so perfectly deacribes the story. I love it.

@SenorFluffy

4 жыл бұрын

Tyler Worsham so no one told you destiny can fuck right off

@CarotideEtude

4 жыл бұрын

It's not that weird, it's a pop song designed to be liked by many and calls on situations anyone can relate to and the whole point of Witcher is he is more human than humans

This is perfect. The timing of throwing in the brief action clips during the clapping? Spot on.

Friends: The Witcher Edition.

You really should add Tomasz Bagiński as the creator. He tried to make this show for 20 years and was an active producer during the production. He was also responsible for making the awesome Witcher 3 trailers. Without him, the show would never be made.

Holy crap this is so well done. I definitely see Henry Cavill coming across this at some point; he seems to have a sense of humor and I'd bet that he would love this sort of thing.

Geralt: >:-[ His sword: :D

Oh god , best editing on KZread ! As a fan of The Witcher, and an absolute lover of Friends (i was born in 93, Friends has always been part of me !) Oh man it is so cool ! :D

I wasn't expecting this at all, and all I can say it's well edited. Here, I'll toss a coin to your editing!

Even Geralt couldn’t just say „Hmm“ to this.

@Browalker15

4 жыл бұрын

He'd probably say something like "Now this is a pie that has some filling Jaskier."

@huiorqhgqbig

4 жыл бұрын

Browalker15 Probably :D

@KeithFraser82

4 жыл бұрын

Hmm.

"Your job's a joke you're broke your love life's DOA" - jaskier Geralt : Don't dare to say anything after that !

Perfectly timed with every scene! Awesome compilation 👏💯😄

Dandelion singing the Opening was everything 0:05

I enjoyed that a lot more than I thought I would.

Pavetta: *pukes* Geralt: No one told me destiny would be this wayyyyy

@expensivemagic4754

4 жыл бұрын

dvjsbsbanabdjsks

Must have been hard to find this many "happy" moments in the show

My fav episode is the one where roach and yennafer help Geralt lift a couch up the stairs into his apartment. Pivot!!!!!.......pivot!!!!....

In before the algorithm hits

@imAddictedtomymusic

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit this had 200 views last night

@Raymando

4 жыл бұрын

@@imAddictedtomymusic Wow wtf

@DarwinStreams

4 жыл бұрын

ez clap

@x1c3x

4 жыл бұрын

@@imAddictedtomymusic 227 now :3

@neferpitou.

4 жыл бұрын

The algorithm got to this quicker than we expected

Whoever made this, bless you♥️

I was waiting for this one. Thank you so much.

I didn't know i needed this in my life

This is probably the best thing I've seen the internet do with this show.

@Caleb-en5bo

4 жыл бұрын

You should check out Witcher by Netflix but its a video game kzread.info/dash/bejne/nZl53K2zdpnFc9Y.html

This almost makes the show seem Happy! This was perfectly made!

Such a small channel but the edits surpass most of huge channels, keep up with the good quality

Netflix Disclaimer : this show contains violence mature nudity and gore, viewer discretion advised... The Show :

@CidGuerreiro1234

4 жыл бұрын

Geralt kills someone... *Laugh track*

@DGollp

4 жыл бұрын

@@CidGuerreiro1234 "Fuck!" *even louder and more hysterical laugh track*

@SenorFluffy

4 жыл бұрын

Oberst Kawaii *”hm”* Quiet laugh track

@feenitacharles905

4 жыл бұрын

*Panetta vomits* laugh track

Someone had to do this one day It was inevitable

First best thing I have seen for 2020 😊 thank you

Just what i needed to see today! thank you!

That face on his sword is so friggin cute.

@Falcun21

4 жыл бұрын

LOL! It does look like this :D.

The last scene was one of my favorite scenes in the whole show.

@iamprodigyable

4 жыл бұрын

AmirLivesMatter Same here. Pretty much anytime they both have a candid talk is my favorite scene. Was so sad at the end of that episode

Didn’t know I needed this in my life

I can't believe how well this is made

Lmao, the editing is perfect.

Cavil makes this series special. When has there ever been a genuine a-list male lead in his prime in a fantasy series?

@robertagren9360

4 жыл бұрын

Superman

@kalesmart1

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@kalesmart1

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertagren9360 nice

@benjaminkaarst

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertagren9360 You have broad definition of "fantasy" and "series".

@Falcun21

4 жыл бұрын

@@benjaminkaarst Dragons? Yup. Dwarves? Yup. Elves? Yup. Magic? Yup. Monsters that exist only in folklore or mythology? Yup. Humans changed by magic to be more than human? Yup. Extended longevity through magical means? Yup. More than one book about the characters? Yup. More than one episode about the characters and story? Yup. Seems like a pretty cut-and-dried fantasy series to me.

The Witcher as The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. The Witcher as Friends. The Witcher parodies. This is getting better and better and I can't get enough of this.

Not the Witcher that we asked for, but the one we deserved.

Jaskier “This is the part where we escape” Geralt “This is the part where we pivot.”

@Thalassicus01

4 жыл бұрын

PIIIVOOOOT

@billiearens5543

4 жыл бұрын

Baahaahaa 🤣🤣🤣

This is much better than those symbols at the beginning of the episodes

THIS IS AMAZING and I loved the last shot both because 1) best Geraskier scene and 2) amazing echo of original titles

It's incredible how the music and the lack of context can turn dramatic moments into cute :D

This is gold I was here before 1 million views

@ironfoot1938

4 жыл бұрын

same (5.8k views now)

The ending couldn't have been any more perfect, well done.

@thepubquiz3198

4 жыл бұрын

How does this series compare to Game Of Thrones and Vikings etc ? im considering giving it a go this evening

@CidGuerreiro1234

4 жыл бұрын

@@thepubquiz3198 Hard to say since it's all down to personal opinion. I loved Vikings when it was good, haven't watched GoT (I've only read the books). I really enjoyed The Witcher even with little to no context to it (haven't read or played anything of it). I'd say give it a shot for the first episodes and then tell me what you think.

"Those linked by fate will always find each-other"

Brilliant edit. Good job!!

Friends. Hmm. My offspring has lost his way.

🎵Toss an intro to your sitcom🎵

Thank you who made this

Thanks I didn’t know I needed this

And Geralt's other friends were forgotten. What would uncle Vesemir say about it?)

@DarwinStreams

4 жыл бұрын

Fog's thick as curdled milk

@RastaGamesful

4 жыл бұрын

@@DarwinStreams Wind's howling. Hahahah, good one.

@deadlyshadowlp9877

4 жыл бұрын

Lambert Lambert... What a prick

@benboat4734

4 жыл бұрын

JEEEZZZ dude u are everywhere

@jaiko1535

4 жыл бұрын

@@deadlyshadowlp9877 not bad

This is amazing , imagine that great human that created this 😁😍

that hug in the end made me go awwwwww and Geralt and Jaskier sitting beside each other... pretty cool way to end the video... just shut up and catch my coin!

I never knew I needed this!

Do one of these but with the song “I need a hero” from Shrek 2. Do it or we riot!!

decades of internet led us to this moment

Love this. Well done🙌

Love this. This made my day

This is gold 😂

Please do "How I met the Witcher" next or maybe "two and a half witchers"

@frenchweirdo6461

4 жыл бұрын

How I met the witcher would be epic

@jochemlangen5737

4 жыл бұрын

Up and up you go!

@KeithFraser82

4 жыл бұрын

One Broke Witcher Witcher Nine-Nine The Unbreakable Princess Cirilla

@SkepticleOrc

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@malheurgerard4228

3 жыл бұрын

The Conjuntion of the Spheres Theory

2 of my fav shows combined PERFECTION

The best video about Witcher so far. Good idea

This was great 😂👌

No one Darwinstreams: Friends intro witcher edition.

Bravo!!! Well done! This was great

This is hilarious! :D I'm a huge fan of Friends and The Witcher. Your editing was perfect, I love it.

The only thing you needed to get right was the clapping and my god you got so right.

It took some time getting used to Dandelion being called Jaskier!!

Editing is everything^^

This is well done thank you!

Everything's better with friends intro.

Can't wait for the one where we'll see Lambert, Eskel, Milva, Angouleme, Regis and one other I won't name because..spoilers

@zamaskowany12

4 жыл бұрын

It triggers me do much that literally noone is mentioning Coën...

@lifeistotallyabsurd1454

4 жыл бұрын

They changed my boy Cahir so much that they have to change his story arc 100%

@samael_ii

4 жыл бұрын

'Lambert, Lambert, what a prick.'

This is really good. It fits perfectly . Love it!😊

I am truly impressed that they pulled this off.

"Babciu, to jest zajebiste!" :)

Do the Giligan’s island theme!! So you can use the line “…and the rest” so none can complain you left someone out!!

I didn't know what was missing from my day. thank you op

This is just brilliant