Information evacuated from annotations that KZread dropped support for in 2019-01-15: 0:25: “Note: If you come across a video or some other article, that claims that there is a way to stop the explosion in this ending, and it involves pressing the numbered buttons in some long sequence, IT IS A HOAX.|Please. Please do not spread a hoax, or you are officially a fool for doing so.” 0:30: “The numbered buttons do not even have a name. All five are anonymous.” 0:38: “These four buttons are called "countdowncatbutXa" where X is 1, 3 or 4.” 0:54: “Two buttons, both called "countdownfrtbut1a".” 1:03: “The console is called "countdown_voltbutton".” 1:17: “Correction: The Failsafe button (called "countdowntoppart2but") is not broken. It does unlock by itself exactly 62 seconds after the On button was pressed. It is not an error in the map design. It still does not prevent the explosion though.” 1:36: “First set: Each of them four are called "countdowncodebut1".” 1:40: “Second set: Each of them four are called "countdowncodebut2". And so on, for the third and fourth sets.” 2:23: “The green buttons, each called "countdowntoppart2but", target an entity called "countdownscreen2r". Such entity does not exist in this map.” 2:32: “The first three of the 18 are called "countdownrobbut1a".” 2:41: “The next eight of the 18 are all called "countdownenrbuta".” 2:55: “Then six buttons that are called "countdowncupbut1a".” 3:10: “One (this one) of the 18 buttons is called "countdowncupbuta". ” 3:16: “These four + two buttons that do nothing are called "countdowntopbuta".” 3:28: “The big red button is called "countdownfrtbut3". ” 3:34: “If you come across a video or some other article that claims that this red button does something particular when 8 seconds of time remains, IT IS A HOAX.|Seriously. I wish I didn’t need to put these obnoxious annotations up.” 4:40: “If you noclip behind those doors, you find that there’s nothing behind. The doors are practically walls, i.e. edges of the map boundaries.”

@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486

3 жыл бұрын

how is the countdown screen called then?🤔

@frozenfiredarknight3764

2 жыл бұрын

@@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486 some timing and commands. like say, if Narrator says This, wait many seconds and then reveal timer. then start the timer from 2:00 to 0:24, then change it to 1:46 and continue the timer. when it hits 00:1, make the screen flash, enable explosion sound, and then fade to black, then restart

@nuggie5522

2 жыл бұрын

wouldnt the amount of combinations in 1:36 be 331776 because its 4! to the power of 4 and not 256

@Bisqwit

2 жыл бұрын

@@nuggie5522You can select one of four, four times. Try mapping it out with just two consoles. It's not too many to list all combinations individually. You are mixing up with another statistical situation.

@nuggie5522

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bisqwit the first console I have 4 options I can choose in any order that is 4! And for the next 3 consoles I have 4 options for each console that can be chosen in a random order that's 4!⁴

"Ya see this button" Me: uh huh, does it have any signifi- "It does nothing either" ...

@ddremdie6653

9 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, this made my day.

@010karl010

9 жыл бұрын

Lol

@seihtsukai9922

9 жыл бұрын

I was in the same fucking way xD !

@DaniXks

9 жыл бұрын

I just found out this guy copied everything from a video I did 1 month before his...I don't know what I should do...

@Bisqwit

9 жыл бұрын

DaniXks "this guy"? For the record, I don't see a single Stanley Parable related video on your channel. EDIT: I see one. Rest assured, this is a completely independent creation.

"Stanley cannot jump and Stanley cannot climb, but I am not Stanley and I am curious" This was ridiculously funny to me and I do not know why.

@Necroskull388

9 жыл бұрын

I think it's the combination of the deadpan delivery and his accent.

@Dragonkrux

9 жыл бұрын

Dagda Mor And also that it's true. :P We play games to pretend we're someone else, but the Stanley Parable loves to reminding you that you're not Stanley.

@cullenkenneth5980

8 жыл бұрын

+Dagda Mor aye

@yungtrash3165

7 жыл бұрын

C

@iluxius8216

7 жыл бұрын

That was a good one! I AM NOT STANLEY I AM MR. CURIOUS

I wish there was a sound file hidden in the game files with the narrator saying that Stanley has defused the bomb. It would confuse the shit out of people.

@BudBonkerson

7 жыл бұрын

Counter-terrorists win.

@yanoslaw

7 жыл бұрын

+Bud Bonkerson (insert lenny face)

@jaredgameplay2054

6 жыл бұрын

Counter-terrorist's win *KA-BOOM*

@tomokokuroki2506

5 жыл бұрын

Given that there's some errors in the map, maybe these buttons originally did something and the dev removed the code and decided on a different ending.

@exactly_518

4 жыл бұрын

I sent you and that csgo reference( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I actually found this interesting. "See this button? It does nothing." "These 6 buttons also do nothing." "Another decoy door." "This button does nothing."

@user-mm5nc2nm5o

3 жыл бұрын

888th like

@sniper9395

3 жыл бұрын

Dude he's lying the Buttons do nothing

@JohnBigOz

3 жыл бұрын

Me showing my prototype when it's due but I haven't actually do anything worthwhile with it.

@link_team3855

7 ай бұрын

same... i was very curious about what the buttons actually did. not much beyond a few screens it seems

"Stanley cannot jump and Stanley cannot climb either. But I am not Stanley and I am curious." THAT WAS THE BEST PART xD

@AaronBowley

7 жыл бұрын

lol agreed!

My Top 5 Things Said In This Video 1. "Stanley cannot jump and Stanley cannot climb, but I am not Stanley and I am curious." 2. "Yes! We are free! We are free... *cough* There's nothing here." 3. "Let's see.. A secret computer display. Which is a decoy." 4. "Oops, I almost forgot. Here are six more buttons that don't do anything." 5. "Yep, it was destined to fail." I love the deadpan tone of voice! For some reason I find these five phrases, combined with Bisqwit's tone of voice hilarious...

@garusten

4 жыл бұрын

are u coughing because of coronavirus?

@wolfgang5o1

4 жыл бұрын

@@garusten of course he had coronavirus 6 years ago!

@novidas1613

4 жыл бұрын

@@wolfgang5o1 Well it's possible. It wouldn't be _COVID-19_ but it's still da rona

I tried to solve this puzzle for so long... Even though the Narrator says there's no solution, I refused to believe it. It just seemed to be too elaborate. There were clearly sections of a puzzle; the four sets of four buttons, the failsafe, the big red button with the three attempts... I was so disappointed to find out there was no solution. And yet... that's what made it tie in perfectly with the rest of the game. This isn't Portal, where you can outsmart the A.I. and prevent them from killing you with neurotoxin (or in this case a bomb). This is The Stanley Parable, where the only way to win the game is by not playing it. As the Female Narrator said, as long as you play the game, you have no real choices. You can think you have an impact on the story, but in reality, the only real choice you have is to quit the game. But then again, this game is way too much fun not to play.

@minifigamer9898

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, not playing for five years is literally an achievement, in essence, we've all been playing the Stanley parable from birth until death, there is no winning move, even the "only winning move is not to play" isn't actually a winning move.

@ethanlivemere1162

2 жыл бұрын

@@minifigamer9898 Oh no! I've been bamboozled! There is no escape!

@EmbeddedWithin

2 жыл бұрын

The “female narrator” is the Creator

@gideonbrown4215

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t help but wonder what would happen if you just stood still.

@garedrodriguez3411

2 жыл бұрын

Its 2:15 in the morning for me and i finally gave up only to find out that there’s no solution :’)

It would be really interesting if that monitor in the catwalks led to a secret ending where the narrator scolds you for cheating and unlocks the unachievable achievement.

@randomname3669

8 жыл бұрын

It would be hilarious if he would take the achievement back after scolding you :D

@DScreamInAnte

8 жыл бұрын

He actually could've. Because you SPOILER ALERT can lose the Achievement achievement anyway the same way you gained it, if I recall correctly.

@tmp64

7 жыл бұрын

Yhere actually is a similar ending. Just type "sv_cheats 1" in the console :D

@yornicusgaming5503

3 жыл бұрын

you can get the unchievable achievement by putting raphael in the console commands

@krasotabella9675

2 жыл бұрын

soooo about that

This guy ACTUALLY went into the code to find out if the things do anything Thank you

"Stanley cannot jump, and Stanley cannot climb either. But I am not Stanley, and I am curious."

@yermanoffthetelly

7 жыл бұрын

brilliant line...sounds almost robotic.

@ShailendraPaliwal

7 жыл бұрын

I am new to this channel. What does he do to get there? What's 'noclip' that's mentioned in the annotations as "if you noclip behind the doors, you'll find they're boundaries of the map"?

@Bisqwit

7 жыл бұрын

I used ent_teleport. But noclip is a cheat in Source games you can use to fly freely through wall around the map. It cannot be used in Stanley Parable because of how it's built, but other Source games can still be used to inspect the map in a circumspect way.

@ShailendraPaliwal

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks. For those who're still clueless I found this steam community post that explains things you can do in the game after opening the console which also describes ent_teleport steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=187552522

@UltraCasualPenguin

2 жыл бұрын

Stanley can jump.

Someone actually thought of using an editor to discover secrets instead of guessing... internet medal to you sir

@Bisqwit

9 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@maksimiljan123

9 жыл бұрын

DaniXks Well it was for using an editor to discover the secrets, I guess he copied it a little bit by doing the exact same general theme.

@johncrozz

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i dont care

@jesper164a

3 жыл бұрын

@@johncrozz I'm gonna say it... I don't care about your comment. OR YOUR ELBOW!

When reading the title of this video I thought to myself; "wouldn't it be funny if it was just a 5 minute long video describing how all of the buttons do absolutely nothing and there isn't really a secret bomb ending?" I was not disappointed. Or, I guess I was, kinda.

@Bisqwit

7 жыл бұрын

If you are disappointed, send me an e-mail within 14 days and I will issue a refund.

@FinBoyXD

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bisqwit What's included in the refund? I didn't really pay for anything, but if there are some juicy stuff, I would like to have one.

@Bisqwit

5 жыл бұрын

@finboyxd All that you paid me for this video.

@theul6775

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bisqwit lmao good one

Thank you for wasting your time, so we don't have to. People don't realize how"honorable" this practice is

@jimmycampbell2260

8 жыл бұрын

lol your comment made me chuckle

@kevindelacruz4127

7 жыл бұрын

Mr Anderson so basically Nostalgia Critic?

@E-102_Gamma

6 жыл бұрын

"""""honorable"""""?

It's 2022 and I thank you for making this video so I keep my sanity from trying to think there is a way to defuse the bomb

The failsafe button fails in its intended purpose of failing

@MegaChickenfish

8 жыл бұрын

+Strat Man It fails at keeping you safe. Exactly as designed.

@shawn.spencer

8 жыл бұрын

No, it succeeds in it's purpose to fail.

@lycanthrochick

8 жыл бұрын

It's designed to safely fail

@ovrbi

7 жыл бұрын

lycanthrochick no that safe if there's a bomb about to explode

@polythenepan

7 жыл бұрын

Strat Man this sentence is a paradox

So, this entire video basically tells us that none of the buttons do anything and none of the doors lead anywhere. IN FIVE MINUTES.

@Bisqwit

9 жыл бұрын

Thrano Incorrect. The buttons do not do nothing. Some of them do do things. It's just that none of those things help Stanley escape.

@ronnyrafoo

9 жыл бұрын

Bisqwit Well played sir. Well played.

@DSFARGEG00

9 жыл бұрын

Bisqwit For what it's worth, I laughed, the video matches the tone of the game rather well.

@MultiMiro1984

8 жыл бұрын

Thrano dude.. it pissed me off!!! I GOT SERIOUSLY LIVID! for real!

@HOGTO1000

8 жыл бұрын

Thrano 2 and a half if you watch at 2 times speed.

what an oddly soothing voice. its as if the narrator of the video is trying to ease you into accepting your inevitable fate.

@ana-claragimenez8044

8 жыл бұрын

yes realy odd hmmm

@jesusmunoz7198

8 жыл бұрын

xD it is, isnt it?

@SS-ng4cb

8 жыл бұрын

it's like life, but not really because you can escape life but not this.

Oh very good video Mr Bisqwit... OR PERHAPS ARE YOU ACTUALLY THE NARRATOR USING A VOICE CHANGER TO MAKE US THINK THERE'S NO ESCAPE?! I'm onto you...

@TheBand234

9 жыл бұрын

That makes so much sense it shouldn't even be legal.

@TheEpicWinner-

9 жыл бұрын

O MY GOD IT ALL MAKES CENCE NOW so much so I cant even spell XDDD I totally get what he is saying o.o

@dafamsid

9 жыл бұрын

And your grammar makes no sense XD

@redactedgamer1975

3 жыл бұрын

SHOW YOURSELF KEVIN!

There IS a way to stop the countdown. Quit the game and start it again.

@thehero8573

9 жыл бұрын

GG

@ioane20blackmage81

9 жыл бұрын

OHHH MAAA GAT. best solution ever

@CrAsHBaNdIcOoT01

9 жыл бұрын

8/8

@3lH4ck3rC0mf0r7

6 жыл бұрын

Genius.

@natthekiwi7074

5 жыл бұрын

The only way to win is to not play at all...

This guy thorougly looked at all options, made sure to explain how he came to his conclusions, warned for spoilers... Everything was so neat! :)

tl;dr Every button is useless, every possible exit is either fake or cannot be opened.

Here he shows you that these buttons do not do anything at all. But what about this one? Nope, it is destined to fail.

HA! I KNEW IT! There is no way to solve the puzzle! Thank you, man, now I can get some sleep. :)

@jakeadnams

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaha

Many other people have already said it, but your accent made this so much more entertaining.

I thought it was very interesting when you were explaining how you were not Stanley and proceded to go to the top of the map. Really got me thinking, what if they did put a normally unreachable button to exit the room, or really, any room for that matter. It would be mind numbing to find out there would be more possibilites and branches in paths when you go outside the set game boundries.

@jestintaylor4676

10 жыл бұрын

My mind... Has been blown.

@powerbomb138

10 жыл бұрын

People have literally scoured the Games files to find any extra voice files or anything pertaining to a secret ending such as that, and nothing was found. The Reddit posts saying theres still a final secret to be found is just the Dev's being trolls XD

4:22 "more doors" One does not simply

@Bisqwit

9 жыл бұрын

walk into more doors? Turns out Google search finds plenty of jokes made of this sentence.

Woah, your voice! Are you G-Man?

@corruptedmaterial5582

10 жыл бұрын

Rise and shine, Mr. Stanley Rii-ise and shine...

@Bisqwit

10 жыл бұрын

I have honestly hard time understanding how anyone would make that association...

@corruptedmaterial5582

10 жыл бұрын

it's not your voice but how you talk. It's kinda cool

@MrModez

10 жыл бұрын

CorruptedMaterial Indeed, it's sounds cool. I didn't wanted to offend Bisqwit, sorry if I did.

@Bisqwit

10 жыл бұрын

MrModez :3 Not at all. Thanks for the compliment, though odd.

Your voice works so well with this explanation! I love it

I love how this is just a really elongated version of "Yeah, you can't escape, everything is useless and a decoy to try and trick you into thinking you might be able to escape, but you can't, have a nice day, fuck off" He even sounds dead inside this entire video xD

1:24 "Failsafe Failure" LOL

People here trying to say that there's a escape. No, there is not. You choose to activate the Mind Control Facility, now you'll have to face it. This game is not like Portal, that you can solve puzzles. There's no puzzle. It's about making choices. You can choose to live or die, it's simple. Ok, you died one time, you're going to try again, pressing the button to activate the bomb, to find a away to "survive". Well, if you want to survive, why don't you just deactivate the machine at the beginning? It's simple, you can choose. At the end of the bomb timer, the narrator says: "Will you cling desperately to your frail life, or will you let it go peacefully? Another choice! Make it count." You choose to die, now face it, let it go, peacefully. Or you can just restart the game, or quit. That is the only way.

"Stanley cannot jump and Stanley cannot climb, but I am not Stanley, and I am curious." But Stanley can climb. Other than that, I had a good kick out of this comment.

@Bisqwit

9 жыл бұрын

There just aren't ladders in the remake.

@bishubi

9 жыл бұрын

Well, yes. But there are ladders in the generator room of the old Source port.

Someone should mod the game so there is some way to stop the bomb and infuriate the narrator more

@LucasL512

8 жыл бұрын

You'd need the narrator to record actual dialogue for that, so that's never going to happen

@thunderstudent

8 жыл бұрын

Or you could recycle other lines.

@TheBoxOfCreativity

8 жыл бұрын

+Lucas Lambregtse or get someone else to do them

@kalukalu3322

8 жыл бұрын

+thunderstudent I never knew how much I wanted this until now

@hellotherelolol

8 жыл бұрын

+Lucas Lambregtse The narrator is actually really easy to get a hold of

quincy29125, the accursed Google+-KZread frankenstein monster does not let me reply directly to your comments for some reason, so I hope you see my reply here. No, I do not know how to get the impossible achievement aside from using the _u console command. None of the maps, including the hidden maps, seem to include a trigger for that command. Regarding the charge monitor going up, I don't know what you saw. The charge monitors are called "countdowntopscreen2", and the only two situations where those screens change are when you hit the failsafe button (the screens flash through various things), and when the global timer elapses 233 seconds after pressing the On button, at which point the monitors show the text "Good bye employee 427".

@quincy29125

10 жыл бұрын

so i just have to type _u in the console?

@quincy29125

10 жыл бұрын

i tried it it doesn't work, how did you noclip?

@quincy29125

10 жыл бұрын

Hey i found out how to get the unachievable achievement it's here wwwxthemutegamerxcom/guide/the-stanley-parable/unachievable-achievement/

@Bisqwit

10 жыл бұрын

The game prevents typing _u directly from the console, much like it does with tsp_reload. I have not tried it, but I would presume it will allow it if bounced through a command object, such as: ent_fire cmd command _u This would be much simpler than trying to work with the ~ problem.

@RocketPropelledGamer

9 жыл бұрын

Did you check the museum ending map for anything else? I'm asking because in the museum map there is a countdown desk for the countdown ending, so you might find something on that

It’s interesting how much detail the developers put into this one room. What really surprised me was the catwalk at the top - there’s no way to see the doors without cheats, yet they’re still there.

3:55 "But I am not Stanley, and I am cuuuurious." Dude I swear to god your accent is the best thing ever.

There is exactly one way to escape this ending without dying. It involves a button on the keyboard marked "esc".

Your completely calm voice talking over [the narrator gleefully anticipating your panic] is hilarious.

You, my good sir, must have a lot of experience in self-control (I've been reading the comments... goodness, if we knew how to prevent people from behaving like that, the world would be amazing). I applaud you.

@Bisqwit

9 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I try to answer the sometimes slightly discourteous, blunt and rude questions in deadpan serious and polite manner. While it is disputable whether that kind of communication qualifies as art, I believe it works as comedy at least. A way to turn a nasty situation into a pleasant one.

Sure, the buttons can't stop the explosion. But what a way to go, surrounded by buttons, pushing buttons, ah.. buttons...

@Bisqwit

8 жыл бұрын

+SquareWaveHeaven The only difference to the Buttons ending is that there's a _dead_line to this ending.

I spent several hours making a fully labeled hand-drawn top-down diagram of the room, I listed out all the "clue messages" and the images that accompany them. I labeled the diagram buttons by color and symbol, and then used it to try and form a button "order" to figure out what each colored button's "name" is.... Finally, I said - forget it, I'll cave and look it up. What an amazing game that only after seeing someone break apart the code do I believe it's not possible. Bless you, haha!

@Bisqwit

5 ай бұрын

Thank you! That was interesting to read. Mind you, if you play the Ultra Deluxe version, I have heard that it is in fact somehow possible to do some things that I said in this video they are not possible. I haven’t played Ultra Deluxe, so I don’t know to what extent it is different now.

Thanks for putting this together and doing a thorough job of it too. I tried a few times to figure out the puzzle in this room, but like most things in the game, it's all about subverting your expectations.

Excellent video,dude! Thank you for clearing things out

Well, obviously, to get a door open with a red glowing circle above it, you have to scream loud enough to activate it.

Thanks, Bisqwit for this video explaining all the possible, even hacked solutions to this room, and now I realize it is not possible to stop the explosion, no matter what.

@exsosus5002

9 жыл бұрын

Re-comment! This is a scam video!

@exsosus5002

9 жыл бұрын

No way to end this explosion! :) This vid is a joke. Enjoy watching, but only to laugh.

This was really informational and cool! Thanks for this.

thank you! i spent quite a few hours and many pages in my notebook trying to figure this all out. it's a relief to no longer feel like i must be missing something, if i only tried this variation, that one, just as the narrator says haha. great game.

Man telling you about buttons and that they do nothing: the video I had a good giggle anyway

this really claers up people saying "OMG THERES A WAY TO STOP THE BOMB" no. no there is not. stanley is screwed. thanks for making it c:

this video was art! beautifully done sir

If you have an open doors command active and you open the red double doors at the top of the stairs before choosing to turn the mind control on or off, it closes the doors to the mind control switch, not allowing you to progress.

i can't believe i spent 2 hours trying to solve this lol, i could have sworn once i try the charge went up by 1

Thesis statements: They let your audience know what the point of your video is.

@Bisqwit

8 жыл бұрын

+Annie Trinity Not sure what the point of your comment is though! Is it a reply to something? Was there a term 'thesis statement' used somewhere? Or was such a thing missing in my video? I don't get it.

@annietrinity1833

8 жыл бұрын

The third one. This video is funny, but if I had known it was just confirming there is no way to stop the bomb, something I already knew, I wouldn't have sat through the whole thing. I just kind of wished the guy had said "I've gone through the code and there's no way to stop the bomb" at the beginning.

@Bisqwit

8 жыл бұрын

+Annie Trinity What's the fun in following research, if you jump straight to the conclusions?

@annietrinity1833

8 жыл бұрын

Bisqwit I dunno, ask your professor.

@Bisqwit

8 жыл бұрын

But what if I am my own professor?

Great video! Mood is astoundingly fitting

Thanks, nice vid and explanations. Good job mate.

"It opens not either." - best line! Normally id say there has to be a possibility to stop the nuke, but not in this game.

How to sum this up? You hit the yes button? So you're screwed ^^

brilliant video, your tone and timing match the game perfectly :) of course, the results of your exploration do too...

@Bisqwit

10 жыл бұрын

Thank you! It was not unintentional to match them.

I love the singsong voice you use when explaining that the umpteenth set of buttons does nothing. It's like you take an almost perverse joy in crushing hopes and dreams. Well done.

@Bisqwit

9 жыл бұрын

SirHimerik Thank you! Now that you say it, I think you might be onto something. But trust me that's just to fit the theme of this game, not a general sign of my personality. :-)

Nice work! That's how analysis should be made.

@Bisqwit

10 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

Your voice is awesome!

Great video man. Your English is great by the way, keep up the good work!

Thank you so much for clarify any possibility that I had and that I would have.

It would've been quicker to make a four-second video with "You're Fucked" in big bold letters displayed dead center of the screen.

@Bisqwit

9 жыл бұрын

Maybe, but it would convince nobody. Nobody would even watch it. I know I wouldn't.

@SupaKoopaKid64

9 жыл бұрын

Bisqwit I know, I was just making a joke. In all seriousness, though, it's a lot smarter to investigate rather than assume, and your video does just that. I've only seen playthroughs of the game, courtesy of Markiplier, but I do appreciate that you would go to these lengths to directly show people what would happen if they tried anything, even if nothing does happen. It must have taken a lot of patience.

I still keep beliving the escape pod was designed for the bomb ending....

Awesome video, very insightful.

It was very smart of them to put those buttons there. I wasted so much time in that room, trying to find a solution. Thanks for posting this.

I really wish there was a way to solve this puzzle.

@Bisqwit

8 жыл бұрын

+MrPinbert That's the point. There is no puzzle. There is just the inevitable big BOOM as poor Stanley gets blown into confetti of bone shrapnel, along with everything else in half a kilometer radius.

@SS-ng4cb

8 жыл бұрын

how about makign a mod so it can get solved?

@DeffKyoshi

8 жыл бұрын

there is a solution. you have the press the white buttons in a certain order

@Bisqwit

8 жыл бұрын

I can't help it, if you don't read annotations or video descriptions.

Wow, i was searching if you could escape that bomb room in stanley's parable and found this video. Then i was like "hmm the guy sounds like bisqwit". Than after video was finished i looked at the author, and ... :D

@Bisqwit

10 жыл бұрын

How nice that you can recognize me by voice :-) Even nicer if I knew who you are. But yeah, I do so many different things that you can run into me in many different contexts.

Thank you very much. This helped a lot!

Glad I only tried three different times before deciding if i should look it up. Thanks for the video, though somehow i figured this was going to be the outcome. There are a lot of buttons in that orom.

The broom closet is the best ending XD

@redactedgamer1975

3 жыл бұрын

BISQUIT PLZ DO VIDEO ON BROOM CLOSET ENDING SECRETS.

so guess what.. matpat you cant do it XD

Thank you so much. I was mapping out the room and trying to figure out if there way to shut it down or escape through that door. About 2 hours later I gave up and decided to look for help.

@OnPoin1

7 жыл бұрын

luckily I wasted "only" one hour to figure out the code before looking for help...

I came for secrets but stayed for bisqwit's voice

wow i mean really, how can people say he didnt show secrets or didnt do what title says or complain about someones tone or language, jesus people he hacked the damn thing, showed everything nice and slowly, did it in a language 50-70% of the world uses and did it pretty damn well.. wtf peeps throw a guy a bone huh? you know damn well if he just said it has no ending everyone would fraking complain it was to short and you didnt show it. i for one thank you, no more feaking running around having a heart attack trying to not die again, and again, and again, lol

That was very interesting! I had no idea that room was programmed like that. The one secret you found way up high was pretty cool, too. I kind of wish the programming team had done something fun to punish/reward people using console commands though. That would've been great! And as a sidenote, I really like your voice.

@Bisqwit

10 жыл бұрын

Thanks Joseph Collins! They did punish people for using the sv_cheats command, but not the other commands. Not being able to use sv_cheats in the standard game almost prevented me from publishing this video at all (for recording the demo requires the use of the host_framerate command, that is barricaded behind the prohibited sv_cheats setting), but I managed to do that eventually by tampering enough with the demo version.

You are a real MVP and your voice is so soothing

@Bisqwit

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

thank you for pressing all of the buttons for me very kind of you

*I liked the part when the buttons were useless*

Why does this guy's voice delivery remind me of GlaDOS?

@Bisqwit

8 жыл бұрын

Ricardo Martin Because I come from a language background you don't recognize, and thus my accent is alien to you, and you've played Portal a lot. Your brain associates the unfamiliar accent with whatever sound it happens to remind you most, and GLaDOS has a big spot on your memory pool of sounds to choose from. It also helps that this game is based on Portal 2 engine and most of its graphical assets come from Portal 2, further influencing the way your memory works.

@Floymin

8 жыл бұрын

Bisqwit Wow. Add some sardonic humor to that drivel and you could be her twin! Are you the voice-over actor for GlaDOS in whatever country your native language is?

@Bisqwit

8 жыл бұрын

With some 5-6 million speakers, Finnish is unfortunately usually not seen as an important language to dub for, and Finns are pretty happy with subtitles. Such is also the case for all of Valve's games, including the Portal series. Thank you for the sentiment. Sardonic humor is unfortunately not my forte.

very nicely done :)

This made me laugh pretty hard. I had already reached this conclusion since the narrator more or less tells you you can't escape outright. Still to hear in such detail about all the red herrings in such a tone of voice is hilarious. Nice work.

Thank you for this video. It has proven that it's the room that is flawed rather than my combinatorial calculus abilities.

@Johndoe-nb2sm

9 жыл бұрын

No it's a moral you can't get out of every situation you come across even if you have hope there's not always a failsafe.

@DaniXks

9 жыл бұрын

except I said that in a video I did 1 month before this one...he copied it and I just realised

@Bisqwit

9 жыл бұрын

DaniXks Sorry to disappoint you, but it really does happen that people make videos about same topics. I had no idea about your video until now. I'm sorry if you feel it's unjust that this one has got more views. That's just how Internet works. Viewerships are random. And if you really insist that I copied your video, watching the beginning of my video carefully, as well as reading the annotations, should reveal that there really was an independent process of studying the map file that motivated making this video.

@Harpeia

9 жыл бұрын

lord vegeta DaniXks Bisqwit Why are you replying to my comment though?

@DaniXks

9 жыл бұрын

I don't know what to believe right now. I know it can happen and I understand that might be just be a coincidence but I'm just a bit mad because of the views, that's all. Glad you got so many from it. nicely done... :) Anyways, it's been 1 year, so I think it's too late for anything right now. I'm sorry too If I annoyed you.

You sound finnish, are you from Finland?

@Bisqwit

10 жыл бұрын

Indeed I am. It is not often that someone guesses correctly.

@skyguard1an

10 жыл бұрын

Bisqwit its cool that ur from finnland you finnish people are pretty amazing in making scary tv shows i should know i watched the moomins as a kid i am still scarred for life after first meeting the groke as a 7 year old boy sorry if this comment is realy random :p

@wie3zelgamingftw629

9 жыл бұрын

Bisqwit eYYA am fron Finland too :)

I enjoyed this video very mutch

This is great!

What if you do the sv_cheats 1?

@Bisqwit

10 жыл бұрын

If the command "sv_cheats 1" is entered, the game server automatically executes the command "map seriousroom" and disregards the sv_cheats.

@chaoticgrapefruit

10 жыл бұрын

Bisqwit No, I mean if you are in the bomb room.

@Bisqwit

10 жыл бұрын

chaoticgrapefruit It still happens. The game immediately switches into the seriousroom map and the cheats will not be activated. It is disputable whether this counts as escaping the detonation though! For you could also do e.g. "map redstair" to jump to the escape pod ending; similarly "escaping" the detonation.

Yes we are free we are free *cough* there's nothing here

Absolutely beautiful.

i always was curious..thx!

You're Finnish? Honestly couldn't tell.. I notice a foreign accent, but otherwise your english is very good.

@Bisqwit

10 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I train nearly every day. If I was a lot younger and lived in e.g. USA or UK, maybe I would learn the natural way to pronounce English faster. Mine is just an imitation, but getting there.

nice 666 likes you got there satan...

@Bisqwit

10 жыл бұрын

Says 671 here.

@thetimelords911

10 жыл бұрын

it said 666 for me :3

@someweeb3650

9 жыл бұрын

Dante Bettencourt for me its 871 :/

@thetimelords911

9 жыл бұрын

i am epicness guess its risen a little since ive posted that comment :P

@sliingshotded4627

9 жыл бұрын

Satan doesn't exist. Like any god.

Thank you for saving me a lot of time, otherwise I would have tried to solve the puzzle for way to long

Nice, looking into the map entities is a smart move. Piecing it all together can be tricky, but it can be done. It's just like a scripting language. Nice work.

Very informative, very sadening.

i fell for one of those defuse things now i noticed it was the dialog for if you see the mind control early

Great Video, you are awesome! :)

thanks bro. well done