it's not a gambling problem if you don't loose...

@sneekylilbast

7 жыл бұрын

Disastermaster lose*

@94oddy

6 жыл бұрын

#StayWoke lol

@Greg-ku7rn

6 жыл бұрын

More like a gambling solution, to everything.

@N0tS33_k1ll3r

6 жыл бұрын

Disastermaster that makes no danm sense

@Dowlphin

6 жыл бұрын

- But you just did lose. No, I didn't. - LOL, what? Obviously you did. OK, so maybe I have a lying problem. But I do not have a gambling problem!

Really thought they would make a Siri - Ciri joke

@kyleweadock5831

7 жыл бұрын

right? totally missed the mark there.. and with the rest of the video too

@Stiffmiester979

6 жыл бұрын

There's another video that made the siri/ciri joke

@buttonmash1572

6 жыл бұрын

Tyler Thomas Which one?

@Dowlphin

6 жыл бұрын

Ciriously

@iladelproductions8820

5 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity.

"What the hell is a cookie monster?" XD

@cycomiles4225

8 жыл бұрын

Geralt saw a chance to make coin. Perfect delivery too.

@MonoDree

7 жыл бұрын

Its not because he saw a chance for gold, its because its a monster he has no knowledge of. whitch is unacceptable. witchers need to be on top their game. dont want to fight a monster you know nothing about.

@notoriousbig3k

7 жыл бұрын

cmon Geralt chalanges fate all the time

@Yekaar

6 жыл бұрын

it is Gonzo!

@barriath8841

6 жыл бұрын

The thing is that "phone" did not answer :D

Yeah small heights seem to be Geralt's true enemy haha!

@MicrowavedRamen

9 жыл бұрын

***** It amazes me how many people complain about fall damage and haven't figured it out through hours of play.

@Saddogmancartoons

9 жыл бұрын

Uncle Drew serious?

@chuangyao5342

9 жыл бұрын

Uncle Drew WHAT? I've played like 250+ hours and I have absolutely no idea of this mechanic...... You make me want to do a 4th run through LOL.

@schrefi4628

9 жыл бұрын

Chuang Yao Is't a new feature from Patch 1.08 (07.08.2015): "Players can perform a roll just before landing to significantly reduce the damage caused by falling"

@chuangyao5342

9 жыл бұрын

schrefi what a relief. I finished my playthrough long ago and that mechanic is definitely new. So it is time for a forth playthrough?LoL

2:13 Nothing has ever been truer about Witcher 3. A three foot fall and you are fucking dead.

@TheMeta141

7 жыл бұрын

halo has better insurance and i'm talking original C.E

@lajosmanolakos6876

7 жыл бұрын

you know that you can do a roll after falling to prevent dmg right?

@TheMeta141

7 жыл бұрын

not the point

@tudorciubotaru3497

7 жыл бұрын

Lajos Manolakos but not at launch.It was added way after

@SaAage1

7 жыл бұрын

unless u know how to roll :)

"You've got a problem mate" After hours and hours hunting gwent players I can only laugh. :D

@hamankal4199

8 жыл бұрын

+BlackBunik After dozens of hours, I can only say that The Witcher 3 is mainly a cards game with some cool side quests of hunting monsters.

@isodoublet

8 жыл бұрын

+BlackBunik Gwent, specifically.

@garrettpercell4365

8 жыл бұрын

+BlackBunik I avoid gwent like the plague. I fucking hate it.

@TheMeta141

8 жыл бұрын

i love gwent blood and wine you can play this guy B B he has every deck with the strongest cards buff with gwent difficulty it's a challenge

@Ranadinn

8 жыл бұрын

I used to hate it to. Was heart broken by the loss of dice poker. But the game finally broke me. i like Gwent now. :(

"What the Hell is a cookie monster?" I just picture Geralt falling into a depression as he desperately tries to find the elusive 'Cookie Monster.'

@kyle18934

4 жыл бұрын

gets into sesame street and brutally slaughters the cookie monster in front of the children

@Asterion_Mol0c

2 жыл бұрын

@@kyle18934 the cookie monster would kick Gerald's ass

@beanz3089

10 ай бұрын

​@@Asterion_Mol0cGerald of Rivera???

@Asterion_Mol0c

10 ай бұрын

@@beanz3089 yes

"What the hell's a cookie monster" - that line lol.

@libertasmorix

6 жыл бұрын

Mortimer Cooper pretty sure he was planning on slaying it.

@kevinbarber2795

6 жыл бұрын

Mortimer Cooper I want that dlc now

@Dowlphin

6 жыл бұрын

Cpt_kalashnikov - Obviously. That was the (subtle, good) joke. Kevin Barber - Blood and Wine good ending path has a segment that comes close.

Next episode the witcher is hired in Sesame Street to find Cookie Monster. XD Garelt: "Hm..Half eaten cookie dropped on the ground. Looks like the monster was disturbed before he could finish his meal." XD

@CWarrren

7 жыл бұрын

MultiGG2 lmao

@Shoundaime

7 жыл бұрын

I read it with Geralt voice also you forgot something: No footprint a strong scent... cookies...

@666HeroHero

6 жыл бұрын

*quest log updated* *follow the scent of the cookies, into the cookie monster's den*.

@notoffensivenpc8400

6 жыл бұрын

i read that in my mind in his voice XD

@AnonEMus-cp2mn

6 жыл бұрын

Elmo: "HAI IA'M EALMO!" Garelt: "Damn you're ugly!"

at 1:04 there's a Stone of Barenziah in the background. That thief really hid them, huh?

@mok7281

5 жыл бұрын

Arent those from elder scrolls?

@fyrirraan482

4 жыл бұрын

there's also nirnroots strung to one of the poles

@horatio899

4 жыл бұрын

And there is a guy in novice robes later on in the video

@steve_broxi

4 жыл бұрын

"fuck these things"

@michaelmorton5698

4 жыл бұрын

Stack of barrels in the background. Just like in any home you own in Skyrim.

you see this medallion? it means i don't give a shit okay?

@rafaelalodio5116

6 жыл бұрын

That was priceless.

@Haru-dono

6 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@shaycormac5303

6 жыл бұрын

the gwent player that is playing against geralt is wearing adapt mage robes from skyrim

@soylent_brown4456

6 жыл бұрын

I need two of those. One for each shit I can't give people XD

@MrUmakemelaff

6 жыл бұрын

I have a whole warehouse full of them. I'd give you a couple...if I gave a shit.

Witcher 3 is about playing gwent and visiting brothels! i think their is also some side content where you kill some monsters too but i'm not sure

@Fuck_handles

4 жыл бұрын

Just liked you to say "nice"

@Ghidorah96

4 жыл бұрын

Something about the apple assistant siri as well.

@Cheshiremd

4 жыл бұрын

What there to do in brothels beside playing gwent? And all the killing of monsters is quite important. You do need some money for gwent wages.

2:04 i absolutely love what you did with Geralt's eyes

@Koza6969

3 жыл бұрын

i absolutely love what he did with Keira's ... eyes

The fact that his pupils NARROW at the Cookie Monster bit CRACKS ME UP.

Gwent wraiths are real, I got attacked by one when I reached 100 hours of time spent playing Gwent. (damn thing tripped the circuit breaker in my house)

I'm imagining Geralt joining a support group for RPG Card Mini-Game Addicts along with Squall from FF8 and Darth Revan from KotOR.

@ladyraven3418

4 жыл бұрын

Also, Zidane from FFIX.

Seriously, the fall damage is so shit. Witchers are supposed to be incredibly strong and fast and yet Geralt seems to die from heights that wouldn't even phase a child. It makes no sense from a story or gameplay perspective. Who the hell on the development team thought it was a good idea?

@crystalicfire6630

5 жыл бұрын

You are exaggerating a little bit man

@StefEndz

5 жыл бұрын

Nah it's just hella realistic

@obey2538

5 жыл бұрын

@@StefEndz idk if u joking but he honestly is bruh, babies are tougher than geralt, give a baby a grandmaster ursine set and it'll be damn near immortal

@Sumea_Saukko

5 жыл бұрын

Calm down.. Just don't fall off the cliffs its not that hard. I died propably one time because of that and couple times i almost died. It really comes down to whether youre a fucking idiot or not.

@christianthomassen8420

5 жыл бұрын

I feel like im the only person that knows you can hold the jump Burton in air to take lese fall damage

2:12 This exactly the reason i died most of the time. Boss fight or mosh pit? Nah. Falling off small height? OH NO, DEATH AWAITS!

@L3g0m4nn

8 жыл бұрын

Press b to roll m8

@DJPTHEEDITOR

8 жыл бұрын

+Arch Stanton that is dodge not roll roll is a while pushing a direction

@L3g0m4nn

8 жыл бұрын

DJP WHEN FALLING PRESS B TO ROLL FORWARD AND NEGATE DAMAGE

@reginalannister2262

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget barehanded thugs in close quarters, a real danger vs. some lame older vampires. (Yes, I know the post is old))

If you do more of these in the future, you must have Cookie Monster as a contract target.

*Stranger begging me to help them cause they're bleeding out* "How 'bout some gwent?"

Gwent Wraiths... Are you fucking serious?! XD

@theflamincheetoh3474

7 жыл бұрын

hey hey you see this medallion it means I don't give a shit xD

1:06 ERMEHGAWD behind Geralt, there is a strange gem from skyrim!

@ronanward5147

7 жыл бұрын

omf yeah! I hate those things.

@iziuu

7 жыл бұрын

Ronan Ward fair point.

@2299firefox

7 жыл бұрын

Some of the herbs in the behind Keira are Nirnroot from Skyrim as well

@ronanward5147

7 жыл бұрын

:D so many skyrim references

@iziuu

7 жыл бұрын

Ronan Ward :D

The way Geralt is acting is just like Archer for the Archer series

My Witcher 3 death breakdown: 25% Monsters 5% That one time I got killed by guards and found out they just steal yo stuff and let you live 10% Ciri segments where I forget I don't have potions 60% Fall damage

@nicobaur3076

3 жыл бұрын

With me all monster deatgs happen either while Being off guard afk because loading screen That one royal wyvern that I always fight when I'm like 10 levels underleveled and always almost kill it until it gets stuck in the cave and the fight becomes impossible. Being stuck and getting hit Fall damage

@hoodiesticks

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicobaur3076 Do you mean the Royal Wyvern east of Oxenfurt? I almost forgot about that contract, so didn't do it until I was like 5 levels above it.

@nicobaur3076

3 жыл бұрын

@@hoodiesticks I was just checking undiscovered locations and that mf always ( I fought him 4 times so far) gets stuck in the cave if you take too long to kill him. I come back 10 levels above and kill that mf in like 3 swings. It really gets on my nerves because I enjoy the game when underleveled. But I never get enough XP so I'm not underleveled but can't use the God tier gear lol

@GeraltofRivia22

3 жыл бұрын

Ciri segments are a fucking nightmare on Death March. No potions and no Quen.

Why is there only one of these? This shit's hilarious.

Man, that Shia Lebeouf thing was unexpected. I wonder if he regrets doing that yet.

@ofnir123

9 жыл бұрын

Son of Tiamat (formerly known as tiakpark) I honestly believe he meant it to be parodied over and over. Why else would he film it in front of a green screen?

@lucabrito

6 жыл бұрын

Regret? It made him a Living legend, why whould he regret? We are the ones with lots of regrets in our "patetic" lives, not him.

@lucabrito

6 жыл бұрын

I'm shure i have more things to regret then him. I regret not been a millionare, he doesen't, cause he is.

@badik10

6 жыл бұрын

Money alone can't bring you happiness bud. Shia is a perfect example; the dude's lost his shit.

@ForemostCrab7

6 жыл бұрын

badik10 i always found that saying to be grossly inaccurate, with money you can buy A lot of things that would bring you happiness, joy and amuzement...now Love on the other hand, That makes sense. Money cannot buy you love = accurate AF.

2:56 Did you draw that guy with the Novice Robes from Skyrim?

@valendir1

4 жыл бұрын

There’s also a stone of barenziah

@yellowracer9741

4 жыл бұрын

McGhostly kinda looks like it lol

"what the hells a cookie monster" was probably the most in character part about this whole episode

I love how he got an almost hungry look in his eyes when he said "What the HELL is a Cookie Monster!?" That was absolutely priceless!

New quest: slay the monster in the town eating all of the cookies

Your art style and sense of humor are amazing! Subbed!

@seanzoz

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks man :)

I knew this art-style was familier. You made the Skyrim Parody episodes. Nice

"What the hell is a cookie monster >:(?" Thank you Geralt, You'll save this world's cookies once you defeat that vile creature.

1:04 is that a unusual gem/stone of berensia from skyrim in the backround?

@TheLoneSpartan116

7 жыл бұрын

yea it's the last one I fucking need

Season 5. Just do it! Lol

- what the hell is a cookie monster?

So true. Falling a meter and then dying, and the overtaking gwent addiction lol please tell me you are making this a full series! Love your work ;)

OMG! This is really amazing. Funny as always, very detailed, impressive face expressions. You really worked hard. Congratulations!

@seanzoz

9 жыл бұрын

Taty Alves Awesome! Thanks

The detail in the animation! The small touch with his pupils slitting was perfect

@seanzoz

5 жыл бұрын

Most things like that are probably lost on people since most peeps view the vids on mobile.

"I am sad that I have no friends..." "The hell's a cookie monster?" Classic

We wouldn't have expected less from you man, good job and keep up the good work for us.

@seanzoz

9 жыл бұрын

Berk Demirci Will try berk, thanks for watching

This is fucking awesome! It should be a weekly series.

You got me with the cookie monster xD.

We all need a motivational ghost of Shia LaBeouf in our house.

ah man that was funny was really starting to miss your videos

"What the hell is a Cookie Monster?" xD

Geraldo of Riviera 😂😂😂😂

@imthisguy6847

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's sound so funny Geraldo of riviera

I must go on a long journey to slay the Cookie Monster

I actually saw this before playing the game. Now that I've played it, I understand how brilliant these jokes are 🤣

make more Witcher stuff mate,you're hilarious 😁👌

"The hell is a Cookie Monster" I fucking died. I can just imagine him going "I HAVE A NEW THING TO KILL!"

Soooo funny man! Please do more of these! Would love to see a regular series

Great work as usual Sean (-: love this game and your animations, the references were on point.

@seanzoz

9 жыл бұрын

***** sdrowkcaB smiley threw me off lol nice, first time i've seen it (and such a simple thing). Thanks for the comment

Awesome!))) Waiting for more of course)) I wish you patience and inspiration =)

@seanzoz

9 жыл бұрын

Anton Garagulya awesome thanks man

Wow I LOVE the way you drew the main character here! His eyes are my favorite haha

Wtf. I remember watching this parody as if it was just like a few months ago but it's been 3 years.

Where's destiny 7 been waiting for 10000000 years

@seanzoz

9 жыл бұрын

+Ayden Deleon If they pick up some traction I'll continue them but as of right now I'm working on a few other things

@seanzoz

9 жыл бұрын

***** It's always been the same length

@tristananderson520

8 жыл бұрын

+I'm Bored Try waiting harder.

Ok ok, only people that play Witcher will find this funny. People that don't get it would you kindly piss off.

@Magusslettewestberg

7 жыл бұрын

I agree

@jiha30

7 жыл бұрын

+atombrain111 same ._.

@wAyzEe_ai

7 жыл бұрын

I play witcher and I don't find this funny

@SkellyBeardMan

7 жыл бұрын

you my friend do not have a sense of humor

@Megalomaniakaal

7 жыл бұрын

The cookie monster bit was funny af. Also this kind of reminds me of -cartoon-/*adult* swim's Archer so chances are if you like archer you might enjoy this, however it is true that sense of humor can vary from person to person so if it's not your cup of tea, no big deal. No need to announce it here though.

Keita Metz : Breaker of Chain, Mother of Wyvern and Basilisk

2:25 playing every plowing merchant,peasant and Noble for gwent cards to win the big gwent contest in novigard.

It was very funny, but I missed Yen and the stuffed unicorn lol

That intro was hilarious XD

Now I would love to see Geralt joining the Dragonborn to hunt monsters. From either or both universes. :) Roach vs. Skyrim horses? Skyrim (lack of) fall damage vs. Witcher fall damage? Signs vs. Shouts? Possibilities are endless. :D

"What the hell is a Cookie Monster?" 😂😂

Do a bunch for the Fallout series!

what the hell is a cookie monster lmao he totally wants to find one to kill

@j0seph791

7 жыл бұрын

2:05

I tought he was gonna fight a cookie monster, especially during that jump.

When he said "what the hell is a Cookie Monster" I died 😂😂😂

This made me SO HAPPY. :D

@seanzoz

9 жыл бұрын

Megan Wright Ha :) good to hear

Please do a Fallout 4 Parody!

@seanzoz

8 жыл бұрын

+King George I will ;)

@kinggeorge9325

8 жыл бұрын

+seanzoz Thanks for replying!

@arhangeo

7 жыл бұрын

thanks for making it

The Gwen’s player is wearing the robes for adept mages from Skyrim

"what the hell is a cookie monster" fucking love it XD

LOL a Gwent wraith. i pissed myself

@garrettpercell4365

8 жыл бұрын

+Hazord 606 I'd piss myself if I saw a gwent wraith. It would probs force me to play that shit game with it.

@iSaintRichie23

7 жыл бұрын

Is this a good time to point out that Blood and Wine actually had a Gwent wraith of a kind?

not as funny as skyrim parodys though

But if I give up giving up... Then I'm giving up.

"JUST DO IT!" "what the hell..." ahaha

DAMM everyone seems to have loved GWENT, i FCUKING hated that mini game, it took me so far away from what i wanted to do, it wasnt fun at all

@qdllc

5 жыл бұрын

Once I saw a video on how to win it, it wasn't so bad. It's messed up if you haven't figured out how to play, but I find the associated missions kind of pointless.

1:04 oh no not this again...nobody can find them because there is the last one ...these f**ing Stones of Barenziah >:(

gwentwraith... you have to set a soul free by playing gwent with it in a cold, dank cave.

@seanzoz

5 жыл бұрын

You’re truly versed in the Witcher ways.

I love how when he fell his body crumpled in the shape of gigachad.

LMFAO the Jump mechanics dying everywhere OH GOD THE FLASHBACKS!!

Ah yes. Small bluffs and ten foot high cliffs... Geralt's arch nemesis.

What is the song that plays briefly at the end of the video. I've heard it before but i cant put my finger on it.

I fucken lost it at "what the hell is a cookie monster?" Ha ha ha

Always THE best parodies hahaha, please make more of those witcher ones!

I wanna meet this Geraldo of Riviera.

This is even funnier while buzzed. Love these vids. They should never stop coming.

Didnt know Shia LaBeouf was a hymn in the witcher universe

"Yo Ass Here" should be an aesthetic option for Google Maps.

NICK CROMPTON:SHOULD I SAY ENGLAND IS MY CITY? SHADOW GUY:DO IT JUST DO IT

I've been watching you vids since skyrim and i would love to see more work from you on the Witcher! Keep up the great work! :D

@seanzoz

9 жыл бұрын

TimorosGR Timors thanks for watching mr

@azzzanadra

9 жыл бұрын

+seanzoz what happened to the destiny videos? finally we were getting some story in destiny.

"what's a cookie monster?" Priceless. XD

what happened to this channel? he's not made another video for nearly a year. These videos were always a good laugh aswell.

LMAO. I just found this. Its gold. This should be a show. Couldn't stop laughing. Hope there are more. Subbed.

geralt dying from that small jump and being completely mangled was the best thing ive ever seen in my life. That is exactly what happens in w3

"what the hell's a cookie monster" *squints* Fucking hilarious.

Where is the contract for this Cookie Monster😀

Gerault: I must find my true love Yennefer also Gerault: Triss is looking very cute

where’s this full series👀

From a Djinn's logic, he would have just summoned a Black Hole when asked what 0/0 is.