The Viking Toilet Feud

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Let's say that you owned, a big and beautiful property. It's a green, grassy meadow, with flowers blooming and butterflies flying around. You were the one to discover this place, and by all rights, it belongs to you, and you only. Having full jurisdiction over this place, and it being so precious, you declare it sacred.
Then, some dudes decide to trespass, squat down in the meadow, and take a fat, steaming dump.
On your property.
What would you do?
What would the Vikings have done?
Well, in this video, drawing from the Icelandic Sagas, we'll learn just what they did, and how a Blood Feud started between two families...over where it was OK, to go to the toilet.
Sources
Eyrbyggja Saga
www.arnastofnun.is/is/greinar...
Image Sources
Með Berserkur - eigin skrá, CC BY-SA 4.0, commons.wikimedia.org/w/index...
Með Jutta234 - eigin skrá, CC BY-SA 3.0, commons.wikimedia.org/w/index...
0:00 Introduction
0:49 Introduction
3:55 On Viking Toilets and Hygiene
#history #ships #vikings #vikingage

Пікірлер: 37

  • @zomorozna5960
    @zomorozna5960 Жыл бұрын

    Another criminally underrated channel with a unique style. Keep up the good work.

  • @sormiliha
    @sormiliha Жыл бұрын

    These days untouched nature is so rare I fully understand the rage that comes when someone then goes and shits on it 🙄

  • @flint__
    @flint__ Жыл бұрын

    The video was really fun to watch, do more of this type of viking stories!

  • @-RXB-
    @-RXB- Жыл бұрын

    Great narration and images! And a fun/interesting topic, I find the most fascinating parts of history are the everyday details.

  • @marier7336
    @marier7336 Жыл бұрын

    Love your channel ❤

  • @PresidentBarry
    @PresidentBarry Жыл бұрын

    I of course watched this video on the toilet.

  • @kremepye3613

    @kremepye3613

    11 ай бұрын

    I watched while taking a steaming fat dump on my neighbours pristine lawn

  • @arthurratti9834
    @arthurratti9834 Жыл бұрын

    Love your content bro

  • @sasha1mama
    @sasha1mama8 ай бұрын

    "Eikr, you bacraut! You shit in my meadow! D:

  • @royseafus7399
    @royseafus7399 Жыл бұрын

    Offend their meddow.......with force!!!😂 i shall drit in your general direction. Love this channel. Greetings from South Africa.

  • @danielbraverman3349
    @danielbraverman3349 Жыл бұрын

    Kyiv Vikings are here. Thank you for your videos

  • @dildowielder
    @dildowielder Жыл бұрын

    Good stuff👍

  • @Feuerlaufer
    @Feuerlaufer Жыл бұрын

    Amazing how docile Europeans are now compared to not so very long ago.

  • @balticempire7244

    @balticempire7244

    Жыл бұрын

    European culture is cursed and simutaneously blessed by an individualism which is uncommon in other groups

  • @sfjuhispst8144

    @sfjuhispst8144

    Жыл бұрын

    We are just gathering strenght for going real fucking bonkers, crazy even.

  • @ottodidakt3069

    @ottodidakt3069

    Жыл бұрын

    @@balticempire7244 I see it as more of a curse than a blessing !

  • @uncleobscurenobody8861

    @uncleobscurenobody8861

    Жыл бұрын

    Crazy how reducing poverty and making people relatively healthy and safe reduces the need for violence and defensiveness

  • @underarmbowlingincidentof1981

    @underarmbowlingincidentof1981

    Жыл бұрын

    "docile" is one way to put it haha but to keep peace takes often more strength than to wage war. every true warrior yearns for the day their weapons can be planted into trees. and this peace was not easy to craft and the men who crafted it are in my opinion stronger than those who waged the war before it started.

  • @megmolkate
    @megmolkate9 ай бұрын

    Looks like rocky ground, maybe a little hard to dig a pit for the outhouse

  • @tristondoyle9286
    @tristondoyle92869 ай бұрын

    Is this Skyrim background music I hear👂🏽👂🏽👂🏽

  • @husbandsonfollowerleader9133
    @husbandsonfollowerleader9133 Жыл бұрын

    Legit shit lords

  • @prop1997
    @prop1997 Жыл бұрын

    love big much, time. very enjoy and alo inform. Big thank and smil from Norway viewer :)

  • @PixelMurder
    @PixelMurder7 ай бұрын

    Scaring away the elves... LOL. This is the side of human history, I find more interesting than kings and wars. BTW: Do I hear the Skyrim theme in the background, or am I still playing too much Skyrim?

  • @mageillus
    @mageillus Жыл бұрын

    I saw this video and thought it was Saturday, now I missed a class 😢

  • @Halli50
    @Halli5010 ай бұрын

    Silly concept: Icelandic settlers "going to the toilet" a thousand years before the first modern toilet was invented. In those days they simply squatted and defecated.

  • @andrejmucic5003
    @andrejmucic500310 ай бұрын

    The modern English phase: "He is a badass, he doesn't take any shit!" Applies to this topic. Early urban Londoners would dump their human waste wherever they could, rather than walk far to the Thames. But if the property was owned by a man with a reputation, he was known as a man who "doesn't take any shit." If the property owner was a wimp, people dumped their buckets of shit into this yard. Your thoughts?

  • @clmberserker245
    @clmberserker2452 ай бұрын

    Designated shitting grounds

  • @scallopohare9431
    @scallopohare943111 ай бұрын

    Did my good deed for the day, and let the ads run. (Muted, of course.)

  • @balticempire7244

    @balticempire7244

    11 ай бұрын

    kek thank you

  • @DieLuftwaffel
    @DieLuftwaffel Жыл бұрын

    Jeremy Soule's sooo going to sue you for taking Secunda :P

  • @balticempire7244

    @balticempire7244

    Жыл бұрын

    KZread algorithm immediatly notices if I use copyrighted music in my videos and either blocks or demonetizes me, this video is neither because video game music is pretty much never copyrighted or otherwise restricted, because then no one would be able to make streams and videos that work as free advertisement for the gaming companies

  • @DieLuftwaffel

    @DieLuftwaffel

    Жыл бұрын

    @@balticempire7244 Hmm, that's interesting. I guess that partly explains why Elder Scrolls music appears so often in KZread videos...the other being that it's absolutely fantastic!

  • @theressomelovelyfilthdownh4329
    @theressomelovelyfilthdownh43299 ай бұрын

    I'd say these stories stayed the same in general points/theme. But stories like this also tend to be told alongside food/drink, embellishing it to suit audience/mood. A lot of Irish folk lore is also pretty earthy, at times. And just like some saga's those earthy elements get played up for laughs if the drink is flowing. Would they have the same issues with the "substance" of these tales as the Christian chroniclers? Maybe not, maybe they just told the tale, and some bloke wrote it down. The slide into Christian propaganda tends to be pretty clear. It's a bit like somebody being kicked up the arse is a timeless classic.