The Things The CMC Are Not Allowed To Do... (Fanfic Reading - Comedy/Random MLP)
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Do ya need a good laugh? Do you wanna see something funny? Do you wanna feel good or feel better? If you said yes to any or all of these questions, this fanfic made by str8aura is for you!
(If you find mature content to be disturbing, please leave the video!)
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The CMC enact in so many memes! It's so beautiful!
Пікірлер: 224
AKA the MLP version of "The things Dr.Bright is not allowed to do"
@goddesszel2746
4 жыл бұрын
that what i was thought too.
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
Aha! I see the correlation there!
@morlayetraore5517
4 жыл бұрын
Ah an intellectual
@starlightindustries7300
4 жыл бұрын
Score one for the boys back home!
@koopaking6148
4 жыл бұрын
As soon as I read the title that is exactly what I thought of... Now I'm starting to wonder about other mlp x scp cross over stuff... Like maybe scp 999 aka the tickle monster blob thing is actually the smoze from mlp... That would be an interesting concept...
She forgot the CMC is not allowed to "friend, follow, retweet, or even have contact" with Dr. Bright under any circumstances! We will not have another chainsaw bazooka episode....despite how friggin cool it was.
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
Gosh darn it! If only we could have another one of those episodes! x3
@seantaggart7382
Жыл бұрын
Yeah the foundation said NO MORE COLLABS FOR A FEW DAYS
You can tell that most of those rules apply to Scootaloo specifically. Lol!
Twilight:"WE LEAVE YOU TO WATCH OVER THE CMC AND MAKE SURE THEY DON'T DO STUPID AND/OR DANGEROUS THINGS WHILE WE WERE AWAY ON A MISSION AND WHAT DO WE COME BACK TO...!!!? Discord:"Them doing stupid and/or dangerous things?" Twilight:"NO! YOU ACTIVELY HELPING THEM DO STUPIDER AND/OR EVEN MORE DANGEROUS THINGS!!!"
@seantaggart7382
Жыл бұрын
Bright: Them? You mean me?
@mr.chaosvicious5968
Жыл бұрын
Discord: (decides to troll Twilight by poking fun at something she said) 🤨 "And speaking of stupid..... You DO realize that "Stupider" isn't actually a word,right? I figured YOU above all others would know THAT Twilight" Twilight: (She looks at Discord with a look of pure fury as her left eye begins twitching violently,before she bursts out screaming using the Royal Canterlot Voice at *FULL* volume. Destroying anything within a mile radius that was made of glass and also causing ponies in that same radius to have ringing in their ears. Before the town starts seeing magical blasts going off and hears (faintly because of the prior RCV ear rape) Discord laughing his mismatched ass off.)
The amount of chaos this brings makes discord shutter.
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
Indeed these do xD
@jacobkedrow
Жыл бұрын
Chaos chaos
@spaceerror_3571
5 ай бұрын
That’s the high school classroom for ya.
Scootaloo, what did you do? I can’t wait to find out.
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
Ohhh it's gonna be amazing!
@matty4z
4 жыл бұрын
@@StraightToThePointStudio nice! could do with a good laugh
The only reason most of these are funny is because I'm imagining the CMC doing it. Also maybe because my friend and I have done a lot of similar things.
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
It's a relatable, silly, and very funny thing!
@KidPrarchord95
4 жыл бұрын
@@StraightToThePointStudio P e r h a p s
@metaking1008
3 жыл бұрын
I can eeriely see this happen.
Anon: *look like Scootalo have a good time under there~~*
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
OH MY~! LEWD LEWD LEWD!
@samurai2871
4 жыл бұрын
I actually thought the same thing.
@Darkredprince4703
4 жыл бұрын
And I thought bondage was bad
@seantaggart7382
Жыл бұрын
PG! PG!
Rule 93 tells me this was inspired by “things Dr Bright is not allowed to do.”
@fumikagetokoyami3226
2 жыл бұрын
But not the one where they can't use souls as payment for bets
I wish rule 55 was real. Some time I do some of Goku's moves while nobody's looking.
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
There's nothin wrong with that! x3
I’m actually surprised they didn’t get expelled for some of these things... hell i’m surprised they didn’t get sent to Tartarus for it
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
I suppose that Cheerilee loves them too much!
@kowhaifan1249
2 жыл бұрын
“You may NOT bring your dead parents for show and tell!”
Let's be real here, who hasn't at least attempted some of these when they were kids? XD
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
These can hit real close to home and make ya smile x3 We musta have at least done maybe 15% of these in our lifetime!
Ow mercy that was hilarious I cannot believe that the cutie mark Crusaders are not allowed to do all that staff including the bazinga reference from the big bang theory but all I can say is as much as some people disagree with Same rolls but at the end of the day they’re there for a reason no matter how silly and obvious they are.
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
AHH YESS THE BAZINGA! x3
The CMC are not allowed to invite Dr. Bright for show and tell day.
@FuriousHellHound74
4 жыл бұрын
Dr Bright is not allowed is not allowed to use SCP-(Redacted) to go to Equestria , no not even when the cutie marks crusaders invited you for show and tell.
@narwhals4550
3 жыл бұрын
@@FuriousHellHound74 especially not if Discord asks nicely.
@matthewvillalobos8632
2 жыл бұрын
Or using dr bright pendit on some pony
Wow so many rules. Also, all rules: will you are no fun :(
Anon: I have taught you well in the art of degeneracy now go forth my children!!!!
@mr.chaosvicious5968
Жыл бұрын
Twilight: (after hearing of what Anon had done)😳 "Sweet Celestia,that crazy human bastard didn't..... Oh Faust he DID! We're all DOOMED!"
@descendantgaming5410
6 ай бұрын
My dumb butt read "art of degeneracy" as " the chaos insurgency". What is wrong with me T-T
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS IN THE OFFICE YOU WILL BE FIGHTING OFF YOUR LAUGHS ALL DAY
@discordgaming5470
3 жыл бұрын
😹😹
Oh my gosh, every rule was a sucker punch to my sense of humor! Loved it!
giggled all the way to "Busted Nut Cream" before i busted out laughing XD
Funny rules I found: "Rule 3: neither Edward Elric is not a role model for CMC. However Alphonse Elric it's a role model for CMC. "Rule 14 CMC may not allowed to encourage communism to their fellow classmates". The following role of 14 is "Rule 73: CMC may not replace motivational posters with Soviet propaganda" Like Bruh LMOF
@seantaggart7382
Жыл бұрын
HARMONY IS LITERALLY COMMUNISM
@fernandomangarrez6742
Жыл бұрын
@@seantaggart7382 *Historian doubtful noise*
@mr.chaosvicious5968
Жыл бұрын
@@fernandomangarrez6742 Press *X* To Doubt
@mr.chaosvicious5968
Жыл бұрын
"You may not refuse class work under the pretense that: you have "Dumb Bitch Disease." Jesus Christ that one REALLY made me laugh! 🤣 I can just imagine Cheerilee trying to give the CMC class work and when she got to Scootaloo she just ended up belting out: "I can't do any classwork because I have "Dumb Bitch Disease!" Loud enough for the ENTIRE classroom to hear her. 🤣
@seantaggart7382
Жыл бұрын
@@fernandomangarrez6742 STOP DENYING THE TRUTH!
"3 students came up to me n said the had a fetish for me" I DIED 🤣
I’m screaming because it’s so awesome, full of references, and hilarious!
Rule 289. Dr Bright is not allowed to use the mirror portal to got into the world of mlp and basically make the CMC pony versions of himself we have already alerted cheerilee what to expect from them
@seantaggart7382
Жыл бұрын
We also alerted Celestia to "look out for any red gemstone amulet wearing pony"
@seantaggart7382
Жыл бұрын
Update: Well we may need to change that rule Because well One scp dimension (Of 100) just Corrupted And id rather he not be Lost So im letting him stay UNDER TWILIGHT'S SIGHT
Gonna start calling peanut butter "busted nut cream" now. XD
@AngelWingsYT
2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@NolanTheEpic
Жыл бұрын
I’m going to eat a busted nut cream Sandwich, After that I’ll eat for dessert a chocolate a busted nut cream cookie.
@jacobkedrow
Жыл бұрын
Lol😂
65:Awww I love Team Rocket and their theme song and mottos and Chrysalis is one of my waifus I can’t help but love her
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
It's all the best! Ahh Chrysalis is the best bug queen!
Lol, it's the list of things Doctor Bright isn't allowed to do all over again. XD
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
Them dastardly lists always preventing certain chaos makers!
The cmc sounds much more fun
Rule 102: Anon didn't "come from mars to harvest pony teeth to power His time machine".
@cartrellsplunge1525
8 ай бұрын
I had a hard time convincing the students not to run away from him
The fallout equestria, was it added. One more great laugh threw all this. So cool.😊😊👌👍👌👍
This is now every rule for tabletop game npc gilds in the settings I make
I’m late to the party, but Lord do I wanna see what caused these rules lmao!
@mr.chaosvicious5968
Жыл бұрын
I'll give you a hint as to what likely caused MOST of these rules:it's orange with a purple mane and tail that likes to ride around on a scooter and is Rainbow Dash's #1 fan.
No gonna lie that was pretty damn funny
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
Indeed so!
12:50 Scootaloo: HI IM SCOOTALOO AND WELCOME TO JACKASS!
12:57 what... Scootaloo: yeah he was here
Should not of listened to this while trying to sleep
0:07 Quarantine DO suck to this day.
"N u m b e r 5 2: "H a y b u r g e r h o o f l e t t u c e ."
I’m afraid of the CMC from everything they are capable of. Let us pray it is used for the purpose of righteousness
I don’t want to sound creepy but I think I REALLY like these three
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
They're such great pranksters and memesters!
No idea why this got to my recommended but it's pretty funny, I approve of the Bay Blade Battles for grades And megalovania on blast, love that
Helicopter parents should be dealt with by anti-aircraft guns
*Recording log 1* *subject: the Actions of dr bright in dimension 192/663 aka mlp dimension* Dr bright We have alot to discuss Rule number 1 million and 1 No laughing at what ponies turn into as humans even if they become naked through it NO NOT EVEN IF TWILIGHT ASKS NICELY Rule 1,000,002 no saying plot to ponies Especially Celestia YOU WERE THIS CLOSE TO TURNING HER INTO DAYBREAKER AND BEING BLASTED TO THE SUN Rule 1000003 no actually teleporting to this dimension and saying to others i was a human once as a pony We know you just used your amulet Some pony is dead by your hands
What tf is this amazing fic
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
It's superbly good!
@blazingbeatsentiertainment
4 жыл бұрын
I'm totally reading it on my channel I love getting fanfic ideas from you
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS CLOPFICCERS!
I see there a mares of culture
I'm pretty sure the only historical figure living in Ponyville is Granny Smith, and thicc is the last way I would describe her. Plus I am pretty sure she is pretty well respected in Ponyville as a founder of the village.
5:32 HAHAHHAAAAAAAHA DT: HEY! ME: RUNNING!
41 that’s gonna be a reference but to who I can’t remember
"21. You may not refuse classwork under the pretense that: It violates your religious beliefs" Twitter's gonna have a riot with this one xD
' you may not reffer to new students as D-class' had me on the floor laughing Edit: look up what D-class are in the scp lore (technically there is no cannon so imma call it that)
3:32 fullmetal alchemist reference
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
So many FMA references!
@dantealejandro7860
4 жыл бұрын
@@StraightToThePointStudio Indeed :)
@mr.chaosvicious5968
4 жыл бұрын
("Ready,Steady,Go" begins to play and intensify.)
Thanks for doing this, I really appreciate the laughs.
I love how Watership down is in this video
@mr.chaosvicious5968
Жыл бұрын
I love how there was a "Full Metal Alchemist" and "Dragon Ball Z" reference in this video/fanfiction. ("Ready Steady Go" and then "Rock The Dragon" begins to play at neighbor angering levels)
.....weren't a few of those diamond tiara?
I didn't know the cmc were that communist, they are true comrades
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
True communist comrades at heart! *SALUTES*
101 omg what you didn't you do and I was surprised
Hell no they have had more memes than me lol that's like a paper compare to what we did when I was in middle and elementary school
I would totally beyblade battle my teacher for a better grade.
this is my 3rd favorite fan fic now some of these I've done alot of them I wish I did thanks bro for making reading this
Ladies and gentlemen this is why we do not let Dr bright near children
Omg!!!! Busted nut cream 😂😂😂😂😂
4:27 - 4:30 me if I was a CMC: Ok so what I'm hearing is go Pikachu 5:46 - 5:51 me if I was Cheerilee: you may also not refer to anything as being as old as any teacher even if it is true
14:04 - 🍎🍏ALL HAIL “THE MIGHTY” APPLE🍏🍎 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wait,Edward Elric is NOT a role model? Well,its official..... Ms. Cheerilee has DEEPLY offended me with that comment/statement.
1:27 im a fullmetal alchemist fan!
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
Ahh! So many references I dunno! AGH I MUST KNOW!
@holydemonvoyager7409
4 жыл бұрын
I nearly missed that thanks 👍👍👍👍👍 Ps. I I am also a fullmetal fan
@mr.chaosvicious5968
4 жыл бұрын
1:27 And que the Fullmetal Alchemist series references! 😆
Dr. Bright would be proud.
Bwahahahahahahaaaaa! Oh dear fucking lord! That the funniest shit I have ever heard of! 😂😂😂 the CMC is the true goddesses of memes holy fuck I nearly died laughing! 🤣🤣🤣
I was trying not to laugh the whole time; the last one got me though! The art was nice to look at the entire time.
Jeez those did so much stupidity that my brain hurts
Wait- can't say the teacher did war crimes. What did she do?
how could a pony wear a model gundam suit?
@mr.chaosvicious5968
Жыл бұрын
One word: Magic.
I'm sorry my head just explode 🤯🤯🤯 But funny 😂🤣😂🤣
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
I think all of our heads did! x3
7:02 Do you want to clarfy that again *sees general forgone in his EEM (Ex-Equestrain Military form FoE) uniform holding a fire arm at the teachers face*
What a list...
Dr. Bright would be so proud. Also, does anyone know where I can find this list? I've got some "editing" to do.
I can finally make it to this one
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
Ayy nice! Glad to see ya made it!
@blazingbeatsentiertainment
4 жыл бұрын
Life just is an ass sometimes ya feel me and thanks for being a bro about all the literal autistic shit I comment
Got thirty before laughing. Great read mate.😊🤟🏻🤟🏻👌👍
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
It's hard not to laugh at such a great story! :D Thank ya!
I really like this.
This was so funny
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yeah it was!
Rules sucks, kiding, the rules do sucks
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
Rules are so weird!
The Things The CMC Are Not Allowed To Do..." Dr. "Jack" Bright: "Am I a joke to you?"
@seantaggart7382
Жыл бұрын
Bright: nah I TAUGHT THEM THOSE!
Ooooo haven't had a cmc 1 in a while
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
It's been a long while indeed! But finally it's here!
I told my teacher to bey blade battle me for a better grade. I lost
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
Oh damn xD One of these days you'll win!
Who in the world is getting Soviet propaganda Posters? (I want one)
What the fooooo 😹 I love griffin the griffin
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
Ahh good ol griffons!
Shouldn’t she be fired for the curse words she used in her list
11:40 HEEWWOOO! me: i love it!
Overturn route 23
wow, i love this
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
It's pure perfection at its finest!
5:00 OKAY WHOS THE FURRY
Bru the are absolute chads
Actual Str8aura here; I can give a screenshot of the writing format on my stories if you need proof, but I just wanted to say; 1. Vris-ka-kin is the pronunciation 2. I really enjoyed this, actually. If I may ask, which one was your favorite?
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
Very late response time on my part, sorry about that! Ahh damn my past pronounciations xD Also, I think there was one about a stunt or something in there, though I forgot after the months that passed x3 This whole thing though is fantastic!
@milesgaunt6767
4 жыл бұрын
@@StraightToThePointStudio ah well. Shame it was deleted, but thank you so much!
Dr Bright would be proud
Are we talking about the cmc or doctor bright?
Hilarious
What no Rickrolling. There slacking off.
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
If only there was some Rick Rolls!
Oh btw I totally weebed up your live chat
@StraightToThePointStudio
4 жыл бұрын
x3 I'm glad ya did! Show the love for what ya like!
@blazingbeatsentiertainment
4 жыл бұрын
Well thanks btw sorry for turning it into an uwu chat
I love it
this is funny