subscribe or get 10 years bad luck.. i didnt make the rules jesus did!!

@ellieleighpope

4 жыл бұрын

touch da beeffff

@izabeljones7222

4 жыл бұрын

Touch ta beef

@marthalacie3567

4 жыл бұрын

touch da beeeffff broo

@marthalacie3567

4 жыл бұрын

i subscribed

@jessbattishill9023

4 жыл бұрын

Waiting for them to get vexed

I can’t deal when people take his humour seriously 💀😭

@liliperdomo7007

4 жыл бұрын

fr people take it seriously in the comments on his tik toks like it’s not deep hahah

@olivetruman8

4 жыл бұрын

None of touchdalight's content is humourous or funny at all. It is all over exaggerated. He is the non PG morgz

@liliperdomo7007

4 жыл бұрын

Plant Pot how’s it over exaggerated and he’s nothing like morgz lmao, i’m sorry you do not get sarcastic humour:)

@alyssiagartland7616

4 жыл бұрын

Plant Pot why u watching it then lmao

@olivetruman8

4 жыл бұрын

@@leahgabbitas9185 he pretended to bath in bleach, so you can't take the high ground. You can't say that is humour, because if it is, can you explain how that is funny?

“Why did she just have a ceasar”

@estar7497

4 жыл бұрын

Evie Xx * seizure

@hannahhewitt6421

4 жыл бұрын

@@estar7497 that's the point... he said it like "ceasar" ahahahah

@mollynancy6370

4 жыл бұрын

E Star bruh🤦🏻‍♀️

@bethboardman6953

4 жыл бұрын

CRYING

@aimsx7393

4 жыл бұрын

🥗

I literally get second hand embarrassment from these TikToks 🤮

@ellamillie5952

4 жыл бұрын

Katie McDonald I actually laugh out Load about this comment 🤣

@wheihwunsjkghuier

4 жыл бұрын

I get second hand embarrassment from you and the other fans

Why do people get so triggered over him I just think he is one of the realest youtubers and so funny 🤣

@stop694

4 жыл бұрын

and the way he talks

@avamaye3367

4 жыл бұрын

He’s not when he’s making fucking suicide jokes and lying about suicide is it then

@ameliekorolewicz

4 жыл бұрын

Sophie’s Vlogz that was ages ago lol

Was hoping the “have I got adhd” video would come up🤣🤣🤣my fav

@morgandavison3020

4 жыл бұрын

she deleted it😂

@aliciamann2292

4 жыл бұрын

morgan davison no fckn way mate that’s my fave

CARMIE NEEDD TO RECREATE THE GIRLS TIKTOK ABOUT ADHD

@aizahsehar241

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe I do maybe I dontttt...

@abipayne2974

4 жыл бұрын

Aizah Sehar got adhddddd

@aliciamann2292

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@plusplus3668

4 жыл бұрын

I went to school with her ffs 🤦‍♂️

@user-st7xy2pb4p

4 жыл бұрын

Hyeirn Official did u 😳😳😳

Carmie: “apparently he left love island because he got hate” *fake cries* Also Carmie: “good”😂🥺

carmie has the best humour end of discussion

@hattiemartha9242

4 жыл бұрын

Straight up facts

@ellaward1

4 жыл бұрын

Fully tho

@sophiemcguirke22

4 жыл бұрын

Yess !!!!!

@frankieprior

4 жыл бұрын

Cold hard facts

@keeley882

4 жыл бұрын

facts aishah 😂💖xx

that guy giving girls tips on how to shave makes me SO uncomfortable 🤢

they all have jarring accents

@elliealbiston5638

4 жыл бұрын

There accents piss me off 💀

@lanacicchiello8527

4 жыл бұрын

Ellie Albiston Spencer’s is nice

@lilidrake8050

4 жыл бұрын

That lily went to a school 10 mins away from me she literally puts on that voice 😭😂

touch da beef is back and we’re all living for it...carmie didn’t make the rules, jesus did🙈🙈

@sfx1446

4 жыл бұрын

Not beef if it’s bullying

@Usernotfound-q3m

4 жыл бұрын

@@sfx1446 it's not bullying

@fcmcflurry4397

3 жыл бұрын

Well he lost from jojo

i fully lost it when you said “you’re gonna hurt your little lungs, you’ve only got little lungs” 😭🤣😭 I LOVE U

me: praying i’m not in this also me: remembers i have 12 followers

@elcoopz3325

4 жыл бұрын

Literally same 😂😂

@2broke3mos

4 жыл бұрын

El Coopz lmao

@revws

4 жыл бұрын

Same

I love how Carmine isn’t scared to say what we are all literally thinking

the “something’s wrong isnt it” had me ded

“why my girl have a cesar at the end”

@user-xd2vi9ex5n

4 жыл бұрын

seizure

@amelieaudios

4 жыл бұрын

Tamara A thats the whole joke

what my eyes see: “the weirdest teenagers on tiktok my brain: joseph church

Those 6 dislikes are those tiktok people who hate KZreadrs 🤣🤣

@Thedailystudent1

4 жыл бұрын

Literally 😂

Joseph's tik tok comments are the funniest thing ever 😂

@tahirazunaira

4 жыл бұрын

Ahlieee

@hannahtaylor3723

4 жыл бұрын

what would you do if a girl leaked in your bed *deep breath* well *breath*

@emmawynn8939

4 жыл бұрын

It’s stupid now not gunna lie he’s a normal person tryna make content. Some of the comments are rude asf

@caitlinemily7168

4 жыл бұрын

literally!

repeat after me ... i didnt make the rules jesus did

if you don’t copy carmie saying i didnt make the rules jesus is your not a true fan😂

@touchdalight

4 жыл бұрын

ok but facts

@olivetruman8

4 жыл бұрын

You would marry someone who pretended to bath in bleach? I would rather be sent to hell than subscribe

@k.robinson6561

4 жыл бұрын

@@olivetruman8 then leave lmao

@eleeceleonardi

4 жыл бұрын

omg Izzy, Carmie replied to you, you’re so lucky 🤩😂 (I just came across this comment whilst scrolling through 😂) x

@izzydove4210

4 жыл бұрын

Elleece Leonardi ahaha 😂💓

ima be disappointed if you don’t say “i don’t make the rules jesus did” every time Carmie says it

is no one going to talk about how he called it a 'front bottom' lollll

That last guy had me 🤢🤮 also who he to give us advice how to shave every body’s different I have never been so unfomfortable

Oh god it’s the adhd girl. I already know this is gonna be a good video

@aliciamann2292

4 жыл бұрын

Mee

@leahford9908

4 жыл бұрын

av I got adhd what the FOOK as has got to do w u

This has to be one of Carmies best videos😭😭

I love the way you roast ppl . You’re honestly elite . I WANT MORE TIKTOK LOVE ISLAND VIDEOS

still laughing at the little rant about people not being articulate and then 10 seconds later Carmie says "offputted"

Dying at the seizure bit 😭

I don't normally laugh out loud at videos even if they're funny, but honestly i'm just cracking up here hahahahaha carmie you are a legend.

I never think I’m gonna laugh at these roasts and end up in tears EVERYTIME !!! Keep em coming @touchdalight

let me just go throw up after listening to those tiktokers

I’m fully crying 😂😂now this is the content I signed up for

Best video so far, oh god I've had such a bad week and this has made me laugh so much 🤣🤣 we need more of these videos 🤣🤣

carmies videos are the only reason i’m still sane rn

The second person 10000% puts on an accent and a deeper voice to sounds hard

@charlottewalsh1482

4 жыл бұрын

Or it's just a Yorkshire accent 😂

@lilyhayes6842

3 жыл бұрын

@@charlottewalsh1482 no i’m from yorkshire and no one speaks like that

He didn’t leave cause he got too much hate he got voted out lol

@MH-ny4ot

4 жыл бұрын

as he should

“Are you actually kidding” Carmie you make me laugh 😂 x

😭😭content is immaculate i was cryingg

Carmine doing the northern accent is making me crease

@Alexis-pi2sq

4 жыл бұрын

OMG you said carmine 😂

I haven’t laughed this hard in so longgg 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

You are the real reason I’m happy 😂😂 your humour is one of a kind 😭😂💕💕💕

I JUST GOT MY LASHES DONE AND YOURE MAKING ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER i hate u but also love you HAHAHAHAH

“ i’d be like love stick a tampon in”💀💀💀i cant 😭😭

The end guy your reactions made the whole thing 😂😂

Omfg DYING LOL I see these weirdos all over my tik tok and I got so excited when I saw your video on them 😂

i love the way u speak it makes it so much better

Carmie makes me laugh so much I’m literally crying

We really are standing the biggest bully on YT and we do love to see it

Nah I howled at every fkn roast😭😭 he’s too honest man it’s amazing

carmie is such a mood😂love all his vids!how does he not have at least a million subs❤️

When he imitated the girl when she was on about Jaffa cakes had me dead 💀🤣

Who’s here from the TikTok live😂

@laurenemma3519

4 жыл бұрын

🙌🏻

@jessohara2598

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@lucyxo2862

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@charlottepickering5570

4 жыл бұрын

oi we got the last name that doe be kinda dope tho

this is the best video omg ahahaha!! Do more of this content

People who don’t say his intro with him I don’t even know.... what you doing here !😂 best video everrr😂😂😂😂

I feel like that girl tries to act like one of those lightskin guys in the sun. Is she a lesbian?

@tahirazunaira

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah she is loooll

@laurenp9510

4 жыл бұрын

Nahh she’s the straightest person you’d find

i went to school with joe church and he was like this in school, he’s NO different in person 😭

CARMIE IS THE BEST KZreadR HANDS DOWN. HIS HUMOR IS HILARIOUS OMG-

the iconic art in the background 😍😍

“ Hello everyone how are you doing my name is Carmie and welcome back to my channel what’s good” my favourite intro❤️

Carmie has been the only source to my living during lock down

you lowkey scare me but I can’t stop watching your videos because you make me laugh like helllll

Absolutely love your videos you’re so relatable! Just say things how they are glad I subscribed 👏

I didn’t make the rules Jesus did🙏

no one: not even the kg love islanders: carmie: hit me UuuP

@swaveza9421

4 жыл бұрын

UppPpP *proceeds to almost puke*

I’m actually creasing 😂 you speak everything on my mind 😂

NO NO this is THE BEST video on the internet right now! Part 2 needs to happen!!!!!!

aww the pictures they painted in spencer’s vid in the back loll

Who else thinks Carmie is the most iconic human

Carmie's different accents in this video makes me howl😂 ESPEC the Yorkshire one!

Carmie I’m so sorry that you had to sit there and film this. But ngl this was so fucking funnny props to you 😂😂😂

absolute legend

@milliexx5778

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@maddiefrost7999

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

“are they gonna cry? I hope so..” 💀😭

Wooo carmies videos are the only videos getting me through quarantine :))

This was hands down the funniest video I’ve ever watched 😂

It’s not a touchdalight tiktok reaction if he doesn’t roast every single one of them

The second one is the girl version of morgz

finally this has been long awaited 😂😌

This video has me laughing sooooo hard, I can't breath 😂

Who else thinks carmie should react to gypsy girls on tik tok -

@ex7084

4 жыл бұрын

Manon xo yes

@laurenmartinxox8331

4 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@eviexo4991

4 жыл бұрын

That would be jokessss😭

if your recreate her videos you have to do the ‘have i got adhd’ video 😂😂

I love how the paintings are in the background 😂

You meant 4 wierdos your on tiktok to silly!! I'm like lowkeyy messing love your vids🤣❤️

I feel bad for lily she’s actually done nothing wrong and she’s getting death threats and people are sending them to her little sister too🥴

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Carmie: Frow uPP

The funniest video I’ve seen in a hot minute😂😂

carmies sit down videos like these>>>>

No one: Carmie: why is he blowing like that?!

CARMIE SAYS IS MY GIRL HAVEING A CEASER

Did carmie get a new camera? His videos are always so so good but the quality of this is ASTRONOMICAL 😂

Pftt Carmie bullying people is the only thing that keeps me going 😭

the second girl makes me ashamed to be from Yorkshire 🥴

The fact I know one of these boys irl is acc so crazy 😂😂

Na this is one of your funniest videos, the reactions to the last guy 😭🤣🤣laughing too much rn tears

This made me laugh so much plz do more 😂

I actually love carmi he literally just says exactly what I’m thinking makes me piss

Anyone else feel bad for the joseph church guy especially after he asked carmie not to make a video about him

@evieknowles4531

3 жыл бұрын

just you

@izzyhall9098

3 жыл бұрын

No

“What is up with these people not speaking properly...my girl had a ceasar💀😂😂” I love Carmie 😭😂😂😂

This is one of the funniest videos I have ever watch 😂