IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON

@MysticTable

8 жыл бұрын

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

@Jellyblob

8 жыл бұрын

MysticTable THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YE' SHOLDAS

@123stefix

8 жыл бұрын

AWAY WITH YOU VILE BEGGAR

@MysticTable

8 жыл бұрын

+Preston Stout Garvey you mean there's another farm in trouble that needs help?

@Jellyblob

8 жыл бұрын

MysticTable IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON

That one fancy-pants was using magic instead of tending his crops.. He doesn't even know.. LMAO Can't eat w/o his crops.

What was the peasant doing in the archives. He can't even read!

@VenomtheOne

10 жыл бұрын

you win the Internet sir.

@Crocalu

10 жыл бұрын

Perchance he was seeking his masters?

@dumbsterdives

10 жыл бұрын

He uses the books as fertilizer

@xDarkxIdealsx

10 жыл бұрын

can't even read w/o crops....literacy, swerve

@leiderhosen7110

10 жыл бұрын

He was studying arcane farming :3

Finally we have a good non-biased video about the working class. I don't know why but all you cake-eaters seem to have negative views towards my kind. As if you can even eat without crops. I bet you people don't even know when is the right time to harvest when there are ripe crops right in front of you. As if you can eat without crops.

@blckknight117

10 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@excessiveone9952

4 жыл бұрын

Shut the fuck up and work if you don't want me to just let the other King attack you

Even almost a decade later in 2022 this is some next level shit-posting

Also, Peasant clothing in DkS2. HE SHALL GROOM MORE CROPS!

@NightxofxDarkrai

10 жыл бұрын

CROPOLLO 18 DETECTED!

@dragosudrea6533

10 жыл бұрын

M´lord, you´re too kind !

@NightxofxDarkrai

10 жыл бұрын

Dragos Udrea Out of the way Fucking Noblemen! When I'm don I'll pull thr cart 2!

@dragosudrea6533

10 жыл бұрын

NightxofxDarkrai No matter how many times I hear this, it still cracks me up !

@TheAlmightyLoli

10 жыл бұрын

The description: This armor belonged to a powerful warrior farmer, whose quest was to groom his crop with the blood of Nobles.

Giant dad vs peasant

@MrMadness1

10 жыл бұрын

Bass cannon vs Crops

@Encryptors

10 жыл бұрын

Mr Madness Oh my 'lanta...

@TheAlmightyLoli

10 жыл бұрын

Giant Dad vs Peasant vs Skeleton Man.

@PTownHeroo

10 жыл бұрын

albinomonkey27 Fuckin casual.

@NightxofxDarkrai

10 жыл бұрын

but they're the same person! D: The Peasant got fed up with all the sh!t in his life and he became Giant Dad!

Nuclear Lunch, cropollo 18. i cant... i just cant...

"Can't even eat without crops." (Along with every other quote of the Legendary Peasant.) Best line ever, IGN rates 420/69, would peasant again.

Dark Souls 2 needs a Peasant class in it.

@TheJoysticker

7 жыл бұрын

*console players

@funkyrobot7194

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit it's him

The "Cropollo 18" part makes me burst into hysterical laughter every time.

my opinion, this is onlyafro's second best video. The first being Giantdad, which started a meme all its own.

@MrYoucandyass

10 жыл бұрын

I can't even.

@NiklasLeorn

10 жыл бұрын

Epic, simply epic

I think it's time to RAKE the benifits

@_aelfweard

9 жыл бұрын

not .hitler continue that ill have to call the CROPS

Mon visage when noblemen cannot even reap wheat. Bar maidens commencing jubilation.jpg

If someone were to ask what I just saw, I really wouldn't be able to answer.

@autopilot413

10 жыл бұрын

When I'm done with you I'm going to groom those fucking crops!

@dragosudrea6533

10 жыл бұрын

I just send the videos to my friends and let them see with their own eyes ...

the peasant never dies?

@maevelorelei1056

8 жыл бұрын

the peasant can die... but good luck not spawning 2 more killer peasants from the corpse

peasant/10

@Professor-TripleExtraLarge

10 жыл бұрын

peasant>10

@xDarkxIdealsx

10 жыл бұрын

Mercenary Mark peasant>>>>>>nobleman/10

@SketchAndEtch

10 жыл бұрын

***** I can appreciate that

@yuki.arashi

10 жыл бұрын

Solaris Dark peasant is over 9000

dost thou even hoist?

@unsubme2157

8 жыл бұрын

i do'st

#ConsolePeasantRace

@DiegoAlanTorres96

9 жыл бұрын

You win this time

I call BS. The Peasant doesn't need to mine for metal. He IS metal.

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?

Peasant set confirmed in DS2

@banal32new

9 жыл бұрын

what game is this?

@BraverThunder9

9 жыл бұрын

al bunny dark souls

Still the most underrated gaming shitpost on KZread

1:52 u got back up and pwned them

Peasants are enemies in DSII

It's ALMOST harvest season!

@Totallynotkyubey

9 жыл бұрын

Let's see how poor you are after I've taken everything you have.

@sc18594

8 жыл бұрын

away with you vile beggar!

bet it's too late for those noblemen to cropollogise..

I did something before where i would invade in the forest, give the host a whip then i would go hit the boulders with the pickaxe and give him titanite shard, was so fuckin fun.

@TheBirdsDen

10 жыл бұрын

uh...

@bobsmith9097

10 жыл бұрын

TheBirdsDen Hey it was pretty late at night dont judge, ;_;

@idonthave1111

10 жыл бұрын

You were the uke to his seme?

@xDarkxIdealsx

10 жыл бұрын

idonthave1111 i c wat u did ther

@richrich9740

6 жыл бұрын

XIANXIES TOP HAT

Fought and beat someone as the Peasant in DkS2 pvp. "Gud Seson 4 Crops"

This brings back some memories.

Still inspiring even over half a decade

Cant even eat w/o crops

Damn I saw this video so many times and just now I realised there is "nuclear LUNCH detected,instead of "launch" :D

Just another one of Afro's peasants out for their harvest of souls. The redder the phantom, the riper it gets.

Just when I thought it couldn't get any better...it did.

When I first played monster girl quest the music was the first thing I recognized and I was like ''NO FUCKING WAY'' and I went back to this video to confirm it was the music. You sir....I'm on to you.

@Kupo897

9 жыл бұрын

***** A hentai visual novel

@WorldofBlub

9 жыл бұрын

Newdles Rwarm I'm glad I wasn't the only one noticing that! Our little uploader here has a secret fetish for Monster Girls :-D

@ClockworkChimera

9 жыл бұрын

WorldofBlub It's supposed to be a secret?

@112523

8 жыл бұрын

+Newdles Rwarm the fuck was i watching thanks to you? seen the harem ending. weird shit happened. i came....

@Kupo897

8 жыл бұрын

***** You came, I came, We all came.

The harvest is coming.

When ever I cut dawn a wounding noblemen in Elden ring I mutter quotes from this video.

more mgq music

@OnlyAfro

10 жыл бұрын

I-I'm gonna need you to stop identifying that. It's embarassing

@Johnnyonnyful

10 жыл бұрын

***** You shalt stay being embarrassed then.

@skyesharpe3

10 жыл бұрын

***** A-AFRO-SENPAI REPLIED TO MY COMMENT I-it's not, like, I like MGQ or anything. baka.

@StairFacts

10 жыл бұрын

***** THERE'S NO ESCAPE

@sorawild33

9 жыл бұрын

***** Just recently played all parts of MGQ... I like losing... Especially to Granberria... And Remi...

"gud seson 4 crops"

@ThatOneDude7

7 жыл бұрын

Blade696 bet u didn even kno dat

name of the dubstep song is "Cyberoptics - Sabotage" it gets good around 1 minute in

Dammit Afro, now the peasants are reking me in DkS2.

peasant is pleasant :)

OnlyAfro, the only channel where you can consistently go to get videos that make you go WTF, but then still come back for more

@ProvidenceKing

10 жыл бұрын

Watch some sickanimation, then come back and say that.

@MidasImperius

10 жыл бұрын

ProvidenceKing not to mention rubberfruit. 'cept he's been kinda ded on the uploads lately.

Cropollo 18 still cracks me up even if I just think about it, all these years later

Someone's played an eroge game~

@TheSeth256

10 жыл бұрын

***** Monster Girl Quest

@nicolaigiess8006

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheSeth256 ♫THERE GOES MY HEEERROOO!♫

"NUCLEAR LUNCH DETECTED" i couldn't handle it

"Nuclear Lunch Detected," That's it, I'm gonna have to subscribe now XD

@croftylol

9 жыл бұрын

xDDDD fucking LOL

Dat fucking giant dad voice~

@knightartorias4487

10 жыл бұрын

Hey, could you tell me the name of the character in your avatar?

@TinyZu

10 жыл бұрын

Knight Artorias There's only a single image of her on the entirety of the internet because apparently it's an originalcharacterdonotstealkindathing that came to be due to spontaneity. I can link you to the guy's pixiv gallery though. Warning: Intensely huge ladies ahead. www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=37455861

@dumbsterdives

10 жыл бұрын

***** ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

icantevenfuckingaebraethe HAHAHAHAHAHH

Why are people talking about pheasants and pesants? I'm not sure about you, but my horse only fucks peasants.

@Ohnonoki

10 жыл бұрын

Kail Yuan It's probably because, for some odd reason, you live in bird society. I'm sure your hands are pretty soft, so don't hurt yourself while responding to this. Psh.... Nobles....

@Zyrawrcious

10 жыл бұрын

Misaka Mikoto PEASANT SHITS ON PUNY LV5 ESPER!!ONE!

@Ohnonoki

10 жыл бұрын

Sayaka Miki SAYAKA WHY????????????????

10/10 would harvest

p-please groom the f**k out of my crops Afro-sama!!

"You're pretty good."

Would like to see a remade version of this.

metal song is "the fire and the fury" by firewind

@wynderlacunae268

10 жыл бұрын

My liege!

Cropollo 18 got me.

"Can't even eat w/o crops." I lost it xD

THE PEASANT NEVER DIES

"I know how sensitive your nobleman hands are lmao" "Fucking omg" (ツ) never has anyone pwned as hard as this damned Peasant

Your greatest creation, Afro. The GiantDad really has nothing on the Peasant.

''OUT OF THE WAY YOU NOBLEMEN *CROPS* PEASANT COMING THROUGH'' And ''GUD SESON 4 CROPS , BET U DIDN EVN KNO THAT'' These parts had me ding.

Darksouls + dubstep may be the funniest thing i've seen this year.

Noblemen still swerving on 2024

@speed4414

Ай бұрын

Indeed my fellow

"This is the peasant, he owns a console"

This is your best video right after "HE'S BACK!"

THIS is what we have been missing, Only. MOAR PLZ

Cropollo 18... I'm done. I'm fucking done. 10/10 love your videos.

ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON

PEASANT'S PEASANT'S PEASANT'S BECOME STOPPABLE

I think you are the best there is at dubstep drop editing.

"...And instead, continues to do the job he does so well at." say what

absolutely love the videos with the giant dad voice

a new legend rises

THE PHEASANT NEVER DIES

@GentlemanlyAxolotl

10 жыл бұрын

THE PEASANT USUALLY DIES

It's almost harvesting season!

Too much rebelling against the superior classes Not enough muck raking 3/10

@AzraelCaptain

10 жыл бұрын

This was the Archives, not Blighttown

11/10 ending though couldn't have dreamed better

Pig milking,a very hard job.

Those one liners were the best! Very well done (favorited)

DO YOU EVEN HARVEST?

NO RINGS WUT R U NOBEL MEN?

oh gawd, Afro, that is just PERFECT! a seemingly innocent build that wrecks faces!

And so a new legend is born...

@Dino9474

10 жыл бұрын

Giant Dad will always be the original.

@colinchildress1251

10 жыл бұрын

Adam Di Novo Thank you... *sheds a single tear* You always know what to say man.

what an absolute classic im ripping this video and putting it in a pendrive and wearing that on my neck

Is this the new Giantdad? Perfect!

its been too long since i saw afro's masterpiece like this

He's back...in sackcloth. The peasant never dyes, he can't afford it.

"It's like Skyrim with crops!" Wheat/10 -Machinima

DEAR GOD. simply gold....

Giantdad: Humble Beginnings

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..Im looking forward to playing DS2 but i'm even more looking forward to u making video's like this.

The song you're looking for is Sabotage by Cyberoptics. You're welcome.

Oh my gawd, the Starcraft Brood War Nuke message :O Fucking amazing!

CASULS...CASULS EVERYWHERE

I’m surrounded by peasants.

This is beautiful

9 years later still peak

I though I felt a legend moment coming

Farm all week, fuck shit up on the day of our lord.