Geralt doesn't need Igni to roast people.

@DaniJGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Juan Laise new favorite comment 😂👏🏻

@GovandMkarim

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@sketchables

Жыл бұрын

😂

Fun fact: You can cast axii on the goat so that you don't need to ring the bell for the goat.

@tenete7273

7 жыл бұрын

...

@wahhbajack

7 жыл бұрын

You have changed my life.

@yas4702

7 жыл бұрын

WHY DIDNT I LOOK AT THIS COMMENT BEFORE PLAYING THE GAME A HUNDRED TIMES

@twerkinggpanda2204

7 жыл бұрын

John Smith I knew my second play though but my first was tedious

@Aeghar

7 жыл бұрын

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

"Bear! Bear! Run, you stupid piece of shit!" One of the best lines in the game, if you ask me. Gets me every time. :D

@jabbedia

6 жыл бұрын

Not bad.

@HikoSeijuroXIII

6 жыл бұрын

It's because it was so uncharacteristic of the level-headed Geralt to panic like that. Completely out of character and caught me by surprise. I laughed for a good 10 minutes.

"Watch out! Behind you!" *Geralt's face be like: Bruh, really?*

@yuanxu656

4 жыл бұрын

what quest was it? dont remember doing it

@jimthe7414

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Waters think it was white orchard

@alfie-jayfoster6631

7 ай бұрын

@@yuanxu656I know this comment was 3 years ago, but it’s a quest in White Orchard: ‘Precious Cargo’

“Right. What do I know, I’m just a witcher ...” GOLD !

Listen, I know these are Geralt quotes, but he doesn't say the best line FOUND ME PAN HAVE YE

@DaniJGaming

7 жыл бұрын

Wahhbajack 😂😂

@DawnWarDawn

7 жыл бұрын

ME PAN

@lisamedcalf6986

5 жыл бұрын

She's probably the sister of the spooked old woman who prophesied Redanian Armageddon of warts AND mange if Geralt didn't stop the hooligans vandalising the shrines.

@mergen3125

3 жыл бұрын

'tis not me paaaan.

there was a vampire in oxenfurt hunting drunks and I remember the katakan said something like your tasty, and geralt was like come at me bitch in his monotone voice, it was awesome

@matthewfarmer8510

7 жыл бұрын

That was without a doubt the best witcher contract in the game.

@alturius4

7 жыл бұрын

Nope :) In the Blood and Wine DLC, where you have to save the goose if you decide to go after Sylvia Henriette.

@tankofnova9022

4 жыл бұрын

I just played that last night. I was laughing my ass off at drunk Geralt singing sea shanties in his monotone voice. I was crying I laughed so hard.

@wildhunt6350

4 жыл бұрын

He said: Come out and fight bitch :D actually XD

"Bound by a sacred oath..." "Oh, that's rough. Sympathies." I just now got it.

@MrSeropamine

4 жыл бұрын

@EpicJafeth13 I took it to mean he got married XD

Sarcastic geralt gives me life.

I always end up killing the bear before I rescue Princess so I never heard his line when the Bear shows and I died laughing.

@klillym1461

3 жыл бұрын

Me too XD

@Murke117

3 жыл бұрын

Run u stupid piece of shit 😂😂

"Only got one prick though, in case you were wondering about that too.." "Don't touch him.." Why is this so funny?

From The Witcher 2: Bounty Hunter: Do you realize that you have a huge bounty on your head, Witcher ? Geralt: Yeah. Too low for the risks involved though.

@Poet482

3 жыл бұрын

Never had a PC fit to run much of any games, as much as I'd like to play the first 2 Witchers. But damn is that a good line. I can picture exactly how flatly he'd say it, too.

@z-type8730

3 жыл бұрын

@@Poet482 I had the same issues.... always wanted to play witcher 1 and 2. But once I managed to do that, I've realized that I was wasting another experience of the life time. Any Witcher 3 lover will enjoy the first two parts as if they were the next new witcher game. I hope you get the chance to try them

@illiiilli24601

2 жыл бұрын

@@Poet482 hopefully you can save around 300 USD for a PC some day, that'll be more than enough to run the Witcher 1 at 60fps

@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210

2 жыл бұрын

@@illiiilli24601 well. you can just buy an used office computer whatever if it sff or mt for under 100 dollar and gt 1030/rx 560 for another 100 dollar and boom gaming machine. if i have 300 dollar the 100 dollar left will be anything beside cpu and gpu. like ram/sdd/peripheral anything else

@illiiilli24601

2 жыл бұрын

@@iputapipebombintoyourmailb6210 I was thinking RX 470 into an optiplex, and was assumig third world countries are more expensive but yeah that works too

My favorite part was 4:16. "Bear! BEAR! RUN, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SH#T!" Clearly that wasn't one of Geralt's favorite quests. xD

@buildingcone4110

5 жыл бұрын

I love that part. Made me laugh

@itriggerpeople4433

3 жыл бұрын

One of the rare frustrated Geralt moments

Geralt of Rivia, Witcher, with tenure. XD

@markotodorovic4559

6 жыл бұрын

What does it mean?I tried googling it...

@lisamedcalf6986

5 жыл бұрын

@@markotodorovic4559 -With tenure means in the profession a long time and earned respect/credibility, like he's been a badass Witcher for decades and would have a pension in a normal job.. However, the way he says it is full of sarcasm and contempt. Love it.

@markotodorovic4559

5 жыл бұрын

@@lisamedcalf6986 Ahhh... thanks It is pretty funny and clever

4:16 Bear. Bear, run you little piece of shit! LOOOL!

@obblivionkr

7 жыл бұрын

More like bear. BEAR. Run, you little piece of shit!

@leonardotomesilveira8153

7 жыл бұрын

BEAR. BEAR! RUN YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT.

@obblivionkr

7 жыл бұрын

Honestly it's Geralt's most panicked moment in the entire game.

@cuzacutuza3722

7 жыл бұрын

You are damm right

@kitgusto2390

6 жыл бұрын

CuzaCutuza He dropped the batman voice for that line and I love it

"Now piss off to the wood, go play yer flute'' Funniest quote of the video and it wasn't even Gerald's.

“If I had a bag over my head and both hands tied- no, not even then.” Always loved that line.

2:25 the Nilfgaardian’s comeback was even better though. “We started with idioms. Don’t play with fire, for example”

When geralts drawing sucks more than the trolls drawing

@someguy7703

5 жыл бұрын

I like the Troll. He ain't smart, but he's a funny one.

@MsMoonDragoon

5 жыл бұрын

Hey. No one said geralt was the master of everything.

@alinanistor2913

4 жыл бұрын

When

@dogdobber

4 жыл бұрын

when that's the fucking point of the joke

@afinoxi

4 жыл бұрын

@@someguy7703 i don't kill trolls , they're funny imo

Some day I aspire to have a way with words like Geralt of Rivia

Geralt of Rivia, witcher, with tenure. This game has such a good sense of humor.

8:05 "Now piss off to the woods, go play your flute."

@lisamedcalf6986

5 жыл бұрын

Geralt: "This one time, at band camp..."

CD Red did a great job capturing the Geralt from the books. Its fantastic

@daivikshetty7470

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly, Cyberpunk 2099 wasn't as good as this🙄

Geralt reminds me a lot of Clint Eastwood my favourite quote is the "I'm a Witcher" speech option

@BlazingSteel

4 жыл бұрын

"Heard you wondering about my swords... well one's for monsters, the other, for humans..."

you really got an imp problem?... or is that an IMPerfection in the notice. Geralt trying to be funny with the same serious voice as always.

@aerynsun7815

6 жыл бұрын

Thats one of reasons why I'm happy for him to be with Yen. She has a personality only he doesn't mind in the least, and he has a taste for bad puns only she could love. Imperfections indeed, more admirable that they engage in them rather than trying to change each other into someone the other is not. As a result they are more open with each other in ways the rest of the world doesn't often see.

@solaire2271

6 жыл бұрын

Aeryn Sun Not to mention they have a pun-off with each other...That’s true love right there.

@lisamedcalf6986

5 жыл бұрын

@@solaire2271 Like the dog/wolf puns in the Skellige Craven quest. I loved that Witcher banter. He did it with Regis too, especially in the books.

Lambert, Lambert, what a prick......lmao

@noman1122

6 жыл бұрын

kas36spires Not bad

Sir, you must leave. Baron's men are coming. Geralt: "Haven't finished my drink yet" tfs vegeta: HE'S SO FKING COOL!

"Tired of life?" Lolololol

Damn I look old.

@easyhq4475

4 жыл бұрын

But he still smash hot young woman

@KanohiVahi

4 жыл бұрын

That was so goood 😂😂

@uku5252

4 жыл бұрын

@@easyhq4475 You mean 90-100 year old women that look 20? Lol

@easyhq4475

4 жыл бұрын

@@uku5252 yup

@fuzzface8252

3 жыл бұрын

@@uku5252 How about Shani? She's not old.

1:30 was the best moment of the game

best quote is probably this You Don't Need Mutations To Strip Men Of Their Humanity. I've Seen Plenty Of Examples.

I love "There's nothing behind me. I'm a Witcher, I'd have heard it. Just like I can hear your heart. It's pounding. Like a liars'." He's flexing so casually, this is my kind of super powered protagonist

4:16 best quote of all

I admire Doug Cockle’s voice, but also hearing how great Henry Cavill did for his voice too, I can’t help but love both of the men’s performances.

The soundtrack to the Baron's story is amazing 4:36

@DaniJGaming

6 жыл бұрын

Jakub Nowak one of the best gaming soundtracks hands down

Damn i love this game so much... Lets all enjoy this because games like this come once like every 15 years...

@lisamedcalf6986

5 жыл бұрын

I've never laughed this hard playing a vid game. The books did the same, esp when Regis was involved.

@kkryptokayden4653

5 жыл бұрын

Yup

@teeps8124

4 жыл бұрын

John North London Games like this only come out every like 15 years? The Witcher 3 and RDR2 are only 3 years apart.

@teeps8124

4 жыл бұрын

The Guy Very different games to be sure, but very similar in terms of quality

@semir9112

4 жыл бұрын

@@lisamedcalf6986 The dwarfs were always funny as well.

2:39 one of the most badass scene in the history of the gaming but its lack the ending dialogue : dont touch him dont look him dont even think about him !

Witcher 2 I like to play as a kimd hearted but quick to fight geralt. Witcher 3 I like to play as a kind, wiser, older, and more passive aggressive Geralt who doesn't start fights but ends them.

This man knows what he wants. Also he calls all his animal friends Roach. He loves Roach so much he gave him his own category.

I love how the troll's work is even better than the official Redania's symbol. You can see it in some places, at Oxenfurt's Armorer, for example.

@JudgeHolden2003

5 жыл бұрын

Redania symbol looks like Poland symbol

taking the coin from the man instead of giving it back for his daughter is the worst decision i hqve made in the whole game

@Chadonraz

7 жыл бұрын

Did you know that if you kill the Noonwraith before taking the quest's notice or talking to the questgiver, you won't have the option to refuse the coin?

@alimar_

7 жыл бұрын

Chadonraz Interesting, i didnt know that one. I had the choice to refuse but i still took the coin because it was early in the game and i needed some money.

@Chadonraz

7 жыл бұрын

The amethyst you receive if you refuse the coin may actually be more valuable than 20-22 (depending on your negotiating) crowns, at least if you sell it to a craftsman. :P

@whatthefuck9703

5 жыл бұрын

If u refuse the money it'll give you a lot more xp which is better than 20 crowns

3.14 talking about his sword... actually, geralt got 3 sword.. 1 for monster 2 for human 3 for women

4 1/2 years later and I am still cracking up over this game. And still loving your compilations. 😀

@DaniJGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Lisa Medcalf you’re the sweetest ❤️ happy to bring a little joy your way!

@lisamedcalf6986

4 жыл бұрын

@@DaniJGaming - Aw thanks! Just want you to know your efforts are appreciated. 😁

After 78 years, 230 asses and 22 Roaches... you aged very well Geralt. But you became OLD XD

@rinokumura7371

6 жыл бұрын

Nickolaus Afon Holy Shit, He Fucking Old?!

@tvrtkokaurinovic7370

6 жыл бұрын

He is more than 78

@natehigman3987

6 жыл бұрын

Geralt has to be at least 97. ( as Vesemir says "You're nearly a century old yourself")

@tvrtkokaurinovic7370

6 жыл бұрын

Nate Higman if he was 97 when the game released then soon he is 100 😂😂

@joshlisko3333

6 жыл бұрын

Rin Okumura witchers age much more slowly

2:23 cuts out geralt getting destroyed by the general

Imp-perfection 7:40

Sure wish TFS did an abridged series. Geralt is basically Alucard with a bucket of gravel for a voice box.

I like the Geralt's dry humour and sarcasm because sometimes he's just too tired to deal with a thing for the 100th time.

11:02 thats filthy frank fufuf

@ddoggitysnoggins9287

6 жыл бұрын

Aditya Sahu no

@sirdanielfortesque2185

6 жыл бұрын

Aditya Sahu who??

@jimshrestha3421

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

I love how the alcohol in this game is always vodka :D (except in blood and wine of course)

@antimafiotbg

7 жыл бұрын

well novigrad is slavic word mean new city you have Novigrad city in serbia , Entire republic "Novgorod Republic" in russia and city with that name Novgorod , soo slavic nations drink alot of vodka :)

@nikola4503

6 жыл бұрын

Yep I am serbian and I yes we drink vodka

@JudgeHolden2003

5 жыл бұрын

Polish people drinks a lot of vodka

"Go back to Maid Bilberry and apologize for being an ass." I wish these encounters would have carried on longer.

I knew "damn I look old" was gonna be in here

'I can fuck you up by me self' hahahaha I died laughing xD

IMP PERFECTION BADUM TSSSS

I MAKE TROUBLE GO AWAY. I'M A WITCHER. WOAH ... HOW TO SUM UP WHAT U DO IN LIFE WITH THE SHORTEST PHRASE EVER. NIIIICE ♡

"DAMN I LOOK OLD"

8:30 The fact that is running and talking calmly makes me laugh

"PISS OFF TO THE WOODS GO PLAY YOUR FLUTE" lmfao perfect insult for an elf

4:27 That one is quite ironic given the Blood and Wine Quest where Roach actually talks.

2:13 probably the funniest shit I've heard all day.

9:35 "FOR IT IS ONLY FAIR YOU FACE A THREESOME" i was really hopping this was foreshadowing for Triss and Yen threesome. i died when i saw what really happened.

Geralt reminds me of my last trip to London as an American.

@aaronkenyon7112

4 жыл бұрын

Did you happen to be a werewolf at the time?

I like the french translation at 3:22 He added about his prick "unfortunately for all of those ladies" Which i think is quite cool and funny

4:16 The best xDD

Ahhh a voice so smooth its like gargaling 2000 grit sandpaper

"You never revealed yourself to be a witcher" I HAVE FUCKING CAT EYES YOU FOOL!!!!

Nothin better than a sarcastic hero

My favorite quote is actually the DLC when he confronts Olgierd’s posse. It’s just pure epic ness

I haven’t fully watched the video but there’s a sidequest where geralt calls a monster lardass and it was the hardest I’ve laughed playing this game

@turbogamer8319

2 жыл бұрын

Listen here lardass, you're gonna be satisfied with what you get or I'll feed you to the ravens. Geralt of Rivia, Greedy god quest

Watching this made me want to play the Witcher one more time for the 3rd time And I already went through all options the first 2 times by saving and loading at critical points.

Makes me fall in love with the gamr again and again.

You have no idea how much better every quote is in any slavic language.

@manubishe

2 жыл бұрын

The Russian translations, I saw, were different from the English.

Glad I'm not the only one who strangely had rain for most of the game

@DaniJGaming

3 жыл бұрын

“Wind’s howling....” “looks like rain....” 😆

14 full play throughs, DLC’s included, about to start my 15th and I doubt I’ll ever tire of the dry wit and savage comments. This game is everything.

I like how Geralt spins his sword before engaging enemies in a dialogue. (in a few of them)

5:45 Wish you picked the 2nd one as well and showed it, love that quote

You cut out the captains comeback! I love the playing with fire quote haha

Geralt of Rivia - Has a Wild Hunt problem but spends his time getting a goat

"Bear. BEAR! Run you stupid peice of shit!" Had me laughing pretty hard hahaha

"I'm a Witcher" "Don't touch him" SMARTEST MAN IN THE FUCKING GAME RIGHT HERE.

The way he says: „I can see that.” in 2:36 …im having chills

I like how you are fully equiped at the start of the game

@DaniJGaming

6 жыл бұрын

RyGry new game + 👍🏻

@noman1122

6 жыл бұрын

I'm currently playing NG+. Aerondight just out classes every silver sword in NG+ imo. Even the relics you get are no where near as good and high damage as leveled up and charged Aerondight.

Love the dyed purple gear!

4:27 the Ron Swanson of the 1200's

In novigrad when sigi reuven is being described to Geralt and he says 'sounds like the description of a lame rock Troll' is brilliant

important quality every roach has to have xD.... vernon could learn a thing or two

started another playthrough yesterday and i'm having lots of fun

"I hate portals"

white orchard music hits you in the feels

Kojima should of hired Doug cockle for mgs5 instead of Keifer Sutherland

@somerandomfox8579

6 жыл бұрын

Randall Kornik He sounds exactly like David hayter

The game doesn't need speech skill because it's already maxed out

@Z3t487

2 жыл бұрын

Badass comment.

"damn i look old"

Dumbass of the day: "I could fuck you up by meself!" Geralt: "If I had a bag over my head and my hands tied behind my..." *(pauses so you can literally HEAR him mentally running through the scenario, trying to find an outcome where this guy has a prayer, and utterly failing)* "Actually, no, not even then." Entitled Noble fool of the day: "I am not fluent in the common tongue." Geralt: "Probably mastered the basics though? 'Hands up! Kill them!'" Entitled Noble fool of the day: *(cannot even offer a decent argument because Geralt's not wrong)* "No..."

all of these should be our life motto:)

Witcher 3, best scripting and game dialogue by far! No other game comes close.

"... Got only one prick though " " Don't touch him"

"Run you stupid piece of shit!" - Geralt of Rivia

"Warts AND mange? Sounds deadly."

@DarkMirria1

2 жыл бұрын

That one flew over my head at first.

What are the swords at 5:30? I really like the sharpness of the silver sword and the spiral hilt of the steel

@DaniJGaming

7 жыл бұрын

Felineaux I believe it's aerondight and then the spiral sword is one of the touissant ones but I can't recall exactly!

2:16 Heavily underrated quote

@dildodickings2668

4 жыл бұрын

Propably because Geralt got told right after it