They updated Zuck's software so he looks more human like

@careerdog

13 күн бұрын

LMAO🎉

@ZafriusRasnake

13 күн бұрын

I messaged him, a few months ago. I asked him to grow his hair out. So, I take full credit.

@codeaperture

11 күн бұрын

🙄

@Jayant3875

6 күн бұрын

this comment wins

@kerhabplays

5 күн бұрын

And it marks the successful update of it's entire life. Kinda worked ngl

Wondering how much Zuckerberg payed for this 12 minute ad.

@velvetypotato711

8 күн бұрын

To be honest, it was probably free. All he as to do is show up on a podcast with a new hair cut and talk about ai, then a wave people will publish a story about it.

@x12_79

8 күн бұрын

exactly lol, there is no way they genuinely felt compelled to glaze him for 12 minutes

@roxaskinghearts

6 күн бұрын

counting how little Americans care about media presence probably 12 cents

He went from steal yo data to steal yo girl.

@JimMcNutty

14 күн бұрын

Your name is meta1 are you Zuck commenting on his own video? Zuck you are silly

@PelonMusk

14 күн бұрын

You stole that from Instagram

@Black_Caucus

10 күн бұрын

LMAOOOOOOOO especially with the fake beard photoshop that recently came up

@itsbonkerjojo9028

9 күн бұрын

​@@PelonMuskso what's the big fuss

@Tukahuba25

2 күн бұрын

​@@PelonMusk try but still aint wrong. Like where did he get this drip/rizz/swag at. Its like the meme with the supreme

Due to AI, Zuck is more now looks and moves like human

@MattH3ew-rm3ir

14 күн бұрын

lol. that explains the CAPEX line for the GB200s of 2024 Q1’s 10-Q!

@aishaalamoudi599

14 күн бұрын

lol..he really does.

@Black_Caucus

10 күн бұрын

This comment sounds like it was written by AI. Nice try.

Lol gold chain Zuck looks like an Adam Sandler character.

@fvr12345

13 күн бұрын

I'm getting Bud Bundy vibes

And Cramer cried and apologized. That was the bottom-signal. Never fails.

This man and his creation have made more damage to humanity than anyone in at least the last five decades. He doesn't let his kids use Facebook or Instagram, which is one of the only points that I respect in him.

@stachowi

12 күн бұрын

yup, sold out humanity.

@niranjanbhat9432

9 күн бұрын

Then using KZread is okay? Using Tiktok? SnapChat? The whole entertainment Internet?

@VitorMMoraes10

9 күн бұрын

@@niranjanbhat9432 yes, KZread is no different than Netflix, it’s a streaming platform. In relation to all others you mentioned, never had any one of those, some (Snapchat) I don’t even know what they are. Netflix, KZread and others are in the business of streaming content, Meta, TikTok and others are in the business of manipulating minds..

@babie.desk-

9 күн бұрын

Lol not really. I’ve used MySpace, Friendster & other social media web apps before Facebook. I also work in software development. Facebook was that one app that got lucky & was there when we slowly transitioned from web apps to mobile apps. The time when almost everyone has a mobile phone, including those that cannot even afford to pay rent but will still try to get a smart phone. Facebook is no longer able to manage its audience. But most big tech companies now also have the same problem. We’re all giving these companies our data, not just Facebook.

@bobsteven2363

8 күн бұрын

@@VitorMMoraes10 Super silly of you to think that streaming content is not there to manipulate your mind like Meta and TikTok. For one, Meta and TikTok influence streaming content and its creators, which goes back to you. More importantly, all entertainment is created and served through biases. From movies to TV shows, to the news. They all have biases that do have an effect on your mind. I do agree that Meta and TikTok are more dangerous but let's not pretend that streaming content isn't lacking any danger. After all, streaming content also uses similar algorithms.

Who's left? Leaves out Elon.

@TheHeavenman88

7 күн бұрын

So friking weird...

@user-pf8kw5dh5h

5 күн бұрын

She is talking about big Tech Founders. Elon is not a founder of any Big Tech. He isn’t a founder of Tesla either.

@TheHeavenman88

5 күн бұрын

@@user-pf8kw5dh5h yea yea yea . Elon arguably has the harder companies and they are tech . Regardless of what amateurs think

@user-pf8kw5dh5h

5 күн бұрын

@@TheHeavenman88 Like I said she’s talking about Big tech founders. And Elon isn’t one of them.

I wonder who’s the demographic for this video

@kurokaizen1889

9 күн бұрын

You

@crazychicken8290

8 күн бұрын

@@kurokaizen1889 gottem

We get it, Zuckerberg picked up Elon’s microdosing routine

He went from hapily married man to stressed parents mode 😂😂

@TheShowOff2I

5 күн бұрын

Zuck is a City Boy now

When youre backed by the military intelligence industrial complex anything is possible

@RickySmithNow

14 күн бұрын

be more of a loser 🤡 make something for yourself. plenty of people are in the cult, and haven't accomplished half of what he has. you're confused 🎯📈

I saw the new necklace in the thumbnail. I don't even need to watch the vid.

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@KhaderSheriff

8 күн бұрын

😂

Zuck owned the arena when he challenged Elon “Anytime, anywhere”

@kevr900

14 күн бұрын

hahaha

Hot Take: Zuck wears the chain as a reminder that we are chained to him for the future of the internet... like it or not

@lilsabin

14 күн бұрын

Please, be quiet 🙂

Must be the Blackwell chips installed by Jensen into zuck

FUR COATS XDDDD well you got me there bro

Is my man wearing a chain hahahahahaha

The credit goes to his wife, period.

@metimeAZ

11 күн бұрын

Lmaooo

in the tech ceo still in place, i think Larry Elison is worth mentioning, he's not CEO, but still chairman and CTO

@user-pf8kw5dh5h

5 күн бұрын

I think she meant Big Tech companies. oracle isn’t considered a big tech company.

Which version is coming out now ? This should be the 3.5 right.

why the hell is Facebook and Messenger two different apps???

He's got the latest IOS update hence moving like human also there was too much heat on him

Bro entered puberty

" its windy on the top" clever analogy 😊

I don't know how many times now that youtubers make videos about specific topics, then CNBC and other mainstream media networks make a video about it a week or a month later. With the way this keeps on happening, I can guarantee that a whole industry is going to be made obsolete by some random people with a good phone and a laptop in their homes who can make far better and more entertaining videos on these topics.

the recent breakthrough in AI explain why he got a better software update

I wish Meta stops talking or investing in the metaverse and use that spending all in on AI

Wow! Informative and important for all. Its very helpful for all traders. Specially who are beginner.

He reinventing himself after he sold record amount of shares while stock crashed on unknowing heads as he sold the peaks

The background song is really jumbling my brain 7:00 minutes in

Musk needs to take note

This happens to programmers in his 30s😂 they got money and personality mature.after weird 20s

bruh so the only thing im getting out of it is that his stock improved because he seemed cooler than Elon...

When are Zuck and Elon doing the measuring contest?

Everytime i see him i cant help than to remember.. How I see it, someone like him should never be talked about in a positive light.... I'm sorry I can't look pass his past

Wasn't this literally just a Jake Tran video?

The news does not focus on relevant things; it's like paying attention to changes in the tide. Yeah it changes frequently what about what's causing the tide.

Young Midlife crisis?

2 Chains ⛓️💀🔥

The emperor has new clothes! That's not nearly as interesting as all of us living in the metaverse. Take it from the man.

"Staying on top is just as hard as getting there" that's the fun part!!!

I still don't get the hype around Meta. Their existing platforms are going to generate profits for years, if not decades, to come. But innovation? VR is never going to be as big as he thinks, and every other decision that he ever made is completely reactionary. He sees a popular trend (like AI now), shifts the company's focus to it, stock price goes up because investors are gullible and love hype, and then after a few years the hype dies down, and there's yet again no practical results to show for it. But by then, the investors get all feathered up by the next trend so the stock goes up again, despite the fact that the company didn't do anything except blow a few billion dollars on nothing. That's basically how Meta is run, no innovation, nothing real. The only product improvements Meta has come up with since the News Feed are those that they copy/pasted from other companies or just outright bought.

Zuck is now powered by llama 3 400b.

I can't get enough of my self on Facebook.

It's all waffle about his LLAMA A.I model. Won't run on a macbook pro m3 unless you spend 3k on the highest end computer.

he is trying to "FIT IN" , wisemen know exactly when it means :o

Wrong: the longest Tech-Founder (still) in charge: Larry Ellison / ORACLE

thanks to technological advancement he finally got the update we've all been waiting for Zucks 2.0

Mark “The Zucc” Zuckerberg and I are the same age. I am incredibly proud of him, he has been amazing - and crushing in the last 2 years. Our Millennial King 👑. 🙏 Papa Zucc.

@thevinceberry

14 күн бұрын

Ok simp

All I see is a lizard shedding his skin

Who is his publicist

I wish he would focus on improving IG and Facebook.. and invest in a better support for the platforms..

When he doesnt have people to steal ideas from he goes nowhere. Next big thing will cut him short.

What re-invention? By the end of the video you mention the stock is plummeting again. Clickbait.

Somehow still looks less human than Meta’s avatars

Zuck has finally surpassed the uncanny valley

AI can only hide his Lizard Person gills and make the skinsuit look more photorealistic. It can't hide the dead stare or uncanny mannerisms.

@2:00 Mark is still young, all the others mentioned were and are at retirement age.

I don't understand the need for the whiteboard, seems silly

It's been incredible to witness Mark Zuckerberg's evolution from memeable CEO to a respected leader in the tech world. His focus on efficiency and embracing new technologies like generative AI has undoubtedly played a pivotal role in Meta's recent success. 🚀

LOL at this absolutely gushing client journalism.

Seeems wayyyyyy too forced. We should all be worried- very worried about what that man has planned to do.

He shouldn't have to deal with such criticism, he truly looks human now...

He’s a billionaire with no official MMA fight 😂😂😂😂

He's trying so hard to fit in as just one of the bros...almost human!

wa na nagtonong

the zuck update is rad frfr

The likes don't match the bad comments or dislikes..

ZuckGPT v5.0

He got an updated lizard suit but still the same 🦎 inside

Becoming Lizard, coming to a theater near you

What's her name??

@pedrod.7576

9 күн бұрын

Deirdre Bosa. Stunning.

meta should also conquer social game platform such as twitch,because facebook is social and AI is more make sense actually than metaverse.but who know one day metaverse and virtual reality could become mainstream when the price is make sense and less nausea when use it.

Well made. Love it.

I'm older

villan? elon musk? give me a rest

He has a chain like Dinsesh

I love his glow up!

I just hope that with all the spending they are doing that it pays off. Question is: Will Mark find a way to reverse the direction of the stock before it tanks?

once a lizard, always a lizard

We are waiting for other interesting applications like Facebook, watts app, etc.

Jea, but Facebook sucks and used to be better. Now, Instagram is really good in my taste. But Facebook, nothing happening there, just being spammed with advertising. The advertising on Instagram on the other hand seems much more engaging for me and not as intrusive.

In ZUCK we believe

now this is some news worth watching

So Zuck Evolved, and Elon Devolved?

People who are surprised by Zuck surprise me. You ain’t seen nothing yet. Wait for the metaverse

That's a kind way of describing a midlife crisis. 🌈 *Reinvention* 🌈

Mark give me the Zucccccccc

Zack has perhaps the most untrustworthy voice I’ve ever heard. Every word he oozes out erodes my confidence in him. Truly an unlikable character.

Have you ever wonder his previous actions are not due to the fact that he is a robot, but rather every move he makes is criticise and affects share price therefore he is extremely cautious? Try being in the public eye all the time.

Give him a beard and a fade and hes instantly Zaddy

The new IOS update seems to be working good, it was a close one zuck

New Update Installed ✅️

Zuch vs Musk. Musk is a gifted genius but Zack is hyper focused!

Mike teaching you was worth

03:13 Disgusting. Why the heck is this a celebration? That's just pure greed.

Zuck should get iced out...i wanna see something😂

80mil CSA reports... there's no rebranding him