The Presidents and The First Ladies Rank Mass Effect Romances

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  • @danhilltraining1982
    @danhilltraining19823 ай бұрын

    “I’ll be leaving Ash on Virmire for my next playthrough” Boe Jiden is about to play that mission on the presidents playthrough. FORESHADOWING?!?!

  • @SpcyToast

    @SpcyToast

    Ай бұрын

    He 100% does tho

  • @tarheelpro87

    @tarheelpro87

    18 күн бұрын

    Lol he leaves Ash cause she distrusts Shepard in ME2 and the start of ME3, as if Kaidan doesn’t do the exact same thing. Biden is such a hypocrite on these videos, and for that cardboard cut out for a character Kaidan? I swear on every AI Presidents video i see, Biden has the worst takes i’ve ever seen. Bro even supported Jane from The Walking Dead in one video

  • @SpcyToast

    @SpcyToast

    18 күн бұрын

    @@tarheelpro87 it's funny because it's probably 1 guy making all the decisions, but by splitting perspectives into 3 he gives every situation a lot more depth

  • @tarheelpro87

    @tarheelpro87

    18 күн бұрын

    @@SpcyToast i know, that’s how it is, i remind myself that these rankings probably aren’t the KZreadr’s honest opinions. But i just notice this pattern that on EVERY channel that makes AI voiced presidents including this one make all the presidents pretty much the same character. But part of Biden’s character is his shitty takes. Presidents Discord Server, Presidents Play, others, i swear i just disagree with Biden the most. I agree with Trump and Obama interchangeably. Trump usually has the best taste in stuff, but Obama is more level headed and in depth when it comes to explaining his opinions.

  • @wolfengaming4675
    @wolfengaming46758 ай бұрын

    “Garrus legit calibrated shepherd to dance tango” i did not thought it that way 💀

  • @insertnamehere6659

    @insertnamehere6659

    Ай бұрын

    FemShep an android? Oh no.

  • @adamjudge2899
    @adamjudge289910 ай бұрын

    "Don't worry, Barack, I'll voice your intrusive thoughts for you" DAMN i nearly baptized my buddy with my Diet Coke over that shit 😂

  • @EJD339

    @EJD339

    5 ай бұрын

    I died laughing. This series is so good. I just played legendary edition and I can’t get over these videos haba

  • @cassidepowers7006
    @cassidepowers700610 ай бұрын

    Just thinking the words "I have a home." Makes me tear up every time. If you know you know.

  • @Spinosaur101

    @Spinosaur101

    10 ай бұрын

    Oh yo, that scene legitimately hurt my heart 😭

  • @dakodaschoonover7150

    @dakodaschoonover7150

    9 ай бұрын

    😢

  • @Kelquir

    @Kelquir

    7 ай бұрын

    Dammit now you Made me want to re play the trilogy again

  • @Grundychan

    @Grundychan

    2 ай бұрын

    Everytime. That emotion hits.

  • @Tkokat

    @Tkokat

    26 күн бұрын

    it was so much better than "I love you"

  • @MetallicaRules
    @MetallicaRules10 ай бұрын

    Barack: Next up we have Garrus. All 3 women: S TIER!!! This is both hilarious, and not surprising.

  • @AlleluiaElizabeth

    @AlleluiaElizabeth

    8 ай бұрын

    Yup. And Michelle even brought up the dancing thing! Still one of the best romances bioware has produced.

  • @jkee9760
    @jkee976010 ай бұрын

    I'm just saying, Ashley was right about everything, from Udina being a snake, the counsel being self serving, and so on.

  • @californiansniper2133

    @californiansniper2133

    8 ай бұрын

    shes c tier at best

  • @Bentastic197

    @Bentastic197

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@californiansniper2133A tier

  • @NeoSapphire

    @NeoSapphire

    3 ай бұрын

    @@californiansniper2133 I think you meant to say A tier

  • @californiansniper2133

    @californiansniper2133

    3 ай бұрын

    @@NeoSapphire so you think Ashley is as good Miranda your kidding right?

  • @NeoSapphire

    @NeoSapphire

    3 ай бұрын

    @californiansniper2133 no Miranda is above Ashley but not by much they are both good options

  • @yanivin9120
    @yanivin912010 ай бұрын

    Tali’s romance and character really is the best, from being a young naive girl to a capable woman and leader. Her romance amplifies this, by allowing herself to something for her own wants, rather then focusing on the needs of her people, due to pressuring herself to live up to her father. That and she is so god damn adorable, what with her nervous school girl stutter and fan-girling over musicals And she got hips for days like god DAMN

  • @Megatron_95

    @Megatron_95

    10 ай бұрын

    And it hurts like hell when Tali says "I have a home"

  • @Captain_Insano_nomercy

    @Captain_Insano_nomercy

    10 ай бұрын

    I think she's the best pure romance, in terms of the time she gets to develop alongside Shepard and the emotional weight of the bond. Liara gets more time but it feels more hollow. Ashley has good emotional payoff but she gets less screen time to develop as a character, and all the other romances get as much or less time than this one. Tali is the only one who has it all and she's easily #1 waifu

  • @b.sz.965

    @b.sz.965

    10 ай бұрын

    Capable leader? She lost 2 out of 2 teams during her missions in me2 before joining Shepard.

  • @Lunarwolf57272

    @Lunarwolf57272

    9 ай бұрын

    @@b.sz.965 one prazza disobeyed her orders and went on ahead getting himself and his squad killed and two kreeger survives if you do the paragon interrupt which I always do because I’m not going to let a wounded man fight if he’s clearly going to get himself KIA

  • @jamestownsassacre9211

    @jamestownsassacre9211

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@Lunarwolf57272 One could argue prazza disobeyed her command because Tali did not have the respect of her team. Personally I think he was just a bad soldier and paid the price obviously

  • @_zurr
    @_zurr10 ай бұрын

    God damn, the AI voices have gotten so good. They still don't have as much emotion in their voice as normal people do, but holy shit is it close. Great work as always.

  • @miguelalejandroromerrojas4806

    @miguelalejandroromerrojas4806

    10 ай бұрын

    Michelle was uncanny for me

  • @Backseatsman1

    @Backseatsman1

    9 ай бұрын

    The guy who did the Zelda tierlists got the tone of them right.

  • @randomlyentertaining8287

    @randomlyentertaining8287

    5 ай бұрын

    Depends. I've heard a few pretty emotional sounding outbursts on occasion.

  • @SoaringNato
    @SoaringNato10 ай бұрын

    Man, Barack’s reaction to Miranda coming up was the *cherry* on the cake with Michelle’s reaction 😂😂

  • @Megatron_95

    @Megatron_95

    10 ай бұрын

    I laughed like an idiot when he did that

  • @jolyelmerz
    @jolyelmerz10 ай бұрын

    Believers in Liara supremacy may have lost a battle today, but not the war. We shall have our rightful S-tier, brothers!

  • @apollonumberone5846

    @apollonumberone5846

    10 ай бұрын

    🫡

  • @highlordlaughterofcanada8685

    @highlordlaughterofcanada8685

    10 ай бұрын

    Cope. Tali is better. :)

  • @212mochaman

    @212mochaman

    10 ай бұрын

    I'm a liaramancer but citadel dlc arc of it is TERRIBLE. Tali aint much better. Garrus FTW

  • @jolyelmerz

    @jolyelmerz

    10 ай бұрын

    @@212mochaman I wouldn't say Horrible, but I'll admit that Garrus's tango is very meme-worthy

  • @sinu9226

    @sinu9226

    10 ай бұрын

    Liara is freaky looking with that weird ass tentacle hair, Tali is cute af under the mask it's a clear choice.

  • @shapeflesh4589
    @shapeflesh45893 ай бұрын

    The foreshadowing! 2:30

  • @mattiasdjarv4096
    @mattiasdjarv409610 ай бұрын

    Its nice to see Thane getting the respect he deserves. Absolutely belongs in S tier.

  • @CubiStudios
    @CubiStudios10 ай бұрын

    Miranda (and yes even Jacob to an extent) were robbed of being able to be fully fleshed out romances with the bizarre decision to not make either of them squad mates in ME3.

  • @Megatron_95

    @Megatron_95

    10 ай бұрын

    So was Jack

  • @CubiStudios

    @CubiStudios

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Megatron_95 Jack’s was still really good with only one game and she wasn’t as shafted in ME3 as she was part of a major mission.

  • @Megatron_95

    @Megatron_95

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@CubiStudios I still don't get why Bioware let Miranda join Shepard when the commander of the Normandy invades the Cerberus headquarters. I mean you're telling me that Miss Lawson wouldn't want some payback against her former employer

  • @highlordlaughterofcanada8685

    @highlordlaughterofcanada8685

    10 ай бұрын

    Why would we want Jacob back though?

  • @Hillthugsta

    @Hillthugsta

    9 ай бұрын

    I feel like Keiden and Ashley also git similarly shafted in ME2 Liara got a dlc dedicated to her why not those two?

  • @mikhailbogdayev9036
    @mikhailbogdayev903610 ай бұрын

    Big W for Thane and Jack. Thanks for the acknowledgment

  • @LORdREDSTOneNR1
    @LORdREDSTOneNR110 ай бұрын

    How did none of them mention Tali singing? I mean, they correctly gave her S-Tier status, but it's just that extra bit

  • @timothyfinch7295

    @timothyfinch7295

    10 ай бұрын

    Because it's cringe

  • @yanivin9120

    @yanivin9120

    10 ай бұрын

    @@timothyfinch7295 YOU'RE cringe

  • @highlordlaughterofcanada8685

    @highlordlaughterofcanada8685

    10 ай бұрын

    @@timothyfinch7295 I've heard way worse to be honest.

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww

    @GenericUsername-qp1ww

    10 ай бұрын

    they didnt mention it because of how pure cringe it is. A dude going to watch a romcom with his gf is bad enough for him but if his gf starts randomly singing the theme song he'd literally rather be anywhere else at that moment

  • @teongreen5254

    @teongreen5254

    10 ай бұрын

    @@GenericUsername-qp1ww Maybe the english version. The german one isnt cringe. Also her voice is even cuter in german and doesnt have this weird accent.

  • @Megatron_95
    @Megatron_9510 ай бұрын

    Yes. Tali deserves to be in S teir list

  • @tyrannosaurus_wex

    @tyrannosaurus_wex

    10 ай бұрын

    Once again . " I have to use the restroom." Ok sis

  • @Zeitgeist2000

    @Zeitgeist2000

    10 ай бұрын

    Liara is better

  • @22martinez1

    @22martinez1

    10 ай бұрын

    Oh my gosh I absolutely love Tali, she's a wonderful lady.

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww

    @GenericUsername-qp1ww

    10 ай бұрын

    nope, opposite for me. Worst OG character

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww

    @GenericUsername-qp1ww

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Zeitgeist2000 yup, Liara has far more and better character development than Tali

  • @AlphonseSwedgen
    @AlphonseSwedgen10 ай бұрын

    I always like to wait until the third game to romance Liara. The unique version of the cutscene you get when you show real interest in her for the first time on the Citadel seals it for me. It feels more like a traditional romance in a hero's story because it has more build up, developing more naturally. It really feels like two friends that respect each other finally realizing that they were meant to be together. It's pretty adorable too, because Liara's so flustered that she almost doesn't believe it when you make your move. It's got that "For the love of God, just kiss already" energy to it. A solid S tier for my Baby Blue, all day any day.

  • @Lunarwolf57272

    @Lunarwolf57272

    10 ай бұрын

    You mean the goddess

  • @Megatron_95

    @Megatron_95

    10 ай бұрын

    I'll try that next time when I play the trilogy

  • @22martinez1

    @22martinez1

    9 ай бұрын

    Hmm I might do that since I've usually romance Liara in ME1 from the start all the way up to ME3.

  • @ryanlorenzo5003

    @ryanlorenzo5003

    9 ай бұрын

    That would be the most effective way to do Liara's romance especially if we took a realistic perspective to the relationship. Shepard was full military but then suddenly handed all this freedom as a Spectre, they wouldn't be so down to romance at a looming threat of invasion. Suicide mission has Shepard more loose acting, officially dead to the world they'd want to live their life after losing two years and getting it back only to risk it in a suicide mission. And with Liara stuck with her own business that separated would-be lovers would be finally paid off in 3 when they actually have time to spend with each other in the war to end all wars.

  • @arg_9584

    @arg_9584

    7 ай бұрын

    I still remember playing through legendary edition and initially romanced Ashley because I felt Liara was too immature or naive. Then, when i found out Liara was the one to look and find shepherd’s body, I felt so touched and like she was the companion who truly cared for shepherd. Then about half way through the game I was romancing Jack and ultimately decided to break things off with her. I just felt I was missing out on something truly special with Liara. Then comes the broker dlc and seeing Liara again in her new outfit and just being around her in a battle setting I knew she was the one. Mass effect 3 came around and it was really nice romancing Liara. It felt like reconnecting with an old friend who you had feelings for, but only now do you two get the chance to act on those feelings. I sometimes regret not romancing Liara in mass effect 1, but I feel like my shepherd had a more realistic go about his love life through the series. He thought Liara wasn’t mature enough, but after dying and being reborn thanks to Liara, he began to realize just how much she cared for him and the lengths she would go to, even more then other companions. Then by mass effect 3 the romance can feel a bit slow, but by the end it feels like you’ve actually been together throughout the trilogy as the stakes are so high.

  • @ZombieMaster420
    @ZombieMaster42010 ай бұрын

    Jack finally getting the S tier she deserves 👏

  • @TheShepardN7
    @TheShepardN710 ай бұрын

    Tali has been the day one waifu. Her growth during the relationship is easily one of the best. Liara and Jack are close seconds for me, but engineer nerdy girl stole my heart in ME 1.

  • @Megatron_95

    @Megatron_95

    10 ай бұрын

    And it hurts like hell when Miss Vas Normandy said "I have a home"

  • @timothyfinch7295

    @timothyfinch7295

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Megatron_95 How many times are you gonna post this lol

  • @Megatron_95

    @Megatron_95

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@timothyfinch7295as many times I want to post it

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww

    @GenericUsername-qp1ww

    10 ай бұрын

    what growth? Tali has never gotten any character development compared to the other OG members.

  • @PeterMuskrat6968

    @PeterMuskrat6968

    9 ай бұрын

    Goddamn it😂 Your profile pic got me fucked up. But yeah, Tali ftw and I got a little salty that I spent years trying to get my friend to play ME and I bought MELE and made her play it and on her first run she off’d the quarians and Tali.

  • @sinanroyal5359
    @sinanroyal535910 ай бұрын

    How could you not mention the final scene between Tali and Shepherd? When she said "I have a home" and "come back to me" she easily came on top of every other character in the series. Which man does not dream of having a wife talking like that when you go down to war to save your planet?

  • @semtex234

    @semtex234

    4 ай бұрын

    She sure does get around huh? :p

  • @redwings0142
    @redwings014210 ай бұрын

    So Joe romanced Jack in-game and married Jill in real life. I see what ya did there.

  • @highlordlaughterofcanada8685

    @highlordlaughterofcanada8685

    10 ай бұрын

    And when you remember that Jack and Jill are kids in that old story it makes even more sense.

  • @insertnamehere6659

    @insertnamehere6659

    Ай бұрын

    @@highlordlaughterofcanada8685 I know full well it checks out for Creepy Uncle Joe in real life, but dang it, that ruined it for me, lol.

  • @wolfeusmc2011
    @wolfeusmc201110 ай бұрын

    Lmao I lost it at "Y'all hear that Jill Biden doesn't like other women cancel her." And also at the part where Melania goes straight to Kaidens throat with the romance lmao 🤣 these will NEVER get old.

  • @mrmannzz8487
    @mrmannzz84872 ай бұрын

    2:30 Can't believe the crazy foreshadowing or psychic prediction, Joe must have done more then dipping into Hunter's stash.

  • @rustyshackle8000
    @rustyshackle80009 ай бұрын

    Thane deserves that top spot. While he's only in two games, his romance is maybe the most tragic and romantic. Just the phrase "Meet you across the sea" breaks me.

  • @Brandonious15987
    @Brandonious159872 ай бұрын

    Joe really do be keeping his word with Ashley.

  • @arminxvs3372
    @arminxvs33723 ай бұрын

    2:30 That foreshadowing of Joe was insane! 😂

  • @LORdREDSTOneNR1
    @LORdREDSTOneNR110 ай бұрын

    The ladies too? Damn, this is going to be great!

  • @Whippets
    @Whippets10 ай бұрын

    Traynor is S Tier, the smartest, freakiest and yet somehow the most traditional romance out there. She ticks all the boxes for me when I play FemShep.

  • @alyantza
    @alyantza10 ай бұрын

    Can we all agree that if Bakara was a romance option for Shepard she would be straight S-tier, no questions?

  • @_zurr

    @_zurr

    Ай бұрын

    A sort of reverse Kelly situation cuz you KNOW she's gonna be havin a milliom Krogan babies

  • @jorbur3604
    @jorbur36047 ай бұрын

    Speaking of Allers, I’m still pissed that they killed Emily Wong offscreen and brought in Allers as a journalist for the Normandy. Should’ve just kept Emily alive and had her take Allers’ place, cause at least then it’s someone you have at least some small connection with if you did her side quest in Mass Effect 1 instead of just being Jessica Chobot

  • @lumina1104
    @lumina110410 ай бұрын

    It's a shame that they ignored that FemShep can romance Liara, as well. Saying that FemShep doesn't have good options except Garrus is just untrue.

  • @dragonoidx
    @dragonoidx10 ай бұрын

    Can’t wait for this to come out especially the First Ladies being in on it as well 😂🤣😂

  • @dragonoidx

    @dragonoidx

    10 ай бұрын

    It was worth it!! 😂😂😂

  • @cameronthomson2326
    @cameronthomson232610 ай бұрын

    This is where the fun begins

  • @Lunarwolf57272

    @Lunarwolf57272

    10 ай бұрын

    This isn’t Star Wars commander this is mass effect

  • @maximososa8798
    @maximososa879810 ай бұрын

    This should be fun.

  • @TruuJones
    @TruuJones10 ай бұрын

    AI Trump is pretty much always on point. 1) Ashley was right 2) Ashley is def S Tier. "Don't kink shame me" 😂😂😂

  • @usgatlas2085
    @usgatlas208510 ай бұрын

    Could have changed some things about Jacob like for example: Make him idolise his dad like a hero and that inspiration lead him to join the Alliance to be just like him but have subtle hints in his dialogue that there are cracks and signs that his dad may not all be cracked up to be. In addition, during his loyalty mission when he finds out what his dad did, he should lose his shit (big deal since he's normally cool headed and doesn't let things bother him) and condemn and swear at his dad for a monster he has become ( insert dark knight quote here.) Keep the Original 3 choices on how to deal with his dad but have Jacob completely disgusted and angry at him. After the mission, The player should decide how Jacob should deal with the grief of the "death" of his father; either outright disregard him and remember him as a evil, cowardly POS, remember the good things/ values he taught him or let Jacob decide for himself. This choice should show the changes in his character and be more open up to Shepard. His romance on 2nd and 3rd should have discussions about his fear of ending up like his dad and being a monster and Shepard can reassure him that he won't. 3rd game if his dad was arrested, there could be a side quest where Jacob might want to rescue him despite being still angry at his actions and it could end with Jacob pinned down from reaper forces, his dad, showing genuine remorse for his actions and want his son to live, will sacrifice his life to save Jacob. This could make Jacob re-evaluate his view on his dad, a heavily flawed man who still did the right thing in the end.

  • @highlordlaughterofcanada8685

    @highlordlaughterofcanada8685

    10 ай бұрын

    And just like that you made Jacob more interesting than a literal team of writers could. It's too bad the quest in 3 only works if his dad isn't dead since BioWare doesn't like making brand new quests to compensate when a key character to a story is dead, so they wouldn't have done it.

  • @lavellelee5734

    @lavellelee5734

    6 ай бұрын

    This would have made him b tier at least! You could also have the rivalry between him and thane be more explored

  • @Nameandaddresswithheld
    @Nameandaddresswithheld10 ай бұрын

    The world would be such a better place if they were actually like this. I wish we went back to the old system when the runner up would be VP so they’d just stay neutral instead of outwardly hostile

  • @CowboyBebop262
    @CowboyBebop26210 ай бұрын

    "...gonna have him fight blue iron knuckles in Zelda II: The Adventure of Link." Goddamn, Michelle torched Jacob's ass!

  • @DopeOG420
    @DopeOG42010 ай бұрын

    Sometimes I feel as if they’re actually in a call talking about this it’s so on point it’s crazy

  • @grunt9950
    @grunt995010 ай бұрын

    Finally more US presidents mass effect content. After discovering your channel I've tried the competition on KZread and no cap I've seen no other channels with dialogues this coherent and high quality; all the other channels make them speak like 15 years idiots on repeat. Good job buddy. Amazing quality

  • @rickoshay5525
    @rickoshay552510 ай бұрын

    Ashley's lack of development is because her writers and designers were both replaced.

  • @rickoshay5525

    @rickoshay5525

    10 ай бұрын

    Kaiden is more like the cardboard cutout of a male side character in a harem anime.

  • @rickoshay5525

    @rickoshay5525

    10 ай бұрын

    13:00. WRONG, Jack didn't abandon him. He sacrificed his life to save hers. They were in a heist together, and she got pinned down. He had two choices, either take the score and abandon her, or dump the score and save her. Her guilt was that she finally found one person in the Galaxy who loved her and she lost him.

  • @rickoshay5525

    @rickoshay5525

    10 ай бұрын

    BioWare really threw straight Femshep under the bus. Her romance options consist of a cheater and a terminally ill guy and a boring guy and a friendly lovable guy who can't give her children.

  • @jacobrichards3635
    @jacobrichards363510 ай бұрын

    Not putting Miranda in S tier is crazy

  • @Everhardt94
    @Everhardt9410 ай бұрын

    Glad to see my girl Traynor getting the respect she deserves. She may not be S-Tier, but she's still my personal favorite romance in Mass Effect.

  • @rickoshay5525

    @rickoshay5525

    10 ай бұрын

    She really felt shoved in my face as if to make up for the fact that she didn't exist for the first two-thirds of the story.

  • @mafianpingu9399
    @mafianpingu939910 ай бұрын

    Samara is heavily underrated and I agree with Donald

  • @arminxvs3372

    @arminxvs3372

    3 ай бұрын

    Underdevelopped

  • @randomisedlol871
    @randomisedlol87110 ай бұрын

    Jack deserved much more in ME3. In her Tattoo scene, if you don’t go for the paragon interrupt she will exclaim that you are hers. I also don’t like how chill she is with the breakup. It is out of character. If anything I would expect Liara to be more chill with a breakup than Jack. Finally, aside from Tali, she seems to be the most loving to Shep despite not showing it much verbally. A very underrated romance. I also don’t agree that she should have been a romance option for femshep. I get it if she is available for a fling aka the renegade option, but not the full romance. It’s clear she is romantically interested in males even if she is sexually more open to both genders.

  • @docproc144
    @docproc1449 ай бұрын

    Jacob gets all the smoke in every video and I love it lol. F*ck that guy 🤣

  • @nathanstruble2177
    @nathanstruble217710 ай бұрын

    Tali is hands down S teir!! Anything less is Heresey!!!

  • @TheRealKingddg
    @TheRealKingddg10 ай бұрын

    The dynamic in this was amazing. Great work!

  • @markllandermiguel23
    @markllandermiguel2310 ай бұрын

    This has to be your funniest video yet, man. I respect the effort put into this, keep it up!

  • @shatterpoint1126
    @shatterpoint112610 ай бұрын

    I would also say that it almost feels like Liara is being pushed on you by Bioware when you're allowed to start a new romance with Liara in Mass Effect 3

  • @Abfallkannibale
    @Abfallkannibale9 ай бұрын

    Saren is a better romance than Jacob. He dies for you at the end of me1. Fight me.

  • @DS6Prophet
    @DS6Prophet10 ай бұрын

    Tali is always going to be my girl in these games! Liara is great, but she's too weird & distant for someone who's supposed to be your girlfriend, not just a friend you see, whenever circumstances allow it.

  • @DRTisKING
    @DRTisKING10 ай бұрын

    Tali got S teir, that's all that matters

  • @TheNewGuy21
    @TheNewGuy2110 ай бұрын

    Love the editing you've put into the videos! Keep up the great work!

  • @achd5083
    @achd508310 ай бұрын

    Miranda is S tier and, with romance, had the best character arc going from an ice queen to literally begging you to promise you’ll come back from the suicide mission only to get fucked over in ME3 more than any other character. I’ll die on this hill. Samara is S tier. A woman who’s lost everything and for a moment she shows vulnerability when she leans into the kiss in ME2 only to pull back. “In another time, in another life” was very literal and it’s a heartbreaking story of a woman who only knows her current way of life and can’t allow herself to stray from it due to prior trauma. And Samantha’s A tier. I like her mix of nerdy and assertive nature and it’s cute when she talks about a future with femshep.

  • @FlipTrackz
    @FlipTrackz4 ай бұрын

    “Never underestimate my ability to do things out of spite” bro I’m fucking crying

  • @megakillerx
    @megakillerx10 ай бұрын

    Bit of a shame that there’s no honorable mention of you being the wingman for EDI and Joker in this tier list. The way you’ve spent time throughout the game making her understand human nature and developing her personality is the sole reason why i ever feel bad for ever picking the destroy ending, not even Legion and the Geth had that impact on me.

  • @lumina1104

    @lumina1104

    10 ай бұрын

    Agreed. On the same note, I don't romance Garrus or Tali because it's so cute watching them get flirty with each other in ME3.

  • @wolfeusmc2011
    @wolfeusmc201110 ай бұрын

    And last note I love how each President and First Lady's relationship were all no sparred in this exchange lmao 🤣 should have more president's and first lady skits

  • @zwiebeldogs
    @zwiebeldogs10 ай бұрын

    I usually don't really have any interest in hetero relationships for my protag (unless there's no other choice) but Tali for MShep and Garrus for FShep are so so so good, I could not NOT do their romances

  • @pematsering4517
    @pematsering45177 ай бұрын

    Great work. Can't stop listening to your incredible work, thanks.

  • @Enclavefakesoldier
    @Enclavefakesoldier10 ай бұрын

    Morinth may kill you fast, but Jacob will kill you slowly with his cringe and infidelity. Holy shit thats how he looks in that mobile game? The galaxy sure went to hell after Shepard died.

  • @wolfeusmc2011
    @wolfeusmc201110 ай бұрын

    Also just a heads up to all viewers the biggest inspiration to why Garrus for Shep to dance is because it was a nod to James Cameron's True Lies It's a funny but also action flick from the 90s it's an homage to Arnold and Jamie Tangoing after the movie concludes

  • @j_v_linden
    @j_v_linden26 күн бұрын

    Goddamn it, Barry, I thought you got it! Among all male romance options Miranda's romance is S tier, if not S+ tier and I need only two words to prove it - sex scene. Because it's peak of any romance in this game. In ME1 male Shepard can have Liara of Ashley in his cabin before Ilos and their intimate moments plays almost identical. They are easily A tier - tense moment before final battle, dark room with few lights and blessed camera angles. They even praise commander for their skills in that battlefield. In ME2 Jack sex scene is not even there. Its more crying and feelings, which is nice too. But to comfort your partner when you already got stress of the suicide mission is not what you want. You can argue, that you get her sex scene after a couple of dialogs in early game, but you can't romance her after that, so it doesn't count. Tali's helmet scene is intimate and all, but her suit and face is pretty much all we got. Miranda's scene is hot, unexpected and badass. Instead of quite f*ck in Shepard's attic the goes balls deep - going all out in engineering room pretty much in plain sight with FUCKING WINDOWS in it. Miranda's goal is not only in getting it in setting that can get you discovered - she pretty much want to let all her rivals know that she got Shepard for herself alone. And her, unzipping her white suit, revealing this blessed breast? Your heart can stop and you will be fine with that cuz you got the best that galaxy have to offer. The only thing in that department that can come close - is Traynor in ME3, cuz she went all out on female Shepard in the shower. But she is for female commander only. Liara's scene was a banger too, so she is S tier as well. In ME3 Jack almost got nothing, Tali's scene is good, I guess. Miranda's scene in ME3 was not that great, I admit, but still better that Jack's. I rest my case. You should put Miranda in S tier, Barack.

  • @Viva_Zero
    @Viva_Zero9 ай бұрын

    I generally romance Ashley, and I enjoy it for the most part in comparison to the other ones as the rockiness makes the ultimate ending feel the most earned, and the ending on Earth when she tries to force her way into the final battle and trying to convince Shepard she can do it, and Shepard's "I know you can..." was a wonderfully emotional ending the fit her entire character and the growth she goes through in the course of these games literally perfectly. One of the few examples of good romantic writing in ME3 for anyone because the whole game is a crapshow of bad writing and everyone is worse off for it. Tali's great and a totally worthy relationship pick, but how can I take away Tali and Garrus as a couple from my top bro? That said, Obama makes a good point about her being too young seeming with the crush stuff, but I thought it was sweet too. She's great. The photoshop...eh. Hot take maybe but I didn't think it was as big of a deal as others. Miranda & Jack were both PRETTY well written, but the issue is just not a good amount of time spent with them and no worthwhile ending on Earth. Jack is a ton of fun when she calms down in ME3 and one of the few characters that feels like she actually improves in ME3, and to be fair if you break up with Miranda in ME3 her look of heartbreak is guaranteed to make anyone feel like the biggest POS in the history of the world. Liara is exactly what they said in the video and why I didn't like it. It felt like they were forcing it so hard on me throughout the games that I couldn't enjoy it. She is just too perfect. In my experience in real life that is just setting up for trouble down the line, so maybe it's a me thing. But I wasn't a fan.

  • @smellycat7622
    @smellycat762210 ай бұрын

    thank you, I have so much fun watching your videos, I learn something new about this game I love!, and so funny!!

  • @mattofthe7pathes
    @mattofthe7pathes10 ай бұрын

    I've been waiting for this!!

  • @mattofthe7pathes

    @mattofthe7pathes

    10 ай бұрын

    Yeah, I don't see the appeal of Tali. Liara, Ashley, Jack, and Miranda made sense, but Tali just wasn't all that attractive to me. Cute, sweet, but nah, I'm good.

  • @ChaoticOrcPaladin
    @ChaoticOrcPaladin10 ай бұрын

    That was fantastic! Thanks!

  • @RG-zt4ox
    @RG-zt4ox10 ай бұрын

    Dudes writing is Shakespearean, no joking the writing for a presidential tier list is better than most movies

  • @0rderr66
    @0rderr664 ай бұрын

    When I die play these at my funeral.

  • @gavinjones
    @gavinjones10 ай бұрын

    I love the club afterlife music in the background ❤

  • @hotshot590
    @hotshot59010 ай бұрын

    This was awesome. It’s easy to forget that these people would NEVER do anything like this IRL lol keep up the great work!

  • @khristian625
    @khristian6259 ай бұрын

    Okay, Joe simping Jack is clever af, Jack.

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox34628 ай бұрын

    Garrus is Weapons grade husbando material. Liara and Tali are the best female love interests.

  • @lieuutenant
    @lieuutenant10 ай бұрын

    Prime this is one of your best! Liara is S tier tho 🤨👍🏻

  • @blursedbabadook7262
    @blursedbabadook726210 ай бұрын

    Michelle high key jelly of Miranda.

  • @Captain_Insano_nomercy

    @Captain_Insano_nomercy

    10 ай бұрын

    Remember she caught Barry thirsting over her in the M2 mission rankings

  • @eno6712
    @eno671210 ай бұрын

    I literally got raped by Jacob just trying to be nice to a Black guy . Funniest experience in ANY RPG 11/5 IGN

  • @regularsizedrudy5340
    @regularsizedrudy534010 ай бұрын

    I cant express how much i love all of these.

  • @noahkarpinski1824
    @noahkarpinski182410 ай бұрын

    Honestly, the interactions are great

  • @saxpackabs
    @saxpackabs10 ай бұрын

    I think these are some of the best written interactions. You get all parties so on it.

  • @JAYDOG1337A
    @JAYDOG1337A10 ай бұрын

    Yeah, I always go for the Tali Romance in my Maleshep playthroughs. For Femshep I go for the Liara Romance, even if I do think the Garrus Romance is thematically better.

  • @poundsofslothcigars
    @poundsofslothcigars10 ай бұрын

    this was actually a really cool list with the wives

  • @hazanko5875
    @hazanko587511 күн бұрын

    JACK GANG FOR LIFE jill absolutely ruthlessly destroying that mobile game portrait of jacob was the funniest shit i've seen in weeks.

  • @wreckingrich3788
    @wreckingrich37883 ай бұрын

    This video is S-tier!

  • @bigflip3714
    @bigflip3714Ай бұрын

    Great vid

  • @jakegibbs9638
    @jakegibbs9638Ай бұрын

    Oh shit i see joes forshadowing now

  • @BigLulu22
    @BigLulu2210 ай бұрын

    I have to agree with Liara being seemingly forced upon the player. It's enjoyable but it doesn't feel earned and it's not as fulfilling as alot of the other options. Also a common argument I see in the pro liara side is about the fact you spend more time with her than anyone else, but I don't think that's fair. Rather than the amount of time you have I'd rather look at what you get out of the time you do have. And the quality of the time spent with Liara is just not as high as with others. I don't dislike her romance or character, but there's nothing special enough to make her S tier for me. Tali and Garrus rule supreme and I won't accept anything different. I'd argue beyond S even because I don't think they can be put on the same level as the other multiple S tiers. But that being said Jack and Thane both still deserve to be up there in S tier too, hence separate tier. But the journey the 2 of them go on makes me as proud as I would be my actual partner. I think i'm biased towards the growth and changes characters go on through their relationship. To this day I can't get over Jacob. I don't even have the words for him anymore. I just feel bad at this point. The Minor Romances mostly have alot of potential and I think that given the same amount of time they could be just as great as the best of them. So I personally judge them on comparison to the best single game the other romance paths have to be fair. Kelly is the biggest victim of the neglect these romances suffered I think. Her unfortunate sacrifice is why the ME3 romances are a bit better in this regard. Steve was nice and touching if a little bland (though I can see why people would enjoy that, while It's not really to my taste.) Samantha on the other hand rules. Personally I'd put her equal to Miranda at the very least. Miranda goes on the same journey whether you romance her or not. Samantha reveals so much more of herself through the romance, which makes alot of sense if you think about it. Any work colleague turned love interest should be the same. Honestly I'd put her in S tier and it's criminal that we didn't get more from her in the previous games. I think bioware struck some gold with her. Diane seems to be really into being the reporter who will do "anything" for a scoop considering she's so scared of being seen that way. Makes me pretty uncomfortable when I think about it. If she was open enough to brave the risks and go public I'd respect her alot, but the fact that she wants to have her cake and eat it too while looking like she's a fasting monk doesn't sit right with me. She's worthy of standing right above Jacob to me. James is an interesting 1 to me. I don't think it's fair to be called a romance by itself. It's a great fling though and if there were a 4th game with a continuation of his path, I could easily see how it could progress to being great.

  • @juliobento8782
    @juliobento878210 ай бұрын

    Perfect for a Sunday afternoon!

  • @moargr4yons
    @moargr4yons9 ай бұрын

    i don't even know anything about mass effect, and i love these videos. kinda makes me wanna buy a code off g2a to play it.

  • @RetroEd23
    @RetroEd2310 ай бұрын

    I agree with Obama about Tali. She’s a great character for sure, but I always saw her more as a little sister than a potential romantic partner.

  • @jamesadvincola9687

    @jamesadvincola9687

    14 күн бұрын

    Agreed.

  • @dvaritek434
    @dvaritek43410 ай бұрын

    The list is pretty flawless. 🎉🎉🎉

  • @Deitousbeenie
    @Deitousbeenie8 ай бұрын

    An absolute masterpiece. Definitley need to discuss more npc rizz in the future, but I dont know if any other games go as deep into the romance as mass effect. Also bring in more consultants in the future, IDK if George and Laura Bush would be all that fun to listen to, but the Clintons should definitely be in here.

  • @Benjilabu
    @Benjilabu10 ай бұрын

    Lord this is amazing

  • @yabbadabbindude
    @yabbadabbindude10 ай бұрын

    Awesome vid

  • @MrSonicHedgehog
    @MrSonicHedgehog10 ай бұрын

    Liara is S-tier due to how loyal she is. Exemplifies my Mane 6 waifu to a t

  • @jamesadvincola9687

    @jamesadvincola9687

    14 күн бұрын

    Facts. Ride or die

  • @King0nyx
    @King0nyx10 ай бұрын

    You're goddamn right Tali is S tier

  • @Conslappy
    @Conslappy10 ай бұрын

    Tali = S I see this is an absolute win

  • @weiserwolfsgeist
    @weiserwolfsgeist7 ай бұрын

    It's funny how much alike I am with AI Donald. I love the Asari and I think Liara belongs in S tier and my favorite S tier class is Vanguard.

  • @gerald1495

    @gerald1495

    5 ай бұрын

    based blue beauty enjoyer

  • @jamesadvincola9687

    @jamesadvincola9687

    14 күн бұрын

    Liara is best girl no doubt

  • @ledelste
    @ledelste10 ай бұрын

    This series is -absurdly- entertaining. Mor pls

  • @aliud9904
    @aliud990410 ай бұрын

    Never thought I'd agree with solely Trump on a point, but not putting Liara in S tier is a Spectre-worthy crime (Jokes aside I still love this vid hehe)

  • @steelbear2063
    @steelbear20639 ай бұрын

    Ain't no way Jack is above Miranda, that's just crazy, crazier than Jack

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