(RIDE PORTION RECORDED WITH PERMISSION)
Join the Simpsons on a highly WILD adventure over Springfield! But beware the naughty Sideshow Bob!
Thank you, Simpsons Ride: Krustyland Katastrophe, for 15 years of fun and excitement on this upsy-downsy-spins-aroundsy-teen-operated thrill ride!
The ride portion was filmed with permission when I had the pod to myself once earlier this year, a friend of mine decided to let me film on that day.
Simpsons ride plot:
Once upon a time, the Simpsons invite you to a joyride at Krustyland! As you board your vehicle, you will find Jeremy Freeman on TV! He says that you are with him, and to keep the screams down. If he doesn’t get a C on his math test, he be expelled from the audio club. Moments later Sideshow Bob cuts off the feed, and then says that he takes over Krustyland. He then switches the ride system from thrill to kill. The vehicle than lifts out of the room. Once you make it to the top of the coaster, you find The Simpsons in front of you. Bob says that you will die (just a joke!) but the Simpsons are bumped downhill. Then you zoom down next. Homer stands up on the vehicle to show sideshow Bob who is boss! “HOMIE THEY SAID TO STAY SEATED!” says Marge. Homer then gets pushed by the wrecking ball than flies onto the track again. Homer then runs away from the ball that is rolling towards him. (Indiana Jones Easter egg!) He then wails for help. Meanwhile after flying off the coaster, you crash into “Happy Little elves in Panda land”. Bart and Lisa already are in there, and Sideshow Bob breaks in with his Demonic Panda Bot! He then pushes the guests backwards causing the vehicle to plummet into “Captain Dinosaur’s Pirate Rip-off”. (Pirates Of The Caribbean Easter Egg) You’ll find Homer and Marge on one of the boats. We then dive down a waterfall and then you find Sideshow Bob on the waterfall hologram in front. He says to resist every temptation. As you pass the waterfall, water effects will spray on you. Homer forces the beer off one of the animatronics, wondering what beer did to people. The fallout of the beer causes a chain reaction and ride malfunction. You then follow Homer and Marge out of an exit down to “Krusty’s Wet and Smoky Stunt Show”. Sideshow Bob appears again with his Demonic Panda Bot. Lisa then hitches a ride on the whale and a rope lassoes the vehicle. The exit sign then blows up, which causes you to take an alternate route. As you fly off a ramp, we all crash into the back of the stadium. Sideshow Bob cuts the floorboards, showing a hole down to the Earth’s Core. Luckily, 50 feet tall Maggie arrives! She knocks the Demonic Panda Bot and grabs Bob, unluckily banging the riders into the hole. Luckily, Prof. Frink tugs you out and takes you for a flight to stop Bob! Bob says that Maggie must destroy Springfield in order to get the pacifier. As you pass Lard Lad Donuts and circle around Maggie, she wiggles Sideshow Bob off along with her pacifier. Maggie puts YOU in her mouth thinking your car is a pacifier. While Maggie is sucking on you, the smell of baby powder is released. As she spits you out, water effects spray again, and you are slingshotted on a telephone pole from Duff Beer to the Simpsons house. As you enter, the couch quickly is converted to Krusty’s death drop, with Kang and Kodos on top, saying that all rides end near the gift shop. Then you dive down, and get an automatic picture taken, then you land back to the Krustyland entrance. Sideshow Bob says he’s got five seconds left to kill someone. The couch lands on bob. Then the Simpsons land with it. Maggie then knocks down the Krustyland facade and the vehicle lowers back into the room. In Florida’s version, when the ride is over, Krusty is in HQ, and pushes an emergency button, causing the vehicle to buzz/vibrate. And in California’s version, when the ride is over, Krusty is in HQ, and takes a photo of the guests. And the Simpsons live happily ever after!
The end!
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