The Watermelon Joke That Saved Me After I Got Pulled Over

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The police officer that pulled me over in Mississippi could have given me a speeding ticket. But the watermelon joke got me out of trouble!! 😂😂😂
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  • @bosshogg1155
    @bosshogg11553 жыл бұрын

    He told a joke about telling a joke 🔥

  • @bud-mavericktheiphonerappe423

    @bud-mavericktheiphonerappe423

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now that's slick lol

  • @africarib

    @africarib

    3 жыл бұрын

    oooh meta!!

  • @mississippisnowplow

    @mississippisnowplow

    3 жыл бұрын

    One day I hope to tell a joke about telling a joke that was about a joke.

  • @LambentLark

    @LambentLark

    3 жыл бұрын

    Meta²

  • @philestevez1713

    @philestevez1713

    3 жыл бұрын

    Double pay for everybody I don’t know why just give everybody a rise😅😅😅😂😂

  • @rdr2dgrv99
    @rdr2dgrv993 жыл бұрын

    I played this for my Aunt...She accidentally spit her dentures out, laughing so hard.

  • @jessicadavenport2808

    @jessicadavenport2808

    3 жыл бұрын

    I lost a lung!

  • @sunnyskye1106

    @sunnyskye1106

    3 жыл бұрын

    AND YOU DIDNT GET IT ON VIDEO?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

  • @eligebrown8998

    @eligebrown8998

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @throngcleaver

    @throngcleaver

    3 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose, and I wasn't even drinking milk!

  • @paulatudor691

    @paulatudor691

    3 жыл бұрын

    People need laughter every now and then.

  • @kathyduby8150
    @kathyduby81503 жыл бұрын

    Guy gets pulled over. Cop notices knives all across the back seat. Guy says part of his act he's a juggler. Cop says prove it. Guy gets out and juggles knives on side of road. Next driver goes by and says, so glad I quit drinking. That field sobriety test is getting hard.

  • @Hellatight24

    @Hellatight24

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMFAO!!

  • @nowthatsacookie

    @nowthatsacookie

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @djosephine

    @djosephine

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao this joke was funnier than the one He told.

  • @vince-ly6el

    @vince-ly6el

    3 жыл бұрын

    .....

  • @honorquest

    @honorquest

    3 жыл бұрын

    Solid 👌🏾

  • @johnarchluleta
    @johnarchluleta3 жыл бұрын

    Laughter brings the world together.

  • @taschenspieler2590

    @taschenspieler2590

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @henrybrowne7248

    @henrybrowne7248

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes!

  • @BangSwitch

    @BangSwitch

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Todd Nichol He never said the woman was white or black, that's why the joke was funny. And, if you think Rickey Smiley is going to tell a cop a joke that belittles blacks, just to get out of a ticket, then you don't know Rickey Smiley. White people can tell the joke also, because believe it or not, in the South, white people sit on their porches eating watermelon also. That's why the joke is universally funny. He never described the woman, just the dress 😅

  • @rhondabailey9238

    @rhondabailey9238

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hmm, imagine all world leaders were good hearted comedians...What a blast we could be having

  • @LambentLark
    @LambentLark3 жыл бұрын

    "God damn it, it better be funny" Geez, this man is the king of handling perfomance pressure.

  • @stanleypierce706
    @stanleypierce7063 жыл бұрын

    I got pulled over by a cop in Georgia, going to a gig. He thought I was joking when I told him I sang country music. Three bars of He Stopped Loving Her Today and I was on my way without a ticket.. Thanks GEORGE JONES..

  • @shannonwalker5663

    @shannonwalker5663

    3 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P. GEORGE JONES.. if drinking dont kill me is one of my favorites

  • @leetjohnson

    @leetjohnson

    3 жыл бұрын

    My favorite is "Choices". Such a good song and words to live by.

  • @LambentLark

    @LambentLark

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's hilarious. Myself, I would have ended up in jail. I would have been silly and chose the rodeo song, only to find out the cop was the church deacon.

  • @somedude2630

    @somedude2630

    3 жыл бұрын

    The Possum saves…

  • @bluefamily3937

    @bluefamily3937

    3 жыл бұрын

    "A week in the county jail!!!" Tom T. Hall

  • @judee00
    @judee002 жыл бұрын

    That's about as American as it gets! If we all handled life with jokes this world would be a better place!

  • @aaronsloan638

    @aaronsloan638

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ain't that the truth !

  • @halstonmann8676
    @halstonmann86763 жыл бұрын

    America has lost its sense of humor. But guys like this will bring it back.😁

  • @awiggins6459

    @awiggins6459

    2 жыл бұрын

    Facts..

  • @BobbyMac78
    @BobbyMac783 жыл бұрын

    I remember when we had simpler times in this world. Why cant we all be like this

  • @eligebrown8998

    @eligebrown8998

    3 жыл бұрын

    You are so right

  • @KM_1983

    @KM_1983

    3 жыл бұрын

    We are. The media and policians are pushing so hard to try to make America look like it is racist. We have moved past that time. Sure, there are always some who will never change but they are so small. But now, they try and make EVERYTHING about race. The word of Martin Luther King JR are being lost. We worked so hard for it to be about a persons character not their skin color. Now, you are judged by something you cannot change. Now, if you white you are judged evil and racist and nothing can change that. Just give all your money and everything you own to a person of color. It won't change that you are evil because of how you were born... but do it anyways. We need to stop listening to these racist people and come together as AMERICANS. Together we can do anything. Divided We are doomed to fail.

  • @eligebrown8998

    @eligebrown8998

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KM_1983 you said it right

  • @billhartegan6288

    @billhartegan6288

    3 жыл бұрын

    Could not agree with you more, young people have no idea what their missing out on ! Life was so good !!!!!!!!!

  • @BobbyMac78

    @BobbyMac78

    3 жыл бұрын

    I understand that social media. And the news and also politics try to twist are brains and thoughts. It's just that these bad apples ruin all the fun stuff that used to be awesome. Even a simple traffic stop can turn into a disaster. A time when you could leave your doors unlocked, everyone knew there neighbors. Mental health declining a direct reflection to social media's. So watching this video reminded that there are still amazing individuals stil out.

  • @alanfontaine586
    @alanfontaine5863 жыл бұрын

    He's description of the cop laid the scene for the punchline

  • @youboob6297
    @youboob62973 жыл бұрын

    PLOT TWIST: laughing cop goes home and finds his mother sitting on the porch eating watermelon

  • @VBanks99

    @VBanks99

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bruh.... you about to mess up a good joke. 🤨🤨🤨

  • @mrmarkle7088

    @mrmarkle7088

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oooooof

  • @terrancecook4700

    @terrancecook4700

    3 жыл бұрын

    Man that's messed up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍

  • @crisespinoza1979

    @crisespinoza1979

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bwahahaha🤣🤣

  • @phildavies9690

    @phildavies9690

    2 жыл бұрын

    Laughing like crazy in Wales, thanks bud

  • @richvail7551
    @richvail75513 жыл бұрын

    That there is a great story. The added affect of looking like the officer has been hit was epic.

  • @patriciamccutcheon3357
    @patriciamccutcheon33572 жыл бұрын

    I am a Christian elderly woman but Lord you had me crying I was laughing so hard. God bless you

  • @kevindouglas6120
    @kevindouglas61203 жыл бұрын

    I don't know who this man is but he's cool. Made me laugh just watching him talk and hearing dude laughing in the background. That's a funny joke.

  • @broncosstampede494

    @broncosstampede494

    3 жыл бұрын

    BOYYY...THIS THE GREAT STAND UP LEGEND RICKY SMILEY THAT KEVIN HART,DAVE CHAPPELLE,MIKE EPPS,KATT WILLIAMS...LOOK UP 2...HE FUNNY FUNNY!!!..😂😂😂

  • @kevindouglas6120

    @kevindouglas6120

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@broncosstampede494 okay. That makes sense when you listen to him.

  • @notlohhcaz

    @notlohhcaz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kevindouglas6120 he’s from the Rickey smiley morning show

  • @BangSwitch

    @BangSwitch

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's also the crackhead Santa Claus burglar in "Friday After Next", hilarious 😆🤣

  • @tonyb3203

    @tonyb3203

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kevindouglas6120 check out "Open Casket Sharp."

  • @georgesakellaropoulos8162
    @georgesakellaropoulos81623 жыл бұрын

    I first heard that joke in the mid 70's. It was funny then and it's funny now.

  • @mediamannaman

    @mediamannaman

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same here. Heard it in the 70's and haven't heard it in decades.

  • @jimskarw25

    @jimskarw25

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mediamannaman I too, heard it way back when, but THIS delivery is priceless.🤣

  • @aco1528
    @aco15283 жыл бұрын

    "You gotta tell me a joke, And Gotdammit it bettuh be funny" that was hilarious. Love the story Rickey.

  • @bobarnold5992
    @bobarnold59923 жыл бұрын

    Some people just have a gift to tell a story & Rickey has it!

  • @donblunkall5607

    @donblunkall5607

    3 жыл бұрын

    Isn't that the truth, I can't remember them long enough.

  • @edwardfala7723

    @edwardfala7723

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hell yeah he does. Ali Siddiq's Mexicans got on boots is one of the funniest things I have ever heard and it isn't even a joke, it's just him telling a story.

  • @explore4284

    @explore4284

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lls. Yesssss

  • @seekingmystory

    @seekingmystory

    3 жыл бұрын

    @John Jonson ¿Qué?

  • @deancampbell5091

    @deancampbell5091

    3 жыл бұрын

    Other words your saying the cop went down almost as fast as Monica Lewinsky did on bill Clinton in the Whitehouse lol

  • @cecilharris1196
    @cecilharris11963 жыл бұрын

    Damn I had to leave out the store laughing so hard and people was looking at me like I was crazy.

  • @dmsh84

    @dmsh84

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣

  • @nettakay2116

    @nettakay2116

    3 жыл бұрын

    That happened to me once at the drive-thru. I was laughing so hard when I pulled up to the window I couldn't even tell the lady my order.

  • @spuckette61
    @spuckette613 жыл бұрын

    A dam funny joke from back when joke's were just joke's.

  • @KuroNekoExMachina

    @KuroNekoExMachina

    3 жыл бұрын

    You must be damn young cause jokes never been just jokes except when youre young.

  • @baldeagle5297

    @baldeagle5297

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KuroNekoExMachina You must be even younger. It seems to have triggered you. Old school like me never gets triggered over a joke.

  • @KuroNekoExMachina

    @KuroNekoExMachina

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@baldeagle5297 You must be white and not old, but getting there. It seems to have triggered you to reply. I mean, ask your gramps if they found racism funny. Probably would in your family's case given that south of mason-dixie line BS.

  • @baldeagle5297

    @baldeagle5297

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KuroNekoExMachina I'm glad to see you're not at intelligent as you think you are. Wrong on all counts.

  • @KuroNekoExMachina

    @KuroNekoExMachina

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@@baldeagle5297, or "Be white as if you don't know history".

  • @mulekickhandmadeguitars8465
    @mulekickhandmadeguitars84653 жыл бұрын

    OMG, this is the funniest damn gettin'-pulled-over-by-the-cops story I've ever heard. This guy's great!

  • @gmc5426
    @gmc54263 жыл бұрын

    laughter is THE BEST medicine😂 every damn time

  • @kimberlyjakes7107
    @kimberlyjakes71072 жыл бұрын

    If you ever been on that part of US 78, then you know how scary that had to be for Rickey. That joke had to be funny!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @nja3224
    @nja32243 жыл бұрын

    Never heard that joke till now, as good as it was doesn’t compare to the story, as told, to how it came to be.

  • @greggd2027
    @greggd20273 жыл бұрын

    Imagine this guy sitting by a campfire with a big group of people sippin whiskey

  • @baffle87

    @baffle87

    3 жыл бұрын

    Amen I'd love to be by that campfire

  • @ericcarr8634

    @ericcarr8634

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gentlemen like this are the reason in enjoy sipping whiskey and chatting till sunlight

  • @michaelcooke8665

    @michaelcooke8665

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good times at the camp fire

  • @starbaby1754

    @starbaby1754

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kingchakazulu7762 he drinks🙂

  • @billhill4929

    @billhill4929

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait for it.......ahhh! Or spitting it out from laughter Lol 😂

  • @michaelbyrd6425
    @michaelbyrd64253 жыл бұрын

    Webster's Dictionary : fool, - Ricky Smiley. My ribs hurting!

  • @showme9099
    @showme90993 жыл бұрын

    He had me laughing before he got to the joke.

  • @bettinajohnson5844
    @bettinajohnson58443 жыл бұрын

    The whole joke was funny to the end, that’s the kinda joke you have one eye open and the other close.

  • @JanFWeh
    @JanFWeh3 жыл бұрын

    New title: *The Watermelon Joke That Nearly Got Me Shot.*

  • @annamaccow559
    @annamaccow5593 жыл бұрын

    Ricky Ricky Ricky. I'm a military Mom and I just had to send that to my son, who served in the Navy for 22 years and I know he's heard some good jokes. But believe me, he's going to laugh his butt off! That was hilarious just like everything you do, Mr. Smiley. Thank you, and may God continue to bless you to keep us laughing 😄😄😄💯❤️

  • @brassknucks2548
    @brassknucks25483 жыл бұрын

    I didn't think he was gonna tell a joke that would make me laugh but DAMN!! Had me cracking up.

  • @Hashyrama
    @Hashyrama3 жыл бұрын

    I have watched this at least 10 times and it kills me every time. Especially the "gah dammit and it better be funny"

  • @jwil7954

    @jwil7954

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know!!!😂

  • @bonek350
    @bonek3503 жыл бұрын

    He's a good story teller.

  • @jdawgxpxduh8763

    @jdawgxpxduh8763

    2 жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @walttrotter535
    @walttrotter5353 жыл бұрын

    Heard that joke in high school 45 years ago. Still funny now especially the way Rickey tells it

  • @SnoopSimmonsSound
    @SnoopSimmonsSound3 жыл бұрын

    Mr Smiley I love you sir! Thank you for being apart of my life for the past 15 years! 🙏🏾

  • @kd4kdf
    @kd4kdf3 жыл бұрын

    I just fell off my chair laughing.

  • @melissageiger71
    @melissageiger713 жыл бұрын

    My momma told me that joke a long time ago... except the setting was a picnic..but its still funny 😂 You can't beat the classics 🥁

  • @floggyWM1

    @floggyWM1

    3 жыл бұрын

    that joke is kinda stupid

  • @peterfitzpatrick7032

    @peterfitzpatrick7032

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@floggyWM1 ... says the guy who doesn't even know where he was... 🙄😂

  • @jimryan4056
    @jimryan40563 жыл бұрын

    I’m crying. That was a funny ass story.

  • @donnaowens3919
    @donnaowens39193 жыл бұрын

    Enjoyed the joke laughing glad you didn't get a ticket ,they appreciate your efforts 😂😂😂

  • @porkchoppreed5487
    @porkchoppreed54873 жыл бұрын

    Now that's A gud one!

  • @Jarhead0331
    @Jarhead03313 жыл бұрын

    What makes this an excellent video is it shows how simple following a lawful order, being respectful (and funny) makes any interaction with law enforcement go smooooooth!!

  • @Katarina23

    @Katarina23

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not always. Some just don't care if people are nice

  • @candlercando

    @candlercando

    3 жыл бұрын

    It didn’t really happen.

  • @jerico80

    @jerico80

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Katarina23 Thats not true. Im 38 and the only time i had problems with cops is when i wasnt respectful. One even tried to act tough while i was being respectful and all he could do was tone it down. Trust.....respect takes you a looong way. Thats why i like talking to old folks cause theyll let you know quick.

  • @jerico80

    @jerico80

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@testingoyay4648 From an individual standpoint. I see everybody the same. Human.

  • @Lvl.65BLASTOISE
    @Lvl.65BLASTOISE3 жыл бұрын

    That damn Rickey can change anyone’s last name to Smiley! Got me ear to ear over here lol

  • @elkabong6429
    @elkabong64293 жыл бұрын

    Oh man, I had to stop this for a minute so I could BREATHE after that punchline!!! 🤣🤣😂

  • @ivanvega1005
    @ivanvega10053 жыл бұрын

    That watermelon joke just forced me to subscribe😂😭😂

  • @c123bthunderpig
    @c123bthunderpig3 жыл бұрын

    You had me at the Smokey the Bear Hat - so true...but joke nailed it.

  • @miguelquazar883
    @miguelquazar8833 жыл бұрын

    I used to love watching the movie, Who Framed Roger Rabbit when I was a kid. One of the best messages/scenes from that movie is where Roger Rabbit explains how powerful it is when you make someone laugh. They suddenly don't want to fuck you over, kick your ass, snitch or be mad at you anymore. That always stuck with me and I have seen it work so many times. Good for this dude. The joke was Golden.

  • @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164
    @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour81643 жыл бұрын

    I damn near snotted out my coffee on this one!

  • @joeymccullough2716
    @joeymccullough27163 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I know that kind of cop. Wears mirrored sunglasses & they’re mirrored on the inside of the lens! That joke is now in my go-to list

  • @gwbuffalo_3072
    @gwbuffalo_30723 жыл бұрын

    That is actually my “go to” whenever I get pulled over, you make them laugh your a lot closer to getting off on a warning then you were before

  • @Tbe_newstart
    @Tbe_newstart3 жыл бұрын

    Man rickey smiley is a God send, he can make anyone laugh and turn their whole day around !

  • @juanjosemedranosr.9609

    @juanjosemedranosr.9609

    3 жыл бұрын

    yup he sure can turn your whole day around.......like he did mine,just now

  • @sunnyskye1106
    @sunnyskye11063 жыл бұрын

    I CANT BREATHE!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dude I think you killed me!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThrifterPickerShipper
    @ThrifterPickerShipper Жыл бұрын

    OMG...I can't...I'm dying over here, literally scream laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bryans5339
    @bryans53393 жыл бұрын

    I got pulled over in Burnsville Mississippi on my way to Tunica going 85 in a 55 when I was in my early 20’s. My friend was in the passenger seat reading a book how to shoot dice and win. The cop thought that was funny and told me to go put my money in a slot machine instead of using it to pay a ticket and let us go.

  • @blindbeautyblindgirlmagic3166

    @blindbeautyblindgirlmagic3166

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wamp wamp,loljust playing❤️

  • @bryans5339

    @bryans5339

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blindbeautyblindgirlmagic3166 I still to this day can’t believe he let me go. I lost my ass in Tunica so I learned my lesson.

  • @blindbeautyblindgirlmagic3166

    @blindbeautyblindgirlmagic3166

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bryans5339 LOL, I know I would have learned mine glad you are OK

  • @jeraldnettles3132

    @jeraldnettles3132

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yo to the good people of the land. Man I love this brother's platform and more. That joke was hella funny. I am by profession a Police Officer, AKA 12 in the hood. I too have a good sense of humor and am a proud owner of a tricked out mustang and some other 2 wheel toys. I have to admit when I see a sports car with a traffic infraction, I may stop him/her and have a lil innocent fun and say..if you can burn rubber and impress me..you'll get a pass...all the bruhs would say what, no problem Officer..eerrrrrr..and jet out..all in the name of fun, good policing and humility. I love my descretion...safe travels my people.. Yo to the Nupes, Kappa Kop!

  • @tooblessedmiller6937

    @tooblessedmiller6937

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jeraldnettles3132 ...all ight now! One may say, that wasn't a safe idea, bc the car could have spun out of control, but "a lil innocent fun" never hurts a situation. Besides, it turned a possible stress, and anxiety situation into relaxed situation. To all: be blessed and stay safe.

  • @fee8255
    @fee82553 жыл бұрын

    I don’t think of them as smoky the bear hats, I look at them as a drill sergeant covers, Many people that read this will understand.

  • @baldeagle5297

    @baldeagle5297

    3 жыл бұрын

    My oldest brother wore one for years at Knox.

  • @bquade70

    @bquade70

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@baldeagle5297 have a great memorial day! 🤠

  • @baldeagle5297

    @baldeagle5297

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bquade70 Thanks, you too.

  • @dmoon9037

    @dmoon9037

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or drill instructor covers

  • @hmghmg8125

    @hmghmg8125

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hooah!

  • @CrimeScene96
    @CrimeScene962 жыл бұрын

    I was having a horrible morning and been pissed off fighting mad all day until i watched this clip. I havent laughed this hard in a long time.

  • @doctordeath5519
    @doctordeath55193 жыл бұрын

    You know that's what we need ... more Laughter. Black .. white .. what ever if we learn to laugh it takes the mistrust And the hate away !! I Guarantee were all stronger together !!

  • @Based_Face
    @Based_Face3 жыл бұрын

    😂 I'm dead 💀💀💀. You can't cancel what makes us unique....

  • @bryans5339
    @bryans53393 жыл бұрын

    Next time I get pulled over by the popo im going to tell them some of my “yo mama” jokes😂.

  • @woodgrainstudios7321

    @woodgrainstudios7321

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nawl...don't do that...😆 🤣

  • @thepoeticbutcher3370

    @thepoeticbutcher3370

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@woodgrainstudios7321 .....serious; we gonna see him on TMZ..

  • @mississippisnowplow
    @mississippisnowplow3 жыл бұрын

    I’m a Mississippian, and visualizing this story has me dying here! 🤣😅🤣😅

  • @eurowerx4267
    @eurowerx42673 жыл бұрын

    God damnitt it better be funny😂😂 Killed it!!!!!!!! Funny as hell

  • @ThePaccarWhisperer
    @ThePaccarWhisperer3 жыл бұрын

    Man I almost choked because I was laying down watching this! Smdh lmao Won't do that No Mo'!🤦🏾‍♂️😳😳😭😭😭😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @robbram140
    @robbram1403 жыл бұрын

    MAN, YOU CAN'T BE TELLING JOKES LIKE THAT AFTER A MAN JUST HAD BACK SURGERY (YESTERDAY). NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK IN AND HAVE MY SEWTURES REDONE.

  • @discomadness

    @discomadness

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol Hoping you are feeling better

  • @kali7602

    @kali7602

    3 жыл бұрын

    Get well soon bro

  • @seahawks1185

    @seahawks1185

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sutures* Had to do it.

  • @robbram140

    @robbram140

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@seahawks1185 I had a feeling. Auto correct didn't take over so, left well enough alone...he he.

  • @kingofnothing8644

    @kingofnothing8644

    3 жыл бұрын

    You’re funny

  • @cmhill0303
    @cmhill03033 жыл бұрын

    I have listened to this joke like 5 times now it is still bringing tears to my eyes. Whew!!!

  • @ThePaccarWhisperer

    @ThePaccarWhisperer

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bro I'm right there with you smh lmao still crying laughing 😳😳🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

  • @dwaynec4761
    @dwaynec47613 жыл бұрын

    Thats some funny shit im still laughing my ass off. We need more funny shit like that these days. Thank you 🤣🤣🤣 I see cop bent over laughing

  • @zepptar
    @zepptar3 жыл бұрын

    Politically incorrect and I love it. Miss those times.

  • @johnbailey3877
    @johnbailey38773 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Ricky - Sending a big “bro” hug your way

  • @pattiannepascual
    @pattiannepascual3 жыл бұрын

    real old fashioned comedy. wish it was still like this. thank you for the laugh.

  • @ivanhernandez1652
    @ivanhernandez16522 жыл бұрын

    I try this joke in Spanish, to entertain my family, and boy I get my brothers rolling in the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimberlychapman4953
    @kimberlychapman49533 жыл бұрын

    OMG when I tell you that was one of the funniest jokes I done heard in 2021 you made my day I was cryin😭😂😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭😂🤣 laughing so hard my stomach was hurting

  • @jeromedavid7944
    @jeromedavid79443 жыл бұрын

    Guys like Ricky move American race relations ahead decades in just one simple interaction.....and by the way laughter was the gods greatest gift to man!

  • @anthonyroccosr.5706

    @anthonyroccosr.5706

    3 жыл бұрын

    100%

  • @Cipher_8

    @Cipher_8

    3 жыл бұрын

    Because he didn't claim a victimhood mentality and (wait for it...) had some accountability when he was in the wrong. That's the only issue in all these cases. It has nothing to do with being Caucasian, African American, etc. The racial divide is devised by those in power and wealth as a distraction for the plebs. We're all one race any way. Human race.

  • @jeromedavid7944

    @jeromedavid7944

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Cipher_8 that's a novel philosophy and by your words your higher learning is evident. However there are individuals in places of power who do not possess the universal brotherhood ideology you, I and millions of others have bought into and share. In any interaction between a citizen and law enforcement both have an obligation to behave in civil and cooperative manner. This becomes quite the contrary when a pre-embedded attitude toward the individual is based solely on the colour of their skins pigment. And it doesn't matter which has the badge because fear and doubt create uncivil situations where none need exist. I'm a law abiding 60 plus year old white guy and I avoid interaction with cops as much as possible. I can only imagine riding around as a 30 yr African-American. And there's really no easy solution because each incident is unique unto itself.

  • @cathiecasteel7043
    @cathiecasteel70433 жыл бұрын

    Laughed so hard Ricky I peed my pants all the way from Kentucky keep it up you make my days

  • @RickeySmileyOfficial

    @RickeySmileyOfficial

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 Thanks for watching!!

  • @janesehall288
    @janesehall2883 жыл бұрын

    YOW RICKEY, THAT JOKE FLOORED ME, YOU'RE TOO DAMN GOOD, LOVE IT, 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂👍👨‍🎓 MANY THANKS FOR SHARING

  • @Criwindustries
    @Criwindustries3 жыл бұрын

    Respect. Its so easy to take easy shots at one another nowadays over profiling and speculation. I think the fact that wasnt done gives me hope. Love what you do bro, keep doing it and we will all laugh together in the end.

  • @billhartegan6288

    @billhartegan6288

    3 жыл бұрын

    AMEN

  • @jayrob121
    @jayrob1213 жыл бұрын

    He did hit him. He hit im with a hell of a joke. Side note... Gabriel Iglesias did say that if you can make cops laugh it could help you out in certain situations.

  • @777sicilia

    @777sicilia

    3 жыл бұрын

    Didn’t help me, in fact I think I offended him. I don’t remember anything after I told it.

  • @KuroNekoExMachina

    @KuroNekoExMachina

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@777sicilia He wasn't there to be entertained T. He was there to hit someone and he found you.

  • @loslake7459

    @loslake7459

    3 жыл бұрын

    Definitely helps, i ran from police and they excluded me tryna run in the report cause i made them laugh with the "New Black" Joke from American Sniper

  • @HH-pp6hp

    @HH-pp6hp

    3 жыл бұрын

    I agree bring a little humor to the situation lighten it up.

  • @Deuteromis

    @Deuteromis

    Жыл бұрын

    I wish I could find it, but I forgot the name of this black comic. He told this joke how he got stopped by two black cops on motorcycles. Suddenly the comic thought of something funny just as the cops walked up to his window. One of the cops asked him whats so funny and was getting angry. Comic said it was nothing, but the then the cop said: "Oh yeah I get what's so funny, Chocolate CHIPS!"

  • @Desertb420
    @Desertb4202 жыл бұрын

    that joke was funky as hell lmaooo

  • @jstenberg3192
    @jstenberg31923 жыл бұрын

    I have no idea how this ended up in my feed....but I'm damn sure happy it did!

  • @philip.garrison
    @philip.garrison3 жыл бұрын

    That's the funniest story I've heard in a long time

  • @rifleman1873
    @rifleman18733 жыл бұрын

    You’re good when you can get out of a ticket from the cop with the Smokey Bear hat. ROL...

  • @hiphop666

    @hiphop666

    3 жыл бұрын

    God as my Deliverer... Officer Let me go. Short Black Man in a Round Brown Crown. Think he was meaner than a pit bull. Asked me how my day was going...

  • @hiphop666

    @hiphop666

    3 жыл бұрын

    Said, "You tell me" LOL

  • @yyz125
    @yyz1253 жыл бұрын

    Told you...make people laugh..it disarms them and shows humanity

  • @thadstinson6955
    @thadstinson69552 жыл бұрын

    I'm from Belt, Montana and I hear a ton of funny stories. I had 3 heart attacks listening to this guy! ...AND IT BETTER BE FUNNY!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @edwardvargas4540
    @edwardvargas45403 жыл бұрын

    I would have given him a police escort anywhere he wanted to go after that joke. Hahaha!!

  • @silverstallion4634
    @silverstallion46343 жыл бұрын

    Lmao that's a great one I wish I could tell it to my grandfather who passed away 1 day before Easter! He loved dirty jokes and told them all the time! Thank you! Awesome joke

  • @charlenemock333
    @charlenemock3333 жыл бұрын

    That one blindsided me. Lol. I have tears coming out of my eyes. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @1410leelee
    @1410leelee3 жыл бұрын

    10 Years from now I'll still will be laughing .

  • @elgato7134
    @elgato71343 жыл бұрын

    We used to be able to laugh at each other. It's good to see someone bringing this back. I miss comedy like you used to get from Mel Brooks and Richard Pryor...

  • @bridgetray5309
    @bridgetray530927 күн бұрын

    God is good all the time, thank Jesus for the gift of gab and laughter!!❤🤗

  • @acejoka8352
    @acejoka83523 жыл бұрын

    GOD bless you,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I needed a GOOD LAUGH THIS MORNING,THANK YOU 😎✊🏿✊🏿🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yekaesh
    @yekaesh3 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo the story was funnier than the joke

  • @creativetelcoadmin8170
    @creativetelcoadmin81703 жыл бұрын

    Woke my wife up laughing. Told her the joke and she said I’m sick. Some women just don’t get it.

  • @3IDACO203

    @3IDACO203

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know the feeling 😂

  • @jessicadavenport2808

    @jessicadavenport2808

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your wife's humor needs help. This girl couldn't breathe for a minute!! Freaking HILARIOUS!

  • @lesleygreen273

    @lesleygreen273

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jessicadavenport2808 and me, real laugh out loud here!

  • @alyamahawilliam6624

    @alyamahawilliam6624

    3 жыл бұрын

    Some women know that black and white men bond over shared misogyny

  • @seahawks1185

    @seahawks1185

    3 жыл бұрын

    You can't handle the truth. -Jack Nicholson.

  • @chw.icu.15.4
    @chw.icu.15.43 жыл бұрын

    I want this told at my funeral!! Sorry, Rev, it's got to be done!! LOL!!!

  • @FreedomFighter2112
    @FreedomFighter21123 жыл бұрын

    Dude! It's 7am in the morning and you have me bent over laughing my azz off

  • @magnodvd1971
    @magnodvd19713 жыл бұрын

    The greatest story about getting pulled over I ever heard

  • @NWNKNP
    @NWNKNP3 жыл бұрын

    That thang was smelling mighty bad lol

  • @MrBOB39
    @MrBOB393 жыл бұрын

    Now that was good.. I'm still in the floor laughing..lol

  • @IamLaR1
    @IamLaR13 жыл бұрын

    My man...I am dying right now...LOLOLOLOL. God bless you brother.

  • @tomeverett2212
    @tomeverett22123 жыл бұрын

    As a long time motorcyclist, I will be keeping that in reserve for the next time I'm pulled over!

  • @tonydorsey9086
    @tonydorsey90863 жыл бұрын

    Yessir.. God bless you big dawg.. I needed that this morning..Much love

  • @mattedwards4533
    @mattedwards45332 жыл бұрын

    You are a riot! It takes a lot to make me laugh but you had me bending over laughing!

  • @guidingmule5745
    @guidingmule57452 жыл бұрын

    That was one of the funniest jokes I ever had the pleasure of hearing. Thank you for sharing with us all.

  • @toniat8278
    @toniat82783 жыл бұрын

    That was sho nuf funny😂

  • @dahna4822
    @dahna48223 жыл бұрын

    That’s AWESOME!!! Go head, Rickey Smiley!😂🙌🏽💜

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