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I honestly half expected him to flip overboard when he cut his feet free. Then gets eaten whole by a shark or whale.

@absolutedumbass5337

3 жыл бұрын

@@goobygoober_69 you are the literal definition of a dumbass

@wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179

3 жыл бұрын

@@absolutedumbass5337 what did he say

@yaypeacepeace9892

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he’d stab himself lmao

@julio380

3 жыл бұрын

@@absolutedumbass5337 what he say?!?!?!

@absolutedumbass5337

3 жыл бұрын

@@wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179 something like “what how could he be eaten by a shark or whale when obviously a canon fell on him??”

Lyrics: *OH a DaGgA*

@drag7703

3 жыл бұрын

Ty for the lyrics

@JordanCreaser29

3 жыл бұрын

Best song ever

@nevanmasterson46

3 жыл бұрын

thank you so much! now i can sing along 😊

@payforoxygen

3 жыл бұрын

(grant) (grant)

@Sam-vz8pm

3 жыл бұрын

rahhh

Short, concise, straight to the point 10 outta 10

@user-bo8tq6tv4m

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@EduardoContrerasD

3 жыл бұрын

That's what she *didn't* said.

I imagine this as a dnd game. Dm: ok to use the dagger to cut your binds make a slight of hand check... Player: *nat 20!* Dm: at disadvantage because you're hands have limited movement. Player: *rolls* ..... fuck

@WriterKing92

3 жыл бұрын

DM: Okay, good news is that you have managed to cut your binds. Bad news is while freeing yourself, you happened to have done enough damage to a different rope to cut it. Make a Dexterity Saving Throw. Player: *rolls again* ...Is a 12 enough to get out of this. DM: Unfortunately, the DC was 15. You take 4d10 bludgeoning damage as the suspended cannon from earlier falls atop of you. *Rolls dice* Player: ...*Whimpers, realizing that is more than enough damage to outright kill them*

@wahoo2384

3 жыл бұрын

@@WriterKing92 DM: *rolls* 40 damage Player -_- DM oh, that was enough to kill you, wasn’t it. Player *leaves*

@lolzimop9174

3 жыл бұрын

@@wahoo2384 enraged barbarian: oh no! Anyways

@dew-it8744

3 жыл бұрын

@@wahoo2384 everyone knows the DM is gonna revive him and make him a warlock of the cannon.

@cking4869

3 жыл бұрын

More like nat 20 for the hands, then nat 1 for the feet

The unluckiest part? He thought he was gonna make it.

@DiamondBerry84

3 жыл бұрын

That's the joke

@theoddtrashcan7104

3 жыл бұрын

@@DiamondBerry84 no it isnt

@adur6400

3 жыл бұрын

to the one person: take your like back

@stephenbalaban3891

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, we all saw the video too

@Boo-ro7vo

3 жыл бұрын

U have 666 likes, time to change that to 667

This is the personification of underrated

@Multi1

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what you mean by that.

@xaviermoorman6247

3 жыл бұрын

Definition?

@xaviermoorman6247

3 жыл бұрын

Personification is giving human charachestics to non living things

@northernohiorailfanningpro8899

3 жыл бұрын

@@xaviermoorman6247 Chapstick😂😂

@northernohiorailfanningpro8899

3 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Finomo No Duh

If this becomes a full movie it should be called, “It’s a pirates life for me”

@averagepo4474

3 жыл бұрын

or "How short a pirates life can be"

@sphee4149

3 жыл бұрын

@@averagepo4474 apparently 13 seconds

@Obnax

3 жыл бұрын

ARRR

@stephentighe7918

3 жыл бұрын

You guys in the replu don't get the joke

@Obnax

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephentighe7918 Me Understand How seas has water and why water has seas and why melon has water its melon not water

Jeremy schaefer makes anything Everyone: "DAMN IT SHOULD BE A MOVIE"

@jeremyschaefer

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@space1607

3 жыл бұрын

True.

@grinderfoot3371

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyschaefer maybe not this one. But it's still pretty good.

I thought he'd cut himself cause he was cutting towards himself

@briancows8368

3 жыл бұрын

@TheTBBrito indeed brother we are one of the same

@jeremyschaefer

3 жыл бұрын

"That's got to be the worst pirate I've ever seen...."

@limbo2433

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeremyschaefer so it would seem

It’s pretty hard to make slap stick humor funny in 3D animation with the amount media has put out, but the gestures just work so well from you

So that's what it's like to be a fund manager for a hedge fund.

@DSiren

3 жыл бұрын

The tendieman comes for all!

@tellg0t090

3 жыл бұрын

@Al-Hadi no they still lost they short stocked at 2 dollars yes it dropped by a significant amount but its 30 times that now. hedgefunds have to buy back all that stock wich is about 140 times what's on the market at 30x its original value. That isn't them winning by any stretch of the imagination that's like saying a resident of Hiroshima beat the Americans because he only suffered radiation poisoning instead of disintegrating also they had to do the most undignified things to even get that smears, manipulation, and attempting to get government assistance to still get a swift kick in the groin

@eyemem5080

3 жыл бұрын

GameStop

@DSiren

3 жыл бұрын

@@eyemem5080 I hope this influx in stock value lets Gamestop evolve for the new environment. I could see them becoming the organizer for large networks of minor local E-sports teams with city, state, and national tournies. I wish they'd become relevant just for old time's sake... Maybe Steam will buy them out or somefink as a subsidiary...

@toxiiciity2355

3 жыл бұрын

@@DSiren GameStop needs to get with the times and change something about their brand, otherwise ima miss GameStop

All right folks we see us here in a couple of years when this gets a random recommendation by KZread.

@pineappleqwerty8958

3 жыл бұрын

See you then

@NStudios64

3 жыл бұрын

It has already why do you think I'm here? T H E G O D S H A V E S P O K E N

@greenmetroid7376

3 жыл бұрын

cya then

@danielvalentine2191

3 жыл бұрын

this was made in 2018, my friend, but I'll see you next time this comes around.

@redobyte3495

3 жыл бұрын

Already here but ok

Freed his hands like it was a magic trick, then freed the feet like he was lifting a boulder. I love it.

😂. How long does it take you to make this kind of thing?

@Bruh-ew4wn

3 жыл бұрын

@Red Hood a legend

@nkosig4995

3 жыл бұрын

@Red Hood I wouldn't go that far. He probably didn't make the textures and riggings very fast nowadays.

@nkosig4995

3 жыл бұрын

@Red Hood this was done in maya. He used bifrost browser for slot of the special effects. And didn't rely on ncloth. I'd say it be 4-5 hours everyday. Maybe 3.

@thedarkjw6219

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll just say it’s not a piece of cake

@IcePike

3 жыл бұрын

@Red Hood that's a lot of emojis

“Ooo a dagger!” Top 10 famous last words

This felt waaaaay longer than 19 seconds. Good job bro 🙌

@c.7418

3 жыл бұрын

That was like 9 seconds..

@sugaristhenewwhite

3 жыл бұрын

How

@Lolpy.

3 жыл бұрын

It felt shorter than that for me

"That's got to be the most unlucky pirate I've ever seen." "So it would seem..."

@LessonsFromThe48

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@jeremyschaefer

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha

Out of one predicament and straight into another. Classic.

I just don't get how these are so underrated, I hope you blow up in popularity soon.

These remind me of the early Pixar shorts that launched their careers. Good things are coming!

The music at the end ties everything together.

i love your short films, they are so cool!

Pumping out amazing content as always

I guess my only question for this scenario is: why was a cannon raised and held in the air by a single rope?

@alexg.1916

3 жыл бұрын

@Bandanna Dee Fan anti-air for what exactly?

@LincolnDWard

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexg.1916 dragons

@missedconnection_nt8091

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexg.1916 well, flying ships.

@fpast4577

3 жыл бұрын

@@missedconnection_nt8091 I didn’t know I was watching one piece

@jeremyschaefer

3 жыл бұрын

@@missedconnection_nt8091 this person gets it. haha yah, idk...it's just a fun simple piece... who needs logic : P

dude why tf is there a canon on top of the sail? cool animation tho

@PelemusMcSoy

3 жыл бұрын

He's just that unlucky.

@derick115_1

3 жыл бұрын

Why would there not be

@naufalr.9521

3 жыл бұрын

All of that is an elaborate trap.

@oinkytheink1228

3 жыл бұрын

@@SikerScrapyard Nah they have cannons up there for the high ground

@pinkbunni1230

3 жыл бұрын

Greater hight means more effective range

Nice animation, probably gonna blow up because of recommendations ;).

Love the work!!

seeing people make such good quality films , makes me want to make my own but i don't think i'l ever be able to make an hour long movie

this is so underated

this is pretty good animation, it should have more views

This is amazing work keep it up 👍

OMG I would LITERALLY DIE if a guy did THIS to ME!!!

@barrymanning4861

3 жыл бұрын

He’s not wrong

@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, yeah. Most people would die from a cannon dropping on them.

Who's here after watching there box assassin short film.

@daltonlegendary6036

3 жыл бұрын

Me

@Elieditssportvids

3 жыл бұрын

me

I wish mainstream movies had weighty animation like this! you're a genius dude!

Please make a movie, this is better than disney (in my opinion). You got talent, congrats!

Pirate: who puts a cannon there anyways?

Guys bones being literally crushed by a cannon Video: Funky pirate music stars playing

Dude that was amazing

That is freaking beautiful

why would there even be a cannon up there?

@Xelfist

3 жыл бұрын

KILL THE PELICANS

@flockenlp1

3 жыл бұрын

To smash fleeing pirates

@Maddiedoggie

3 жыл бұрын

Snipers

bruh

You....are.....TALENTED AF

This would make a great short series of him just getting really unlucky and getting unluckier as the series progresses

This was actually really good and brings the average comedic vibe to the animation

Alternate title: "The Pirate who didn't watch Final Destination"

I am beyond surprised this doesn’t have more views.

I like those project animations.

Its so Well done 0:

Thanks recommended! Haha this is great

You deserve million subs

Amazing this kind of humor its great

A pirate with chronic bad luck had immense potential for future film endeavors.

Man this should been a movie🍿

😂😂😂 I could watch this on repeat all day

I’m so glad this got on my recommendations

Disney gotta hire whoever did this animation

It would be pretty cool if they made a whole Pirates of the Caribbean type movie with this type of animation

This was the best 19 seconds of my day

Love this man

this guy can actually be a disney animator for the next generation

i can watch this over and over

this is a very good video, i like it a lot :)

This is me when I finally escape getting spawn-camped in Sea of Thieves. Thanks Rare. :')

beautiful!

We gonna talk about how there was a canon on the mast as a sailor of the sea of thieves this does raise to questions

Simple yet to the point

This should have at least 1 mil veiws

Damn how long does it take to create this are so Great

Perfect man😹God bless 💚💙⚡️

Reminds me of when peter said "Ooo a dollar"

I can’t stop watching it.

I can just see the pain that went into this

NGL, Jack Sparrow should hire this guy.

not usually a pirate outfit fan but this one's hot.

Short but really well made

animations never get old

HEY WAIT!!! I Remember seeing Your Animation Process Video On Twitter

Incredible Voice acting "Dagger!"

Dude made Pixar level shit by himself let that sink in

I official signed you as the animator that surpassed Disney

short, but excellent!

I’d like to thank the recent sea shanty explosion for taking over my recommended and delivering excellent shanty and shanty-adjacent content.

Amazing. Truly

That escalated quickly

I like the part with the pirate, it was really good

I guess he lived the rest of his life a free man

this vid deserves more view

This is just like a tiny Disney movie ;)

Omfg PLEASE MAKE THIS A SHORT FILM LIKE THE BOX KILLER

This perfectly describes the transition of semesters 1 and 2 in high school

i don’t know why youtube is recommending me 2 year old videos but at least it brings me to hidden gems like this

Why is this masterpiece in my recommended

short, meaningless, and gets only a single small chuckle out of you. PERFECT!!

Nice Animation bro

Great work

If you slow it down you can actually see the cannon falling, with the rope also falling. Amazing attention to detail

Oh this was pretty short. Still loved it!

Loki in the mcu is like this sometimes

Better plot and cinematography than some 2hr movies!