The Roblox Hospital Community
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Roblox's failing public healthcare system takes its toll on yet another injured soul. All interactions are unplanned with random users.
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I killed my own gradmother
@RubenSim
3 жыл бұрын
is she okay
@madfutago6924
3 жыл бұрын
Wout can ihelp you
@supaaztig
3 жыл бұрын
Ruben Sim wout?
@hardle8
3 жыл бұрын
wout
@hardle8
3 жыл бұрын
@@RubenSim hey btw why flamingo and your banner has Taiwan flag
"You had 10 miscarriages" - Ruben Sim 2021, truly a quote for the ages.
@nik_senpai
3 жыл бұрын
Every sentence he said is a quote, you know?
@youngdud9025
3 жыл бұрын
Motivated, dude
@randomkid8999
3 жыл бұрын
bro i can’t stop laughing
@Kirby0189
3 жыл бұрын
Greatest doctor ever.
@ripcraigbtwthisisiann5033
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
Imagine being in a life or death situation and the doctor says "Just die"
@oldaccount1664
3 жыл бұрын
Did you already watch this?
@itzjusthaj4087
3 жыл бұрын
@@oldaccount1664 he saw the thumbnail ಠ_ಠ
@Cadio
3 жыл бұрын
atleast you didn’t have to pay medical bills
@jhonnmesa9622
3 жыл бұрын
Knowing the bills I have to pay after going to the hospital I'd say it's a good alternative
@epic5478
3 жыл бұрын
@@jhonnmesa9622 you essentially pay the bills with your life
I knew jeff was gonna say SOMETHING, but that "my water brook" caught me off-guard
@delinquent4433
3 жыл бұрын
I thought he would say something else but that just made me laugh so hard
@dj-murlock
2 жыл бұрын
Dont laugh at him, his water broke
@RATE.LIMITED
2 жыл бұрын
@@dj-murlock nonono, his water *brook*
“I need ten people willing to be babies STAT” lmaooo
@raptorwithagun5206
3 жыл бұрын
“So you had 10 miscarriages” Bruh lol
There becomes a point in Roblox where “Hospital” and “Funeral Home” merge into the same thing
@eubroque
3 жыл бұрын
more like a morgue
@fluffy6628
3 жыл бұрын
Not sure why this isnt pinned yet this is the perfect comment
@funnyacres5078
3 жыл бұрын
Hospital/Funeral Home Simulator, boom, someone make that stat lol
@skooers7783
3 жыл бұрын
War zone
@niteski
3 жыл бұрын
literally
"so you had 10 miscarriages" that was the best joke ever lmao
@barusuki
3 жыл бұрын
Top tier joke
@gavinbradshaw9055
3 жыл бұрын
That shit was gold!
@eriops4959
3 жыл бұрын
I fucked so hard
@SaladaSla
3 жыл бұрын
I'M FUCKING DONE LOL
@breakmystupidniconicokneec3353
3 жыл бұрын
@@eriops4959 laugh at him for being weird but he's not a virgin we are
“how many babys do have” Ruben: how many do you want? 😳 AYO WHAT
@ChubTheMaster
2 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm
@Sillylittle_boy19
2 жыл бұрын
10 edit: oh god I got deja vu
I love how there is just a bunch of ineligible static coming from the front desk person and then they say “Now.” “Kill.”
top 10 father and son bonding activities
@aisyrayyan3117
3 жыл бұрын
When imposter is sus dundundundunundundundundundun
@nicoislazy
3 жыл бұрын
@@aisyrayyan3117 where’s the joke No actually where’s the joke I didn’t laugh
@bobatesomemayo
3 жыл бұрын
@@aisyrayyan3117 i've been searching forever and i still, cant find the funny
@RidhoFebrian-
3 жыл бұрын
@@aisyrayyan3117 funni amagus mems
@sleyking123
3 жыл бұрын
@@nicoislazy your mom
"just die" is actually so intimidating for some kid who barely speaks coherent english
@cannon9009
3 жыл бұрын
wout who mee nooyouu
@alwexandria
3 жыл бұрын
Ok #### #### ####
@PerpetuallyHidden
3 жыл бұрын
now
@-castus-
3 жыл бұрын
Laft
@-castus-
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
"So?" "So you had 10 miscarriages."
2:34 I was not expecting that
*turns back around* "I'm Not Wearing A Tie At All" Everyone in the audience: *gasps*
@randomkid8999
3 жыл бұрын
lmao i love this video
@named746
3 жыл бұрын
*gasps*
@figotheanimator4883
3 жыл бұрын
@@randomkid8999 It's a comment
@randomkid8999
3 жыл бұрын
@@figotheanimator4883 i wasn’t referring to the comment you idiot
@officialunitedstatesofamer2944
3 жыл бұрын
@@figotheanimator4883 It is not a comment. There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
"Wout who mee nooyouu" I can't believe roleplaying evolved to this.
@bombabuser6711
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, little one. believe*
@facer3609
3 жыл бұрын
He is speaking the language of gods
@named746
3 жыл бұрын
roleplaying
@clippedbymezo
3 жыл бұрын
*BELEIVE* moment
@aidencairns2200
3 жыл бұрын
It's evolving , just backwards
1:13 Michael... Don't leave me in here... MICHAELLLLLLL!!!
@KennyLastname
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Hi-C.
2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for sb to say this
@banana_walter_
2 жыл бұрын
DUDE I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THE EXACT SAME THING x_X
@layle721_
2 жыл бұрын
lol
“I fell up” - Ruben Sim 2019, we will all cherish this in our hearts.
*gets gun pointed at him* “okay i will come back tomorrow”
@xgood9533
3 жыл бұрын
i watched the video too
@Nugget_From_Space
3 жыл бұрын
@@xgood9533 oooooooooooooooooooo
@hi-ry5co
3 жыл бұрын
we literally watched the video shut up
@theclockman775
3 жыл бұрын
@@hi-ry5co they just wanted to point out the part cause they thought it was funny.
"How many babies do I have?" "How many do you want?" Best sentences ever 10/10
@alternative7586
3 жыл бұрын
"10" "Who wants to be adopted"
@oatmeak
3 жыл бұрын
More like 10/10 miscarriages
IM WHEEZING, I died at the "{:" sound effect. I don't know how you pulled it off, but you made text to speech so scuffed I love it
@Adriankillyy
2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's a fast zombie screaming from half life 2
@emredev4745
Жыл бұрын
Wonder which text speaker is that
1:53The “it’s raining tacos” Song felt so In touch with the scenery
@catowner2777
2 жыл бұрын
i can't believe you actually heard it
@grease1950
2 жыл бұрын
I heard it too
"So you had 10 miscarriages." I'm laughing so hard at that.
@perryax5490
3 жыл бұрын
This appeared at the top, visible as soon as you click the vid. It's a spolier
@brandnewman21
3 жыл бұрын
I knew he was going to say that but why did I laugh so hard
@mice6545
3 жыл бұрын
that's a lot of miscarriage
@Foxgurloli
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t laugh! It’s an absolute tragedy!
@bugjams
3 жыл бұрын
You're laughing. A man just had 10 miscarriages and you're laughing.
*gets hit multiple times* “How do you feel now” “My water brook”
@what51306
3 жыл бұрын
XD
@officialunitedstatesofamer2944
3 жыл бұрын
My guard was down and I was not expecting that.
@Fish-gl6is
3 жыл бұрын
Marp
@fungal1554
3 жыл бұрын
@@Fish-gl6is hola amigo
@Tower_Swagman
3 жыл бұрын
@@fungal1554 Hallo freund
Your content is the only stuff that makes me smile and laugh at these Horrible times
Okay, the security cuffed you for baton. But ignored the people with guns
@sloptopstudios2428
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like America🤣🤣
Guy: “My water brook” Ruben: “LOL. I mean come this way” Loving the professionalism.
@freeyes.1553
3 жыл бұрын
Ironic
@lakthederg
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forgot, this is after he dragged him out to the backside of the hospital and beat him over the head with a baton multiple times. Only the BEST doctors.
Hospitals are an important aspect of *_THE METAVERSE._* Where else would 10 year olds go to pretend they've been shot or are delivering twins?
@georgedavison7640
3 жыл бұрын
You mean quintuplets
@thecat9577
3 жыл бұрын
They can just go to the local nuclear power plant
@kubikim
3 жыл бұрын
@@thecat9577 or the police department
@thecat9577
3 жыл бұрын
@@kubikim Or the adoption center
@kubikim
3 жыл бұрын
@@thecat9577 or the highschool
2:38 man you're sus here
@mettat9062
2 жыл бұрын
Hell no
"my water brook" made me laugh a little harder than I'd like to admit.
“Just die” top 10 inspirational quotes for children
@exotic1405
3 жыл бұрын
Rip yoo
@soulknightmodochileno5708
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dread7593
3 жыл бұрын
Words of wisdom.
@mccormick9910
3 жыл бұрын
why isnt this in my childs vocabulary
@verywstjr4917
3 жыл бұрын
sun tzu said that
*beats Jeff half to death* "How do u feel" "My water broke" *priorities*
Ending is just brutal 💀
0:37 “Just die” “…” “The appointment is about my son I’m not dying” The guy on the counter with a gun at his head: *”no.”*
@vdonutxvii3241
2 жыл бұрын
kids are friggin psychopaths
@xuamer90
2 жыл бұрын
"yes you are"
@randompoigon4583
7 ай бұрын
@@xuamer90 OK I will come back t- *gets shot right in the face*
@rohayaismail3708
21 күн бұрын
Ruben got into motorcycle accident and I think that kid is the reason why
The dude: laft Ruben: What does that means in english? The dude: Just die Top 10 quotes
@bjrntykhelle2892
3 жыл бұрын
Thats so relatable, it's almost as if we just watched the same video
“Youre sick” *proceeds to do triple backflick oompa loompa swamp switch*
*" so you had 10 miscarriages"* 💀
"My water broke." "LOL." Maturity at it's finest.
@Daniel_Dickens
2 жыл бұрын
Thats professional doctor dialog what do you mean.
@HarbringerofPeas
2 жыл бұрын
@@Daniel_Dickens agreed
@schmeatgaming853
Жыл бұрын
you had 10 miscarriages
"I'm gonna make you healthy again" *beats the shit out of them with a staff*
@gagerdoodooz
2 жыл бұрын
Did you mean: a Baton
Jeff: the first male robloxian to give birth.
@DokJimmy
3 жыл бұрын
No the first with 10 miscarriages
@Vintagium
3 жыл бұрын
@@DokJimmy lol
1:15 it look so realistic
"How do you feel now?" "My water broke" "LOL" 💀
When the hospitals say “Just die.” And they point a gun at you, You know you got the right doctor
It was way too short, but at least I was taught that laft means just die
@aeceath
3 жыл бұрын
good point
@Monkedan10
3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@officialunitedstatesofamer2944
3 жыл бұрын
The receptionist to the hospital was literally just telling people to fucking die over and over again, and some asshole pointed an M1911 directly at my fucking skull.
@officialunitedstatesofamer2944
3 жыл бұрын
I never knew whether or not my son had cancer, never going back there again. Worst day of my life.
@Monkedan10
3 жыл бұрын
@@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 well the symptoms were unknown
Imagine if real hospitals’ recruiting method was to get small children to click on ads and click “join group” and then give no further instructions what so ever
@Oppteekap
2 жыл бұрын
LOL IMAGINE
@jonat012
2 жыл бұрын
😂 LOL
I ask. Why does a hospital have military grade security?
@Tamashii120
2 жыл бұрын
To be popular
@frostygaming4860
2 жыл бұрын
That hospital with the rank of military grade is because sometimes there is shootings in there
@Honed-
2 жыл бұрын
Detroit has armed guards oddly enough.
@masterelement475
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, extra protection, extra fun, and extra safe.....
@maximumcringelevel8617
2 жыл бұрын
Venezuela, I guess.
if this is anything like roblox doctors im probably gonna piss myself laughing watching this
@sovb
3 жыл бұрын
Good. Now change your pants.
@officialunitedstatesofamer2944
3 жыл бұрын
@@sovb the Soviet Union will never make me change my pants after severe pissing activities no torture can stop me
@sovb
3 жыл бұрын
@@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 why are you awake at three am Official United States of America
@officialunitedstatesofamer2944
3 жыл бұрын
@@sovb Democracy never sleeps, now give me your government
Oh yes, this is gonna be so legendary that there is a wait for it, the man only cares to keep us entertained, THANK YOU!!!
@stonefacewiththedrip3377
3 жыл бұрын
Im getting jealous on how he got the funniest noob out there
“My water brook” Holy fuck my sides, what a blindside
what a nice youtuber! i sure hope he doesnt get sued for 1.6million by a corrupt company!!
@zeph4008
2 жыл бұрын
They settled in the case, rip no more roblox videos.
@presenting_tothe_emergencyroom
2 жыл бұрын
@@zeph4008 probs will be once he wins
@Randomeslaw-cz4yt
2 жыл бұрын
@@presenting_tothe_emergencyroom they settled the case without taking it to court. it's enforced by law no more roblox
@presenting_tothe_emergencyroom
2 жыл бұрын
theyd be banning him wrongly then lol
"how many babies do you want" "ten" *several minutes later* "so you had ten miscarriages"
@bee-uv8ge
3 жыл бұрын
we also watched the video
@Nugget_From_Space
3 жыл бұрын
@@bee-uv8ge OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@q_e
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nugget_From_Space YYYOOOOOOOOOO
American healthcare when you can't pay the hospital bills from a small cut:
@J_man247
3 жыл бұрын
Haha jokes with negative message big brain funny moments
@Scrimblo.
3 жыл бұрын
@@J_man247 Haha "free thinking" self awareness funny moments
@JuanPablo-vp6ut
3 жыл бұрын
Haha something something funny
@agent_sus3273
3 жыл бұрын
Why would you even go to the hospital for a small cut? Unless you have some sort of health condition, you kind of deserve to lose your money.
@J_man247
3 жыл бұрын
@@agent_sus3273 it’s just a jab at America, he sold his dignity for funny points on the internet.
1:14 “MICHAEL **cough cough** *DONT LEAVE ME HERE”*
i wish he could do more of these videos the editing is honestly amazing
@PatoConCoffe
6 ай бұрын
you should see his newer videos
dude when the guy at the beginning went "wout who mee nooyouu" i really felt that.
The last part made me laugh so hard 3:04
Ruben: *Make his own daily joke video not involving to moderation* Roblox: Noooo, you can’t do that.
"You're sick" *Body slams into ceiling*
that intro is hilarious, who knew kids were so funny
@adame.9469
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine your a proffesional doctor, and then having some girl forcefully grab a heavily injured person and mash them into a wall leaving them there
"Laft? What does that mean in english?" "Just *DIE* "
Man is violently pushed into Brazil teleporter. 1977 in colour 1:09
@splashsummerroblox5454
2 жыл бұрын
Doritos give food
@splashsummerroblox5454
2 жыл бұрын
hehehe
I love how when they are being censored, the TTS tries to mimic what they’re going to say but ended up being ######
@ish2008
2 жыл бұрын
#########
@Crazing
2 жыл бұрын
########################## 😭
@TheEagle2018
2 жыл бұрын
What is TTS?
@purple6705
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheEagle2018 text to speech
@ish2008
2 жыл бұрын
@@purple6705 #########
"no bats" meanwhile 2 people who are armed with guns
1:18 the doctors casually putting him in the contain,ent facility
luckily this didn't got deleted still
@baconliag_beef
2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean deleted
@areasebig3412
2 жыл бұрын
soon maybe
@urmamasnutz
2 жыл бұрын
@@baconliag_beef Lawsuit with Roblox and he said he's moving on to other games and has to delete all his Roblox vids?
@baconliag_beef
2 жыл бұрын
@@urmamasnutz ok
@SnowMexicann
2 жыл бұрын
@@urmamasnutz He doesnt have to delete anything. Hes allowed to make videos on roblox and keep all his videos he just cant play the game.
“My son needs an MRI scan” “### ##### ###” “What” “Just… kill”
i went to this hospital for phosgene exposure. they tried to fucking invert my lungs. the pain. god, the pain.
The dramatic parts are the funniest thing I have in my life seen. To those wondering, it starts at 0:49
@cbv2673
2 жыл бұрын
so you just gonna cut out geson like that?
Oh my God i remember this game xD i once convinced admin that being furry is disease and he started killing every Player with Animal Parts on server xD
0:04 I don't think this is a kid with bad English I think this is just proof that alien imposters are among us
@raiisleep
2 жыл бұрын
😳
@RonaldoTheGoat1234
2 жыл бұрын
@@raiisleep alien imposters among us
@RonaldoTheGoat1234
2 жыл бұрын
Sus
@iguanawithinternetaccess930
2 жыл бұрын
😳
@ohio763
11 ай бұрын
🤣😂😂🤣
0:28 roblox voice text be like: (Oml im making holy water)
@disputedname
2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure thats the half life sound
@irritatingcanine3514
Жыл бұрын
It is, it’s the half life 2 fast zombie scream. I’ve heard it too many times lmao
His water brook, best shit I've ever seen
0:29 as a half life fan, this sound makes me want to grab my spas 12
@Mini-wd7qz
2 жыл бұрын
Omg samee I love half life i wish I could get half life alyx but I’m too broke for that :,)
@thediamondphenom3174
2 жыл бұрын
{:
Bro the 10 miscarriages joke caught me so off guard. I’m dying right now lmao
1:15 MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE
"kill" Top 10 Creepiest Scenes by Ruben Sim
This is an accurate representation of American hospitals
@futuristicbot1926
2 жыл бұрын
Its so accurate ngl
0:27 “Can i just see a doctor?” *makes fast headcrab zombie noise* “yeah.” “L A F T.”
Geson152: hwo yuo diong Ruben: Can i see a doctor? Geson152: *You want to die?*
1:01 "I'm sorry, apparently it's the canonical date of where [•REC] (2007)/Quarantine (2008) takes place."
1:14 MICHAEL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE*cough*MICHAEL MICHAEL*banging on wall*HELP ME!!!
guy bringing up a gun and ruben saying he'd come back tomorrow is so funny absolutely love these old videos
RubenSim: makes us wait hours to watch a vid Viewers: Just die
My type of place!
@cam9176
2 жыл бұрын
OMG BILL IS THAT YOU
@billclinton3862
2 жыл бұрын
@@cam9176 yes
@demonicchild.9760
2 жыл бұрын
@@billclinton3862 bill nye the science guy
@billclinton3862
2 жыл бұрын
@@demonicchild.9760 Bill nye is in my sniper sights guy
"My water brook" - A wise man
THE TENSE MUSIC ALWAYS GETS ME
“no ba” didn’t see the rthro woman holding a gun
2:37 H o w m a n y d o y o u w a n t
@LocalFloorPisser
2 жыл бұрын
*10.*
@onestupidduck7689
2 жыл бұрын
3:04
@MackingCheese99
2 жыл бұрын
Powering imagination
I remember when the title was “Hospitals of the Metaverse”.
@GooserMan
2 жыл бұрын
Really says something doesn’t it
To be honest I've met you after the critical video because I'm not really a Roblox fan but that content is so good I can't stop laughing
This woman is literally breaking your skull while you're bleeding to the death and then leave you.
“So you had 10 miscarriages” killed me
Im dying from laughter. I would ask for a checkup, but then I changed my mind
this is the only roblox youtuber that i actually like
*bump*.... mai watur brok. That had me laughing for days 😂💀
"Great news! The doctor called and said you will laft in 3 days! You're so lucky :}"
@exowars
Жыл бұрын
unfunny
2:00 - 2:21 might just be the funniest audiovisual sequence of events I've consumed in the past year.
It's just incredible how creative and cool this channel and thumbnails are
I’m genuinely confused by what the receptionist was saying
@bert7455
3 жыл бұрын
Laft
Who exactly thought it'd be a good idea to give doctors batons? I wanna know who. I wanna shake their hand.
*”So you had 10 miscarriages”*