This shark has a longer history than the USA.

@DubD615hduw

Ай бұрын

😂 bravo 👏🏻

@viktormitkov3108

Ай бұрын

Hahaha😂😂

@soflodoug

Ай бұрын

yea and even blind hes not stupid like americans destroying their own country.

@behemoth5344

Ай бұрын

and less blood-stained, too.

@NateS917

Ай бұрын

​@@behemoth5344doubtful. The sharks gotta eat

"Back in my day, there were no plastics in the ocean."

@weebotaku9200

2 ай бұрын

Surprised this comment is underrated. Lol. That is hard af

@legacy725

2 ай бұрын

Underrated comment right here

@didntknowyoucouldchangethi

2 ай бұрын

😂

@alexnagy2044

2 ай бұрын

THIS IS THE GREATEST ❗‼️✌🏻

@alexnagy2044

2 ай бұрын

We want and ask, that pinned @aroma1620 's comment, please! 🙏🏻

Shark: _"Hey girl wanna meet up?"_ Girl Shark: _"I'm only 100 years old"_ Chris Hansen: _"Have a seat"_

@analozada9475

7 күн бұрын

🤣

@sapta_sin_d_hu

7 күн бұрын

Let us see what you 👀 got here to eat.

@Gyrbae

7 күн бұрын

"We discovered the shark through carbon dating technology. But the only carbon this predator is dating... is the prison bars."

@Esthetician106

7 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@michaelperry9180

6 күн бұрын

Fucking iconic thank you

He survived both world wars and skibidi toilet, what a legend.

@sandyjuntunen4088

9 күн бұрын

WHAT is " skibidi toilet"?

@TDrippyyyy

9 күн бұрын

​@@sandyjuntunen4088 it's js another new slang. Don't mind it

@stephendoran2545

7 күн бұрын

I don't think he even enlisted

@emilylanier111

6 күн бұрын

GOAT 😂🤦🏻‍♀️😂

@zenovia471

5 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

Shark: I'm so old the DEAD SEA was still just SICK when I was a teenager

@timhoward5

2 ай бұрын

Good try! Not bad.

@greg1503

2 ай бұрын

That would be a perfect line for Rodney Dangerfield to deliver.

@pinlight97

2 ай бұрын

…and I had to swim UPHILL both ways to get a single plankton! You young whipper-snappers have it easy…just gobble up some micro plastics and you’re good. 🦈

@jaybest1787

2 ай бұрын

Maddd!!!

@greg1503

2 ай бұрын

@@pinlight97 😂

Imagine living 400 years with a parasite sucking on your eye.

@PureYang0

12 күн бұрын

This is basically similar to how they predict we will be after we finally come out with the anti-aging pill. The study I saw said even when such a pill is invented and we no longer die from old age, we will still be prone to diseases and accidents so on average we would at most live for around 9 thousand years before we either die from a freak accident or decide to off ourselves and most of that 9 thousand years will be spent carrying any number of diseases and debilitations we’ve accumulated throughout our lives.

@JS-ch1hk

11 күн бұрын

We just live for 80 years with a parasite eating into our wallets and funding politicians' luxury lifestyles.

@SiiriCressey

11 күн бұрын

​@@PureYang0 At some point, death would probably become preferable.

@3_se_

11 күн бұрын

​@PureYang0 and I would still happily pay and give up almost everything I can and own (except family etc.) for that pill

@PANZERFAUST90

11 күн бұрын

​@@SiiriCresseyImagine that. Life becomes so old for so long that it's just natural to one day end it all because you're finally tired of it lol

Greenland Shark: Please kid, I’ve got eyeball parasites older than you.

Crazy, that some of these sharks were born when knights wore armor and Castles were still used as military structures!

@turdfurgeson2032

6 күн бұрын

I think knights and castles had been rendered obsolete by 1627

@hazy9785

6 күн бұрын

​@@turdfurgeson2032 That would be about 400 yrs ago, no?

@TabeaSerenety

5 күн бұрын

​@@turdfurgeson2032the last knight was around 15.. something, but castles were used as Military structure till 17th century. After that some became home of the noble but many got destroyed in the 30 years war at that time.

@wigman1962

5 күн бұрын

There were no knights in 16, 17 centuary lol

@michaelthompson2474

4 күн бұрын

​@@wigman1962Elton John was knighted by the Queen of England in 1998 bud. Obviously doesn't carry the same weight, but there WERE and still ARE knights, knighted for achievements or service of the country

Almost old enough to run for President.

@24JJ821

2 ай бұрын

Lol!!!

@NathanTheCasualGamer

2 ай бұрын

Nah he’d have to wait at least another 100 years before trying that.

@howardosborne8647

2 ай бұрын

Almost....🤣

@theremnant7497

2 ай бұрын

Hahahaahahahaahaaaaa

@monstertrucktennis

2 ай бұрын

At least the shark isn't a leech career "politician'.

You know you're old when you can be radio carbon dated😂

@davidthedeaf

13 күн бұрын

Personal experience, huh? 😂

@joannepazara3791

11 күн бұрын

I’m getting there myself 😆

@joannepazara3791

11 күн бұрын

Kinda hard to believe

@dss-ri5zy

10 күн бұрын

@@joannepazara3791I googled it, sure it true

@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv

10 күн бұрын

I thought it was used only for fossils and trees

That parasite also acts as a lure to attract other fish, so it's kinda a symbiotic relationship

@xenophagia

3 күн бұрын

I don't think the shark would need a lure to catch fish, especially if it *_wasn't_* blind. So that's one hell of a crappy trade. I'd say that parasite is ripping these sharks off. I guess "kind of" were the key words in your statement lol.

@avani5907

2 күн бұрын

so she's a friend?

@cevatkokbudak6414

2 күн бұрын

​@@avani5907kinda

@jacobg6299

Күн бұрын

@@avani5907why you assuming the parasite is a female?

According to Wikipedia they can live up to 500 years, and the pups are between 8 and 18 years old when they are live born, in litters up to 10.

@ishajac3637

7 күн бұрын

Wait, are they saying that the momma is pregnant for between 8-18 YEARS?!? Damn! Respect

@bekahbabie

3 күн бұрын

Nahhh that’s literally a body horror concept right there!! Imagine you have multiple children going through puberty before they even pop outta your womb 😨 They better be paying hella rent! 💀

@Jake38nine

3 күн бұрын

​@bekahbabie These sharks don't hit puberty for much longer as they hit sexual maturity at 156 years old. Dod you watch the video?

@starrstarrstarr

3 күн бұрын

@@Jake38nineits a fcking joke

@starrstarrstarr

3 күн бұрын

@@Jake38nineits a fcking joke

"you read history, i felt history" -greenland shark

@online9697

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@online9697

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@guioaca7

2 ай бұрын

i am history

@ouknow1446

2 ай бұрын

Change "felt" to "lived".

@notendorpyxel

2 ай бұрын

“……” -Greenland Shark

Imagine how bored you would be swimming around in the dark for 400 years

@user-dn1oz6td5r

3 ай бұрын

Now imagine you can't imagine. Or think. Or feel. You wouldn't be bored at all

@Samual_33

3 ай бұрын

@@user-dn1oz6td5r I can't imagine that because the shark can think and feel if it couldn't it would be braindead and unable to hunt blind as stated in the video.

@isj032

3 ай бұрын

No ones told sharks about boredom yet, I’m sure they re just getting on with their shark activities.

@chiarosuburekeni9325

3 ай бұрын

@@Samual_33you ever heard of instinct? I swear man, sometimes it feels like the internet is full of actual toddlers 😂

@Samual_33

3 ай бұрын

@@chiarosuburekeni9325 cool story 👍

Shark be like: "Do not cite the Deep Magic to me Witch. I was there when it was written."

@JanelleWeaver-es8eh

19 сағат бұрын

I love that movie

@atharvsuryavanshi

32 минут бұрын

​@@JanelleWeaver-es8eh Which movie?

Still not as old as the people running for leadership roles in developed countries 😂😂😂

@AbDirkie

3 күн бұрын

Copied. Not literally, but still copied.

@seanmurray8051

3 күн бұрын

These sharks might make a better president! 😂

@kirvu9677

Күн бұрын

Better than Biden for sure!

@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv

13 сағат бұрын

Older than new Amsterdam

Giant Tortoise: “I can live up to 250 years” Greenland Shark: “Hold my eyeball parasite“

@davidprosser9536

Ай бұрын

😂

@DubD615hduw

Ай бұрын

Not even the slightest bit funny... 🤦‍♂️

@Frotheru_The_Dragon

Ай бұрын

-please?

@Frotheru_The_Dragon

Ай бұрын

​@@DubD615hduw r/wooosh

@redfishbluefish4973

Ай бұрын

@@DubD615hduw Not even the slightest bit of fun to be around 🤦‍♀️

Wow this shark was alive when Newton wrote Calculus

@nsumanth18

3 ай бұрын

Dude literally I was about to comment this!

@Niganigaballsackboii

3 ай бұрын

Holy shitttt man. That's crazy

@HomTolland0

3 ай бұрын

@@ozymandias35”………….”, said that shark

@KNR90

3 ай бұрын

You mean when Leibniz wrote calculus

@vantablack6809

3 ай бұрын

​@@KNR90Gottfried leibnitz and Issac Newton independently discovered calculus in the late 17th century.

I know a Marine biologist that once caught a 600 year old ocean fish. I want to say some kind of carp, but I'm not a fishologist and don't remember.

@Altanirves

Күн бұрын

Fishologist 😂😂😂

@uznik399

18 сағат бұрын

​@@Altanirves its not like you dont understand what he meant under fishiologist. It does the job as giving you the idea, not everyone is deep into biology

@Altanirves

14 сағат бұрын

@@uznik399 it's* !!!!

This shark lived the whole life of Blackbeard! When Blackbeard sailed the seas! Wow!

@BillyViBritannia

4 күн бұрын

It probably ate a few of his crew

@papanam4267

15 сағат бұрын

Shark was alive when Blackbeard was born, went through puberty, became a swashbuckling pirate, commanded his ship and sailed the seas, had women, tried to make a few babies, later died, and Sharkie just kept on swimming and living, and swimming, and some of us will be gone and Sharkie will still be swimming, hunting and making Sharkie babies.

Bro got caught in 4k trying to meet a 129 year old girl💀🚔

@doctordeufall5937

18 күн бұрын

To Catch A Predator (In 4K)

@Morning404

17 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@twiff3rino28

17 күн бұрын

In human years, 17 is fine.

@katbabbz

17 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@t.g.5797

16 күн бұрын

😂😂

I need a boyfriend Dad: wait for 150 years ☠️

@Chuk392

2 ай бұрын

156 😂😂😂😂

@captainpricegaming4571

2 ай бұрын

156 ☝️🤓

@MdRiAD-cc6kt

2 ай бұрын

​@@captainpricegaming4571that doesn't even make any sense

@eshankarandana4249

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Fiddy661

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

…and I thought whales living 200yrs was crazy.

radiocarbon dating is really sketchy with marine creatures near the poles.....it works great on trees tho less atmospheric carbon in the ocean, so the results need to be handled extra carefully

@davidharrison7014

5 күн бұрын

This particular shark has a valid birth certificate, (unlike a certain previous president).

@kogiman

4 күн бұрын

-/+ 199years

Imagine having a bug stuck to your eye for a few hundred years

@thathandsomedevil0828

2 ай бұрын

Gad damn parasites, man.. 😂

@GG-vq6ro

2 ай бұрын

I don't think that's how it works. The parasite would only live a very short life.

@canceldeez8923

2 ай бұрын

@@GG-vq6ro ok then a dead bug stuck to your eye

@atotheg1991

2 ай бұрын

Hate when that happens.

@dawnsdreamacres

2 ай бұрын

Lots of possible comments to make about a shark this old, but yours made me lol 😂 Good one 👍

The fact that it’s hunting skills aren’t affected by blindness is just badass

@demonetreyking7299

2 ай бұрын

You ever heard of daredevil 💁🏾

@PeppaJackable

2 ай бұрын

The oceans version of a blind old Kung fu master

@anautisticperson5382

2 ай бұрын

@GrandHunter595 But Bats aren’t blind?

@anautisticperson5382

2 ай бұрын

@GrandHunter595 Bats are still not blind. It’s an expression, it’s not supposed to be taken literally. Like for example “it’s raining cats and dogs”. Is it literally raining cats and dogs? No it’s not, it’s another way of saying it’s raining down hard.

@fernandorosales8798

2 ай бұрын

​@GrandHunter595No, it is true that they are not blind, but they can see and quite well just like us humans, but just as we do not see well in the dark neither do they, and because they use echolocation, but they are not blind, they see just as well as as we do.

The more removed animals get from human interaction the longer they live. Shocker.

@tiggerpup_nz

3 күн бұрын

That’s absolutely absurd

@mikea.6696

3 күн бұрын

@@tiggerpup_nz Absurdly true. You are correct.

@cevatkokbudak6414

2 күн бұрын

​@@mikea.6696My man some randomass mammal also lives for 10-20 years, this shark is slow, this is why it can get this old

@cevatkokbudak6414

2 күн бұрын

But you are still kinda right

400 years and still couldn’t figure out how to rub the parasite off its eye

Male shark: “wow she’s hot” Other male shark: “bro she’s only 105 years old wtf is wrong with you”

@basselhumash9789

2 ай бұрын

💀

@OnFight1997

2 ай бұрын

Grandpa Shark: "I'd tell you if she is hot, but this motherfucker has been attached to my eyelids since Napoleon".

@gpt-jcommentbot4759

2 ай бұрын

overused

@p.p.burnell7294

2 ай бұрын

Yawn

@basselhumash9789

2 ай бұрын

oh crap sorry@@gpt-jcommentbot4759

Imagine waiting 156 years for your first kiss

@pratham4043

3 ай бұрын

Searching for this comment 😂😅😅

@MypronounIsKing

2 ай бұрын

@@pratham4043what are you 13 ?

@ftwxDD

2 ай бұрын

Stay Focus ^^

@-Goshon-

2 ай бұрын

Yes I Am​@@MypronounIsKing

@jdizzy5076

2 ай бұрын

Can you imagine graduating from college, retirement, from the workforce after 30 years of service and still a virgin. 🤯🤯

My entire lifespan is like a holiday to these creatures. 🤯

@thetruthchannel349

7 сағат бұрын

Time is nothing

@tirzeh

5 сағат бұрын

@@thetruthchannel349 Literally

This 400 years old shark witnessed all his buddies dying

This animal is the definition of "I seen some shit, but I'm blind."

@KimberlyBishh

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@89kilemal

2 ай бұрын

*I've

@mugengaia

2 ай бұрын

@@89kilemal Oh boy, here comes the grammar police. Someone's not too bright on picking up spoken banter versus proper writing.

@ChristmasInOctober.

2 ай бұрын

@@89kilemal Bro's going to fix the grammar on the Bible next.

@Stop_The_Car

2 ай бұрын

"I don't give a shit if I go blind. I don't need to see the price tag anyway."

Male shark: "Wanna go out on a date?" Female shark: "I'm only 150 years old" Edit: A few month later the shark was arrested for being "Gillty" 🤪

@Tilnaor

Ай бұрын

but it's a _blind_ date though

@user-fl7ns6ti3j

Ай бұрын

Yes , i ask my father if it's possible to go for date.... but where is he ??? I can't find him....

@skyflakesq8054

Ай бұрын

Lmao 😂

@DeeDee-bm9hr

Ай бұрын

She’s only 155 years old you sick f***!

@ElizabethMcDermott-cy4cv

Ай бұрын

They are one of my favourite weird animals for a reason.

Buddy was here right after the freaking mayflower

This shark probably gets nostalgia from reading history books

The amount of scientific discovery, human development, and invention just to even figure out that this shark is in fact 400 years old. ALL that happened all while this same shark was just chilling below the waves.

@taylorjeremy71

24 күн бұрын

Or they make it all up, suckers believe it and empty their wallets, and with absolutely no way to verify any of it the liars laugh all the way to the bank.

@happytrailsgaming

20 күн бұрын

And we aren’t even 100% it’s even correct 😂

@anonanim-9601

20 күн бұрын

I bet it's most likey inaccurate. But hey, 396 years sounds cool!

@fieryhotwarts

19 күн бұрын

@@anonanim-9601 didn’t it say they used carbon dating? As far as I know, that’s pretty accurate. Even if it’s a bit inaccurate, it’s still only going to be “give or take a few years”. The point is that this shark is old as shit lol

@nuuuuuuuut

19 күн бұрын

​@@anonanim-9601Good thing you know better than the scientists, eh

This shark’s grandma lived before the year 1000 A.D. 👀🥇

@tiemen9095

2 ай бұрын

396 + 2x 156 = 700 years, add or take.

@Barry.Age63

2 ай бұрын

No it didnt

@meeu

2 ай бұрын

​@@tiemen9095 that's still the Middle Ages. Wtf

@mrburpmud

2 ай бұрын

​@@Barry.Age63it did

@ben5154

2 ай бұрын

probably not considering this one's on the higher end of how old they get to, but it's great grandma probably did.

Bro lived through classical music, the black pledge, the war of independence, both world wars and the iPhone 15. What a legend

I love how carbon dating works correctly on sharks but not dinosaurs

@PortugalZeroworldcup

4 күн бұрын

Because it's more than 65m years,?? Underwater dinosaur are different too There is land dinosaur

@trey.p

4 күн бұрын

@@PortugalZeroworldcup it wasn’t that long ago that’s ridiculous just like the Big Bang being billions of years ago we wouldn’t even be here lol all ppl gotta do is think a little 💯 God created us and dinosaur lived among humans why is there so many aincient hieroglyphs(drawings) and stories of men fighting dinosaurs or dragons is what they called them dinosaurs is a recent word made in the 1800s but if they lived 65 million years ago and man apparently arrived 100,000 years ago they would have never encountered them but they clearly did ,most of these “scientists” lie because they hate God

This Shark has been just swimming around since the renaissance. just swimming around, seeing nothing. What a life.

@jabadoodle

23 күн бұрын

Plenty of people walking around seeing nothing, just saying ;-) More seriously, all of us live without seeing or sensing much of the things that can be sensed by some animals.

@valerio1292

23 күн бұрын

Renaissance was way before...

@adrianwaterman133

22 күн бұрын

Nothing to see

@ZeroOneInfinity

21 күн бұрын

These sharks painted the Sistine Chapel, then went back to chilling in the sea

@Barushia

21 күн бұрын

Hahaha lmao

"SHE SAID SHE WAS 156!!"

@e-rokekenedi7834

Ай бұрын

Haha! "Officer, please!"

@absoliutenuds

Ай бұрын

Get in the net buddy. You're going to jail, she wasn't even a 100

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Ай бұрын

How original, metaphor about sex with minors🙄🤦

@dustinmtracy

Ай бұрын

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 it was a joke not a metaphor LMFAO lighten up

@caramel_cares

Ай бұрын

@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 it was never that serious..

Evolution is gonna go crazy with this animal.

"When Greenland sharks GETS old..." Lol

These sharks were literally born during the golden age of piracy

@AZ-rg3rf

2 ай бұрын

probably ate some pirates too

@H0LL0WHearteD

2 ай бұрын

These sharks are deep sea. Meaning they mostly eat small fish and crustaceans and remains or other animals​ doubt they would eat or attack humans like other species. But if some pirate died in sea and his body sank to the depts sure they could be a good meal for these sharks @@AZ-rg3rf

@KingSlat730

Ай бұрын

joy boy probably had pet greenland sharks, whole family of em

@adambutterfield2307

Ай бұрын

@@H0LL0WHearteDthey also only live in cold waters near the arctic circle. Life is slower in such temperatures so 400 years for them will seem like how we perceive our average lifespan of 80 years roughly. The perception of time is relative

@leooivio

Ай бұрын

Or the danish intervention of the 30 years war

So basically 100 years is just a childhood phase for them😂 OMG 6k likes , I am famous 😂

@user-cu6dp4fw9i

3 ай бұрын

💀

@Mireohio

3 ай бұрын

That's why they can life more then hundreds years is it ? I mean if they matured at the age like human ,they will often stressed for hormones issues

@prasantasahu5156

3 ай бұрын

156 i could say 💀

@georgenzau5918

3 ай бұрын

😂

@amateurgenius8486

2 ай бұрын

Imagine having a 156 year childhood. Imagine how many PlayStation generations that is.

My guy had a front row seat to real pirates !! Lol

He STILL has a ways to catch up to Methuselah. lol

“That's illegal, mate. You know she's a minor, right?” “I swear she said she was 156!”

@eduardocarranza4333

16 күн бұрын

I swear, she said she was 472!

@senyapsilent6694

13 күн бұрын

She's 18

Omni-Man: "What will you have after five-hundred years!?" Shark: "Just keep swimming."

@thatrabidpotato8800

2 ай бұрын

"Sharks, dad. I'd have sharks."

@Safonne

2 ай бұрын

GOLD

@cevatkokbudak6414

2 күн бұрын

Good comment

I remember something about a really old tortoise that was alive and had craters in his shell from where he had been hit by musket balls from the early 1800s

Imagine being written up by shark police for dating and underage 100 year old shark girl😂😂😂

The parasite on the eye is absolutely horrifying

@baileyminor6042

2 ай бұрын

I swear this shark is living through my biggest fear

@Randy1337

2 ай бұрын

I think it's adorable 🥰

@Vuvuvu75

2 ай бұрын

the parasite also attract fishes and preys for the shark to eat/hunt, it's more of a symbiose relation ship if i remember correctly

@TheHorsebox2

2 ай бұрын

Why is a politician living in a shark's eye?

@macemaster

2 ай бұрын

not as horrifying as the fact that humans in some parts of the world go blind the same way

Bro witnessed titanic, ww1 and ww2 💀 Edit :- Thank You very much for 4k likes. This made me happy :D

@sk-ig4wt

2 ай бұрын

these aren't even that old tbh , this thing was alive during civil war in usa and when Newton wrote calculus

@jonnytlong

2 ай бұрын

Revolutionary war

@jerald40

2 ай бұрын

@@sk-ig4wtHey, take a joke.

@Federal_Bureau_of_Investigatio

2 ай бұрын

@@jerald40he did

@markredden311

2 ай бұрын

How about this sombitch was around for the signing of the declaration of independence? And was around 150 then.

Bros moving really well for only 1% of life left

“Hey girl, wanna come to my place after this?” “Sorry, I’m only 140 😞”

The things that shark has lived through is amazing. It was just vibing around the ocean during the golden age of piracy, French revolution, both world wars and countless other historical moments.

@TheAntonio6579

2 ай бұрын

To them it's like nothing happened

@shawnbrown4485

2 ай бұрын

Twin towers fell and they had not the slightest clue

@donaldmackerer9032

2 ай бұрын

Yeah I remember all these events well. I was born at the same time.

@OldLadyGamersince1990

2 ай бұрын

Yup. This shark witnesses all disgusting things humans can do.

@adw6894

2 ай бұрын

"Humans are the worst on Earth" - Sharks

Bro has lived through the restoration of the British monarchy, the formation of the United States, the Napoleonic Wars, the War of 1812, the American Civil War, the Prussian Empire, WW1, WW2, Korean War, Vietnam War, Gulf War, the formation and collapse of the Soviet Union, and the 9/11 attacks.

That parasite is creeping me the heck out.

Four centuries. Fascinating. The Ming Dynasty still existed during its lifetime.

@MusicismoreImportant

13 күн бұрын

Before Antonio vivaldi, Js Bach Ottoman empire and Spanish empire then

@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv

13 күн бұрын

Before Benjamin Franklin , after Maurice of Nassau

@justarandomuser5793

11 күн бұрын

Napoleon wasn't even around yet, France was still a monarchy, Prussia didn't exist, the British Empire was still expanding, it's all so surreal.

@domingofung

11 күн бұрын

Before "I can't believe its not butter"

@KygoCalvinHarris-xu4kv

11 күн бұрын

@@domingofung what

This guy was alive when the church banned Gallileo's book 💀

@MsHSpring

2 ай бұрын

Wow… exactly my point 😂.. they were thinking that the sun goes around the earth..

@Jason_4358

2 ай бұрын

​@@MsHSpringfr Allah and Jesus are dumb

@Angelo-yr1en

2 ай бұрын

He’s seen what humanity’s done through the ages

@dutchmansmine9053

2 ай бұрын

@@MsHSpring Wonder what he thinks of it. Probably not much, he's never seen the sun.

@rogrambo

2 ай бұрын

​@@Angelo-yr1enhe has not seen the amazing strides that humanity has made, other than our ability to travel across oceans much more efficiently and safely when it sees our boats, but it has no idea what the hell it is looking at because it's just a shark and it does not have a human brain that analyzes things

Wow, radio carbon testing!! The latest tech indeed.

Please don´t tell him that he has just 4 years left.

@PortugalZeroworldcup

4 күн бұрын

Music composed by us humans deteriorated so much Henry Purcell, George Frederick Handel, Giovanni palestrina, Gregorio alegeri, josquin du prez, Antoine Busnois, Jean baptise lully, Jeremiah Clarke, etc

Dad shark: "My ocean, my rules. And you'll obey them until you're at least 180 years old."

Bro survived 2 world Wars 🤯

@danteraj4613

2 ай бұрын

Civil war as well...

@ibie27

2 ай бұрын

Napoleonic wars as well.

@igordamjanovic8754

2 ай бұрын

​@@ibie27 american revolution as well

@Mr.WestDickens

2 ай бұрын

Yugoslav war as well

@jeupater1429

2 ай бұрын

Even the Thirty Years War. That's old

Sponges (the actual animal) can actually get even older than these sharks. Deep water sponges can live for thousands of years

Least terrifing creature you can encounter in barotrauma

About 20 years ago, a whale was found to have a harpoon blade imbedded in its back that was over 200 years old. Meaning Bro survived a whale hunt 200 years prior. Even if he was a baby at the time, he lived at least 200 years. I wonder if they had to kill the whale to retreive the blade...

@dutchmansmine9053

2 ай бұрын

Unless someone threw a 200 yr old harpoon into a much younger whale 21 years ago.

@Satoruchan1234

2 ай бұрын

​@@dutchmansmine9053If someone threw a 200 years old harpoon blade at whale hell even shark let alone whale in the modern day it won't have much impact on the skin as it would have in those days coz of all the rustiness and dullness on the blade.

@dutchmansmine9053

2 ай бұрын

@@Satoruchan1234 It could if he sharpened it, or it was just well preserved. Anyway, my point is just because the harpoon is old doesn't necessarily mean the whale is old. People often use old weapons and whaling wasn't banned until about 1969, so it's possible someone threw it in there less than 100 years ago.

@LisaLeBlanc-rr7td

2 ай бұрын

@@dutchmansmine9053 Japan us the only nation still hunting whales, and they use ballistic canons.

@trumpstinyhands

2 ай бұрын

​@@LisaLeBlanc-rr7tdim sure there are people of other nations still hunting them too, obviously not on the same scale as Japan. I think he has a point

Beautiful when you think about it. All chaos that’s happened on land in that time and these guys just keep swimming totally oblivious to it. Makes you think what was it all about and was it even worth it.

@Moonotter1

2 ай бұрын

It really wasn't worth it

@aazhieryakes884

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, agree ​@@Moonotter1

@Checkmate___

2 ай бұрын

Oh to be a Greenland shark obliviously swimming in the dark for 400 years

@Voodoo3397

2 ай бұрын

Considering we went from wooden huts to skyscrapers i guess it was worth it

@cameronspence4977

2 ай бұрын

Well it happened so there's nothing anyone can do about it anyways

"Back in the day, I had to swim in lava and traverse a bit of land and desert to go to a school of fish"

Bro survived a whole generation cool dude shark😎

I can't fathom something that's still living since 1627. That's absolutely off the chart.

@jeffbenton6183

13 күн бұрын

Aside from trees, of course

@MusicismoreImportant

13 күн бұрын

​@@jeffbenton6183yes I know tortoise can be 200 or so

@jillianbennett380

10 күн бұрын

Yes it is fascinating..there’s a mix of awe with must be good at hunting despite being blind!

@larsrons7937

9 күн бұрын

This was well before the golden days of pirates. It was born not 4 decades after the Spanish armada.

@PortugalZeroworldcup

4 күн бұрын

Regarding the comments about Newton It's older then both leibniz (1646)and Newton (1643)

This just scratches the surface. These sharks live in extremely cold waters and they have adopted large amounts of urea (the stuff that's in urin) as a de-frosting agent in their blood. This makes its meat toxic to humans. But worry not, because Icelanders found out that if you let it ferment you can eat it! Imagine how hungry some person must have been to discover that fact.

@christinfranklin1333

2 ай бұрын

Imagine how 400 has old meat taste 😮😮 reminds me of when those scientists defrosted a wooly mammoth and decided to taste it...I was like YO WHY!!??... they did it was "earthy" 😂😂😂 I couldn't told em that!! it's been there for 100s of years of course it tastes like dirt!!! 😂😂😂

@IratePuffin

2 ай бұрын

Fermented shark urine… yum

@l.generallager6356

2 ай бұрын

@@christinfranklin1333 so they could flex about eating exotic meat.

@Soldiertilthedirt

2 ай бұрын

​@@christinfranklin1333probably ate it with a glass of wine😂

@BoneWalker

2 ай бұрын

Even once it's not gonna poison you anymore, the stuff still reeks like nothing else.

They had to kill the shark to find out that it WAS the oldest living creature on earth

Older than my antique table 😮

@cevatkokbudak6414

2 күн бұрын

lmao

That’s one of the reasons they’re so endangered. Even wild specimens need to survive for multiple decades or centuries until they can reproduce

@BrandonBiek

2 ай бұрын

Story of my life❤

@Saiku584

2 ай бұрын

​@@BrandonBiek😢

@hedgesyay9650

2 ай бұрын

@@BrandonBiekyou can do this😢😢

@themesozoicworld6586

2 ай бұрын

@@BrandonBiekRight there with ya brother

@anonimo.4134

2 ай бұрын

So they're like me, except i ain't living anywhere close to that long./j

I find it so amusing how most sharks have a lifespan of 20-30 years but Greenland sharks are out here living for centuries for no reason whatsoever

@monikabuzzi3130

2 ай бұрын

Actually sharks have a great range of lifespan: Great Whait and Tiger can reach 60-70 years. I don't know about Leuca and Mako, but I'm pretty sure they can live more than 30 years.

@joshuaortiz2031

2 ай бұрын

The cold water slows aging

@sandralison7584

2 ай бұрын

Big sharks usually can get very old. Some need to wait to reproduce for the first time for 30 years. You're probably only talking about the tiny shark species.

@tyreemitchell5174

2 ай бұрын

They tell us anything 😂😂. How we gonna test it

@Candy-ji1sr

2 ай бұрын

And you live for 80 years give or take for no reason whatsoever.

It’s estimated some sharks only have memories that can last up to a year, often less. It’s funny to think that these guys have absolutely zero clue that they have been swimming around for literal ages haha

@cevatkokbudak6414

2 күн бұрын

If you lived 400 years you would also forget everything, probably (just for avoiding the argument)

That shark needs to talk to Dolly Parton about age preservation.

Female Greenland sharks potentially have a gestation period of 8 to 18 years (Wow!!!) and can give birth to 200- 700 pups during their lifetime! They are incredibly slow movers- their “top speed” is just a bit over 1.6 mph. A very interesting creature!

@abdul-kabiralegbe5660

2 ай бұрын

I like the fact you explained the reason for your username in your channel's bio.

@KKP7557

2 ай бұрын

Is this one of the animals that lives really deep in the ocean, like Titanic wreckage resting place deep?

@DEADisBEAUTIFUL

2 ай бұрын

@@KKP7557 They are known to live in very deep and very, very cold waters. 7200 ft/2200 m.

@DEADisBEAUTIFUL

2 ай бұрын

@@abdul-kabiralegbe5660 Thank you. My username is very frequently misinterpreted which I fully understand. So I put the explanation of it up in hopes that it would explain my reasoning behind it.

@carriecalderon2199

2 ай бұрын

So basically, it’s the sloth of sharks

That Creature Probably saw actual Pirates in their Old Ships. Edit: I didn't think i would get this many likes.

@nord8507

2 ай бұрын

That was my first thought.

@bencostello2729

2 ай бұрын

Right.. from the bottom of the ocean, a blind shark saw pirate ships. Use your brain, numb nuts

@jonnytlong

2 ай бұрын

The pirates you are probably thinking of were usually in warm parts of the Atlantic and these sharks are usually in really cold water in the North Atlantic. Also, even before the parasites completely blind them, their eyesight is pretty bad so I’m not sure they can ever see much during their lives. But you’re right, that shark was probably around during the golden age of piracy, it’s just doubtful he ever actually saw any.

@vee-bee-a

2 ай бұрын

Probably swam with some mer‑people, too.

@Shatter_bone

2 ай бұрын

Bro they're blind

They have exactly zero proof of how old this shark is

@sumeet9367

8 күн бұрын

No, they do. You're just arrogant and unsurpringly uneducated. If you bothered to watch the video they explain exactly how they know how old the shark is.

The shark born in 1627 was born 4 years after my first Dutch ancestor came to help establish New Amsterdam with the Dutch East India company.

To put into perspective, this shark was born only 11 years after William Shakespeare died 😮

@NorthernStare

2 ай бұрын

You mean William Sharkspear

@omegastudios-minecraft1865

2 ай бұрын

​@@NorthernStareno, Shakespeare is the correct spelling

@alvinnj3455

2 ай бұрын

​@@omegastudios-minecraft1865 Bro missed the joke so bad 😭😭

@omegastudios-minecraft1865

2 ай бұрын

@@alvinnj3455 huh, what was the joke? Edit: my bad LOL, my brain read shark as shake

@RichardSchiffman-jn1ds

2 ай бұрын

@@NorthernStare 😂😂😂

The creature that literally lived through multiple generations.

@user-kj8di3qf4z

3 ай бұрын

You're technically correct, but you do understand a generation is only about 30 years correct? That is if you're talking about human generations.

@nkululeko899

3 ай бұрын

@@user-kj8di3qf4z Well, I am technically correct.

@silent_stalker3687

2 ай бұрын

@@user-kj8di3qf4zhe is correct not technically. I have sprung life into this world by spreading my blood when sick and i get cut or a nose bleed i spread my disease, and i have released 27 botflies from my body and when i was a kid i released mosquitoes from water flooded tanks in the back yard and took a note on them. 15k a week, almost 200k released by the time my parents killed them all.

@shouperman1

2 ай бұрын

Multiple human generations, not Greenland shark ones lol

@earthwormscrawl

2 ай бұрын

And he says to the younger sharks: "When I was your age I had to swim to school in the snow, uphill both ways!"

He survived WW1/WW2/Cold War/and the nuclear tests,even the Tzar bomba shockwawe. this mf gotta be waiting so hard for gta 7🔥

Carbon dating can determine how long ago something died, not how old it was when it died?

fun fact: the oldest animal we have ever discovered was a clam that lived to be about 500 years old. the sad thing is that the scientists that checked how old it was killed it in the process

@ju87d-3stuka7

2 ай бұрын

What was it?

@thedirtywoodsman604

2 ай бұрын

Ironic.

@DrCruel

2 ай бұрын

@@ju87d-3stuka7 It was an ocean quahog. They're thought to have a maximum lifespan of from 300-500 years or more. It was named Ming because it was born in the Ming dynasty.

@orgANGmo

2 ай бұрын

Isn't there a species of jellyfish that's immortal?

@DrCruel

2 ай бұрын

@@orgANGmo Theoretically.

"What will you have for 500 years?!" Those old geezer sharks

@leahs1545

2 ай бұрын

This made me giggle 🤭

@tiffanygrever8092

2 ай бұрын

Another that is interesting if you think about it is the shark is almost 500 years old it's great grandparents were around dearing the time of Christ.

@xcept7355

2 ай бұрын

​@@tiffanygrever8092 yes bliss them

@ImperatorNocturne

2 ай бұрын

bro, you made my day XD

@sunniblacc78

2 ай бұрын

Do they still have teeth or do they go get dentures 😂

The craziest part is if we add human numbers to that, it would mean this Shark is 21 😨

This shark went through the Great Depression, 2 world wars, and COVID

I just had this weird epiphany about how cool it is that we can all talk to each other on videos like this! Just random people talking over a shared interest in an almost 400 year old shark! 😊

@holyhero259

Ай бұрын

We are basically using telepathy. I'm in a room full of people and not one of them knows I'm saying a single word

@owie4070

Ай бұрын

​@@holyhero259mind... blown!

@Ruso0805

Ай бұрын

Are you high?

@loomonda18

Ай бұрын

@@Ruso0805 lmao - honestly no!

@McWizard420

Ай бұрын

@@loomonda18I am and your making a lot of sense!

The shark was here when Napoleon Bonaparte grandfather wasn't even born yet but still alive today 😮

"I ate Jack Sparrows""

"But your honor shes 155 years old"

You sent me into a spiral of investigating long living animals at almost 1am, so I hope you're happy

@Marvin-dg8vj

2 ай бұрын

Fascinating but 400 years? I would be bored of watching box sets after about 30 years ...

@heyyou5128

2 ай бұрын

i felt bad because he cant clean his eye

@moncleazyyy

2 ай бұрын

Go to sleep Diana smh 🤦🏾‍♂️ sleep is important weither you like it or not

@scarletamazon3455

2 ай бұрын

It's a fascinating way to add some perspective, isn't it? Have a look at the lifespan of trees, like giant redwoods, and think how long some trees have been where they are.... that blows my mind sometimes!

@Marvin-dg8vj

2 ай бұрын

@@scarletamazon3455 trees are not conscious and not much goes through the mind of a Greenland shark either

His great grandfather saw the Roman Empire!

@irkenpost

2 ай бұрын

he saw nothing except of the darkness

@thepubknight6144

2 ай бұрын

​@@irkenpostthey go blind in about 200 years

greenland shark - 1627 😮😮😮 glass sponges - 180 million years 💀💀☠️

Well, that shark is the closest thing to immortality.

Chris Hansen: "We are about to catch him meeting up with a young 130 year old shark"

@twiff3rino28

11 күн бұрын

17 is fine in human years

@calixtrogoddess

10 күн бұрын

​@twiff3rino28 that wouldn't be 17 in human years

@solus8685

10 күн бұрын

​@@twiff3rino28 no it ain't, you absolute creep

@MusicismoreImportant

10 күн бұрын

@@calixtrogoddess every fish must have different levels of aging

@user-vk4xq1ib9x

9 күн бұрын

😂