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i don't wanna work, i just wanna bang on my mug all day - me every time i have to go into the office
Here's some of the best moments of The Office just... giving up. Whether it's Michael's pretzel day nap, the entire Hilary Swank debate or everyone trying to beat the speedometer, it's here. Did we miss your favourite moment? Let us know in the comments!
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You could put 99% of the entire show in this compilation
@DrArku
Жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment that it would be easier to fit all the scenes where they actually work into a single, 10-minute video.
@garlandledger
Жыл бұрын
Imagine if they did actually work, just how MORE profitable that branch would have been 😅. They were the best half assing it 😂
@hermiona1147
Жыл бұрын
Yeah for the show about the office they do a shockingly low amount of work lol
@buttsauce123
Жыл бұрын
@@garlandledger paper sells itself as we all know
@Sough
Жыл бұрын
Too bad too. When it was only Michael not working it had the stakes of making them more likely to be downsized. When they finally got a break from a lame job it was a special occasion like office olympics. Later on it was just anyone can do whatever they want all the time. Kind of fun, but absolutely no Stakes
Felt so good to hear Jim tell Angela “no one cares” lol
@lexera
Жыл бұрын
best clip
@resurection96
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Sierra-mn5ye
Жыл бұрын
I forgot about this clip until it came up😂😂
@bee-ks8ly
Жыл бұрын
I think that’s to get back on her after she broke Dwight’s heart
@Joeyczhu
Жыл бұрын
@@bee-ks8ly yes for dwight and andy
Stanley walking fast for a pretzel is what I strive to be every day
@Undivided_X
Жыл бұрын
I wonder why Kevin did not care for a pretzel.
@batgurrl
Жыл бұрын
Stanley’s love of Pretzel day is EPIC Yes👍🏻
@Genny-Zee
Жыл бұрын
I don’t need to strive for it, I am Stanley every hour of the day
@somevigilantewithagrudge4383
Жыл бұрын
You strive to be a black man excited once a year for free unhealthy food?
@dominques.c.4237
Жыл бұрын
thats walking fast?
“Erin HR is a joke..I can’t do anything about anything” The defeat in his voice😂
@Sierra-mn5ye
Жыл бұрын
Poor Toby😂😂
@seanA416
11 ай бұрын
@@Sierra-mn5yemakes a grown man cry
Michael falling asleep after eating a family sized chicken pot pie is still one of my favorite moments. 😂
@hxrvywrld
Жыл бұрын
i couldn’t stop thinking about this when i saw the pretzel scene pop up.
@hilda15betty
Жыл бұрын
Wish we could do that to our boss 🤣
The incentive cap thing is 100% accurate. Why work if you aren't getting payed for it
Jim reaching his commission cap and wasting time reached it’s epitome with Creed’s inexplicable how long can you hold your pretty little breath for😂
@kebertxela941
Жыл бұрын
He was going to offer him a job recovering his stolen goods from the bottom of a well.
@batgurrl
Жыл бұрын
@@kebertxela941 omg👍🏻😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@PeterCaptainObvious
Жыл бұрын
Being real tho I'd be the exact same as Jim if I met a commission cap.
@SamanthaHenderson1
Жыл бұрын
If Creed can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What is he working toward?
@therealthreadkilla
Жыл бұрын
Just hand off all your sales to Pam. Problem solved but spoils the episode.
« Is this job really about the money for you Jim? » yes. That’s every job.
@Xxrocknrollgod
Жыл бұрын
Most jobs *
The best part of the second life part is that he is still the assistant to the regional manager and not regional manager
@nicolasneal204
Жыл бұрын
No the best part was when he got so into the game he has his character create a second life game to play as well
@masielaviles9477
Жыл бұрын
The best part was Dwight saying "...it doesn't have winners or losers." And Jim replies "Oh it has losers." 😂😂😂
@JeremiahLOsborne
Жыл бұрын
But he can fly.
6:03 I love how Oscar gives a scientific lecture for something so trivial.😂
@elmoe01
Жыл бұрын
And the look on Jim's face! 😲😂
@hedgehog1965uk
Жыл бұрын
The hotness of women is not trivial 🤨
@tacoclaus8168
Жыл бұрын
This man did the research
Michaels face when the guy lists all the pretzel toppings. Lol I can’t. 😂 it gets me everytime. That’s the best part about this show, it never doesn’t make me laugh.
@paytonlott5183
Жыл бұрын
the best part is that Michael told pam he liked it a super specific way right before that
@chriscollins9298
Жыл бұрын
I thought the guy behind him was gonna do something cause of his facial expressions
@MentionDav3
Жыл бұрын
It’s the anxiety of forgetting one 😂
The transition at 4:17 was CLEAN
@MaalyB26
Жыл бұрын
I clicked the timestamp and got an unskippable AD immediately 😒
@sswaaayzeeee3786
Жыл бұрын
@@MaalyB26 😂😂😂😂
@keiishine
Жыл бұрын
@@MaalyB26 me tooo
Jim doing the most goofing off and still being the first one to reach the commission cap is just goals, be so good at your job that you barely have to do it to be the best
“I’m not voting” “No one cares” 5:25 💀💀
@domydomy6668
Жыл бұрын
Because nobody cares about Angela’s Opinions
@poutinedavid8937
Жыл бұрын
Jim to the Karens and feminists be like
@DanielDLG
Жыл бұрын
5:25
@dylancruz9410
Жыл бұрын
Zero hesitation from my boy lmao. Went straight for the kill
@Man-mf5wz
2 ай бұрын
@@poutinedavid8937💀💀💀
jim saying "no one cares" to angela was PRICELESS
@Anonymous-ru2vg
Жыл бұрын
Also the scene of , “NO BODY ASKED YOU!” 😂
@alexgiron2105
Жыл бұрын
Honestly they should of made more of him and Angela fighting more
3:05 Pretty sure Creed was looking to recruit Jim for some dangerous, criminal scuba mission.
@EtwasMartin
Жыл бұрын
...cause if Creed can't scuba, what's all this been about?
@moi-sp7or
11 ай бұрын
😮😅yeah 👍
@KatieBeanz4eva
9 ай бұрын
He's after the Loch Ness Monster.... Jim would be able to use his long arms in the caves...
Kevin is definitely a genius 😂 “A painting can be beautiful but I don’t wanna bang it” 🤣🤣
@INTJ_5w4
Жыл бұрын
That was a great explanation on his part.
"I'm not voting" "No one cares" lmfao
"the office doing absolutely no work"? How is this only 8 minutes? "Sir, there has been a murder and you are a sus-paykt"
To be honest Micheal is really smart. Watching a movie would also freshen everyone up. We need breaks like that time to time lol. Also gives people a reason to go to work.
Jim’s face when Oscar pulls out the symmetry chart lmaooo
"Hi Jan, hope you brought the milk duds" is one of the funniest lines. His delivery and her facial expression are perfect
I always wondered why Kevin didn’t get excited for the pretzels lol
@DPlusStudents
Жыл бұрын
Saving room for the chili he’s had slow cooking
@nthgth
Жыл бұрын
Some people don't have much of a sweet tooth (myself included). Then again - Kevin's the one who plays "how many M&M's can you fit in your mouth" so 🤷🏻♂️
@ShadowSlayer1441
Жыл бұрын
@@nthgth I prefer salted soft pretzels. (Kevin could be the same way.)
@nthgth
Жыл бұрын
@@ShadowSlayer1441 true, now that you mentioned it, I don't remember the pretzel guy mentioning salt as one of the toppings.. kind of a big omission
@ChessieChess
3 ай бұрын
@@nthgththat’s because Michael asked if there was a “sweet pretzel” left. The toppings were for just for that
When Toby admits that his department is practically useless! Hahahahaha
"the office doing absolutely no work" - shows Pam picking up a call and Kevin calculating comission caps
That’s always every adults dream absolutely doing nothing
@lrrfromomicronpersei8230
Жыл бұрын
I’ve had a job like that. It’s actually boring and mind numbing. It’s the worst. Fun at the beginning but awful after a while
@XMysticHerox
Жыл бұрын
@@lrrfromomicronpersei8230 The trick is to do 70 to 80% of the work you could do.
@lrrfromomicronpersei8230
Жыл бұрын
@@XMysticHerox oh I had no problem doing the work. I had a problem stretching out the work. One of the companies I worked for had a tv right in front me. So I pretty much got paid to answer phones and watch tv. And the GM would take naps in his office when things were slow
@poutinedavid8937
Жыл бұрын
That's every KID'S dream of a job. Like being a cat or a dog, just doing nothing all day. It is INCREDIBLY BORING to know that you are BETTER than... being paid to do nothing. If you don't enjoy your job? Sure.Not doing anything sounds like a dream. How does doing NOTHING at a job you DON'T want to be at make it better for you? I'd rather have 40+ things to do at work, because that keeps my eyes off the clock. Instead of: "Ugh. One thirty. Now it's one thirty three. Now it's 2pm. Only three more hours to go! Now it's 2:45. What else can't I do?" Time goes by so much slower when you're focused on how much you don't want to be at work.
@lrrfromomicronpersei8230
Жыл бұрын
@@poutinedavid8937 I loved being at work. I loved doing what I do. I just hated the slow pace. I couldn’t take it. I did 2 weeks worth of stuff in one day. I started playing pranks but it did nothing bc it was so slow in the end it ran out of things to do. The warehouses caught on to the pranks. They started playing pranks on me. So we pretty much were paid to play pranks. For some people it’s okay but for me personally I couldn’t take it. I love being busy I love having challenged. On one of my pranks I crawled into my ceiling to drill a hole with a water balloon to make it seem that that the ceiling was dripping.
Michael's face when listening to the list of toppings is classic, like a kid in a candy store.
"Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work." F*ckin' A, Peter Man
"That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.” -Peter Gibbons, Office Space
Dwight talking about his second life game and Jim saying, “Oh it has losers”😂😂
@adityaganjoomech
9 ай бұрын
Now I get it!
0:14 Me when I’m about to go on break & a customer tries to get my attention.
@happiness4812
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I--don’t wanna work, I just wanna bang on this mug all day.”
0:09 *Stanley:* "It is Pretzel Day... Time to *UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE PYRAMID!* * _walk booster activates_ *
@happiness4812
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:49 That Kevin giggling kills me 😂😂😂
This whole video could have just been Creed's whole working career.
@TheMasterQuests
Жыл бұрын
Something I strive to replicate
4:32 "Oh, it has losers" 🤣🤣 Such a Seinfeld reply!
The repeating "When I discovered youtube, I didn't work" makes me feel personally attacked. *Looks at the clock* I suppose I will work for the last 56 minutes of my shift.
There's one part of this where Dwight talks about his game. I was feeling what he was saying. When he said that everything was the same - except he could fly. That.changes.everything.
Why are there 2 of the same scene at the end? 😂
God Ryan is the actual worst but knowing a Ryan is so relatable
The only time they actually worked was when Andy told them, he will get tattooed
4:36 when you realize that Dwight was years ahead of the metaverse.
Toby’s absolute despair in his tone gets me everytime 3:25
why did i think michael was doing cocaine in the thumbnail
I have no idea how Dunder Mifflin stays in business with such little work being done
@amon8977
6 ай бұрын
Jim and Dwight are the best salesmen in Scranton. Look at the clip in the video about Jim hitting the incentive cap. He barely does work in the series yet he's so good with it. Dwight is just Dwight.
They were always celebrating something 🤣
I wish every worker was like the pretzel guy.
me at the office doing absolutely no work watching this
ok but good job to the pretzel guy actor for listing 18 toppings in one saying
This happened at my work. They took away our yearly bonuses and wonder why people are not working hard anymore.
@lydiaanderson505
Жыл бұрын
@David How are you doing today.? Hope you’re doing good
Angela: I'm not voting Jim: No one cares
Look all imma say is I would look like Stanley too if I heard my employer’s landlord was bringing in customisable soft pretzels
“Hey Jan! Hope you brought the milk duds” 🥴😃
still funny after 100 times watching🤣🤣🤣
*Yet somehow they are always the most profitable branch :DD*
@captainphoenix
Жыл бұрын
Because Jim, Dwight, and Michael are actually insanely good salesmen. Seriously, Jim hit his commission cap - which NO ONE in the real world hits - and did it with WEEKS to spare. And the show makes repeatedly clear that Michael is even better, and that Dwight is at least as capable. Plus Oscar and Angela are actually genuinely excellent bookkeepers (seriously, no one would have had an entire accounting team spend an entire day on a $5,000 accounting error in a business that probably ships hundreds of thousand of dollars of product _in one day_ ), and the shipping guys are repeatedly demonstrated to be incredibly efficient, even relative to the other branches.
"It's not as fun if I'm not blowing off work" Summary of the entire video. Amen.
I am watching this in my office right now.
@happiness4812
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
"Is this job really about "the money" for you?" Is my performance really about the work I do?
The pretzel scene is literally my work with a food truck once a week. Feel bad watching them only ever get excited in life for a steak and cheese on a Wednesday lol
@AYVYN
Жыл бұрын
If my employees got that excited for food, I would just buy it for them lmao
@gandalf8216
Жыл бұрын
In the end, it's the little things, right?
Bro that one guy making all of those pretzels😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:05 Oscar speaking in the nonsense 😅
I always assumed that Dwight played second life on his break
“I’m not voting” “No one cares” So underrated 🤣
@flamealchemist546
Жыл бұрын
Yes so underrated that it’s been mentioned in only a third of the comments in this section
"Exactly everything was the same except I could fly "😂
It's like what I try and do at my job
When I discovered the office, I didn't work for 3 months
@msatxgault560
Жыл бұрын
Y
3:00 Creed - How long can you reach with those lovely long arms of yours? Did The Office predict John Krasinski would become Mister Fantastic with that line?
5:25 how Jim ignores Angela ... 🔥😂😂
I'm at the exact same position Jim is...and I kinda like it tbh
1:00 when Trump was 50 yo
I’m watching this while at work
“A painting can be beautiful, but I don’t wanna bang a painting.” I almost pissed my pants on that one! 🤣🤣🤣
This whole compilation could have just been Stanly and Michael lol
Let’s be real. If they actually included all the moments, this video would be over an hour long😭
"A painting can be beautiful...But I don't want to bang a painting." I'm dead.
"Hi Jan! Hope you got the Milk Duds!" 🤣
When I discovered youtube, I didn't work for 8 years. I must have watched clips of The Office a million times. This year will be my 9th.
I want one of those the works pretzels
I'd like to work there
"I don't wanna work. I just wanna bang on this mug all day."
Okay Jim reached his commission cap and he could’ve used his extra time to help his wife pushing her sales or like helping her… I mean after all any advice or tips would help both of them financially $
I love that michael was happy with the pretzel
In theory, by having so much team building and stress relieving meetings, productivity should continue growing. Which makes sense given later their branch was the only successful one.
"Oh! got one" lmao imagine being respected this little....as a manager
IIIIII Don’t wanna work. I just wanna bang on this mug all day. 😂
"A painting can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a painting" -Malone, Kevin
@7:22 genius hahaha
Japanese offices are exactly like this. They dont care if you just sit there all day as long as you "work" which is just stay late and dont go home early they commend you lol. "Work" is so subjective.
@Crouton-
Жыл бұрын
That is an issue
6:07 is gold
Why didn't Jim just help increase pams income when he had the cap
@captainphoenix
Жыл бұрын
I always wondered that. Having worked in sales, it's easy as hell to make the actual sale entirely yourself and then just fudge the clerical so someone else gets credit. Especially odd, too, given that "commission caps" are usually ludicrously high.
I'm watching this at work since I have nothing to do...
I have had to deal with offices like that. The DMV is well known for it's unmatched inefficiency in the US, but trust me, the international competition is fierce, any goverment institution in any southern european country would give them a run for their money... Try to get a permit in Spain, register an adress in Greece, get a licence for anything in Italy......
The first 5 seconds of this video is too relatable
Best part is that Dwight never said anything about Jim and Pam for PDA.
6:08 Me when I forget to do something my mom told me to do
I can honestly say I’d love to see Ted and Elroy on the show. They sound like they would fit right in I’d also love to have Michael for a manager 😅
....which is everyday at the office 😅
Movie Monday sounds great
Angela - I'm not voting Jim - no one cares 😂😂😂😂😂
3:35 , HE’S the reason the company is going under with the fraud lol