Chapo Slap House.

@onlyusernameleft2

Жыл бұрын

Slapo slap house

@jingbot1071

Жыл бұрын

Chappy Slappy Happy

@bitteralmonds666

Жыл бұрын

SLAPPO CHOP HOUSE 🧉🦄

@John_Malka-tits

Жыл бұрын

So good makes you slap yo gramsmouth

@user-rp1rk8ku9u

Жыл бұрын

Trapo chap house

So Matt watches every episode of SNL and every Oscar ceremony? He's into some kind of television based sadomasochism and we're here for it.

@chetkayeable

Жыл бұрын

Matt has admitted an SNL addiction where he hate watches every show.

@rf3471

Жыл бұрын

Yeah unfortunately someone has to watch that crap SNL has long ago failed whereas In Living Color and Mad TV picked up the reins from them and did a far better job shame that they're gone and that piece of trash is there still

Will would revive his reputation if he slapped Kanye right now.

A slap is the proper aristocratic response to an insult to one’s honor or, especially, to the honor of one’s wife. The notion of one leading citizen slapping another leading citizen for insulting his wife would have been seen as perfectly reasonable in pre-Civil War America. The last famous duel in U.S. history was fought in 1859 in San Francisco when anti-slavery U.S. Senator David Broderick was shot dead by the pro-slavery former California Supreme Court chief justice David Terry at what is now said to be the 7th hole at the San Francisco Golf Club. But that was a long time ago. In Hollywood history, lots of famous white guys have struck each other. For instance, at a 1945 party at David O. Selznick’s estate, Errol Flynn and John Huston, both sweet on the late Olivia De Havilland (1916-2020), famously wailed on each other. On the other hand, most of the famous feuds in white Hollywood came to blows off-camera.

Chris Rock deserved the slap for making a joke that would have been less than mediocre even if the movie he was referencing wasn't 26 YEARS OLD

Man, as a dude eho grew up around a bunch of Turkish dudes... Perfect Ottoman Slap! Timing, Technique, Force? Just a Slap of Beauty

Will was like, "No way I'm putting on the dress again, what else you got?"

Slapo Trap House.

Big example of reality following Satire. I've got the Oscar Fever - hope you've got it too

Celebs do a lot worse than a slap

Don't care that it's already been said, since it was my first thought reading the title I have to CHAPO SLAP HOUSE

comedy would considerably improve if comedians got smacked every time they told a bad joke

@jingbot1071

Жыл бұрын

Stephen Crowder would be dead, so I approve of this idea.

Love how Will Smith has talked about all the many, many celebrities who have called him every day to make sure he is OK and help him thru this difficult time.....that he completely brought upon himself and has obviously not used to grow or learn.

Bring the jobs back to dagger court.

Being able to take a joke, especially one as minor as Rock's is just about the most basic measure of maturity you can imagine. Kindergarten children hit each other when they hurl similarly minor insults, forgiving them and understanding that THEY'RE CHILDREN is expected. Justifying why adults should be allowed to act like children is really just a reflection of how incredibly bankrupt this culture.

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?! 🧉🦄

I heard that will smith slapped Chris rock..

will smith slap chris rock?

@brockcheinz

Жыл бұрын

Fucked up if true

@freakyzed8467

Жыл бұрын

Fake News

Thanks, Chapo, for giving some perspective here.

Wish we'ed daggers in the open. Just something to complement my belt and dark wash denim.

All that hysteria!

"That rolling pin look" Lol, Matt, wtf. Also, those three celebs have been around Hollywood for 30 years. I’m guessing it wasn’t just about that one joke.

Neat. Guess I'm the first comment this morning.

Meow.

I punched my wife's new boyfriend a few years ago, just a simple gentleman's punch to let him know he crossed a line. The State made sure I understood that they have absolute monopoly on violence, but I ain't rich famous or powerful.

@freakyzed8467

Жыл бұрын

Shouldn't have hit another man. In Tenessee you can only punch your wife, not her many, many boyfriends.

@TennesseeJed

Жыл бұрын

@@freakyzed8467 gah, I so wish I was smarter!

@freakyzed8467

Жыл бұрын

@@TennesseeJed it's OK. Us Northernern liberals have years more experience with punching family. We know the proper etiquette.

@willknowsright9615

Жыл бұрын

Hell ya dude

If a white dude slapped Chris, Gay would demand the death penalty.

@laughingoctopus6550

11 ай бұрын

As she should

I am trying to hold space for sausages and chips. This is just the suggestible idiocy of magazine and culture comment column writers. They're just taking a position to take a position, and next week or next year they'll write the exact opposite in response to some other celebrity bullshit. No-one gives a shit what they think or feel in reality. Or what I think or feel, of course. Which is fair.

@oscarg2692

Жыл бұрын

George Orwell sucks

The ratings for the Oscars sucks because their nominees tend to be movies that the Academy votes for to let people know how smart and cultured they are. Over the last ten years (2014-2023), I know people who actually liked two of those movies (Everything Everywhere and Spotlight) and I don't know anyone who's seen six of them. After 12 Years a Slave won, half of the people who voted for it admitted that they hadn't even seen it and, be honest, would Spotlight have won if it hadn't been about "bringing down" the Catholic Church?

@tonywords6713

15 күн бұрын

Twelve Years a Slave is a phenomenal film stfu. And yeah i saw it opening week in theatres way before the oscars buzz, i love all of steve mcqueens stuff (except Widows)

To be fair to will Smith and Chris Rock. It was an open palm face slap. Both men are going to be ok. Chris wasn't arrested for talking. The state didn't see him commit a speech crime because the state can't arrest you for speeching your words you say. If Chris shot a gun for no reason. The state would independently arrest him. Will Smith isn't allowed to physically touch another person without them being good with it. Its why hugs, boxing, mma, and pats on the back or handshakes are all legal. Because each recipient of the touching are allowing it. Absolutely most people do not!! Touch someone that says no to a touch. Im not a hugger. If im not a hugging person sometimes. I guarantee you that most people return that respect to you. People react, say, you don't want a hug. But they don't hug you. They say it. But they absolutely don't do it. Will Smith has billions and he had to deal with a mediocre bad dumb joke. Take a ribbing every once and a while. Your not MIB Jesus