"Tabitha is reliable, she listens, I can trust her. Do you know any humans like that?" Yes we do, his name is Jonathan 🙌
@SportyMabamba
2 жыл бұрын
Jonathan and Tabitha should grab lunch together and compare notes
@mohamedal-ganzoury3699
2 жыл бұрын
He said humans 😃 😂
@Ellestra
2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Jonathan is a being that's between human and lab equipment - he has his own charging closet
@ciara473
2 жыл бұрын
@@SportyMabamba that would be the quietest conversation ever!
@Susul-lj2wm
2 жыл бұрын
excuse you, Jonathan is a scribe
@maximumovermuslim63372 жыл бұрын
I love how the healthiest specialties are the ones that don't deal with human adults 😆
@0Arcoverde
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, pediatrician deals with them
@maximumovermuslim6337
2 жыл бұрын
@@0Arcoverde well yes, we know that, but it was a joke. Im in my peds rotation right now
@elizabethcullen2012
2 жыл бұрын
It's true.
@stuckn.derplahoma562
2 жыл бұрын
This is the way....
@DrDeusExMachina
2 жыл бұрын
@@0Arcoverde They deal with them and it so happens to be the worst part of their job.
@grumbles2 жыл бұрын
I had a friend in high school whose dad was a pathologist. I asked him one day how he came into that career. He said "Well medicine was a career change for me. I was working in a job where I was by myself in a basement all day every day and I said 'I don't want to work like this anymore, I want to interact with people, I want to help people, change people's lives. Decided to become a doctor. Finished med school. And then, uhh, I kinda somehow settled into pathology and well, now I work by myself in a basement all day every day..."
@Teencat
Жыл бұрын
Your friend's dad sounds funny! No matter what profession you are in, may it brings you fulfillment and fair compensation!
@noteansylvan6051
Жыл бұрын
I guess I should look into pathology.
@tywoodruff2218
Жыл бұрын
😂
@agbobier2657
Жыл бұрын
Oh..shit....
@Yupppi
Жыл бұрын
I guess he interacted with people, but not in the common way, and I guess he changed people's deaths, which are part of life, and his job probably helps living people as well. But some people just stick to the basement.
@adrielisaacs92282 жыл бұрын
Pathology needs all the therapy sessions. I did find it weird that he has such a happy demeanor. Tabitha caught me off guard.
@amyliu1134
2 жыл бұрын
Pathology needs no therapy sessions. WE all need Tabithas 🙃
@codeacadmy
2 жыл бұрын
@@amyliu1134 this hits so hard😂
@chameon378
2 жыл бұрын
Humans can packbond with anything. Now, thinking logically, pathology does need regular stimulation that's not completely on his schedule, and the fact he packbonded to something he uses for work makes me think that, perhaps, he's not got as good a worklife balance as he thinks, but the only thing I'd really advise for him would be to just make sure he regularly tries branching out in his offwork hobbies. Additionally, while our resident psychiatrist seems to have touched a nerve (I mean, don't question a guys packbonds in front of him, it doesn't matter if he anthropomorphized a roomba), it seems like Pathology is aware that he needs to socialize more. He showed up an hour early AND checked to make sure there'd be an empty moment in that time slot.
@lilbatz
2 жыл бұрын
CLUTCHES PEARLS! Pathology is perfect! Only one more pure is the Pediatrician. If he was my boss, if talking to Tabby keeps him from not being a raging loon, he can keep chit chatting to her. My bar for pleasant bosses in incredibly low. Lol
@_Ekaros
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone that happy must have mental issues... It is not normal.
@seeyouchump2 жыл бұрын
Pathology is the only speciality where patients never complain
@Gusanoman
2 жыл бұрын
Specially forensic pathology. The day I receive a complain is gonna be weird.
@RKBock
2 жыл бұрын
well, the moment they start complaining, you've gotta quit your job!
@rhemaroy825
2 жыл бұрын
@@Gusanoman 🤣
@paulmatthews7744
2 жыл бұрын
If only that were true😀🔬
@fasdaVT
2 жыл бұрын
@@RKBock no you get the ax fand prevent the zombie apocalypse
@blarue12 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but I really like that Tabitha is gluten-free. It really adds to her character somehow
@julianaescobarechavarria6330
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@nieceysemien7135
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hellolamb1391
Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅
@mrman6025
Жыл бұрын
😢😢😢😢😢😢
@tyrant-den884
Жыл бұрын
meat-aholic though. the will spend all day staring at protein if you let her.
@SpartacusSF2 жыл бұрын
As a pathologist, I approve of this message.
@thelostant
2 жыл бұрын
The comment section request the name of your microscope
@Blastoise-1123
2 жыл бұрын
Yes what is there name
@samhovey3200
2 жыл бұрын
I love that when I was on my clt rotation I met a pathologist who was super excited to just let me look at slides for practice
@RKBock
2 жыл бұрын
how's tabatha?
@DW-bc2gl
2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@elainal68472 жыл бұрын
my husband has been working alone in a diagnostic lab with centrifuges for 12 years. In this past year, he now has a lab with a dozen PhDs grads and undergrads in it. He hasn't quite figured out eye contact yet.
@Direblade11
Жыл бұрын
Poor guy!
@ankavoskuilen1725
Жыл бұрын
Who can blame him?
@ela178
Жыл бұрын
The best! He doesn’t need to 😅 He has you, his wife more than enough for some people😄
@elainal6847
Жыл бұрын
@@ela178 ah thank you. We've been invited to a wedding shower and a baby shower by these very social people and he still doesn't know where to look or what to say.
@RKBock
Жыл бұрын
@@elainal6847 tell him to smile and wave. that'll do
@Brzeczyszczykiewicz_Greg2 жыл бұрын
When Lucy heard about the psychiatist saying she is not human, that really hurt her. Lucy is my cryostat.
@snowking1996
2 жыл бұрын
That username, I love it! I might have to go and rewatch the movie tonight
@mkmasterthreesixfive
2 жыл бұрын
brejj... bredguu... grezg.... **HANZ** .. ehem... Hans.
@lulujay7825
2 жыл бұрын
Nice invented Polish surname Greg! Congrats on getting all the digraphs straight....how many proof reads??
@pinky8773
2 жыл бұрын
We give names to all our equipment. We have multiples of everything, so names are way better than 'that artisan stainer to the left'.
@Brzeczyszczykiewicz_Greg
2 жыл бұрын
@@lulujay7825 I am from Chrząszczyrzeworzyce in Łękołody County.
@beartrapcat2 жыл бұрын
Lol I have a pretty toxic relationship with some of my lab equipment. Never thought to take it to therapy. Might do some good
@cyanofelis
2 жыл бұрын
A little slap never hurt anyone....
@QuantumLeclerc
Жыл бұрын
@@cyanofelis Don't say that to paediatrics
@jerrykinnin7941
Жыл бұрын
I'm a trucker loving good equipment is healthy. Makes me sad when management gives Great Equipment to others not assigned to it. And they Wreck it or rip PTO pumps of the transmission Cause they forgot to uncouple the hose.
@beatricereadel645
Жыл бұрын
😂
@sumayyahhomeschool5650
2 ай бұрын
The cassette printers can jump off the helipad....
@ceyrai2 жыл бұрын
This is way too accurate. We're just happy lil introverts perfectly content hidden away in the lab until office hours end. We like to teach things that come up in clinician boards but never again for the rest of their career. And live patients exhaust us. Dead ones are quieter.
@matyldakrupa3775
2 жыл бұрын
And that’s the thing with pathology. I’m very interested in that field but I am a massive extrovert so I don’t know what to do ;((((
@elleelsaltador2657
2 жыл бұрын
@@matyldakrupa3775 we do have extroverts! work life balance! see your family in the weekends!
@ceyrai
2 жыл бұрын
@@matyldakrupa3775 we have extroverts too! The ones in our department make sure we get a healthy amount of sunlight. They're also the ones who rep us if we want pickles but are too shy to say so haha But kidding aside, we're a friendly and welcoming group!
@jamgirlsworld
2 жыл бұрын
@@ceyrai 😂😂😂😂😂
@bisterkding9249
2 жыл бұрын
@@ceyrai You say you're joking, but the Microbiology department of the lab I work in actually has no windows 😂
@steffinistalos46652 жыл бұрын
As a clinical pathologist, I know it’s totally true that we name our lab equipment. Different instruments have their own personalities, that’s for sure. Now, where’s Bert and Ernie…
@adbreon
2 жыл бұрын
Heck, they have better labor organization than the hospital employees. Everyone knows that if you yell at the microwave in the break room the chemistry analyzer is required by the Machine Union (partner of the Appliance Alliance) to go on strike.
@steffinistalos4665
2 жыл бұрын
@@adbreon Oh, Sparky and Chemaine are notorious for their hospital strikes. Can't get popcorn (and the unlikely pairing of metabolic panels) done at all.
@suecharnock9369
Жыл бұрын
ah - we had a Bert in the hospital lab I used to work in! Fond memories......
@advanceringnewholder
Жыл бұрын
i work in a lab and I'm 100% sure every equipment has their own personality. You have to learn their quirk to make it work.
@mrsnufflegums2 жыл бұрын
Oh do psychiatry next that'd be hilarious. "Psychiatry, have you considered not wearing houndstooth or tweed?" "No?"
@JoAnn_001
2 жыл бұрын
I was a psychologist and would love to see an interview with the psychiatrist who was my supervisor at the hospital I had an internship at! My interview with him when he interviewed me, I started assessing whether he was using as his eyes dilated and his head seemed swayed, slow speech.. later, I found out he had worked a 24 hour weekend shift and was only in the morning for the morning meeting and my interview! For a Freudian, he was an interesting doctor.!
@walkingwith_dinosaurs
Жыл бұрын
@@JoAnn_001 he was a Freudian AND a psychiatrist? What a weird mix!😁
@hoorulain37142 жыл бұрын
And now we need a day in the life of a pathologist to see how he greets Tabitha every morning
@AznJsn82091
2 жыл бұрын
Even better, the story of how Pathology and Tabitha first met. It’s not easy to find the right equipment that works for you. But when it does, sparks fly.
@WordyGirl902 жыл бұрын
Look, there's nothing wrong with talking to Tabitha. There's only cause for some concern if Tabitha *talks back.*
@sleepingroses761
8 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂
@JackdawWatcher2 жыл бұрын
“Tabitha is reliable, she listens, I can trust her. Do you know any humans like that?” I was fully expecting Jonathan to come up in that conversation lol
@kerstinschwarz5222
2 жыл бұрын
I think we all know jonathan is more than human 😂
@JackdawWatcher
2 жыл бұрын
@@kerstinschwarz5222 *nods* 😂
@waterunderthebridge79502 жыл бұрын
Lab equipment will never betray the trust vested in them (if they don’t suddenly need a repair that is… or a bulb change… or just suddenly stop working because the developers came back from the dead for a quick second to produce a pay-walled software update that somehow is now absolutely necessary after years of perfectly fine work)
@kirksaintpatrick3921
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck the pay-walled software update! I hate those!
@rc4780
2 жыл бұрын
Clearly you’ve never worked with a Beckman Coulter product before
@Joblerone
2 жыл бұрын
Or just brick the machine outright to force an upgrade - oh, sorry, to "do a recall"
@MrSixdrive
2 жыл бұрын
We had an overnight tissue processor failure recently. Everything inside scrapped. What a shit show that was.
@rc4780
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrSixdrive oh my god that’s awful. Could anything be resectioned? Deeper levels?
@starman29952 жыл бұрын
The most ironic part is that he says he doesn't want to talk with people, yet he voluntarily went to talk to the therapist because it would be fun.
@ms.annthropic6341
Жыл бұрын
And the other doctors go visit him all the time when they need a little zen. 😂
@nagoshi012 жыл бұрын
I heard from the janitor that Pathology is having an affair with Sarah the centrifuge. Tabitha is going to be broken when she finds out. They're not exactly discreet... Sarah is very loud when he takes her for a spin. I'm losing my grip on reality
@Julia-lk8jn
Жыл бұрын
Meh, grip on reality is overrated, especially one that's cobbled together as shoddily as the one we're supposed to work with right now . Just wait for a while until somebody comes up with a better one.
@moonstone5552 жыл бұрын
My mom is a Pathologist.... and your Dr.Path is on point!!! Hahahaha minus the microscope talk hahaha.. let me tell you Pathologists know all the tea in the hospital!! 🍵 Their lunch convo involves a lot of tea spilling 👀 😳 😄 🤣
@lilbatz
2 жыл бұрын
Our paths knew all the gossip and where all the skeletons were buried. The only other peeps with that knowledge were maintenance.
@suzbone
2 жыл бұрын
@@lilbatz former hospital facilities admin here, can confirm
@moonstone555
2 жыл бұрын
@@lilbatz yes!!!! Lol
@MegsLeaB
2 жыл бұрын
Well we are investigator and curious by nature 😂
@moonstone555
2 жыл бұрын
@@MegsLeaB 😄
@agalva1002 жыл бұрын
I am in pathology, and yes, my equipment has names too… never thought it was weird 🤷🏾♀️
@maurissakeller3595
2 жыл бұрын
I used to work in a retail print shop, specifically with printing and graphic design services. I enjoyed talking to the printers like they had personalities. I still talk to objects, and give things names.
@Straddock2 жыл бұрын
the, he seems lucid and despite personifying lab equipment, he understands they're not human. He's happy, Tabitha's happy. It's a solitary job, send him to the lab.
@susie9893
Жыл бұрын
Oh if only psychiatry would leave it at that: he's happy, Tabitha's happy
@LadyRad20002 жыл бұрын
Pathology has the right idea! Interacting with Tabitha and the rest of his equipment is better than interacting with most people. Just look at the news.👏👏
@The_Kentuckian Жыл бұрын
Take a moment to appreciate the arts & crafts work that went into Tabitha.
@SY-tv4nk2 жыл бұрын
the construction of the microscope deserves more recognition
@anyaknowlton69052 жыл бұрын
I love how pathology and the pediatrician have both now stumped the psychiatrist due to their lack of desire to interact with the other doctors for what should be obvious reasons Edit: changed family medicine to pediatrician
@Rafaelzio
2 жыл бұрын
And pediatrics
@nn-kn9io
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I thought the same thing
@charismai6942
2 жыл бұрын
You mean paediatrics, right?
@vankink
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a pediatrician who now is making a new residence in pathology and yes, that's absolutely right
@kujursameer86
Жыл бұрын
My Gosh. As a Paediatrician, this is so relatable. I hate talking to just any other human being.
@morbidenigma3002 жыл бұрын
As someone who works in the lab, I can confirm that all lab equipment are given names. Yes we don't like people, especially doctors 🤣🤣
@MJ-982 жыл бұрын
Tabitha the OMAX LED compound microscope IS A PERFECT COMPANION OKAY
@momoluv1142 жыл бұрын
"Do you know any humans like that" - ahh that kernel of truth in a bag of crazy
@uhmnope47872 жыл бұрын
The psychologist goes to therapy: "So what's your problem?" "Pathology."
@dilyaTebya
2 жыл бұрын
Lol..in reality the least people we interact with are the psy 😂
@stevenreeves25182 жыл бұрын
I think you should set up Tabitha with my BH2 Olympus named Johnny…they’d make a good couple. - Michigan Pathology
@Kricker63501
Жыл бұрын
If it turns out Johnny bats for the other team, I could introduce him to my Olympus, Olly. Just let me know.
@susie9893
Жыл бұрын
Maybe Tabby swings both ways: her pathologist AND the Olympus pool
@barbarabreadman23732 жыл бұрын
When he met the opthalmologist once who was extremely lost, the opthalmologist obviously hadn't yet acquired Johnathan.
@maryoconnor2527
2 жыл бұрын
Or it was when Jonathan was busy running the clinic for Ortho Bro :)
@nefertitiadmiral55792 жыл бұрын
Tabitha, cats, plants are excellent companions
@HimeBaezChan
2 жыл бұрын
I really feel this
@speter02082 жыл бұрын
I feel i see myself. I am a lab resident in Hungary. Here lab is a separate specialty, not part of pathology. My favourite part about it is that we don't interact with patients, most of them don't even know we exist and even most doctors have no idea about how a lab works.
@MARYREED-nh7gb
17 күн бұрын
I find that so sad. I had medical lab procedures in 1972 and remember how to do a CBC, from collection to staining to counting. I even remember the formula for all the stains. I ended up as a perfusionist back in the day when you really had to know biochemistry, etc, so as not to kill the patient. I really wanted Tropical Medicine but was only on the periphery of that. Thank you for going into medicine. I wish continued success in your field.
@gibronimo2 жыл бұрын
The pathologist forgot to mention his love of cutting up dead bodies (autopsies). When I worked as a pathology technician in a teaching hospital, the pathologists and residents all loved doing autopsies. They even had their favorite brand preferences for kitchen knives and power tools. 😳
@PWLfr
2 жыл бұрын
That's surgery which is the funniest part of medicine without having to worry about the patient so win-win
@wordsfindme
2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm. Also, garden loppers are pretty good for cutting ribs (and cheaper than a power saw!)
@queenbunnyfoofoo6112
2 жыл бұрын
Doing an autopsy is solving a huge puzzle. I can understand why they'd be excited.
@DemonicNightmare
2 жыл бұрын
I have a very dear friend who very nearly went into pathology, and she talked about how in her undergrad she was the only one in her class completely unafraid to come up to dead bodies and work on autopsies. Sounds like she would've fit right in
@isaackellogg3493
Жыл бұрын
There’s an episode from Season One of Fringe where Doctor Bishop visits a big box hardware store and asks the nice 19-year-old girl about the best brand of saw for cutting through bone. She is a little nonplussed, and when Peter calls after her “It’s really quite innocent-no need to call the police!” her step away noticeably quickens.
@m136dalie2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering "what the hell is that thing" and then the psych said it was a microscope I burst out laughing
@Kris-cu1vx
2 жыл бұрын
I was trying to find the significance of the cereal box cut into the number 7 lol
@kellybicknell2
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a Virologist, I immediately saw a microscope and knew where we were heading.
@muneeb-khan2 жыл бұрын
The 2022 medscape physician suicidality report had pathology as number one this year for suicidal thoughts. It surprised me. But to be fair I haven’t interacted with a pathologist properly since the lockdown stuff started and I’m sure COVID might have changed some things for them.
@meriadocbrandybuck9833
2 жыл бұрын
It’s because pathologists know something you don’t. Not to be ominous or anything.
@DembaiVT
2 жыл бұрын
The high demand for testing and the hellish confirmation of irreversible COVID damage may have a part of it. But it could also be social exposure too. Especially since a lot of folks have confirmed that pathology really likes to be social to anyone willing to listen and exposure protocol would demand they never interact with anyone anymore.
@elizabethcullen2012
2 жыл бұрын
Suicidal thoughts, not so much. But the GI surgeons schedule 2 7 am tumor boards each week and never quite have time to look at all the pathology the admins have to pull and I have to drive an hour to be ready to present. Other thoughts.... I'm not bitter, but I'm pretty sure that is against the Geneva Conventions.
@canadianrusski1189
2 жыл бұрын
@@elizabethcullen2012 6:30 head and neck and soft tissue and bone 🤦🏻♀️
@elleelsaltador2657
2 жыл бұрын
probably because we're expected to know everything.
@meriadocbrandybuck98332 жыл бұрын
You have successfully convinced me all pathologists have Aspergers and relate better to objects than live people. Since I’m autistic I’ve now determined I need a pathologist acquaintance. I do not get bored when people tell me about their hyper specific special interest in medicine for hours. I’ve memorized the history of pathology & listened to 5 hour lectures on the progression of diseases seen in the skeleton. And I’m not bothered by dead people, so obviously this should work out.
@chantaldesravines7801
2 жыл бұрын
Holy Cow😳🧐‼️🤣
@meriadocbrandybuck9833
2 жыл бұрын
@@chantaldesravines7801 a guy got murdered in the alley outside my old house and I was the second person on site. I walked out to take out the trash and saw a guy laying in the street. I walked up to see if he needed CPR, noticed the blood & that his chest wasn’t moving. I heard from the first person on scene who came running out of his house to say he checked but found no pulse & had called the cops. The guy was obviously already dead. I reacted by turning around, walking back in my house & then I made coffee for detectives & ate a snack while waiting. I was interviewed by cops bc I had heard an odd noise which turned out to be the shot which killed the victim. I was calm at the time and offered the detective coffee while we chatted. They used what I heard to establish time of death. I am extremely practical & I am genuinely not at all bothered by death. It is just a fact of life & there’s nothing I can do about it, so why be upset?
@MegsLeaB
2 жыл бұрын
We also hate our routines changing or god forbid anyone sits in our spot at the multihead microscope 🔬
@elizabethcullen2012
2 жыл бұрын
And we have baked goods.
@athmaid
2 жыл бұрын
@@meriadocbrandybuck9833 in that regard I'm sure it's helpful, as long as you know how to treat those who can't cope with it that easily. Have you thought about going into pathology or some kind of lab job? Sounds like a good fit for you!
@jyotishmansharma58402 жыл бұрын
People like Tabitha can provide a good scope for future pathologists
@MarianaSilva-em1kg2 жыл бұрын
I imagine the fun time Dr. G. and his daughter spent on doing this microscope from a box of cereal. Great video as always! pathologists actually are excited about human beings, when they are the trainees that they can share their love for pathology with.
@isaackellogg3493
Жыл бұрын
Just be sure to bring them a Caf-Pow! every visit.
@Ines_232 жыл бұрын
Now I want a Tabitha. And a Jonathon.
@lilbatz
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t we all…. 😭
@LedHabel2 жыл бұрын
All the pathologists I’ve met were very happy so they must be doing something right
@Chris-hp9be
2 жыл бұрын
Not dealing with difficult patients all day long is actually very good for mental health😄
@AA-ps4ze
2 жыл бұрын
@@Chris-hp9be but dealing with difficult cases
@yougosquishnow2 жыл бұрын
I am a pathologist...this is accurate. My scope is called Bessy :)
@salimel-dirani53222 жыл бұрын
"Did you hear that Tabitha?" 😂😂😂😂
@misanthrope62362 жыл бұрын
Now that took a turn really quick
@maranevaliza57332 жыл бұрын
When I saw the title, first thing comes to mind is "Why?"
@maranevaliza5733
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, now I get it.
@maranevaliza5733
2 жыл бұрын
Aww, I edited to correct my spelling and I lost the heart:((
@adamfazlullahsharief2 жыл бұрын
Haha, my mom is a Histopathologist and she’s nothing like this professionally, but very jolly and positive at home! Hahaaa, I hoped my mother would fit into the GCU but meh, still very funny!
@ptbro3334
2 жыл бұрын
She just haven't introduced you to tapitha yet
@adamfazlullahsharief
2 жыл бұрын
@@ptbro3334 omG lolll
@jaymann.g2 жыл бұрын
“The lost Ophthalmologist” would make a great book.
@kimitsukouseki9872 Жыл бұрын
I'm a seamstress and I talk to and name my sewing machines XD so I'm right there with pathology.
@carolinenash64102 жыл бұрын
Love it! I'm a lab tech here in the UK and our machines have names! Our urine analysers are Tom and Jerry! 🤣
@darondatoole7439 Жыл бұрын
You never fail to deliver comedy brilliantly. Appreciate you so much.
@rc47802 жыл бұрын
As a pathology scientist I must admit when the phone rings it’s always a little exciting because that’s our external human interaction for the day.
@jasveender
2 жыл бұрын
I have the opposite reaction! The phone rings and I think 'oh no, what now? did I do something wrong?' 😅
@khyrand
2 жыл бұрын
Shh you’ll encourage the surgeons to send more frozens after hours!
@rc4780
2 жыл бұрын
@@khyrand jokes on you, I’m a transfusion scientist.
@spethmanjones29972 жыл бұрын
I’m a current MS1 about to be MS2, and any time we have a pathologist give us a lecture, they’re always probably the most enthusiastic and happy person I encounter that week :D Maybe the stains and fumes make them high on life or something
@wodthehunter8145 Жыл бұрын
My best friend in the lab was a Pathology Assistant who worked her ass off. I loved delivering her samples, because it was clear how lonely that job is. Shed go from dictating, to "Hi! Lets talk about life for a second!" instantly. Accurate portrayal as always. Also, I hate micro anatomy so much, so I'm super impressed by paths.
@adriel24222 жыл бұрын
Lab people is the same... I had a centrifuge called shake-ira
@user-fj6xl8rw8j2 жыл бұрын
"Tabitha is an OMAX LED compound microscope. Show some respect." 👁👄👁
@Sanjana.Manjunath2 жыл бұрын
This is where we say he had us in the first half, ngl
@fearreavers2 жыл бұрын
Ooh. I can totally relate to this. I named my structural testing clamps and I talk to my tools all the time. Usually when they try to hide from me.
@JasonB8082 жыл бұрын
So basically Pathologists become Tom Hanks in Cast Away, and all their equipment becomes that Wilson ball. 😅
@suecharnock9369 Жыл бұрын
killing myself laughing - used to work in a hospital lab and ALL our machines had names and were spoken about as if they had personalities! maybe due to it being a long time ago - but every single one of those machines had querks and if you didnt know them, you couldnt get consistent results from them.....
@ItsAsparageese2 жыл бұрын
My legal name is a weird rare one that's quite close to "Tabitha", so I've been called "Tabitha" a lot of times in my life. Was always very nonplussed about it, but now that I finally have this hero of a microscope as connotation for the name, I'll retroactively embrace the mistake as an honor 😊😆
@PhoenixRoseYT2 жыл бұрын
My path professor is like this 😂 he’s awesome.
@charesepelham76822 жыл бұрын
That statement about Tabatha being “reliable, she listens and I can trust her; do you know any humans like that?” And then the expression on the psychiatrist’s face! That was just too funny!
@magiv42052 жыл бұрын
I was getting so anxious for the twist to be revealed and man, you did not disappoint. Gotta love how Pathology ascribes sentience to lab equipment and is still the most sane speciality by a mile.
@lilbatz2 жыл бұрын
Pathology is living THE DREAM. The only thing that could tweak it better is Swiss Miss materializing any time he’d like some. Tabitha beats Prozac and Risperdal. # TEAM TABITHA 💪🏻💕☕️
@asmerX100
2 жыл бұрын
pathology may be not be paid as much as neurosurgeon..but as long as they are happy with their passion, i dont think money is a big problem to them
@Omnicloud7strife2 жыл бұрын
Therapy, regarding Pathology's last question: "Yes, of course I know him. He's me."
@georginaengland62802 жыл бұрын
As a pathologist... I loved this... very true, however my human colleagues and I call our microscopes "Olympia", as they are the Olympus BX46, BX45 and BX55 models. Genius... thanks so much for your fabulous videos!!
@sarrahfadul
2 жыл бұрын
Do you miss clinical medicine at all? I want to apply this season to pathology but I like working with my hands and moving a lot.
@Chris-hp9be
2 жыл бұрын
@@sarrahfadul then don’t take pathology. You will be frustrated. Pathology is not physically demanding like many subjects but it requires genuine interest in the subject. It requires endless amount of reading and sitting in lab seeing hundreds of slides a day to train your eyes and brain.
@georginaengland6280
2 жыл бұрын
@@sarrahfadul Hi Sarah... pathology is fabulous as it is a visual and intellectual pursuit. No moving and minimal use of hands... but... no family meetings. You won't know unless you see what we do...
@wilh923Ай бұрын
"Your mental health is perfect". Said NO therapist ever!
@ansaras20232 жыл бұрын
That plot twist was awesome🔥🔥🤣
@gillianmac49872 жыл бұрын
I knew there'd be a twist! Hehe just leave him he's happy!
@sirbassoon18442 жыл бұрын
Its only an issue when Tabitha starts answering
@DembaiVT
2 жыл бұрын
Or if making a human friend results in guilt about Tabitha. Humans who bond with objects aren't an issue unless their function is inhibited by that bond. Ie: it's okay to think of your Roomba as a pet. Many people do, but if you start sleeping with it in your bed because you feel it might be lonely or cold or won't get a real pet because the Roomba might feel sad, that's an issue.
@simantamodak11472 жыл бұрын
Watching this as I'm preparaing for my Professional exam on Pathology! Perfect timing!
@jenjaffray58502 жыл бұрын
Love this !!! Perfectly done. I talk to myself, but maybe I'll get a Tabitha, lol. Great job. Much ❤️ from 🇨🇦
@mixiearmadillo74522 жыл бұрын
Pathology is making me question every decision I've made in life which led to a career other than pathology 😭
@vintagechalkboard3965
2 жыл бұрын
Me too, Mixie.
@ezinneerhirhieneeukaogo1439
Жыл бұрын
I left Pathology.
@snatchX626
Жыл бұрын
@@ezinneerhirhieneeukaogo1439sorry to hear. why did you leave?
@richardbeckenbaugh1805Ай бұрын
I used to work in a laboratory doing forensic metallurgy and this is spot on. Every piece of equipment had a name and personality. Gina and Jennifer were my favorites.
@alginateagar2 жыл бұрын
how does even come up with these scripts 🤣🤣.. these are just brilliant..
@j_skye72912 жыл бұрын
As someone who got lost just trying to find the path lab in my hospital, can confirm the ophthalmologist was *very* lost
@gritskennedy50072 жыл бұрын
Your videos make me laugh so hard....if i could i would instantly purchase a microscope charm and a doctor charm symbol just to honor you for the laughter you have brought into my days. Hysterical. You are a genius! Thank you...so much. Tell Johnathan the minute the jewlers can make a scribe im adding his character to a charm bracelet. What a cool and clever man you are! Keep up the witty work!
@chezshirecat1872 Жыл бұрын
One of the residents had this old microscope through his residency-when he had to turn it back in-he cried. He was trying to get it back by buying it. Pathologist love their scopes.
@JennyG.COW52 жыл бұрын
I LOVED that the Pathologist covered his Tabatha equipment like he was covering Tabatha's "ears"! 😆👍 Honestly, if each of these staff members were personalities, I'd probably be the Pathologist or Pediatrician! 😄👍❤️
@K1S7Z32 жыл бұрын
This is troubling but also as a biochemist…I can relate to the emotional bond formed with your microscope lol
@hellolamb1391 Жыл бұрын
I know, right? I always recommend imaginary friends to my unhappy friends but they call me crazy. I don’t tell people about my imaginary friends though. I made one when I was 5 and my parents still haven’t stopped teasing me about it. I always was afraid of losing people when I was younger. But if imaginary friends live in my head, they’ll never leave. The only time they will is if I lose myself, but if I lose myself I won’t have anything to worry about because I’m not me. Plus I can name a number of times they’ve helped me. They’ll cheer me on when others don’t. They hold my hand and give me physical affection when I need it. They do what I want and if they don’t do something I’ll always be okay with it.
@Ice.muffin2 жыл бұрын
Why is this brilliant on so many levels !!!!!!
@marjieestivill2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for a pathologist therapy session! So perfect!
@Bergen982 жыл бұрын
The funniest and the most easy-going doctors during my education were always the ones who dealt least with people - a pathologist (who even got the Teacher of the Year award) and clinical genetics. And generally all the lectures we got from pathologists were the most chill and even funny
@novembermiss2 жыл бұрын
Always good to see one of my top three favorite characters featured: the pathologist! Likely the most well adjusted medical professional in the hospital. Was it Sartre who said "hell is other people"?
@magnolia86262 жыл бұрын
I wish I named equipment in my previous lab. You DO form a special bond and it sure would've made lab more fun. GO PATH!! Also major props for that ChexMix microscope, Dr. G 🙌
@noneyabusiness9441 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely Love your channel!! Thank you ❤❤❤❤❤❤
@aliceignis2 жыл бұрын
I once wanted to become a pathologist, but I thought I wouldn't made the medical studies. Now I'm a teacher... God I wish I would have became a pathologist!! 🙈
@pm51872 жыл бұрын
When I did my pathology rotation as a med student I always noticed that the residents were happy and smiled. OB/GYN, in particular, were miserable and bitter. Most physicians I know are either unhappy or neutral about their profession. Most pathologists I know are either happy or neutral.
@denisemangan1413 Жыл бұрын
Loved being in Paediatric Ward- Paediatric Consultants so respectful & friendly even to the staff.
@dazzlingdexter5060 Жыл бұрын
When therapist is like "There's a problem but your logic is still flawless. What Do I say?"
@Zer0r22 жыл бұрын
Applying for pathology this year. Can't wait to name my own microscope friend when I start residency!
@flightdoc9087
Жыл бұрын
Are you applying exclusively to Path?
@boredwithcoldfeet2 жыл бұрын
Most of the pathologists I've met really are quite friendly, happy people. They like interacting with staff, tell jokes, kinda eccentric, and enjoy teaching.
@animeanibe2 жыл бұрын
God, I love the storytelling in these short skits. Dr. Glaucomflecken, you nailed it again.
@MissingChunks2 жыл бұрын
I simile everytime I see a new one of these and they're always great!
@Midnight_Star1021 Жыл бұрын
I want to work in Pathology in the future, this seems like a positive (enough) sign 😀
@eventidessoul19632 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the ophthalmologist and pathology fight over who is better- Tabitha or Johnathan, The Seer vs The Scribe And they'll both be attending therapy because of how much they're fighting and the psych is confused at the weird rivalry that developed between ophtha and patho.
@charesepelham76822 жыл бұрын
Literally laughing out loud! Just when I think you can’t get any funnier; you do! This is priceless!
@lisamarieclark6778 Жыл бұрын
I really appreciate the last bit of humor before walking out to the office this morning. Thanks again for your time.
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"Tabitha is reliable, she listens, I can trust her. Do you know any humans like that?" Yes we do, his name is Jonathan 🙌
@SportyMabamba
2 жыл бұрын
Jonathan and Tabitha should grab lunch together and compare notes
@mohamedal-ganzoury3699
2 жыл бұрын
He said humans 😃 😂
@Ellestra
2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Jonathan is a being that's between human and lab equipment - he has his own charging closet
@ciara473
2 жыл бұрын
@@SportyMabamba that would be the quietest conversation ever!
@Susul-lj2wm
2 жыл бұрын
excuse you, Jonathan is a scribe
I love how the healthiest specialties are the ones that don't deal with human adults 😆
@0Arcoverde
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, pediatrician deals with them
@maximumovermuslim6337
2 жыл бұрын
@@0Arcoverde well yes, we know that, but it was a joke. Im in my peds rotation right now
@elizabethcullen2012
2 жыл бұрын
It's true.
@stuckn.derplahoma562
2 жыл бұрын
This is the way....
@DrDeusExMachina
2 жыл бұрын
@@0Arcoverde They deal with them and it so happens to be the worst part of their job.
I had a friend in high school whose dad was a pathologist. I asked him one day how he came into that career. He said "Well medicine was a career change for me. I was working in a job where I was by myself in a basement all day every day and I said 'I don't want to work like this anymore, I want to interact with people, I want to help people, change people's lives. Decided to become a doctor. Finished med school. And then, uhh, I kinda somehow settled into pathology and well, now I work by myself in a basement all day every day..."
@Teencat
Жыл бұрын
Your friend's dad sounds funny! No matter what profession you are in, may it brings you fulfillment and fair compensation!
@noteansylvan6051
Жыл бұрын
I guess I should look into pathology.
@tywoodruff2218
Жыл бұрын
😂
@agbobier2657
Жыл бұрын
Oh..shit....
@Yupppi
Жыл бұрын
I guess he interacted with people, but not in the common way, and I guess he changed people's deaths, which are part of life, and his job probably helps living people as well. But some people just stick to the basement.
Pathology needs all the therapy sessions. I did find it weird that he has such a happy demeanor. Tabitha caught me off guard.
@amyliu1134
2 жыл бұрын
Pathology needs no therapy sessions. WE all need Tabithas 🙃
@codeacadmy
2 жыл бұрын
@@amyliu1134 this hits so hard😂
@chameon378
2 жыл бұрын
Humans can packbond with anything. Now, thinking logically, pathology does need regular stimulation that's not completely on his schedule, and the fact he packbonded to something he uses for work makes me think that, perhaps, he's not got as good a worklife balance as he thinks, but the only thing I'd really advise for him would be to just make sure he regularly tries branching out in his offwork hobbies. Additionally, while our resident psychiatrist seems to have touched a nerve (I mean, don't question a guys packbonds in front of him, it doesn't matter if he anthropomorphized a roomba), it seems like Pathology is aware that he needs to socialize more. He showed up an hour early AND checked to make sure there'd be an empty moment in that time slot.
@lilbatz
2 жыл бұрын
CLUTCHES PEARLS! Pathology is perfect! Only one more pure is the Pediatrician. If he was my boss, if talking to Tabby keeps him from not being a raging loon, he can keep chit chatting to her. My bar for pleasant bosses in incredibly low. Lol
@_Ekaros
2 жыл бұрын
Anyone that happy must have mental issues... It is not normal.
Pathology is the only speciality where patients never complain
@Gusanoman
2 жыл бұрын
Specially forensic pathology. The day I receive a complain is gonna be weird.
@RKBock
2 жыл бұрын
well, the moment they start complaining, you've gotta quit your job!
@rhemaroy825
2 жыл бұрын
@@Gusanoman 🤣
@paulmatthews7744
2 жыл бұрын
If only that were true😀🔬
@fasdaVT
2 жыл бұрын
@@RKBock no you get the ax fand prevent the zombie apocalypse
I don't know why, but I really like that Tabitha is gluten-free. It really adds to her character somehow
@julianaescobarechavarria6330
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@nieceysemien7135
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@hellolamb1391
Жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅
@mrman6025
Жыл бұрын
😢😢😢😢😢😢
@tyrant-den884
Жыл бұрын
meat-aholic though. the will spend all day staring at protein if you let her.
As a pathologist, I approve of this message.
@thelostant
2 жыл бұрын
The comment section request the name of your microscope
@Blastoise-1123
2 жыл бұрын
Yes what is there name
@samhovey3200
2 жыл бұрын
I love that when I was on my clt rotation I met a pathologist who was super excited to just let me look at slides for practice
@RKBock
2 жыл бұрын
how's tabatha?
@DW-bc2gl
2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
my husband has been working alone in a diagnostic lab with centrifuges for 12 years. In this past year, he now has a lab with a dozen PhDs grads and undergrads in it. He hasn't quite figured out eye contact yet.
@Direblade11
Жыл бұрын
Poor guy!
@ankavoskuilen1725
Жыл бұрын
Who can blame him?
@ela178
Жыл бұрын
The best! He doesn’t need to 😅 He has you, his wife more than enough for some people😄
@elainal6847
Жыл бұрын
@@ela178 ah thank you. We've been invited to a wedding shower and a baby shower by these very social people and he still doesn't know where to look or what to say.
@RKBock
Жыл бұрын
@@elainal6847 tell him to smile and wave. that'll do
When Lucy heard about the psychiatist saying she is not human, that really hurt her. Lucy is my cryostat.
@snowking1996
2 жыл бұрын
That username, I love it! I might have to go and rewatch the movie tonight
@mkmasterthreesixfive
2 жыл бұрын
brejj... bredguu... grezg.... **HANZ** .. ehem... Hans.
@lulujay7825
2 жыл бұрын
Nice invented Polish surname Greg! Congrats on getting all the digraphs straight....how many proof reads??
@pinky8773
2 жыл бұрын
We give names to all our equipment. We have multiples of everything, so names are way better than 'that artisan stainer to the left'.
@Brzeczyszczykiewicz_Greg
2 жыл бұрын
@@lulujay7825 I am from Chrząszczyrzeworzyce in Łękołody County.
Lol I have a pretty toxic relationship with some of my lab equipment. Never thought to take it to therapy. Might do some good
@cyanofelis
2 жыл бұрын
A little slap never hurt anyone....
@QuantumLeclerc
Жыл бұрын
@@cyanofelis Don't say that to paediatrics
@jerrykinnin7941
Жыл бұрын
I'm a trucker loving good equipment is healthy. Makes me sad when management gives Great Equipment to others not assigned to it. And they Wreck it or rip PTO pumps of the transmission Cause they forgot to uncouple the hose.
@beatricereadel645
Жыл бұрын
😂
@sumayyahhomeschool5650
2 ай бұрын
The cassette printers can jump off the helipad....
This is way too accurate. We're just happy lil introverts perfectly content hidden away in the lab until office hours end. We like to teach things that come up in clinician boards but never again for the rest of their career. And live patients exhaust us. Dead ones are quieter.
@matyldakrupa3775
2 жыл бұрын
And that’s the thing with pathology. I’m very interested in that field but I am a massive extrovert so I don’t know what to do ;((((
@elleelsaltador2657
2 жыл бұрын
@@matyldakrupa3775 we do have extroverts! work life balance! see your family in the weekends!
@ceyrai
2 жыл бұрын
@@matyldakrupa3775 we have extroverts too! The ones in our department make sure we get a healthy amount of sunlight. They're also the ones who rep us if we want pickles but are too shy to say so haha But kidding aside, we're a friendly and welcoming group!
@jamgirlsworld
2 жыл бұрын
@@ceyrai 😂😂😂😂😂
@bisterkding9249
2 жыл бұрын
@@ceyrai You say you're joking, but the Microbiology department of the lab I work in actually has no windows 😂
As a clinical pathologist, I know it’s totally true that we name our lab equipment. Different instruments have their own personalities, that’s for sure. Now, where’s Bert and Ernie…
@adbreon
2 жыл бұрын
Heck, they have better labor organization than the hospital employees. Everyone knows that if you yell at the microwave in the break room the chemistry analyzer is required by the Machine Union (partner of the Appliance Alliance) to go on strike.
@steffinistalos4665
2 жыл бұрын
@@adbreon Oh, Sparky and Chemaine are notorious for their hospital strikes. Can't get popcorn (and the unlikely pairing of metabolic panels) done at all.
@suecharnock9369
Жыл бұрын
ah - we had a Bert in the hospital lab I used to work in! Fond memories......
@advanceringnewholder
Жыл бұрын
i work in a lab and I'm 100% sure every equipment has their own personality. You have to learn their quirk to make it work.
Oh do psychiatry next that'd be hilarious. "Psychiatry, have you considered not wearing houndstooth or tweed?" "No?"
@JoAnn_001
2 жыл бұрын
I was a psychologist and would love to see an interview with the psychiatrist who was my supervisor at the hospital I had an internship at! My interview with him when he interviewed me, I started assessing whether he was using as his eyes dilated and his head seemed swayed, slow speech.. later, I found out he had worked a 24 hour weekend shift and was only in the morning for the morning meeting and my interview! For a Freudian, he was an interesting doctor.!
@walkingwith_dinosaurs
Жыл бұрын
@@JoAnn_001 he was a Freudian AND a psychiatrist? What a weird mix!😁
And now we need a day in the life of a pathologist to see how he greets Tabitha every morning
@AznJsn82091
2 жыл бұрын
Even better, the story of how Pathology and Tabitha first met. It’s not easy to find the right equipment that works for you. But when it does, sparks fly.
Look, there's nothing wrong with talking to Tabitha. There's only cause for some concern if Tabitha *talks back.*
@sleepingroses761
8 ай бұрын
Exactly 😂
“Tabitha is reliable, she listens, I can trust her. Do you know any humans like that?” I was fully expecting Jonathan to come up in that conversation lol
@kerstinschwarz5222
2 жыл бұрын
I think we all know jonathan is more than human 😂
@JackdawWatcher
2 жыл бұрын
@@kerstinschwarz5222 *nods* 😂
Lab equipment will never betray the trust vested in them (if they don’t suddenly need a repair that is… or a bulb change… or just suddenly stop working because the developers came back from the dead for a quick second to produce a pay-walled software update that somehow is now absolutely necessary after years of perfectly fine work)
@kirksaintpatrick3921
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck the pay-walled software update! I hate those!
@rc4780
2 жыл бұрын
Clearly you’ve never worked with a Beckman Coulter product before
@Joblerone
2 жыл бұрын
Or just brick the machine outright to force an upgrade - oh, sorry, to "do a recall"
@MrSixdrive
2 жыл бұрын
We had an overnight tissue processor failure recently. Everything inside scrapped. What a shit show that was.
@rc4780
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrSixdrive oh my god that’s awful. Could anything be resectioned? Deeper levels?
The most ironic part is that he says he doesn't want to talk with people, yet he voluntarily went to talk to the therapist because it would be fun.
@ms.annthropic6341
Жыл бұрын
And the other doctors go visit him all the time when they need a little zen. 😂
I heard from the janitor that Pathology is having an affair with Sarah the centrifuge. Tabitha is going to be broken when she finds out. They're not exactly discreet... Sarah is very loud when he takes her for a spin. I'm losing my grip on reality
@Julia-lk8jn
Жыл бұрын
Meh, grip on reality is overrated, especially one that's cobbled together as shoddily as the one we're supposed to work with right now . Just wait for a while until somebody comes up with a better one.
My mom is a Pathologist.... and your Dr.Path is on point!!! Hahahaha minus the microscope talk hahaha.. let me tell you Pathologists know all the tea in the hospital!! 🍵 Their lunch convo involves a lot of tea spilling 👀 😳 😄 🤣
@lilbatz
2 жыл бұрын
Our paths knew all the gossip and where all the skeletons were buried. The only other peeps with that knowledge were maintenance.
@suzbone
2 жыл бұрын
@@lilbatz former hospital facilities admin here, can confirm
@moonstone555
2 жыл бұрын
@@lilbatz yes!!!! Lol
@MegsLeaB
2 жыл бұрын
Well we are investigator and curious by nature 😂
@moonstone555
2 жыл бұрын
@@MegsLeaB 😄
I am in pathology, and yes, my equipment has names too… never thought it was weird 🤷🏾♀️
@maurissakeller3595
2 жыл бұрын
I used to work in a retail print shop, specifically with printing and graphic design services. I enjoyed talking to the printers like they had personalities. I still talk to objects, and give things names.
the, he seems lucid and despite personifying lab equipment, he understands they're not human. He's happy, Tabitha's happy. It's a solitary job, send him to the lab.
@susie9893
Жыл бұрын
Oh if only psychiatry would leave it at that: he's happy, Tabitha's happy
Pathology has the right idea! Interacting with Tabitha and the rest of his equipment is better than interacting with most people. Just look at the news.👏👏
Take a moment to appreciate the arts & crafts work that went into Tabitha.
the construction of the microscope deserves more recognition
I love how pathology and the pediatrician have both now stumped the psychiatrist due to their lack of desire to interact with the other doctors for what should be obvious reasons Edit: changed family medicine to pediatrician
@Rafaelzio
2 жыл бұрын
And pediatrics
@nn-kn9io
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I thought the same thing
@charismai6942
2 жыл бұрын
You mean paediatrics, right?
@vankink
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a pediatrician who now is making a new residence in pathology and yes, that's absolutely right
@kujursameer86
Жыл бұрын
My Gosh. As a Paediatrician, this is so relatable. I hate talking to just any other human being.
As someone who works in the lab, I can confirm that all lab equipment are given names. Yes we don't like people, especially doctors 🤣🤣
Tabitha the OMAX LED compound microscope IS A PERFECT COMPANION OKAY
"Do you know any humans like that" - ahh that kernel of truth in a bag of crazy
The psychologist goes to therapy: "So what's your problem?" "Pathology."
@dilyaTebya
2 жыл бұрын
Lol..in reality the least people we interact with are the psy 😂
I think you should set up Tabitha with my BH2 Olympus named Johnny…they’d make a good couple. - Michigan Pathology
@Kricker63501
Жыл бұрын
If it turns out Johnny bats for the other team, I could introduce him to my Olympus, Olly. Just let me know.
@susie9893
Жыл бұрын
Maybe Tabby swings both ways: her pathologist AND the Olympus pool
When he met the opthalmologist once who was extremely lost, the opthalmologist obviously hadn't yet acquired Johnathan.
@maryoconnor2527
2 жыл бұрын
Or it was when Jonathan was busy running the clinic for Ortho Bro :)
Tabitha, cats, plants are excellent companions
@HimeBaezChan
2 жыл бұрын
I really feel this
I feel i see myself. I am a lab resident in Hungary. Here lab is a separate specialty, not part of pathology. My favourite part about it is that we don't interact with patients, most of them don't even know we exist and even most doctors have no idea about how a lab works.
@MARYREED-nh7gb
17 күн бұрын
I find that so sad. I had medical lab procedures in 1972 and remember how to do a CBC, from collection to staining to counting. I even remember the formula for all the stains. I ended up as a perfusionist back in the day when you really had to know biochemistry, etc, so as not to kill the patient. I really wanted Tropical Medicine but was only on the periphery of that. Thank you for going into medicine. I wish continued success in your field.
The pathologist forgot to mention his love of cutting up dead bodies (autopsies). When I worked as a pathology technician in a teaching hospital, the pathologists and residents all loved doing autopsies. They even had their favorite brand preferences for kitchen knives and power tools. 😳
@PWLfr
2 жыл бұрын
That's surgery which is the funniest part of medicine without having to worry about the patient so win-win
@wordsfindme
2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm. Also, garden loppers are pretty good for cutting ribs (and cheaper than a power saw!)
@queenbunnyfoofoo6112
2 жыл бұрын
Doing an autopsy is solving a huge puzzle. I can understand why they'd be excited.
@DemonicNightmare
2 жыл бұрын
I have a very dear friend who very nearly went into pathology, and she talked about how in her undergrad she was the only one in her class completely unafraid to come up to dead bodies and work on autopsies. Sounds like she would've fit right in
@isaackellogg3493
Жыл бұрын
There’s an episode from Season One of Fringe where Doctor Bishop visits a big box hardware store and asks the nice 19-year-old girl about the best brand of saw for cutting through bone. She is a little nonplussed, and when Peter calls after her “It’s really quite innocent-no need to call the police!” her step away noticeably quickens.
I was wondering "what the hell is that thing" and then the psych said it was a microscope I burst out laughing
@Kris-cu1vx
2 жыл бұрын
I was trying to find the significance of the cereal box cut into the number 7 lol
@kellybicknell2
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a Virologist, I immediately saw a microscope and knew where we were heading.
The 2022 medscape physician suicidality report had pathology as number one this year for suicidal thoughts. It surprised me. But to be fair I haven’t interacted with a pathologist properly since the lockdown stuff started and I’m sure COVID might have changed some things for them.
@meriadocbrandybuck9833
2 жыл бұрын
It’s because pathologists know something you don’t. Not to be ominous or anything.
@DembaiVT
2 жыл бұрын
The high demand for testing and the hellish confirmation of irreversible COVID damage may have a part of it. But it could also be social exposure too. Especially since a lot of folks have confirmed that pathology really likes to be social to anyone willing to listen and exposure protocol would demand they never interact with anyone anymore.
@elizabethcullen2012
2 жыл бұрын
Suicidal thoughts, not so much. But the GI surgeons schedule 2 7 am tumor boards each week and never quite have time to look at all the pathology the admins have to pull and I have to drive an hour to be ready to present. Other thoughts.... I'm not bitter, but I'm pretty sure that is against the Geneva Conventions.
@canadianrusski1189
2 жыл бұрын
@@elizabethcullen2012 6:30 head and neck and soft tissue and bone 🤦🏻♀️
@elleelsaltador2657
2 жыл бұрын
probably because we're expected to know everything.
You have successfully convinced me all pathologists have Aspergers and relate better to objects than live people. Since I’m autistic I’ve now determined I need a pathologist acquaintance. I do not get bored when people tell me about their hyper specific special interest in medicine for hours. I’ve memorized the history of pathology & listened to 5 hour lectures on the progression of diseases seen in the skeleton. And I’m not bothered by dead people, so obviously this should work out.
@chantaldesravines7801
2 жыл бұрын
Holy Cow😳🧐‼️🤣
@meriadocbrandybuck9833
2 жыл бұрын
@@chantaldesravines7801 a guy got murdered in the alley outside my old house and I was the second person on site. I walked out to take out the trash and saw a guy laying in the street. I walked up to see if he needed CPR, noticed the blood & that his chest wasn’t moving. I heard from the first person on scene who came running out of his house to say he checked but found no pulse & had called the cops. The guy was obviously already dead. I reacted by turning around, walking back in my house & then I made coffee for detectives & ate a snack while waiting. I was interviewed by cops bc I had heard an odd noise which turned out to be the shot which killed the victim. I was calm at the time and offered the detective coffee while we chatted. They used what I heard to establish time of death. I am extremely practical & I am genuinely not at all bothered by death. It is just a fact of life & there’s nothing I can do about it, so why be upset?
@MegsLeaB
2 жыл бұрын
We also hate our routines changing or god forbid anyone sits in our spot at the multihead microscope 🔬
@elizabethcullen2012
2 жыл бұрын
And we have baked goods.
@athmaid
2 жыл бұрын
@@meriadocbrandybuck9833 in that regard I'm sure it's helpful, as long as you know how to treat those who can't cope with it that easily. Have you thought about going into pathology or some kind of lab job? Sounds like a good fit for you!
People like Tabitha can provide a good scope for future pathologists
I imagine the fun time Dr. G. and his daughter spent on doing this microscope from a box of cereal. Great video as always! pathologists actually are excited about human beings, when they are the trainees that they can share their love for pathology with.
@isaackellogg3493
Жыл бұрын
Just be sure to bring them a Caf-Pow! every visit.
Now I want a Tabitha. And a Jonathon.
@lilbatz
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t we all…. 😭
All the pathologists I’ve met were very happy so they must be doing something right
@Chris-hp9be
2 жыл бұрын
Not dealing with difficult patients all day long is actually very good for mental health😄
@AA-ps4ze
2 жыл бұрын
@@Chris-hp9be but dealing with difficult cases
I am a pathologist...this is accurate. My scope is called Bessy :)
"Did you hear that Tabitha?" 😂😂😂😂
Now that took a turn really quick
When I saw the title, first thing comes to mind is "Why?"
@maranevaliza5733
2 жыл бұрын
Oh, now I get it.
@maranevaliza5733
2 жыл бұрын
Aww, I edited to correct my spelling and I lost the heart:((
Haha, my mom is a Histopathologist and she’s nothing like this professionally, but very jolly and positive at home! Hahaaa, I hoped my mother would fit into the GCU but meh, still very funny!
@ptbro3334
2 жыл бұрын
She just haven't introduced you to tapitha yet
@adamfazlullahsharief
2 жыл бұрын
@@ptbro3334 omG lolll
“The lost Ophthalmologist” would make a great book.
I'm a seamstress and I talk to and name my sewing machines XD so I'm right there with pathology.
Love it! I'm a lab tech here in the UK and our machines have names! Our urine analysers are Tom and Jerry! 🤣
You never fail to deliver comedy brilliantly. Appreciate you so much.
As a pathology scientist I must admit when the phone rings it’s always a little exciting because that’s our external human interaction for the day.
@jasveender
2 жыл бұрын
I have the opposite reaction! The phone rings and I think 'oh no, what now? did I do something wrong?' 😅
@khyrand
2 жыл бұрын
Shh you’ll encourage the surgeons to send more frozens after hours!
@rc4780
2 жыл бұрын
@@khyrand jokes on you, I’m a transfusion scientist.
I’m a current MS1 about to be MS2, and any time we have a pathologist give us a lecture, they’re always probably the most enthusiastic and happy person I encounter that week :D Maybe the stains and fumes make them high on life or something
My best friend in the lab was a Pathology Assistant who worked her ass off. I loved delivering her samples, because it was clear how lonely that job is. Shed go from dictating, to "Hi! Lets talk about life for a second!" instantly. Accurate portrayal as always. Also, I hate micro anatomy so much, so I'm super impressed by paths.
Lab people is the same... I had a centrifuge called shake-ira
"Tabitha is an OMAX LED compound microscope. Show some respect." 👁👄👁
This is where we say he had us in the first half, ngl
Ooh. I can totally relate to this. I named my structural testing clamps and I talk to my tools all the time. Usually when they try to hide from me.
So basically Pathologists become Tom Hanks in Cast Away, and all their equipment becomes that Wilson ball. 😅
killing myself laughing - used to work in a hospital lab and ALL our machines had names and were spoken about as if they had personalities! maybe due to it being a long time ago - but every single one of those machines had querks and if you didnt know them, you couldnt get consistent results from them.....
My legal name is a weird rare one that's quite close to "Tabitha", so I've been called "Tabitha" a lot of times in my life. Was always very nonplussed about it, but now that I finally have this hero of a microscope as connotation for the name, I'll retroactively embrace the mistake as an honor 😊😆
My path professor is like this 😂 he’s awesome.
That statement about Tabatha being “reliable, she listens and I can trust her; do you know any humans like that?” And then the expression on the psychiatrist’s face! That was just too funny!
I was getting so anxious for the twist to be revealed and man, you did not disappoint. Gotta love how Pathology ascribes sentience to lab equipment and is still the most sane speciality by a mile.
Pathology is living THE DREAM. The only thing that could tweak it better is Swiss Miss materializing any time he’d like some. Tabitha beats Prozac and Risperdal. # TEAM TABITHA 💪🏻💕☕️
@asmerX100
2 жыл бұрын
pathology may be not be paid as much as neurosurgeon..but as long as they are happy with their passion, i dont think money is a big problem to them
Therapy, regarding Pathology's last question: "Yes, of course I know him. He's me."
As a pathologist... I loved this... very true, however my human colleagues and I call our microscopes "Olympia", as they are the Olympus BX46, BX45 and BX55 models. Genius... thanks so much for your fabulous videos!!
@sarrahfadul
2 жыл бұрын
Do you miss clinical medicine at all? I want to apply this season to pathology but I like working with my hands and moving a lot.
@Chris-hp9be
2 жыл бұрын
@@sarrahfadul then don’t take pathology. You will be frustrated. Pathology is not physically demanding like many subjects but it requires genuine interest in the subject. It requires endless amount of reading and sitting in lab seeing hundreds of slides a day to train your eyes and brain.
@georginaengland6280
2 жыл бұрын
@@sarrahfadul Hi Sarah... pathology is fabulous as it is a visual and intellectual pursuit. No moving and minimal use of hands... but... no family meetings. You won't know unless you see what we do...
"Your mental health is perfect". Said NO therapist ever!
That plot twist was awesome🔥🔥🤣
I knew there'd be a twist! Hehe just leave him he's happy!
Its only an issue when Tabitha starts answering
@DembaiVT
2 жыл бұрын
Or if making a human friend results in guilt about Tabitha. Humans who bond with objects aren't an issue unless their function is inhibited by that bond. Ie: it's okay to think of your Roomba as a pet. Many people do, but if you start sleeping with it in your bed because you feel it might be lonely or cold or won't get a real pet because the Roomba might feel sad, that's an issue.
Watching this as I'm preparaing for my Professional exam on Pathology! Perfect timing!
Love this !!! Perfectly done. I talk to myself, but maybe I'll get a Tabitha, lol. Great job. Much ❤️ from 🇨🇦
Pathology is making me question every decision I've made in life which led to a career other than pathology 😭
@vintagechalkboard3965
2 жыл бұрын
Me too, Mixie.
@ezinneerhirhieneeukaogo1439
Жыл бұрын
I left Pathology.
@snatchX626
Жыл бұрын
@@ezinneerhirhieneeukaogo1439sorry to hear. why did you leave?
I used to work in a laboratory doing forensic metallurgy and this is spot on. Every piece of equipment had a name and personality. Gina and Jennifer were my favorites.
how does even come up with these scripts 🤣🤣.. these are just brilliant..
As someone who got lost just trying to find the path lab in my hospital, can confirm the ophthalmologist was *very* lost
Your videos make me laugh so hard....if i could i would instantly purchase a microscope charm and a doctor charm symbol just to honor you for the laughter you have brought into my days. Hysterical. You are a genius! Thank you...so much. Tell Johnathan the minute the jewlers can make a scribe im adding his character to a charm bracelet. What a cool and clever man you are! Keep up the witty work!
One of the residents had this old microscope through his residency-when he had to turn it back in-he cried. He was trying to get it back by buying it. Pathologist love their scopes.
I LOVED that the Pathologist covered his Tabatha equipment like he was covering Tabatha's "ears"! 😆👍 Honestly, if each of these staff members were personalities, I'd probably be the Pathologist or Pediatrician! 😄👍❤️
This is troubling but also as a biochemist…I can relate to the emotional bond formed with your microscope lol
I know, right? I always recommend imaginary friends to my unhappy friends but they call me crazy. I don’t tell people about my imaginary friends though. I made one when I was 5 and my parents still haven’t stopped teasing me about it. I always was afraid of losing people when I was younger. But if imaginary friends live in my head, they’ll never leave. The only time they will is if I lose myself, but if I lose myself I won’t have anything to worry about because I’m not me. Plus I can name a number of times they’ve helped me. They’ll cheer me on when others don’t. They hold my hand and give me physical affection when I need it. They do what I want and if they don’t do something I’ll always be okay with it.
Why is this brilliant on so many levels !!!!!!
Thank you for a pathologist therapy session! So perfect!
The funniest and the most easy-going doctors during my education were always the ones who dealt least with people - a pathologist (who even got the Teacher of the Year award) and clinical genetics. And generally all the lectures we got from pathologists were the most chill and even funny
Always good to see one of my top three favorite characters featured: the pathologist! Likely the most well adjusted medical professional in the hospital. Was it Sartre who said "hell is other people"?
I wish I named equipment in my previous lab. You DO form a special bond and it sure would've made lab more fun. GO PATH!! Also major props for that ChexMix microscope, Dr. G 🙌
I absolutely Love your channel!! Thank you ❤❤❤❤❤❤
I once wanted to become a pathologist, but I thought I wouldn't made the medical studies. Now I'm a teacher... God I wish I would have became a pathologist!! 🙈
When I did my pathology rotation as a med student I always noticed that the residents were happy and smiled. OB/GYN, in particular, were miserable and bitter. Most physicians I know are either unhappy or neutral about their profession. Most pathologists I know are either happy or neutral.
Loved being in Paediatric Ward- Paediatric Consultants so respectful & friendly even to the staff.
When therapist is like "There's a problem but your logic is still flawless. What Do I say?"
Applying for pathology this year. Can't wait to name my own microscope friend when I start residency!
@flightdoc9087
Жыл бұрын
Are you applying exclusively to Path?
Most of the pathologists I've met really are quite friendly, happy people. They like interacting with staff, tell jokes, kinda eccentric, and enjoy teaching.
God, I love the storytelling in these short skits. Dr. Glaucomflecken, you nailed it again.
I simile everytime I see a new one of these and they're always great!
I want to work in Pathology in the future, this seems like a positive (enough) sign 😀
Imagine if the ophthalmologist and pathology fight over who is better- Tabitha or Johnathan, The Seer vs The Scribe And they'll both be attending therapy because of how much they're fighting and the psych is confused at the weird rivalry that developed between ophtha and patho.
Literally laughing out loud! Just when I think you can’t get any funnier; you do! This is priceless!
I really appreciate the last bit of humor before walking out to the office this morning. Thanks again for your time.