There Is no Tooth Fairy. There Is no Easter Bunny. And there is no *DS Card Inserted* in your DS!

@NicoEdgy

10 ай бұрын

And there is no queen of England

@thomasawl

10 ай бұрын

@@uuhhh...You can thank me for that!

@juliannocartagena2007

10 ай бұрын

Oh yeah?! Just wait till I blow into the back of the Game Card a few times!

@Cheesever

10 ай бұрын

I got pinned :0

@ForciblySquished

10 ай бұрын

there is no STYLUS in your URETHRA ‼️

Melody is probably the only squishy tank fan

@snowgraven

10 ай бұрын

pssh i exist

@pinnkcl0uds

10 ай бұрын

​@@snowgravensame

@tama_bunnie

10 ай бұрын

I guess that all this time we were 4 counting me in

@spaceship0664

10 ай бұрын

​@@tama_bunnie5

@aspennnnnnnn

9 ай бұрын

She definitely made one of me today

the bands don't seem so silly anymore when you're fighting for your life

@bubbadoo10

10 ай бұрын

Why do they call it a restroom type beat

@randomtinypotatocried

5 ай бұрын

@@bubbadoo10Probably assuming people are playing their DS in the bathroom

@bubbadoo10

5 ай бұрын

@@randomtinypotatocried ??? I was making reference to "Why do they call it a restroom, I'm fighting for my god damned life in here!"

@reillymcmanus1742

4 ай бұрын

To me they’re just normal bands

the visual gags in this are fucking great

as a fellow ohioan trans gal i can confirm that Accumula Town does indeed play whenever we go for a walk

@yourlocalchaosgoddess

4 ай бұрын

It doesn't for me :(

@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME

23 күн бұрын

can confirm too

"Assigned female at GameStop" made me giggle

@gracekim25

10 ай бұрын

So I didn’t imagine that random text appearing 😂❤

@MsTerkup

27 күн бұрын

What's better is turn it into an acronym, something I won't do because KZread will likely block my comment

I sure am glad I got over my fear of rubber bands, the support group and therapy was good. my only hope now Is that I can live the rest of my life without ever seeing rubber bands again, especially those of the silly variety

@Gustoberg

10 ай бұрын

💫💢🪱💮🥨

@beatblocksgaming

9 ай бұрын

All you need to do is put them through a traumatic event like a straightener, they won’t be so silly anymore those RUBBER FU-

@outspade

9 ай бұрын

@@beatblocksgamingmaybe i could learn a thing or two from rubber b//nds, trauma only makes me sillier

@teathesilkwing7616

5 ай бұрын

Uh whoops let’s just say don’t open your next package. It may be a bit too… silly

@jan_Eten

5 ай бұрын

@@teathesilkwing7616 D=

Mel achieved something important, something a lot of us wouldn't be able to but she gathered the courage to do. She wen't outside, breathed fresh air, and even stepped on grass. Truly the strongest Twitter user.

@blehh_mae

10 ай бұрын

wtf is grass

@ToxiSamu

10 ай бұрын

@@blehh_mae That thing cows eat and shit

@SpensPens

7 ай бұрын

and then she turned over a rock and it called her a slur, so really it wasn't too different from Twitter

1:52 I said the acronym for "Assigned Female at GameStop" out loud and I have never felt so tricked before

seeing you create the smooth edit at 21:16 unintentionally on the first try live on stream was so satisfying lol

@Nobodythatyouknowloll

10 ай бұрын

ikr, when she said she re-recorded the section, I was hoping that the transition was still smooth and it was :)

@HaveASponge

9 ай бұрын

Wait which livestream?

@Garlicozzy

9 ай бұрын

@@HaveASponge her first stream like a month ago

@HaveASponge

9 ай бұрын

@@Garlicozzy where can I find it?

@Garlicozzy

9 ай бұрын

@@HaveASponge kzread.info/dash/bejne/a3yEw7ZwXdayh6g.html&ab_channel=MelodyNosurname

This video brought me back to the times i had to plan a funeral for my DS because it died or smtn, i recall playing a really weird game surrounding balls throwing or something like that, so its kinda nice to have a video that talks about those forgotten, non-mainstream DS games, good job Mel! Also loved how you used the new puppet mel and the clone high gandhi cameo

Fun fact: I found a bunch of sealed copies of Personal Trainer Cooking in Walmart for 20$ each in... 2022 and it wasn't even in the used games section or the bargain bin, they were sold like any other game. Funner fact: I forgot one in my pocket and accidentally shoplifted it, I am now deathly afraid of Walmart employees!

@windowcreeperbird9669

10 ай бұрын

Weirdly enough I had similar experience (but with fred meyer in 2019 I think)

@theKobaltPossum

6 ай бұрын

i work at Walmart in that section. Your sins will be noted to Sam Walton.

@randomtinypotatocried

5 ай бұрын

It's not like you hit the mark where they do try to charge you for shoplifting. You just need to accidentally do it a few more times

@teathesilkwing7616

5 ай бұрын

Walmart doesn’t charge you with shoplifting until you steal enough for it to be a felony, so just don’t steal any more and you’re good

@tefnutofhoney2832

5 ай бұрын

Dont worry, they dont care

There’s more to squishy tanks, they’re based off some Japanese shorts called yawaraka sensha (やわらか戦車) that are pretty popular. So much so that their song got into taiko no tatsujin based off of the first two episodes of the short, the ura chart is insane and it took me a while to full combo it. Honestly I kinda just wanted a reason to talk about the taiko inclusion lol.

@djoshawott2850

8 ай бұрын

Kills your hands or fingers, too.

@jan_Eten

5 ай бұрын

username checks out

The sudden change in artstyle at 5:06 even though it might look out of place is one of my favorite parts on the entire video idk why, the drawings have so much personality

THE TRANS ICON HAS POSTED

2:29 “erekutoropurankuton” is written in japanese katakana, which is essentially the english language written in japanese characters, and therefore with a lot more of the letters U and O. in japanese, those two letters are often not pronounced, and are common because of how the japanese language is written. also, in japanese, the L sound and R sound are the same thing, With all that in mind, “erekutoropurankuton” is pronounced… electroplankton.

Mel, how could you have forgotten the most important DS game of all time: My Stop Smoking Coach!? Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your family! Dishonor on your cow!

@ghoulishtoad

9 ай бұрын

When I think of that game I just think of supermega and when I think of supermega now I just get sad 😕😭😭😭😭

I’ve been really loving your channel so far. Your 31 Minutos video is how I found you, and I gotta say, I really appreciate that time you put on the editing, humor and research. I hope your channel gets lots of love.

I literally jumped out of my seat and pointed at the screen the moment I saw "Soul Bubbles", I didn't think anybody even remembers that game and yet there it is, omfg I'm so happy you included it, Soul Bubbles was my childhood

I appreciate the new direction Scott the Woz decided to take with his content. This is great

@RedIsTheCoolest

9 ай бұрын

I WAS GONNS SAY THAT

@ShirubaGin

7 ай бұрын

He's gay now

@artandstuffproductions3640

6 ай бұрын

Scott Wozniak, video game KZreadr and former politician, transed his gender

@StafkiGTN

5 ай бұрын

​@@artandstuffproductions3640Transed? Like wave Transer, Megaman StarForce !!!

@Patodeagua213

5 ай бұрын

This new arc of scott the woz is incredible

holy shit transfem scott the woz no way!

Kinda surprised there’s no mention of Kuruma de DS, the Japanese only DS game that connects to your car. Really cool stuff though, I had never heard of most of these.

@juliannocartagena2007

10 ай бұрын

It even has Miis!

@christiangomez2496

5 ай бұрын

with the same text to speech engine as Tomodachi collection, and Bluetooth circuitry as in that Pokemon typing game. Too bad it needed a Japanese GPS for it to work.

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The weirdest ds game I've played was the rabbids one where they like to shock themselves on lamp posts so they think the moon is one giant lamp post to fulfill there shock kink desire

@Gloomdrake

10 ай бұрын

Rayman died so they could… do whatever it is that is

18:56 The eCDP is an interesting case imo. Every large private business and every corporation would like to indoctrinate their workers; sort of create a cult for their laborers and their customers. But the large majority of them, imo, are too lazy and condescending to make anything better than training materials that talk down to their staff. The eCDP actually shows a level of care and production that might actually endear their staff to them! Is it part of a sinister plot, is it because McDonald's Japan cares, or is it both?

I know I commented on this already but I love everything about this channel, it's progression, positivity, impartiality , humour, the development it has had, it's cute visuals, the commentary, script, skits and of course, you, the soul and energy of the channel giving it so much charm and making it a comfy place to come every now and then. I really hope you start blowing up in numbers even more now, I love to see channels like yours get traction, it's exciting and I love when good people get good things!!! Really, love this channel and love you so much for what you do and what you are

@deltagoat729

20 күн бұрын

I subscribed because of your comment!

It is a war crime that you don’t yet have a million subs. Great content!

the way I GASPED at Yuji Naka appearance was insane. loving ur videos do much already, there is a lot of style and work put into your channel!

the two things i have reasonably learned from this video is that silly bandz have very much infested people's houses to the point of requiring exterminators, and that i should be glad that the house i live in didn't suffer such a harrowing situation of those unusually shaped rubber bands invading every nook and cranny possible

Every upload by melody nosurname is a win for autistic deergirls everywhere.

As someone who’s fallen in love with terrible and weird ds games, I’ve never clicked more fast on a video in my life

I can say for 100% certain that they do very much have video games for retail workers lol. When I worked at Walmart, I had to play two of them. One was a weird minigame where I had to learn the history of Walmart by creating a museum display from stuff found in the game. At one point I had to find a very tiny Sam Walton hiding in the shelves like a fucking Elf on a Shelf. I laughed till I cried. The other was a FUCKING VR GAME. LIKE ACTUALLY. It was called "empathy training" and we had to play as a cashier getting verbally abused by customers to learn how to "empathize" with them. Like I needed a headset strapped to my face to experience that. Anyways, tl;dr, yeah retail games exist lmao

I'm just happy to see the Melody puppet sticking around, ever since that 31 Minutos vid rekindled my love for that show seeing puppets just seems to tickle my brain chemistry the right way. That and Melody's genuine contempt for that Kiwi probably added at least a whole month to my life expectancy.

41:44 this actually brought me agony because they’re electronic. You flip the on switch on the bottom and then press their back symbol, and then they roll around and make funny noises, if they bump into something they turn around due to the sensor button on their nose.

Weirdness, obscure media, abstract humor, puppets? By your powers combined, I am a new subscriber!

Wow holy shit where have you been all my life? Your content is amazing, your gags both grand and subtle are hilarious. I am in love with you. God bless the youtube algorithm for recommending me this video. Fun fact: my buddy and I went all the way to level 100 in classic bubble booble for the DS. You need two copies of the game, not DS download, but the nice thing about co-op is if someone dies, they can come back with all their lives as long as the other player is still alive!

The Ds has some of the most creative and unique games of all time, we've gone backwards, I want a true TWEWY sequel, i enjoyed the jank and playing 2 characters at the same time dammit

@Gloomdrake

10 ай бұрын

The mobile and Switch ports look cool, and all, but, having played every port of TWEWY that exists so far, way too much of the core experience is lost when you don’t have two screens. Which is sad because TWEWY is one of the few DS games that fully justified having that second screen

@HappyJacKitty

9 ай бұрын

I completely agree!

NEW MELODY NOSURNAME VIDEO WERE EATING GOOD TONIGHT

I love niche youtuber melody nosurname

I love your channel's themes, nearly everything about them makes it feel like the channel itself should've existed ten years ago. At the same time, it definitely has a nice modern quality to it.

I noticed that you said Final Fantasy was the only other game that utilized mii's on the ds but dude Tomadachi Life is right there. Please don't ignore my childhood like this.

The amount of dedication in the jokes in these videos is so good, the fact that they kicked you out of Walmart (for the scream I assume) and the bits with Mini-Melody were fantastic! Great job as always ^^

I thought those Jumpstart games were vivid childhood fever dreams until you showed that box art. I have unlocked toddler nostalgia, thank you Melody

furry Scott the woz

Once had a kid steal my silly band on the playground. Chased the dude around screaming at him to give it back, and after a bit some girl fuckin tackled the guy, wrestled it from his hands and gave it back to me. I still think about that event sometimes, it was really nice and in hindsight extremely funny

as the guy who watched bumbles mcfumbles’ vid on yuji naka, my only thought during the ivy the kiwi? segment was “hah, the game made by the guy who would go on to make balan wonderworld”

i just found your channel with this video but i have to say this is my favorite editing!! most fun ive ever seen!!! the sound effects, the rainbow border, the background of your character, the character itself, it all just makes me so happy!!! :) very delightful! 11/10 would watch again

Idk if anyone has said this already but in 39:40 those bigger styluses help toddlers learn a skill called "prehension," the ability to grip things with your fingers. This is also why they make those GIGANTIC triangle shaped pencils and crayons for toddlers, so its easier for their small chubby fingers to grip.

This channel is now one of my favourite. Now talking about stupid Nintendo games it’s just like Scott the Woz but a hot furry

@cuddlefish101

10 ай бұрын

HUH

@aquau5777

10 ай бұрын

real

All the time you put into this is worthit probably saw my comment on twitter but again so proud of you

39:56 The bigger stylus is for little kids who can't grip the stylus yet. They use their fist to grab it, which is hard for a toddler to grab something like that. Kinda like how there's bigger pencils and crayons for the same reason

Your video popped up in my reccomended and I love your style. Also your little puppet character is adorable TvT

You deserve way more subscribers this is on par with Scott the woz

What I liked about DS games is that there were no in app purchases. When you bought a game, you just got the entire game. That's what I loved about playing Plants Vs. Zombies on the DS, among other games

@Acidonia150reborn

10 ай бұрын

Ds well until DSI had no way to read save information that was not part of the save file on the cart.

I stan Preston, he's amazing

I found this channel recently and i have to say it is now one of my new favorites. I love your humor. Thank you for making these

The puppet you better becomes a regular character in you vids xddd i love it

Yess this video is finally out you did amazing as always hope to see more from you soon

I love Electroplankton. I imagine every Nintendo BGM is played by those fellas in-universe.

Wow i saw 2 videos today that mention soul bubbles (the other being scott the woz)

First time seeing this channel, this is great! Love the animation in the beginning, and your puppet is so cute!

i love everything about your editing, art style, the puppet; you're really creative and funny : ) subscribed

This is the first video of yours that I have watched, and I gotta say, I'm surprised I haven't found your channel sooner! There's clearly a lot of effort put in here! I'm gonna subscribe and wait for any future videos! :D

This is so fucking awesome. I absolutely LOVE how much better your videos have gotten. It went from good to amazing real quick, thank you so much for the massive effort!

This was way too fun, I can tell how much you put into this video about silly games few people played, I loved it.

@tobexomega

10 ай бұрын

POR FAVOR, DEJÁ DE COMENTAR EN CADA VIDEO QUE VEO. POR FAVOR! ME ESTOY VOLVIENDO LOCO

Presten is a really good on screen actor. He's really expressive and quite funny.

I admire your dedication to the gags, they add a little something to the videos, which are already hilarious. Great!

the driver's ed puppet joke transition was incredible. 10/10 no notes

The Korg DS-10 was used by Jamie Stewart on the album "Dear God I Hate Myself" by Xiu Xiu. It can be heard on the title track and "Secret Motel". The Driver's Ed game also has different people, like a woman or some chubby dude with a beard. (also i notice she likes aimkid and onlysmallbites hell ye)

The stylus for babies is really big because they don't have good control of their little hands yet. So something big is easier to hold onto. See: those really thick pencils you see sometimes. It's just easier for people with less dexterity, and that includes babies.

Fantastic video, glad to discover this channel, ur vibe and sence of humor are ON POINT!

The multiple gags and multimedia with Mel makes my brain so happy‼️ It feels like I’m watching a network show lol

The “you need a bath” segment has me in tears 🤣 What also has me in tears is Entei, who is permanently on a walk as my Pokéwalker went through the laundry machine when I was like 8 years old. Rest in piss 💗

8:46 THANK YOU FOR BEING THE ONLY PERSON FOR ACTUALLY CREDITTING THIS SONG I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR WHAT SONG THIS IS FOR FOREVER

Bro the editing and jokes and everything is just SO GOOD I LOVE THIS CHANEL

I just discovered your channeled and honestly I love the vibes.

10:44 This really gives me that "I've got to return some videotapes" vibe to it.

not to be that guy, and apologies if someone has already commented this, but about "electroplankton": it is not racist, "erekutoropurankuton" is just a romanization of how it's written in japanese. since "electroplankton" is a loanword, it's written in katakana, the japanese writing system used for foreign words :)

oooohohoh i'm excited to get into this! i got an R4 card for my ds when i was in high school and absolutely surrounded myself in the weirdest games i could find (in between repeat playthroughs of ouendan and tokimemo girls side ofc) the DS holds such a special place in my heart, i feel like it came out at a really good time. all the experimentation with the new format made for some really unique experiences

You gotta try Rocket slime. It's the best DS game nobody has ever played. It has a wild yet intuitive combat system that I absolutely adore.

Is it only me or her humor is really influenced by Scott the Woz???? I love it!

Thank you Melody your content is now my new hyperfixation

18:32 "No, composers HAD to go this hard, they were being paid for it" Who's stopping composers from making something mediocre though? They would be paid the same if the soundtrack was just okay with nothing notable about it.

29:02 You don't know how uncomfortable this made me feel. This is scarier than any sort of horror or terror ever made.

Wait was that the Time Hollow theme playing when the phone rang at 5:06?

@MelodyNosurname

10 ай бұрын

it's my irl ringtone, had to include it

@luigifreak3456

10 ай бұрын

Oooh, nice pick

This video is so good that I watched it more than once and enjoyed it so much that now I listen to it to fall asleep sometimes. Great content, can't wait to see more

5:11 My cousin got that Kanye West banner in real life

all the sounding jokes towards the second half of the video have me concerned for mel's sanity

I wanna mainly comment this for one thing. But before I say so, I absolutely love your videos Mel. You're so hilarious and creative, seriously keep it up you awesome human being. 💕 But what I wanted to say was I'm so happy you're a Yokai-Watch fan! It's so cool seeing the plushies you have from the fandom. Knowing I'm not alone in loving those silly lil creatures makes my day. :D

this is the first video of urs ive watched and i love your art style so much it for some reason makes me feel nostalgic in itself

So glad I stumbled on this video! And channel. I love the puppet and the style! It's all so very entertaining

35:14 NOOONONONONONONONO

42:03 I have this game! I got it when I was a little kid. I really wanted a dog so I figured a vitual robot dog was next best thing

The sound effects... Every cut. Every graphic. Every word. Wonderful... thank you for this extremely well edited video Arlo I mean Scott the Woz I mean Gomotion I mean Melody what's her name... oh yah I mean Nosurname

Soul Bubbles brings back so many memories! It was one of the games my mom had that I would play on her DSI, but I was a small child and didn't retain any of the information about where to go or what to do, so I mostly just messed around with the bubbles.

This is my first video from you that i've watched and I laughed out loud in less than 3 minutes. totally lost it the 'f*ggot' tablet askdghskgd LMAOOO thank you for the fine art

I'm surprised to hear you're afraid of Silly Bandz since you're also apparently such a huge fan of sounding. Similar to themed mac and cheese, the shapes really add a lot of texture to the experience.

So happy youtube recommended this video to me, I love your channel already!

already sold on this video less than 3mins in thanks to the sense of humour and the fact that i was obsessed with electroplankton as a kid. parents found it in a second hand store for extremely cheap, wishing that cartridge hadn't been lost to time now

Weeeee hiii Melody!!!! Awesome to see a new video :3 Genuinely love your content