The Treasure Guardian Doesn't Like Me - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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The Skeletons on the island have a new pet and he doesn't seem to want me around.
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If the final victory wasn’t the most TABS victory ever I don’t know what is
@ejosjek52.87
3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@skylerlightning4620
3 жыл бұрын
16:00 yeah this has most ridiculous win I ever seen.
@bangerz5871
3 жыл бұрын
Trickshot
@Gamerman-ke6ov
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he was trained by dude perfect
@Kev1nTheKev1n
3 жыл бұрын
i cant agree more
Captain: “Who keeps dressing up the skeletons?” Wilhelm at Landfall: “It’s free real estate.”
@Ali3nsHereBoi
17 күн бұрын
Sans and Papyrus: crying in a corner
“You killed my friends, now let go of my balls!” -CaptainSauce 2021
@androtchitchinadze3450
3 жыл бұрын
So he can create more friends :D
@Zacyyyyy
3 жыл бұрын
Perfect quote for a shitty action movie
@lavendel6868
3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't have friends but he does have balls.
@captainblue6341
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for all the likes
@Iianator
3 жыл бұрын
Captain poggers
"Yeah your captain is dead.." "Look at me, i'm the captain now"
@ethanpresley677
3 жыл бұрын
THE CAPTAIN OF SAUSE
@ethanpresley677
3 жыл бұрын
Oops
@thesmileymask8355
3 жыл бұрын
Sauce
@JoshLefelhocz
3 жыл бұрын
Well, he is called CaptainSauce.
@AnUnfortunatePotato
3 жыл бұрын
I am the cappyton now.
"You've only got gold and no cheeks." - Cap 2021
You can run, but you can’t hide! You get 5000$ and you have to survive for 15 seconds Blue team: 2 dark peasants , 2 super peasants, and one bard Any map of you’re choice GoodLuck:D
@jennyjin1617
3 жыл бұрын
The super peasants are so hard to beat but for the dark peasants just put down a couple of crows
@huang111
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes “you can, but you can’t hide” the famous saying
@wch190
3 жыл бұрын
@@huang111 oops, didn’t notice that, but it’s fixed now
@wyattevans1536
3 жыл бұрын
Cupid and chrono mancer
@frozenfiredarknight3764
3 жыл бұрын
ok we know this would be stupidly unfair when you picked 2 of the stupidest OP units in TABS. we all know that this won't be picked. ever
16:00 the best clutch I've ever seen in TABS
@ge1187
3 жыл бұрын
XD
@ownzone8172
3 жыл бұрын
D@#e straight !!🤣🤣 I'd like to it try to be done twice
@lavendel6868
3 жыл бұрын
He won in a river
2:52 I am fairly certain that archer was a soviet since he shot the squire for retreating
@user-qe8zi3xg7n
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought I was the only one who noticed that guess you did two hooray I’m not the only one yay
@marwanwalidols94
3 жыл бұрын
YEPEE!
@paulmoser3287
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-qe8zi3xg7n same ha
10:01 That Celestial Aegis do be assert dominating them skeletons
@x3r0_
3 жыл бұрын
thats true
@guyman1009
3 жыл бұрын
You seem to be having half a stroke.
@slayerofmonarchs
2 жыл бұрын
@@guyman1009 its how gæmers talk
@guyman1009
2 жыл бұрын
@@slayerofmonarchs ASSERT DOMINATING.
you gotta read the level descriptions too, there's actually a story. and they also tell you what you're meant to do in the level since sometimes you need to possess a unit and do something with it. You *can* still beat the levels without doing those objectives but you're kinda meant to play along
@jaiongay5342
3 ай бұрын
I know it's been 2 years since you posted this, but it's captain sauce. What did you expect? It wouldn't be him if he didn't make up his own story and it's hilarious.
16:10 looks like this episode ended with a "cliff hanger"
@joshumon5681
3 жыл бұрын
LELL, Nice onee
@frogsecretaryofswamp452
3 жыл бұрын
Bdmm chsss
@landonbright7463
3 жыл бұрын
Nice one
“A rock and a hard place” can’t wait to see what cap does with that
Day 11 of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.
@EpicGamer-yq8yp
3 жыл бұрын
yes
@emeraldchest5771
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@VolcanicoD.S.
3 жыл бұрын
GO ON TO DAY 100 IF YOU NEED
@ejwoodard8840
3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@evanfuller6095
3 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSSSSSS I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START ASKING
“That game that can have Optimus Prime twerk ghost sploons on the Ninja Turtles in slow-motion” -CaptainSauce 2021
@matttheaveragegamer7376
3 жыл бұрын
Captains words of wisdom
@arandomhuman1996
3 жыл бұрын
splooge
@david-mk5eo
3 жыл бұрын
*sploodge
@arandomhuman1996
3 жыл бұрын
my bad
Here's a combo that wins every level: 1 divine arbiter, a halfling or two as distractions, and as many cheerleaders as possible. Orbital destruction.
“I heard of ghost ships before, but never skeleton ships.” Sea of thieves nightmares intensify
@V1beZ0neGam1ng
3 жыл бұрын
I knew someone would comment something like this lol
"nobody is allowed to go on the water" "ok, the guy on fire has permission to go on the water, but THE REST OF YOU GET BACK ONTO THE BOAT"
Play more of these levels!! They eventually move away from straightforward fights and turn into story-based missions and cool minigames!
I'm just waiting for cap to play the raft update.
That's not a Big Daddy! I've seen Scooby-Doo, that's the Ghost of Captain Cutler! Also: "I refuse to go down without a fight! You killed my friend! LET GO OF MY BALLS!" ~Captain Sauce, 2021
YAY more tabs I've been waiting
Now it's time to make a battle called horses revenge in tabs
“I’m not going down without a fight!” “You killed my friend!” “Let go of my balls” One of these is not like the others…
Bring back GG button, I have a compromise: instead of your head into the camera, put the button into the camera
@vcat1832
3 жыл бұрын
Better plan, have an old video of the GG button play at the end.
@MrSmile-ph4hr
3 жыл бұрын
@@vcat1832 ah a man of wisdom
@unknownname6403
3 жыл бұрын
If we keep fighting we will win…right?
@mr.chicken9295
3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t the problem with the button it being too loud
@IndigoStorm27
3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.chicken9295 No, it used to give him neck pain because he'd swing his head toward the camera. It's why he stopped using the GG button.
Absolutely smashing video as always! Cheers for playing my silly campaign, and it's absolutely humbling to have it featured on your channel! I don't think I stopped grinning through the entire vid, at least until my jaw fell off with the trick shot. Look forward to all your new content, mate, regardless of whether or not it's my campaign (though I might be a little biased ;)) P.S. Sorry in advance for pumpkinball run, and all the other levels. The bone zone can be a cruel and unforgiving place.
@BlackdragonTheShadow
2 жыл бұрын
I saw the bioshock reference
Here’s a battle idea-> Attack of the Gods: 1 of every god Any map Straight line across from left to right of the map Plz like it if u want cap to try it out
Ah yes Optimus prime and the ninja turtles vs each other brings back memories
Sauce: you can't buy unites brains Banner bearer: allow me to introduce myself
"I didn't think I was gonna be the one getting boned"- Captainsauce 2021
@ultimatenerfwars1952
3 жыл бұрын
"Let go of my balls" Captainsauce 2021
@ultimatenerfwars1952
3 жыл бұрын
@XvZěłtix yes
@Zacyyyyy
3 жыл бұрын
@XvZěłtix agreed
@blue-raptor4017
3 жыл бұрын
“I guess we’re going to have to fist the daddy” Captainsauce 2021
@TheGreatAshenOne
3 жыл бұрын
Your pfp is the most cursed thing I've ever seen
Can Captain Sauce bring back west of loathing it was a really good series
CaptainSauce 's units care about pro gamer moves and style points than actual tactics. And still randomly win XD.
CUSTOM BATTLE: Units you consider good (Not overpowered) as the enemy (Blackbeard, Clam Jam, Cupid, Wobbly Horse e.c.t.) and you only use "Bad" units(Hobit, Godzirra, E.c.t.). You can decide.
If you want a strategic advantage, they added health bars that differ in size based on how much more or less health the enemy and your units have. This way you can tell how close a battle truly is and see where hidden enemies are.
What on earth that was finale lmao
1:23 Cap: I want these ranged units to survive 1:29 Also cap: maybe they would crawl of there ship and get to ours Archers: 😢
@bronzenoob1733
3 жыл бұрын
And it worked!!
"Please avoid being hit with the fire arrows and jumping overboard." Clam Thrower: "How bout I I do anyway?"
Hello, how's everyone doing today/tonight?
@captinphaze_toast4681
3 жыл бұрын
Good
@tkeeper08
3 жыл бұрын
Bad
@sulfurnitride
3 жыл бұрын
@@tkeeper08 what happened?
@charbaccaa7418
3 жыл бұрын
Good
@HobbitWithABlunt7079
3 жыл бұрын
I'm quite annoyed thus far, but it should be too bad
'"you only got bone and no cheeks"-captainsauce
Times when people go god mode: 1. Captainsauce when his wobbly horse gets killed
2:53 can’t believe cap didn’t realize that his archer shot the squire
Can you bring back West of Loathing?
@B-17flyingfortres
3 жыл бұрын
WOL NEEDS TO COME BACK
@rimuru6253
3 жыл бұрын
Yes plz you need to end it
@blurrysuprisedcat8334
3 жыл бұрын
What about battle cats :(
@rimuru6253
3 жыл бұрын
@@blurrysuprisedcat8334 yes yes more old games on the channel that sauce never finish
@B-17flyingfortres
3 жыл бұрын
@@blurrysuprisedcat8334 its a good game
I clicked faster than hobbits being obliterated by literally any unit
I love how the Captain: 1) Knew what Big Daddy’s are 2) Called them Big Daddy’s and they were tanks
Captainsauce: I guess that's why they don't have a pointy stick pokemon Grookey:
Cap: *uploads* Me: *happy noises*
30 seconds in and I’m already laughing.
@scream4224
3 жыл бұрын
2 seconds in I'm already laughing
@scream4224
3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.tophat5307 this is not a competition I just the logo is hilarious
@wickedbook3616
3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@huang111
3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.tophat5307 the zeros do nothing since your decimal is after the zeros, that’s the same as 0.1
@blooner12345
3 жыл бұрын
It’s probably a joke🤦♂️
“Underrated” 12 Musketeers in the very back 6 Scarecrows in the back next to the muskets 2 Shoguns leading 6 Halberds and 8 Monks 1 Sensei 12 Spear Throwers interspersed with the muskets Hint Hint: Scarecrows are INCREDIBLE overpowered against high - health units that don’t get in your face immediately, I. E. giants, Zeus, and packaderms (both Snuffy and Sacred Elephants)
16:00 that dummy with the gatling just said "over the shoulder" and proceeded to dangle himself off of the edge and take the shot
2:52 Holy crap the archer just shot their own teammate.
@plagueman049
3 жыл бұрын
First time?
@He.is.George_Fox
3 жыл бұрын
That's normal for TABS
@SpathiCaptainFwiffo
3 жыл бұрын
Breaking News!: Soviet archer kills fellow squire for attempting to retreat
The hunter from little nightmares 2 is back.
Battle suggestion: 1 Reaper and 1 Hobbit vs. 3 Cupid You said the Reaper can’t process love, he’s actually an expert at it.
did anyone notice at the very beginning a squire gets kneecapped by his own teamate. effectively killing him
Day 1 or asking captain sauce to return to old games
@Kerbster
3 жыл бұрын
MINECRAFT
@VolcanicoD.S.
3 жыл бұрын
@@Kerbster I was thinking spore
Cap use my faction, it's called the end of all things. You will be very impressed.
15:46 HES UPSIDE DOWN WITH THE SQUEAKY VOICE🤣🤣
That gatling gunner that got the win at the end was trickshotting. Dipping his toes in the ocean while swiss-cheesing his enemies behind his back at the same time. 1337 shooting ability confirmed. Probably was also telling his mum to get the camera.
more west of loathing cap I really enjoyed that series
BREAKING NEWS:CAPTAIN SAUCE GETS BONED BY SKELETONS AFTER TELLING THEM THEY HAVE NO CHEAKS
@toastlord7814
3 жыл бұрын
cheaks
Hoooh man... These are dead seas, more than deadly xD And what kind of thing should those scooba divers be? Zombies? Ghosts? Scooba divers who decided undead are cooler? Who knows...
At 2:52 a archer shoots a squire in the back. That teamwork at is finest
I'm seeing quite a few comments asking him to bring back West of Loathing or some other game he did long ago. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but if it's been this long and he hasn't posted a new video, chances are he's not going to bring the series back just for a few people.
I was watching your old kindergarten 2 series and then you uploaded and i clicked faster than skeletons die in tabs
I have a challenge for you... Choose you dare to accept... (Also, no using any Secret or Custom Units) Name: Dead Rising Map: Spooky 1 Units; 1 Reaper in the Center of it all, a row of 13 Skeleton Warriors behind him, as well as 1 Pumpkin Catapult behind them, and 2 Witches Behind the Catapult on Either Side. Beside the Reaper, there is two groups of 4 Candleheads, with 2 groups of 5 Vampires (almost on the egde. As well there are two Necromancers on either side in front of the Reaper, and an inverse pattern of 10 Skeleton Archers to the 10 Vampires. To top it all off there is a Swordcaster, with 2 Banshee's on either side of him, under the bridge in front of the Shattered Door.. Good luck!!
I like that when two units can smack their heads together full force but it'll only make a squeak
I'm first that means I'm the biggest fan
@tylercameron627
3 жыл бұрын
Agree to disagree
@therawringdog6754
3 жыл бұрын
The fact you said that makes you his smallest fan
@blazegilzow295
3 жыл бұрын
Your not first
@jaakkohaapasalo1873
3 жыл бұрын
Nope
@dark_reaperdj9660
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr the true fans just watch not talk about the first
Heavenly Father I pray that you keep the person reading this alive, safe, healthy and financially blessed Amen💘
@spacezombie159oof9
3 жыл бұрын
No
@user_red_dot1774
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much. I was afraid I would die but after this beautiful message I lived long enough to capture children, sell them on the black market and become rich, buy a house with guards and protection and I can constantly kidnap children.
@pixelguy9890
3 жыл бұрын
Your on a channel were the mascot is superman with a tomato head, that tells dirty jokes You didn't need to be here even if you weren't craving subs
@spacezombie159oof9
3 жыл бұрын
@@user_red_dot1774 can I buy some kids?
@user_red_dot1774
3 жыл бұрын
@@spacezombie159oof9 Which one? The malnourished are the cheapest. The ones that still have most or all their organs are most expensive. You can also buy teeth and organs separately.
that last fight was so hilarious, you can't even script that!
2:52 That Poor Squire at right just got friendly fired
2:51 the skeleton and archer just did a combo on that squire
“So if you don’t mind, they’ll be taking them posthaste, now move out of the way you rapscallions!” -CaptainSauce, 2021
RIP horse the wobliest of them all. Taken from us too soon a brave unit and good steed he will be missed
“YOU KILLED MY FRIEND, LET GO OF MY BALLS!” never thought I would hear those 2 things together
skeletons; LETS SHOW THIS CAP GUY WHAT WERE MADE OUT OF turns caps units into skeletons Skeletons; YA that wat u get for bullying us
“I was expecting a warship, not a party boat” If you’re in Florida, what’s the difference?
"A flintlock Pistol is close enough to a gun, right?" Dude. A flintlock pistol is a gun. This is why I love your content!
It’s kinda funny he has such a family friendly voice but talking about some adult things lol
This is one of the episodes with the most friendly I’ve ever seen
Well in sea of thieves, we got skeleton ships before ghost ships, and we call the skeleton ships ghost ships and the ghost ships “Flameheart’s fleet” or at least that’s what my friends and I call them
2:51 Watch that squire I have never seen friendly fire look so deliberate, He was running into the opposite direction and one of archers got him in the back!
you dissed Bob Ross and he's mad now.. He's coming for you with his squad... and his happy little tree(and the tree's happy little friend) 1 Wheelbarrow 10 Painters and 2 teachers as his crew 1 priest as a camera man 6 skeleton archers just because and 1 angry pot head hobo with his pet rock named Steve(Stoner) Don't forget the 2 tree giants as the happy trees
Continue with this campaign please! It seems amazing so far and it's great to have content like this. I love it.
Dam, that ship is running on skeleton crews. Also that mini gunner knew what he was doing all along.
The final win had me laughing so much, I was not expecting a win there
Whenever I see a swarm of Clams in this game in my mind I just hear the word hungry constantly going on like this:hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry hungry
That musketeer shot at 13:34 for was good
Omg, machine gun man and horse. They are the saviors of tabs. I died on the last one, so funny.
captainsuace: i've heard of ghost ships but not skeleton ships are they the same thing me a sea of thieves player: well to explain that we need to talk about parallel universes
Gun Blazer 2: Gatling gun 5: frozen Archer 3: ballista 19: Archer 1: John wick 2: Zeus I'm running out of ideas
I think that a ghost ship is a thing, but not a skeleton ship. HOWEVER, a skeleton CREW is a thing, especially when talking about either a makeshift, temporary squad of workers, or a ship full of reanimated pirate corpses.
1:05 *Sea of thieves intensifies*
"None Of You Get Permission To Jump in The Water"*Guy Whos In Fire And Jumps In It* "The Guy Whos On Fire Gets Permission But None Of You Get Permission" got me happy ngl
You know it’s gunna be a good day when cap uploads tabs
Its odd how Cap, forgot that the banner bearer existed and that unit stops units from moving. Making them stay in place
"YOU KILLED MY FREIND LET GO OF MY BALLS" the greatest thing he has said.
That ending tho. You thought he couldnt aim down but really he was doing the sickest trickshot ever :'D
9:44 it looked like the raidiant glaive stabed the diver my favorite moment in tabs
I have probably been watching this guy play games for the past 7 years and no game is the same or as fun then till I watch this guy play it I will always be a fan long-term thank you for the amazing content and hopefully you do see this I appreciate all the videos you make
2:51 that archer just sniped the squire xD
2:51 That poor squire got used-to-be-an-adventurered by his own archer
I love that one of the archers completely missed a skeleton and shot a scuier in the back