My electrician codebook is worded like this

@sgt.thundercok4704

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! Electricians are an uptight bunch though. Keeps you alive, I guess.

@asmolbean9300

2 жыл бұрын

@@sgt.thundercok4704 big Clive disagrees

@hachi666roku

2 жыл бұрын

*Amen*

@riptide8562

2 жыл бұрын

@@sgt.thundercok4704 hi apprentice electrician here. It is a person by person basis. You get good people that just want to see a young, enthusiastic “go getter” succeed and do a good job. On the other end you can get hardass that have the mentality of do a good job or get the hell out of my sight. My experience is most people in construction that are on the same job site for more than a few days tend to be hard workers who are dedicated to their trade and work hard. They may not love what they do but they certainly don’t dislike it. They tend to crack jokes a lot and screw with each other as work can get pretty dull but still stay professional and get their work done. Their usually is a bit of “targeting” towards apprentices but for my experience it just sarcastically screwing with you.

@The0Stroy

2 жыл бұрын

Adeptus Mechanicus vibes

“And the Lord grinned and the people did feast on lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals…”

@donjezza

2 жыл бұрын

and fruit bats

@crypastesomemore8348

2 жыл бұрын

No

@buca9696

2 жыл бұрын

Skip a bit brother

@351cleavland

2 жыл бұрын

@@crypastesomemore8348 Please?!? Just a little bit of fruit bat?????

@blackbird5634

2 жыл бұрын

@@351cleavland And THEN you must cut down the largest tree in the forest Wiiiiiiith....a herring!

This sounds like something I would write on a 5000 word required essay to make it longer.

@HonnePerkele

2 жыл бұрын

There's the comment

@jplayzow

2 жыл бұрын

5000 no more no less

@somegirl558

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@somegirl558

2 жыл бұрын

1. the HOLY pin 2. no more, no less.. golds .

@jk-gb4et

2 жыл бұрын

@@jplayzow 5001 thou shalt not count neither count out 4999 excepting that thou then proceed to 5000.

I love how sincere Idle looks throughout the whole thing.

@moshfists

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, quite pious. 😂

@jenniwhittle5688

2 жыл бұрын

I was just going to say that. He has the ultimate priestly look

@deltanovember1672

2 жыл бұрын

He’s perfected that pious look holy men employ.

@tranqle73

2 жыл бұрын

He does tell him to skip a bit, though.

0:27 Eric Idle’s subtle yet impassioned shake of the head when “five” is mentioned… 😂

@Bob3D2000

2 жыл бұрын

I've watched this film I don't know how many times and I've never noticed that. Brilliant!

I guess 3 really is a magical number. No more, no less!

@mikegeiler2347

2 жыл бұрын

Five is right out!

@etiennepesce546

2 жыл бұрын

You don't have to guess !

@austin-ee4tp

2 жыл бұрын

@@etiennepesce546 if its three you can see its a magic number

@planetdisco4821

2 жыл бұрын

De La Soul had it riiiight….😜

@chs9999

2 жыл бұрын

@@austin-ee4tp you can see if it's three it's a magic number

I watched this clip three times, no more, no less ...

@JO-kp6lk

2 жыл бұрын

And so, the number of the viewing was three, having proceeded from two, ....then? Good show!

@VolunteerFan07

2 жыл бұрын

I wish I could like this 3 times.

@1johnnygunn

2 жыл бұрын

@@VolunteerFan07 thou shalt.

@DR---

2 жыл бұрын

@@VolunteerFan07 you can. Unlike it so you can like it again. And repeat until the number of times you liked it is 3 no more no less. That is what I did.

@jasperfk

2 жыл бұрын

5 is right out!

"And Attila raised the hand grenade and said, 'Oh, Lord, please bless this, thy hand grenade, with which thou might blow thine enemies into tiny bits, in thy mercy'".

@punkydamonkey989

2 жыл бұрын

Gets sniped

@davidcockayne3381

2 жыл бұрын

In thy mercy. Yes, indeed.

@bdavis7801

2 жыл бұрын

That's my favorite part 🤣

@CorePathway

2 жыл бұрын

That is Christianity, nay, all of Abrahamic religion, in a nutshell. Merciful death-dealing violence.

@smc1942

2 жыл бұрын

Amen!

One, Two, FIVE! "Three sir!" "THREE!"

@brennanvilcheck9469

2 жыл бұрын

*angelic choir as hand grenade flys through air*

@MLaak86

2 жыл бұрын

By which point you'd think it should have exploded and killed all of them.

“5 is right out!” always get a laugh out if me

🤔 Basically sums up my lessons to my students-especially the students’ response: “One…two…. Five!”

@presidentofallfoodnice8113

2 жыл бұрын

Are you a teacher?

@JustinStender

2 жыл бұрын

Five is right out!

@jayandrews4807

2 жыл бұрын

This is when you tell us your students are 16-17

@DrEvil-hu1fi

2 жыл бұрын

Three sir!!

@kaig.-s.1040

2 жыл бұрын

@@DrEvil-hu1fi I see, there is hope in the comment section.

I used this the other day when a music student kept coming in early. There were three beats in the accompaniment, just count to 3 dammit!

I have decided this in my top THREE favorite movies of all time, and this scene makes me laugh cry. I have shown it to other people and they don’t find it nearly as hilarious as I do, but I think it’s comedy gold.

A few years ago, I was in a doctor's office and he was giving me four ibuprofen pills. When I told him sounded like a lot to me, he told me (and I'm paraphrasing, but this is more or less how he said it) "No, this is the right amount for someone your size. One's not enough. Two still isn't enough. Three is good, but still not enough, so four is right." And without pausing I just said "And five is right out." Got a good laugh out of him. XD

@andrewcampbell1

2 жыл бұрын

lol 😅

@minigrande1939

2 жыл бұрын

You have not learnt have you you don't have four you have three and a third of three

I did this scene as a monologue in Drama class, it worked really well

@jakeread9668

2 жыл бұрын

@Richard Wilson Indeed

@galengness5965

2 жыл бұрын

Dayum

@smc1942

2 жыл бұрын

MANY years ago, when I was still in highschool.... In my English class, right after lunch I was chosen to write a sentence on the chalkboard (yep! I'm that old!) and diagram it. Borrowing a quote from the movie "Yellowbeard" (yep! 1984!) I wrote... _"If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that learning stuff never taught me anything."_ By the time I finished writing it, my Teacher was laughing so hard, she told me to sit down. I got my 100% for the day, without having to diagram it. She was having a terrible day up to that point. That gave her a great laugh! She later told me it changed her entire day, because she kept thinking about it, and laughing. Monty Python IS a cure for bad days!!!😁

This is the cleanest clip I've ever seen of this film

@Cjnw

2 жыл бұрын

Chris Hansen wants to know your location… literally! #CleanestBestPleasure #TCAP #DatelineNBC

@rollomaughfling380

2 жыл бұрын

Should probably get out more.

I remember this from Basic Training....five is right out.

@JO-kp6lk

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed, five would have been "Right out", literally and figuratively!

@awaytosleep5762

2 жыл бұрын

Amen 🙏

@DementedCaver

2 жыл бұрын

Remember boys and girls, once you pull the pin Mr. Holy Hand Gernade is no longer your friend.

When instructing the recruits as a corporal in 1980 in the Swiss Army, I used such a monologue to make then understand the need to count to three. Years later the instructor who followed the scene still remembered the episode giggling

Palin has such great delivery with bits like this

“How to write an essay with a too-high word count.”

"And blow thy enemies into tiny bits ..in thy mercy" - that's my fav

Somewhere Palin says he modelled this on all the church of england vicars whose bible reading he had to endure as a kid.

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

@Gummmmy

2 жыл бұрын

Michael Palin is one of my favorites.

I've watched this five times. "Three times." Three times.

Valve: *nervous sweating*

@bartkoppens5460

2 жыл бұрын

Gabe: Let's bring out HL5

@hellothere2808

2 жыл бұрын

Half life 1, Half life 2, Half life Alyx! Half life 3, sire No.

@mho...

2 жыл бұрын

damn yeah, that cuts deep! but its not only valve! FreeSpace3,Battlezone3,Portal3,Black&White3 & so on & on, where never made either =/

@noabsolutelynot3660

2 жыл бұрын

@@mho... portal is valve.

@mho...

2 жыл бұрын

@@noabsolutelynot3660 pff tzz yeah no shit

Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two... excepting that thou then proceed to three.

@eyeshandy

4 ай бұрын

That's even better than five is right out to me

The thing you'll learn in life that someone will read instructions like this and still manage to count to 5.

@PrayForTanqueray

2 жыл бұрын

I mean that's even the punchline following this. Arthur actually miscounts to 5.

Five… is right out!

Teacher: Students: What number do we count to?

….and the Lord did grin..

The deliver of “5 is right out” kills me every single time lol

One of the funniest scenes in the movie.

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

@jamesbrice3267

2 жыл бұрын

"Naughty in my sight". It's a very important line, not unlike "I knew him, Horatio".

@jonathanchan7896

2 жыл бұрын

Amen

@sakesaurus

2 жыл бұрын

nah man

Yoda in an alternate universe: Always three there are, no more, no less.

"Who, being not in my sight, shall snuff it". Need to remember that for later.

@WesaTwoRivers

2 жыл бұрын

…being naughty in my sight.

Every run I do of new Vegas I make a b-line to where the three holy hand grenades are stashed.

@Rick-jf2ig

2 жыл бұрын

and promptly die from the ghouls?

@KingLich451

2 жыл бұрын

there are holy grenades in new vegas?? Where?

what a beautiful prayer.

I love that the english auto subtitles interprets ”amen” as ”nah man”.

When my D&D party sends my Ilmater's monk and his minions on a mission.

Too funny!!! Thank you.

to this day, anytime I have 5 of anything I think, 5 is right out.

@col4574

Жыл бұрын

Well,its like spoonfuls of sugar in your tea.

'Five...is RIGHT out!' ☮

"5 is right out." Just the stupidity of this and the timing and Palin's voice kills me every time.

Instructions: And the lord spake, saying: First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number that thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naught in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen.

Only a holy grenade of this level could slaughter the legendary Esquilax. The horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.

@moshfists

2 жыл бұрын

And don't forget those big, nasty teeth! 😂

I tried to watch this 5 times, but I was right out of it.

I remember back when the movie came out reciting that in the army with practice grenades.

great comedians... and great actors as well

And all of this is so that King Arthur won't count to five, again. Didn't work, but the grenade still did

"One... two... five!"

One thing that people always never point out is the fact that this whole group of monks has apparently been following them the whole time until now, but we didn't see them. They were invisible it seems :=)

@kptmaci4979

2 жыл бұрын

They are summoned when they are needed, like computer tutorial for the grenade. No one points it out because its obvious - its supposed to be ridicolous that they appear out of knowhere, in the middle of knowhere, exactly when they are needed xD

I like how the youtube autogenerated captions capitalize Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Valve clearly took this lesson to heart and is avoiding getting to that number

@drdca8263

2 жыл бұрын

But “Neither shall you count to two, excepting that thou then poceedeth to three”

@luvr381

2 жыл бұрын

Huh?

This comment section isn't dead. It's resting.

@kinglearisdead

2 жыл бұрын

No it's not.

The part that always knocks me out is “5 is right out”.

My Grandfather fought in the North Africa campaign with the NZ Division. At one point what was left of his company (Say 100-150 originally) had 1 grenade between them. I kinda think this is how the permission process to throw that grenade went at the time.

Never gets old!

Soon after the counting to 3 became a moot point as Arthur had enough time to screw up counting, be corrected & try again before lobbing the Holy Hand Grenade & it didn't blow him up.

any teacher in a nutshell

Gave Newell is shaking in his boots.

Right. One, Two, Five!

I always watch this when I'm preparing for a worms match, tis a right of passage.

0:27 "5 is right out!"

Basically every physics book...

They really got the redundancy of the bible down pat

@tomb7545

2 жыл бұрын

nope just mocking its literary style

@Integritys_Sum

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomb7545 eh. Both.

@vfaulkon

2 жыл бұрын

And so A begat B, who then begat C, who in turn begat D, who then thusly did beget E--- "JUST SAY TIME PASSED HOLY SHIT" ....and that's why I'm not allowed in church anymore.

@luciebaltunis1189

2 жыл бұрын

@@vfaulkon its funny because to the ancient hebrews that was what was beautiful about it lol. "parallelism" (basically repeating the same thing twice) was like the cornerstone of their poetry, they didnt rhyme or have poetic meter or anything even

@vfaulkon

2 жыл бұрын

@@luciebaltunis1189 Really? I had no idea. Huh. Guess the beauty is lost in translation. ^_^

40k techpriest vibes

@tsukishiro70

2 жыл бұрын

Where do you think that Games Workshop got their ideas from, eh?

My favorite bit in the movie. I look forward to it every time!

Sometimes when I hear a bible reading I think of this!😂👍

@LeeDon76

2 жыл бұрын

I think of ‘skip a bit brother’

5 is right out!

This is how the mornings of Valve employees start, only it's up to 2.

Amen.

this i more or less what you were subjected to in mass all those year ago. love monty python

"Amen" Automatic subtitles: "Nah man"

@moshfists

2 жыл бұрын

Does it really? 😂

If the holey grenade be made of granite, thou shall not grin it.

"5 is right out!"

There's a reason for such lengthy explanations and why the Claymore Mine has FACE THIS SIDE TOWARD ENEMY despite its obvious curve... LOL... Monty Python RULES...

@gawainethefirst

2 жыл бұрын

Pvt Schmuckitelli. He’s the reason why.

Wished we had this kind of comedy still

@henrikcarlsen1881

2 жыл бұрын

Nooo, we got standup comedy!! Guess we have been naughty in his sight and punished us.

@kejiri3593

2 жыл бұрын

You have to make it. Complaining doesnt bring it : D. See if you have material and just do it

@Kris.G

2 жыл бұрын

@@kejiri3593 what a stupid response. Not everybody is a comedian.

I gotta wonder how many times they had to retake this scene before everyone could keep from laughing. 😂

@moshfists

2 жыл бұрын

3

@johnw2026

2 жыл бұрын

@@moshfists ah, of course. Not 4, nor 5. Not 2, unless followed by 3. Got it! 👍

Lets hope they didnt pull the safety spring while listening to that instruction. 💥

His voice on the verge of break down makes it much better XD

"One, Two, Five" "Three sir!"

The level of antihumor, I love it

I love this reference in Noita!

Five is right out! Lol

Instructions unclear. Counted to infinity

I can't tell if it is better or worse, only that they will not follow it either way.

Praise be the Emperor of Man

Were the instructions written out of fear they would be sued?

1 2 5!!!

@ricstormwolf

2 жыл бұрын

Three, sir! 😂

@chpsilva

2 жыл бұрын

Ni!

@makondan277

2 жыл бұрын

@@chpsilva no not the knight who say Ni!

Love the subtitles: "Nah man, nah man".

Arthur: "Right! One, two, five!" Patsy: "Three, sir." Arthur: "THREE!"

Didn't know that Jesus Christ was a Arithmetic professor. -Biggus Dickus, Comissar of the Roman 13th infantry

Genius.

Five is RIGHT OUT! LOL😂

When there was nothing else to watch on TV.

And thats how Computer engineers Code

This movie was done with 100 000 bucks and is better than 90% of these 100 million dollar movies today

When you’re trying to reach 1,000 words on your essay.

Ah that's a gem!

Boss: "Your report must be a page long." Me when I have half a page: