Your cry acting was so good I almost started crying myself.

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

thats just what the power of voodoo ranger teas and hit hulu film press play by greg bjorkman do to someone

@fsargewinney

3 ай бұрын

@@HEXLOOM you are the sole reason for me going to pickup voodoo ranger tea

This video felt like an unhinged fever dream. I love it.

@amishdinkledork

2 ай бұрын

another hilarious and amazing hexloom video. unfortunately, the actual greg borkman and that hulu movie are ASS. lol made for a good meme in this video at least

My girlfriend asked why I liked hexloom so much so I showed her this video. So now I'm single.

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

you’re better off, king

@Cleric314

3 ай бұрын

Worth

@kadinwoodward1381

3 ай бұрын

Fuck yeh brotherrrrreee

@Aphaiton

3 ай бұрын

No girlfriend just means more time for Hexloom!

Hexloom, amateur tarkov player, professional actor.. we truly are blessed 🙏

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

just an actor who plays video games

Everytime I die in Tarkov, I always pray that Hexloom finds my loot. He's earned it.

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

this is true, i don’t know why, but it’s true

voodoo ranger gave you some crackhead energy. Great video

i cried and a bit of pee came out

Alternative title: When theater kids play Tarkov

The crying was fucking hilarious

Late night hex after a few drinks is a completely different goblin of a person. What a great guy

best thumbnails in the game

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

i used to hate doing thumbnails, but now i like doing them, so i appreciate this!

@Guaguadeath

3 ай бұрын

Yeah yours are definitely some of the best man lol. Along with Zchums and Sam's

im so glad to have you as part of the tarkov community brings a great comedic value to a serious game

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

i appreciate that! the game is more fun when not taken serious

@stunningandbrave3527

3 ай бұрын

@@HEXLOOM dude waaayyy better, nothing beats loading into a raid with a frankenstien build and you kill a few PMC's and ruin their gaming experience! 🤣🤣🤣

Holy shit I regret missing this deranged stream

Real "caffeinated alcoholic beverage" energy in this one.

Now this is peak Tarkov performance and now I know why Auqa duo's with you.

Can confirm that 5 RPDs in Gate 3 goes hard.

What makes this video even funnier than it was, is thinking about the fact that from Hexloom’s pov, he did/said all of this craziness in a room by himself lol

I think the Voodo Rangers kicked in.

This video was top tier! I couldn’t stop laughing through the whole thing 😂😂

Another absolute banger Hexloom! It was even more enjoyable to watch live on stream.

You sure there isn’t meth in that voodoo ranger hex. I watched a man slowly spiral out of control into madness

Watching Hexloom is equivalent to a fever dream and I'm here for it

tugboat fog horn KILLS ME omfg. voodoo rat prayer shall be uttered every night before bed for the glorious bounty

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

it’s what the rat gods want

bro got me laughing so hard on these dorms kills!😂 love when you pop off like that! feelsgood voodoo ranger! that guy that killed you with the vog had a funny name too!

this was top notch baha. excuse me while i just play the "money" in a loop on repeat

Of all the corners of the earth I could be in, my god am I enthralled to be upon this one. Praise Greg. Praise Hex. Shoutout to Press Play on Hulu and to the pirates. Until next time

You deserve whatever the russian equivalent of a Grammy Award is. Tom Cruise eat your heart out.

Not even ten minutes in and I've had to pause the video twice from laughing so much.

Glad to see you doing well Hex!

Oscar worthy id say (i just finished the first half of the intro)

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

i learned it all from hit Hulu film Press Play by Greg Bjorkman

u deserve a Oscar Hex.

10:25 Banged through the door. The way I'd go out too. Lol

It's always a good day when I get new content Hex, thank you!

Man rapidly descending in to madness

Hex in factory cellars with a grenade pin pulled singing LA Dispute lyrics

I’ve been watching you for a while and idk why you don’t have more subs. The algorithm needs to blast your ass

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

YT has always hated me, but i appreciate you watching!

holy fuck the money segment had me dying xDD

This is the most unhinged (drunk) I’ve ever seen this man

The Horned Rat is the name-name of the rat god... yes-yes.

one of the greatest tarkov videos ever witnessed

VOODOO RANGER! NO CODE, JUST DRINK IT!

My God, the chaotic charisma that Hex has is something to behold. Great video. Appreciate you, gamer

Always a pleasure watching a hex video

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

thanks for watching!

HEXLOOM, I love your channel so much, I just had to subscribe!

This was on a different level

Told my doctor the ED went away when I saw the new Hex upload, thanks for curing me.

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

this is true, the doctor told me too

This is such a good video Hex, only thing that can beat it, the hit hulu film Press Play by Greg Bjorkman

Youre doctor would be very disappointed if he knew you took more of your adderall at once than you were supposed to.

i am genuinely shocked that you dont get 50k views

I fiddle with myself to your videos hexloom!

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

violins are pretty cool

This was FIRE! lmao

Not sure if gummy hittin' or this realyl be the funniest vid yet.

the rat god was pleased with the sacrifice 🙏

Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.

9:05 spoken like a family man

Hexloom I love your content and more importantly as of recent - I have been destroying the new Voodoo Teas

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

they’re so good aren’t they?

Dude I missed one hell of a stream it appears lol

An extra day well spent. Amazed the internet gets this for free.

@JuxCordaus

3 ай бұрын

Also, what's that song at 6:48 on the scary shotgun man?

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

here ya go! kzread.info/dash/bejne/m5aixMqpZ8a6l7w.htmlsi=t5aRVDxmX367-VM2

@JuxCordaus

3 ай бұрын

@@HEXLOOM thanks!

shoutout to grog borkman, love that guy

If you are not in Press Play 2: The Reunion, I'll be very dissapointed.

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

Press Play 2: PAUSE

@speeder-scout4541

3 ай бұрын

@@HEXLOOM 😂

what a coincidence i just finished the hit movie press play on hulu from director greg

My god this was quality.

7:40 *flips to side B

great vid!!!!!!!!

Wrap your tire in a chain and then go at a torso. Or weaponize a lawnmower or other tools.

Greg better hire you for his next film

@HEXLOOM

Ай бұрын

IM BEGGIN

what a banger

Depression hits when you don’t post on Sunday

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

but you got a surprise monday video!!

Huge shoutout to Greg Bjorkman, everyone go watch Press Play right now

Thanks, gamer!

Omid lookin like a leather daddy

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

he kisses like one too

I'm not gonna confirm or deny that I was paid to say this but, ever since I replaced water and all forms of food with Voodoo Ranger my raids have been more successful.

mummy mia!

Beast ❤

ayo what kind ear buds you use Hex? Ive been looking for good pair and your hardware section on twitch seems fishy

Rat gods be praised

This vid make me hap

Hexloom for best actor guy

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

im going to win that oscar

mummy mia

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

MUMMY MIA!!

The crackhead stream edit

Acting!

help me hex i smoked once and now im died

Voodoo Ranger making hard tea now? Just had a Juice Force the other day - Comment sponsored by Greg Bjorkman (not really)

🎬

every day that hexloom doesnt stream or upload to yt i cry myself to sleep at night and yell at my wife and children. More content for their sake please, Mr. Loom think of the children.

minut 12:16 Jimmy eat world

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

jimmy moment

Gonna need the song at 9:32

id DONATE MONEY, BUTY GOOGLE HAS, "Alphabet has a market cap or net worth of $1.93 trillion as of April 15, 2024. Its market cap has increased by 44.51% in one year." so im just gonna comment -- Hell yea.

I found god in this video

hog?

What's the song at 6:47?

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

one of the hardest songs to ever hit a video game: kzread.info/dash/bejne/m5aixMqpZ8a6l7w.htmlsi=t5aRVDxmX367-VM2

@PonchoANS7

3 ай бұрын

@@HEXLOOM How did I not recognize it!? Thanks papa Hex.

Mamma Mia he is tanky 😮

Hog

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

hog

since no one said it, first

@VoodooJuicyHaze

3 ай бұрын

no your not

@ItzSlushie

3 ай бұрын

@@VoodooJuicyHaze :((( send me a case of that new tea

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

first

@ItzSlushie

3 ай бұрын

@@HEXLOOM NOOOOOOOOOO

SEXLOOM MONDAY?!?! WOOOOO!!! 🤤🤤🤤

he really glazed his sponsors doesnt he

freak

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

si

Voodoo ranger is fucking nasty

very chad, i am glad for the wait. it was well worth it. ill tell my grand children about you hexloom. F O L K H E R O .

@HEXLOOM

3 ай бұрын

i like pizza. i like shrimp. why not both??