You know something is wrong with you if even your future self hates you

@patrickdebrun9580

7 жыл бұрын

Everyone regrets their teenage years

@gutar5675

7 жыл бұрын

The opposite is exclusive to people that peaked when they were younger and went downhill from there

@JohnDoeL337

7 жыл бұрын

as we grow wiser, that happens, sure..

@ojogbaneamedu2501

7 жыл бұрын

OnyxKing67 Its funny but im sure the crippled Darth Vader doesnt share the same belief. idk about you but i feel like he'd rather still have his limbs.

@clevoro

6 жыл бұрын

Ojogbane Amedu "This steel limbs are not my own"

This roast was good but I think Mustafar did it better...

@darthtroller

7 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@sw-gs

7 жыл бұрын

Badummmm tssssss

@whsiwkbahw1414

7 жыл бұрын

J. Ackermann the best pun I've heard all year

@darthtroller

7 жыл бұрын

Something to add, there's sand in Vader's suit to torture him, the sand makes the best roast

@armedraptor5114

7 жыл бұрын

Spoilers for Rogue One Nah, those were *just friendly burns*. A real roast is what Tarkin did at the end of Rogue One...

"And now Lord Vader himself, a tough black exterior with a soft weak white man inside. You're not a Sith...you're Drake." This one had me dying.

@filimongalogavros5301

5 жыл бұрын

He is the Most Iconic Villain Of All Time . But the Ability to Destroy a Planet is Insignificant Next to The power of a critique !

@user-pm2vk1rq2t

4 жыл бұрын

"A tough black exterior with a man inside".

@user-pm2vk1rq2t

4 жыл бұрын

Rule number 13 : Be a Sith. Not Drake.

@DarkAdonisVyers

3 жыл бұрын

Well, that would explain Leia's taste for pirates... Wait, wrong Drake.

To be fair, he was already roasted in Mustafar...

@screenjunkies

7 жыл бұрын

Boom.

@TheAndresthegiant

7 жыл бұрын

pk100 you my friend win the internet for today

@johnhart8856

7 жыл бұрын

pk100 ... ooh, burn!

@Kousaburo

7 жыл бұрын

Funnier than The Roast of Darth Vader.

@biznubizzness4783

7 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Darth Vader was pretty convincing

@birchtree1734

7 жыл бұрын

watch the last screen junkie show and youll get it

@tacocactuscomedy4876

7 жыл бұрын

Coffee Payet leia was too

@filimongalogavros5301

6 жыл бұрын

He won with his talk in the last half . . .

@filimongalogavros5301

5 жыл бұрын

As Always .

@mudkipzuzu

5 жыл бұрын

Yea the voice was actually pretty decent for someone who doesn't identify as an impressionist

I died at "Kylo Ren seems to miss a Midichlorian"

@ellastrickland4363

7 жыл бұрын

Hide and Seek ded

@jadec4822

7 жыл бұрын

I dropped my phone

@sanjayraju988

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t get it.

@NavajoNinja

4 жыл бұрын

He was implying that Luke had a kid with his sister Leia because before they knew they were siblings, Leia kissed Luke in Empire Strikes Back. Then that kid was Kylo Ren from The Force Awakens which we're told that his parents are Han and Leia. Dang, that would make a seriously dark twist in The Rise of Skywalker. Think they have the balls?

@user-pm2vk1rq2t

4 жыл бұрын

"Kylo Ren is a follower" Darth Vader.

"That was a joke for all the people who really love Star Wars. So I better explain that to George Lucas."

The rebels should've thrown sand at him at the end of Rogue One

@Arrow-vu7xc

5 жыл бұрын

ToxicAcid lol

@user-pm2vk1rq2t

4 жыл бұрын

He faced the Rebels and he could have retrieved the Death Star Plans.

@user-pm2vk1rq2t

4 жыл бұрын

Rule number 7 : Roast the Rebels on Rogue One.

Actually his portrayal of young Anakin was pretty spot on

@Outlaw7263

7 жыл бұрын

Jon Reising not robotic enough

@christopherdowns7629

7 жыл бұрын

Jon Reising I didn't get the stalker vibe from him

@nocturnalmeatpie2200

7 жыл бұрын

Roshan Sreedhar hey, he literally get out of hollywood and raising a farm some where :/ He was acting great in Jumper ya know, I feel bad for him

@ojogbaneamedu2501

6 жыл бұрын

Jon Reising No it wasn’t, it was a blatant and stupid parody, which is what made it entertaining. Honestly Anakin whined in episode 2 for a bit then in the temple in episode 3 and just about knowhere else.

@user-pm2vk1rq2t

4 жыл бұрын

Rule number 14 : make a decent portrayal of young Anakin 's character.

There's no roasting Vader after what he did to those rebels in Rouge One...

@remusik21

7 жыл бұрын

I didn't know Vader was in the first Moulin *Rouge*

@luca5583

7 жыл бұрын

crocodileguy everyone dies in the end. not even kidding

@ell4092

7 жыл бұрын

crocodileguy he goes beast mode and kills a ton of rebels

@ayangarg3865

7 жыл бұрын

crocodileguy - Okay, Vader only killed a couple of guys in the Original Trilogy. And does the screen time even matter when it's used so well? Vader didn't do anything "important" per se, but he was put to please the audience. And what's the primary role of a movie? Oh, that's right... PLEASING THE AUDIENCE. Also, it built up his character really well, and we saw the badass and different form of Vader.

@mattgranberg5639

7 жыл бұрын

It's not like they advertised him to be in it, it was just a surprise, and leia and tarkin too. They had to be in it, because it leads straight into episode 4, and those certain characters in it, just add more depth to the story, no matter how long they were actually in it.

i had a dream last night where darth vader was giving leia "the talk" and he told her "i dont like that han fellow of yours. hes just trying to get between your buns, and i dont mean the ones on your head" and i woke up screaming

To we really need to roast him? I thought he already got buuuuurnt!

@MrDitkovich

7 жыл бұрын

LadyStarkgaryen THAT'S RACIST

@olie0561

7 жыл бұрын

zBruda shut up u idiot

@ianbendis477

7 жыл бұрын

+zBruda How?

@MsSonnencreme

7 жыл бұрын

is it though ? :D

@geekeduponad

7 жыл бұрын

Too much...IT'S TOO MUCH

'you're not a sith... you're Drake'

@Cynt3r

7 жыл бұрын

Callum vs- insert name Haha, it's like we watched the same video.

@Gashahn24

7 жыл бұрын

Sorry I didn't get the joke. Can you explain it please?

@cal2522

7 жыл бұрын

Wasserhahn24 just rewatch it

@Gashahn24

7 жыл бұрын

Sorry i am not a native english speaker. I even don't know who this Drake should be. :)

@cal2522

7 жыл бұрын

Wasserhahn24 can you not get subtitles?

Lando and Obi Wan killed it.

The Drake part killed me 😂

@user-pm2vk1rq2t

4 жыл бұрын

Rule number 18 : learn to appreciate Drake.

1:17 - 1:54 In my humble opinion, the best roast on here.

@mattwo7

7 жыл бұрын

Would be funnier if I knew who this "Drake" person is.

@Artem-qx4qb

7 жыл бұрын

He's the Toronto Raptors part-time mascot.

try not to get choked up over your ambitions

@wasdwazd

7 жыл бұрын

AYYYYYYYY!

@insertepicusername6334

7 жыл бұрын

Josiah Araki aspirations*

@ell4092

7 жыл бұрын

Josiah Araki try not to choke on your lofty aspirations

@healsyeah

7 жыл бұрын

that one was the cringiest

@cameronbowshlagger2722

7 жыл бұрын

music girl459 Try not to choke on food.

"I turned you into laundry!" lol

@user-pm2vk1rq2t

4 жыл бұрын

Rule number 15 : Learn how to make others into laundry.

to Honest Trailer Voice guy: Say "I'm one with the Force , the Force is with me" !!!

@denisherlock3023

7 жыл бұрын

Chirrut!!!!

@user-qv4ip5if9x

7 жыл бұрын

Nicolás Riveros NOOO I just got over the guys death which is weird since I never learned his name😂

@smileyman1721

7 жыл бұрын

You got on the show! Good job

@dapurpleturtle1697

7 жыл бұрын

rip epic robot ;-;

@filimongalogavros5301

6 жыл бұрын

Rogue One . . .

That last Darth Vader joke was brutally hilarious.

@darkherculeskabuterimon7203

3 жыл бұрын

*"This sad display is **_exactly_** why I watch Star Trek. Live long and prosper, Nerds!"*

Seeing Rogue One in an hour!!!

@screenjunkies

7 жыл бұрын

Enjoy!

@gwenlynn6102

7 жыл бұрын

Screen Junkies Thanks!

@gwenlynn6102

7 жыл бұрын

dgardner2233, Thanks

@AdamskiImperial

7 жыл бұрын

CosmicComic I'm one with the force and the force is with me - you'll know what that means soon.

@kidEmperors

7 жыл бұрын

CosmicComic seeing it tomorrow

fifty shades is coming up in february. wanna roast christian grey?

@Vilppy

7 жыл бұрын

I think he'll be roasted enough after the critics are done with that steaming pile of shit.

Just came to like, it was really funny guys, the roasts are getting better and better. keep it up!

@screenjunkies

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks buddy!

@aster4jaden

7 жыл бұрын

He's not your buddy guy!

@screenjunkies

7 жыл бұрын

He's not my guy, pal!

@cardorichard4148

7 жыл бұрын

He's not your pal, friend!

@HamzaJJ1

7 жыл бұрын

I'm just a guy, man!

I laughed at the yoda jokes more than I should have.

@pixelvapour1960

7 жыл бұрын

InMaTeofDeath MMMMM FUNNY JOKE!

Something, something, something, dark side. Something, something, something, _the Prequels._

@screenjunkies

7 жыл бұрын

Throw in some midichlorians for good measure.

@aster4jaden

7 жыл бұрын

May I say you have a magnificent mustache.

@vanewanders

7 жыл бұрын

Just Some Guy with a Mustache you're everywhere

"Luke, do you even flip, brah?" hahahahahah, thats golden :D

@baqcasanke

5 жыл бұрын

MightySavagE wtf does vader not even know about degoba. Luke was flipping all over the place

@user-pm2vk1rq2t

4 жыл бұрын

Luke was flipping there.

@user-pm2vk1rq2t

4 жыл бұрын

Rule number 8 : make Luke flip.

A star wars commercial played before I watched this.

@k1lldash9

7 жыл бұрын

Same here, for Rouge One.

@GerryBlue

7 жыл бұрын

Know who you are, Google does

@kschmadeka

7 жыл бұрын

I could not skip the ad..... WHYYYYYYYYYY

@snake6700

7 жыл бұрын

yep

@user-pm2vk1rq2t

4 жыл бұрын

Rule number 17 : learn to appreciate the Star Wars commercials.

3:06 dying! Even kylo's grandfather doesn't like him lol

Ancient legend has it, If an awesome guy like me who loves Screen Junkies were to comment early, then SJ will reply...

@screenjunkies

7 жыл бұрын

And lo, the force was with this commenter and they did

@unkeptmoss3285

7 жыл бұрын

I am the chosen one!!!

@bingo784

7 жыл бұрын

God Damn It SJ, don't encourage them!

I laughed so hard at this! This was the greatest. Live long and prosper, Screen Junkies

Watching Anakin talk like that made me want a roast of Kylo Ren 😂

I loved the blue milk joke

@hadracks

7 жыл бұрын

I didn't get it. Guess I'm not much of a fan...

@doubled6490

7 жыл бұрын

in the episode 1 they drunk blue milk. Literally.

@nalafira5433

7 жыл бұрын

episode 4 mate a new hope, episode 1 is the phantom menace

That's actually a pretty convincing James Earl Jones...

3:51 - 3:57 - Yesss. Embrace the hatred.

Lando was easily the best. The blue milk joke + that burn towards GL was awesome!

"Do you even flip bruh" that was pretty good

That boy Kylo seams like he is missing a few midiclorians

you guys know we love free stuff

Leia was my favorite part of the whole thing 😂😂😂

Darth just looked so done with Obi XD

The roast of X-men with Ryan Renalds as roast master.

"I heard Leah was into brothers, . . ."

"That would have gone Mustafar" lol xD

Luke looks like Howard from Big Bang theory.

The Force is strong with this one. Some fools are gonna get chocked on this one!

Would be really cool to see a roast of Movie Fights competitors.

@noecamarena1896

7 жыл бұрын

Bernardo Callahan that would ACTUALLY BE FUNNY

This is the second time Vader got roasted.

@JohnyMiko

3 жыл бұрын

What's the first

@AyushJana-fq7oh

2 жыл бұрын

@@JohnyMiko On Mustafar.

This is funny! Was Warp Zone in this?

@screenjunkies

7 жыл бұрын

Yup!

@thespectaculargamernerd8114

7 жыл бұрын

Thought so! I couldn't tell who exactly was in it. I just recgonized the guy who played George Lucas.

@charliehinds5695

7 жыл бұрын

KeybladeMaster Avenger Yeah Schoe is playing George Lucas

Well, that Leia is hot

Hope everyone enjoys Rogue One, it's awesome

@BryanAgapito

7 жыл бұрын

Marcus Blixenkrone-Møller it sucked though what are you talking about

@ennohankel6658

7 жыл бұрын

Bryan Agapito youre thinking of force awakens, rogue one was awesome

@user-qv4ip5if9x

7 жыл бұрын

Bryan Agapito I'm curious what made Rouge one bad? I enjoyed it

@thewishfulfilmmakerhsu

7 жыл бұрын

Rebellion builds on HOPE

When Yoda came up, all I could think of was "hmmmMMMMmmm FUNNYYYYYY JOKE."

@FenexVT

6 жыл бұрын

Jessyka Person Game Grumps just wanted to say that

Do "Roast of Andy Signore" for Fan Appreciation Month

That's why I watch Star Trek....nerds! I lol on that one.

@zach6395

7 жыл бұрын

I would pay money to hear James Earl Jones say this at Star Wars Fest

@Haaklong

7 жыл бұрын

*wars suck. There, fixed it for you.

The Lando joke was the best!

LIVE LONG AND PROSPER NERDZ

@ 0:16 obi wan: ... "it's not important who left who as a triple amputee..." don't you mean quadruple amputee?! remember, he already had a mechanical arm at that point!

@turbonerdo6838

7 жыл бұрын

That's why it's a triple amputee. He lost he legs on the volcano and he had a mechanical arm. 2 + 1 = 3

Don't choke on your ambitions

Hasn't Vader been roasted enough? Lava is pretty hot

"Your not Sith! Your Drake!" nearly died.

@sullyeeet6715

7 жыл бұрын

can you please explain that joke to me

The Vibrator joke was too much!! 😂😂

When the death Vader costume in this is better than the one in rogue one

I was watching it on my last free plus viewing and the app crashed and I lost the view!!! I can't even finish the roast now All I want for Christmas is to watch this roast

@screenjunkies

7 жыл бұрын

We are sorry for the error. Email us at support@screenjunkies.com and we will see what we can do!

1:43 made me laugh quite a bit :^)

"Call me Aunt Beru, because I blue milk." - DEAD!

The brothers joke killed me

Nice that they got The Warp Zone involved.

gotta love the Kylo Ren joke XD

All I want is a response from Screen Junkies.

@screenjunkies

7 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas!

@cadanmahan2353

7 жыл бұрын

Lucas Wilson Saaaaaameeeeee!!!

@theamateuregyptologist6892

7 жыл бұрын

Screen Junkies Hello!

Um, shouldn't that have been "a room full of Heath Ledgers"?

@magnusblitz

7 жыл бұрын

That's the joke, Anakin is so lame he thinks Jared Leto was the best Joker

@thechocokid1746

7 жыл бұрын

If it were another character saying it, yes, but it was Anakin, saying that the worst joker is the best, was kinda the point.

@user-qv4ip5if9x

7 жыл бұрын

Matt Monstermouth I actually enjoyed Leto. was he better than heath ledger? no. but he was... unique

"You're not a Sith, you're Drake." Funniest line hands down!!

I think the blue milk joke was the best and second best is just simply darth vader saying “you failed me for the last time”.

That Kylo Ren of her feels like he is missing a midi-chlorean or two... Blew me away :D

This roast was actually pretty good and I doubt you'll read my comment but would it kill you to ease up on jared leto. The Drake joke was the best.

@screenjunkies

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks for your feedback.

they realy got Schroe as George Lucas? Perfect! XD

@frylxvii5674

7 жыл бұрын

Crybaton Gaming Yeah, he's fun.

@imagineninja3638

7 жыл бұрын

Crybaton Gaming Is he from Warpzone? I went all fanboy and geekish

"that's why i use a vibrator" was the best one lol

Leia's roasts were savage.

ROGUE HYPE: A ANTCIPATION STORY

I didn't really like the roast until you guys roasted yourselves in the outro. Then I was on board

@gokulhemanthkumar4556

7 жыл бұрын

no14sure Yes, anybody who doesn't mind roasting themselves are worthy of all the support they can get.

@mk6rfc1

7 жыл бұрын

Seemed more like they were taking the piss of out the comments section than roasting themselves

Into a bar, and a table and a chair, a blind man walks -Yoda

The drake one had me dying... .

After the final scene in Rogue One, this dude doesn't deserve to be roasted.

The roasts were always the best part of screen junkies plus. Of all shows we've lost, i miss these roasts the most. I wish they'ed do the roasts again with new material!

“Tell me I’m Beru, because I blue milk.” Best part. Hell, just the whole time Lando was up there was the best part.

Obi Wan was the best

was the ending a hint to the next roast? 4:13

Darth Vader watches Star Trek. That's amazing.

" Let's touch tips!" Me: " Hey phrasing!"

Live long and proser nerds! - Darth Vader 2016

This is why I watch Star Trek live long and prosperous nerds

"Shut up young me you failed me for the last time"

Between the Drake and Vibrator jokes, I actually enjoyed this. Nice.

Roasted for 4 episodes already

I guess I'm a prequel defending nerd? Well hell YEAH

0.12 - ''lets touch tips?!!!" LMAO!

Is this a set full of Jared Letos because y'all are the best Jokers I have ever seen.

so when is the roast of andy or dan? :D don't be scared.

@JasonGodwin69

7 жыл бұрын

It happened in every negative comment ScreenJunkies deleted.

Hahahah...I just saw Rogue One and you know what Orson Krennic's Darth Vader roast received...?

@filimongalogavros5301

6 жыл бұрын

All ambitions have a danger for Force Choke , Director . . .

He is the most iconic movie villain of all History , the face of a 40 billion dollar movie franchise , but the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant , next to . . . the failed roast of Darth Vader !!! Seriously , he won the battle with his speech in the end . . . . . . . . .

YES I've been waiting for this!!! I LOVE THESE ROASTS 😂

At least they know we hate them. They probably have two or three more already filmed and just need to get them out