called gaylord palms, they said you booked a room there

@Yo-zr3bb

2 ай бұрын

+2

@geckogeico2212

2 ай бұрын

Why did you call gaylord palms? 🤨

@SkrappyQ

2 ай бұрын

They said you’re a regular actually

@plmnrt

2 ай бұрын

@@geckogeico2212 to book a room

@joshuagoldner8380

2 ай бұрын

massive FL +2

RHETORIC (Trivial) - FAILURE: This must be the guy who takes my Starbucks order.

@spaguttu

2 ай бұрын

Perfect

@randominternetuser2

2 ай бұрын

hahah so well done 😂

@willnash7907

2 ай бұрын

Perfect. The whole thing was giving me Disco Elysium vibes.

@thomaslamptonbickham2939

Ай бұрын

The sound played in my head

getting pulled over in public for making a joke like "hey you must be the guy that keep taking my starbucks orders" is like an actual nightmare scenario

@Nthsey

2 ай бұрын

I applaud NL for even bothering with people like that. I feel like I’ll have to slowly regain my faith in humanity and start trying that by the time I’m 35.

@Otzkar

2 ай бұрын

the guy is a streamer.. hes literally dealing with thats stuff on a daily basis@@Nthsey

@beea314

2 ай бұрын

When did he talk about that? I must have missed it in the video

@opossumboyo

2 ай бұрын

@@beea314Starts at 11:15

@DerryckStorm

2 ай бұрын

Lil bro thought he was on the joke boat

Little did he know but he booked the Curb Your Enthusiasm experience all week.

@bugglemagnum6213

2 ай бұрын

the elevator stories are nuts

@Gorbgorbenson

2 ай бұрын

@bugglemagnum6213 the one that got me was the masseuse stroy. His joke not landing with Brian, her but checking him when he lied, and thenher being the one he lied to AGAIN is such a Curb moment lmao

@donet0death240

2 ай бұрын

If this was my first video I’d assume he’s an even balder Canadian Larry David

Joke boat curse follows him IRL 💀

@meowsicle7463

2 ай бұрын

That was it, that was the joke boat

At this point he can write off all these cruises as a work related expense, his occupation being the CEO of yapping

The massage story is WILD. They're really out here 1984ing your ass to sell some oils.

@Dopesaur

2 ай бұрын

People generally understand that workers will try to sell you something additional once, and will accept any excuse on the planet. I would be shaking and screaming if any employee called me on my excuse ONCE. I'd be crying uncontrollably if they did it twice in a row. It's like the very common social anxiety example of a waiter in a restaurant asking "do you want to look at the dessert menu?" and you respond with "Ah, no thanks" "Why not?" I would have absolutely zero idea what I'd do. That's kinda why people feel the need to make an excuse, but no waiter in their right mind would question you if you just said no. Well except that person from NL's massage story

@aykay1468

2 ай бұрын

@@BigStinker_14 bros telling people with social anxiety to just stop being anxious lmao

@ryanclemons1

2 ай бұрын

​@BigStinker_14 you clearly did not have it that bad if you got over it. Remember there are levels to anxiety.

@whyitsmedudeshaha

2 ай бұрын

I no longer have a problem with it, so no one else should have problems with it. I just tend to eat instead of being hungry. It's so simple.@@ryanclemons1

@bugglemagnum6213

2 ай бұрын

name checks out ​@@BigStinker_14

The starbucks orders line is GOLDEN. Major -2 to Bryan for not laughing

@dominoot2652

2 ай бұрын

i agree but I do think i would have been stuck in loading screen for a second if someone said that to me, probably depends on the tone

@TheMightySpurdo

2 ай бұрын

He most likely didn't get it, you either have to be aware of internet humor or regularly go to starbucks to get that joke. If I didn't know the context I would've also been like "what the hell is this guy talking about?".

@scrums4748

2 ай бұрын

@@TheMightySpurdoit’s a boomer level joke you do not have to be on the internet to get it

@TheMightySpurdo

2 ай бұрын

@@GombySprangster never heard of this thing called speaking in full sentences?

@TheMightySpurdo

2 ай бұрын

@@scrums4748 ok young ass, that has nothing to do with the factually correct statement that inside jokes cannot be understood if you don't know the context. Besides I don't know where you live but my local starbucks is filled with people in their 20s, not 80 year old grandpas.

"You know what I'm saying?" "No" +2 had me dying

catch me chilling at Gaylord Palms with the real ones

"Orlando people are actually pretty nice." "Anyways, I thought my Uber would kill me and I was verbally abused"

doing the full "I'm not flaming I'm just saying" rant in an elevator full of people because you can't push the floor button

@andrewadams530

2 ай бұрын

T1 is a real one. Although with biceps the size of his I doubt anyone is getting in his way if he wants to get to the elevator panel

@mydrillasanjay5397

2 ай бұрын

​@@andrewadams530anyone over 5 10 could leapfrog over him with ease

"joke boat irl" lmao

As a server I only heard the “ mine was horrible” joke about 6000 times 😂

38:54 "What do they [chat] say to us?" I wonder to which extent she comprehends that "chat" is a collection of thousands of people watching through the camera.

@ImortalZeus13

2 ай бұрын

We’re ghosts. Voices in the machine.

@KepsStore

2 ай бұрын

thats what the flashlight was for, she was finding the hidden people

@GoldenBeholden

2 ай бұрын

@@KepsStore Luna schizo arc.

@KepsStore

2 ай бұрын

@@GoldenBeholden +2

@jimmyjeff6918

2 ай бұрын

​@@GoldenBeholdenholy +2

NL always needs his dopamine hits after being on vacation for so long

Bryan was a plant hired by the cruise to sell more massages.

Damn one week in the carribean and grandpa is going off!!

@frumpyglint

2 ай бұрын

So this is how canadians really are in their own homes 😂.

this guy is just george costanza if he decided to stream

I agree with Ryan's take that rural people have less patience in large groups, ironically they're the people who are usually slowing it down for everyone else. Because they're breaking the social system to get where they wanna be like 2 minutes faster.

Doesn’t like quips in media, but will quip in real life. Curious.

@TheLibraryofLetourneau

2 ай бұрын

tbf before he had a kid he said he was there opening night on almost every marvel movie release

@jimmyjeff6918

2 ай бұрын

​@@TheLibraryofLetourneau my streamer was batchest but now he's baldlife

@litapd311

2 ай бұрын

​@@TheLibraryofLetourneau he played through midnight suns, NL is a confirmed quip lover

19:20 "You should've held the door open button and looked him in the eyes" Holy, goated comment

This is funny ie the rural vs city people in busy environments. My parents came from the suburbs to celebrate my bday last weekend with me in the big city and we went to a mall in the uptown area of Atlanta. The place is basically always jam packed with people but I got there early and took my time finding parking. When I finally met up with my parents their eyes were glazed over like they went through a bombing run.

11:45 INSANE ANECDOTES of a streamer trying to interact in the real world and getting rejected by society

Gaylord Palms being mention is crazy such a beautiful hotel, my sister glued coins to their walls one time.

Dude got audited by the masseuse I can't

Luna moment: "What did they say to us?" Holyyyy, she knows what chat is?

@IlIlllIIIllIIlIIlII

27 күн бұрын

it's weird to think about (because the World Wide Web didnt exist when I was Luna's age), but I've seen plenty of commercials and other media where a livestream is featured. As a kid I definitely would have been interested in a scrolling wall of text peppered with tiny colorful images, even if I couldn't read it

You'd think Ryan would be used to get no laughs while he's on a ship, from his jackbox sessions

'You know what im sayin?' 'Nope' Holy cow shes too powerful

NL isn't escaping the cruise allegations.

thank you i was starving

The -2 Cruise

For some reason NL saying "two melatonin gummies" has been stuck in my head for the past week

@inigoo

2 ай бұрын

what is that from

@jamesmccomb9525

2 ай бұрын

Mama Liz's Melatonin gummies sleep forever chilli oil

@Adoptulous

2 ай бұрын

​@@jamesmccomb9525it's officially looped around to being hilarious

Joining the disney cruise is a huge debuff for his comedy big norm core crowd they probably only laugh about knock knock jokes if at all they simply cannot take Nl opening the Eight Gates of Filters and letting 0.2second processing delay directors cut HDR Braindrain drizzle you with delight made on the XMP310 QD oled reference monitor they're still on the 1080p flatscreen sdr lcd from 2010

@dhdragon555

2 ай бұрын

+2 for sure, 98% of the people on the boat are as normiecore as you get I guarantee it

@dragonbowrghr5937

2 ай бұрын

Dipped in Mama Lizzie's Chili Oiiiillll

@goldend791

2 ай бұрын

I feel like luna at the end of the video with this bit

@williammitchell6254

2 ай бұрын

Okay maybe I'm closer to them than I thought 😅

NL coming back from a vacation is like Christmas for stories. Always some of the funniest streams.

I’ve had so many days like that, making light corny conversation to get through interactions, and getting nothing but the 5G stare back. I’m my dad now. More than once I went to another town and didn’t know why I felt weird until I realized it was because everyone was being nice to me. I think, maybe, if we all turn up “shooting the shit” by 2 degrees, *big* things could happen….. P.S. all the subtle -2 moments included in this edit were artful

@woutertron

Ай бұрын

You have to realize, the mainstream is into like Adam Sandler movies and funny voices. If anything, making a slightly subtle joke that they can't immediately understand makes them think *you're* dumb.

Charisma as the dump stat being 22 minutes of the video is insane

This WILL effect Lebeon’s legacy

@plethorajenkins5910

2 ай бұрын

W LeBuehon

“Never joke with the trades people” - Johnny Carson

Return of the king

Based Luna at the end

We love our Librarian, don’t we folks?

thought i was about to see baldurs gate 3 AND northern lion - i understand i was foolish

"What are you doing with that flashlight?" "BLIND THE DEMON"

This was the tipping point. This single cruise sent him over the edge to full dad, not ironic dad.

Louisville being just about the same size as Vancouver makes that bit that much more funny

The best thing is, he didn't have to quip at all, but he decided to anyways

There is nothing funnier than being caught out in a white lie (not the bad kind of white lie) immediately. Just someone hit X doubt without a second's thought. There are immediately so many layers and a confrontation because they're also kind of a dick for not giving you the out so it's a guilt trip, but you also did just insult them by lying to their face so now the situation is 100% different than the precipitating event. Also that elevator trick does sometimes work but usually if it's a service elevator or if you have that firefighter key. If you're in an elevator that's stalled at like the first floor you can kind of hijack it by holding the floor button and the closed door button if it was a reserved elevator for someone moving into an apartment for instance.

Great theme for the video.

very thematic outro song, thanks librarian

That ending song holy..

Life is worth living once again

NL pees before getting on a plane so he doesn’t need to go during the flight “like an adult” but can’t get through a two hour movie without “at least two” pee breaks despite drinking soda in both scenarios Make it make sense

35:01 "shes funmaxxing" omg

that masseuse watched too much wolf of wall street

I went to gaylord palms for a veterinarian conference in 2009 or 2010. Well someone in my family was attending the conference i was 12. That place is pretty lit. Super big. Good restaurants. Had a crazy arcade. They had a small zoo type deal in the middle of it. A small waterpark for kids. There was also a wooden ship that was a restaurant. You could even buy disney tickets cheaper there than at the park. I still have a Gaylord Palms coozie and shirt. Besides the funny name that place is great.

Fun fact, legally flight attendants are NOT allowed to tell you to remain seated. They are only allowed to refer to the seatbelt sign being on. This is purely for insurance purposes if you end up getting hurt. You can always take the risk at your own discretion if you feel like the situation warrants it in regards to how badly you have to go.

Now that's relatable.

🫵 rizzless 🫵

i will say, i dont think i can not not act like a pirate when in a pirate costume

NL would be a recurring character in Seinfield

Hes so back

Is this the bits and banter vid just titled differently?

Yooooo the pixiedusting bit was a +2 farm

NorthernLion killing a woman after being thrown onto her by surprisingly bad turbulence when trying to piss: look she should have chosen to sit somewhere else

bahamas is northern caribbean, and us & british virgin islands are eastern caribbean, although there are tons of other islands that form a chain connecting down to south america which tend to call themselves the caribbean despite usually not being lumped in with that classification.

The airlines dont want to tell you things about weather because then they might have to give you a refund

it's crazy to think if I go on a disney cruise there's roughly a 2% chance I'll see the egg himself

"cramped shitty old plane to orlando" mans flying air canada rouge - mistake number one

All i get from this is that if i throw a joke and it doesnt land and i ask "do you get it?", i might get some +2's.

his story about the AI customer support is actually the holiest of tangents I think I just witnessed history

What the fuck man this video resurfaced trauma for me! 😂 heres the story haha: when I was in fifth grade we went on a field trip, in part, to the Kennedy space center. I was one of the only kids over the height limit for the play area. But all of my friends could. so I couldn't go on the big slide but everybody kept going on it over and over again and telling me how good it was 😂😂

The Nascar hat😂😂😂😂😂😂

Fahrenheit 451 audiobook

Calgary mentioned let's go

i know orlando is massive but something about northernlion being in the city i was born in feels crazy

Did they pull him into the massage room with a big crooked cane?

the chat saying lisan al gaib is killing me

Jerry seinfeld wishes he was NL

i was literally in the orlando airport two days ago this is so scary i could have seen him in the wild

This guy is so funny Streets are saying Curb your enthusiasm is based on NL

That massage parlor shit would have me feeling like I'm in a panopticon not a cruise ship, what tf would a masseuse need access to my room order history and schedule for?

Kentucky Mentioned W

He's doing the dad jokes and nobody's perceiving him as a father.

Oh my god, the CRUISE was at fault here, Ryan is absolutely in the clear!!! You’re telling me this many people can’t take the hint or get the joke?! Holy hell dude, I’ve never laughed harder, it’s actually like an episode of Seinfeld istg.

I was not expecting to hear about the gaylord palms 😂😂😂 NL in FL gave me a core memory unlock

was the boat actually his hell, with ironic punishment?

Cruising then going to Gaylord Palms, is it?

北 wallpaper huh

How did no one get his jokes I'd be laughing so hard if he said any of those to me irl

gaming first

I think NL’s riz problem in public is that he doesn’t have a primed audience. We know he’s about to make a bunch of jokes because that’s what we’re here for, but a stranger wouldn’t.

+4 11:30 14:45

Hung up on the AI assitant? Based

the 737 max is real comfy, hate working on them so much tho, fucking shithole military company planes meant to be just empty cargo holds, but the new max is really comfy inside, NOT THE OLD CRASH HEAVY ONES, not that these arent crash heavy but the old ones were SHEESH way more

At least now he can farm +2s to get his rizz back

would rather see tea party than hear him talk

gaylord palms in 2008 was the shit ngl

No NL got me going crazy, but I did get a girlfriend this week-end. Should I stop watching ?

@ScoffMathews

2 ай бұрын

Watch with your girlfriend

@debaronAZK

2 ай бұрын

"sorry babe, can't come over. NL's streaming" ez pz

@shigekax

2 ай бұрын

She lives in another city ... I was more thinking, if I keep not watching, would I keep getting girlfriends ?

@blackbannanas

2 ай бұрын

Bro you got one already, save some for the rest of us

If they start telling us when flights are delayed due to weather, we might start inferring when its not due to that, and start spreading panic with our speculations.

@bandagedboot7173

2 ай бұрын

Nah they just love lying