I was wondering why pirate Simon wasn’t in the intern documentary. Now I see he needed a whole episode dedicated to him. Funniest moment in barstool history

Imagine Hank in a court room. He’d be found instantly guilty of something he had absolutely no connection to

@SomeJustice19k

4 жыл бұрын

I belly laughed at this shit

@ryanb3174

4 жыл бұрын

Hank makes Brendan Dassey look smart

@Marvosio69

4 жыл бұрын

He'd also admit to doing the thing he didn't do

@zachweaver599

3 жыл бұрын

He's so dumb lmao

@mikeypickett4468

3 жыл бұрын

Did you kill the lady Well I didn’t but I’m not 100 percent sure... There’s like a 1-2 percent possibility I could’ve

Haha Hank almost gaslighted himself into believe he was guilty.

@rjgoeswild

4 жыл бұрын

@@SmartWentCrazy. He downloaded it but forgot if he did it at work or at home

@fatj6035

3 жыл бұрын

@@SmartWentCrazy. pressure from intimidation in interrogation. Happens all the time. People cop to crimes they had nothing to do with just to leave the high pressure interrogation room

“you’ll spoke when spoken to”

@tillerbuckets386

4 жыл бұрын

classic Pres line

@climtn

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment lol

“I can’t be 100 percent sure because it’s posssible I accidentally clicked on something wrong without even knowing.” That’s all hank had to say... once.

@SuperDiehard1234

4 жыл бұрын

SaltyChip He’s too dumb to say even that

@adamjackson9988

3 жыл бұрын

Man hank seems dumb

@sunnygirl9991

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperDiehard1234 m

@illuminaci3077

2 жыл бұрын

I was yelling that same thing into my phone! Lol!

“Just because I’m fat and balding at 21yo doesn’t mean I’m a weirdo!” 😂

@mikeschmidt4800

2 жыл бұрын

Which is true roughly 1% of the time.

@iexist8293

2 жыл бұрын

He says that to Dave who was at that time also balding and chubby

The most underrated thing about this saga is that Simon thought he improved his haircut

@WeHaveTheRansom

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao right

Big Cat is a super star haha Dave grills the kid for weeks and gets nothing then it take big cat five minutes to get him to admit to pirate gate

@Baseballbat95

4 жыл бұрын

The way to get someone to admit something is to downplay the situation, not make it more intense. Dave made it seem like Simon's life would be over if he admitted it, which is not a very good way to get someone to admit something

@toml5697

3 жыл бұрын

ManMythLegend at the same time though if Dave didn’t make it such a big deal it wouldn’t have been as funny so it was pretty perfect how it worked out

@JacaboBlanco

2 жыл бұрын

@@Baseballbat95 exactly, like when someone murders their wife the detective makes it seem like he hates his wife too and totally understands. It was her fault anyway! Lol

"He had that inner porn thing in him. He just couldnt resist"- Pres

@studiooff2946

3 жыл бұрын

lmfaooooo

Hank downloaded it for sure. He just wasn’t 100% sure he downloaded it at home.

This is the best thing on the internet today

"YOU WERE BORN TO WATCH PORN" - Dave Portnoy 2020

“You’ll spoke when spoken to” kills me every time lmao

The email exchange at the end was priceless 😆 And then he caps it off with the “my dad calls me pirate Simon sometimes and my mom will give him the death stare” 🤦🏻‍♂️

These *History of Barstool* videos have been _really_ good so far.. Hopefully they've got a bunch more coming..

@ytcommenter1178

4 жыл бұрын

Moist Bandito watch post jail rundown

@danprokopenko

4 жыл бұрын

I believe it's a 14 part series.

@zachmcphail1256

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Berry electric stuff

@babyvalentine3684

4 жыл бұрын

Moist Bandito there’s a whole bunch more on barstoolgold and they made it free to watch on there for all parts because of corona

@seano2279

3 жыл бұрын

@@ytcommenter1178 q q

Did he really write "I'm a finance major and economics minor with a 3.4" in his chirp back email to Dave? 🤣

@htown148

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Law9652

3 жыл бұрын

How is that a dig at Dave?

Dude this was the best time at barstool. I remember following this saga in English class as a senior in high school. Couldn’t wait for what would happen next

@Yzydiego

9 ай бұрын

Damn u were a loser

HE STILL LIES LMAOOO

@robertjohnson7181

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Fuck you bro no I don’t

Wasn't expecting Jared Goff to show up

Shoutout to Simon though for coming back and talking about it all 😂

"my dad calls me pirate simon" -pirate simon

The old video is hilarious. This took it to the next level 😂😂 I’m dying. This documentary series is the greatest idea ever

Crazy seeing how things have changed. Skinny Big Cat, Fat Dave, Married KFC..

@brodywinrow9222

4 жыл бұрын

I think kfc is still married tbh

@isaiahventura9438

4 жыл бұрын

He’s a cheater

@rehanaiden3528

3 жыл бұрын

The most underrated thing about this saga is that Simon thought he improved his haircut

I'm happy they dropped all of these mini-docs on the same day. It's all I've watched today.

*points* “you’ll spoke when spoken to” is such an iconic Dave move

The pirate porno saga and the a.c.scissors scenario is what made me fall in love with barstool.

@mr.b7586

3 жыл бұрын

Stuck a scissors

I didn’t know Nate was around this long

@icanwatchthevideos

4 жыл бұрын

Really a miracle because he sucks

Hank seems so special back then

The cheesey background music makes this episode clutch

Dave's a pretty good interrogator. He let Simon dig his own grave. When someone starts spilling Way Too Much after being asked a simple question, they are being untruthful. As someone who watches way too many police interrogations, you see guilty suspects go on and on with too much information/ too many details. It doesn't have anything to do with being a sociopath though, it has to do with being guilty.

@hellohello9400

Жыл бұрын

Yea unfair to characterize the Pirate King like that… idt he’s a sociopath. Definitely a liar though and a bad one 😂

The transition into Goff saying "my first time ever getting into it" is absolutely hilarious. Fully thought he was referring to his first time getting into porn.

14:20 Pres: *points at pirate simon* “You’ll spoke when spoken too”

“You’ll spoke when spoken to”

Simon-“ I don’t watch porn all that much.” Dave-“ Yeah?”

I remember when this went down back in the day. Shit had me cracking up for a week. You can't make shit like this up. Only at Barstool.

“You’ll spoke when spoken too” lmao I’m dying

Okay, possibly the most I’ve laughed at a KZread video in a long ass time

Possibly the best thumbnail to date and legit the best content to date. Absolutely hilarious.

By far the best doc episode yet between big cat trying to be the nice guy then Dave berating simon to Hank fearing for his job too much good 🤣🤣🤣

“I’m 99% sure I didn’t do it” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If i could like this video 5000 times I would, I don't think I've ever laughed so much at a barstool video.

THIS IS BARSTOOL.

The episode we have all been waiting for

i'm so glad i'm not a porn guy. btw watching/enjoying porn doesn't make you a porn guy. porn's tight. being a porn guy isn't tight

@snakyjones1216

4 жыл бұрын

Well put we all like it..but if u like it a lot lot off us we don’t like it that u like it a lot

@joshwhitaker2788

4 жыл бұрын

Portnoy: "Do you watch alot of porn?" Me: "I mean, what's alot?"

‘I barely watch porn... but I also torrent it at work, too.’

@XDmajorxX

3 жыл бұрын

Rookie dint use a vpn or utorrent

“That collar on your neck” comment. Lmao!

It was Tom Brady of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

“You’ll speak when spoken too “😂

@midwestshitshow5887

4 жыл бұрын

You'll spoke

@user-du6vx7ir7m

4 жыл бұрын

You’ll Spoke when spoken too

@tylerfritz5970

4 жыл бұрын

"you'll spoke when spoken too"

@RabbidM0nkey123

4 жыл бұрын

My bad

@ShawnKemp37

4 жыл бұрын

To

This is the best episode ive seen yet and i commend Dave for being so cool and funny about it! Absolutely hilarious hahahahahahah

" it wasn't relationship ending in anyway" his face is SCREAMING MORE LIES R COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH 😳

El Pres should 100% be working for the FBI, mad interrogation skills haha

This is an excellent lesson kids - always, always, always lean into it if you are made out to be the meme. Fighting it will never go in your favour.

@Kizdo69

Жыл бұрын

He literally just had to lie for one more day and he never would’ve been 100% guilty

need more of the docu series. Best content from Barstool hands down.

Questioning him at his desk with all the girl posters on the wall cracked me up lol

This is one of the best videos I have seen in a very long time lol

This is the best one yet...

Great shit dave. Love it.

"you'll spoke when spoken to" LOL

big cat should be brought in for legit police interrogations. spent 5 minutes with simon and immediately got him to crack

@GG-lr3gv

4 жыл бұрын

I’m shocked they didn’t figure it out before that, it was so obvious

How can u not laugh when press talks and does that laugh as he talked just starts bursting out with a laughter middle of sentence

These documentaries are some of the best content I've seen

I’ve grown a new appreciation of Honk. Legendary stuff.

One of the funniest videos you guys have made

these uploads are gold.

the background music of this video should've been pirate music.

15:26 this is the best part LOL

“You will spoke when spoken to”😂😂

The best thing to come out of this virus is this extra content.

"youll spoke when spoken to."

Hilarious vid love these doc type vids

“No, you listen, I don’t want to hear this story” Hahahahaha!!!

Dave calling out the collar of simons shirt 🤣 I’m dyinnggg

this content is pure gold😂😂

Hank looks like Dory from Finding Nemo

This is quite possibly the funniest video on the internet.

"Not at school. Not at my parents. Not at my job." Aka I've watched porn at all those locations on a regular basis lol

@StonyHeatbag

3 жыл бұрын

Fact

“You’ll stick to that?! Oh Simon you’ll stick to that?” Made me absolutely lose it

By far the funniest video on KZread

I love how El Pres is clearly taking the piss on this guy and he's deadass trying to defend himself lol You can hear Dave trying to hold back some laughs

Never a great idea to start an email with "Just because I'm fat and balding at 21 doesn't mean I'm a fuckin weirdo"

Love this series

Thank you baby Jesus! I never knew how much I needed the pirate King. Definitely better than anything on Netflix!!!

Big cat and Dave were a dynamic duo back then 💪🏼💪🏼

BEAT EPISODE SO FAR!!! I’m just now seeing this documentary for the first time

Watching this a second time through makes everything so much better

May be one of the best barstool videos ever “ I don’t think we’ve heard the last of the king “-Pres

I love how Simon kept saying he's not a porn guy but theres like half naked girls hanging all over the wall over his desk when big cat and Dave good cop bad cop him LOL.

14:35 Simon is like, “Wow, he is about to confess to my crime!@

cut him some slack Stagnettis Revenge is a classic

This was outstanding

This series is great.

“you’ll spoke when spoken to” - pres

The music GOLD😂

pres grilling Simon is amazing lol

Pirate King Simon needs to come back

His Dad calling him “Pirate Simon” sometimes is priceless

That Hank shit still makes me crack up 😂😂

"My dad calls me pirate king sometimes..."

Hanks response is why you can’t go solely off somebody’s confession when prosecuting lmfao.

This is so incredible