“I’m not trying to boast but... I’m dead” poetic timing at it’s worst

@chaim1842

3 жыл бұрын

*Best. Poetic timing at its best

@anantjoshi8750

3 жыл бұрын

chai M ytyu yut

@anantjoshi8750

3 жыл бұрын

chai M ytyu yutu

@anantjoshi8750

3 жыл бұрын

chai M y tyyyyy u ur own yo

'And we had her put down' Not really pulling punches here, and I'm all for it. Mine that baby for content.

@TheNecromorphkiller

3 жыл бұрын

truly one of the funniest fucking openings to an nlss i've ever experienced. i only wish josh had been here

@moomooclown

3 жыл бұрын

That was a pogged intro

Imagine Luna stumbling upon this episode and hearing her dad having her go to the "baby veterinarian" and "having her put down"

@thewayoflife2253

3 жыл бұрын

Or his dirty joke video he made forever ago

@austinvanderveer213

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewayoflife2253 I guarantee you, 100%, as soon as she has an online presence she's gonna have that linked to her all the time.

@slightlydumbfounded1229

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewayoflife2253 can I get the link?

@castafiorept7309

3 жыл бұрын

@@austinvanderveer213 this is why Ryan's not gonna let her have internet access until she's 22

2:08:21 Excuse me streamer but the correct answer is indeed franken-sense, the ability to sense frankenstein

I've been subscribed to you for over 6 years now. It's incredible to see the change from where you were to now streaming with some of the most influential people out there and starting a family. Wish you nothing but the best and a happy birthday!

Embr and Jacky are truly S++++ docket tier. Let's goooo. + Happy Birthday eggman.

@mylesthompson4485

3 жыл бұрын

This is truly the best docket I've seen in some days

So weird fun fact, but regarding the European egg thing @47:00 minutes eggs can be kept at room temperature and remain safe for consumption so long as they have never previously been chilled. Once you chill eggs they can no longer be kept safe to eat at room temperature due to the condensation that forms on their shells when they warm up. That condensation forms a perfect microbial breeding ground and as the egg warms up its shell expands ever so slightly, allowing the microbes entry into the egg itself.

46:58 The reason we can leave our eggs out in the kitchen is because they aren't washed in chlorine or whatever, so the shells aren't all soft, and they don't need refrigerated. Plain eggs can last a month (maybe more? I haven't tried) out in the open as long as you turn them over 1-2 times a day. You have to crack them open on the edge of a bowl though, they can be a bit tough.

@Galardomond

3 жыл бұрын

Came to say this. Eggs have enzymes which fight the "going bad". Cooling the eggs prevents this effect. However after some time the equilibirum shifts and it helps to cool the eggs to stop the bacteria. So leave the eggs in shelf for some time and then put them in the fridge. In germany, most eggs cartons have dates on it for "put in fridge after" additionally to "best before"

31:40 - He thought he died, but he was alive until he looked away and got eaten. He could have attempted to escape :'(

@PuchuKt

3 жыл бұрын

He did get cursed, so maybe he would've restarted anyway

@omnipresentsnowflake4698

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he didn't want to

@litapd311

3 жыл бұрын

@@PuchuKt well kali can remove curse from you, so with all the bodies he probably could've cured the curse

Love the grunting at the start

@fisheatsyourhead

3 жыл бұрын

ughiugh~

@dylanglock5845

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what your mom said

“OH, it is rhe soxth sense!!”

@stormRed

3 жыл бұрын

You beat me to it 😂

Love watchin' The Embr Plays. Great work on the Jagmeet stream, as well!

@TZerot0

3 жыл бұрын

Pogmeet

Eggs in the us are washed as part of the pasteurization process to eliminate/reduce salmonella. Salmonella is a heathy gut bacteria for chickens--which have a cloaca. If washed, you can safely eat and handle raw egg (eat cookie dough/runny eggs if a piece of shell gets in). In europe, not fully cooked dough/cakes/eggs can give you salmonella. Similar to milk in a bag vs milk refrigerated in a carton.

Food trucks actually cost about the same investment as a brick and mortar restaurant. Still about 500k

@henryholsten8802

3 жыл бұрын

Why? 450k for legal stuff?

@djackson4605

3 жыл бұрын

@@henryholsten8802 *corrupt legal stuff... There is no logical and honest world where that should be the case.

Please say 'by any stretch of the imagination' again man. I miss 2012

Who would i be if i didnt drop a pogmeet and poggreet for the algorithm. Im absolutely sure thisll be great with a Rob day and a solid docket.

Omfg that intro joke LMFAO

pogmeet

Happy birthday egg, this year you hatched into a father!

Oh hell yeah more Embr!

Holy fuck that go fund me joke is so good.

why does it feel like the water doesn't do shit in Ember? Kinda frustrating tbh

Between chess and trading, I feel like NL is now just a version of me that hasn't stopped playing Isaac 5 years ago

@kyleleehufnagel

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the trading shit is a big bummer.

"I'm not trying to boast. I'm dead." That shit killed me.

As a person who lives in Nevada and has many family members who work for Barrick gold, its a solid stock you bought

The eggs you get from the store in mid-europe are not refigerated, and not washed (too much). They are usually “clean” but can have bits of dirt and things stuck to them, so you have to wash it before you use them

Sinvicta should do a quiplash 7 streak

"I thought it was a chocolate milk situation" I mean, some eggs are just way more white, it's not like all eggs that aren't stripped or whatever are brown, source: neighbors had like 50 chickens and shared eggs. They were a mix of brown and white

2:39:00 did northern say “Devdas” as in the Bollywood movie? that blew my mind

Pogmeet

Rob's fucking microphone

ROB'S BACK! 12:11 ALSO this is why I'm glad NL doesn't have actual power sometimes. But he does have a lot of subs who he influences so... Yah, I'm not gonna use pog unironically, sry. 25:10 And THIS is why I think NL is a cool and correct dude sometimes. He's 100% right here. "Why am I sad?" I dunno, do you watch review channels a lot that criticize twitter? That's why. NL is totally right, but then again we do need that criticism. NL gets my love and hate award. Overall, glad I'm subbed to him. I also left a like on this video.

Pogmeet when?

Jackbox needs more avatars like Baer and Flackblag's Poop & Cactus

9:37 Will he ever learn he can pick one up and ride the other..? xD

@Khakhees

3 жыл бұрын

try watching the slasher's keep vids where he drags everything in shops/chutes instead of right clicking

Happy bday nl?

Holy shit. Ryan predicted that Roblox would be worth 1 Billion USD at the first day of trading. It ended up going up to almost $37 Billion US dollars by the end of the year. If Ryan had actually bought long dated calls he would literally be a TRILLIONAIRE off of option gains alone. WTF.

Poggy

yes

I do like jack box a lot

7:40 man that will actually happen to someone

If anyone else comes back to this video and has any interest in rice cookers...go check out Technology Connections' (here on YT) video about them. It's really interesting - both physics and ingenuity related to how mechanical (really basic) rice cookers work.

baby vet hype

Baby Babu Frick

Ryab starts talking about stonks again? It's the top. Pack your stuff, boys and RUN!

I tried to get into Better Call Saul, but it's way too confusing. They got the same actor to play Saul, Jimmy and Jean? Why not just hire more actors? Smh....

love the videos! would love to see you play Brawlhalla

please keep leftover rice in the fridge, you heathen

Eggs are white because of the type of chicken laying the egg, not because it is washed off.... It is washed in the US for salmonella reasons, not to get all the coloring off... That guy talking all confident about the issue has no idea what he's talking about.

stock market NL is such a weird timeline

1:31:30 “mic-ed a trumpet”. WHY? What could possess somebody to put a mic in front of a trumpet?!! There are mufflers designed specifically to dull the noise of trumpets, so why would you put a MIC in front of one?! Of all the idiotic things...

31:48 Egg so embarrassed about feeding himself to the plant he lies to his friend fabricating a story about how he nobly sacrificed himself to Kali. Listen, no judgements or shame here. People like what they like. Just tell your friend you really wanted the plant to have a good meal. If they truly your friend they'll accept you and all your weird.... stuffs and you'll live a better life for it. Or you'll lose all your bad friends and hopefully you can make new ones.

58:19 this is how Boruto started and I hated it

Prat

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if Rob got a baby goat NL would no longer be the only one with a kid 🤔

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