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@raptorruler3722

3 жыл бұрын

I loved this video 10/10

@fredytavares2516

2 жыл бұрын

Uh...Sure why not

@Ethan-rs8vh

2 жыл бұрын

Oh I will my channel is cringier content creator to content creator

@savagesalmon1236

2 жыл бұрын

hay this vid was so good with all the puns and the dinosaurs I have never seen any one do some thing like this this is one of the best yt vids I have seen, keep doing what your doing ;)

@rosemariejames7493

Жыл бұрын

love yur content

"Are there uh...dinosaurs...on your dinosaur tour?"

@kevinconrad2250

4 жыл бұрын

"I really hate that man"

@wednesdayboy9088

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment.

@ElAndoro

4 жыл бұрын

Just watched the movie and now watching your tour, very immersive. No show made me smile a lot

@obsbronco

4 жыл бұрын

I was seriously about to come say that but i saw you beat me to it.👌

@ultimasaurusyt5284

4 жыл бұрын

Greavous Sith138 Exactly!

Over half of those dinosaurs were no-shows. Accurate AF, 10/10

@mripadgaming9327

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta fill the park u know and we all know there was more dinosaurs than what we saw in the movie

@shaananderson6769

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the dinosaurs in the park but off film

"This vehicle is impenetrable" Rexy: *W H E E Z E*

@anticlaws4105

2 жыл бұрын

The gallimimus in this video: *W H E E Z E*

After careful consideration I've decided I'd like to endorse your park.

@kenzingtonscarlet6639

3 жыл бұрын

"If they're not convinced, I'm not convinced." Good for you, they're convinced

@gamegrub2036

3 жыл бұрын

So have I...

@chadtak13

3 жыл бұрын

Excuse me, there needs to be ABSOLUTELY no consideration, just endorse it right away, especially after a personal tour like this!

"The voice you're hearing is Evolution Square, spared no expense!"

"I'm not making the same mistakes again." "No, you're making..you're making all new ones."

"You've just seen your very first dinosaur." Me: Who do you think I am?

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

lol you gotta play the part man

I dont know why I was dissappointed in not seeing any dinosaurs when I own the game myself lmao

I am still laughing at it's so beautifully film accurate...that you don't even really see anything on the tour. HA! I'm sitting here thinking to myself, well, so ah...people pay thousands to basically see nothing unless you do the VIP. So like, couldn't Hammond make like one dinosaur and just CLAIM he made more? "Oh they're in there somewhere, spared no expense!" We'd never know.

@ratansu9081

3 жыл бұрын

Wasn't the park entrance free?

@tinusguichelaar6660

3 жыл бұрын

On i dont think so

@imperiorii5781

Жыл бұрын

Well I do remember Donald Gennaro suggesting *10,000 a day...* *Maybe we could have a coupon day or something....*

Hey, you do plan on having *dinosaurs* on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

I really hate that man

@pebbylebby

3 жыл бұрын

It’s just like the movie

Girl I really felt like I'm in the 93 movie, if the park would of went online. Super Like!

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you :)

'There's another example. Now I'm here by myself, uh, talking to myself. That, that's Chaos Theory.' This video in a nut shell, NN.

5:55 "Say the line, say the line, say the line. Damnit she didnt say the line. What a shame. Well, I'll say it then, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO JURASSIC PARK!"

Your commentary is amazing. Great job on this... You know how to sell a story

"You have a T-rex?!" "We have a T-rex!"

@thegrimraptor5269

3 жыл бұрын

Say again?

@CGOLChris

3 жыл бұрын

_oh..._

@wackojacko0295

3 жыл бұрын

Dr grant, my dear dr satler. *welcome........to Jurassic park*

The best tour I have even been on. Will definitely give you a positive review upon my departure. Your boss is lucky to have such an amazing tour guide.

This would be amazing in vr

@Avionicx

4 жыл бұрын

Until Rexy thinks the jeep is her play toy

@Mercy-Bot77

4 жыл бұрын

And so god dang scary

@pheonixsmokey3773

4 жыл бұрын

True... truuue

“Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Sattler.” “Welcome, to Jurassic Park.”

@SpinoAdri2001

3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to finish what you started.

@dylanwray5071

3 жыл бұрын

John Hammond thanks.

@SpinoAdri2001

3 жыл бұрын

@Dr. Grant I'll show you.

@dasbell7916

3 жыл бұрын

“Ill show you.”

@nglidk

3 жыл бұрын

Brachiosaurus: Wuhuh!!!

"if anyone needs a bathroom break, use this time wisely" I see what you did there

@unstallinggaming

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it can you explain plz

@nglidk

4 жыл бұрын

Unstalling Aviation and more Cause in the first movie the lawyer hid cause he was scared so went into the restroom and the T.rex attacked him.

what do you think of the thumbnail? lol

@dangerpiggy7744

4 жыл бұрын

Evolution Square I only just noticed that

@dangerpiggy7744

4 жыл бұрын

It’s good

@_RobEarth_

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny.... Easy and gentle Happy holidays and have a good time... Thanks for the fantastic videos ❤️🎄🎉❤️🎄🎉

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

@@_RobEarth_ happy holidays! :)

@khanhaque3813

4 жыл бұрын

Perfection

This just makes me think Jurassic Park would never have worked unless they did aerial tours - who pays so much to drive around and look at trees - oh wait African Safaris

@porsche911sbs

3 жыл бұрын

I'm picturing safari tours in Casspir trucks

@ealing456

3 жыл бұрын

True. Although the Safari park model could have worked for some of the dinosaurs, where you drive into enclosures.

@themotions5967

Жыл бұрын

I imagine in reality it probably would have functioned like a semi open concept zoological facility. Take The Wilds in Ohio. Their herbivores are kept in large open safari like conditions that span different regions of the park and are just patches of sectioned wilderness. While the carnivores are kept in large and natural but designed habitats meant to minimize disturbance to the animal while allowing proper viewing. (Imagine the trex habitat from Jurassic world)

Me: What kind of park is this? Evolution Square: It's right up your alley.

If they ever do a Jurassic Park SUV Tour in VR, you need to narrate it. I loved your commentary and your humor, I chuckled on every reference and joke you made. This is also the best recreation I've ever seen. Literally better then the Return To Jurassic Park's recreation

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much :)

@CaptainWaldoe

4 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare Anytime, you deserve way more recognition. I legit think of this as the 100% layout of the park when watching the movie now haha

9:42 LOL one of the best moments in your videos

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

I can't check right now what I said at that timestamp, but I'm guessing something stupid and/or filthy XD

The bigest star of this park is still ... The big tree XD

Honestly, with all the dedication and amazing creativity you've putted in this game, it's criminal that you don't have more subs. Great videos!

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for your support :)

The Jeep you were driving in had the number “29” on it, that number was also on the Jeep John Hammond was in when he visited the brachiosaurus paddock in the original movie

This is fairly cool! Your commentary is of a tour guide that is in the return to Jurassic Park alternative universe! You also recreated Jurassic Park perfectly! Incredible job!

Likes dinosaurs, funny and likes Jurassic Park I think I’m in love

I really like this build, I wanna rewatch the movies now lmao

@ElAndoro

4 жыл бұрын

OCTAPUS 444 i just watched the first one , still a blast

@Evolution Square, that destroyed jeep is clever.

@maximaldinotrap

3 жыл бұрын

@Tyco Zer0 You are really asking me to give you a time stamp for a comment from 11 months ago? I don't have the time to provide it right now so why don't you watch until she gets to the Dilophosaurus paddock.

@yasind808

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

The amount of detail you put into the terrain is incredible. The water, the hills and topography, the tree placement. Seriously.

I just gotta say you nailed that moment when they first see the dinosaurs in the movie. Yours looks EXACTLY how I remember it. You did an amazing job!

Wow, your tour guide commentary was spot on. And adding in Nedry's broken jeep was a brilliant touch. Well done!

Everybody's gangsta until they get on the ford explorer no.4

This is definitely not what i expected the Tour to be !! I watched the entire park recreation serie and i was interested into the final tour, but part of me always knew it was going to be a repetitive remodel of gyrosphere/truck tours we already had in the game, but man am i glad to be wrong hahaha. It was fantastic ! The tour seemed so life like, i enjoyed the humor, the signs added so much than i presumed they would, and the most beautiful thing is that the enclosures themselves felt humongous and knowing their sizes ( from previous videos ) had me shocked to see how huge they seemed from tour view, just a Gobsmacking work !! I really hope somehow i could get hold of this dlc soon, if not i will have to wait until February or hopefully late January to actually get to buy it.

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks so much for watching this entire series and the tour :) I hope you can get the DLC soon, I'm sure you'll love it! The Ford Explorers are really great and I thought the signs weren't a big deal either, but they're really fun to have

So, sitting here, watching this, listening to your commentary... And hearing lines from JP in my head.. Not disappointed at all. Edit: Just got to the end, and it's absolutely incredible. Well done and thank you for doing the build and the tour!

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for watching (the whole thing!)

@alexturner8127

4 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare how can I not watch something based on both my favorite JP building game, and one of my favorite movie franchises?! It was my pleasure to watch, and I owe you another thank you for helping decide on my next movie binge!

(-Sees Brachiosaurus-) Es: You’ve just seen your first dinosaur. (-Me after the tour-) Do you mean my only dinosaur..? Jk it was amazing 👌

I would love to drive through those gates for real! 😌 Edit : very nice job on the park!

I mean the Proceratosauruses, uh how do you know they're both lesbians? do you go into the enclosure and pull up.. uh pull up the dinosaurs skirts?.... 😂

@LeeH1989

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheEntireHistoryChannel 😂 😂

@m1sty033

2 жыл бұрын

Okay, lemme explain: they fill in the gaps in the DNA with frog DNA, and some frogs can change their gender if there is too many males or females in their environment. So, some dinosaurs changed their gender to male and then they started mating. However, Dr. Wu wasn’t the best geneticist at the time so he didn’t know that.

Am I the only one who’s loves the comments who are feeding you references

Well, time to start my 50th attempt at a proper classic Jurassic Park map!

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

goodluck :P

@Ash_Hudson

3 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare Yo, I have a question: What were you using as a reference when you re-created this park? Is there a blueprint somewhere? Obviously some of it is based on memory, referencing the movie, but the enclosure layouts looked oddly specific during the build, like you were looking at source material to get it close.

@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD

Жыл бұрын

@@Ash_Hudson I mean look at the thumbnail of the speed edit

I remember loving dinosaurs growing up and this is truly making me feel like a kid again while in the Jeep, even if I just started the tour and there's no dinosaurs just like the movie. Hell, I was inspired to create two dinosaur characters after countless hours of playing Jurassic World Alive.

“It’s in the contract that I’m required to say ‘spared no expense’ at least twice today” XD John really thought this through

@Evolution Square, did you really roleplay Compsognathus as Segisaurus? That is clever as hell.

Your tours would be fun to take for real.

This park is probably the best out of all your other parks

Wow the hill to the first sighting of the dinosaurs is exactly like the movie, amazing job!

Easily one of the most funny and enoyable JP vids around here! Really loved the tour, although I wouldn't sleep tonight with such a trustworthy guide lol Nice you finally add the Aviary! I was fearing the Indominus XD Merry Christmas!!

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

haha thanks! Glad your liked it :) Thanks for watching and merry Christmas!

Rex:"I'm a Dangerous Dinosaur!" Gallimimus Blocking the road:"Yeah...not really"

That broken down jeep put a big smile on my face. Well done ^^ I loved to see the park.

You now when I came to Jurassic park I thought I was going to see so much dinosaurs but instead I see a compy witch was not a compy saw a trike and an awesome t-Rex but pretty much nothing else

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

that's the og Jurassic Park experience for ya! We aim to please :P

@dylanwray5071

3 жыл бұрын

It’s really a compsongnathus but it’s actually a segisaurus.

this would be an excellent 360° VR experience

“We are the cool car” You are awesome! Keep up the great videos 😂

I'll definitely never be able to recreate this, but it captures the spirit and aesthetic of what I imagined the safari tour of Jurassic Park to be from the film so perfectly. Something that I was really impressed with in particular is the engineering realism in the track layout; when the tracks loop around and momentarily run parallel, it reminded me of a lot of real life theme park and zoo tours. Great work.

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks man! Happy to read you like the park

"Um yes hello you do plan on having Dinosaurs on your Dinosaur tour yes? hello?"

So much shade thrown at Nedry. Perfection.

I work at a theme park. Your spiel was perfect. This was wonderful. "Yeah, yeah but your scientists were so preoccupied on whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think iftheyshould"

Woaw i want a t rex breakout in your park just for see

If Jurassic park was real I would want you as my tour guide 😂👌

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

haha thanks ;)

Look everyone I'm in the Thumbnail!

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

it's your best angle too

Great job. Enjoyed the video. I love how we didn’t get to see the dinosaurs on the tour just like the movie.

Came for the park ,stayed for the tour guide [more entertaining than the park itself].

What a wonderful tour guide, more enjoyable then the no shows 😉

I wish this was a real tour I love Jurassic Park videos please keep them coming thank you so much for this

I really like the voiceover, it's satisfying AF

What a narrative! Perfect video! Perfect park! You are perfect! Thank you very much!!!

This is beautifully executed, and funny to boot. Thank you!

Great job! I really liked the brachiosaurus paddock the ending was awesome. Chicken mimick? More like six foot turkeys!

@EvolutionSquare

3 жыл бұрын

no the six foot turkeys are the raptors ;)

Lol I love the first person feeling and commentary

6:04 “What you got in there? King Kong?” -Dr. Ian Malcom

Can't believe I just found this your commentary is on point

Thank you very much for being such an entertaining VIP Tour Guide Evo! :) This Park Experience gets a 5/5 stars guest rating. And a sub on top.

i love this, it’s giving jungle cruise vibes

This is incredible! Jurassic Park made me crazy when I was a kid. Great video!

just discovered your channel thanks to the hype that is around JWE2, and this video is just golden. love it

I don't know if you're ever gonna notice my comment but I recently found you and I'm SHOCKED you don't have a bigger subscriber count, your content is amazing and very unique unlike others, and judging by your voice you seem like a very fun and genuine person and I'm so 100% here for it, I'm soooo gonna share your channel and I wish nothing but growing success for you this new year UwU

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks man! That means a lot to me! :)

Your parks are amazing! The amount of detail you put into them! Merry Christmas EvoSquare

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas! Lol you have the weirdest YT name I've ever come across XD

It was just like the movies, no dinosaurs lol. Seriously great job recreating the park. You're an entertaining tour guide as well.

Very accurate. hilariously accurate. I can imagine spending a few grand for tickets to see a bunch of trees and two dinosaurs 😂

Its a good thing they let us record the park tour until next time great service

28:17 *Sees Nedry’s Corpse* *Shivers*

Me encanto lo que hiciste gracias por la linda experiencia has cumplido un sueño en cierta forma

After careful consideration I've decided TO endorsed your park. Seriously this park is really cool and is probably the best recreation I've seen. Watching these videos has been a absolute blast and seeing the end result in a pov tour is really cool (that thumbnail is art you captured my face perfectly) merry Christmas and have a happy new year 🙂

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

haha thanks so much! Happy you enjoyed the outcome :) You look great in the Jeep! Merry Christmas to you too (hope to see you pop up again before new years, I still have some videos coming)

Absolutely incredible! Made me feel like a kid again ❤ 10/10 for imaginative creation and execution!

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

Glad you liked it :) Thanks so much for checking it out!

@RicksAcoustics

4 жыл бұрын

@@EvolutionSquare Binging your channel now 😄 love it

Enjoyed the tour, thanks for the content. Hope you have a Merry Christmas!

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas :)

-They tested the sea bass on the staff and only seven of then had to be taken to the hospital. -The hospital!? What is it?!? -It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Me as I’m watching: “Ahhh, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on this dinosaur tour?” 🤣💙

@m1sty033

2 жыл бұрын

“I really hate that man.”

I just finished the park from your videos and not only that I first built another Jurassic Park from someone else so this is my second Jurassic Park build but I really really do like this one 👏👍

i enjoyed soo much this video and the speed build one, amazing job

"Is planned to see dinosaurs, in your dinosaurs park?"

I thought the voice I was supposed to be hearing was Richard Kiley?! Apparently you have spared some expense!

Love it omg mine looks so bad merry Christmas

My god you are brilliant! This brings back many memories, i love it.

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

glad you enjoyed the tour! If you have the game on PC with the DLC's, you can download this park for yourself. I shared the save file in my most recent video upload.

The "I have to say that, it's in my contract" earned you a subcsription. Awesome park btw.

I love this DLC and these new skins. Amazing video! Merry Christmas

@EvolutionSquare

4 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas :)

Wow your park looks beautiful, I enjoy it the tour alot

I would suggest covering the track with forest where the tunnel was supposed to be

This is truly amazing! I am so impressed with the accuracy. Please do this on the isla nublar map on evolution 2. I would be so grateful!