I swear Jackson's face moves when I'm not looking

Petition to unfreeze Jackson from his cryogenic chamber

@chadicusmaximus7437

4 жыл бұрын

Dex bruh honestly

@Donikin

4 жыл бұрын

signed

@chadicusmaximus7437

4 жыл бұрын

Symora why should I?

@conner3548

4 жыл бұрын

He's not frozen dumbass...He's just REALLY good at Vintriliquism.

@joshhitxoriginal9367

4 жыл бұрын

Jackson is trying to outdo all those “statues” you see on the pier or on bourbon street or something, so far he’s doing pretty good, he’s doubling up as a ventriloquist which is a potentially more budding career than being a “statue”.

If jackson is gonna be a still image, could it at least be a better one

@lillotusplays

4 жыл бұрын

Spreehox _ it rly doesnt matter

@artificialcolourzeee4647

4 жыл бұрын

bro yeah can it at least just be him smiling or looking really angry or smn lmao

@hcrc_

4 жыл бұрын

next podcast he should just mirror the image

@TheGoldDragon100

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like he's taking a pleasant shit

@OctoZombieMom

4 жыл бұрын

Or a GIF

God damn, Jackson just flexing is pokerface skills all through the podcast. What a mad lad.

@hathaway.1166

4 жыл бұрын

...or he just puts a picture of his face

@PoorPlyser

4 жыл бұрын

@@hathaway.1166 nah, he just has that good of a poker face

@bjornleon153

4 жыл бұрын

@Alan golden r/wooooosh

@TheSteelPickle

4 жыл бұрын

@@bjornleon153 point and laugh at the guy whooshing somebody

@lewisite2532

4 жыл бұрын

GROSSS!!! A REDDITOR !

The antique store joke was actually pretty good considering Charlie was like 6

@ImTheBluestBird

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, it’s really generic so he probably just heard it from his uncle or something. It’d make sense considering he didn’t know how to spell it

@wal2er862

4 жыл бұрын

bloosh what antique store? I only know of the Ant Leak store.

Strange how the Turkish man looks the whitest out of 3 white men

@renno2679

4 жыл бұрын

I want this man to beat me up

@Halesburg

4 жыл бұрын

I'm betting he's got a decent amount of Slavic in him.

@Squiddyyy

4 жыл бұрын

Is he biracial or are there pale Turkish people? I'm American so I know absolutely nothing of Turkish people besides Bald Bull from Punch Out!....

@perhapsahuman7213

4 жыл бұрын

@@Squiddyyy a lot of turkish people are ethnically pretty mixed

@Squiddyyy

4 жыл бұрын

@@perhapsahuman7213 Interesting. Ok then thank you.

Little does anyone know, Jackson is actually a genuine ventriloquist dummy, and the real Jackson is the chair.

"Nutty is a regular noodle" "nutty is a very unusual noodle"

@cheeseguy6238

4 жыл бұрын

@Benjamin Little and the progression of a masterfully woven storyline

Jackson didn’t even bat an eye... crazy.

@flavorice11

4 жыл бұрын

What a waste of a square.

@evilmoffintop6081

4 жыл бұрын

Barely even opens his mouth when he talks...what a chad of a man

@greekyoghurt2667

4 жыл бұрын

but he died and was replaced by a sound board controlled by kaya

@helio68

4 жыл бұрын

He won the staring contest

Why does everybody look live a star wars character

@EddieBurke

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew looks like a former crack addict.

@CTJ296

4 жыл бұрын

Kaya is like a Rogue Squadron professional pilot lol

@damageddarth6352

4 жыл бұрын

Jackson is Han Solo frozen in carbonite.

@KindaxPlankish

4 жыл бұрын

you really not wrong

@jordiejames3552

4 жыл бұрын

Bollywood starwars.

I've never watched the official podcast, but then I saw GG Allin and I had to click.

@lazaromurillo9212

4 жыл бұрын

Same. I fucking love GG

@SheelaNaGig

4 жыл бұрын

Lazaro Murillo he terrifies the shit out of me, but he makes some great fucking music. I really just wanted to hear their reaction to him.

@putridabomination

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@themumblebrapper

4 жыл бұрын

Same I love GG Allin

@lazaromurillo9212

4 жыл бұрын

@@SheelaNaGig I see GG as some really fucking exaggerated cartoon character or something. It's like hes not even real, like he's so fucked up you cant believe it.

Why has Jackson still not gotten a face cam? The noises this man makes gotta have good faces to back it up.

@smokecardboards

4 жыл бұрын

He records these at 2 am. His face looks fucked everytime

@UTO7

4 жыл бұрын

It's a live feed. Jackson is actually a statue and communicates through telepathy.

@jadenlobo8849

4 жыл бұрын

Preston Garvey Does another settlement need our help?

I swear Jackson hasn't moved in years.

43:39 is when they start talking about GG Allin btw

I wish for a day where jackson will turn on his camera

@l_shaun_bunds_l

4 жыл бұрын

Weasly Hills but then we would see him constantly in contortionist stretches with the goal of saving toilet paper

@weaslyhills4466

4 жыл бұрын

@@l_shaun_bunds_l true

@mr.joesterr5359

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean his camera is on he is just extremely still.

Jackson is making a nutty noodle of his own, I can see it in his face

I was at a skinny puppy show one time and this crust punk came over to hit on me while frontline assembly or haujobb were playing. He started talking to me about how he took shrooms while watching gg allin videos and gg's ghost came out of the screen. I was blazed and don't remember the conclusion to his story. But I remember his band was called dinosaur piss. So s/o to that guy.

@HarryToeface

4 жыл бұрын

You're super hot and have good taste in music, so what are you doing here? >

@dirtjumpdaily2584

4 жыл бұрын

Miss Anthropy it was gg Allen and the murder junkies

@missandry420

4 жыл бұрын

@@HarryToeface I love Charlie, Andrew, kaya, and the Australian one.

@missandry420

4 жыл бұрын

@@dirtjumpdaily2584 allin*

Jackson is the embodiment of Internet Explorer

@clawzx1195

4 жыл бұрын

Jackson | internet explorer Andrew | Microsoft edge Charlie | safari Kaya | chrome

@ricardo.i.i.i

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooooo

@bryanbarcelo5440

4 жыл бұрын

@@clawzx1195 Jackson - Internet Explorer Andrew - Opera Charlie - Microsoft Edge Kaya - DuckDuckGo fuck chrome

@Eomionis.Vow.

4 жыл бұрын

@@bryanbarcelo5440 why

@bryanbarcelo5440

4 жыл бұрын

@@Eomionis.Vow. it consumes too much ram for what it actually does

Allin's daughter Nico Ann Denault is actually doing pretty well thats really wholesome. she distanced herself from her family at an early age

Wow I love gg allin I can't believe he's getting this much recognition in 2020 cant wait to hear this episode

Jackson must’ve hit the worlds best blunt to be stoned for this many episodes

@headlesshunter8435

4 жыл бұрын

I see he got ahold of 420-J

You forgot to mention the song “expose yourself to kids” when he literally says “fuck the kids they can’t say no” or something along those lines.

@ferretyluv

Жыл бұрын

What an chad edgelord.

I actually have GG allin’s “expose yourself” album on CD, gg rules!

Man Jackson has great skill in staying perfectly still

@joshhitxoriginal9367

4 жыл бұрын

Knightmare little known fact about Jackson, worlds best ventriloquist

@sonnycassidy9128

4 жыл бұрын

I’m not sure if it’s a person

@Ian-hi5vz

4 жыл бұрын

Drax is probably jealous.

I am impressed with Jackson’s staring ability. Perhaps we shall duel?

@deported4190

4 жыл бұрын

If you could actually top that I’d pay you.

@justthomas2488

4 жыл бұрын

What do I do now 1h and 10min staring contest.

@hamboningmaster

4 жыл бұрын

@mr nom calm down edgelord

I looked up "gg allin gravesite" on google and on of the picture descriptions on google images was, "GG Allins gravesite desecrated with flowers and candles."

Imma be honest homie I unironically love GG’s music

Also his brother, Merle, plays still and is a pretty nice guy.

The guy at the top left looks like some kind of old French painting

GG did interviews with Jerry Springer and Jane Whitney, they’re worth a watch

There’s a documentary called hated about gg Allin from the director of Joker

@kjc.archive742

4 жыл бұрын

this nigga lives in a society pls don't direct the incells to gg

@DreadMew

4 жыл бұрын

@@kjc.archive742 incells don't watch the offical podcast.

Charlie, are you going to moisten me up, by making a moist meter on ‘Smiling Friends’.

I saw "#allinchallenge" trending on Twitter yesterday and was disappointed to find out it wasnt the GG Allin challenge.

To this day, I still can’t get over how epic that intro sting is.

Thank you so much for the upload! Great podcast

I was laughing so hard. This has to be My favorite podcast opening in a long time

Jackson's ventriloquist skills are amazing didn't even move his lips once!

Game Theory: Jackson is actually using a webcam but he's been replaced by a robot and so he doesn't have blink or open his mouth to talk because he has speakers built into his headphones

I grew up in the same town as ol' GG. My pre-school teacher told his grandparents to not let their grandson be named Jesus, but they had no luck in opposing it. And so it was.

I was JUST listening to his music! And now Charlie has a podcast talking about him. Crazy

@gavin6666

4 жыл бұрын

Same here, I was listening to Expose Yourself: The Singles hours ago.

I would never expect The Official Podcast to include a thumbnail with GG Allin ever. But now it's here.

These episodes help me so much through quarantine

@shanestudios7899

4 жыл бұрын

Same

Ive interviewed with GGs brother, Merle for my radioshow. He is the bassist of murder junkies. The band is still going on and was gonna go on tour before the COVID 19 outbreak. Dino still plays naked and the past 2 times I've seen them, a fight broke out, dino shoved drumsticks up his ass. I got it on video.

@count_drunkula_the_punkula

4 жыл бұрын

@Danny Dircio yeah dinos just the naked drummer, but their new singer, PP Duvay is a super nice guy, Merle too. (Political stances aside)

Jackson's face is the personification of the phrase "Hmm yes, quite"

Jackson’s permanent face of disappointment will always haunt this podcast

idk y it never recommends me your podcast I watch every single episode and I still have to look it up to watch it

“To just have prerecorded messages that people pay to listen to is just despicable” - Andrew Patreons: ...

@sombrerohero8793

4 жыл бұрын

As much as i like them sometimes they say stupid shit

@alexdale8705

4 жыл бұрын

They have pre-recorded patron messages?

@Saavedra765

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Dale bonus episodes I’m pretty sure

@ansonbracko7514

4 жыл бұрын

They aren’t a church tho

@Saavedra765

4 жыл бұрын

Anson Bracko duh, it was a joke

The last stand isn’t about the Crusades it’s about the 1527 sack of rome

Thank you for posting so often. Please take care of yourself

The lady on the church hotline sounds like Tree trunks from adventure time lol

Bless the chronicles of nutty noodle man

never seen an upload so early on my timeline

Jackson and Charlie need to update their silhouette pics lol

I really like Charlie’s stories. Perhaps they should introduce a podcast segment for him, we can call it... “Charlie’s Corner”

15:00 the survey part at the end of the call had me dyin'

I was just listening to some GG when I saw this in my notifications

Woah an episode of the Official Podcast not dedicated entirely about Coronavirus A rare sight

@bandawin18

4 жыл бұрын

*sight

@dylanblack8714

4 жыл бұрын

Muffin Man cheers man

@hcrc_

4 жыл бұрын

you're not wrong

Fr I didn't notice that Jackson's image was still until like 5 mins in the video😂😂

If I see one more comment about Jackson’s camera...

@tiagometallica007

4 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic dude

Hey Charlie, I recently delved into your content and I want to know if you can do your Twitch streams any earlier? So far, whenever you have streamed, the time has always been 2-4 a.m where I live. Thanks!

We now live in a world where the podcast comes out on youtube first

Yo wtf I was literally listening to GG Allin 2 days ago...y’all some mind readers

Imagine GG at this quarantine. What wonderful things would he do?

Good songs “When I Die” and “Shoot, Knife, Strangle, Beat and Crucify”

@themumblebrapper

4 жыл бұрын

Bored to Death is my favoritr GG Allin song

@FurAlleZeitOOze

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t forget “Abuse me (I want to die)”

@sotis1756

4 жыл бұрын

Bite it' is my favorite of his

@sdabgf5271

4 жыл бұрын

carmelita is my favorite

@SHADOW17018

4 жыл бұрын

"Expose yourself to kids"

Amazing how Jackson can talk without moving his lips. A true talent.

i hope to god i never have to battle jackson in a staring contest, that man doesn’t move for anybody

I haven’t listened to the full ep yet but why is this on KZread before Spotify and iTunes?

44:00 Gg allin talk

Dude GG ALLIN and JACK!!!! THIS IS SICK!!!

Jackson has inhuman record for holding his breath truly an art form in its own way

I'm not sure if it's my phone but the podcast comes earlier on KZread than it does on Spotify

God dammit Andrew, you forgot his best song "Expose yourself to kids"

Fight island is essentially that one bruce lee movie with Chuck Norris

I could listen to the boys for hours and as a matter of fact, I do

I can smell the weed through the screen

*insert comment about jackson not moving/blinking*

I find it rather funny how people subscribe and turn on post notifications just to dislike the video

jackson look like he secretly analyzing the entire podcast at a quantum computing level

You upload so much now, you uploaded 3 videos today

Jackson hasn't moved a muscle in 2 weeks! Talent!

You guys should coordinate the intro before starting lol

GG Allin : Bringing the danger back in Rock n Roll.

Jackson is super good at not moving, blinking, and scratching

Only Charlie can write a high school paper about nuts and appendices and still be funny.

I always wondered what happened post podcast. Do they all just hang up or do they talk for a bit more. I guess I’ll have to get their patrion then

Never saw hugbees without sunglasses 😮

I will be a guest on this podcast and meet all of you guys one day!! See you all then

I was in a punk band that opened up for The Murder Junkies last year (yes they’re still around lol.) They were playing in amityville, NY, a town close to mine. The bass player was selling gg allin merch to afford his drug addiction.

@eddiem5997

4 жыл бұрын

That's gg's brother Merle.

I’m disappointed that he called last stand “the crusade song” even though it’s not even about that lol

I had to pause this at 07:46. I can't stop laughing! This is so funny! Tears are just pouring out and I need Kleenex!

Noodle Man is the epitome of badass

Has nothing to do with the podcast but did Charlie ever hear about Brian Cooper from LivePD being shot multiple times point blank with a shotgun?

Oh god gg allin I remember hearing about that guy in high school

(Warning, Tiger king spoilers) I think it's hard to talk about the cult-like conditions in the zoos mentioned Tiger King without mentioning Doc Antle. Dude literally took barely legal girls, made them change their names, cut off all contact with their families, picked out what they wore, what they ate, made them get plastic surgeries, made them work for practically free, made then sleep with him in order to get promoted, and most of all said "You can leave if you want" when they're in the middle of nowhere and those girls would have no money and nowhere else to go. Also did I mention he euthanized baby tigers?

FUCK YEAH GG ALLIN, I’M SO HAPPY THAT YOU KNOW HIM

I want Charlie to write a reboot of nutty noodleman just to see where it will go now for noodleland.

I see everything is still in place

Umm did Jackson transcend or something like why is he in a trance throughout the whole podcast 😂

@TAKEYOURCREATINE

4 жыл бұрын

Jackson has transcended the need for movement.

Thanks for the funny content keep it up

I can't tell if I've watched this episode before or not because Kaya still doesn't know who Bernie Madoff is