"If you date a girl with a multi-personality disorder, you are technically a harem protagonist." - Mongolian Proverb

@ashurad_fox5991

11 ай бұрын

he's out of line, but he's right

@user-jy1dv2zi3n

24 күн бұрын

Ahh yes, the thick plottens

I’ve realized that in a way Gallade is a sword… on the frontlines defending people and helping others… And Gardevoir is a Shield… protecting those it cares for at any cost…. A pretty fitting duality for a Pokémon based on emotions

@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8

11 ай бұрын

@@averagealiencosplayer4363 I LITERALLY MADE A PARODY ART OF THAT TODAY showing them in their mega forms… What poetic timing lmao

@drec_is_here5229

11 ай бұрын

You could have just said its Link and Zelda

@takenname8053

11 ай бұрын

Iron Valiant is a gun then, losing it's psychic type to be a cold emotionless machine

@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8

11 ай бұрын

@@takenname8053 XD

@UNGGodYT

11 ай бұрын

gallade are foot soldiers, gardevoir are personal guards.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

@shxd0wwazhere

11 ай бұрын

I'mma hug my flareon plush ig Update: you were right

@aguyontheinternet8436

11 ай бұрын

we will never let vaporeon meme or any of its brothers die

@teono6057

11 ай бұрын

@@aguyontheinternet8436 I'm all for the Vaporeon and Umbreon ones dying

@crestianroxas4782

11 ай бұрын

​@@teono6057wait... theres one for umbreon? I THOUGHT UMBREON WAS THE NIGHTLIGHT!

@GriffinSPENG

11 ай бұрын

​@@crestianroxas4782yep, same for glaceon, umbreon, sylveon, vaporeon, and flareon that i saw.

Yes, Brontosaurus is what they're trying to go for with Raikou there. Their name translates to "Thunder Lizard", which is the logic behind it.

"There's going to be a time when I'm not balls deep into pok- ok, I made a mistake." -Noble

@VillainousToaster

11 ай бұрын

This is as good as broccoli daddy

Honestly I would hug bisharp, after everything she’s done for her trainer It’s only right you give her the physical love she has earned.😺

@megameme29

11 ай бұрын

Wear a focus sash just in case. 😅

@rdtripler5604

11 ай бұрын

It's a similar predicament to hugging your Lucario or Gardevoir....

@ShayTheValiant

11 ай бұрын

--Hug Bisharp from behind--

@AUTH0R-SAN

11 ай бұрын

​@@ShayTheValiantbut I'll get -hard- Poke from the spike bc my hand is wrap around it

@davidcantrell2568

11 ай бұрын

Ya just have to be very careful. You can hold a razor blade by the edge as long as you don’t move against cutting surface. That’s how performers walk on sharp blades.

"in terms of water type Pokemon" "Glaceon is cooler" Nailed it.

@citrusorange794

11 ай бұрын

Beat me to it

@ShadowDude6488

11 ай бұрын

I'd say Tentacool is cooler because it's in its name.

@bayronramirez1337

11 ай бұрын

yeah... glaceon is more likely to succumb to heat since it's an ice type, whereas Vaporeon, being a water type, makes a pool for you, which is definitely more practical

@bayronramirez1337

11 ай бұрын

And now that I've talked about this a bit since I don't understand why they think that glaceon would not be in the same category as all people, just multiplied by 10 since it is an ice type. Flareon literally makes the most sense on winter days, I even see myself hugging the Pokémon's warm body.

@starplane1239

11 ай бұрын

@@bayronramirez1337 glaceon is an ice type. The category was water types. That clearer?

You guys do realize that there is a called a soft hug right? You don't have to squeeze the life out of someone to hug them.

@SakuraAvalon

11 ай бұрын

It doesn't take much force for a sharp blade to cut into skin.

@Volyren

11 ай бұрын

There's an ancient saying about this. One must know when to sheathe the sword. It means 2 things. First, the obvious. Don't be cruel. Choose peace. The second meaning is for the warrior. In battle, you must know when to sheathe your enemy's sword. In yourself. So, if you're a real warrior.... Hug that bish. Arp.

Noble: (Brings normal Eevee) Ashley: “She useful for us, Noble.” Noble: (Brings Vaporeon) Ashley: “She Useless. Just like you, you Donut?!”

@UNGGodYT

11 ай бұрын

dont forget ashley sleeps with Vodka every night.

6:07 Gardevoir is very wise… She can find a way around that… She’s not going to kill you trying to give you a hug…. And it’s likely not even as sharp as people make it out to belive

@victoroliveira3577

11 ай бұрын

This feels sketchy 🤨

@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8

11 ай бұрын

@@victoroliveira3577 how?… It’s literally know to protect people at all cost… Why would it have a danger to its trainer

@victoroliveira3577

11 ай бұрын

@@the-angel-of-light-gardevoir8 It's just that this gives me some dejá vu

@Merilirem

11 ай бұрын

Some people say its flimsy, some say its hard. You know what else is both flimsy and hard?

@Trasgobardo

11 ай бұрын

@@Merilirem Of course! Non-Newtonian Fluids! SO that's my new head cannon for Gardevoir line crest

0:24 i am now realizing that dunsparce is THE perfect normal type pokemon WITH A PERFECT NORMAL TYPE EVOLUTION

@hudsondavey3523

11 ай бұрын

no second eevee is first

I'd imagine Gardevoir's chest spike is cartilaginous. Otherwise, wouldn't it show up in its moveset if it was sharp?

@hogrida69

11 ай бұрын

I say that it's just like psychic energy and when you get "stabbed" Gardevoir can just tell your emotions

@Trasgobardo

11 ай бұрын

3 words: Non - Newtonian Fluid

@purestdark8819

11 ай бұрын

Honestly, the idea of Gardevoir using a move that implies cutting or slashing that requires it to use it's chest spike to use the attack is hilarious

@sholamakinde430

10 ай бұрын

@@purestdark8819 spike cannon but custom animation for gardevoir where it shoots out the chest spike

BABE WAKE UP NEW LOST PAUSE CONTENT!!!🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣

To be fair, it is nice to see Nemona get into Masters

@5ashll303

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, love that

@pg13snipez

11 ай бұрын

I play, she's busted

@5ashll303

11 ай бұрын

@@pg13snipez is she? I have scouted her, but not levelled her up

@pg13snipez

11 ай бұрын

@@5ashll303 Bro in 3 turns max attack and critrate, with a buddy move, and a move that gives you healing, damage shield, and endure

Sometimes I hate being so early cause I don't know what to say but thank you Noble for all the funny and enjoyable content, brings me joy everytime I see you post

6:05 some people say its flimsy some say its hard -noble 2023

4:21 PHARISING!!!!!!!!!!! holey sheeit

the Markiplier Pokemon Smash or Pass and the Drawfee Digimon Smash or Pass is filling my heart with bliss

I don’t think *I’m* gonna stop going balls-deep into Pokémon.

@MrMuel1205

11 ай бұрын

Regardless of what the police say!

I would love an evolution line that, instead of getting bigger, it gets smaller, BUT, the speed and special attack and special defense increase greatly, while the physical attack and defense decrease a bit, hp can be mantained

I love the new anime too. I look forward to it every week. I’m just grinning from ear to ear from the OP to the ED. Even downloaded em all so far. I actually haven’t been this excited to keep up with the show since the X&Y series.

Gardevoir's chest spike is transient and she uses it to convey and feel the emotions of her trainer when she hugs them. Rather than feeling like you're being impaled, it would feel like you're one with each other's pain or joy.

"There might be a time where im not balls deep in...Vaporeon" -noble, 2023

if the universe and you don’t vibe together, you explode. Sounds about right

Thank you for the uploads

Not really a meme, but here's something I need to day about the various special mechanics in Pokemon: "One of the problems with mechanics such as Mega Evolution, Z-Moves, Dynamax, and Terastalization is this: The lore, which states that they only exist in specific regions. Mega Evolution is stated to only be found in Kalos (although this was expanded to also include Hoenn) (there is also the Mega Ring you obtain in SM and USUM, but that was given to you by someone from Kalos), Z-Moves only in Alola, Dynamax only in Galar, and Terastalization only in Paldea. This basically restricts them to their region of origin. Maybe if we got a mechanic that is said to be found in more than one region it could allow it to appear in more than one game."

Just like how Pikachu will forever be the Pokémon mascot that Pikachu balloon will last forever XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

2:45 that is such an ancient meme haha glad to see it back

Rest assured Lost Pause. There is a fandom for the new anime. It is indeed being watched. There might not be that many of this, but rest assured, we are very passionate This stuff is like XYZ levels of greatness, and as an XYZ-tard, I do not say that lightly

@sholamakinde430

10 ай бұрын

wait, XYZ levels of greatness??? i need to watch this right now

( 1:34) damn right. Vaporeon deserves better.

@hudsondavey3523

11 ай бұрын

u r right

"Vaporeon is really cool!" "I'm tired of the vaporeon memes!" I want u to know ur not the only one!😊

Noble: i wish there were an actual console game in that direct. Also Noble: *Forgets Detective Pikachu*

Snorlax is cute to be sure, but that mcdonalds bill will be terrifying...

1:40 (When paused at the right time) That Vaporeon: YIKES...

@noahthesk

11 ай бұрын

😨

When its 4 am, but there is a new lost pause video

Pokemon memes. Gotta catch them all

Creating pokemons out of ordinary things that kids play with when they dont have toys is genius idea.

3:20 best part an you know I'm still laughing replying that par over an over😂

i haven't watch your videos in months and your pikachu balloon is still alive 😊

I loved the ultra beasts, too. I wish that we got more of them.

Whenever I say Nemona out loud I pronounce it as Pneumonia because it's easier to say. But whenever I type it I type Nemona because it's easier to type. So for the entire game I nick named her Pneumonia.

You know what? You _have_ been telling us how good the new Pokemon anime is and every time I think 'I should go watch that' and now, it's time. Imma watch it!.. tomorrow. It's past midnight rn.

The pokemon presents streams have been doing that format for at least two years, I don't know how people haven't noticed by now that's how they get you to watch until the end or something I guess

@5ashll303

11 ай бұрын

Exactly

I'm watching and I got to say it is good AF!!!

I see Vaporeon is a man of culture as well 🧐

"did you know" someone had to do it first

@torquedawg13

11 ай бұрын

Why...

@daisyjoy242

11 ай бұрын

What

Noble listing the mobile games, and somehow GO still gets ignored.

6:13 Pokémon are already real. They're called pets.

@Joetino

11 ай бұрын

Pitbull used bite on 4 year old *It’s Super Effective*

it's okay noble. i have had a helium balloon of a grad owl ever since I graduated in may and it's still standing (tho its feet were unfortunately popped due to dog). i named it duo-grado

Ah a fellow man of zamazenta

Vaporeon: *Exists* Weebs: What if we gave it our Long Necks?

YES MORE POKÉMON MEMES

Really, there have been enough Pokemon Directs for you to know that 80% of it will be mobile game updates.

gotta love that classic n64 pokemon snap music at the start

7:04 Yeah but... To be fair, the designs in Digimon are: Dog > Cat > Human Woman > Anthro Kitsune with Machine Guns > Three-Headed dragon knight mecha.

i´m no fan of it either, Noble - but it is what it is! a Pokemon-Meme Session without that certain Vaporeon-Meme is impossible - just like it´s (almost) impossible for you to have Fanart without a "jellyfilled Donut".

Did you know that dunsparse is a pokemon dedicated to a speedrunner

3:06 the Pokémon fan base pronounces raikou “Rye-coo”

Adorable 1:36

6:03 Lost Pause: Scyther scewi, can't hug it ; -; Ash's Dragonite: *loads hug gun with religious intent*

8:34 Alpha Gardevoir overlooking four Gallades.

That's how I imagine Noble's fridge looks just like his Eevee couch and further beyond plus I'm glad he said it we do need to move on to more fresh Pokémon memes lol

10:07... but... but Noble, we have UBs in SV... aren't Paradox forms basically the same thing lol. Invasive alien species that get power boosts from their abilities, threat to humanity, where the box legendary is needed to stop them from invading our world... I just described both, just UBs are spatial interdimensional aliens, while Paradoxes are temporal interdimensional aliens, Pokemon we've never seen vs what ifs of Pokemon we know of.

In gen 3 in the GameCube games there was a error in which you could evolve dunsparce into onix.

Dragons in yugioh are amazing, we have maids, a depressed child, birds, eggs, bullets, and guns.

Raging Bolt memes are going to be the end of me. they're so funny.

10:20 I wouldn't say stakataka is a villainous creature literally just minds it's business unless you go on top of it

AHA! YOU JUST GOT SURSKIT’D! REPOST THIS TO SURSKIT ALL YOUR FRIENDS (or DM strangers and make them as confused as frick)!

2:50 it's a reference to a comics about four lions which escaped a zoo in somewhere after a bomb raid on the city. At the start of the story, a giraffe gets one straight to the head.

Here's the thing, not everyone can afford Switch to play Pokemon games so they have to go to the next best thing which is mobile. And for the most part is good especially those(most ladies anyways) that like the simplicity of Pokemon Cafe.

6:12 this is for sure about the protrusion on gardes chest: it’s a psychic bident, I think a hug would make them uncomfortable

I am Lost Pause's most unnoticeable fan!

This this is good 👍

"What if we gave it a longer neck" "Yeeeeeeeeah"

9:30 I was looking at the Charizard, but my eyes quickly moved to see the Fairy Tail banner in the back.

Well gardevoir is called the embrace pokemon so the thing on its chest might be soft and flimsy.

9:28 Ah, a Rayquazard. One of the more awesome Pokemon Fusions.^^

7:50 You tell 'em, Irida ! Finally someone with common sense.

3:22. It's a giraffe.

If pokemon were real, I would not answer this question and avoid eye contact.

"Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, Vaporeon meme!"

I wanna hear noble make the bisharp's Arnoald schwnagger voice a reoccurring thing like scawt-TISH gloria

I saw the Rayqauza x Charizard, and immediately plugged it into the Pokemon Infinite Fusion Calculator. It is apt.

Noble forgot the 7 star Mewtwo & Mystery Gift Mew before the Teal Mask's release or do we really frown upon Legendaries/Mythicals since they take a good while to be legal?

"There was a time, when i was..." "... deep" Vaporion looks up, "And this is why he's banned from Vodka."

5:30 That Bisharp kinda thicc tho O.O

@zcgamerandreacts2762

11 ай бұрын

Aren't they usually thicc for either gender?

@Metaknighttheloneswordsman

11 ай бұрын

@@zcgamerandreacts2762 Yes

pokemon stadium 2 got added to NSO, im so happy, that game was the shit, i would play that when i went to a cousins house over the summers before 2001

4:50 she’s capturing a moment of *time*

2:35 Welol can someone tell me how you actually see it? Because all I’ve seen is the sneak peek on the Pokémon official channel. Where is the sub?

Man, i really miss snake eevee. we never had more of it.

"in terms of water base pokemon, Vaporeon is the most cool" *sad TentaCOOL noises*

0:03. Yeah.

7:00 ... except there was a console game.. The detective pikachu game and the TCG game port. Like if you sift through it a bit theres some cool announcements plus we got 2 new anime announcements.. we got an event in S / V... we got a preview of the DLC.... Its just like... If you expect the next few events after a games release to be the next mainline game you're expectin too much and are probably part of the reason S / V turned out the way it did.

Vaporeon: Finally something normal

When a robot really 'likes' a blender....you get Bisharp 😂

Iron Crown didn't have a single meme about it in the video. It needs more love.

@Metaknighttheloneswordsman

11 ай бұрын

Damn, your pfp is tough

I would hug my bisharp, but I'll save that for a particularly sad day

2:42 Ah good ol' Gianni memes.

3:01 why does the new Raikou remind me of the tallnecks from horizon zero dawn

I just realized that Sprigatito and Giga Bowser have the same mouth color.