The Secret Life of the Lolita: Part 1
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Sweet Lolita: Milkyfawn - / deerskins
Delivery Man: Technotropism - / technotropism
Narrator: Mr Mizer - / mrmizer
"Boimortier, Suite op. 35 no. 2 in G," and "13," by querflote - / querflote
"Movement Proposition," and "Prelude and Action," composed by Incompetech - incompetech.com/
"Buy Mo Brand (Instrumental)," by The Living Tombstone - / thelivingtombstone
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I love how they joke about hoarding, but the Victorians would clutter their house because back then, the more possessions you had, the more successful your family was
*ANIMAL DOCUMENTARY INTENSIFIES*
@yisselolivero2626
5 жыл бұрын
True
I see everywhere comments that she is spoiled or that it is offensive too lolitas. First the girl Milkyfawn said she works 12 hours a day in a pharmacy. She works hard for her stuff. Second, why is it offensive? It was meant to be funny and a kind of joke. They wanted to create a funny documentary about lolita. It doesn't make lolitas look bad. I am also a lolita and I enjoy it really much too see this.
@wonderlandartwork3579
5 жыл бұрын
ikr? this docu is hilarious!
@Serenity_420
5 жыл бұрын
Eh, dont worry about what they think, if they are butthurt then thats their problem for being so thin skinned
@ReptilianTeaDrinker
4 жыл бұрын
@@Serenity_420 True that.
@kawaiiwolf6092
3 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but she’s not spoiled she just Loves Lollita you should know if you are One of us
@DanteLouisfromInferno
3 жыл бұрын
@@kawaiiwolf6092 I literally said she wasn't spoiled though
It's so beautiful being a lolita and how they express themselves with their design.
@vapestar447
7 жыл бұрын
Elaine Walker mmmhmm!!!
That girl's room and closet...I want them. My closet is TINY.
@genesisgoncalves5044
10 жыл бұрын
me too
@starballoon2318
4 жыл бұрын
Lol same. I need a bigger closet if I want to start Lolita
@lesteryong5417
4 жыл бұрын
Me too. I’m so young and the funny thing is that my closet is cut in half for my elder sister so altogether we have a pretty big closet..( for 9-11 year olds anyway ) but I want to be a Lolita with a well paying job, but I change interest EVERY.SINGLE.YEAR, so actually I hope I can just buy a Lolita dress that has a note inside that says: “If your not a Lolita when you grow up, you have not completed your list of to do things.” Lol.
like how the narration describes them like some sort of animal lol
tonight we are victorious plushies falling over us my dresses are all glorious tonight we are victorious
@Jade-mm1wl
8 жыл бұрын
amazing
@collapsingnewpunkie
8 жыл бұрын
Jade thank you thank you
@Jade-mm1wl
8 жыл бұрын
The song is called "Brand-whore-ious
@heyitsmelivs2831
8 жыл бұрын
Omg another killjoy Lolita? I can't believe it! ^_^
@Paulina-ku5je
8 жыл бұрын
Omg panic!
omfg the venusangelic reference
@kittykitteh3747
10 жыл бұрын
Venusangelic is not really a lolita..right?
@ying_verse
10 жыл бұрын
Kitty Kitteh I don't really know, but those facial exercises are a thing she does. 8'D
@kittykitteh3747
10 жыл бұрын
I kind of hate these name tags, lets call her 'herself' :)
@ying_verse
10 жыл бұрын
Kitty Kitteh I second this. Labels are pretty unnecessary.
@SPDcru
10 жыл бұрын
Kitty Kitteh well.... lolita is a fashion.... so I think it's more of a style rather than a label
laughing @ the girl making fun of venus' "face exercise"
@liyakitten5904
9 жыл бұрын
OMG YES I noticed it was of Venus XD
@ForANightingale
9 жыл бұрын
They're probably just mad because she jacked their cooking with arpakasso idea (I would be mad too. Seriously, do any lolitas actually like venus?)
@caitlinmua
9 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one that recognised that haha !!!
Watch me be that girl in the red chasing the postman when I get my first dress
@moneluve1000
10 жыл бұрын
Ikr XD!same here lolz
@danghannahdang
9 жыл бұрын
and post it on here.
@PrinceClaudy
9 жыл бұрын
update: i got my dress but i didnt chase the postman
“Petticoats and bloomers to ward off predators” yes girl
Oh GAWD. I died. It's like... THE REAL DEAL. Probably the best describe of realitionship I have with my postman ever!
@leodaza3
10 жыл бұрын
at first I thought the video was exaggerating certain points, but from the comments it seems like it really describes everything spot on!
@strawberrymouse_
5 жыл бұрын
leodaza3 it doesn't, the video is a joke lmao
My heart: Yesss! Be a loliiii! My wallet: You can't afford this! My parents: Where will you even wear this?! My social life: Just no. Me: Time to plan out how to be a Lolita!
@princessberry4021
7 жыл бұрын
Discorded KZreadr if you can't afford Lolita, check out 2nd hand sites like Lacemarket and Bodyline. Stay away from the bodyline pettis though. i recommend one from MeLikesTea, even though it's a bit pricier for a quality voile or organza one.
@MrDrSadie
6 жыл бұрын
Yea, bodyline petties are a little too small for lolita but good for layering!! They do have some nice poof to them I might add (I bought one) and it can be worn for other fashions as well!! However, if its all you have it honestly doesnt look so bad until the wind blows LOL (Half the skirt is poofy, the other half looks like drapes blowing in the wind) :P I recommend bunny house petticoats, that'll be my next hunt!!
@regenbox7335
6 жыл бұрын
I recommend you Taobao, petticoats, bloomers, headbands, lolita dress,... you name it. Don't buy from taobao shops that have heart symbols under the shop name because they may scam you by not send you anything or the product come looks completely different from the picture. Buy from shops have diamonds, crown (golden crowns are the best shops, next is sliver crowns, then diamond - goodshop and heart - the worst) There are replicas on taobao, so watch out You don't need to know Chinese to buy from Taobao, lady Merlin has a video called "How to buy from Taobao" which will guide you all you need to know Hope this help
@jen_is_not_ok
5 жыл бұрын
Discorded KZreadr mood
@lpscrazypaws
5 жыл бұрын
This is me tho...
i strive to have a room and closet like this girl.
@javencummins1426
4 жыл бұрын
Same.
@timwoods2852
Жыл бұрын
Just make sure your nest doesn't collapse.
My room is nowhere near that kawaii. Im put to shame! I want a room like that!
@mewrose8737
9 жыл бұрын
Don't we all....
@harunakdczy7376
8 жыл бұрын
+Megurine Luka ,I don't even have a room
@Rini_S
7 жыл бұрын
MewRose yes we do
I. WANT. TO. BE. A. LOLITA.
@Oranginality5
9 жыл бұрын
I found some very cute Lolita items on Amazon a few days ago. They're reasonably priced, and too cute to resist! ^^
@QueenJellybean3
9 жыл бұрын
Type in "Tea party club" on Facebook, it's the UK comm. Otherwise if you live out of the UK just generally typing in "Lolita" on Facebook a few groups should crop up. Amazon is bad, ebay is bad. Lace market, & bodyline are good for cheaper Lolita items. Otherwise go straight to the 'Brand' sites (designer Japanese items) "Angelic pretty, Innocent world, Emily temple cute, Baby the stars shine bright". ^_^
@GalladofBales
9 жыл бұрын
Do it, don't let anyone stop you. :D
@iLoveAngieandAnnu
9 жыл бұрын
Go for it ^-^
@thececilianator
9 жыл бұрын
Me too!! 😢
that ''face massage'' at 1:38 is from venusangelic lol
@NamelessVkeiShadow
10 жыл бұрын
It's the Japanese vowels, since it is said that speaking Japanese makes you look younger... somehow.. o_o
@Jade.covers
10 жыл бұрын
lol weird
@NamelessVkeiShadow
10 жыл бұрын
jeidocupcake Indeed!
@Staria6x111
10 жыл бұрын
her Venus impersonations are hilarious!!!
This is actually the best documentary about Lolita I've ever seen in my entire life.
never be in lolita hunting grounds
@octobercoffee2714
9 жыл бұрын
caycat kitty ikr! animal channel
OMG this was hilarious, I'm working on starting my own lolita wardrobe
@dawnberlitz8906
8 жыл бұрын
***** the lolita style isn't restricted to japan (as this video shows) so the fact I'm starting a lolita wardrobe has nothing to do with being a "weeb" I am not obsessed with Japan, I simply enjoy a range of Japanese things
@Aquelina
8 жыл бұрын
+Dawn Berlitz Don't feed the troll, please ;)
@Aquelina
8 жыл бұрын
***** Well, cat, be nice because else you'll show to us that your heart is full of hate. When you are full of hate you just can give hate to other people
Whoa! How'd I stuble upon the animal channel?
We miss you Milkyfawn ♡
I miss this channel
was the facial massage part making fun of the my strange addiction episode? XD this is adorable
@vinnystoybox4151
10 жыл бұрын
no, it's a reference to Venus Angelic's daily routine vid, she showed her morning face exercises LOL, I forgot the vid name tho, it's not an old one xD
@RandomIsMyLif3
10 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I know! xD I've seen that video as well its the 'small face exercise'. I meant that Venus was on the living doll strange addictions episodes and she was portrayed as kind of a nut and they showed her doing her face exercise in the mirror. x) So, they're kind of joking about it omgg, this is great.
@vinnystoybox4151
10 жыл бұрын
Ohh actually yeah you're right, forgot about that!
I loved the satirical sarcasm of the narrator. I was laughing the entire time. Brilliant video and editting. Also lovely lotitas and attire! Truly beautiful. :-) Keep doing what you do.
The postman scene is iconic.
this is so funny and cute, but it makes me sad knowing i will never be tiny enough to grow in my first lolita coat, thus succumbing to the remaining winters cold and dying. the wild is a dangerous and cruel place
@sasak369
10 жыл бұрын
Aww, don't say that! :3 I'm sure there's Lolita dresses that will fit you! I'm pretty tall, so lots of Meta and AP would be way too short for me, but Baby for example is just right most of the time. There are lots of taobao sellers and indie brands, that sell dresses spesifically for whatever measurements you send them! Don't give up, there's a dress for every body type!
@CochetVolaille
10 жыл бұрын
im afraid im very, very fat. i don't mind if the dresses would be short on me, but im far too big for brand or offbrand, and in all my attempts at searching the only custom size places ive found are all in chinese, and i cant understand a single thing about sizing or find any guides on how you custom order from them. it also seems the things already made in my size aren't very pretty at all, and i'd rather not just settle for something because it fits when it costs so much. i want to get something I"d truly like. but thats ok, i'll just have to sit by an watch other people be pretty instead :0!
@noice2606
5 жыл бұрын
I’m broke mostly cause I need to wait at least a year for a credit card 💳
@Nick-dx2pt
3 ай бұрын
@@CochetVolaille There's plus size Lolita brands in Taobao also you can always alter dresses that don't fit you!
I'd be a lolita, but it's too much money :P
@bmrgrrl1974
9 жыл бұрын
MCRxGerard1 bodyline has items for reasonable prices 20-60 on average. they have good quality items but watch out for the polyester/other dresses
@SPACEPATROLELENA
9 жыл бұрын
MCRxGerard1 theres also the option of learning how to sew and sewing your own lolita dresses ^_^
@marcied1958
9 жыл бұрын
MCRxGerard1 I think a better option would be Luhan dressed in Lolita... or Ouji... Just an opinion tho. XD
@lostmydamnmarbles
9 жыл бұрын
no! please do not buy any random dress that you think might be able to accomodate a petti. Lolita has a very specific aesthetic! Cheaper alternatives to brand are taobao lolita brands, second hand markets (lacemarket, egl-comm-sales, closet child), or bodyline (although i don't recommend them cause their prices have gone up in the past year and the quality is definitely subpar for their current price and also some of their designs are a bit questionable)
@lostmydamnmarbles
9 жыл бұрын
***** ????????? if you want to start lolita you have to buy a lolita main piece to start your wardrobe though
lol "low-litas"
This is so majestic,I died at the postman part!
@PLOffical
10 жыл бұрын
Love this video,Great work XD
It would be cool to be a Lolita but my whole family/neighbourhood/country would think I'm a freak and I don't really have money u feel me
Fairy type pokemon confirmed
@wetbread7713
9 жыл бұрын
O
@Professor_Byleth2
8 жыл бұрын
Moirai Silver O
That venus reference. More please! :D This was super entertaining!
I think it's funny how some people don't get the joke of the video 😂 anyways loved it!!
lol that jab at Venus and that living doll episode
cant stop laughing!!!
1:30 OH MY GOD IS THAT A VENUS ANGELIC REFERENCE
Anyone else feeling nostalgic and watching in 2020 ? 😭
I love the star pom pom on her hair! Oh and this narrator made it sound like a animal documentary! >. Still awesome tho!♡
Gota assert my dominance. And adorn my nest,
Where do the lotilas get all the momey from?
@michaelkuehn2211
7 жыл бұрын
Milky Fawn
@yaoihands6978
7 жыл бұрын
Rejina Pun I don't know what momey is, but I know that they get their money by working like normal people.
@nerdybookninja163
7 жыл бұрын
Working and saving ^u^ I work at Subway, so it's not like I have a super-high paying job or anything, but what really helps me is saving money when it comes to me. For example, I keep a "tip jar" at my house. Every day after work I put the $2-3 worth of tips I got in there and save up for something like a hat, or a skirt. Also, before I had a job I would save up all my birthday/Christmas/random money for loli! Instead of impulse-buying various things, saving up is really helpful! (:
Funniest documentary I ever saw
Omg that was funny. I'm So jealous of those dresses.
3:37 how does she look so majestic when she's running?? lolitas have some kind of magic i swear
so much dresses i was crying on the inside
It's all true. My nest once collapsed... :_:
this was soooooo cute! I wish my daughters would like this style😥
@unicornbae4396
9 жыл бұрын
Wtf
@jackichuisevolving2480
9 жыл бұрын
UnicornBae XD
@myarodriguez6059
8 жыл бұрын
I don't think my mother likes Lolita fashion, while I do. how ironic lol!
@EchoValera
8 жыл бұрын
UnicornBae why wtf? bcuz I like this style? or bcuz I wish my daughters wud like this style? It is very modest and cute. While you, not so much.
@fazecat2620
8 жыл бұрын
+Echo Valera why say that?
Cant wait for the next Part! :D
Damn! I thought this was going To be a serious video XD oh well, still entertaining.
This was the first video I watched that got me into Lolita, and I just ordered my first coord! ^_^
Oh my gosh, I can't wait for part 2!
Brilliant once again you guys have created something worth watching over and over
3:22 - Insert "RULES OF NATURE" here.
The narrative is just 👌
Rofl at "layers of petticoats and bloomers to ward off predictors" great video.
I love it! Can't wait for part two!
I showed this 2 my dad hehe ,,, he was just sitting here laughing and telling me how ''me'' this was ^^ sad but true.. even tho i might not really be that crazy (yet ;P )
XD This is adorably hilarious!!
Interesting doc and plus I am learning more about the sub-culture and I just started dressing Lolita since my mid-20s and wearing it in public and I loved it
OMG this Mock-umenrty is amazing thank you so much!!
You know damn well she works hard for her life style
LOL. it sounds like a Discovery Channel documentary.
This is hilarious! Well done
OMG! I just love it :D Great job!
I really want to try lolita but maaaan~ I'm 1- Too fat and 2- Too poor.
@kidmelton6899
9 жыл бұрын
Someone can be a Lolita in any weight type, there are heavier lolitas, extremely skinny lolitas, etc. So don't let that stop you! ^.^ As for price, check bodyline they have affordable dresses! ^.^
@Deec98
9 жыл бұрын
Kid Melton toast ***** thanks for the help guys~ o3o I'll have to look out more and look through bodyline more thorough hahaha ^^
I'm so jealous of your room and wardrobe O___O
Oh my god, loved it!! The Venus Angelic spoof killed me! XD
the narration of this is GREAT!!
My new spirit animals
Well, I know what I'm going to be watching the rest of. "Never stood a chance against this blood-thirsty predator." heh heh
Omg, is that not mimicking the Venus Angelic facial exercises tutorial? 😂 Memory unlocked!
Wonderful and entertaining! Love it!
i only have one dress so far 😢 i shop with bodyline but Angelic Pretty is so cute 💗 but i cant afford any of their outfits 😢😢😢 i cry
@hospibunny
8 жыл бұрын
***** *o* i bet yiur designs will be beautiful 💗
@hospibunny
8 жыл бұрын
+Ur Waifu your welcome and i love Yumi (*^▽^*) i would be the first subscriber on your channel if you ever did that...you know what...ill go subscribe right now c:
@hospibunny
8 жыл бұрын
+Ur Waifu good luck! ^^ you can do it!
@hospibunny
8 жыл бұрын
Allyson Rodriguez *o* thank you! Can you send me the link??
@hospibunny
8 жыл бұрын
+Allyson Rodriguez thank you c:
I WANT THIS ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL
So cute and funny!! I can't wait for Part 2!!
Great work guys!!
Who else is here just for nostalgia
These dresses are so beautiful! :D I love the Victorian-style lolita that the girl with black hair at the tea party was wearing. Does anyone know what that type of lolita is called? Or is it just gothic lolita?
I'm dying because I know Lolita's like this. It's hilarious 😂.
this is just all sorts of awesome. I love the narration. XD
The people in the comments are stupid. He's trying to make it sounds like an animal documentary, it's ON PURPOSE.
So that's what petticoats are for. Looking bigger to keep away predators :,D
That was...so good :D I love you guys
I love this I keep watching the first and second episode I wish you made more because this is hilarious
what ever happened to gothic lolita's?
@HikariDansu
10 жыл бұрын
These girls seem to mostly wear Sweet Lolita, another lolita type :)
@Teachidoll
10 жыл бұрын
HikariDansu I know that. It's just the gothiloli's seem so rare now
@HikariDansu
10 жыл бұрын
Yes, that does seem to be the case. I went to a Kyary Pamyu Pamyu concert and I saw all of one or two people in Gothic Lolita out of the many many sweet lolitas...
@strawberrymouse_
5 жыл бұрын
Please, don't ever say loli when referring to a lolita
@sydney2942
4 жыл бұрын
@Darling in the Franxx Ehh... maybe not. The reason why we called it Lolita and not loli is because loli is a synonym with loli con. One is a Japanese fashion the other is the Japanese way of referencing the book/complex. Lolita fashion isn’t about looking like a loli. Thus why Japan made a difference.
I am a very proud lolita
@voyeur4606
9 жыл бұрын
I love lolita's. LPSGracieTV It's good you're proud if it, you should be! ;-)
@alishaaa8791
9 жыл бұрын
^w^
This video is a Masterpiece! You just descrived my furute wild side of my life
great work ! this is so true
you could just wait for him to put the box down...
@SireneKalypso
10 жыл бұрын
Ain't nobody got time for that.
It's like my heart says yes. But my wallet says no... :'(
hahahaha this is so well done C: the narration reminded me of David Attenborough xD
This is absolutely terrific
OH MY GOD IM DYING
me: STARES AT HONEY CAKE
@jessicalema3866
4 жыл бұрын
Alyssa Hart DREAM DRESS 👗
A well done satire, I laughed soooo hard! 😆
I miss you Deerstalker. I always re-watch ♥️
Anyone know where she got her wallet?!
AHAHAHAHAHA MOAR KAWAII THAN VENUS. HOLYSHIT I LAUGHED SO HARD.
Damn =)))) this was one of the best videos I watched in a while Love it 😂❤️
So funny and playful! :) I love it