If a griefer blows up your cargo and they have the audacity to sell one of their businesses you must blow it up.

you must run over npc's that mildly insult you.

Rule #2: Shoot the Ballas on Grove Street

Hitting the yellow things on the bridge is a must for me 😂

Rule #1. If your friends go afk then you MUST pop all of their tires

Here's one you missed: Never attack a player who is getting a haircut.

When spawning at your Casino penthouse, always be under the assumption that any explosions heard are a war outside

Shoot a friend's character when they leave the lobby 😊

Killing the Casino guy is something I took over from story mode whenever entering Vanilla Unicorn. That bouncer got a right hook every single time.

No matter who’s apartment or house your in ALWAYS hit the bong!

I once taught a level 1 player how to speed run the Cayo Perico setup,

Little Change to Rule 38: After you completed a heist with your friends, immediately yeet each other through the air with the atomizer

If anyone doesn’t know, the post op van drives fast uphill in reverse, it’s a little less boring too

TGG: "Trust Nobody"

I'm at a point in GTA online where I have everything I want with both of my characters.

This guy forgot to ALWAYS block the Ammonation doors when someone is inside. I love doing this.

I play exclusively in invite/crew these days and these rules have just naturally came to us.

Personal rule: If I see someone doing the work behind getting the buisness battle goods, I let them have it (either full loot or part of it depending on the BB). Nothing 's worse than being the one to go through all the effort of revealing/spawing the loot only for it to get nicked.

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I’ll be honest. Having my homing missiles on whilst flying around is how I got the signal jammers by just flying around and next thing I’m locking onto a building for no reason.