In Scotland we have a saying. There's more fun at a Catholic funeral than a Protestant wedding.

@catie7466

11 ай бұрын

so true lol at my irish catholic grandpa's funeral party we were taking shots and dancing for hours

@georgefuentes4112

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@ShadowWizard5757

11 ай бұрын

​@@anglohistorian1463Anglican goober detected.

@anglohistorian1463

11 ай бұрын

@@ShadowWizard5757 Anglicanism still better than the Catholicucks.

@upsetpringle8353

11 ай бұрын

​@@anglohistorian1463John Knox can suck our Highland cocks.

As an Irish man I would like to say I can’t wait to meet my Italian and Mexican brothers

@dariog36th

3 жыл бұрын

Wonder if every now and then we can go and throw molotov cocktails at protestant heaven. .

@fiddleback1568

3 жыл бұрын

Come to the USA and you would meet both.

@brianhannon4609

3 жыл бұрын

@@fiddleback1568 well from my view the USA seems close

@Ackerman673

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the help in 1846 tho yall our brothers.

@brianhannon4609

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ackerman673 🤝🤝

As an Irish Catholic I approve of the way they portray Catholic heaven as it looks like a blast.

@highhoper1143

8 ай бұрын

As a Mexican Catholic, I approve as well, hope we both make it to heaven and do this.

@coolscorpion.2234

8 ай бұрын

@@highhoper1143 agreed

@coolfunnymanbobux8724

8 ай бұрын

Fenian bastard

@aclark903

8 ай бұрын

@@highhoper1143Kissing tho- I thought the Pope said no sex in heaven..

@highhoper1143

8 ай бұрын

@@aclark903the bible never say anything whether you can have sex or not, Idk if you mishear or not but if you believe that, then the pope lied, which is a sin of bearing false witness, even if its a white lie.

It's quite wholesome how marge still imagines catholics as getting into heaven, just a different heaven

@ChristisKing229

9 ай бұрын

Protestants believe in salvation through faith alone, why would she not? It's really hard not to sound pretentious online.

@bewilderbeestie

9 ай бұрын

​@@ChristisKing229 Protestantism is a huge spectrum, and some of the more hardcore fire-and-brimstone sects still consider catholicism to be pure idolatry, and not really Christian at all. There's a great quotation from Dorothy Sayers' _The Nine Tailors_ from the 1920s: "You have to ring the passing-bell for everyone that dies in the parish, don't you, whoever they are?" "Yes, dissenter and church alike. That was laid down by old Sir Martin Thorpe, your great-great-grandfather, when he left the money for the bell-fund. 'Every Christian soul' was the words in his will. Why, we even had to ring for that woman as lived up the Long Drove, as was a Roman Catholic. Old Hezekiah was rare put out."

@LioTangg

9 ай бұрын

@@ChristisKing229 A lot of Evangelists genuinely believe catholics aren't true christians and won't go to heaven

@jasminelav.332

9 ай бұрын

@@LioTangg We don’t to or about those people.

@skitidet4302

9 ай бұрын

Well looking at the absolute state we have allowed our nations to fall to, it's a safe bet that no Christians except for maybe eastern European ones, will be going to heaven. The fact that we have basically allowed every western city to be like Sodom ever since the 60s really should tell you what God thinks about us. So unless you are like Lot, I would not count on you being the one person being saved.

The fact that Bart managed to make it into Heaven at all is nothing short of a miracle.

@danilima6970

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah Marge should focus on that part.

@johnphillips4776

2 жыл бұрын

I guess God shortened the quota to "having had a pulse before death" 😂

@cowsquidman5679

2 жыл бұрын

All children go to heaven, bro.

@Pipkiablo

2 жыл бұрын

@@cowsquidman5679 Bart's old enough to understand consequences by now. I'd think God would hold him to a higher standard than Maggie.

@johnphillips4776

2 жыл бұрын

@@cowsquidman5679 No children* you mean Jk

As a Mexican, I’m truthfully excited to Irish dance in heaven after a good pasta. Thank you.

@hus390

2 жыл бұрын

Mexico was ruined by Catholicism.

@Soyuzuuu

2 жыл бұрын

@@hus390 Sure and I ruined your mother Mexico wouldn’t be Mexico culturally without being introduced to Catholicism via colonization which was already there before Mexican gained independence

@diegoenriquemarquezhermosi2994

2 жыл бұрын

@@hus390 as long as we can tell, Mexico advanced culturally thanks to catholicism, for example we had human sacrifices before they arrived.

@markrichards6863

2 жыл бұрын

Irish dancing, Mexican food, Italian music, French pastry, with an abundance of beautiful Brazilian people. Now that's heaven.

@ilcastilho

2 жыл бұрын

Do brazilians have a place there too? It would be great to see our brothers and sisters.

"In Catholicism, the drink, the cigar, and the cross can be together." - G.K. Chesterton

@LastThankG0DfreeAtLast

8 ай бұрын

Dude promoted a whole economic system proposed by the Pope to counter both Marxist and capitalist ideologies in favor of a more moral system called distributism and people were like nah. Smh

@maurokerlynogueira2969

7 ай бұрын

@@LastThankG0DfreeAtLast Really. Sad but it's truth. 🥺

@jdotoz

7 ай бұрын

"Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine, there is always laughter and good red wine."

@theharshtruthoutthere

7 ай бұрын

@@jdotoz to Catholics: YOU ARE IN A DEAD RELIGION! Mother Mary is dead and among the dead, worship not the dead neither demons. Soul, REPENT. you are in dark, influenced by evil, as you sound to disturb the dead. Only CHRIST JESUS raise from the dead and LIVES again and forever. Seek CHRIST, leave Mary alone.

@sturmgewehr4471

5 ай бұрын

He was not an economist, he was a theologian. A good theologian doesn't mean a good economist​@@LastThankG0DfreeAtLast

As an Italian I am disappointed that nobody mentions our Polish Catholic brothers!

@EminencePhront

Жыл бұрын

They forgot to mention the WASPs’ Scots-Irish brothers over in Protestant Heaven’s trailer park.

@aurea.

Жыл бұрын

Ciao, thank you 😁 🇵🇱

@Northerner-NotADoctor

8 ай бұрын

Poles just melted into the Irish party.

@anonymous-hz2un

8 ай бұрын

What do they have to do with anything??

@Northerner-NotADoctor

8 ай бұрын

@@anonymous-hz2un Poles are the archetypical white non-Latino Catholics.

Irish-Mexican-Italian Fusion Cuisine must be great up in Catholic Heaven.

@kevinmcnally8076

6 жыл бұрын

Matteo Ricci The Italians bring the food the irish bring the beer!

@_Carnyx

6 жыл бұрын

As an Irishman our traditional cuisine is pretty fuckin boring. Meat and potatoes. Maybe someone else can take of the food haha

@kevinmcnally8076

6 жыл бұрын

Jack Robbo Food is one of the few reasons I' m glad my dad decided to raise me in Italy instead of his homeland Ireland.

@_Carnyx

6 жыл бұрын

kevin mc nally Haha smart decision!

@kevinmcnally8076

6 жыл бұрын

Mordekai Horowitz not enough Italian stuff in there.

It’s nice when you realize that Marge didn’t think they were going to hell for having a different viewpoint of Christianity as them, simply that they would go to a different part of heaven

@goodolnonamee

2 жыл бұрын

That is pretty nice actually, most Christians seem to think the different ones will go to Hell when they all believe in the same Jesus Christ. I'll honestly never get that viewpoint, even Marge's idea seems more plausible lol

@alexm.alvarez528

2 жыл бұрын

@@goodolnonamee guess I've been right there with Marge.

@sparky-xz1nb

2 жыл бұрын

@@goodolnonamee yeah it's kind of stupid to think that you'll go to hell because you can't tell which is the right one. I mean imagine going to hell for believing the religion you were born into pretty messed up concept. I mean it's isn't even based on if you were a good person or not

@goodolnonamee

2 жыл бұрын

@@sparky-xz1nb Oh yeah definitely, that's one of the reasons I'm Atheist lol. But I think it's even crazier to think you can believe in the right god but you go to Hell anyways for not doing your worship the right way! They all believe in the exact same Jesus Christ, but some believe that the others are going to hell for not believing a specific way?! God that's stupid.

@dxpehat7682

2 жыл бұрын

@@goodolnonamee I wonder who are those "most christians", because surely the majority wouldn't believe in that. I mean, all these groups believe in the word of God, but have slightly different interpretation of it and different traditions. Only my very religious grandmother would say that only catholics go to heaven.

I am English and was raised in the Church of England. This is fucking hilarious. I’ll never forget going to Catholic confirmations and weddings and thinking this is way more fun.

@TheSuperbCrow

10 ай бұрын

Not to late to join us brother!

@Evertoncoybutft

3 ай бұрын

​@@TheSuperbCrowwe don't want to join you, I have respect for you catholics But we stick by protestant✝️✝️💙💙

I love how Marge imagines that both groups go to Heaven but Protestants are snobbish while Catholics are more fun loving and she is still horrified that her family are having a good time in the afterlife.

@bluesoul7163

2 ай бұрын

Isn't like the real life ?😂

@MikeA817

Ай бұрын

You missed the party where the Catholics were portrayed by Mexicans, Italians, and Irish--3 predominantly Catholic demographics that were considered non-white (def Mexicans are still non-white). It's not about snobbery but more white supremacy.

@magallanesagustin4952

Ай бұрын

@@MikeA817 how are the Irish non-white? Plus, Carl and Hibbert are black and still protestants.

@bluesoul7163

Ай бұрын

@@MikeA817 white supremacy ?? Naaah… skin has nothing to do with this, stop considering everything about skin colors guys, it’s annoying isn’t it ? There are many reasons why Protestants were depicted here, as those snobbish, a little bit homo maybe as well, playing golf and so portraying the 70/80s British or yuppies stereotypes… Also the only ones a little bit more brown skninned amongst Catholics are only the Mexicans… Cause Italians, French, Irish etc people, are 100% white…

@bluesoul7163

Ай бұрын

@@MikeA817 they censored my post only god knows why…. But, no, skin color and white supremacy has nothing to do with this.

i love how marge says "i would like to speak to jesus" like she was at mcdonalds wanting to speak to the manager

@journeytoform

Жыл бұрын

Marge is a proto-Karen after all.

@sbel6626

Жыл бұрын

@@journeytoformreally does belong in protestant heaven

@vanillabatcave5677

Жыл бұрын

I mean, the guy supposed to listen to all so I don't see what's wrong

@ratoim

Жыл бұрын

Peter may be the "doorman" checking the list, but it's Jesus who makes that list, so yeah, it makes perfect sense.

@avatarlhamo3063

Жыл бұрын

particularly fun considering Jesus has nothing to do with the building and rules of those religions lol

The irish-mexican-italian fusion music when they dance is actually, no joke, a full on musical composition masterpiece

@ZachzWinner

2 жыл бұрын

cant agree more btw i know some of you guys hate self promoters, but if you're really interested to check my song called end of the day out, i'd be glad tho. thank you :)

@darthdorkus

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't it just normal riverdance music though?

@RobCabreraCh

2 жыл бұрын

@@darthdorkus yep, but it also has mexican mariachi horns on the back, and at the end has a very italian musical composition

@scrbchrm0

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZachzWinner i checked it out it was really sweet :) you've definitely got potential!

@JamesWalker-du2mr

2 жыл бұрын

It's an audio clip from Riverdance by Bill Whelan lol.

Speaking as a Greek Orthodox Christian, I wonder what our Heaven will by like, probably more similar to Catholic Heaven.

@etme1000

Жыл бұрын

Sister Churches.

@Excaliburumbra801

Жыл бұрын

its probably with less beer more wine , less burritos more gyro, and a group of guys chanting in the morning

@gilgamesh7652

Жыл бұрын

Well Balkan and Slavic countries, are a lot alike but more alcohol

@acethemain7776

Жыл бұрын

god of war

@kevinkibble8342

Жыл бұрын

Greeks, Russians, Serbs and Armenians bonding over a mutual hatred of Turkey

I wonder if orthodox heaven is just Greeks and Arabs yelling at each other

@trugeld

3 ай бұрын

dont forget the slavs

@NP3GA

3 ай бұрын

We have to pass the time somehow.

@urvanhroboatos8044

2 ай бұрын

And Russians wallowing in the sea of vodka

@Featman5342

2 күн бұрын

And the rumanians and the other orthodox countries

So Protestant Heaven is just nothing but Brits and Americans, Catholic Heaven is Italian, Spanish, and Irish, does this mean that Orthodox Heaven will be Greeks and Russians?

@58LewisK

8 жыл бұрын

pretty much. oh and you forgot Armenians

@kevinkibble8342

8 жыл бұрын

Egyptians, Syrians and Lebanese too. Copts and Maronites.

@masterman1001

8 жыл бұрын

But I'm a protestant Italian D:

@Unholytiger

8 жыл бұрын

glad im catholic and irish

@xxfire5tarterxx

7 жыл бұрын

British Catholics FTW

As a dead person, this is 100% accurate. : D

@edwardcollier7218

6 жыл бұрын

They have Internet up there?!?! Sweet!

@Daniel-dw9xt

6 жыл бұрын

Yes! Heavens great

@justsomeguywithoutamustang6436

6 жыл бұрын

Wait you're dead? Then how could you quantify Accuracy?

@PCully03

6 жыл бұрын

Magnus Nihil dude, same

@demi-fiendoftime3825

6 жыл бұрын

Magnus Nihil but what about the Gnostics?

I come from a large family of Catholics and Protestants. We are a mixed bag of Catholic and Church of England. For example my late Father was Protestant and I am Catholic. I had Protestant and Catholic Grand Parents. My Dad always enjoyed the monthly Catholic Church dance and always said the Catholics knew how to throw a party. My Wife came from a very traditional Church of England background and I remember the first time she came to one of our family parties and couldnt believe that the guy in the kitchen, my cousin, with a large whiskey in one hand and a cigarette in the other telling a funny anecdote was in fact a Catholic priest.

@Very_Silly_Individual

Жыл бұрын

"Church of England" is Anglican

@draganskoda3338

9 ай бұрын

Anglican is as close as you can get to catholicism, especially the high church. That's why British aren't as dead fish like the bible belt Dutch or the calvinist Swiss.

@Ch-ew9tm

8 ай бұрын

@@draganskoda3338majority of swiss are catholic though

@draganskoda3338

8 ай бұрын

@@Ch-ew9tm majority of Dutch are Catholic as well (or at least half). But having a calvinist elite does something to a culture

@Ch-ew9tm

8 ай бұрын

@@draganskoda3338 yes it gives calvinists the excuse to exploit people that are less fortunate. Wich is bad imo. I don’t like calvinism

As a German Catholic growing up in deep south Texas listening to Polka music on the local Tejano radio station I approve of this video clip! 🤣

@fisterhr

11 ай бұрын

When I was stationed in Ft Hood, TX, back in the early 1990s, every Thursday night they had Tejano night at a nearby town's night club. One of my Army buddies had hooked up with a divorced German woman who was a regular there. She came from Germany with her ex husband when he was transferred to Ft Hood from an American Army base over there. She loved the music, and seemed like she was in no hurry to return to Germany. When I got to ask her at our table why she loved Tejano music so much, she said because it is pretty much the same as German polka. Made sense to me.

@user-tn1sm7nl5n

9 ай бұрын

Que raro¡ yo soy Evangélico Luterano en Ciudad de México🇲🇽🤔 Pero amo a Augsburg🇩🇪 y a Fredericksburg,TX🇺🇸🍻

@canihavethesauce

9 ай бұрын

hell yeah we love our German brothers! viva Alemania!

@MiguelLamasMajuelos

8 ай бұрын

​@@user-tn1sm7nl5nYo soy misionero catolico, pero conocí unos misioneros luteranos argentinos que en cuestion de fe (y no religiosidad) entendían la fe más que mucha gente que conozco. La cristianidad es pues, la vida, no ya una religión. Paz, hermano

@vitoriosoo

6 ай бұрын

The country with the most Catholics in the world is Brazil, don't forget us

Never have I been so proud to be Catholic.

@fishflavoredicecream

7 жыл бұрын

too right

@jrmetmoi

7 жыл бұрын

A ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa

@fb6652

7 жыл бұрын

Powerranger6342 dont get a lot of chances

@joserodriquez186

7 жыл бұрын

me too

@girlbuu9403

7 жыл бұрын

You think an old man wearing a funny hat who pardons pedophiles is the voice of God on Earth. ... Sorry. I just see people being happy and have to shit on it. =/

I get to eat Italian food and drink with Irishman for all eternity?? YES!!!

@m.c.schock2933

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the table moment was France?

@kendrickrochelanzot2053

5 жыл бұрын

Not only that, but you get to dance in perfect synch

@adrianmedeiros8431

5 жыл бұрын

Catholic monks produce the best beer on the planet Imagine what those guys will be able to accomplish on Catholic Heaven

@lukkas1759

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jamesmiller2521

5 жыл бұрын

OR, you can get to play croquet and badminton for all eternity

This is the most wholesome Catholic comment section ever. And I'm all for it!

This is one of the few examples in media where a show can joke about religion without blatantly shitting on peoples' culture and values.

In Heaven: the Italians are the cooks, the Germans are the mechanics, and the British are the police In Hell: the British are the cooks, the Italians are the mechanics, and the Germans are the police

@ivanavidaurreta8799

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no. The German as the police was so messed up lol

@stevenbobbybills

2 жыл бұрын

The Italians still have some good engineers, considering that Italian supercars and firearms are generally of high quality. Germany's modern police service is fairly good, and their counter-terrorist faction, the GSG 9, is one of the better special forces units. British food is better than most people give it credit for, most people only really think of the simple or weird examples. Quite a lot of foods that most Westerners think of as "default" foods were British in origin. No, a truly hellish society would have the Norwegians as the cooks, the Amish as engineers and the Brazilians as police.

@markisaki979

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevenbobbybills *South Africans as police. Then it's a perfect depiction.

@dazcarrr

2 жыл бұрын

*Americans are the police in hell

@stevenbobbybills

2 жыл бұрын

@@markisaki979 there's plenty of bad options. It's concerning, honestly.

Italians, Irish and Mexicans, can it get any better?

@romaniannationalist1845

7 жыл бұрын

No.

@philippinesball5058

7 жыл бұрын

Tenis Filipinos would be there as well

@BartoszZasieczny

7 жыл бұрын

Polish with their Spiritus (not exactly Sanctus...) too...

@Rensune

7 жыл бұрын

They Left out the African and Arabic ones for some reason

@groki9572

7 жыл бұрын

Do not forget Brazilians, my man.

As a Catholic I kind of love the Protestant Heaven. They look relaxed,chill and everything is simple.

@trugeld

3 ай бұрын

you're an honorary WASP

@valerietaylor9615

Ай бұрын

The Protestant heaven is for stuffy, boring preppies. From a former Catholic, who dresses like a preppy. 😂

As a Brazilian one of the most Catholic countries out there , I approve of the way they portray our heaven, were the most fun and we have God there.

Orthodox: Am I a joke to you?

@bfastje

5 жыл бұрын

I just lost it when I read this 🤣

@boaoftheboaians

5 жыл бұрын

Kostas Kossivakis I know right XD (Also love that PFP)

@tymacrae6052

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@manuelmarquez2514

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. Lol

@archibaldhadock5811

5 жыл бұрын

It´s a catholic heaven with vodka and pretty blondies....

Mexican food, Italian wine and Irish whiskey? Sign me up for Catholic heaven

@bobbq8380

6 жыл бұрын

Maura Mcgovern Said like a true catholic. And alcoholic. Prais God and his ONLY mediator Christ that I'm no longer catholic

@bananaborz1

6 жыл бұрын

Puncho Villa lol bye felicia

@dariog36th

5 жыл бұрын

Dont forget Bavarian beer and pretzels and brats.

@fan9775

5 жыл бұрын

What about the french?

@asusmctablet9180

5 жыл бұрын

Irish food, Mexican wine and Italian liqueurs

As a catholic and I speak for all catholics, Please please let heaven be like this 😂😂

Catholic heaven would definitely have better food

@etme1000

4 ай бұрын

Babette's Feast

@PetiteLicorne

3 ай бұрын

Oh yes, this movie explains all the difference between those 2 Heavens.

As an Italian, I can confirm that our idea of Heaven has vines and grapes hanging from thin air without any pergola holding them.

@hobomike6935

Жыл бұрын

I wonder what heaven grapes taste like

@PoeLemic

Жыл бұрын

@@hobomike6935For me, I wonder how pigs fly.

@freddiemercury8237

8 ай бұрын

@@PoeLemicwith wings, duh

@rubyromero1374

8 ай бұрын

XD

@CarcinogenX-os7mg

8 ай бұрын

I hope there's chicken picatta

As an Irishman who used to live in Italy and now lives in Mexico, I approve of this video. 🇮🇹 🇮🇪 🇲🇽 👍🏼

@Wallace-oh6qy

2 жыл бұрын

Ciao

@MammarellaClarisa

2 жыл бұрын

Now I get why the flags look similar 🤣🤣🤣

@mikeries8549

2 жыл бұрын

I dub thee El Mick

@Simpo28

2 жыл бұрын

@@mikeries8549 El Micko*

@Angel-ff1ej

2 жыл бұрын

lol

And then Anglicans are like Schrödinger’s cat stuck between both heavens at the same time

@mercy1459

6 ай бұрын

Para los Católicos Romanos todos los que están fuera son Protestantes , exacto los hermanos Católicos Ortodoxos

this is a great way to remember that Catholicism is so major in Mexico, Italy, Ireland...for real.

All of us Catholics bonding in the comments is both wholesome and hilarious

@lung_licker

Жыл бұрын

Ik!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@Renovartio

Жыл бұрын

dang right

@chrismclean4789

Жыл бұрын

You're straight up just Reaper from Overwatch

@williamwilhelm6203

Жыл бұрын

Ja mein bruder in Christ

@Naikomi603

Жыл бұрын

The other thing they can bond about is getting raped by their priest

That's Irish, Italians and all the latinos dividing the same heaven! Catholic heaven it's like a party between the coolest cultures.

@killerzombie555

5 жыл бұрын

Those are mexicans not latinos

@ManamiKeel

5 жыл бұрын

@@killerzombie555 Indeed. "Pegarle a la piñata" is a mexican tradition that is not shared with the rest of latin america.

@asligaletto8196

5 жыл бұрын

@@ManamiKeel in all Latin American countries do that. I'm Argentinian.

@ManamiKeel

5 жыл бұрын

@@asligaletto8196 They might do it, but the whole concept of that tradition originated In Mexico. Piñatas were invented on China and were brought by the spanish, but the whole rite, symbolism, etc, was created In Mexico. It is said that the aztecs had a similar tradition to worship Huitzilopochtli before the spanish came. Thats why they are commonly associated with mexican culture, like In this episode of The Simpsons, they were referring to mexicans. PS: Thanks for letting me know you do it as well, thats definitely something I didnt know.

@Thomreise

5 жыл бұрын

@@killerzombie555 mexicans are not latinos? you're so dumb, you should be named Dumbledore.

I totally believe that everyone who goes to Heaven gets their own place to have their own personal Heaven. Mine would be a place where I can live out my fantasies of being in different cartoons, books and such and still be able to pause and travel to my family's Heavens and visit, chat and say I love them. Then, go right back to having fun.

@RealityRecovery

10 ай бұрын

I love your mind ❤

@TallisKeeton

8 ай бұрын

hm... my heaven would be full of old libraries, gardens, cats, harp music, and long walks with our Professor :) J.R.R.Tolkien :)

@bellasaward8330

5 ай бұрын

I believe the same thing. The Spirit Realm/ Heaven can be whatever you want it to be.

Born Catholic, raised Protestant. As an Italian, I hope I’d get a special pass to the Heaven of my birth.

@kairicat856

Ай бұрын

protestant and italian sounds like an oxymoron 😂

My favorite joke cut short: guy dies and goes to heaven. St Pete is there to give him the tour. There are rooms full of various denominations all joyful and content. Down one dark corridor the man sees a room where all inside are sitting quietly but St Pete draws him away with a 'shush' gesture. The man asks" who are they"? St Pete replies "those are the Baptists, they think they are the only ones here".

@ANDROLOMA

2 жыл бұрын

Do you know why Baptists don't have sex while standing? Because it might lead to dancing.

@JohnDoe-gd5cq

2 жыл бұрын

And the Church of Christ looks down upon the Baptist like they're a bunch of drunken Catholics.

@wwoodywoodpecker

2 жыл бұрын

Ha, ha, ha ! Really ? More like Presbiterians, i'd say . . . : )

@AlbertaRose94

2 жыл бұрын

You just helped me figured out why my Mom converted to the Baptist denomination.

@geraldojorgedalmaschio9648

2 жыл бұрын

In Brazil we have a similar joke.

as a Catholic i am 100% ok with this

@GhengisJohn

7 жыл бұрын

Catholic heaven looks like a nice party.

@Luke-yr2yu

7 жыл бұрын

I have to say, I'm a little disappointed with Protestant heaven. At least it looks exclusive, though.

@daffydukeofleon2832

7 жыл бұрын

110% cool with this

@Chrono_Mitsurugi

7 жыл бұрын

5000% OK with awesome Catholic heaven. Heck it looks like one of my families parties.

@Pedrosa2541

7 жыл бұрын

I mean, parties, dances, italian food, tequila, street fights, pinãtas, for all eternity. Why I wouldn't?

Fun tip: The three catholic countries represented there (Italy, Ireland and México), besides sharing pretty much the same flag (mainly the green and white colors), also shared the group E of the FIFA World Cup played in USA, 1994.

My Irish Dad, who was raised Catholic but didn't stay a Catholic, found this scene hilarious (he also just loved The Simpsons, it's a shame he's not around anymore...maybe he's in Catholic heaven, wouldn't that be funny)

Jesus's laughter gives me life.

@mufcninja87

2 жыл бұрын

Same!

@christian9125abd

2 жыл бұрын

wouldn't jesus be in the jewish heaven?

@JesusIsLord105

2 жыл бұрын

@@christian9125abd Jesus was the Jewish Messiah but offers salvation to everyone

@rams6702

2 жыл бұрын

accidentally religious comment

@jonquilgemstone

2 жыл бұрын

Eternal life, that is!

Nobody gonna talk about the fact that Marge managed to deliver an amazing "speak to the manager" joke years before that was even a meme?

@MatmoeLP

2 жыл бұрын

Well Karens existed before memes and people were aware of that kind of people.. they just didn't have the name 'Karen' yet

@gristen

2 жыл бұрын

sometimes, memes are just jokes

@MatmoeLP

2 жыл бұрын

@@gristen all memes are jokes but not all jokes are memes

@OatmealTheCrazy

2 жыл бұрын

@@MatmoeLP this is not true either, even just in internet memes, there's still serious things.

@OatmealTheCrazy

2 жыл бұрын

The "speak to your manager lady" has been a stereotype for ages, likely at least since it stopped being the 50s and it stopped being expected that men would do literally all of the talking at a restaurant. Calling them Karen is the only real new part

Accurate since Jesus himself founded the catholic church. I would like to see our orthodox brother too.

@woefulfisher

4 ай бұрын

Stop spitting lies. Jesus didn't found any "churches", it was one Christian church. From the very start there were heresies - it's literally "branches" in Greek. There were a lot of subdivision within Christian church: Judeo-Christians, Ioannites, Gnostics, Arians, Monophysites, Nestorians... And they were chill with each other until 5th century. Pride is a sin. All Christians are equal, no man has all the truth. Only God gives truth.

I love this as a Catholic, but also because 30 years later the main Riverdance theme still slaps

As an American Catholic I’ll tell you right now- that’s literally just every church event

@juice8431

2 жыл бұрын

I live in New York so yeah cultural events like these are pretty common. I really don’t belong to any of the “highly stereotyped” nationalities (my ancestry is mostly German) so I usually enjoy the show from the sidelines

@djmurp2

2 жыл бұрын

@@juice8431 come to Cincinnati, every Catholic Church has an Oktoberfest and the lederhosen are plentiful! Stereotypes for everyone!!!

@juice8431

2 жыл бұрын

@@djmurp2 yeah when I say German I only mean that ethnically 😂😂😂 I am probably not all that different from your typical American other than being catholic. I don’t really mind it though, I still take part in a lot of church activities pertaining to other nationalities while not being felt left out. It’s one of the many things I love about the church

@gerardobrito1209

2 жыл бұрын

And that's why it's beautiful

@kata1261

2 жыл бұрын

Raised American Catholic, can confirm. Every church picnic is basically this but everyone is also carrying a butter-drenched styrofoam box of either pierogies or haluski depending on age, and everything smells like flat grill smoke.

You can fight in catholic heaven awesome

@Unholytiger

7 жыл бұрын

dbz style

@lee-man6464

7 жыл бұрын

Good thing I'm catholic

@raprockscarlett

7 жыл бұрын

You can drunk, mexicans, irish and italians are very drunkers.

@leonardoarellano4112

7 жыл бұрын

Saúl Sánchez Jr. I'm Mexican, Filipino and Irish so I'm going to be a mean drunk in the afterlife 😂

@lee-man6464

7 жыл бұрын

***** Really?

As a filipino catholic, I am personally giving everyone an advanced invite to the filipino part of Catholic Heaven. See ya there!

@vitoriosoo

6 ай бұрын

The country with the most Catholics in the world is Brazil, don't forget us

@willfakaroni5808

5 ай бұрын

Filipino heaven is just a bunch of janitors cleaning up the mess from the rest of heaven

@polreamonn

3 ай бұрын

@@willfakaroni5808 And the obligatory cover band.

@wms72

2 ай бұрын

Oh, good! I will see you in Filipino Heaven. Filipino FOOD is DELICIOUS ❤

I love how all the Italians/Latinos automatically just Riverdance with the Irish.😂❤ And its totally a dream, bc Bart in Heaven is like an oxymoron.

@varric

9 ай бұрын

Bart is in Heaven because the Devil got sick of him and begged God to get Bart out of Hell.

@TheGeneralGrievous19

6 ай бұрын

As a Polish Catholic we would also join rocking the "Czerwone Jagody" & "Jesień - Tańcuj" songs.

@vitoriosoo

6 ай бұрын

The country with the most Catholics in the world is Brazil, don't forget us

@user-er9zc8ni1s

3 ай бұрын

@@TheGeneralGrievous19 I am a Sri Lankan Catholic./

As a Catholic this has inspired me to repent

@jozinek876

5 жыл бұрын

Butterfly Taster same lol

@NotShowingOff

5 жыл бұрын

The writers in fact totally mocked the religion by assuming what heaven looks like and projecting it. The writers are likely atheist. But what ever helps you sleep at night.

@tyvulpintaur2732

5 жыл бұрын

Arvind Talukdar considering nobody has ever actually even proven heaven exists, or even which of the thousands of religions that have existed since the dawn of man is the “right” one, heaven is whatever you want to make it be.

@NoName-dd5vq

5 жыл бұрын

@@NotShowingOff Just believing an invisible pedo in the sky totally isnt a sign of mental illness and a need for asylum.

@SnowBunneh

5 жыл бұрын

As an atheist I find all this strange.

She imagined that Bart died as a child? That's pretty dark

@FARDEENKHANQWE123

5 жыл бұрын

Baby's die and get murdered every single day in the real world though....not sure if you're awere of this fact.

@nathanmarshall745

5 жыл бұрын

@@FARDEENKHANQWE123 yeah I'm well aware, it's just not something I want to think about while watching an animated sitcom poking fun at the idea of different heavens for different religions

@jasoncawley6260

5 жыл бұрын

I think its more of the whole population of earth just passed away due to an unknown reason

@No-onesgayformoleman

5 жыл бұрын

She imagined him as he is in heaven,

@Doncroft1

5 жыл бұрын

@@FARDEENKHANQWE123 Dude! What is wrong with you?

I just noticed that two of the Irish are wearing sweatshirts from Catholic Universities, Notre Dame and Boston College.

The most seemed experience I had, was when I traveled to Holy Land, when I started to sing catholic hymns in latin language, suddenly other tourists began to sing with me.

I dunno, man. the Caths have trampolines and Irish dancing

@ronnickels5193

7 жыл бұрын

Juay DeRito And don't forget the booze.

@diegocabral1610

7 жыл бұрын

Juay DeRito trampolines idk but Irish because most Irish people are catholic

@seanrea550

7 жыл бұрын

they are having a big party just enjoying being in gods presence could you think of something better.

@crinklywaif8054

7 жыл бұрын

Juay DeRito Because us Irish hate Protestants, its at the heart of our nations beliefs

@seanrea550

7 жыл бұрын

the history of Ireland does not help with that. there was a period where Britain was held quite strictly to the Anglican church. alot of the lower class were still catholic and so that sets precedent for such sentiments.

It’s kinda funny how similar Mexican, Irish, and Italian culture when they have very rarely interacted.

@stproducciones9140

2 жыл бұрын

If you combined irish italian and mexican cultures you'd get something similar to argentine culture.

@henrys3138

2 жыл бұрын

Mexican culture is in part from Spain, which is Catholic and speaks a Romance language like Italian. Naturally then similarities will abound.

@hithedragon7842

2 жыл бұрын

This isn't really a cultural interaction but look up the St. Patrick's Battalion. More people need to know about it.

@microbios8586

2 жыл бұрын

They really aren't that similar even in stereotypes. Italians are loud and direct. Mexicans value the opposite- politeness and quiet passive aggressiveness. As for the Irish? Well, I don't know.

@stproducciones9140

2 жыл бұрын

@@microbios8586 lmao that doesn't sound correct. Mexicans being quiet and passive? Nah.

I'm sad they didn't animate Orthodox too, it would be so hilarious to have these 3 together

@ermin2248

Жыл бұрын

I guess the orthodox heaven is full of Russians and Greeks drinking vodka and eating gyros

@nicbentulan

8 ай бұрын

The other comment say Orthodox is more similar to Catholic than Protestant. Theologically I guess. But culturally?

@TheNerovar

8 ай бұрын

​@@nicbentulanway way different. I can asure you.

@nicbentulan

8 ай бұрын

@@TheNerovar i mean relatively if you had to choose between the two.

@nateowen1064

8 ай бұрын

It would have been cool to see all the Greeks and Russians together

As a Catholic, this reassures me that we are the one of the most laid back sector of Christianity. 😂

@Kureemy

5 ай бұрын

Me too; I’ve always thought Catholicism to be the most lenient: at least we can eat all types of meat and are able to celebrate birthdays.

@kaiii794

5 ай бұрын

@@Kureemy fr even during lent it’s not strict at all, just don’t eat meat on Fridays and pray a little more.

@Kureemy

5 ай бұрын

@@kaiii794 I live in Qatar, and I discovered a Muslim equivalent, which is Ramadan, and it lasts for about 29-30 days, but I’d say that Lent is probably better. In Ramadan, they have to fast for like, thirty days straight from dawn until dusk, and a bunch of shops close down during Ramadan.

@cg8397

4 ай бұрын

​@@KureemyRamadan is more extreme, they're not even allowed to drink water

@redrox3312

4 ай бұрын

Actually Catholicism is pretty serious and values authority. If you ask me Protestant is wayyy more laid back 😂 especially with the rock music and everything

As an Irish, Mexican, Italian, Catholic myself who just attended a Protestant wedding. I approve of this video.

@SStupendous

2 жыл бұрын

I like how the comment section is basically the closest you'll find of a comment section "heaven", where everyone's positive and people actually aren't fighting with each other

@mrtimtremmel8465

2 жыл бұрын

I love a proddy wedding over in 25 minutes !!

@mattheweraci5502

2 жыл бұрын

@@qwertboo399 I rather be can An American anyways.

@62Cristoforo

2 жыл бұрын

Tell me you also own a trampoline

@aubreygraham5821

2 жыл бұрын

@@qwertboo399 the only reason why this show stereotypes Mexicans, Italians, and Irish, in Catholic heaven is because it’s an American show and in the US the 3 largest Catholic groups are people of Mexican, Irish, and Italian descent. Because of the religious similarities these groups tended to live in the same neighborhoods and intermix (especially Irish and Italian). If you meet someone that’s mixed between Irish and Italian descent they’re probably from northeastern US

Where's my Catholic squad?

@dianan9415

5 жыл бұрын

Sup

@iamcrawlingbeneathyourskin

5 жыл бұрын

Yo

@Unapologetically_american

5 жыл бұрын

Hi there❤️

@camclarke7006

5 жыл бұрын

Yo!

@eimearkeaveney1192

5 жыл бұрын

Heyy

Well as a Catholic who's in the South, there would have to be a subset of Protestant Heaven that's over on the Catholic side called "Redneck Heaven" because they party just as hard as we Catholics do. The only difference is that the beer is in Yeti cups so you can't tell they're drinking.

@Petemonster62

6 ай бұрын

L.O.L!!!

Just imagine sitting in a diner and a woman at the table next to you just shouts a loud “NOOOOOOOOOO!” into the air completely unprompted.

Jehovah's Witness heaven: _wind blows and a tumbleweed bounces across the clouds_

@9thSapper

7 жыл бұрын

and someone is always knocking on their door!

@palazard95

7 жыл бұрын

Dee Rains I imagine a bunch of people all wanting to tell the same story to eachother

@rabasi8330

7 жыл бұрын

It's just a long line of people knocking the door to heaven

@tarponpet

7 жыл бұрын

Dee Rains WOW XD I'm a jehovah witness and That gave me a chuckle

@moxierains5448

7 жыл бұрын

Much of my family is on my father's side, on my mother's side its all mormon, and my parents are neither, haha. Family get-togethers can be interesting at times... all peace and love until someone mentions a religious topic. x_x

I guess I'm converting to Catholicism.

@TurquoiseTalks

5 жыл бұрын

Please do 😁😂

@kevinvasse7499

5 жыл бұрын

@@TurquoiseTalks église catholique romaine

@TheCeeMagic

5 жыл бұрын

Smart man

@fuckcelticfc9211

5 жыл бұрын

Ohhh be prepared to get touched

@Powerranger-le4up

5 жыл бұрын

The Catholic Church was founded by Jesus so it isn’t a bad idea.

My theology teacher shows this in our class as an example of what heaven isn’t like

As Mexican Catholic I can't wait to meet our Italian and Irish brothers 🇲🇽🇮🇹🇮🇪❤

Half my fam is Protestant and the other half is Catholic. This is spot on. If you have been to a wedding or funeral for either the difference is like night and day. We Catholics do know how to celebrate.

@VixXstazosJOB

6 жыл бұрын

Amie Wilson So basically Protestans are the boring christians uh?

@ikebeck5331

6 жыл бұрын

VixXstazosJOB Not necessarily. Their masses are usually a bit more laid back

@ikebeck5331

6 жыл бұрын

VixXstazosJOB depends on the preacher though

@TheLadmeister

6 жыл бұрын

And that's why Martin Luther wrote the 95 theses. Because Catholicism is a bastardised version of what Christianity should be.

@beserraa

6 жыл бұрын

TheLadmeister it’s just the strictest form, others are different

As a Italian, I'm glad to share Heaven with my Irish and Mexican brothers and sisters

@artrobles7284

2 жыл бұрын

Ditto

@SadieKay1

2 жыл бұрын

We'd love to share it too brother!

@xxeroxxxxeroxx3242

Жыл бұрын

Catholics aren’t going to heaven. They’re going to hell because they deny the gospel of Christ

@Solis04

Жыл бұрын

we're going to have the best food

@celestialodysseies

Жыл бұрын

Già

As a Catholic, I can confirm that this is what we’re taught Heaven is like

Funnier than hell, but so true. My father's small family his parents were all WASP's,..card carrying DAR members and everything no less. My mother's very large family was all Italian Catholic through and through. My grandmother on my father's side tolerated my mother at best and was always pretty cold to and around us grandkids. My mother's family all loved us and their own Italian kids to death and were, and still are, very warm, fun, and loving people.

Catholic heaven also has filipinos singing karaoke and gorging themselves on jolibee.

@fr.Angel21

3 жыл бұрын

practically half of the world's countries are embracing catholicism except some asian countries but I can guess the simpsons wanted to put the 3 countries that their cultures are collided with catholicism (Im pretty kinda sad why Brazil isn't in here). mexicans laws are based by catholic values ireland history and laws are thanks to catholicism and Italy is where catholicism technically started.

@pedrosabino8751

2 жыл бұрын

@@fr.Angel21 although the catholics in Brazil are 65% of the population, Brazil still is the country with the largest catholic population in absolute numbers

@EltonFerns

2 жыл бұрын

Goan Catholics will drink beer and feni, jump into pools on feast of St John the Baptist and sing Mandos

@valenciaga1933

2 жыл бұрын

And lechon. The boodle fights in fiestas are just delightful.

@theghostofspookwagen4715

2 жыл бұрын

>filipino heaven >massive roast pig and banana ketchup in the center of a table >drunk uncle gets on karaoke machine >he starts singing my way >bar fight ensues

As an Irish-Italian, I'll drink tequila to that.

@Admiral45-10

2 жыл бұрын

Eat some Polish dumplings to this😁

@luigipotter16

2 жыл бұрын

Same, bro, red-headed pasta lover with a sugar addiction. Good times will be had by all.

@laura121684

2 жыл бұрын

@@Admiral45-10 Oh heck yes! As a person of Slovak descent, I want to go where the pierogies are.

@Admiral45-10

2 жыл бұрын

@@laura121684 well, what's the better place than country being Catholic for over 1000 years?😁

@BMoney8600

2 жыл бұрын

As a person of Irish descent I’ll drink whatever to that!

As a human being, I can tell you that a Mother would never even think of her children going to hell even when not with her in the heaven. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

As someone who is neither Catholic nor Protestant, but grew up for at least some of my life in both, I can finally pinpoint a really big difference between them 💀

1% heaven vs. middle class heaven

@1867Phoenix

7 жыл бұрын

Which is which in your opinion? :)

@rojaws1183

7 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the wrestling, bbqs and weird scandinavian christmas parties. Protestant heaven is probably much more fun than Marge thinks.

@samjohnson497

7 жыл бұрын

you mean poor? cause businesses are too cheap to actually pay they're employees a livable wage there is no middle class.

@deltoroperdedor3166

7 жыл бұрын

savage642 I see you're also a man with a sense of humour

@ArthaxtaDaVince777

7 жыл бұрын

You forgot a good majority of baptists are black

Lol this is too true. My family is Irish Catholic, the cousins are Protestant. At their Daughter's wedding they sat all of us Catholics in a dark corner in the back... Didn't stop us from shouting and dancing though!

@erwin669

2 жыл бұрын

I officiated a wedding where the groom's family was all a bunch of Cajuns (so at least culturally Catholic if not practicing) and they were drunk before the wedding started. By the end of the night we had to carry the groom's dad out of the reception hall because he was so tanked.

@SwirlyPinwheel

2 жыл бұрын

This is a wildly different experience from Polish Catholic.

@joeygibson6867

2 жыл бұрын

@@SwirlyPinwheel really? I’m Irish Catholic and weddings/family gatherings can usually be heard through the vacuum of space Edit: I’m personally an atheist but my family are catholic and I still act like them in many cultural ways

@SwirlyPinwheel

2 жыл бұрын

@@joeygibson6867 My parents' wedding was in a Polish Catholic church. The excruciatingly long, boring 2 hour sermon is still talked about today.

@final_animal

2 жыл бұрын

@@SwirlyPinwheel Like American with Polish heritage or actually from Poland? I'd have thought Polish weddings would be a pretty hardcore affair alright lol

I'm protestant and this is hilarious.

@countryboyred

11 ай бұрын

I agree. I’m Protestant too but if this were really the case I’d want to go to the Catholic heaven, they seem like they are having a blast 😂

There are so many brazilian things that could be in catholic heaven, but pasta and irish dancing/drinking/fighting is an enormous W

I'm a Catholic german, I'm ready to meet my Irish, Italian and Mexican friends 😊

@darkgreenera2069

2 жыл бұрын

Viel spaß. Vergiss aber nicht die vor Maria zu verneigen, um dorthin zu kommen.

@q12aw50

Жыл бұрын

German? Catholic? Impossible!

@juzores1

Жыл бұрын

Catholic German??!!!!, your ancestors are some badass survivers.

@Dah42

Жыл бұрын

It's very sad what is occurring with the Catholic Church in Germany. I can't believe that German bishops see nothing wrong with "homosexual unions"... and they even want to ordain female priests. Very sad. If these people don't agree with the teachings, traditions, and mandates of the Catholic church then why do they want to be "Catholic"? it makes no sense!

@kamilkisiel6598

Жыл бұрын

the Bavarians knows how to party just like Mexicans, Irish, Poles and Italian. The catholics just know to be serious in the church and troll whole the world outside :D

This is the only time where the Catholic anything was portrayed as the fun one.

@cowgfwolos9560

2 жыл бұрын

lol you think? I don't believe so. Italians are generally portrayed as the funny guys, compared to the Protestant Scandinavians or Anglicans, for example

@kamilkisiel6598

Жыл бұрын

you was never in catholic wedding celebration arent you

@andy99ish

Жыл бұрын

US Catholicism is rather stern. As embedded in a mainly protestant culture. In Europe it is different.

@tomfields3682

Жыл бұрын

@@andy99ish What parish do you belong to?

@PiOverlord

Жыл бұрын

Moral Orel does that to an extent too. The Catholics live a care-free life in that universe.

Hey dont forget us here in the Philippines. Our beer is great too, and our cuisine.

I like the idea of Bart and Homer being Catholic. Wish they'd kept to that in the timeline.

This fusion music is an orchestral masterpiece. _The Simpsons_ may be a comedy, but the writers have really good taste outside of jokes too.

@h.d.5194

Жыл бұрын

What fusion music? The piece playing where they're dancing is just Riverdance.

@ilonaszabo2734

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@joaomarcelo7171

Жыл бұрын

@@h.d.5194 Yes, the dance, but he's talking about the orchestra

@roguelead72

Жыл бұрын

@@joaomarcelo7171 It's lifted off the Riverdance soundtrack.

@NazriB

Жыл бұрын

Lies again? Pig Heads

The best wedding reception I've ever been to is my little sisters. Both sides of the family are Irish and German Catholic and very large. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE was drinking, dancing, and having an amazing time. Food was catered BBQ, and family pitched in to make it an open bar. Reception company had to go buy more cases of beer at the store because the four kegs went dry. There were even a few doobies being passed around out back. Still the best wedding reception I've ever been to, by a mile.

@blacklotus108

Жыл бұрын

Best religious events depend on how much the people doing the holiday care about religion lol

@devijankowicz9491

Жыл бұрын

And how about a Polish country wedding? Goes on for three days, the third being ‘na poprawki’ (‘to put things right’, i.e. ‘we didn’t eat and drink enough on days 1 and 2’).

@jigneshganja

Жыл бұрын

​@@devijankowicz9491gotta make polish friends now then

@Icetea-2000

Жыл бұрын

@@devijankowicz9491literally no one cares

@juanblanco7898

Жыл бұрын

​@@devijankowicz9491Always felt sympathy for poles. What a way to do things!

0:34 "now dance your heavenly gyatts" 💀

I love how Marge’s hair goes through her halo

Gotta love how Lisa wasn’t there at all. Even Marge wasn’t in denial about where she’s going. 😂

@basedchimera5859

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't she a bhuddist?

@wotdoesthisbuttondo

2 жыл бұрын

Lisa went to hell for teaching Bart how to cheat at exams without getting caught.

@cthuwulhu9275

2 жыл бұрын

That was a good catch.

@ntcnetwork9934

2 жыл бұрын

@@basedchimera5859 yes she is. But I don’t think she believes in the Christian God/Jesus.

@basedchimera5859

2 жыл бұрын

@@ntcnetwork9934 yeah most bhuddists don't

As a Catholic this makes me proud

@ToxicPota

3 жыл бұрын

You see guys Obama himself is a Catholic😌

@crazy4sian

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t pride a sin? You need to go to confession and recite ten Hail Mary’s now.

@antiracistbaby1085

2 жыл бұрын

Protestant!

@gustavofring9148

2 жыл бұрын

@@antiracistbaby1085 aaaaa where

@lfrn1532

2 жыл бұрын

@@ToxicPota does he confess? Does he goes to mass every Sunday? If not, he isn't.

I’d imagine the Filipinos would be singing karaoke, bringing Adobo, and generally chilling with everyone else in Catholic heaven

@elleanna5869

10 ай бұрын

And us African Catholics too bringing good food and great music too 🙏🏾😁❤️

@AccipiterSmith

4 ай бұрын

I bet they can now sing Frank Sinatra's "My Way" in the heavens without triggering their anger impulses.

Catholic heaven would have a few fights leading into a Tarantella/Mazurka/Salsa/Tinikling/Riverdance medley. 😁

As German Catholic I announce bringing some Weißwurst and Beer to the Party 🎉

@williamwilhelm6203

Жыл бұрын

Ja

@tonocourier9569

Жыл бұрын

Mit kartofeln hänchen und grosburst mit bier und ich esse mit sie tacos tortas y enchiladas mit tequila

@spmoran4703

Жыл бұрын

Bring it on.

@MarioRodriguez-gr8wc

Жыл бұрын

Germany vacation this year for me. God willing!

@paulberger7890

Жыл бұрын

@@MarioRodriguez-gr8wc my brother in Christ . Don’t go to Berlin it’s a scam . Go to Bavaria or to the rhine region .

In the protestant heaven they are competitive, even after dead. Meanwhile, in the Catholic heaven they're partying. I like more the Catholic heaven.

@louisryan5815

5 жыл бұрын

Well, I mean the Irish were out brawling on the floor in Catholic heaven.

@IImagnumalucardII

5 жыл бұрын

that's how Irish people party

@aguy7726

5 жыл бұрын

alexos8741 that’s the catholic spirit

@shamrock141

5 жыл бұрын

@@louisryan5815 what is brawling not fun to you?

@louisryan5815

5 жыл бұрын

@@shamrock141 no, I love the idea of an eternal brawl, it just seems a little more competitive than tennis or golf

The Jesus part was the best! "Guys I'm serious!!"

Wonder what Coptic, Nestorian and Orthodox Heaven is like

@zimriel

8 ай бұрын

I like to think Nestorians have invites to Catholic heaven. Doctrine is VERY similar and, honestly, those guys have suffered a lot

@matheuscaneta1194

3 ай бұрын

Nestorians split over the Catholic Church cause they followed a guy cause Notors who believed Jesus Christ was two persons in the same body. God and Jesus of Nazareth, while the Catholics thing that Jesus Christ is 1 person with 2 natures, human and divine. It’s seem silly but it has theologian implications like has God died or just Jesus of Narazeth died ? But in today’s Assyrian Church people believe in the Catholic view, even Mari Mari, the most famous Assyrian bishop who lost an eye in a terrorist attack this month said that the position of the Assyrian church of Jesus is the same as the Catholic Church.

All the Catholics are hyped about dying now lmfao...including me

@_Daniel_Plainview

5 жыл бұрын

FUCK ME IM PROTESTANT

@tcc8829

5 жыл бұрын

BengalinTiikeri Heaven won’t be heaven for you mate

@skeptic781

5 жыл бұрын

Rude Catholics like you who can't accept protestants will go to hell. We're all christians at the end of the day.

@kraniumdranium1364

5 жыл бұрын

@@skeptic781 nah you're totes going to hell dude.

@skeptic781

5 жыл бұрын

nein

“Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine, There’s always laughter and good red wine. At least I’ve always found it so. Benedicamus Domino!” -Hilaire Belloc

@kubauhlir1730

2 жыл бұрын

Except for when you tortured, maimed and killed people. But wait, the sun wasn't shining on them, right? So it's okay 👌

@Wangpi3ce

2 жыл бұрын

As long as there are no inquisitions or crusades going on at the time ha

@wms72

2 жыл бұрын

@@kubauhlir1730 Crusades were defensive wars fighting to protect Christians in the Holy Land from being tortured, maimed and killed by people with names like yours

@kubauhlir1730

2 жыл бұрын

@@wms72 How s*upid can you be? :D Crusades were wars fought to spread catholicism, not even Christianity, since multiple were waged in Europe against Christians you absolute i*iot :D

@wms72

2 жыл бұрын

@@kubauhlir1730 Do a little actual research. The holy land was Catholic until Mohammedans invaded and persecuted Catholics. Catholics still live there today who are descendants of Catholics who lived there since the time of Christ, and they are happy and thankful the Crusaders came to rescue them. You prove how ungodly and untruthful you are by resorting to name-calling, thereby shaming your parents, your religion and your culture for failing to socialize you so that you might make an intellectually convincing argument to defend your baseless beliefs.

As a catholic, i approve i do stuff like this (minus the fighting cuz im a good noodle)

As a Sicilian Anglican Priest married to an Ecuadorian woman, "Catholic" Heaven looks fine to me.