Clearly it isn't very effective, I can't think of the last time I saw an ad I was actually interested in.

@GlitchyShadow13

7 жыл бұрын

lol same

@andersledell8643

7 жыл бұрын

That1Guy my favorite type of ad is the one I get for a product that I have just purchased. I bought a pair of shoes online about a year ago from Amazon. Immediately afterwards, I went on Facebook and got an ad for the same pair of shoes. So stupid.

@LilChuunosuke

7 жыл бұрын

IKR. I mean, I have adblock on virtually every website except KZread, but I never get ads that cater to me. Heck, if I see an ad that I even somewhat like, I won't skip or delete it because I WANT them to stop showing me ads for junk I hate. But despite that, Google still doesn't have any idea what I like.

@578kakashi

7 жыл бұрын

But The ADSSSSSSSSS THEY ARE EVOLVING

@GuyUWishUWere

7 жыл бұрын

It's kinda depressing how much power they have v.s. how shitty their results are.

Watching this on a website owned by Google

@baskogitlog7276

7 жыл бұрын

madcuzbad looking for this comment

@Dan-hr2lm

7 жыл бұрын

I bet anything it won't make it to trending...

@JDJG3493

7 жыл бұрын

madcuzbad No worry, Just HATE EVERY Ad expect by Nintendo and Minecraft.

@GuilhermeFurst

7 жыл бұрын

thought about the same thing... funny thing is, its a great content provider

@raulzilla

7 жыл бұрын

+Guilherme Furst the point is just that, we are selling ourselves for content. There isn't and there will never be something free.

I just love how they analize every single detail about you, yet I'm still getting ads for a game I looked for ONCE over a year ago

@georgebatshon4417

2 жыл бұрын

Which game😳

@asteros6387

2 жыл бұрын

fr

@DozenMarks

2 жыл бұрын

I bet it's one of those games where the ad is 100% different to the actual game, too.

@repeekyraidcero

2 жыл бұрын

GF on same wifi ?

@superspice5659

2 жыл бұрын

@@holupasecond415 ads are also targeted from close contacts of yours. I’ve connected to my friends Koreans internet and now I get some wild Korean ads.

0:36 This guy is zooming in on a lizard’s face and that’s just kinda beautiful.

@liamkilpatrick5026

3 жыл бұрын

He wanted to see what Zuckerberg looks like in real life

@yeet5530

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamkilpatrick5026 you made me spit out my water

@blueberry5063

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO HOW DID I JUST NOTICE THAT

@gsiya4023

2 жыл бұрын

@@liamkilpatrick5026 lmao that's what I thought when he said lizard 💀

@cv9541

2 жыл бұрын

;p;

so I'm worth 12 dollars? that's more than I expected

@salter1630

7 жыл бұрын

You can't multiply my worth and get 12. Nit even using a decimal

@FRD357

7 жыл бұрын

+The Forge Steel its 0.

@tristanevansevans9026

7 жыл бұрын

not going to like and waste the 420

@HJA12358

7 жыл бұрын

Lameashellcosplay is it $12 a month, year, or lifetime?

@_Everything_is_Fine_

7 жыл бұрын

Your information is not you. Your information is not yours or else we could file charge against them for stealing.

I risked my identity to watch this video

@mindyaownbusiness4028

7 жыл бұрын

Olivia, we're after you! We're going to find out what kind of burgers you like one way or another!

@oliviafreund6995

7 жыл бұрын

Wisdom Erwin NU ILL NEVER LET YOU FIND OUT!

@redstranger6772

7 жыл бұрын

Wisdom Erwin oh really?

@Dos-SGB

7 жыл бұрын

Olivia Freund lol

@JDJG3493

7 жыл бұрын

Olivia Freund They are Evil and Facebook Sucks.

The scary thought of it is not actually the fact that they record your information. It's only being read by an algorithm and doesn't impact me in my everyday life. The problem is that all this information is being stored somewhere, which makes it possible for somebody to read. Not an algorithm, but a real person. Imagine a world, where the police can just go through every personal information of a suspect, read all their messages, searches and ads. It's a terrifying thought.

@asha_vere

Жыл бұрын

Granted, police being able to see people's fb statuses has led to many murders being solved.

@thecatwit

11 ай бұрын

they already do that, a guy came to my school to tell use that they can go through companies stuff whenever if they think something illegal is happening.

@Luigi_delle_Bicocche

10 ай бұрын

Well I don't find it a big deal, the police is a public service, even if they find out about your pornography search history or other embarrassing information, they will just ignore it because they don't even know you personally, they just need the information about their case. Actually if accessing this information is useful for them i'm in, if you are an honest person who does nothing wrong you shouldn't worry about anything, even if the police find out some secrets like if you cheat on your wife/husband they will ignore this information unless it is useful for research

@itsentdev

9 ай бұрын

"I've got nothing to hide" ...And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself!

@meepthewizard1240

4 ай бұрын

They can, only it requires a lot of approval, of course they can just pay 12 dollars

My computer after me playing a million cod matches: “bro u wanna join da military?”

@zinaverde5577

4 жыл бұрын

i would not stop getting navy ads simply clicked on one thing about the Navy for my bf.. and somehow they figured out i was a senior in high school at the time

KZread recommend this to me should I be worried

@cringy3007

7 жыл бұрын

maybe

@falllensgaming3946

7 жыл бұрын

savage bird no you shouldn't

@scarvesinsummer795

7 жыл бұрын

333rd like no one cares

@evannewman5489

7 жыл бұрын

mess with the birdo and you get hurto

@thecraigadile1494

7 жыл бұрын

Quantity of Boots So KZread has gone turncoat and is trying to save people...No wonder their ad and demonetisation policies have been so shit recently...*Takes off sunglasses* MY GOD! How could we have been so blind! We've been bitching about them, but they are the good guys...ALERT THE MEDIA! WE NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW!

Joke's on them cuz I'm broke & cant buy anything :D

@charlotted4642

7 жыл бұрын

daisyhinojosa23 same

@GrapeThePurpleCat

7 жыл бұрын

daisyhinojosa23 ikr, im just scrolling past ads think i need a job

@davidlewis6728

7 жыл бұрын

i install adblocks, never buy anything on the internet (usually), don't use social media, and have little to hide, overall. so, i am like a free loader i guess.

@DanielDTUBWeinberger

7 жыл бұрын

same, and even so i don't get my wants off of ads

@senjour

7 жыл бұрын

they knew it before you did !

Google: Advertises a privacy app Me: Downloads privacy app Google: Noooo! What have you done! *I used the ads to destroy the ads*

@0ceanicify

4 жыл бұрын

Google: Here's another privacy app to help block those apps that get around the last privacy app!

@skiingiphonebro119

3 жыл бұрын

Express vpn

@ShibuNub3305

3 жыл бұрын

*This comment is sponsored by NordVPN*

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

Easiest-to-solve Problem i ever saw on this Channel here. What idiots dont use Ad-Blockers and something like the 'Security Badger' nowadays? Seriously, how stupid do you need to be to not use Ad-Blockers?!

@masterarthius8752

3 жыл бұрын

@@slevinchannel7589 You just need to lack the knowledge of their existence.

“We’re not the customer we’re the product “ got me

this doesn't effect me at all I don't think, my broke ass doesn't fall for ads

@Novers

7 жыл бұрын

sterling miller ad block

@winther2609

7 жыл бұрын

you watched this video, didn't you? youtube doesn't just come up with "random" videos for you ya know

@BSMceo

7 жыл бұрын

winther2609 how is that negative?

@VrigeHD

7 жыл бұрын

yes they do.

@tobias4906

7 жыл бұрын

maybe he has watched other collegehumor videos. lol

So Google knows of all the super weird hentai I look at.

@ssbm14

7 жыл бұрын

Even if you pay the bill, the US do not even need a search warrant to go through your stuff. I use bing. Like they hacked your system before you go to a tor browser, they can still see everything you do even when you pay a bill to keep your information lol. They are just trying to get you to pay for a false protection through Adam. If you want to learn more about this look up Snowden.

@iq9844

7 жыл бұрын

thespacebat it's okay, we all do it.

@JesusRamirez-pu6lh

7 жыл бұрын

thespacebat now their gonna recommend you to even weirder hentai

@jelly6023

7 жыл бұрын

lmfao, too late now

@Drahnier123

7 жыл бұрын

Please don't use Bing as a search engine if you care about your own privacy. Look into Duckduckgo

"You know, this happens to all my friends" I'm dead 😂

Adma: "google tracks you" meanwhile me and the boys: *laughs in duck duck go*

@megagame

3 жыл бұрын

you didn't listen, Google's tracking is on other sites to, like youtybe, but even when not using any Google own site, so many other sites use ad system by Google, and those track you.

@filip9564

3 жыл бұрын

Or maybe it was TOR browser

@chillmusic7977

2 жыл бұрын

@@filip9564 Yeah you can't easily browse the regular web with TOR tho. Websites forbid the access through their servers from TOR, with the purpose of tracking you

@sparrowcide

2 жыл бұрын

Just wait till you click on any website. Then you'll see whose laughing.

@pritiagarwal5599

2 жыл бұрын

How do you know that the duck isnt just another wolf ?

I'd be worried, but then I remember how much porn Google has to look at

@lonely2186

7 жыл бұрын

+Obito you really think someone sits down and looks through this shit... No they use algorithms and filters.

@obito8690

7 жыл бұрын

Sean Rosholt ik they don't but like they're gonna be annoyed lmao

@jamesyeoman794

7 жыл бұрын

The Wolf-God the google headquarters must look like a winter wonderland right about now then?

@SessionOfGaming

7 жыл бұрын

I was going to like this comment until I realized that google has computers that handles their stuff for them.

@VixeyTeh

7 жыл бұрын

TheGamingSession ... so somewhere out there, a computer exists purely to watch porn.

If you liked the video, can you grab us a latte from the Starbucks that YOU'RE AT RIGHT NOW, JAMIE???

@dropout

7 жыл бұрын

We're hoping this F's with one person so hard.

@taro6940

7 жыл бұрын

CollegeHumor lmfao

@richardgeorge6121

7 жыл бұрын

CollegeHumor lol

@RegenerationOfficial

7 жыл бұрын

adblocker? i realy miss this guy

@DrunkBSshow

7 жыл бұрын

But if I like this video that means google is tracking my history! OH GOD! I hate being targeted with advertisements that are relevant to my interests!!...er.... wait...

Never bought anything related to ad on internet. And 100% of ads of fast food chain i receive is only after I have eaten it, which is completely useless.

my reaction to all of this is “ ok and? like i didn’t already know that. “

@heat_of_the_cold

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s not like we don’t know this. I mean I’m down for it. Who knows, maybe google will recommend me some cool shit, if not who cares?

@random_person_i_guess

3 жыл бұрын

And _Adam’s reaction to _*_that_* is “Who said you didn’t know that? We’re teaching those who don’t know, and reminding those who do.”

@kitma9

3 жыл бұрын

you clicked on the video what did you expect

@VinVonVoom

2 жыл бұрын

When this came out this was much less common knowledge.

Sooo... Can pregnancy test advertisers stop targeting me please? I don't know what I googled to deserve this.

@passioninmyeyes555

7 жыл бұрын

TheEllaDarling lol wut?

@TheEllaDarling

7 жыл бұрын

I get clear blue ads on half the videos I watch, I'm 17, I'm not sure what I've been googled in order for that to happen xD

@yitkha986

7 жыл бұрын

LOL :D

@alicafabulous7516

7 жыл бұрын

same here xD

@louzaps4684

7 жыл бұрын

I get grind advertisements you know the gay dating website. (I not even gay wtf are you trying Google)

Google: *sees that i have watched this video exposing the truth about them* ad: *Adam from "Adam Ruins Everything" proved to be a fraud*

@ddsdwedqwed362

7 жыл бұрын

OMG XD

@maucelienta

7 жыл бұрын

Hahahah... But what he's saying is still true.

@illuminateconfirmed950

7 жыл бұрын

Brett Werner I wonder what that bright side is.....

@jsmith434w

7 жыл бұрын

Facebook, Twitter: Adam Ruins Everything has been deemed as "fake news" by our "algorithms" (it's what we call our underpaid overseas third world employees), so we've taken the liberty of censoring him so you never have to see his lies ever again!

@moth2104

7 жыл бұрын

Will Morgin it's a joke

To be honest, I don't mind my info being sold to advertisers. I just find it interesting how much companies can find out about you when you don't explicitly tell them. And I can't remember the last time I actually bought something because of an ad.

@zinaverde5577

4 жыл бұрын

exactly. it’s only really praying on the people who wanna spend money anyways , they just give them suggestions. No one is making them buy it. Now appearing false ads and information is something different

@mehraneh1554

4 жыл бұрын

doesn't matter. the fact that they know so much about you is the real problem. and of course these companies give this information to governments too, even if they may not admit it. i don't know about you but i personally don't want any government to have that much leverage over me

@gametmane1093

2 жыл бұрын

@@mehraneh1554 Yah the fact that they sell the information to governments is the real problem

@potato1341

Жыл бұрын

@@mehraneh1554 They don't know about you, keywords in your system get put into an algorithm and that algorithm adds up the other keywords you use to determine the general area of the person you are. For them to actually understand you as a human would require far more information, real humans, psychological studies and other things they wouldn't give a crap about cause it'd be far too much effort for too little payoff. Unless you're spilling every one of your thoughts, opinions, activities etc. onto a website, they're getting at most a handful of generalised properties that they can use to sell stuff to you based on the demographics they find you to fit in to.

if only they could get nordvpn to sponsor them thatd be comedy gold

"I use incognito mode so I'll be safe" and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

@mrknuser2501

5 жыл бұрын

it literally says it when u open incognito mode that they still know what sites u get in and activities u do the only difference is that it doesnt get saved in browser history for the porn lovers out there xd

@HoloFlight_118

5 жыл бұрын

Try using tenta browser (the real incognito browser) not sponsored.

@youngbadger6656

5 жыл бұрын

MrCrusherr THATS RHE FUCKING JOKE OMG UR SO DUMB

@CircumCrippledTV

5 жыл бұрын

*Circumcision makes sex safer!* ↓ ↓ ↓ …and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

@thelatenightgamer2624

5 жыл бұрын

VPN

*Google Would like to know your location* *-- Allow* *-- Deny* *But either way your location would still be known*

@empty3280

4 жыл бұрын

It also gives a sense of choice and security

@ArKeTiCt

4 жыл бұрын

@@empty3280 rather an 'illusion of choice'

@seamusquain2706

3 жыл бұрын

Ah Yes, Ironic, Is It Not?

@azielcorporal9294

3 жыл бұрын

I agree on this one

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

Easiest-to-solve Problem i ever saw on this Channel here. What idiots dont use Ad-Blockers and something like the 'Security Badger' nowadays? Seriously, how stupid do you need to be to not use Ad-Blockers?!

social media is like gulag, once you entered, you can never leave

So after typing this comment, I know that THEY know that I know that THEY know that I know that they’re monitoring us.

Jokes on you, I want you fuckers to know I'm looking for hot single mom's in my area.

@teamfruitsalad7335

7 жыл бұрын

Srithor But the adds are so tempting lol.

@coooperrr

7 жыл бұрын

STEWIE!

@matchavez6915

7 жыл бұрын

+Srithor he didn't say anything about dating

@oabagobaaaoooo

7 жыл бұрын

why

@illuminateconfirmed950

7 жыл бұрын

Doge Dead meme club!

"That's impossible! How is he immune to our ads?" "He's The One"

@salter1630

7 жыл бұрын

"He's the Adblocker"

@talibong9518

7 жыл бұрын

It's MEEEEEEE! wait, is having no money the same thing as being immune?

@QuartzIsAnOxide

7 жыл бұрын

"There is no ad"

@russellloncon5372

7 жыл бұрын

does she know...DOES SHE KNOW SHE IS AN AD

@scenepunk09

7 жыл бұрын

This is funny but also an add to the matrix...

I'm suprised that adam was never silenced or "wacked" because of this

@khalyleedwards7735

3 жыл бұрын

It probably would have happened if his videos got around 100 million views

@ZorotheGallade

2 жыл бұрын

Big corps don't care that people know. As long as the customers at large keep falling for it, they turn in a profit.

@estherodanga4238

2 жыл бұрын

They know that even if we know, we won't do anything about it. We are already hooked and getting technologically advanced. As 1 person quits, 15 people get into the matrix.

@joedub5486

2 жыл бұрын

I realize that but I do feel this isn’t as terrifying as it seems it’s a much more simple survey of each personality

@1Manhunt7

2 жыл бұрын

The thing is. Now I know but I still use Facebook and google so yeah. No danger

This is the best shot adam ruins everything. It looks so beautiful.

Adam how is your hair so perfect dude ?

@conorhealy2763

7 жыл бұрын

ads

@astropants469

7 жыл бұрын

Conor Healy *aids

@dextermott2113

7 жыл бұрын

Its not perfect he looks like a pinecone

@MrJeb123

7 жыл бұрын

He ruins everything, except for his hair.

@cyanmanta

7 жыл бұрын

It fits his character. People are just living their lives in peace and then he comes in like a wre-e-ecking balllllll...

When I was pregnant with my 3. child I didn't watch any pregnancy related stuff because I already got everything for my previous children and didn't need anything. Then I wrote in a private message to one friend in Facebook that I'm pregnant. But I didn't exactly write that I'm pregnant, I just wrote that we soon will be five. Next time I used the internet it was full with pregnancy and baby adds. Diapers, bibs, baby clothes, pregnancy vitamins etc... I didn't know if I should be impressed or scared.

@ericbazinga

6 жыл бұрын

Sarah Kirchner Both

@Psykoged

6 жыл бұрын

Sarah Kirchner interesting... I don't think the A.I would've been able to infer your pregnancy from that sentence... However... It might've tracked your friends saying "Sarah is pregnant" a bunch of times and concluded that "pregnant" was related to you.

@auralynn3862

6 жыл бұрын

Adblockers control what shows up on your screen, *NOT* what they can read in-transit.

@sarahkirchner6356

6 жыл бұрын

Beastly maybe you are right.

@ClixxBro

6 жыл бұрын

Sarah Kirchner both impressed and scared

Love how nowadays literally everyone knows this,but now we just live with it

@richardsavings6690

Жыл бұрын

Well, by the time we learned all this, we've already been on the net for too long. Damage is already done.

Well, this isn't new. Though I got so many ads for males about "delicious" stuff and that's despite... well... not being a male. But I see it again and again. Not as much as in the past, when weird ads popped up "Do you want to see naked women" (The answer is still no, I'm not lesbian, GOOGLE), but still. But the thing is this: as long as it only ads... Screw, I don't care from advertiment. Sure, sometimes I may enter them, but it never ends up in buying. The problem starts when it is used to other stuff...

@whatsupwithrenzyt5057

3 жыл бұрын

What about your recommendations? Your parents might think your a whore because perverted ads keep popping and i watch this full episode in trutv and they said they can also sell your information for governor spies that might try to assassinate you if you are involve to the governments secret. But that won't likely happen because i think you and almost everyone are innocent

@goroakechi6126

2 жыл бұрын

@@whatsupwithrenzyt5057 The latter half is not true. However, Governments can access for your Google information. Google’s been pretty strict about how much information they allow, but I doubt that that will last forever.

*Google observes how many views this video gets* "They're becoming self aware..."

@meledo

6 жыл бұрын

nice reference but the thing is that it is true. They are becoming self aware.

@anshats8947

6 жыл бұрын

QUICK! DEMONITIZEE

@im_justsb

6 жыл бұрын

Just like monika

@Phoenix-nk8tg

6 жыл бұрын

*JUST MONIKA*

@izero5918

6 жыл бұрын

Google the observer

Love that this video came out before the Cambridge analytica facebook scandal

@namingisdifficult408

6 жыл бұрын

bro ballistic yep

@scorpion9673

6 жыл бұрын

bro ballistic I came to the comments section to say that. That's very true

This video was the plant that led me down the rabbit hole of free, open source software and internet privacy starting 2019, and now I am a total geek. Thanks, Adam Conover

Just discovered this channel now i'm on an Adam ruins everything binge

People who go to porn hub on incognito mode: *Sweats intensity level 1000*

@nerze3157

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, since pornhub doesn't use google services, or facebook ones, you're not tracked by them there. Usually you're tracked on websites that uses Facebook API (that nice "Like" button for example) or google Ads (And there's a shit ton of websites that uses them, usually not the porn ones though)

@kek105

4 жыл бұрын

Me:*Sweats intensity level 1000* Google: roses are red violets are blue welcome senpai I know you watch hentai

@fodfo44

4 жыл бұрын

Yea, but how would they know that it is you using the computer and not someone else.

@JedStainthorp

4 жыл бұрын

@@DJMMLJ You could use Tor to prevent google and facebook from tracking you (while you are not logged into the website).

@MrMango331

4 жыл бұрын

I just use it so I don't need to wipe my search history so often

God I'm so sorry for the google employee that sees what I do on the Internet. I could be scarring him for life... meh. It's Google's fault.

@Momo21321

7 жыл бұрын

Sherlock Holmes its mostly tracking software,they don't see videos or pictures,just titles and things you do.

@CloudShys

7 жыл бұрын

Muinul Islam like pornhub n brazzers n bangbros

@alexandertheok5649

7 жыл бұрын

Cloud155 that's baby stuff. I usually go down on the deep web. And anyone watching would likely check the links. So yeah. I'm scarring the google employees.

@Momo21321

7 жыл бұрын

Sherlock Holmes well,the only way to get to the dark web (which i assume your talking about and not the deep web which are completely different) you would have to use something to get to it like tor which is an anonymous browser not controlled by google

@alexandertheok5649

7 жыл бұрын

Muinul Islam do you really want me NOT to scar the shit out of those creepy stalkers? Let it as it is.

This video helped me write an essay to get into college, the theme of the essay was about the information tracking and selling and we were suposed to give a solution, i didnt gave one, justified with "people choose to have their info sold when they accept the terms and conditions, most times, without reading it."

Fabio Akita brought me here to watch this again. I love Adam Ruins Everything!

Funny how in 2016 everyone thought this video was exaggerating, but in reality it was only the tip of the iceberg.

@Dorankuu

5 жыл бұрын

Tip of the Zuckerberg?

@seanmathias232

5 жыл бұрын

@@Dorankuu Underrated comment

@sephdelarosa641

5 жыл бұрын

i couldn't agree more.

@JM-yx1lm

5 жыл бұрын

Berg*

@catography4164

5 жыл бұрын

Doranku beat me to it

"One risk taking homosexual please"

@ouijaclown

6 жыл бұрын

Nico di Angelo is My Cinnamon Roll Hello! :) You called?

@blindworm7857

6 жыл бұрын

It's James *Never underestimate a risk taking homosexual*

@spikegilfer1997

6 жыл бұрын

Convincing one's father to come to the aid of Olympus is a pretty big risk. In that case, you want someone to bring you your cinnamon roll.

@pierce3087

6 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD I LOVE NICO

@ayesha7409

6 жыл бұрын

Nico di Angelo is My Cinnamon Roll I didn't understand until I read your username. Nico Di Angelo YAAS

This is why I decide to not even click or notice ads for too long

Oh, Adam. You and the team rock.

"We're not the customer; we're the product." Same business model with TV, with the media generally: they sell audiences to advertisers.

@meghanachauhan9380

4 жыл бұрын

I legitimately don't understand why these numbskulls are so paranoid about google tracking them. Companies have been doing it for decades. Heck psychology books make best sellers on business sections. And Google is being made the scapegoat so corporates can escape with the much more "experimental" things they do

@Melon_studios

3 жыл бұрын

@@meghanachauhan9380 I don't rly mind companies know my shit, if they sell me products relevant to me how is that a problem. Better than being spammed with shit I never would want

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

Easiest-to-solve Problem i ever saw on this Channel here. What idiots dont use Ad-Blockers and something like the 'Security Badger' nowadays? Seriously, how stupid do you need to be to not use Ad-Blockers?!

@Anonymous-js5zn

3 жыл бұрын

@@slevinchannel7589 Don't those cost money, though?

@slevinchannel7589

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous-js5zn No? Not that I've ever seen one? Why? Did yours cost one? Haha. Then i believe you have been ripped-off - MAYBE. But seriously: Nope, mine dont cost anything.

Can't buy anything when you see an ad if you don't have money

@awnaw5529

6 жыл бұрын

Katsuki Gaming smart

@thepixelatedgirl4741

6 жыл бұрын

Yep 😄🤔😞

@heavypokelover5532

6 жыл бұрын

Yakob 41102 *Cant use the internet if you don’t have money*

@ilovefunnyamv2nd

6 жыл бұрын

You dont have money because you already spent it buying their product, you just dont realize it, the perfect sheep

@regularshow960

6 жыл бұрын

**black guy pointing to his head meme**

This was really good cinematography!

I'm worth twelve dollars. Thats twelve dollars more than I thought I was worth

And here am I thinking is there a 15 minute survey I can do for Google so that the ads and recommendations would actually be good?

@theyarecomingtheyarehere.1550

7 жыл бұрын

Jonseredi I know right!!!

@itsamemario1772

7 жыл бұрын

Well you could change your preferences

@duskedradiance4165

7 жыл бұрын

Jonseredi yea they keep showing me some anime games cmon google i play flight simulator

@aurisb3800

7 жыл бұрын

yep, though I don't really care bc I'ma just click x anyway.

@jm08a31

7 жыл бұрын

Jonseredi same

Get a VPN, Get Adblock, Never use your real name, age or Adress. Problem Solved.

@rakeeshgaming1211

7 жыл бұрын

KaliaTC true

@sentaygamer2685

7 жыл бұрын

KaliaTC good idea

@thomasparizer5768

7 жыл бұрын

KaliaTC xD

@forbiddenloveg2031

7 жыл бұрын

KaliaTC and never be bothered again lol

@depressoowo4690

7 жыл бұрын

KaliaTC u still would use maps :/

Makes you almost not want to go for an interview at Google if the first thing they say to you is “let’s start off by saying we know all your secrets.”

@TheIncredible_Panda2214

3 жыл бұрын

i guess they know that the guy in the start of the video is noob master 69

Ad companies:tries to show me ads Me: laughs in adblock

So google is watching me watch a video about google watching me...huh

@TheZephyrsWind

6 жыл бұрын

Google has nothing to really send at me. I have no money, so they just send ads I can't even give into and buy.

@meissmart6678

6 жыл бұрын

**Skitter X** Now Google is watching you talk about how Google is watching you for watching a video about Google watching you.

@meissmart6678

6 жыл бұрын

*Seth Imfall* this is ADVANCED

@universegambler2056

6 жыл бұрын

Meis smart Now Google is watching you talk about how Google is watching Skitter X talk about how google is watching him/her/it while he's watching a video about Google watching everyone which is also watched by google.

@Seshpai

6 жыл бұрын

Universe Gambler I doubt even google can keep up with all this confusion!

I really thought this was common knowledge

@WolfyzP0W

7 жыл бұрын

Bronson Fife Clearly it's not as they had to make an episode about it. Good thing they did, now a lot of people know.

@tahaistheboss98

7 жыл бұрын

Bronson Fife i don't understand the paranoia? If there is an ad that i don't want others to see, I can just report it? And how else are these businesses supposed to manage, I know I can't do shit without them nowadays..

@bronsolo6941

7 жыл бұрын

Klienbottle Enthusiast yeah for real

@bronsolo6941

7 жыл бұрын

Klienbottle Enthusiast basically yeH

@verx4854

7 жыл бұрын

ad block is a saver

One of the few times I thoroughly agree with Adam. Companies like Amazon, Google, Facebook and Microsoft have their tentacles all over the Internet and we don't know hownfar they go; it makes effectively boycotting them nigh impossible bar simply not using the Internet.

@kellychuang8373

7 ай бұрын

Also can suspect that and also Facebook and Instagram really went to rip-off territory just went through the sites going into a blank page when I had a profile back around November 14 and just a week after that I quit and did a deletion or think I got that out of there who knows what's left floating but I'm sure I did. Really not always what it is of social media that's for sure let alone trust it as real since you're more likely to be WRONG on that.

I just read 'the circle' by dave eggers. It deals with this topic and is really interesting. It shows how far this whole thing could go.

“One risk taking homosexual, please”

@daybreak8752

6 жыл бұрын

You called?

@sleeplessbird6951

6 жыл бұрын

hi I'm a semi-cautious bisexual

@imatyerdads3004

6 жыл бұрын

Asriel Dreemur same man

@KjetilNordin

6 жыл бұрын

National skydiving champion here. Apparently worth a whole stack of money for advertisers.

@cymothoa.exigua

6 жыл бұрын

Stealthy Daud Really?

the irony that we are watching this in the internet

@zombienate2796

5 жыл бұрын

U stole this

@aidoll3692

5 жыл бұрын

@@zombienate2796 i don't think they stole it so much as it's a common thought post watching this.

@zombienate2796

5 жыл бұрын

@@aidoll3692 true

@jedisalsohere

5 жыл бұрын

And on a website owned by Google nonetheless.

@alharethqader6790

5 жыл бұрын

Pirate

One time my siblings and I were talking about how we need a therepist and when one of my siblings opened Facebook the first thing they see is an ad for a therepist

@purpleplant3842

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, creepy. I once searched for craftsman-stores on my phone and a couple days later my boyfriend who I live with got advetisements of the same store on his laptop.

I love that this is on youtube.

Meanwhile google advertise gambling to a ten-year-old

@rmountains3519

4 жыл бұрын

I guess they can tell your future? Either that or they're trying to make you addicted to gambling... You should sue them 🤔.

@naffal1538

4 жыл бұрын

Or the parents a gamblers.

@iamacatperson7226

4 жыл бұрын

@@rmountains3519 Sue google, that sounds like an amazing Idea, if yu can win against a VERY, VERY rich company, props to you

@yestermorrow3223

4 жыл бұрын

Google (KZread) kept advertising me soap for men when I was 12. An 12 year old girl. I can still remember the line “your not a dish, your a man.”

@crowthorn23

4 жыл бұрын

Yeap, cept a 17 year old also gets ads for the wrong console he uses, the incorrect stores and incorrect games

"How deep Facebook's tentacle's go" 😂

@professoroak5162

7 жыл бұрын

Brayden The sloucher is an awesome name.

@danielidarza7544

7 жыл бұрын

Hola Muchachos why thank u brayden is very pleased with u

@msean-ec6mi

7 жыл бұрын

Merk? Nice.

@danielidarza7544

7 жыл бұрын

Sean Miller WHOS MERK MY NAME IS BRAYDEN!!!!

@msean-ec6mi

6 жыл бұрын

Brayden The sloucher *sips drink* hmmm

I sometimes even get ads for things I talked about with someone irl

its the pause before "yes" that broke me... 25 seconds in too

This is common knowledge. And honestly I don't give a shit.

@SixAddams

7 жыл бұрын

Thats what stupid people say.

@jamesheadland2311

7 жыл бұрын

Smartass I don't care either, I get free services and ads for companies a actually use

@blackboard212

7 жыл бұрын

+Six .. when your doing nothing illegal and what not why would he give a shit what google keeps on him haha. google r not smart enough to figure out what i like most yet :D but that aside fb will never know coz all i do is hop on to see msgs and sometimes post a utube vid link.

@JayfeatherFan1000

7 жыл бұрын

The reason I don't give a shit, personally, is because I'd rather have the practically-free services and just put up with ads and whatever else they're doing. I've not had any issues from it yet, so I don't give a damn.

@mechasentai

7 жыл бұрын

This can lead to problems like anorexia because of the bombardement of ads telling you how you should be. Issues anorexia can kill people.

I can't believe someone is wasting his/her time tracking me XD

@ryanlouise1332

4 жыл бұрын

Wasting precious time from a robots life. Ya very sad.

@matthewcastillo9951

4 жыл бұрын

They funny thing is we are all being tracked. And this started happening way before the internet. Now the internet makes it way easier for out masters.

@LookingGlass69

4 жыл бұрын

I know right

@eno4516

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's more of a robot that tracks everything you do and then keeps that infomation somewhere for whenever they need it

@kevinhyseni4339

4 жыл бұрын

Its a bot but hey its still not worth its time for you so haha

This is like being told all that I did on the day of judgement and regretting ever doing them. The part that got to me the most was the 12 dollars.

Oh good. I was worried there was something I didn’t already know about.

Wait... so they know what memes I like?

@whuspr

6 жыл бұрын

That's impossibru!

@catlover12045

6 жыл бұрын

Oh yes

@catlover12045

6 жыл бұрын

We know you hate figdet spinners

@torblerone241

6 жыл бұрын

Me me big boy

@Koda_restores_things_sometimes

6 жыл бұрын

Here is an ad for Pepe memes

I can't believe some people didn't already know this. How else will they make money if you refuse to pay them?

@enablingbuzz1662

7 жыл бұрын

well it's less that people refuse to pay and more that the option was never there because of how the internet has developed..you can't just order an internet package for 12 bucks.

@pm0913

7 жыл бұрын

Enablingbuzz That's true. But it's slowly appearing with premium and ad-free packages popping up everywhere. And people complain about them like they're the damn plague, just as much as they complain about the ads. ("I hate those damn ads, but I'm not about to pay them a whole 12 dollars a month!! They're taking my money!!") People are getting the option but many I know refuse to take it because they're cynical about the capitalist schemes to make more money - those same people will unplug and damn near throw out every electronic in their house after watching an Edward Snowden documentary. It's just annoying.

@enablingbuzz1662

7 жыл бұрын

Promise Mitchell Name a package that you are familiar with, i want to dig around see exactly what is being offered, who is getting paid for it and how it stops what was mentioned in the video and why you need to pay every month when all this info is worth 12 bucks for a life time.

@pm0913

7 жыл бұрын

Enablingbuzz I may be misinformed so whatever you find, let me know (I'll do some searching of my own in the meantime). And I know of the spotify, and Pandora packages. Not much, but it doesn't advertise - which I assume means doesn't sell the data since you pay. Google has KZread Red that comes without ads with a monthly also with no ads. Realistically, KZread is run by Google so they'd probably use it anyway. To avoid the whole Facebook thing I'd imagine you can just stop using Facebook. However, I have only watched this one video and don't care much about anything I do on the internet being tracked by the government. The only thing that bothers me about ads is how long they take to load when my internet is slow. I have elementary knowledge of topic so I don't have much else to say. But I've been convinced that I should be somewhat concerned about this.

@hozukishike

7 жыл бұрын

if you're not a cyber criminals, high government officials or celebrities, you should be fine and this shouldn't be your concern. I mean they collect data about your personal preferences to sell you stuffs that you might be interested in, it could benefits you in someway, like products that you would never know it exist without those ads, that might help with the efficiency of your jobs, or a stuff of your hobby. There are so many people using the internet that your data is just there to represent a group of people with the same interests and nothing more, they don't have any reason to spy on you. Also, corporation and government have their own network to transfer informations and doesn't have to send email through internet services like Yahoo or Google.

2:16 thanks for the flashbacks :D

So ,now that I watched this video ;Google will know that I'm a part of the resistance...haeyaaaaa!

yeah, as previously stated I fail to see how a paid system would stop anyone from gathering your data.

@WatchMeSayStuff

7 жыл бұрын

also google might only make $12, but that's far less than what we save in exchange. If anyone honestly thinks that KZread wouldn't charge $9.99 a month clearly is too retarded to function considering KZread Red. How much would Gmail cost? $5.99 a month? What about access to the search engine? another $5.99, not to mention that's only google, you would also have to pay out to FaceBook, Twitter, etc., etc.. The cost of your data being safe is a lot higher than $12, and like you said, that's not even a guarantee.

@chaos3250

7 жыл бұрын

and what about porn hub and xnxx ? 10 $ a month ?

@H1bbe

7 жыл бұрын

That is moronic. If google makes 12 dollars from you (and I would assume that is only once, adam didn't say that it was a yearly thing) why would you be charged half that per service per month? That is ridiculous and no one would go for it. Plus, google would earn a lot of goodwill if they let you pay for their service instead, which will be a lot better and more profitable for them than people using adblock (ublock origin) and anti-tracking addons (EFF's Privacy Badger) plus realistically it would probably be a part of your broadband package rather than something you purchase individually.

@austindrapen8959

7 жыл бұрын

H1bbe that has no effect on my statement, I am doubtful that Google would suddenly stop tracking our data if we paid for it. KZread red for example, all it offers is no ads, that doesn't mean it won't collect your data.

@H1bbe

7 жыл бұрын

Austin Drapen Because that's what you paid for what? If I pay them to stop tracking me and they keep doing it that's illegal!

No joke at 4:05 my Google based phone paused the video and said "if you said something, I didn't hear what it was". I'm scared lol

@robertburbank3202

7 жыл бұрын

that just happens when you accidentally activate google voice search

@bretttaylor4840

7 жыл бұрын

Robert Burbank I know it was just freaky at the time

@robertburbank3202

7 жыл бұрын

Joseph Anderson ok lol

@gunnersmit

7 жыл бұрын

Joseph Anderson my phone just shut off a the same time 0_0

@swxsp00ky99

7 жыл бұрын

and then the andriod users laughed. like me.

all Adam's videos have over 5 million views. he is the real money maker.

I first watched this video about 4 years ago. It kick-started the Linux/FOSS software user pipeline for me. Thanks, Adam.

Ironic that we’re watching on the free website of KZread...

@bodiezane356

5 жыл бұрын

yeah well lets put free in quotation marks

@kriskropd

5 жыл бұрын

How is that ironic? Google owns KZread.

@HellBlade-od2mf

5 жыл бұрын

And this video is about google also?

@sriram19811

5 жыл бұрын

It's not ironic ironic means unexpected

@sriram19811

5 жыл бұрын

@Cameron Waycaster it's not physically seeing just collect possible data for ads

but a payment model wouldnt stop them from collecting your data

@Marta1Buck

7 жыл бұрын

true,

@frailhawk8338

7 жыл бұрын

Although, if they were paid then not everyone would go ahead to be on a single site (ex: Facebook). There could be many other choices that are based on different models. Or also there could be higher packages that include total privacy. By refusing to pay anything you also reject customer protection and allow them to do what they want. Paying isn't necessarily the solution but it gives more leeway to have actual solutions.

@pikachulove5468

7 жыл бұрын

Well now that it's already been placed. You are correct. However, we can always bandwagon together and ask for a law, helping to stop the collection of data.. Skype has been warned to stop collecting raw video data of its users.. As I and possibly many others use it for other means than just communication. And they still have not stopped.. So who knows.. I just hope I never see a video of me on porn hub. XD haha gross.

@MFCepicTV

7 жыл бұрын

A payment mode would entitle the user to certain privileges, such as privacy. And if the terms of contract were breached by collecting data, they would be liable for a lawsuit. But you can't do that with free websites because you read and agreed to the terms and conditions.

@migueladona4396

7 жыл бұрын

Catalin Marin On a business perspective what's actually stopping them, though? At the end of the day, they're still a business; and businesses do what they do: rake in the moolah.

Oh man! So I am actually obligated to buy whatever is on the ads? Oh man, it really took control of my life.

Adam-“This Happens To All My Friends” Me-“You Have Friends???? XD”

Luckily for me, I don't use any Google websites.

@Patrickpisawesome

7 жыл бұрын

HAHHAHHAHHAHHAH

@nathanbailey7638

7 жыл бұрын

Robert Seyfried Jr. what about KZread

@shawnakay9013

7 жыл бұрын

Is this really epic sarcasm or do you not know who owns the tube

@tzyinccom

7 жыл бұрын

almost every website has Google analytics installed, because it's also a free service for developers ;)

@tzyinccom

7 жыл бұрын

trust me, I'm a Web developer

Google must be like "I'm so tired of looking at porn."🙄

@banh_mi857

4 жыл бұрын

Google: "We have the information for a risk taking homosexual? Do porn ads exist on KZread?

@sunstoneocelot9361

4 жыл бұрын

Jalon Glover my brothers google account be like

@jalonglover4488

4 жыл бұрын

@@banh_mi857 I know you're kidding but yes yes it does.

@jalonglover4488

4 жыл бұрын

@@sunstoneocelot9361 middle schoolers Google account be like.

@spinoplays6703

4 жыл бұрын

@@jalonglover4488 High schoolers: Are we a joke?

5:53 that’s exactly how my last shroom trip went. It was so bad

3:50 is hilarious!!🤣

And ironically, everyone here is watching this video on KZread: a _free_ website

@Ian-bf4yk

7 жыл бұрын

420KeemstarVEVO W I know

@BENcoProdutions

7 жыл бұрын

Not the same, youtube makes most of its money off of its advertisements opposed to information harvesting. Your browsing history here is just sucked into google with everything else.

@Ian-bf4yk

7 жыл бұрын

Ben Woodley exactly

@julsjgreen

7 жыл бұрын

... owned by Google, I might add.

@RobertCollins14

7 жыл бұрын

Hey I pay for youtube... youtube red... I guess that means i'm getting double banged

other people: omg we need to do something me: i wonder if i could buy my own info

@tajjgamer5694

7 жыл бұрын

David Smarjesse xd

@johnpratt7439

7 жыл бұрын

David Smarjesse no but you can sell your own info. Use Brave browser. They essentially hold hostage advertisers' access to you unless you say otherwise, and you can sell access to you. Then cash out, or automatically distribute it in micro payments to websites you use.

@alexwakefield1371

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnpratt7439 nice advertisement.

Thank you, KZread university ☺️ my best years are being spent with you 🥲

I keep getting an ad that literally starts with “Your friends in ___” and I’m not getting any product that tells me it’s stalking me in the first 5 seconds.

Now i understand why companies hate adblock, because we want free services but also want to stop them targeting us with ads therefore freeing ourselves of being the "product" but the fact still remains our information is still tracked and collected

@alexanderhamilton6725

6 жыл бұрын

and? You just heard them say "billions of users" they couldnt process your info personally. Your info is simply run through programs and algorithms to apply to your browsing. It really isnt like they show here, which normally theyre better about not fear mongering, but there isnt some scary guy looking at what you do. Really its just a data program that read what you typed like "I love burgers" then ran it through multiple calculations then slotted your info with a million other people then sold that bundle to fast food and other burger chains. Its not some scary big brother thing.

@Predated1

6 жыл бұрын

Besides, they made a really bad comparison "your interests, your personality, your relationships, your privacy, those things are priceless, but you gave it away for just 12$" You didnt give it away, they are still priceless. Like a company selling the information you gave them about being interested in modeltrains will stop being an interest all of the sudden. All you get is a company trying to make you buy modeltrains from their shop instead of a different one. They buy the info they need. It's not like McDonalds wants to know what kind of car you own. They rather want to know when and where to advertise. If you take a daily scroll through facebook around dinnertime, you're going to end up getting ads from the highest bidder. It's quite simple actually. As for privacy: your data is being collected, by computers, then scanned for certain keywords and keyphrases, by computers, then are compared to your internet behaviour, by computers. Then the same computers make a small file with what you are interested in. Companies buying the info are actually buying in bulk based on interests and only need the names and links to accounts and IP. I'm not afraid of any company untill ads are specifically refering to things I did earlier, like "You think those clothes are too expensive in store X? Click here to get massive discounts."

@Divaad95

6 жыл бұрын

honestly, don't mind being targeted with ads I quite often find clothes I like thanks to them im not a dog that eats because foods is put in front of me though I don't have to buy things I have self control so I really don't see the problem. This is only a problem for idiots.

@ericgriffin5085

6 жыл бұрын

Twisted liziards+ Why, without ads there is no reason to buy other people's information. KFC isn't going to care if you search for cat videos. When the possibility for advertising is removed, your data loses it's value.

@Ezullof

6 жыл бұрын

No you don't. They hate adblock not because it blocks ads, but because it's actually "stoling" the infos they want to gather about you, and probably resells them to that companies. It also lowers the price of ads. Adblock isn't a white knight who came to rescue us. If you really want to escape the Matrix, you need to put more efforts in it.

I for one welcome our google overlords with open arms

@jerma984

7 жыл бұрын

Nuclear Shadowscale Me too They wont kill me now right?

@pjb7350

7 жыл бұрын

FEED ME OVERLORD

@shipwreck9146

7 жыл бұрын

Me too. I would much rather have ads that I'm interested in, than ads that are stupid and annoying. As long as I can watch porn for free, I'm completely fine.

@mechasentai

7 жыл бұрын

+Nuclear Shadowscale No for this level of shait I want better free stuff. Not crappy sites.

@ink1929

7 жыл бұрын

How about you just don't make an account

Omg this made me sob

I’ve been aware of this for some time but honestly I have no problem with people selling my info if I get to have a “free” internet experience.

@gifs_for_the_peasantry

Жыл бұрын

But you can still use it and don't give away your data. So why not?

I thought this was common knowledge.

@charles281

7 жыл бұрын

ironically it makes you pretty ignorant to think people aren't ignorant.

@epicbenstudios

7 жыл бұрын

Charles Ramos Well, I won't be as idealistic anymore.

@entropias_gonos

7 жыл бұрын

But then again, it makes you undoubtable ignorant when your defacto opinion of everyone you meet is that he/she is ignorant.

@LotharOfTheHillPeople

7 жыл бұрын

It is. But since Adam is an insufferable hipster living inside the bubble he thinks he knows more than the general populace.

@Chamelionroses

7 жыл бұрын

Are you addressing me Jordy Schol​ or someone else?

I wanted to hear the bright side.... :(

@dylanfluker

7 жыл бұрын

T H E R E I S N ' T O N E

@jasonmnosaj

7 жыл бұрын

BWAAAAAAA!!! BWAAAAAAAA!!!

@wanderingdude777

7 жыл бұрын

the bright side is a) it's only ads that can have the free will to ignore and b) you have free internet. That's the benefit. Aside from paying for cable and a few pay sites you have access to the biggest search engine, can watch infinite vids, and can keep in touch with friends 24/7. YOU HAVE THE INTERNET

@whogivesadamnforuser

7 жыл бұрын

porn

@Elemental-Phoenix

7 жыл бұрын

Bright Side: You literally have access to almost INFINITE INFORMATION for FREE.

When the product is free, you are the product

5:11 This guy's all like "Is that how imma look in the future?"