3:06 It’s actually pretty satisfying to see the king and queen together at the center of the board lol

@JannPoo

4 ай бұрын

Power Couple

@bluesbest1

4 ай бұрын

They're just out for a casual stroll after Mass.

@esotericreference6373

4 ай бұрын

Meanwhile, the Queen's Knight is going on a rampage.

@minephlip

4 ай бұрын

i'd imagine trying to finish the game like that as the challenge would seem near impossible to do on purpose. very satisfying indeed

@brentchance1589

4 ай бұрын

@@esotericreference6373 Queen's Knight is jelly, so he's venting on the enemy.

Controlling the center with your king is the biggest gigachad move ever.

@pyrouscomments

4 ай бұрын

Very aggressive

@zsoltiifjczili1952

4 ай бұрын

@pyrouscomments And definitely not coward!😎

Most beautiful ending. King and queen watching from the center of the board while the knight casually conquers a kingdom.

"That blunders a king" never gets old

"Highly Responsive to Prayers" I had to check again to see if it was a Touhou reference

The viewers are now traumatized from seeing his childhood list of prayers... 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@splatter_proto

4 ай бұрын

Two D's? In this economy??

@bavettesAstartes

4 ай бұрын

Man really put having 100 cats on the same level as super powers...

@taan4120

4 ай бұрын

@@bavettesAstartes ye, having 100 cats is clearly the most unreasonable one here

@lekhramdhakar1799

4 ай бұрын

​@@taan4120maybe he was talking about p*ssy

@shaunduggan8605

4 ай бұрын

If we all send simp a cat, I'm sure we can make his dreams come true

When I saw "I can go invisible" prayer, I expected NordVPN integration 😂

"I can count how many hairs on my head" Djin: ok I will make you bald

Another Simp prayer that never came true is when he wished he wasn't maidenless.

@dom8429

4 ай бұрын

I think he said in an episode that he has a gf but I could be wrong

@katunu6030

4 ай бұрын

@@dom8429no he definitely has said that multiple times

That checkmate was honestly up there with an en passant mate. King chilling with the queen in the center, and then the knight delivering mate from the corner of the board.

Ah yes, highly responsive to prayers, my favourite touhou

@monx94

4 ай бұрын

Recognizing the reference made me consider I have terminal touhou brainrot

@matthewhamilton4442

4 ай бұрын

@@monx94 Miko fans represent!

@RaceBandit

4 ай бұрын

I wonder what Touhou would look like today if ZUN stuck to the breakout style instead of moving to shmups...

@anonymous38741

4 ай бұрын

what's the reference

@Vgamer311

4 ай бұрын

@@anonymous38741touhou

This was an excellent challenge. It involves the opponent without forcing Simp into any impossible situations. Watching 100 rated players try to fight an aggressive king is also a treat. More challenges like this please.

just like that mountain of faith thing, we get to fight youkai in chess, i think

you really need a “mountain of faith” to beat opponents

@Vgamer311

4 ай бұрын

Quite surprised how few touhou related comments there are. Guess the Venn diagram of chess fans and touhou fans is pretty close to two circles.

@compactmoltenhot

4 ай бұрын

@@Vgamer311 yeah im surprised as well lol

@compactmoltenhot

4 ай бұрын

@@pythagmathcat thats cool lol edit: oh my god your right

@Majima_Nowhere

4 ай бұрын

Getting good at chess is one of my "Ten Desires"

@compactmoltenhot

4 ай бұрын

@@Majima_Nowhere fucking genius

I think that the prayer for having 100 cats may have mislead to having 100 rated chess oponnents

@nathankurtz8045

4 ай бұрын

I imagine the average cat is 100 rated. The real question is whether the average 100 rated is a cat.

@aaaaaa-aaa

4 ай бұрын

@@nathankurtz8045 mittens?

TOUHOU SPOTTED

This video is one of my Ten Desires

I don't know whether that Touhou reference in the challenge was intentional or not.

We must become Highly Responsive to Prayers in order to vanquish the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil on this Imperishable Night, so that we may one day see the Perfect Cherry Blossom again at the top of the Mountain of Faith.

100 rated chess, but Story Of Eastern Wonderland

Some of those prayers are wild as hell 💀

"I can count how many hairs on my head" is totaly possible if simp is bald

@VeryPeeved

4 ай бұрын

Can;t you count a quantity of zero? He'd probably have to be nearly bald, not entirely bald.

Was that just a touhou reference on my chess channel?

@theancientmagecloaks1945

4 ай бұрын

It do be XD

@mohsinabdulshukur

4 ай бұрын

What is touhou

@dawidwojacki5049

4 ай бұрын

It might, but to be honest it's even funnier if it was unintentional

@yoster39

4 ай бұрын

It definitely is xD

@ZephyrusMapping

4 ай бұрын

It's not the first time there's beena Touhou reference on this channel. There's been Mountain of Faith and Danmaku of Lunatic Pawns.

0:24 i can see through clothes 💀💀💀

@Trititaty

4 ай бұрын

Maybe he just wanted to become an extraordinary airport security.

@LoudWaffle

4 ай бұрын

No comment on the double penis wish?

@greenstuff9361

4 ай бұрын

Teach me your ways

That aas actually super clean and really well done. Glad he didnt resign and you got to finish it.

A very satisfactory completion of the challenge. We do need these every once in a while.

It's been a while since we got the quote "that blunders a king", but this time: The rules did not stop you from completing the checkmate

what a power couple, just hanging out in the middle of the board

Challenge. You must answer 3 of these prayers before delivering a checkmate. Royal fork No captures for the first 10 moves A king move delivers a check to your opponent A bishop takes a queen You sacrifice the ROOOOOOK You blunder your queen. (If opponent misses it she can be saved) You under promote a pawn to a knight. You reveal your chess rating You admit you’re a coward.

I never get tired of hearing "That blunders a king"

Prayers != Wishes

It's been 3000 years... Since mission accomplished.

Is Story of Eastern Wonderland the next challenge?

"That blunders a king" was funnier than it had any right to be.

0:24 I had 2 DSes as a kid, that was great for trading pokemon with myself!

I was hoping for some HRtP music. Now I'll have to go listen to Konngara's theme on my own, I guess.

Your opponent didn't have a prayer

i just sad the music wasnt highly responsive to prayers as well

Well, if you need 100 cats, I casually have 4 cats looking for an adoption. They aren't 100, but it will help you to react your goal

That might have been the worst opponent yet

Shrine maidenless

Touhou!

A master once said of you see checkmate in one, look for a better one 👉

"I can count how many hairs on my head" The monkey's paw curls, you are now bald, and the amount is 0, which is easily countable.

@VeryPeeved

4 ай бұрын

Is it?

Wow, the game actually finished this time

Even a knight checkmate! Nice game.

I'm so glad my cat is not a pontiff.

Interesting could be if opponent moves a bishop you move a king and if opponent moves a king you move a bishop

And the bishop went back to it's original position. *chefs kiss*

What kind of writing requires a pen that uses two D batteries?

Two armies line up on the battlefield, ready to fight. First, one of the footsoldiers on the very edge stumbles forward. The other king launches his pawn forward. It’s met with an immediate joust in the center of the battlefield. Black sends reinforcements to slip past the enemy. R.I.P. Edward 💐 The queen’s knight himself rides in to support. … the enemy’s queen marches right into the dead center of the battlefield and stares David in his little pawn eyes to intimidate him. Right in line with the queen’s knight. Leaping forward without a second thought, the battle’s only just begun but the queen lays fallen.. The bishop marches his sword right up to the knight’s throat and threatens his life. Because of the prayers of the bishop, the black king is moved. He steps in front of his own bride and queen, marching straight into the heart of the battle. The white bishop plunges further into the battlefield, leaving the enemy knight who killed his queen. Rushing to defend Edward against the march of the great king. Again, the king steps forward, prompted by the bishop’s own prayers unbeknownst to him, coming face-to-face with Edward. The white queen’s knight has seen enough, and he finally leaps into the battle as well. The black queen’s knight leaps over the enemy infantry, landing right on top of Charlie, lining up his next attack on the white king, who steps right past it to counter with an attack of his own. The queen’s knight redirects his attack to the corner of the battlefield, knocking out the siege tower and clearing the corner. The white bishop abandons the center, darting over to stand by his new leader’s side. There’s officially two king’s bishops now. The black king is moved once more by the prayers of the bishop and eliminates Edward, then marches straight into the dead center of battle. This causes poor David at his side to fall as well. The black queen claims the enemy queen’s knight in return, joining her husband at his right hand in the center of the desolated battlefield and threatening the life of the enemy king at the back of the battlefield in one fell swoop. The white king steps to the side to hide behind his army, but to not avail. The queen’s knight hops into action, attacking the king with nowhere to go. It’s all over. Seriously, dude, your actors really deserve to start getting paid with this level of gripping storytelling.

cool challenge prompt!

One of your best videos

In the opening you moved your D pawn to allow a safe escape square for your king but if the opponent had moved his bishop to g5, forcing you to move your king, you would have blundered your queen. f6

Touhou reference?

The fifth prayer will come true if you are bald

Dreaaaaaam isssss waitttting~

Give up early all heavy material, Queen and both rocks, in order to win (sacrifice all no just trade)

That last wish before ...

Touhou Reference!?

Chess simp has a very legit wish. Havint two D. for double penetration would be a valuable strategy. After the battle for the middle of the board, the D file is usually open and with a long caste you can thrust with your rook. So if the board had two D files, one could thrust both Ds. at the same time and with a little back and fourth bring the game to a close very fast.

I love my day being interupted by a fun 2-3 min vid 😊

Beautiful

100 rated chess but each childhood prayer might come true for each piece you blunder if you then win.

!!!ANTI-SPOILER SHIELD!!!

you don't need to wait for being able to count the number of hairs on your head, just go bald, ez

that guy was a paid actor

Touhou reference 🤔

Ok I'm seconding ChessSimp being a woman after that prayer list.

I guess simp wanted to be a hentai protagonist

Side note: If you feel like your prayers aren't being answered: >The answer could be yes, but not yet >God's plan could be different for you >God already gave you the tools to obtain it, you just need to do it yourself >The answer no, because having your prayers answered would actually be worse for you in the long run

@felixotto2014

4 ай бұрын

God is dead

@qwertyman506

4 ай бұрын

No u

Move 2: simp blunders a woman

Beautiful checkmate

blunderssen opening

This match had some real Chad energy.

That was a very clean game wow

fatality video

I sense paid actor

If there is a God, it was on Simp's side in that match.

Gorgeous ending.

I think I know why simp's prayers never got answered...

YOOO LOVE THIS SONG

1:10 but opening the d7 square won't help you much - you'd still need to move the king (to the d7) but that would blunder your queen on d8. so within the rules, d7 blunders your queen, but your opponent does not know about that. I would have played f6 instead, if I was worried about the possible Bg5

Nice one

Op checkmate

very pretty mate too

It didn't say the king must move forwards ;P

Anti Spoiler barrier

Having 2Ds is my new dream

Noooo, not my precious cat

This game's PGN: 1. a3 e5 2. d4 d5 3. dxe5 Nc6 4. Qd4 Nxd4 5. Be3 Kd7 6. Bf4 Ke6 7. Nc3 Nxc2+ 8. Kd1 Nxa1 9. Bc1 Kxe5 10. Nxd5 Qxd5+ 11. Ke1 Nc2#

Actually does the challenge correctly AND wins? What timeline is this?

ANTI SPOILER BARRIER

Tell me you're a paid actor without saying you're a paid actor 130 from India: ...

Actually, counting hair on head is easy. Just become bald

What an odd game.

Video 87 of asking simp to play fps chess

can't believe how early I tend to get here

(It wasn’t)

How will the double even work?