step 1 poke it with a stick to see if it's hostile step 2: what does it smell like? step 3: what does it taste like? mankind's protocol for dealing with alien lifeforms in 3 easy steps

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Taste like chicken would be my guess also

@dreamwolf7302

2 жыл бұрын

Humanities three priorities for contacting new life. Can i eat it? Can i fight it? can i F*ck it? Continue to present these three questions, until the subject falls into at least one of them. for all we have evolved, we are still ruled by these three base instincts.

@tuachixiong5232

2 жыл бұрын

@@dreamwolf7302 Yeah. I can see that.

@BLOODKINGbro

2 жыл бұрын

There is a less savory fourth step... Where someone tries to f*k it....

@theleviathan7383

2 жыл бұрын

First you UNGA then BUNGA

Plot twist: the creature is from australia

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@nathanielmcneal5835

2 жыл бұрын

That's entirely to plausible

@LavitzLyonz

2 жыл бұрын

I could believe it. They have enough crazy animals of shapes and sizes to justify it all

@tek512

2 жыл бұрын

This seems plausible.

@Tengu125

2 жыл бұрын

There's no way in hell it would survive Australia.

This symbiote is such a breath of fresh air in regards to the parasitic alien trope. Instead of something that completely kills the host in order to survive, it's a parasite that, while it does end up taking up home inside the host, it actually enhances the host for the survival of itself and the host while not completely wrecking the host's psyche to the point of turning them into some mindless monster. On top of that, thing really does come off as an alien that has evolved to survive this way rather than some mindless killing machine that causes mass destruction wherever it goes.

@NodDisciple1

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but when does it stop being a parasite and start becoming a symbiote? They are not the same thing although the average layman constantly confuses the two.

@idiotgaming6376

2 жыл бұрын

@@NodDisciple1 perhaps it's just to help the host survive as if it helps the host it's got a better chance at living

@maximillian1109

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I can almost see the host and symbiote becoming like “partners in crime” if it can start living outside of their host most of the time as it matures. Kinda like having a dog that you can talk to telepathically.

@monkeymonk666

2 жыл бұрын

@@maximillian1109 *Phone dings, text alert; "Jeff your " "dog" " is eating people's brains again" -Signed Management

@dun0790

2 жыл бұрын

That's why i love the original alien it acts like a cross between a normal animal and something far more intelligent like humans but mixed in a alien way it dosent seem to act like either

I have a Russian friend, and they said that this is, in fact, an average day for them. Most tend to fight off their first alien terror when they're in their early teens

@brotherkhrayn3525

Жыл бұрын

Wait, if that’s average for Russians, what the fuck do the Australians go through?!?

@StardustCorvid

Жыл бұрын

@@brotherkhrayn3525 Oh yunno, just some Lovecraftian outer gods. Nothing too different

@DisDatK9

Жыл бұрын

Explains why the Rooskies were able to survive holding Stalingrad in World War II. Clearly they had an alien parasite that allowed them to adapt to the cold.

@XStyle-gx8lt

Жыл бұрын

Чего???) Не, мы медведей выгуливаем и струны на балалайке перетягиваем)

@silentshadow9983

Жыл бұрын

@@XStyle-gx8ltI thought in motherland bears walked you.

"Something about the human brain must be really delicious" It's the prions, they give it that extra kick

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

As long as they're misfolded! Even spicier

@Aichi1138

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming the more folds the better the taste... probably like brain wrinkles The flavor has been Squared!

@fuzzyzombielove

2 жыл бұрын

Brains aren't very flavorful tbh, but the texture is amazing. It's weirdly soft and creamy, like a meat custard.

@themammoth9051

2 жыл бұрын

@@fuzzyzombielove ...how do you know that

@BasementCorvid

2 жыл бұрын

Not that flavorful, I recommend adding seasoning and spices- Texture is fun tho

If she: - talks about biology - likes to go with you to play with force multipliers - wants you to start with the feet That's not your girl, that's Roanoke Gaming

@thetacticalpuertorican

2 жыл бұрын

One can still dream.

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

;)

@masterchiefblank4885

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming Or a foot lover

@callumduckworth7490

2 жыл бұрын

My god Roanoke is best girl

@cosplayerkittie

2 жыл бұрын

In today's news I have just been informed I am roanoke I guess I must inform my partner

I really like how recently aliens are actually looking way more alien in science fiction, not just some humanoid with two arms two legs and different colored skin

@ImperativeGames

2 жыл бұрын

Modern computer graphics finally allows for real science fiction. We mostly get Star Wars though...

@julianefaria7508

2 жыл бұрын

@@ImperativeGames do you not enjoy the trademarked Disney aliens with brown skin and squinty eyes???

@ImperativeGames

2 жыл бұрын

@@julianefaria7508 Alas! I forgot when was the last time I enjoyed things that came from Disney ^^ Definitely nothing of StarWars variety. For sure.

@topazpagoda

2 жыл бұрын

YES. I love that the art of xenobiology has really been getting more creative.

@bonesofeao7979

Жыл бұрын

@@ImperativeGames obi-wan kenobi was good. And let’s not forget the final session of the clone wars show

Honestly, something that this movie does really well is the alien's motivations. Yes, it is a horror movie with the alien killing people, but it isn't the antagonist. It's actually more helpful than the aliens in LIFE or ALIEN, and that is so refreshing to see in a horror movie. It has an obvious way of feeding, and it's a brutal killer, but it never really is a danger to the protagonist. It just wants to live and keep its host alive as well; we can see that it reacts to the mental state of those around it, so it isn't necessarily evil. (besides the whole eating brains thing) One of the rare gems Roanoke has introduced me to.

@HunhowsShadowStalker

2 жыл бұрын

I think you're using the wrong term here. The alien is definitely the antagonist, but it isn't the _villain._ An antagonist is a character in a story that is considered a threat to the main character, the protagonist. The antagonist is defined by their role in a story. A villain is defined by the motivation behind their actions. You can easily have a story where the protagonist is a villain and the antagonist a hero, like Invader Zim.

@brolo7234

2 жыл бұрын

You can't really blame ALIEN though because it was the first movie to really to do what it did and do it well. LIFE was terrible though. Sputnik is definitely much more enjoyable by comparison.

@nerium.nerium

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Del Toro movies where the real villains are almost always human.

@Dalek59862

2 жыл бұрын

Hell, the xenomorph isn't even the villain. Weyland Yutani is the real villain. The xenomorph is just an animal that happens to eat humans

@majinjason

Жыл бұрын

@@nerium.nerium the real villains were the friends we made along the way.

I love how we can practically hear the smile when Roanoke talks sometimes

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta have fun with it!

@robertnelson9599

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming It makes it a lot more fun to watch.

@MonaMello

2 жыл бұрын

I was reading some comments during the video and saw this one and now I keep catching myself smiling during the video cuz It feels like roanoke is smiling so then I do! Weird lol

@juccajuice2313

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I just watch the videos for the cheer

@red_wynter_traveller5433

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, That's one of the, if not the, main reason why I love these videos. He makes these videos enjoyable.

This thing is the best mixture of ‘Oh god burn it with fire’ and ‘Damn can I keep it’

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Id like super healing tbh

@Zergliskful

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed, though the bit where you have to clean out blood from all your fabric would suck.

@barrymanning4861

2 жыл бұрын

At first it would suck, but later when you have the ability to manipulate it’s actions more directly, I can totally see this thing being capable of existing within polite society, given if you can find a stable food source for it.

@cryamistellimek9184

2 жыл бұрын

@@barrymanning4861 I mean there’s plenty of people who enjoy doing bad things to kids, I see no downside here.

@joelrobinson5457

2 жыл бұрын

I would assume a food source would be easy enough to find if it was studied

To be honest if I was a host to an alien who actually takes care of my Biology, enhances my physical abilities, and if given enough time I could potentially develop a Psychic connection with it so I could give it's few Ground rolls to prevent it from attacking family and loved ones. I wouldn't complain.

@imepic434

2 жыл бұрын

But ya gotta feed it human heads.

@nathanwosniak6576

2 жыл бұрын

@@imepic434 plenty of heads on this planet that'd be better off as alien fren food.

@imepic434

2 жыл бұрын

@@nathanwosniak6576 you're not wrong

@notforsaletoday1895

2 жыл бұрын

@@nathanwosniak6576 But could you find them? You’d have to look for kiddie diddlers, rapists, sadists etc. You’d have to be on the move constantly. You’d be caught eventually, and you may end up killing good people. Idk if that’s worth it for me. Maybe for someone who doesn’t mind killing a few innocent men and women.

@nathanwosniak6576

2 жыл бұрын

@@notforsaletoday1895 there's a whole fly list for a certain island that could basically just be my alien bros shopping catalog. I'll just take a nap in their yard and let him do his thing.

Imagine this thing could speak English, crawling into the host: “Sorry, sorry, Fuck sorry, Shit I’ll fix that hold on let me just, shit that’s… there, fixed… fuck what a night”

Look man, as a kid I hugged a bear. I will absolutely pet the scary unknown alien and you can't stop me.

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

How was it?

@leoryff979

2 жыл бұрын

Did you survive?

@Feath3red

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming Kid self was very disappointed it wasn't as squishy as a teddy bear but still excited about getting to touch a bear.

@Feath3red

2 жыл бұрын

@@leoryff979 Right up until my mother saw the picture of her eight year old and a bear. Neither my dad nor I survived.

@Adahy_Bullet

2 жыл бұрын

Bears are honestly really soft as cubs. I know cuz for quite some time the county fair used to bring in animals for photos from a zoo. It's also how i got a chance to hold a baby tiger :D Them were good times

“How did the other Cosmonaut die?” “Like a hero, getting his brains ripped out and eaten because some alien asshole”

@MrPandarilla

2 жыл бұрын

YEAH!!! real heros die of covid in order to pay the cowards rent!!!!

@declanjones8888

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that's usually how it goes.

@HappyBeezerStudios

Жыл бұрын

Comrade died like a hero, in service of the union.

i'm no doctor but for the underwater thing, there is sometime when a pearson is starting to have a loss of air in the brain (suffocating, or blood problems) putting them underwater (cold water) can save them because it make the heart slow and give the body time to react correctly to the problem, but for this movie i understood it was not a case of oxygen deprivation or else so idk) hope it help a little

@BioGoji-zm5ph

6 ай бұрын

Maybe the woman was just a cold-hearted bitch who liked to hurt people and used "medical treatment" as a cover?

Wow I’m Russian and I’ve never heard about this movie, even though we don’t have that much sci-fi movies out there, especially even remotely watchable ones. But this one actually looks pretty great and even has some clever and original ideas. Thanks man!

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

its alot better than whats been coming out of hollywood lately haha hope you enjoy the original viewing of it man!

@filmandfirearms

9 ай бұрын

The only other Russian sci fi movie I can think of is the two Attraction movies. The first fell victim to Fyodor Bondarchuk's typical style where he just stops giving a shit about 30 minutes into the movie, but the second was actually pretty decent, showing how an alien race wouldn't actually try to fight humanity head on, but instead turn us against each other with what basically amounts to a hyper advanced form of AI voice mimicry, and also demonstrates why the Russian military never throws anything away, because you never know when it's going to be useful. They probably still have muskets from the Crimean war sitting in storage somewhere just in case

@chadwickporter9662

6 ай бұрын

To The Lake on Netflix is a good show.

Oh, I don’t know, if there was saaaay, an black, amorphous symbiotic organism that lightly fed off my adrenal system and the occasional chocolate bar or human brain, but in exchange boosted all of my physical attributes and near instantly repaired injuries to my meat-suit, I might be down for a roomie...

@georgehutter339

2 жыл бұрын

If theyre funny im definitely down for a roomie.

@siriuslywastaken

2 жыл бұрын

I've already got other people in my head so what's one more?

@yagamil46

2 жыл бұрын

@@siriuslywastaken exactly that, one more.

Acid reflux + a fairly acidic diet = not a fun time Omeprazole is a must have

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I love acid reducers

@Necrosis-00

2 жыл бұрын

I also have acid reflux but mine seems to trigger on everything (also eating enough of a spicy food lowers acid reflux's effect on you when consuming certain spicy materials)

@HereticalKitsune

2 жыл бұрын

I hear you...

@mayastic9570

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming I coulden't find any related comments so I'm just gonna rant here. That's not how communism works, you have a very US emperial take on politics and that's very wrong. If you perpetuate the wrong idea's about socialism and communism that US propaganda has been pushing for almost 100 years, it does damage. If you have a big platform you'll have to be more responsible. (There's never been a communist country, ever, so...)

@chandlerwilkens8312

2 жыл бұрын

@@mayastic9570 well it’s mostly cause every leader that has tried to take on communism has led to mass genocide . It may have not been done yet because people are easily corruptible do communism is a utopian way of living . It’s putting too much faith in the majority . You can debate it but please don’t just say you’re right

So, having this symbiot living inside of us is basically like having an alien doggo who you can communicate with telepathically and that gives you superpowers? Not gonna lie, sounds kinda rad to me!XD

at about 29:00 or so, I wouldn't really call those flaps of malleable skin around the head "wings." They're more like a cobra's hood. They're an extension of skin and tissue with muscles and what appears to be potentially some kind of support structure inside, and are likely used as a display mechanism or perhaps to support another developing organ. They're definitely not developed enough to be used for any kind of flight, so...wings is kind of a weird term to give it.

"My wife is 4'11 and has translucent skin. Best part is she watches the first 1 mins and 30 seconds so she'll never know " she knows my dude. I've been married a long time. They know everything. They aren't even completely human my guy run - oh god mine found me. Send help.

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

I made the mistake of watching it near her, she definitely knows now 🤣

@adamvraden7915

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming you poor soul. I would send in the special forces. But command is afraid the causlities would be far too high

@Moncrom

2 жыл бұрын

I need to know. What is the condition she has so that I can read about it.

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Shes german 🤣

@Bt--vs8ru

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming damn best of luck to you what material do you want your coffin

It would be neat if roanoke covered the parasites from parasyte: the maxim. It's been a while since I watched it, but I feel it has a nice amount of body horror as well as some stuff about the parasites biology that might be fun to speculate about.

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta watch it first!

@cybermang878

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming It's one of those show that has a comically bad dub at times, so I'd recommed watching it subbed

@coleandhisvideos

2 жыл бұрын

@@cybermang878 the protag in the dub sounds just like Alex Mercer from prototype

@redlightu

2 жыл бұрын

Ooo, I watched that anime, pretty good.

@cybermang878

2 жыл бұрын

@@redlightu It's also one of those anime adaptation set in modern times, where the original manga was set a few decades before the internet existed. It was interesting that they managed to adapt it to a post-internet era. The only other time I've seen it done well was with Devilman: crybaby

My sister has a scar on her back like that from scoliosis. They had to insert a metal rod and her body ended up rejecting it so she ended up having to where a huge brace instead for a long time.

I spent 8 months alone in my apartment with no issues, it was actually really nice. I wonder what affects if you go stir crazy or not.

@RoanokeGaming

Жыл бұрын

Likely resistance to it. Take someone who over time isolates themeselves, it becomes easier. But with someone whos not used to it, its like dropping a frog into boiling water vs raising it 1 degree per hour until its boiling

Looks like Calvin's cousin got more Russians that it did

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Calvin's Russian cousin lol

@bharathv5020

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming and Venom's distant cousin too

This reminds me of Calvin from the movie life

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Did the same with me!

@kingshadow8782

2 жыл бұрын

Well spoken words.

@GrimReaper-bp4jf

2 жыл бұрын

@@tyrannicalxeno9850 agreed 👍

@freetime4044

2 жыл бұрын

@@tyrannicalxeno9850 I agree with you theory and if this is in the same universe I would enjoy to see more creatures that would have lived alongside these two

@CrustyMcButternuts

2 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of the newborn Neomorphs from Alien: Covenant.

Absolutely LOVE the ideas and design behind this alien, even more so than the one in LIFE to be honest. It has such a unique design and way of eating, what it does, its behavior, it's super cool. Like seeing a project of possible alien life if done by people who really, really did their best to explain and emulate it for real.

Honestly this movie is more tragedy than horror. It's pretty sad when you step back and look at all the events together.

Hey Roanoke, I know it’s somewhat out of the areas you cover, but I’d love to see you cover the symbiotes from the Spider-Man mythos, either from the comics or the movies!

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

I can check it out!

@joshuamyles4052

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming could you look at antivenom , he almost cured Spider-Man from being Spider-Man

@matijasostojic4288

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming did you ever cover the mutants from the game RAGE. I recently played it And it weird. All i know is they are a goverment experiment, thay can further mutate And grow, And they can somehow make some sort of biomass on buildings. It would be cool to see it.

@nathanielmcneal5835

2 жыл бұрын

You should cover human insanity through hard mentality and how it actually spreads like a disease through society.

@swarmling4017

2 жыл бұрын

I have to make a request, can you, never again refer to it as the Spider-Man mythos, it gives me anxiety and I'm not sure why

Huh an actually helpful alien. Nice. Also just a suggestion but maybe the Zombieism in Minecraft would be interesting to cover? There’s 3 separate mobs that we see being infected and changed and one case of a cure so it would be interesting to see it covered I think.

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Any excuse to get back into mine craft haha

@Karczoszek

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming Do it.

@TC70

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming do ittt

@TheChannelTroll

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming do iiitt

@LtDragonfruit

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming Do it

I love how he calls the colonel something different almost every time

I’ve had sleep paralysis episodes dozens of times and now welcome them. I’ve found that Melatonin can trigger it in me if I haven’t taken it for a while.

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

oouuuhhh that is interesting actually, Ive had some weird feelings taking melatonin, wonder if that could trigger that in me as well

@ScooBdont

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming I find it very interesting. Sleep paralysis seems, to me at least, to be exact opposite of sleep walking. The yin and yang of strange sleep related issues. 🤣👍

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

@@ScooBdont All because of a little chemical either being there or not! gotta love how fine tuned the human body is!

Read that "sputnik" means "friend", alluding to the alien's symbiosis.

@KissatenYoba

2 жыл бұрын

"Satellite" would be the most accurate, and also it's used as "lover" or "a fellow traveller". The logic being that it's some object that travels towards the same direction as you.

@biznisman7049

6 күн бұрын

Sputnik means the one who travels with you "fellow traveler". later it became a synonym with the "satellite". After Russians named their satellite Sputnik.

You got me laughing so hard while I was eating when you said "3 uga dogas and a long stick should suffice" almost had me choking. Sounds so scientific for caveman kind

I grew up with Russian grandparents and a Russian mother, who spoke Russian all the time. Even though I KNOW how it sounds (sadly I'm not fluent), replicating those sounds myself is incredibly difficult. I can tell a Russian accent from a Ukraine one every time but ask me to pronounce anything outside the few words I regularly used (like the words for grandma/grandpa, yes/no, thank you, basic food items) and I'm as bad at it as the next person. The only difference is I know what it should sound like in my head as I'm butchering it.

@ralcogaming7674

2 жыл бұрын

So basically you're a Russian bostonian? Cause those MFs are speaking English and mispronouncing half of it.

I think a case could be made for the frills on the side of the creatures head being able to tune into the electrical impulse of the human brain, similar to how a hammerhead shark is able to locate its own prey.

Wouldn't the brain essentially be mostly protein? Why not the liver, though. Liver is a super food. Edit: monke brain says poke with stick. If stick no work, taste it.

@liamzakhaev

2 жыл бұрын

The brain is protein, fats, sugars and vitamins, just like the liver

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Neural chemicals and brain glucose is my guess

@liamzakhaev

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming from what else I just read on the matter, it's like eating an insanely nutrient and calorie dense fish

@rosiehawtrey

2 жыл бұрын

Don't eat dog liver. You'll regret it.

@brandondavis7777

2 жыл бұрын

Neural chemicals, brain glucose and nutrient dense. Well, I guess brains aren't such a bad idea of a food. Edit: in a fictional universe, not real life. Though squirrel brain stew isn't bad, honestly.

Perfect timing Roanoke, just got my wisdom teeth out and needed some entertainment. Thanks!

@chloekm7958

2 жыл бұрын

Happy recovery, I had mine out this winter and it was brutal so I hope you have a better time

@itslash383

2 жыл бұрын

@@chloekm7958 Thanks, will do!

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you feel better!

@itslash383

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming Thanks!

@rosiehawtrey

2 жыл бұрын

My dad had those out, ended up with three broken ribs because cretin dentist decided he needed more leverage. Same idiot who pulled all my grandmothers teeth as a teen because she had a facial nerve condition. I &#@*ing hate incompetent doctors. I've had autism and fibro misdiagnosed for 40 years and cancer for 10+. Welcome to paraneoplastic syndrome... *NEVER EVER TRUST AN NHS DOCTOR*

The inflection in your voice really exudes your excitement man. I love the passion and these videos!

>Parasitic >Symbiote Wait, hold up...

Well, if the planet it originated on didn't have a magnetosphere, would it be able to track other creatures by their electromagnetic patterns through air the way sharks can sense them in water?

@cryamistellimek9184

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t earth’s magnetosphere interfere with that once it arrives?

@thecollector1405

Жыл бұрын

Just wanted to pop in and say i have the exact same image as my discord profile so i respect your taste

remember comrades you dont go in space space goes in you

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

In soviet Russia, you don't help parasite, parasite help you!

This movie is amazing and finally a scifi horror movie after awhile that is good. So glad you finally covered this

*Laughs maniacally* "Missinformation in the news?" "Ooh US your thoroughly fcked"

17:20 That's some real "the fleet that destroyed Reach was 50 times this size" energy

@Bizmarckus

2 жыл бұрын

I love seeing Halo quotes.

I agree with you. Brains must be really tasty. Everything from zombies to monsters is trying to get a nibble.

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Just a few gyris, how can I resist??

"the letters don't actually make the sounds that you think they would" no one introduce this man to any of the Celtic languages

Man, your channel is awesome! I've been binge watching your videos for 2 weeks now; great work!

It's weird it could only eat humans, maybe it needed to prey on the same species as its host since it used its host to help digest it? That would in my opinion, move this solidly into being parstie, at least for social creatures. Having to kill your own pack/tribe is a death sentence for them.

@jockmcscottish7569

Жыл бұрын

The rusian main Dr scientist guy who helps Tatyana see the whole feeding of prisoners to it thing, says that for fear and cortisol, humans are kings on this planet for releasing it.

@Nivomandasrail

Жыл бұрын

The alien in this movie doesn’t eat meat, it feeds off a hormone released by the brain when feeling intense levels of stress (feeds off fear basically). Humans release this hormonal chemical (cortisol) far more intensely than any other animal on our planet because we are far more intelligent and have the ability to understand the potential horrors of an alien life form. It ignored other animals because they weren’t stressed out and scared enough when it approached them. The movie also implies that if you stand up to the alien without being afraid or threatening it, it may not kill you. It just wants to survive. If you’re not food or a threat it will likely leave you alone.

@HappyBeezerStudios

Жыл бұрын

@@Nivomandasrail That counts for most animals on earth. If you leave it alone, it will leave you alone.

"...Or maybe even World of Warcraft 'cause I'm a giant nerd." *Large Excitement*

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

My body is ready

@nemaele

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming I have been noticed! Love your stuff. :)

@masterchiefblank4885

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming Ew that was not needed

@terrythetemplar1169

2 жыл бұрын

@@masterchiefblank4885 neither are you, but you don’t hear anyone complaining do ya?

Its funny that I'm now at the point of watching movies from your videos but found you by searching up info on a movie and finding your videos. you do great work on your stuff man!, You are unable to fathom the word "Impossible" and I love it!

I get so mesmerized by your videos that I fully forget to subscribe. I literally am rewatching the vid because I had to entirely pull it back up to find you and finally hit the button

I took leave while in the military once and just stayed in my apartment. I had stored up enough supplies to last me two weeks. I didn't speak for 9 days. Not a single word. Wasn't bad till I had a phone call on the last day and started trying to talk and my body didn't react the same way. I didn't go stir crazy though, so maybe I just enjoy my own company more?

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Its possible, different people are affected by isolation in varying ways

Maybe cover the evo's from Generator Rex? Everybody is infected with nanobots which can spontanious activate and mutate their host into monsterious monsters with varying powers

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Haven't seen that one! I'll have to check it out!

@Iloverimjobs

2 жыл бұрын

Yooo I miss that show!

@praetorianrex5571

2 жыл бұрын

@@Iloverimjobs MAKE WAY!!!!!!!

@monkeyboimehoimenoi8395

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming trust the first two seasons are great. Theres a bit of a decline after that but it's still a good show. It's very similar to Ben ten and they even have a cross over episode.

@joelrobinson5457

2 жыл бұрын

Thas my childhood

Love the breakdown as always

Been looking for a channel like this for a while. Finding someone who can explain weird chit like this. It helps for the book I'm writing. Keep it up my friend, great content!

27:28 as a civilised Europian who was forced to learn freedom units to play D&D, I can tell you 3,5 meters is more like 10 feet.(1foot~0.3 meters)

@Makarosc

2 жыл бұрын

You spelt European wrong

@KaiserStormTracking

2 жыл бұрын

Freedom units: we are the definition of freedom Metric: and we speak science

@skinWalkman

2 жыл бұрын

@@KaiserStormTracking there are countries that uses the metric system, and there’s a country that has landed on the moon. I think that’s a point for freedom units

@pavolnod7269

2 жыл бұрын

@@skinWalkman NASA is using metric system.

@asmodai2025

2 жыл бұрын

I think that he meant to say 1.5 meters :P.

Great video and I appreciate all the work you put into them.

I love listening to Roanoke talk any time that I'm playing WoW, I am quite happy to hear that he also plays :D

This movie is Awesome!! 🖤 Really wish they explored the origins of the creature, i do not know if in the ship it was the creature who breached the ship, or an adult form. 🤔

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed it as well! And that would have been pretty nice ngl

A wide encompassing net lore wise. But the strigoi from the strain would be very fitting for this channel. Having physiology for vampires follow a more parasitic route with some supernatural spice.

@BRAVOACTUAL

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@Shad0wBoxxer

2 жыл бұрын

Whats this from?

@imblue651

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shad0wBoxxer the Strigoi? It's from a TV series called "the strain"

@Shad0wBoxxer

2 жыл бұрын

@@imblue651 thank you! Im now going to watch! Im pretty sure he did aa vid on this as well and thats why bells are going off lol

@imblue651

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shad0wBoxxer no problem! I've not seeing a video he has done on it before but others have mentioned that. I noticed he said in a previous video something about it being a huge undertaking and he would only seldom do videos of that scale. It was a good series for sure!

I hope Stanislav Petrov is venerated in the future as Yuri Gagarin is. He deserves it. I just wish he could benefit from his heroism and strength of character more during his life. He saved us. He saved all of us. He went against orders and stood his ground. Everyone in the northern hemisphere lives under the umbrella of his defiance to authority.

I wonder if the symbiote is an essential part of its proper hosts life cycle? What if mature hosts cannot 'sleep' without a symbiote? In its proper host maybe a drop in the cortisol equivalent is just the host relaxing for rest and needs the symbiote to do the rest. The symbiote then leaves and hunts but it is also in a position to defend its host from predators and rival symbiotes, the neurological interaction would be useful for marking mates and offspring as invalid targets for aggression.

The reminder how we could have at best been living in a nuclear wasteland today if not for a judgement call is...chilling to say the least. I might be an atheist but i think the fact that nuclear war never happened might be the best point in favor of a God that I can conceive of.

@faizunasyraff3719

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah i remember reading about that russian officer. Good thing he didn't obey orders

@rosiehawtrey

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry love, just a Russian who could tell the difference between the sun and a nuke. Backwards collar merchants had nowt to do with it.

@ghuttsmckenzie4269

2 жыл бұрын

I'd rather thank that officer, if it weren't for him we'd be living in a crappier version of fallout.

@Hippo_Hegemony

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghuttsmckenzie4269 or We would be on the warhammer timeline

@ghuttsmckenzie4269

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hippo_Hegemony oh god that would be a nightmare!

"Kazakhstan" Roanoke: "Ah yes, Kuh-zack-uh-stan"

@Atourq

2 жыл бұрын

Well.. at least he didn’t go “Kuh-zack-uh-hyuk-stan”.

@pacivalmuller9333

2 жыл бұрын

Kazak-хуй-Stan

Concerning why so many creatures go for the brain in media. I've heard that it's because originally, we thought what makes us human was located in the heart, so in media a lot, someone would die via getting shot in the heart. Later, when we learned more about the brain, the view of it making us human became more popular, and as a result, death by head trauma would happen more and more to the point it is now!

@Furydragonstormer

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, with how this organism's jaw operates, it can just be that it is intelligent enough to know that's one of the points for it to do hefty damage. Once it did it once and saw it permanently incapacitated the organism it was attacking, that'd mean it'd recognize that point as a weak spot in the future for this prey. Going for the head I find is more a sign of intelligence, should said creature be doing it out of that and not because of something else

Love this channel, so glad I found it

So, what I think it does in order to shrink its self is basically melt itself down into some kind of stem cell paste, and in this state it can pass through the hosts tissue freely without actually damaging the host tissue upon entry or exit similar to how a steroid hormone readily passes through a persons cellular wall and even briefly becomes a part of it. This also explains how it manages to avoid being digested, and would explain its ability to heal its host as it may either increase the production of stem cells, or much like Adam from the bioshock games return the cells to their stem cell state to heal the host which is certain far more energy efficient than increasing the hosts overall metabolism which can cause a lot of other issues. I theorize the reason it needs to go down the throat of the host is that it can't break through the outer layer of the skin because it can only morph through living tissue which the surface of your skin is distinctly not.

Awesome! I mentioned this movie like a month ago on a community post I think. Really glad you're covering it. I thought it was the coolest alien movie I've seen this year.

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Great suggestion!

im so glad i paused your video watched the movie then came back to your vid... i was actually a good watch

Just saw this film. It was both good Sci-fi and Horror. And it's always nice to see more Cosmonaut related material. Also it's interesting that the Yuri entity(what I call the alien, also as a nod to Yuri Gagarin), in a sense forms a bond like father and son with Veshnyakov. The part where it is transfixed for a time by the toy, is both sympathetic in a sense, as well incredibly eery.

Roanoke I have a movie that I would love to see you cover. 'The Cave' 2005. It has a very interesting parasite that I would love to see your explanation of. And it's a surprisingly decent movie!

The creature from Sputnik looks no more like the creature from Life than the Russian space shuttle looks like the American space shuttle. ;)

suit-able 🤣 and you totally did alf's laugh on that one. priceless.

Love this channel, it's sooo good

The headings per section are magnificent aka "dude trust me, it's totally not Calvin" XD

I love how much fun Roanoke seems to have when he explains all these horrific murder critters- it sounds like hes smiling♡ Best thing to draw to and I can't wait for the next vid, I binge this stuff all the time [Also might I suggest the Gore Magala and its Frenzy virus scales? It's a Wyvern from monster hunter with this weird... er... I dont know if it's a virus or something coming off it itself or some kind of symbiosis Not sure how much can be gathered from it but I'm sure you'd have some interesting stuff to say on it]

@sergiosantosfilipe165

11 ай бұрын

I know it's an old comment, but as a monster hunter artist I just couldn't ignore it, yes, gore magala does release a virus! Thought not much is known about how it comes to be, is it produced? Is it symbiosis? We're not sure

Well, thank you Mr.Petrov. Keeping a cool head and keeping the world turning.

This made me think of a good idea for a video for you. Examine the various Typhon from Prey 2016. It would certainly be interesting to see your take on them.

The doctor and water+air thing: House had to something like that, remove all the oxygen or something. Humans physically can not do it themselves because our brains will just make us breath. I can't recall why he had to do it though

@Psycorde

2 жыл бұрын

Asthma?

@KissatenYoba

2 жыл бұрын

There was a manga mentioning the same thing. Boy choked on some food, so they drowned him because the body prioritizes delivering oxygen to the brain in case of a cut supply, until the ambulance came and saved him. So, this method can provide marginally more time to save a person's life. Have no clue if it's actually feasible, though

11:40 i don't know if you've noticed...but they've been building up to do the same thing here in the west.

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Yuuuuuup

@Yamabrah_YZF

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming it’s their plan.

Keep up the good work! lovin the content.

Now i'm loving the idea of a game in this universe. Like, the player char being a host for this thing

Roanake you think about doing a video on the carion creature? Was wanting to see your take on it. And what you may think it is

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta play it some more!

Moscow - Москва (Moskvá). But we have cases in Russian language, so depending on context it can change.

@ShlaQNormandy

2 жыл бұрын

City of Moscow - Город Москва - Gorod Moskva I live in Moscow - Я живу в Москве - Ya zhivu v Moskve Send it to Moscow - Отправьте это в Москву - Otprav'tye eto v Moskvu He's from Moscow - Он из Москвы - On iz Moskvi And etc. Yeah, it's a mess.

@orksy2935

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed, I've never heard a Russian (or anyone) say Moskoo. Granted I'm still fairly new to cases.

Love your content keep up the good work

I've learned more from this channel than I ever have in biology or health class...

I always enjoy your videos. Never took you as a funny person but more serious. But you knocked it out of the ball park with that 'freedom units which are best units'. Comedy gold.

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

I appreciate that bro! I'd like to think I have a dry sense of humor lol

@4dvntr

2 жыл бұрын

@@RoanokeGaming Of course, I just meant to overdo the phrase a little bit! You have ap pleasant sense of humor :)

I think they didn’t really have The budget for a crash Landing because debris fields are expensive

Great stuff man

Yes I needed this

Hi ranoke, i love your videos, i am actually studying microbiology in high school now, and i like the topics in general, so, even tho it isnt a thing you would probably cover, i suggest you checking out the skulk and the warden from minecraft, it is quite a weird fungi creature, and even if it is minecraft, i would like some thoughts of how it works

@craz2580

2 жыл бұрын

Its you an idea

@craz2580

2 жыл бұрын

I'll be honest, the heart was an unexpected surprise

It actually reminds me of Calvin from Life Explored.

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Same

Nice sense of humor, good movies 🍿

Loved your Video bro!!

If this is the last video Roanoke Gaming makes then we’ll know his wife watches his videos longer than the first few minutes minutes 😂😂😂

Haahaa, I didn't expect you to do this movie. I actually enjoyed this one. It was pretty cool.

@RoanokeGaming

2 жыл бұрын

Loved this movie

@bloodmax7476

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry about Roanoke Gaming

2:21 Dude you nailed that Rostov

Great video!!!

You should def do one on the Typhons from Prey (2017) bunch of dead space type of content just waiting to get explained! The neuromods are super interestesting