The Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT is 50% Genius, 60% Stupid. I Love It.
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Today on the channel, I drive the first SUV to be developed by Porsche's infamous GT department - the Cayenne Turbo GT. Nobody needs it, I'm not sure anybody asked for it - but is it good?
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I had a ‘23 turbo GT delivered in November. I drive it every day. In standard setting it’s quite comfortable and moderately polite. Sport and sport plus are strictly for serious fun. I expected this car to be a fast turbo cayenne when I ordered it. Obviously, no GTs to text drive. I was very wrong. It’s utter madness, crazy motoring joy, and Porsche engineering mysticism. And you’re right. You can’t get off the floor for less than an additional 35k in options. I added PTS velvet purple. Best and most fun car I’ve ever owned.
@AntoniusTyas
Жыл бұрын
Audi's Velvet Purple? On Cayenne Turbo GT? Sounds like a punchy combo.
@computercrack
Жыл бұрын
Good choice!
@cathalwalker3308
5 ай бұрын
I purchased one last week and love it. The fuel consumption is crazy though
@FranklinRichardsIII1
4 ай бұрын
@@cathalwalker3308did you customize yours? Curious how long you might’ve waited. Any chance you got lower than msrp? I’m looking for an allocation for right now or a my2025.
@cathalwalker3308
4 ай бұрын
@@FranklinRichardsIII1 I was lucky to get it second hand. The original owner sold it after 1 month of owning it and I picked it up straight away out of the show room. No waiting list. It’s also the only Turbo GT in my country 😅
JayEmm any car that is 110% anything is worth talking about. Thank you for bringing fun to car reviews . Love your content!!!
@JayEmmOnCars
Жыл бұрын
Thanks David!
You mentioned it's a boring interior, I totally agree. But, it's Britain. People will only order extremely boring black-black-black inside out cars. I'm struggling finding one Cayenne Turbo S with a good spec. They have plenty of good colours but all the people choose is shades of gray and black. It's a shame people are so dull nowadays.
@andrewnevermind4902
2 ай бұрын
Maybe they're mostly purchased by straight men.
I can't help but wonder how incredible saloons, coupes, estates and hatchbacks could have been if they all had the amount of engineering these things needed to handle like they do.
“…sense of fear that you instil in other road users”😂
I hope you get your hands on some BMWs soon, specifically the M5CS and M3 Touring. Also would love to see the GT4RS.
@Fc-cb3tn
Жыл бұрын
I'd love to see him tear the new mongrel of a car XM apart
3.3 seconds?! Bloody hell!
A very capable vehicle. Not my type of car, but can see why a wealthy sportier car driver with a family might. Thanks Jay! 🙏🙏
I had to forgo a Cayenne Turbo. I used one for a bit and it turned me into Toad of Toad Hall. Too much full on fun. I needed and bought the chilled power of the V10 Touareg. ✅
Even though there might be some weird subtitles when having CC on in the clip, I really love the text "Music is playing" each time you throttle the Porsche hard 😂❤👍 Keep up the good job!
Not an oul yoke I'd like to run 2nd hand, was moaning earlier about a rear wiper costing £8 for my Toyota Auris 😂
Jay you’ve fast become my favourite automobile KZreadr. You make interesting content out of cars I dgaf about, no mean feat.
I saw 2 of these going around the track at the aus gp last year and I was shocked at how fast they were there mental
@resnonverba137
Жыл бұрын
They're...
@DannyBradshaw
Жыл бұрын
@@resnonverba137 Grrrreat!😉👍
"...think about what you've done".. 😂. What a way to sign off. 😂
I have just purchased a 2023 Porsche Cayenne GTS Coupe. It is All Black except for the red brake callipers. In NZ it is $100k plus cheaper than the GT and only 1 second slower. Seems like a bargain in comparison. Can tow 3.5 ton as well.
I saw/hear one of these yesterday while out shopping. I heard it first and looked around for one of those "bro" trucks and couldn't figure out where it came from and then when I was walking out I heard it fire up. Sounds absolutely wicked.
Don’t forget the first Gen one you need to revisit! You said. Great Review
Amazing SUV, Porsche did it again !!! Simply love it
Fast becoming my fav car reviewer. For talking about the things that REALLY DO matter to owners who have to live with their cars in the real world long term. And for calling it as it is.
Great car, great review. Well done, James, top form. Are you going to any meets in Essex anytime soon? (I missed the Hawaiian shirt meet due to a potholed tyre in the floods. If you remember the day)
Porsche's GT department are crazy and god they make great cars.
Great review, very enjoyable. Keep it up.
A hippo do ballet..... You haven't been obliged to watch Fantasia five times with the kids 😢😂
Great review, shows really the fun you had with the TGT!
It's an answer to a question nobody needed or wanted answering. They are ridiculous.
I saw one used as pace car during a Porsche World Road Show event on February (my birthday, coincidentally). It replaced the Cayman GT4RS during rainy weather. It's absolutely stupid, yet it's charming.
I like that you are open to reviewing this car honestly. I am getting a Ferrari Pursanque next year and British car reviews of luxury SUVs are very bitter from the outset. These coupe SUVs are very abrasive to some car journalists. But I don't think they realise they are not the target buyer being a middle aged guy who likes cars. It's mostly Women and indeed rich women who enjoy these types of cars. This Cayenne GT is not a car aimed at Ron Burgundy or Chris Harris because they don't buy SUVs. This is the modern female version of a 1972 Chrysler Imperial 2 door or in Britain the Jensen interceptor..It answered every problem with more.
@Gigithinker2
Жыл бұрын
I just came back from the Maranello factory tour last week. I witnessed the Purosangue and it’s straight V12 being assembled and my god ! You’re absolutely a very lucky man. It’s a different league . Congrats !
@imBugra
9 ай бұрын
I totally agree with you. Some of the reviewers are going wild on why brands make these sort of cars. It's irritating. I'd love to have a 911 instead of a Cayenne Turbo S E-Hybrid, but I'm buying this car to do high speed intercountry cruising throughout the Europe, from Great Britain to Turkey. Not everyone has to drive their cars in the crappy UK roads, risking others lives and the driving licence. It offers a good balance of quality, performance, and practicality. Congrats for your Purosangue, you can't go wrong with it!
50% + 60% = 110% The new British math. 🤣 Great review.
@cafe405
Жыл бұрын
That's the joke....
@JayEmmOnCars
Жыл бұрын
And there was me thinking my sense of humour wasn't sophisticated
@stifflerantique9005l
Жыл бұрын
JayEmm is half man, half wolf, half bear!
@v4skunk739
Жыл бұрын
It's true, math is racist according to people at uni these days.
@mattBLACKpunk
Жыл бұрын
@@JayEmmOnCars nah, you just have -10% in maths
If this has a UTE version it would be supercool biker's weekend warrior...getting fast to distanced resort, enjoy the ride, b&b and low flight back...
You're not gonna get many Hay Bales in the back of that 😢
At 10:23 9:11 on the clock ! Sens of details or what ?!😎 Keep going the good job👌
Call me mystic Meg but I can't believe I asked for this review last week 👀
Renault 😂 that was a good one. Actually I like your comments more, than seeing the pictures. Keep going 👍
Great video, love this
Love your videos man
I actually like how this one looks like.
Great review
Well done!! 😄
Great video James. Love the subject matter and agree with your views totally. Reason why I was an early subscriber to your channel 👌
@JayEmmOnCars
Жыл бұрын
And I'm very grateful for your viewership!
You can have coloured seatbelts. For an extra £345, you can get dark blue, dark red, or 2 different types of grey. Looks like Porsche went crazy with the press car and chose the lighter of the 2 greys.
A great video, and a great review. The cayenne turbo gt is easily my favourite performance suv at the moment just for the sheer crazy factor of it. Also, I suspect it's probably faster than the claimed numbers say as in the power and 0 to 60 time as this porsche, and they do love to understate the performance.
@ruk2023--
Жыл бұрын
I don't think they understate it, they test their performance figures in more real-world scenarios rather than on a drag strip with sticky race tyres and a minimum amount of fuel. They are saying "this is the worst you can expect" when they quote them and underpromising and overdelivering is a great way to ensure buyer satisfaction.
@jackboulter4901
Жыл бұрын
@@ruk2023-- Ah alright.
James, you're such a big girls blouse. As a fully payed up member of the black on black club I can say alot of men want subdued colour interiors not yellow seatbelts and cream seats. Love your reviews even if I don't share your love of bright hues.
Idk if it's ever getting sold in the UK but I'd like to see you review a cadillac escalade V
How does it compare to the macan gts or f pace svr? Man a macan turbo gt would be special, really annoyed they didn't do anything special with the Macan.
I presume the rear wheel steer that top end Cayenne's have ( and indeed a lot of other luxury car's/SUV's now) help the hippo swing them hips with agility that just wouldn't have been there years ago?
ahh the exhaust noise… absurd…ly…awesome. only thing that sucks is the pricetag
What’s the need of having an elephant with the speed of a cheetah just to do the school running in London traffic. This SUVs have bastardised the Stuttgart’s emblem as majority of the Porsches on the road are SUVs but I get it, that’s what the buyers want and a good cash cow for all marques.
You can run on country roads near me in New England. I tried to go for a run on the B roads in my native Cheshire last year visiting the UK and nearly died. This video reminds me why.
@JayEmmOnCars
Жыл бұрын
I loved cycling as a kid - tried it as an adult, terrifying. So many roads with limited visibility, no path and a pretty poor surface too. We get horses round here as well
I can remember when a Cayenne was a symbol of excess, but now that we have 3 ton American trucks and SUV's that are even more expensive the Cayenne is semi-reasonable. It also isn't a try-hard vehicle like an SUV/ute with off road parts that only ever sees a gutter as it's biggest challenge.
I have agree - this GT is very desirable, a proper Porshher 😊
Hey jay 10/10 channel.hoepfully one day you can review a turbo or gts cayenne ❤️
@guledaden2508
Жыл бұрын
Non hybrid*
I think it's 100% awesome. Just like my Panamera Turbo S sedan. And the GT style, i.e. Coupe, looks so much better, it's not even close, man.
It's a vehicle I'd love to own just because its ridiculous and its a porsche with a GT badge
Hi jayEmm ive got a 2016 L405 Range Rover autobiography supercharged, a merc SLK 55 AMG and a BMW 850 CSI yes a v12 manual, if you want any of em to test n do a vid let me know. I’m well aware you did the SLK 55 and done Range Rovers but should you want to re visit etc Range has 30k miles AMG is 35K miles 2006 BMW is 56k 0n a 97 reg. your choice let me know 😊
@aust8273
Жыл бұрын
Jayemm please get there Bmw 850i🙏🙏🙏
@aust8273
Жыл бұрын
Great selection of cars jools
@leostreat3573
Жыл бұрын
Lovely garage! Low miles too , the 850 sounds like the mutts nuts . Would love to see a video on it . Email him directly, he'll respond I guarantee it .
@ikhoonyejelem2967
Жыл бұрын
Bro send him an email why are you in his comments 😂
@JayEmmOnCars
Жыл бұрын
Yes Jools as above email me please!
Try the Macan GTS. Cheaper and just as much fun. Has also been tinkered with by the race department. Absolutely mad.
Can you name the truck with four wheel drive, smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.. Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down, It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero! [Krusty:] Hey Hey The Federal Highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving. Canyonero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!) She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine! Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!) Drive Canyonero! Woah Canyonero! Woah!
They call these Remuera tractors in Auckland. Don't bother wrapping it - I'll take it now! 😂
This car fits perfectly into the category I like to call Daft but Wonderful. I think it's great.
It's unfortunate that the new regulations have made all of the German turbo V8 sound very same-y. Most of the high pitched sounds that would normally give it character are now snuffed out in the particulate filter. It does sound cool, but it's very similar to the BMW and AMG V8's. Great video JayEmm!
@garyuk761
Жыл бұрын
This car sounds great dur to turbo titanium exhaust..
I’ve been asking for a Macan GT for ages! No reason why they couldn’t get the V6 to 600bhp
Brilliant video 📹. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
Cracking review that car just needs a touch of colour ....inside
Sounds ace . snorting and growling .the size of the front calipers is ludicrous.
@KingofInterns
Жыл бұрын
So is the curb weight that needs to be stopped 😉
"Hippo do ballet" - there's the marketing tagline right there
Does the 2024 Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT have manually operated variable ride height to go off road?
Great review and a great car. But it eats tires for breakfast, I suppose.
I want this exact spec
Hi James I like the SILVER wheels!!
If I had that kind of scratch, I'd be pulling up next to one of these in a well spec'd Panamera Sport Turismo. Having driven a Panamera GTS and a Cheyenne Coupe Turbo back to back, everything is just better in the Panamera.
@v4skunk739
Жыл бұрын
Panamera looks are a bit off imo. Fantastic car though if that's what you want.
@mtnman1984
Жыл бұрын
@@v4skunk739 they're both a bit off, but I'm just saying from a subjective back to back, the Panamera was a better car, from my perspective. I'm talking outward visibility, seating position and comfort in the four positions, ride, wind noise, handling, cargo space, ingress and egress, etc.
I think my Macan Turbo or the new GTS would be similar. Its smaller size and lighter weight actually might be a plus.
@markjurczyk
Жыл бұрын
Zero chance 😂😂😂😂
@garyuk761
Жыл бұрын
Ha ha.. I had a mecan turbo and now have a turbo gt.. different world you have no idea pal..😅
@markjurczyk
Жыл бұрын
@@garyuk761 Gary, I have one too, what can i say, fuck me would be in order !!! 😀
@rossdonison4999
Жыл бұрын
My wife has a new Macan turbo and I have a 2019 Cayenne Turbo. They are completely different animals in every single way. The Cayenne turbo is just bloody ridiculous and bags of fun. The power and handling is on a completely different level than the Macan and so is the ride. Plus it just has a much more solid feel. I would never give it up. Unless… the GT…
@markjurczyk
Жыл бұрын
@@rossdonison4999 I have 2016 Cayenne Turbo S and 2022 Cayenne Turbo GT, Turbo GT is on the different level my fried , if you can afford one, get it fast , Porsche doesn’t make them anymore !!!
V8 Macan would be epic... I've been on that bandwagon for years!
Hey James, I really think you should refer to Volkswagen Audi Group as vaj.
The wheels, discs and calipers are lit. The rest......
Interior colour choice are very limited for that car. It’s either Race-Tex as shown, black leather or Bordeaux with black leather.
How in the world does this channel only have 270k subs?
I hated the X6 and I should hate this but I just have a soft spot for all things Porsche. Can't find one for less than $250k in Canada. $250k with that interior = NEIN NEIN NEIN!
I have always thought that "Porsch" was short for/an abbreviation of Porsche, until recently.
"the sense of fear .. in other road users". Could you expand on what you mean by this?
"Nobody needs it". With that logic, nobody needs sports cars, luxury cars, supercars, or hypercars either. Everyone should be driving Dacia Sandero econoboxes because realistically no one needs anything more from a car other than the ability to get you from A to B.
@slicklace
Жыл бұрын
Well said! Everyone will want what they want and what appeals to them at the end of the day 😊.
@JohnHoganN8
Жыл бұрын
I’ll take it off their hands for free if nobody needs it.
@jamesengland7461
Жыл бұрын
Obviously, that's what James was getting at.
@WhiteMouse77
Жыл бұрын
Yep! That' how the ugly painful truth of wisdom exactly is....Do you need expensive pair of shoes when walking from A to B? No, first you must have pair of healthy legs that can walk....
@davidjames2910
Жыл бұрын
Need and want are different things. There's no reason why someone shouldn't have something nicer than they need if they can afford it.
I LOVE ❤️ THIS CAR!! If I could afford it I definitely would have it in my top 5 car garage.
In my mind this is the extreme performance version of the performance version of the performance SUV with the "sporty" body style (and we could go considering there are endless trim levels). Loved the video, but I continue to fail to understand the reason behind paying what this is worth instead of a base a cayenne and little land, or base cayenne and an m3. I also don't understand the boring color combos, as disappointing as most RS6
it's a tough choice, this or a 911 turbo s for the same price!
@R03333
Жыл бұрын
It's not a tough choice though is it
@juliuskona3299
Жыл бұрын
Not a tough choice, do you want practicality or just fun without practicality?
@MidLoafCrisis
Жыл бұрын
I understood your irony sir
That was surprising 😀
Agree, why does Porsche insist on pulling punches on the Macan? What are they protecting?
Please loose the mike brewer look for God sake Jimmy LOL , TOP CHANNEL 👏
@planesailing6919
Жыл бұрын
Lose*
Just a note, fans running hard out after the car is off will indeed affect something - battery longevity. No doubt the battery(s) in this are horrifically expensive, so just another thing to consider in the maintenance costs of this - which will be insanely high - because they way you make a big, heavy car handle so well is by putting a lot of extra stress on bushings, ball joints, bearings and brake components - which will wear them out very quickly.
Imagine this one lifted 2 feet, monster wheels, on safari in Kenya
Next to this video playing in one window is an advert for harrys garage with exactly this car. Same reg .
@888johnmac
Жыл бұрын
lol , JayEmm did say it's a press car
@JayEmmOnCars
Жыл бұрын
Yep they get around!
This really embodies quite everything wrong with modern automobiles, for that I commend you Porsche.
You need to drive the 2022 Macan gts on cup2
Having owned fords , Vauxhalls , V W’s , Subaru’s , a good few BMW’s and a merc I thought it time to treated myself to a Porsche .When I purchased my pre owned Porsche approved 2017 Cayenne S E-Hybrid - the Porsche dealership had some really nice cars obviously in its showroom - the Cayenne GT really looked great and indeed I was already thinking I hope that to be my next car ….. , however…….. while my cayenne does well ish on fuel I very much doubt the GT does - the new cayenne chassis is also smaller than my cayenne - which means my kids have less space . The Porsche dealership leant me the new cayenne in base form- some 95k of car I might add , it was indeed very good but I went through lots of fuel which eventually took the shine off it. Jay what are your thoughts on my 2017 s e hybrid ??
@hpman911
Жыл бұрын
I honestly think the kind of men/women who are in the market for this car won’t be worried by the fuel costs going forward. It’s the same scenario with expensive super yachts!
I love your witty energetic delivery. On the other hand I can’t stand Doug Demuro’s caustic energetic delivery.
If you had shall we say 160.000 on this car or a Range Rover what would it be or the AM DBX 707 your thought please
I am sick and tired of hearing car reviewers lambast the Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT as something: " utterly useless." I own a farm in S.W. Virginia (truly God's Country...with his roads as well) with a gravel road as it's entrance. My 2018 GT3 (manual) has to garaged off site as it cannot accomplish the trip in and out. So, the Cayenne fits the bill EXACTLY! I am sure there are many others out there who would agree. Open you mind's eye gentlemen.
Don’t care what anyone says, this is one of my dream cars!!
Fans running - Hot Vee engine. Two presumably, quite large, turbo's sitting there just under the engine cover.
The agility of Eamon Holmes mixed with the social responsibility of Jeffery Epstein.
@JayEmmOnCars
Жыл бұрын
Or Dahmer
Cars are a great insight into people. A handful scream out certain personality traits. The Porsche Cayenne and Audi Q7 are two prime examples of a certain personality. Along with the Nissan Puke, sorry Juke.
good car
A Panamera Turbo GT would be awesome.