I’m enjoying that Chris is getting straight to the point lately

@yt-sh

4 жыл бұрын

which means movies are bad generally

@markparkinson6947

4 жыл бұрын

@Ric Sanches Not surprising, considering the month we are currently inhabiting.

@coffybloffy4566

4 жыл бұрын

He is prob tired of bad movies. Or he have a bad day. And maby he found a fly in his favorite food. Its a mystery!

@Gavy61

4 жыл бұрын

jacob Henriksson Yeah

@JohnDoe-wq5eu

4 жыл бұрын

He should just announced first thing, this movie is shit. Then say, here's why it's complete shit.

Cats, Dolittle, The Turning...Wtf is going on with Universal Pictures? 😂

@amanms1999

4 жыл бұрын

Also they released the masterpiece 1917 in between all this

@whodatking26

4 жыл бұрын

Whats crazy Steven Spielberg stepped away from cats and this movie.

@big53mac38

4 жыл бұрын

@@amanms1999 ik adam from yms said that movie sucked. Is it a medicore war film or is it actually as amazing as some plp are saying?

@OddOneOut665

4 жыл бұрын

They're too busy pushing out their soon to be crappy streaming service to give an actual shit about what Movies are getting Greenlit...

@aishaarshadalam3412

4 жыл бұрын

@@whodatking26 that should be a huge red flag. If Steven Spielberg steps away from a movie Universal should have been like oh crap this is not a good movie

When you can't decide how you want to end your movie... so you just don't

@sage4618

3 жыл бұрын

AGREED

@emilyrose3490

2 жыл бұрын

I just thought the first ending was in her head and the second ending was real, and the woman was just mentally ill. But I haven’t seen that many horror movies yet, so maybe if I see better I’ll think this was bad. I do think some scenes don’t fit that narrative tho

Plot twist: Its called "The Turning" which means turn around while walking down the aisle to the movie.

@racpatrice

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@greatdanny2005

4 жыл бұрын

Stop it, idiot. In my opinion the movie was GREAT. And you do not have to make others believe it was bad. Just because he is famous and you look up to him does NOT mean you HAVE to have the same opinions, other people can have their OWN opinions FYI. Stop judging a book by its cover. You haven’t seen the movie unlike me, and I think the movie was GREAT (again). If you keep on hating,,, I’ll have to report you.

@fletcherbrown2776

4 жыл бұрын

GreatDanny I liked the movie but you have to admit that the ending was terrible and didn’t make sense. For me personally I think the ending ruined the whole movie

@greatdanny2005

4 жыл бұрын

Fletcher Brown, the movie has multiple endings, that’s only one

@vinblack85

4 жыл бұрын

This made me lol

When you hear "I swear, i'm not making this shit up" on Chris review, you know that movie hit rock bottom.

This movie hurt my soul.. And that “ending” (or lack of one) was just the worst. Imma need therapy.

@spiderman5459

4 жыл бұрын

Pls spoil it for me.tell me the ending

@jefferybags6174

4 жыл бұрын

Austin Burke Just saw your review... you lost it and I was cracking up😂

@tevotv6807

4 жыл бұрын

preach

@hopeedwards5831

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, please spoil not going to go see it...

@ashmitmastersuperful

4 жыл бұрын

.

"I'd rather watch one of the worst movies ever made than a nothing movie." Woah, woah. Just because this movie sucked, don't be suicidal and rewatch Cats.

@markparkinson6947

4 жыл бұрын

If you had to pick a month to commit suicide, a film buff would easily choose January!

@markparkinson6947

4 жыл бұрын

@Lorenzo Smit Exactly.

@gonzaloegonzalez8106

4 жыл бұрын

Well... He has the hilariocity series for a reason

@prphd555

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@chaossmith3864

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of how my sister said she'd rather watch something bad than something boring. That something boring her was the worst crime, because that makes it an absolute waste of time. At least a bad movie/show can be enjoyable, but boring is boring.

SPOILER RANT: So many useless "keys" in the movie: the mannequin Grandmother; the girl mentioning cyanide in apple seeds; Kurt Cobain's death on the news; the severed hand; the boy's fascination with spiders.... All those things had NOTHING to do with the movie later on. No call-backs or references to those things whatsoever... And why did Quinn just suddenly decide to kill that caretaker after he's been dead all that time?... I think the writers just pushed themselves into a corner

@ubaldoa.rosario1832

4 жыл бұрын

Mark totally agree, they placed good keys within the story that didn’t served a purpose. It’s like the writers didn’t know why they were writing about. With such a long set up I expected an epic climax. It is truly an incomplete movie.

@milliefan1097

4 жыл бұрын

To be clear he didnt kill her after he died. In about the ending of the movie, Kate starts reading the book that the old Nanny wrote in. She talks about how weird Quinn was around her and specifically makes it clear that he obviously isnt dead. In the movie Ms.Grosse or however you spell her name, clarified that she made sure Quinn was dead BECAUSE he killed the old nanny. And I fairly think the other non important points in the movie was just for entertainment and to show how smart Flora is, and how the house including Miles is all together a bit strange.

@soccerman127

4 жыл бұрын

@@milliefan1097 Sorry for the confusion, but I was referring to Ms. Grose as the "caretaker" in my original comment. Quinn (the ghost) killed her by pushing her over the stair railing. I don't understand why did Quinn had the sudden motivation to do that

@zina9510

4 жыл бұрын

e x a c t l y

@milliefan1097

4 жыл бұрын

@@soccerman127 ohh ok I got it now! I was a little confused now that I think of it that is kinda strange how and why he killed her although he is a ghost/spirit

I remember thinking “Maybe it’s one of those movies that shows more after the credits” Nope

@mikesands4681

4 жыл бұрын

Ben Grimm Stick around for the sequel, all your questions will be resolved, or maybe a trilogy. Um needs a prequel? Blue ray extended scene and deleted missing ending. Better in the original Czech. Oh you had to have read the book. Doing my best excuses.

@genericusername7959

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikesands4681 How about "If you read so-and-so's version of the script..."? I've seen that one a couple of times, for films that had rewrites partway through.

So you're saying Universal put out Cats, Doolittle, this... but also 1917 less than a month apart? Bruh

@austinbach3731

4 жыл бұрын

Elora Maxwell And a soon-to-be Best Picture winner in between. Wild times

@mr.knowbuddy2149

4 жыл бұрын

Disney is triggered

@michaelchavez816

4 жыл бұрын

And the only one worth watching is 1917.....

@clubsnatcher

4 жыл бұрын

1917 was just not that good. It will be forgotten pretty quickly

@mr.knowbuddy2149

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelchavez816 bet

Expectation: The Shining Reality: The Happening.

@el34glo59

4 жыл бұрын

Lol expectation The Shining? I never even heard of this movie. I doubt the expectations were that high

@callmeche1215

4 жыл бұрын

@@el34glo59 probally saying the movie mightve been good, the trailer actually looked good

@DDRhappiness17

4 жыл бұрын

What? Noooo

@tommymecousinlostmecar4165

4 жыл бұрын

@Taylor Lemoine Implying that the Shining is a great movie.

@tommymecousinlostmecar4165

4 жыл бұрын

@Taylor Lemoine From a technical standpoint the movie is great yes. But the story isn't all that good in my opinion.

Chris about actors: "Spectacular performance" or "I like him/her a lot, but its not good on this"

@samwebel7852

4 жыл бұрын

Makes sense, acting is difficult and it must feel gross to harp on actors, even if it may be deserved

@samwebel7852

4 жыл бұрын

Erik Ruiz that doesn’t make sense, both jobs are very difficult and the point of sympathizing with actors is that they’re very publicly putting themselves out there, often at the hands of the director and/or script. Not only acting but simply being an actor is very difficult

The trailers kept giving off the same vibe as "The Others" with Nicole Kidman which has a STUNNING script flip in the last ten minutes and probably features some Kidman's best acting IMO

@danielwright873

4 жыл бұрын

That's one of my favorite horror movies. Can it be predictable if you know there's a twist and see the little things? Yes, but it's just such a good setting and the way it all comes together sucks you in.

@LCDigital92

4 жыл бұрын

I thought about The Others a couple times while watching the movie.

@kurtsiecolferites2160

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, The Others is pretty good and Nicole Kidman is awesome in that film!

@mortimerjames218

4 жыл бұрын

The Others is STILL such a good movie. That was a twist no one saw coming, & even after watching it a million times, I still love it.

@Vamroc

4 жыл бұрын

@@kurtsiecolferites2160 Part of what makes that film so great is you believe every moment Kidman becomes more unstable it never feels forced or contrived

Spoil the ending none of us are seeing this Chris 😂

@g07denslicer

4 жыл бұрын

Elora Maxwell I was gonna comment this.

@genuinejustin6269

4 жыл бұрын

lol I was totally on board with this. I thought the same when he said he didn't want to spoil it.

@poopityscooper2116

4 жыл бұрын

He is a man of principle!

@Zton-yn4kc

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite headline is from the Irish Times: “The Turning: This Movie is a Total Waste of Time, Don’t Even Read the Review” ... alright then.

@hteekay

4 жыл бұрын

There's no ending to spoil tho...

This is one of the most spot on reviews ever, Chris. This film was terrible.

@user-ji9jd1gq9z

4 жыл бұрын

The film was really terrible.... No acting, no story, nothing... It was one of the very few times I regretted the money for the tickets...At least there was some nice pop-corn...!

@brandonwaters3434

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I said after I watched this movie today

@greatdanny2005

4 жыл бұрын

Stop it, idiot. In my opinion the movie was GREAT. And you do not have to make others believe it was bad. Just because he is famous and you look up to him does NOT mean you HAVE to have the same opinions, other people can have their OWN opinions FYI. Stop judging a book by its cover. You haven’t seen the movie unlike me, and I think the movie was GREAT (again). If you keep on hating,,, I’ll have to report you. You guys are acting like kids. First of all, it has multiple endings (as you said) second of all, watch the movie The Witch. The witch is a movie with NO story plot and has lots of people who like it. The turning has a actual STORY PLOT but everyone says it does not. It has a talented cast and all, so I do NOT understand all the hate... People like you are being all idiotic, I give the movie 11/10 so yeah stop hating, STOP.

@PenjaminFranklyn

4 жыл бұрын

@@greatdanny2005 Ok I guess you gon have to report me cuz the movie was ASS bro lol but to each their own...take a walk or something man.

@user-ji9jd1gq9z

4 жыл бұрын

@@greatdanny2005 It seems that you are not a real fan of this kind of movies..... Or you are very very young... While you are growing up, you will surely have the opportunity to watch some more andthen, you will be entitled to an opinion.

“The turding”

I demand a spoiler review for this

@freshboyfab

4 жыл бұрын

Panic! Trash I just came from seeing it. Chris is right. The movie is dog shit... I’m surprised he didn’t give it an “F” honestly. The ending is bad because.... It introduces an element where maybe she’s suffering from a mental illness and it’s not ghosts. It LITERALLY acts like we’re about to incorporate that theme into the plot but... it just ends and not in a good open interpretation, ambiguous type of way. Like... it just ends. The movie was horrible.

@estrellaanderson3432

4 жыл бұрын

Max Bristol oof yea. That sounds bad. It almost sounds like the writers wrote themselves into a corner and couldn’t think of a way to get out. But yea nah. That’s a dumb ass way to end that movie. I think I’ll skip for now

@freshboyfab

4 жыл бұрын

Panic! Trash Exactly, you get it. Also, Chris isn’t playing about the Anime end credits... It’s literally a ghost phasing in and out and the main characters hands moving across a wall while an electric guitar plays. The movie is a complete joke. Like a SiFi channel horror movie. Disgustingly bad movie. Definitely skip!! I suffered for you lol

@estrellaanderson3432

4 жыл бұрын

Max Bristol I thank you for your brave sacrifice so I don’t have to waste $10 on a movie that sucks 😂

@a.f9234

4 жыл бұрын

I will not like this comment not because I disagree with I actually agree but because I want you to keep that glorious 69

"When ghosts appear I swear I heard an electric guitar." That sounds like January for sure. Update: Just saw the movie alone in the theater and there absolutely was an electric guitar when the ghosts appear. Good lord...

@comingforya690

4 жыл бұрын

The Box office of nothings. Lol

@martinag3341

4 жыл бұрын

Hey man, Underwater WAS good!

@oRiiGiiNaLGaNGsTeR

4 жыл бұрын

@@martinag3341 underwater was great

@bart234465

4 жыл бұрын

@@martinag3341 Underwater was the exception that proves the rule

@bigkj2.027

Жыл бұрын

Gotta see it

As someone who works in a movie theater I’m definitely not excited to listen to a bad end credit score while I have to clean up people trash.

@Justsomerandomguy951

4 жыл бұрын

As someone who alson works in a movie theater, I really connect with this comment 😔

@justincase4812

4 жыл бұрын

Does it bug you when people throw away their garbage in the waste bin rather than leave it there to be picked up later?

@Justsomerandomguy951

4 жыл бұрын

@@justincase4812 we prefer it if people would throw it in the trash than leaving it in the seats

@SweetUniverse

4 жыл бұрын

I feel for you guys. Ppl are so damned inconsiderate.

@SunflowerSpotlight

4 жыл бұрын

You’re doing God’s work, my dude. I only get to go in theater about once a year or two, so it’s a treat to get the chance, and that place would be an absolute zoo if you weren’t involved. Here’s to awesome film scores and end credits! 🥂

Director: This isn't Turning out as I expected. I hate me too :/

@_mel_9953

3 жыл бұрын

ASJDH PLEASE THATS ACTUALLY FUNNY

Spielberg left Cats, too. I’m sensing a pattern of dear Steven leaving projects that are obviously dead in the water.

@a.f9234

4 жыл бұрын

What are the upcoming movies he has left too ? Maybe we can use this pattern to not waste our time and money anymore

@Tobytyty101

4 жыл бұрын

Mere Spielberg didn’t leave this movie. He was there for the shooting and produced it through and through

@sinw88

4 жыл бұрын

Pro 92 tbh if you didnt see cats being a total garbage from 10000000 miles away you are blind.

@CubanaWriter

4 жыл бұрын

sinw88 I think even a blind person could’ve seen the dumpster fire that is Cats coming.

@SunflowerSpotlight

4 жыл бұрын

BlueAuraWriter22 My Dad, inmune from internet criticism, said, “That looks pretty good!” After the first trailer, I think, set against Memory. Of all the plays we’ve seen, Cats was definitely our least favorite, but he liked the magic cat and Memory. Although we got the understudy for Grisabella and it wasn’t... perhaps as well done as it would have been otherwise. The one part of the show I was genuinely excited about. 😂 Such is life. Luckily, I doubt he and mom will go ahead and rent it. Maybe it’ll come to a streaming service they have and they can feast their eyes upon the mistake I guided them away from. We can only hope. They’re good people; they don’t deserve to have to pay for Cats.

"Chris's face"..... Yep it's bad

@afrosymphony8207

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed out too loud at this loooooool

@SoradaServalY2K

4 жыл бұрын

I saw his face in the thumbnaiI and thought "yup not seeing this movie."

@Siktopath

4 жыл бұрын

@@afrosymphony8207 LMFAOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@dragonball3166

4 жыл бұрын

He looks constipated

Couldn’t you just tell us the ending? “Don’t go see this movie cause the ending sucks, but you’ll have to go see the movie to know why”

@palbo4

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously haha, I'm almost tempted to just go see the movie now. I'm so curious

@nathanbarron7736

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I looked up the ending online. Sounds dumb.

@Paytttoon

4 жыл бұрын

Because the ending makes no sense. Even if you watched it you still wouldn’t understand.

@Paytttoon

4 жыл бұрын

Static Truths yeah that’s pretty much it. It was funny because after the movie ended we just all sat there looking around at each other lol.

@rockstarphantom8112

4 жыл бұрын

There isn't one. There literally isn't an ending.

Guys I shit you not, I have a good memory. I watched "The Open House" not more than a month ago and I simply cannot remember how it ends. I know it was bad, but I already forgot it...

@englishatheart

3 жыл бұрын

Dude gets killed, killer drives off into the sunset.

@_mel_9953

3 жыл бұрын

Fr, it left me feeling so angry afterwards. It felt like such wasted time.

Chris’s face in thumbnail is enough to tell me on how much did he liked the movie.

Damnit Chris, stop making me wanna go see a shit movie just to see it's shit ending...

@MilkyWayGrump

4 жыл бұрын

Wikipedia plot summary is your friend. (Its not updated right now, but wait till tomorrow/Saturday when people have seen it)

@lornaginetteharrison7168

4 жыл бұрын

CobraChicken: *Congratulations!* You’re now *officially* my "totally-naff-movie"-related *Sensei!* Henceforth, I shall endeavour to follow your cinematic pathway to enlightened - & responsible - movie-watching! *Kudos!*

I felt like the trailers basically showed me nothing of the movie itself, but hearing this review, they were probably a 100% accurate representation of them lol.

This movie was TRASH. I think i yelled out at the end "IS THAT IT?" cause i could hear people around me laughing. I was so in shock. I sat there like no... NOOOOO... this can't be the ending. THIS IS NOT AN ENDING!

@misacarter5721

4 жыл бұрын

This just happened to me.. like three minutes ago 😂😩😭

Me: Chris gave it a D-. Must be pretty bad. Also me: Chris said the ending is baffling, even for a January horror movie. I must see it.

@dramamole

4 жыл бұрын

Joshinator DONT DO IT! It’s not that the ending is baffling, it just truly doesn’t have an ending. It’s not that you’ll be confused, you’ll be pissed off. It truly isn’t worth it!

@pwnshhhop51

4 жыл бұрын

@@dramamole What happened in the non-ending? I don't want to see the movie, I just want to know why it's so terrible.

@freshboyfab

4 жыл бұрын

iWasTheTurkey I just came from seeing it. Chris is right. The movie is dog shit... I’m surprised he didn’t give it and “F” honestly. The ending is bad because.... It introduces an element where maybe she’s suffering from a mental illness and it’s not ghosts. It LITERALLY acts like we’re about to incorporate that theme into the plot but... it just ends and not in a good open interpretation, ambiguous type of way. Like... it just ends. The movie was horrible.

@eddieanderson9399

4 жыл бұрын

Im rushing out to see this tmw since it didnt Fail as a movie. (D-)

@joshinator5596

4 жыл бұрын

Ouch, well maybe I’ll dodge a bullet and avoid this one lol. We’re almost out of January!

'The Turning' Obi-Wan didn't like it with Anakin. Edit: Apparently, neither did Chris.

@supixio6166

4 жыл бұрын

SANCHIT POKHRIYAL YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!!!!!!

@alikreed1154

4 жыл бұрын

Weks den kule YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF

@supixio6166

4 жыл бұрын

Alikreed 115 YOU’L NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!!!!!

@DarthLala106

4 жыл бұрын

@@supixio6166 Your anger and your lust for power have already done that.

@geraltofrivia3242

4 жыл бұрын

SANCHIT POKHRIYAL you have let this dark lord twist your mind until now...you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.

I remember when they would play the trailer everyone would laugh when the little girl said “I have no friends”

Why does every horror movie nowadays have to be the exact same thing. A modern haunted house Annabelle movie with the same cinematography and scares!

@megangoodrich3838

4 жыл бұрын

If you want a different horror kind of horror movie watch Midsomer. However it also has an ambiguous ending. Not as much as the turning though. Midsummer focuses a lot of ritual and community and you will have to think but also not over think. It is not for everyone. I didn’t understand it at first but after watching some videos and understood it i thought it was great. It is two and a half hours though so there’s that. I’ve heard that get out and US are also very good and different but I haven’t watched them yet.

@sagittarianjallday8906

4 жыл бұрын

@@megangoodrich3838 Get Out and "US" are amazing movies. Make sure you check them out.

@palafox773

4 жыл бұрын

Megan Goodrich Hereditary was amazing too! Also, The Witch and the Lighthouse are the same kind of alternate horror films that are starting to come up

I remember when you reviewed the emoji movie... Edit:Thanks for all the likes

@bigguys45s29

4 жыл бұрын

Tokyo Lyneto And it SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUYUYUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

@christiansedits6813

4 жыл бұрын

@@bigguys45s29 lol

@tevotv6807

4 жыл бұрын

lol hilarous

@christiansedits6813

4 жыл бұрын

@@tevotv6807 yes very

@andresnavarro5978

4 жыл бұрын

Nostalgia haha

Now I really wanna see what Mike Flanagan does with this story for the second season of Haunting

Let's be honest. Universal released this movie to piggyback off of the Stranger Things kid's success being he was on that show, in It1&2 and Ghostbusters coming out this year.

Last “scary” movie I saw in theaters was hereditary );

@brandongrimes3053

4 жыл бұрын

Rhinestone Cowboy hereditary was incredible. Toni Collette killed her role in the film! Alex Wolff was also really good

@yesimnot7071

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon Grimes Gaming And Movies I agree 100%, she got robbed at the oscars. Just seeing her in other films gives me the chills due to how much she convinced me in Hereditary. That was the last movie I saw that actually scared me

@WesLewisMusic

4 жыл бұрын

Hereditary ruined my life

@Jack-hi1hq

4 жыл бұрын

@@WesLewisMusic damn what happened lmao

@WesLewisMusic

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jack-hi1hq Lol just watch... just experience the terror

I D- for a “nothing movie” instead of a F. What a twist.

@kristopherschermerhorn998

4 жыл бұрын

He said he was on board for the first 20 minutes and complimented some of the imagery. I'd say that is what kept it from an absolute "F".

@lna3991

4 жыл бұрын

You know there is one f score on a previous review that is far worse which makes this film look better.

Go watch “The Florida Project,” you will see one of the best child performances from Brooklynn Prince.

@SpaceboundJoker

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes!!! My favorite performance of 2017!

@ltdrmg

4 жыл бұрын

idk if its just me but the last minute of that movie is horrid. the rest is fucking incredible though.

@GoddoDoggo

4 жыл бұрын

@@ltdrmg I thought the ending of Florida Project was fantastic, wtf are you on about.

@CarurossTheSecond218

4 жыл бұрын

liam yup the Disney ad at the end was ?????????

@joaquinbaume1291

4 жыл бұрын

I see a lot of people saying that the ending of The Florida Project is bad, and i honestly think that's one big brain dead opinion, sorry

I love this review. Honest and not trying to be “smart” without saying anything. Thank you.

I did Turn of the Screw in high school as part of Gothic literature. The whole point of the book was that it was up to interpretation, what was going on as well as the ending. We watched a few movie adaptations of it, and they were different from each other because the director would either lean more towards the governess being a reliable narrator with the creepy kids or completely delusional where the kids were actually just innocent kids who were screwing with her for fun. It's fascinating to compare them tbh, but that's the lit student in me.

The trailers looked awful, You know what's scary? A kid playing drums!!!! Oh and your commentary on the Open House is hilarious.

@beepboop9837

4 жыл бұрын

E why

Wow Universal has been taking L's the past 2 months with Cats, Dolittle and now this. The silver lining is that this film didn't cost that much to make 😂🤣🤦‍♂️

@Daniel-bm5gf

4 жыл бұрын

Different executives. Their tastes on what they want is, not great.

@Sp1n1985

4 жыл бұрын

1917 was cool

@wisco9er536

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sp1n1985 it was cool, but it was a fluke. It was Robert Deakins and Sam Mendes, what did you expect

@Sp1n1985

4 жыл бұрын

@@wisco9er536 you're a fluke!

I just got home watching the film (United Kingdom). Yeah, the ending really confused me. It was a big letdown for me. I only wanted to see it because of Finn wolfhard. And he was the only best part about the movie, so I'm giving this one. 1 and a half out of 5 popcorn. If Finn keeps this up, a real creep characteristic. He would certainly has potential as a horror movie villain. The next Robert Englund, 'just saying'

I’ve never been more disappointed in a movie I can’t believe I wasted money on it smh

I saw the thumbnail, so I know were in for a treat.

Anything compared to open house I won’t even see 😂 I still get mad when I scroll pass that movie on Netflix

@polsdofer

4 жыл бұрын

I might have to watch that again. I've seen it but don't remember anything about it lol.

@marianatheschizoid5912

4 жыл бұрын

Read the book instead

@cannibalbunnygirl

4 жыл бұрын

@@polsdofer that's the problem with it.....nothing happens. It has no ending either

First minute of your video and I'm screaming! So happy I'm not the only one who felt this way! Watched the Thursday showing with two friends and none of us could figure out what was going on.

Thanks for taking the bullet for us on this one! I felt it would be like that from the preview I saw, one of those, felt like you see the entire plot and ending in 2.5 minutes, lol.

Chris: Reviews The Turning before The Gentleman Me: Its treason then

@madcourier6217

4 жыл бұрын

UUUUUNNNNNNNLLLLLLLIIIIIIIMMMMMMMIIIIIIITTTTTTTEEEEEEEDDDDD PPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

@jakegraham3758

4 жыл бұрын

I mean everyone’s reviewing the gentlemen and everyone likes it, nobody is covering this movie so it’s good he tackled this first

@thegroove14

4 жыл бұрын

Chris is a horror fan so he gives them a shot

@rageinducer2455

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, it's just like taking a crap before a nice shower.

@julioramirez8069

4 жыл бұрын

@@rageinducer2455 😂😂😂

oof I love Mackenzie Davis, but she needs a better agent.

@Buckeye_4_Life_

4 жыл бұрын

she was really born as a man.

@Buckeye_4_Life_

3 жыл бұрын

@Razh 80 Like anyone knows what that movie is..

@Bjork4s

3 жыл бұрын

True, I admire her as an actress and she wasn't too bad in Terminator Dark Fate but she really needs to pick better scripts for her role

Just saw this with my fiancée last night. We both were blown away by how abrupt the ending was, and we both didn’t think the movie was that scary at all. Great review Chris!

When you referred to it as a "nothing movie", it instantly made me think of The Open House. And then you mentioned it while I was typing this lol.

@sage4618

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, thank god it’s on prime for free. I would never buy it. The trailer always make it look so good and Finn’s character makes no sense.

I knew this movie was going to be shit.

@henryrowlands7590

4 жыл бұрын

Well all did lol

@WhoTookMyMirr

4 жыл бұрын

I mean. January graveyard.

@Siktopath

4 жыл бұрын

How did you work on it or are you a jerk

@laxbro5627

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@willyrivera-colon8564

4 жыл бұрын

Carlos Zavala Nah, that trailer was pretty shit- maybe that gave it away?

Im so sick of people wasting the talent of the kids from Stranger Things....

@tilden02

4 жыл бұрын

Well they have to choose there roles better...and not accept money grabs.

@jwoodfill14

4 жыл бұрын

Tilden Corbett Exactly ^

@kurtsiecolferites2160

4 жыл бұрын

I did think Finn Wolfhard was really good in IT, though.

@jwoodfill14

4 жыл бұрын

Kurtsiecolferite S Yeah he was for sure.

@natechenry

4 жыл бұрын

@@kurtsiecolferites2160 he has a band did you know? I totally agree that Finn has talent. However I can't stand the Eleven Actress. Shes a total Female power bitch and shes not even 18 yet.

Hi, Chris, love the reviews. Have you considered doing reviews of actors? A whole vid on one actor, highlighting his range, development, highs and lows etc. I got the idea from your review of The Lighthouse: who could think of Robert Patterson turning in such a performance after Twilight? If you like the idea and run with it, how about making Mads Mikkelson your first subject? You mentioned him briefly in your review of Casino Royale, the film which most Americans know him from. His filmography is incredible and so varied that I think films like the Green Butcher and Men and Chicken would astound his 'American' audience. Anyway, keep up the great work. I get most of my "what to watch next" decisions from you. Many thanks.

"This is a nothing movie" So it's basically 95% of what horror has evolved to: Nothing Movies, Reboots, Retreads, Remakes, and hypocritical, self-aware meta-humour poking fun while slavishly devoting itself to the very tropes it mocks. Horror is a reanimated corpse shambling along that should be put out of its misery.

@marianatheschizoid5912

4 жыл бұрын

And what’s even sadder is that this movie is based on a Gothic horror masterpiece The Turn Of The Screw by Henry James and it’s great film adaptation The Innocents directed by Jack Clayton and written by Truman Capote. It’s a huge insult to all of them.

@4TheWinQuinn

4 жыл бұрын

We need a good aliens based horror movie again like signs

@benjo3459

4 жыл бұрын

Horror games on the other hand.....

@sofr4193

4 жыл бұрын

that’s why I love Ari Aster, he’s been killing the game with Hereditary and Midsommar. both movies demonstrate the complexity, depth, and creativity that’s seemingly lost with all the garbage mainstream horror movies that’ve come out recently. plus they’re terrifying, I’m still scared of the dark after watching hereditary

what’s Finn Wolfhard gonna do when this 80’s nostalgia thing goes away?

@jakegraham3758

4 жыл бұрын

Sam T move on to a new 80s nostalgia genre he’s only done horror so far

@naybur74

4 жыл бұрын

or when he grows up..he's stereotyping himself..the horror movie kid!

@alexrivera633

4 жыл бұрын

I only liked him in It and stranger things. Let's be honest I don't really care about him.

@Commander_Shepard.

4 жыл бұрын

Gonna have to get rid of that stupid hair-do I suppose

@Sam_T2000

4 жыл бұрын

Commander Shepard - more like hair-DON’T.

My brother recommended me 'The Innocents', the 1961 adaption, just last year and I thought that was scariest film I've ever seen.

@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive

4 жыл бұрын

Peter Frank The next season of _The Haunting of Hill House_ titled _The Haunting of Bly Manor_ is also another adaptation of Henry Jame’s _The Turn of the Screw_ and it is coming this year as well.

@audreyquinn73

4 жыл бұрын

@Peter Frank: Agreed! I love The Innocents. It is perfectly spooky and unsettling. Before I watched Chris' review I thought I might give The Turning a chance, but I won't even bother now.

"I was mind-blown when the credits started..." -Chris Stuckmann Giving the marketing department just what they want. 🤣 It can be hard not to.

Me: Hey, maybe there'll be a good January horror movie for once. *sees video thumbnail* Me: Oh no...

I think I'll stick with _The Innocents_ or the Robert Wise version of _The Haunting_ .

@johnk3831

4 жыл бұрын

The 2 greatest horror films ever made

@leonelril3230

4 жыл бұрын

Or the Haunting of Bly Manor (vaguely based on, but still)

@Kingofsweaters

4 жыл бұрын

Shit the The Others might be closer to the source material than this garbage

@henryrowlands7590

4 жыл бұрын

Both masterpieces!

@Gmthekiller

4 жыл бұрын

The innocents is one of the best gothic horror movies I've ever seen. The b&w cinematography really gets on your nerves

Just watch ‘The Innocents’ instead guys, that’s the best adaptation. This on the other hand...

@marianatheschizoid5912

4 жыл бұрын

Or just read the actual book. I honestly feel like this is an insult to Henry James’ story. From the trailer I could tell it was bad.

@DaSerratos

4 жыл бұрын

There's also a wonderful chamber opera by Benjamin Britten if you are into somewhat weird XX century classical music.

@morganrhoads1758

4 жыл бұрын

The Innocents was a great adaptation too! Saw it on TCM as a kid late at night and had me on the edge of my seat, even for 61!

@nicolasmasi155

4 жыл бұрын

I will be checking it out as soon as possible, btw do you guys think The Haunting of Bly Manor, the second season of The Haunting of Hill House, will be a much better adaptation of The Turn of the Screw than this film? (I have a feeling it will be leagues better)

@SkorpioKisses

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicolasmasi155 came here to say this lol

Chris would rather watch Dragonball: Evolution than this movie? Hmmmm....

@tsunderelove7422

3 жыл бұрын

Or the unforgivable-absolutely does not exist Airbender Movie

Chris:says it's bad Me:that's all I needed to hear say no more dear sir.

More like "The Turding"

I feel like watching "The Innocents" again. Thanks for saving me Chris.

It wasn’t even bad I personally loved the movie it was so interesting but when the credits rolled I got annoyed only because there wasn’t an ending which means I have to wait 2 years for the sequel! But it’s a good movie overall

Hey Chris i highly recommend seeing the movie "I see You" with Helen Hunt, and do a review... roller coaster ride from start to finish with as many twists as a Tornado. I know you'll love it enjoy

I NEED someone to tell me the ending I'm so damn curious

@Myaccount923

4 жыл бұрын

Shaggster Man wait for found flix lol

@fergotti

4 жыл бұрын

It basically starts to end as you expect and then it rewinds to a previous part before the "ending" and it leads you to believe she was going crazy like her mom and it was all in her head. Zero explanation or direction. Basically end where you started confused and pointless.

@numberpi5473

4 жыл бұрын

Mackenzie Davis spends the last 15 minutes trying to escape the haunted house then wakes up in her bed - her mom turns to look at her and she lets out a scream. The end

@kalebm6758

4 жыл бұрын

@@numberpi5473 wow. That's... THE BEST ENDING EVER. AND ITS ALSO BROUGHT TO YOU BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

@Gojiragon

4 жыл бұрын

@@numberpi5473 Wow. That really IS a slap in the face.

I was legit about to go to the theatre to watch this.. nvm

@tevotv6807

4 жыл бұрын

save the buckies!!

@mikepshena

4 жыл бұрын

his review makes me want to see it lol

@idk-ur2pr

4 жыл бұрын

Vera Michelle yea we have it cheaper on tuesdays

@David-gj9qr

4 жыл бұрын

golden skies just watch The Gentlemen or 1917 or wait until February

@idk-ur2pr

4 жыл бұрын

David Baines already watched it

“Look I swear to god I’m not making this shit up” 👏🏾😂🤣🤣

Chris your reviews are getting very good thanks my friend

This movie's ending brings you "Into the Unknown" :)))

I’m glad you posted this. Some friends asked me if I wanted to see it this weekend and I was unsure about it. I actually said “I’d like to wait for a Stuckmann review first (provided he does one) before I plop down money for it.” Thankfully you did, and now I most assuredly will not go. :-) Thank you for saving me $12 and a couple of hours of my life.

@bgoodfella7413

4 жыл бұрын

See 1917 instead

@cannibalbunnygirl

4 жыл бұрын

You're lucky you even get the choice. I've got a Vue and Odeon nearby and neither of them are showing it 🤣

@PhilChandlerArts

4 жыл бұрын

bgoodfella7413 OH I saw it a couple of weeks back. I absolutely loved it!

@PhilChandlerArts

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Seed is my husband Well, that could be a good thing. LOL It’s just the frustration that there’s better films I’d rather see, but my friends want to see one of the worst flicks playing. 🤨

At the beginning I literally thought you said: "the turding" and I was so confused...

@sci-figuy6668

4 жыл бұрын

Might as well call it “the turding”

@cgi_angel6001

4 жыл бұрын

@@sci-figuy6668 you do have a point

What program do you use for editing?

Hollywood: There has to be an ending. The Turning: The third act will be the sequel.

Literally just got out of the theater. I’m super conflicted, I was liking it for a long time but the ending sucked so bad.

@tevotv6807

4 жыл бұрын

the worst

@saulhernnadez9203

4 жыл бұрын

What happened

@ceoofbananas2002

4 жыл бұрын

What happens?

@gabrielguerrero7296

4 жыл бұрын

What happens

@jasonchilado

4 жыл бұрын

Spoiler warning!! The film begins building a decent and unsettling climax but it then pulls a 47 meters down and reveals the last 20 minutes of the movie was all just a vision of the main character. She was just insane the whole time and it then just ends abruptly like 2 minutes after this is revealed.

The Turning (2020) ------------------------- Director: Floria Sigismondi ------------------------- Producers: Scott Bernstein, Roy Lee, Seth William Meier ------------------------- Writers: Carey W. Hayes, Chad Hayes ------------------------- Starring: Mackenzie Davis, Finn Wolfhard, Brooklynn Prince, Joely Richardson ------------------------- Composer: Nathan Barr ------------------------- Cinematographer: David Ungaro ------------------------- Editors: Duwayne Dunham, Glenn Garland ------------------------- Production Companies: DreamWorks Pictures, Amblin Entertainment, Vertigo Entertainment ------------------------- Distributor: Universal Pictures ------------------------- Release Date: January 24, 2020 ------------------------- Runtime: 94 minutes ------------------------- Budget: $14 million ------------------------- Box Office: $18.5 million

When I see the thousand yard stare of Chris Stuckman in the thumbnail, I know I’m in for a treat!

I dunno if I can recall this many horror films being released in January 1:49 that's sad cause this is from the writers of the conjuring

The first 56 seconds of your review told me all that I needed to know ..

I’ve looked for your review of No country for Old Men. I’d love to see that!

Doctor Sleep Director's Cut is available... Why don't you make a video like you made Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Now think the show runners of "The Haunting of Hill House" are doing their take on this source material.

@daffyphack

4 жыл бұрын

I assume that's why they rushed this out.

"The Innocents" is an adaptation of the same material and it also has an abrupt ending, but at least it IS an ending.

Love ur reviews man!!!

For the people who are thinking about watching this film: It honestly isn’t that bad just not memorable and the ending was the worst part of the film since it seemed like they stopped the movie at the middle but I think they’ll maybe do a second film so maybe that’s why the ending is bad?

@michaeltorresii5248

4 жыл бұрын

They're not doing a sequel. Let's be real here.

So Brooklynn Prince goes from an incredible first movie like The Florida Project... to this?

@badascan8910

4 жыл бұрын

She's a child

I'm glad you mentioned the Innocents. I loved that movie and was thinking about seeing this just for the sake of comparing them. I'm not sure if your review makes me want to not bother, or makes me want to see it even more.

Lol Chris' rants this January have been much more entertaining than the films on offer😂

when i saw the trailer for this movie i cracked up when the so call " scary " hand crawling on the main character it looks like female thing was tickling her 😂😂

Going on a date tomorrow with a girl to see this movie fml I can’t even cancel it’s 1 am

@jameslake8831

4 жыл бұрын

Jake Garcia it’s cool bro date didn’t go well and the movie sucked so when I got home I just watched some old friday the 13th movies

Is the name of the other film the innocence and would anyone know the year it was released???

You can tell I’m an equestrian when my first thought in the beginning was GET OUT OF THAT HORSE’S MOUTH.

Wooow this movie was such a letdown and the ending was so was terrible, This movie was actually worst then the Grudge🤦‍♂️

I can't see Finn Wolfhard as anything else other than Mike, kinda ruins whatever film he's in

@David-gj9qr

4 жыл бұрын

Eric Song he plays Richie fairly well

@kevb3047

4 жыл бұрын

The Richie roll is great, he's the worst actor in StrangerThings though I swear

I mean, I’ll never forget this ending

Chris has been helping me save money since like forever. I wonder what my life would have been like knowing I had wasted money on some god-horrible movies in the past. Dude, I owe you a beer if I ever seen you

You’re making me want to see this just to see how bad it is. Lol

@phyre123

4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Roe if you hadn’t watched yet brace yourself, you’ll be pissed!