Hope you enjoyed! On our Patreon we just posted the deleted scenes which are the most-epic yet. Basically a full recut of the sketch with only unused material and 5 alt endings :) t.co/q8qWucuibi?amp=1 Would mean the world if you supported us there!

@lucazeroblueversion9346

3 жыл бұрын

It felt like this wasa remake of deadpool 2

@mcbadrobotvoice8155

2 жыл бұрын

random question but can Indestruct-O destroy a planet

@richardmahn7589

27 күн бұрын

@@mcbadrobotvoice8155 Did you see Star Wars Episode 4? That's right...the Death Star is just one of many forms of Indestructo-o! Oh, and he was forced to take that form and be used for bad.

@FNAFer21511

4 күн бұрын

He could see the future to see his weakness

His true weakness is his inability to accurately tell someone how long they have to live. Less than 2 minutes? That was bordering 4 at best.

@none-of-your-busi-ness

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually the main power of like.. most main characters. the reason it's a power and not a weakness is because their complete inability to tell the time somehow makes the bomb with a 20 second timer explode in 5 minutes and an ad break

@theworld3069

3 жыл бұрын

It's like Dio's stopped time

@xtzyshuadog

3 жыл бұрын

*TFS: Question. Do you know what A MINUTE is? Because I don't think you do!*

@Kyharra

6 ай бұрын

@@theworld3069 no.

@TheCat_3

6 ай бұрын

​@@theworld3069also unavoidable??? This dude is stupidly op I feel like he could really save the inventor if he tried

I love how the first weakness the inventor lists is “sternum punches” when that’s literally what killed him

@IsaiahBowie

Ай бұрын

258 likes and no comments

@richardmahn7589

27 күн бұрын

@@IsaiahBowie I gave you your first like.

@onlyacomentarynothingspeci2419

11 күн бұрын

damn i missed that

This is basically if Dr. Manhattan was actually a well balanced emotionally healthy person.

@GrandHighGamer

3 жыл бұрын

"I can see the future and reconstitute my body from oblivion with a thought but somehow cannot be arsed to stop my girlfriends from aging." Bullshit, naked blue penis man, bullshit.

@bopeeplauerent676

3 жыл бұрын

@@GrandHighGamer that's true 🤣🤣🤣 still a good movie tho

@kretschieman

3 жыл бұрын

@@GrandHighGamer I literally can build a 4 dimensional time machine out of nothing but mars dirt and recreate the whole universe untill the point i destroyed it but cant stop a feww radiation atoms. Sure thing buddy

@Nathanscottphilipps

3 жыл бұрын

It's a cool concept though. I can do anything I want as long as I did it. I was really hoping they would go deeper into that in the series, Is it a psychological or a physics problem that stops him?

@josephroberts7167

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe this guy just isn't omniscient.

4:42 "Oh cool telekinesis effect... Wait he just closed his eyes." When you immerse yourself in a movie and forget that it is in fact, just a movie.

@BoomShard17

2 ай бұрын

Thank you! I thought something similar. Movies sometimes feel like magic

"bro, you're my weakness bro" "bro, i'm your weakness? bro" "bro"

@couththememer

2 ай бұрын

This has so much thought and feeling put into it

@michaels.3709

Ай бұрын

​5/11 of these words are "bro" and is still a better story than most movies coming out of Hollywood.

@Vencendoreal

7 күн бұрын

@@michaels.3709bro counted the words… bro…

@E.Pierro.Artist

4 күн бұрын

Bro commented.

@tedharris7105

4 күн бұрын

He ain't wrong though bro​@@Vencendoreal

I’m waiting for next season’s patch notes where they nerf Indestruct-o so this game is actually balanced. Nobody ever picks the Inventor

@seamussmyth1928

3 жыл бұрын

*Marco is present* *Marco is watching* *Marco will always watch* *Marco will watch forever* *What is Marco's weakness?* *Marco has no weakness* *Marco will outlive eternity* *And he will always be watching* *_MARCO_*

@hellospenjo

3 жыл бұрын

Macro hey buddy I love these guys too 😂

@senza4591

3 жыл бұрын

*inventór

@bread2678

6 ай бұрын

Did not expect to see macro -one of slimecicles friends

@stachu5049

5 ай бұрын

I'm a rare Inventor main purely because of how challenging he is to play and how many creative play-styles you can come up with when his Invent ability comes into play. Honestly impossible to ever get bored.

Okay, but honestly how cool is it for your last words to be "Just let me die, man!"

@nizwiz._.5906

3 жыл бұрын

@Ezekiele Hurley i mean you still need the context for that one

@16caldwellj95

3 жыл бұрын

@@nizwiz._.5906 Not really lol, nurse says he's fine and he goes 'uh no' then fuckin dies? nice.

@nizwiz._.5906

3 жыл бұрын

@@16caldwellj95 no i mean that if what people just heard "on the contrary", it wouldn't be nearly as awesome as if they knew that the nurse had said that the dude was fine

@sergencalgan7862

Ай бұрын

Mike could relate😢

@JacobL228

Ай бұрын

Not as cool as "Later haters!" Jim Carrey is a treasure.

“You need to be nerfed”

@ultimateman55

3 жыл бұрын

Best single line in the sketch XD

@Cerby12

Ай бұрын

Yeah we all watched it 😐

Okay so Indestruct-O's got teleportation, invulnerability, heat vision, telekinesis, super strength, x-ray vision, cloning, divination, regeneration, telecommunication and ressurection. Bet he can't beat Goku though

@scottthetruthteller6447

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget flight, super speed, immortality, energy manipulation, and just upgrade that resurrection into a limited control of life and death considering he then killed the guy again.

@TheRaineyMan

7 ай бұрын

Also, don’t forget that he just flew through the sun and back in like three seconds. Which also means that his minimum top speed is 160 times faster than the speed of light. Not to mention, do this clearly unfazed by this whole thing. Bro is like a Saitama where he’s not even considering using 10% of his power. Bro’s operating on like .001% effort.

@darksideofevil13

6 ай бұрын

​@@TheRaineyManHe's actually better than Saitama because he can fly. And has all those other added abilities. Basically that old era of Superman where he can do anything.

@Pjs2008

6 ай бұрын

@@TheRaineyManhe went to and back in less than one.

@3SON_GOKU

6 ай бұрын

Oh, he sounds strong!😊

When we needed them most they came back.

@youtube_fantastic

3 жыл бұрын

A hundred years past, my brother and I discovered the new sketch show, a duo named Chris & Jack. And while their comedy skills are great, they have a lot to learn about the algorithm before they can get a network deal. But I believe, C&J can save the world (of comedy)!

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t tell if y’all know so I need to risk ruining the joke by adding that Jack is literally Sokka which makes this doubly funny

@bsproductioncompany968

3 жыл бұрын

DeathnoteBB yep the joke had two meanings lol

@cicidiaries

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB SERIOUSLY!?? I had no idea! That was definitely worth the risk of spoiling the joke

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

CiCiDiaries Yeah! He voiced Sokka, and even knowing so I often forget.

Can he die from old age? If yes - time-based weapons. If not - he's gonna have a real bummer of a time after the heat death of the universe.

@bestaround3323

Жыл бұрын

He just needs to watch signs

@user-cg7gd5pw5b

2 ай бұрын

Dude, he has himself... His infinite selves. It's a nonstop party where all the guests are the only person he likes.

@esco5842

2 ай бұрын

​@@user-cg7gd5pw5bhe's not rick

@eeeeee8762

2 ай бұрын

​@user-cg7gd5pw5b the Rick and morty reference aside; you can only look at yourself for so long. One day, you will begin to despise the person you see. Rick was never happy with himself, and likely never will be.

@Clone_Captain_Rex

Ай бұрын

@@eeeeee8762Not being happy with yourself is a weakness

My favorite part of a new Chris and Jack video is finding the point where they were closest to breaking, and in this video it's definitely: "Aaaand you need to be nerfed." 4 milliseconds after that cut Jack is laughing, prove me wrong.

@7Comic7mischief7

3 жыл бұрын

They liked this comment, it's cannon.

@bazookasniper5167

3 жыл бұрын

3:37

His true secret weakness is hearing "Meboop"

Holy shit grabbing the blast, putting it in his ear, and shooting it through his eyes is one of the coolest things I’ve seen in any superhero media EVER

“Old people realizing a dream, WRECKS me” hahaha

"Mr. Inventor didn't ask to be saved, Mr. Inventor didn't want to be saved!"

@f.i.r.e.5119

3 жыл бұрын

And the _many_ injuries sustained due to Mr. Indestruct-o's "actions" cause him daily pain!

@ThePsh07

2 ай бұрын

“Hey! I saved your life!”

@fannyliem3536

Ай бұрын

​​@@ThePsh07"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"

"It's not a job interview bro you don't need to sneak in your strengths as weaknesses." I've been through many emotions but my reception of humor has never been greater thanks to these guys.

You know sternum punches mixed with the color blue as weaknesses make it really silly, that he punched him in the sternum with a glowed up blue fist.

If there's one thing I can count on in a Chris and Jack movie, it's a heartfelt story about true friendship.

That Billy Magnussen cameo was completely unexpected and the fact he literally has one line just makes it 10x funnier

@1523.M

4 ай бұрын

And the fact that his one line is just the word "Yeah".

@Lucifronz

2 ай бұрын

He was there for like less than a second, too. Such a small cameo out of nowhere.

Him catching the beam, putting it in his head only to shoot it through his eyes is soo awesome i had to watch it again

@Jeffreydefinitelynotdahmer

4 ай бұрын

Yeahhhhh that was cold

@AngelSaintCloud

Ай бұрын

Sane dude! That's some cold shit!

"I'm dying to know." "No, you're not." (Small laughter) Nothing better then being the one to lighten a somber atmosphere.

How dare you disrespect Signs like that, Merrill swang his little heart out against those H20 hatin Aliens!

It's the friendship that keeps bringing me back. Even as archenemies you can't escape it.

I think this channel's weakness is being underrated. We should work together to prevent that from happening

@BigKinger95

3 жыл бұрын

This channel's weakness is the youtube algorithm prioritises a regular daily content schedule and low-effort high view-time 10 minute plus viewer-retention content over high quality sporadic videos.

This is literally Lex and Superman’s relationship. Lex hates Superman, but Superman is the only person who challenges him and ironically makes him feel human. Without him, he feels alienated from humanity and not so secretly hates them.

@JacobL228

Ай бұрын

They literally said "Kryptonite" in the video. Superman has weaknesses. The whole point of this video is that he's mad that the superhero has no weaknesses, so it was always impossible for him to win, which isn't fair.

I love that he's able to withstand the heat of the Sun and nuclear bombs, but also Inventor somehow got a needle inside him.

When he said "Just let me die!" I felt that

I was not expecting that high quality level VFX - That battle at the beginning really looked like something out of a modern superhero movie. Really funny sketch as usual. Love you guys.

Really, the movie _Signs_ ? How is that his weakness? Like a, dvd with it burned on it? The dvd case? Or, just watching the movie? How much of the movie does he have to see before he shows symptoms of weakness? How much weaker does he become? If he clones himself, and one clone watches the movie and the other doesn't, does the other clone also become weaker? Does he have to be actively watching the movie, or does he show symptoms from just listening to the script, audiobook style? Do several _Signs_ playing at the same time have a greater effect? I would imagine his arch-enemy _"Signsman"_ would then be a guy with a ton of small monitors taped all around him constantly playing _Signs_ at different points constantly on loop. And he would be constantly quoting the movie. I would love to see this epic battle. THE SECRET WEAKNESS: REVEALED!

@amster3633

3 жыл бұрын

I don't need sleep, I need answers

@--sql

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that twist was almost as bad as the twist in the movie Signs

@7Comic7mischief7

3 жыл бұрын

See how much damage this has done to your psyche? Yeah, that's how it's his weakness.

@jaybratene5313

3 жыл бұрын

If Signsman doesn't make a cameo in a future sketch, I will be immeasurably disappointed.

@crueltyinpoetry

3 жыл бұрын

unrelated... but isn't it kind of funny that they are called "movies" because of the moving images and despite having film technology all this time we still call them movies? Like... imagine if we walked around calling phones "Texties" or "Speakies" 😂

I seriously hope I can support you guys on Patreon forever - y'all are incredible, original, and hilarious. Please never stop!!

@ChrisandJack

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Stephan!!

I don't think there's a channel on KZread more criminally underrated than this.

I love the little robot sounds everytime he moves his hand. What a great touch

bro created the plot of megamind 💀

That job interview line ahaha

I love the little whirring sound effects whenever Inventór moves his mechanical hand

"We could do this all day" Nice refrence XD

I love how you add scenes in your shorts that aren’t in the full video. Neat trick to make sure people have to watch both to get all the content.

Marvel: write that down, write that down!

Goddamn, another sketch that's funny, charming, and ridiculously high production value. I would love to hear about how you achieve such fidelity. Do you have people you know able to work on budget? Do you stretch bare-bones essential equipment and then make sweet love to the footage in post-production? Is it months of savings for each vid? As a former film-student who knows only enough to know how quickly budgets balloon, how the hell can you afford such audio-visual excellence? Regardless, thank you for your hard work and inspiration. Y'all top-notch in my heart

His weaknesses are immortality (that is a curse for so many reasons.) and giant irradiated god killing lizards.

Maybe he didn't die of a broken heart because he knew he could bring him back.

"You need to be nerfed" killed me! :P

Thanks guys I needed this one today.

These sketches are such high quality and have relatively few views and the channel has 100k subs. When you divide that to yourselves and any crew, no way you guys making a return on investment. All that to say I can feel that these videos are truly made from passion. I appreciate that.

Yep. Chris and Jack still using their sketches to work out their one true friendship. And I'm weak for it

When he resurrected him and then offed him again wins for today

Chris and Jack are too good of friends to ever play enemies on screen. Even when they're comic book level arch nemeses they're still ... kinda pretty much just friends when you get right down to it 😁😁😁

"Old people realising a dream-wrecks me"

“Just let me die man” lmaoooooooo

Superheroes taking care of their villains is my favourite trope

He Bring him back to life just to tell him That had me dying Get it get it Lol 😂🤣😂

4:08 me crying and laughing how crazy 2020 is

I like to think that they do this on the regular.

M. Night Shyamalan actually knows everyone's weakness. That's his true power. The biggest twist.

Wow, Billy Magnussen really is in everything.

When I say I didn't start actually dying laughing until the very end I am not lying. It was funny and I was totally caught up in the story until he literally killed the guy after bringing him back like a light switch!This is wonderful

Guys... I think this might be my new favorite sketch!!! ♥✨😁 It's got everything: great comedic timing, amazing effects and cinematography, and a deeper message! I won't stop sharing your videos until you're at a million subs! 😭

@ChrisandJack

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing! Love to hear that!

“My weakness is that I care too much” was that a papa roach reference? 😂 love the sketch you guys are the best

See the kickstarter money's been put to good use. These effects are insane!

Better effects than the ones on CW

Some serious production on this one!

@--sql

3 жыл бұрын

All of their videos have high production value

This is honestly the best super hero movie I've ever seen. The writing, the acting, the special effects. I felt Indestructo's pain there.

@NivMizzet89

Жыл бұрын

Indestructo probably wishes he could feel it as well.

I mean its a known fact M. Night Shyamalan weakens people who have incredible abilities and also know Jack.

I’m honestly really impressed for having this years-long rivalry with such an overpowered hero. It had to end some time but cudos to him.

They deserve so much more views and subscribers than they actually have

I call it now, these are the new Key and Peele. I would watch this. Please keep making these sketches. Very original

The Signs were all there, he should have known.

He really put the energy blast into his head and shot it back at him, fucking nuts

That little bit of music and Chris' acting genuinely gets me emotional every time even though I know the punchline is coming.

I was really expecting a twist where his weakness to be the noise "meep meep".

I know I shouldn't compare, but I laughed more watching this than for the whole of Bill & Ted 3, which had its moments... but, man. This is more creative, unexpected, better delivery.

Followup sketch idea, movie night, it takes forever to decide, they settle on signs and Chris just randomly dies

I feel like there's an alternate version where one of these actually is his weakness and Inventor dies happy he succeeded at finding his weakness on his deathbed.

@stanamilanovich3956

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I was expecting. The ultimate fake-out! But oh no I'm actually dyinh. Ah me. Oh well.

He injected him with "einsteinium" *Injected* Meaning he broke skin with a needle His weakness is needles...

I didn’t know you cut parts from the film, I’d love a whole episode of just scenes that didn’t make a Final Cut, a blooper real would also be fun in that aspect!

Dude the quality on this is crazy

I love those moments where they share a laugh like the two buddies they are despite whatever their characters are.

"Hey dad, why do you look younger then me?"

If any of their sketches need a sequel it’s this one

Iconic Villain deaths

I cracked up when he grabbed the laser and shoved it into his ear to power up his laser vision. 😂😂

Indestructo's so OP he can't even die of not having a weakness.

Man, this is NOT the Phineas and Ferb I remember.

"I'm dyin' to know!!" "No you aren't." laughed my ass off hearing that

Villains have always been more impressive in their dedication to heroes. Basically, a man with a robotics shop class project takes on an intergalactic, invincible, laser beam-shooting alien that flies. The hero is just playing cat and mouse. The villain is shooting a shot riskier than any other person on earth

*pat pat "Dad. We good?" "Yup" That is peak familial love everyone

Love your short movies and sketches. I've been binging all of them and I can't get enough. Every time you laugh and maybe shed a tear, here again with this unusual friendship.

His true weakness is a power outage

Okay, that was really good. How about existential angst that he will outlive everyone he's ever known? That won't physically kill him, but it effect him with emotional pain. That's something.

0:16 "Nanomachines, son! They harden in response to physical trauma."

Love you guys! Keep making me smile Chris and Jack!

Thank you both for creating such amazing content. I love being able to share videos that I know my friends will like!

Brings him back to life for a sec 😂😂😂☠️

Funny "Signs" is my weakness too. Relatable

I’m legitimately crying with laughter. Y’all never disappoint.

I freaking love you guys so much. Amazing quality in the editing. Thanks for the upload.

How is every single sketch you guys put out absolute gold!

Love you guys! Great video as always.