This is what Moon Knight should have been.

@Reonrei

Жыл бұрын

Legend comment

@michaelmcsilvers5416

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Sailormoo247

Жыл бұрын

Legit ! Thought the same thing ! Mark Spector and Steven Grant !

@abitofagiggle535

Жыл бұрын

@Damian Thomas Knight Wayne facts

@Familyguyfunnymoments_

Жыл бұрын

@Damian Thomas Knight Wayne kid named finger:

I'm convinced crusty actually hears voices and just makes videos accordingly.

@IAmCrusty

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes we do. Sometimes.

@PoorItachi

Жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty 😂

@d-stroyer6888

Жыл бұрын

That fact that he admits it makes this video so better

@grievernoctis2238

Жыл бұрын

We agree as well.

@solsikkeridderuhyre5172

Жыл бұрын

@@IAmCrusty "We" 🤣🤣

The fact you can grab npcs in the head is golden 😂

9:33 This sequence where his son goes missing and he goes to the front desk and then proceeds to slam his son's head against the table absolutely killed me

@jamesishere8168

Жыл бұрын

It almost killed him too

@youripellikaan230

Жыл бұрын

Did you also notice that weird big eyed chicken being submissive once he shot his son away?

@yuurrrrrrrr1

Жыл бұрын

it reminded me of the cs 1.6 meme 😂

@Vardase_93

11 ай бұрын

Me too HAHAHAHAHAHA

1:17 “because I want to bend your spine to my own liking” is simultaneously Badass and hilarious

@EccoWolf1

Жыл бұрын

I wanna see him do that to Nazeem.

@scubaduba8922

Жыл бұрын

I burst out laughing at a friend's wake when he said this!

@sdabuat6213

Жыл бұрын

I almost died when he said that😆

@johnny_hot_body

Жыл бұрын

Hobbit troll

@sweetvictorie9150

Жыл бұрын

My scoliosis for no reason

I could watch a whole playthrough of Skyrim with this performance.

@IAmCrusty

Жыл бұрын

Well there's quite a few videos already so it's certainly on its way

@abstracthorizons9136

Жыл бұрын

“ you finally broke the lad…. “ Boy goes stiff He thinks he’s a starfish

@winowarrior9392

Жыл бұрын

I'm not a gamer or anything but I did play this game twice and by-the-gods i would watch this.

@patrykstarfish274

6 ай бұрын

​@@IAmCrustydo more videos likw that it's great

@gregnm369

6 күн бұрын

Yes please

12:57 just how he said "you may go now" got me laughing for days.

Donkle: "Obviously it's getting to him, I can see it in his eyes..." Hunkleburg: "There's nothing behind his eyes except a vacancy sign!" I can't breath! 🤣

The split personality thing works so damn well 😂

@inkshift_asrielva6083

Жыл бұрын

makes you think he actually has mpd

@hewasadragonman8382

Жыл бұрын

@liamsteam walsh Destructive Identity Disorder? Dual Identity Disorder? DISORDERLY?! WAHHHHH

@General_of_the_Enclave

Жыл бұрын

@liamsteam walsh Distracted inner dinnerday

@societyizbroken9723

Жыл бұрын

Haha yes it does

@societyizbroken9723

Жыл бұрын

@liamsteam walsh you can't go through life expecting everyone to know what you know.. but considered we on this day & age can have any question answered basically instantly, he should've just googled It instead of posting that... some people just like showing off their ignorance maybe 🙄 🤷.

Someone thought the Dragonborn having a cursed split personality was a good idea. That person was right.

@MirrorOfEmotions

Жыл бұрын

I mean, it wouldn't be so unlikely. He is a mage director, leader of a mercenary guild, leader of an assassin order, a mafia boss and meanwhile even the boss of a vampire hunter order or vampire club. Then he is probably also a member of a cannibal cult and leads Rickling-goblins. I see many splitt personalities there.

@nicholashernandez4611

Жыл бұрын

@@MirrorOfEmotions Went from split personality to shattered identity lol

@MirrorOfEmotions

Жыл бұрын

@@nicholashernandez4611 Isn't a shattered identity also a form of splitting personality? The trauma's of his past could probably damaged his whole personality which results that his personality shattered in many pieces. While one part acts honorble in the name of the companions, another bloodlust psychopath part of him takes assassin missions and one part just want to make other people feel miserable which would be his mafia part which acts as thief guild boss. And the magic academy director just want a pieceful life and a healthy relationship. And the normal part? Feels just tired and exhausted because he was forced to kill his buddy Paarthunax, nearly executed by imperials, and had to do so many things to save the world which drained all his energy. All these conflicts, fights and horrible experiences turnt him crazy. And so, he has to control hisself to not go on a rampage. The fact that there are no brothels made it not easier. Poor Dragonborn. :(

@nicholashernandez4611

Жыл бұрын

@@MirrorOfEmotions Wait…you never found the brothel?!

@MirrorOfEmotions

Жыл бұрын

@@nicholashernandez4611 I mean there was a temple of Dibella but they are just a weird cult of feminists. Or is there a real thing? Damn, if there is a real thing and my good man never found it, then it is no wonder that he became so mad. Poor dragonborn.

1:44 kratos in ragnarok be like

17:40 "guess who?" Im fucking crying

This is like if Jack Sparrow developed a split personality, and I love every bit of this!

@DoubleJMusicchannel

Жыл бұрын

thats what i was about to say lollll

@d_ino.

Жыл бұрын

That’s what I said

@ethanroberts1646

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@fourstarjhineral8

Жыл бұрын

you're telling me he doesn't already have a split?

@Doran_Runeblite

Жыл бұрын

@@fourstarjhineral8 I'd say when Sparrow was in Davy Jones's locker and was talking to his other selves, doesn't count, cuz they were figments of his imagination not alternate personalities that spoke through him, if that's what you had meant.

This man is going clinically insane outside of his videos

@IAmCrusty

Жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahe

@olivergehr1552

Жыл бұрын

I think he isn't acting.

2:15 was way too wholesome, wtf lmao

09:45 had me DYINGG of laughter 🤣 i havent had a good genuine laugh in almost a year! This is great original content bravo good sir 💯

"my lady you have already enchanted me successfully" even made me blush

@MonstehDinosawr

Жыл бұрын

I've actually had a guy use the line that I was enchanting when I was 16 At 25 looking back, that guy was pretty cringe 💀

@Speciimenn

Жыл бұрын

@@MonstehDinosawr but were you at the college of winterhold testing spells on him? It’s about the context, my lady

@breynerbrum2657

Жыл бұрын

@@Speciimenn I see that you are a man of culture as well

@Nyarlathotep_Flagg

Жыл бұрын

@@MonstehDinosawr Naah, bet he knew what he was doing, and was trying to make use of 2nd hand embarrassment as a strategy. I bet it worked.

@Speciimenn

Жыл бұрын

@@Nyarlathotep_Flagg the fuck

The portal to fallout was genius. definitely excited for that adventure

@IAmCrusty

Жыл бұрын

It is done.

@laughingman2082

Жыл бұрын

What if... The entire fallout universe was just one of Sheogorath's planes of oblivion. It would certainly explain the madness in fallout- The only thing against this; is the severe lack of cheese. Perhaps that's why there's so little Daedric influence on that realm?

@RoxyFoxy420

Жыл бұрын

@@laughingman2082 Also lacking pits filled with clouds. Or was it clowns? Ah, doesn’t matter.

@blakeriley8546

Жыл бұрын

@@laughingman2082 what if skyrim is well after the nukes to the point where all the old tech has failed and has been buried. The gods and daedric princes are the last beings able to use the tech in any way

@miget3

Жыл бұрын

Good thing the portal was still there. Might have to have gone through the whole questline to build that mf relay teleporter station thing to possibly go back 🙄

the way he's just grabbing everybody by the head, and everyone acts like it's a Tuesday afternoon with it 😂😂 I subscribed the second I could breathe again

THIS is the epitome of content creation. I'm so glad I stumbled across this channel.

I am terribly concerned for Crusty's children he will have one day. I am so worried they will never know the depths of insanity that is this series.

@StraySilver

Жыл бұрын

You mean they ONLY have to see his depravity, not the rest of the world. Seems like a fine deal :D

@jgon12

Жыл бұрын

He gonna grab them 🤣

@orangeismyfavoritecolor

Жыл бұрын

@@jgon12 And paralyze them, then throw them into fire

@iszaLe

Жыл бұрын

15:50

@IAmCrusty

Жыл бұрын

They will have the best time! Or else :)

5:23 "You bloody maniac that's a dragon!" "I know! And we're stabbing it!" "With an iron daggar!?! Are you mad!?!" *Insane giggle* "Just a little." My sides lmao.

@AnonymousKhajiit

6 ай бұрын

This is golden, friend.

"RESPECT BOOKS" *Throws book at patron's head*

Your conversation editing is immaculate. I love this

The woman in the library was like, after seeing you rambling to yourself: "Yeah, alright, I don't need anything.", and slowly backed away.

@coldasifneveraskedthemoon7401

Жыл бұрын

I swear🤣🤣

@VeryEvilGM

Жыл бұрын

10:11

Welcome to a new episode of: *"Crustys slow descend into complete madness"*

@dreamer5234

Жыл бұрын

Slow?

@hewasadragonman8382

Жыл бұрын

Descent. Not descend. Descent flows better in the sentence.

@cavemanlovesmoke4394

Жыл бұрын

And enjoying every second of it !

@cavemanlovesmoke4394

Жыл бұрын

@@hewasadragonman8382 I think ascend is a better fit as this is fkn awesome

@hewasadragonman8382

Жыл бұрын

@@cavemanlovesmoke4394 (Does Manly curtsy and tips hat)

i can only watch like one or two of your videos every hour or so because laughing that hard that often gives me a massive headache, you're doing great work

I genuinely can't remember when was the last time I cried from laughter so much, this is awesome, it's the grabbing heads that gets me 🤣 Amazing work, keep it up ☺

imagine him getting an extra voice every time he absorbed a soul

@IAmCrusty

Жыл бұрын

I could have sworn I heard another voice from the other corner earlier...

@trulimars

8 ай бұрын

@@IAmCrusty tell me your crying for help without crying for help Crusty Sarcastically: We are a bit mad now aren't we?

"your father should be taking better care of you" Sips tea, as he watches his son get stabbed

@IAmCrusty

Жыл бұрын

Isn't it sickening how terribly neglective some parents can be?

"With an iron dagger are you mad!?!?" "Hehehh just a little..."

15:17 Incredible.

Ive been laughing the entire goddamn video. This is a masterpiece! Mozart would be proud. This content can create world peace.

@franciscoapolinar2316

Жыл бұрын

Much agreed laughed from the beginning to end

@robertc.5558

Жыл бұрын

@@franciscoapolinar2316 his damn evil laugh is fantastic lmao

@Mrcaremal5

Жыл бұрын

I found it cringy as hell, first video I've seen of his and he seems to have the mental age of a five year old.

@kizuro420

Жыл бұрын

Here, have my 1000th likes

@robertc.5558

Жыл бұрын

@@kizuro420 thank you sir. This is my first 1k likes lol. Have a blessed day my guy

The banging of the boys head on the counter at 9:47 was exactly what I wanted at that moment and I'm so glad you delivered lol

@overlordtycon564

Жыл бұрын

i lost it when that happened so funny

@LauraDuchesne

Жыл бұрын

I died at that point🤣

@itsoktoberight4431

Жыл бұрын

And the look on the boys face too 🤣🤣🤣

@ericmonaco4509

Жыл бұрын

Escpecially the book part too that made me cry

1:33 The way you grabbed him back so he listens made me burst 😂🤚🏻

This was more compelling than most of the storylines in the actual game

For some reason, it's ALWAYS the slap sound effects that gets me, not the actual slaps

@seanrosenau2088

Жыл бұрын

IKR, it's usually the randomness of the slaps that crack me up.

@kellys5981

Жыл бұрын

Same lollll

@caralho5237

Жыл бұрын

the stupidity of trying to get a laugh out of someone with one of these cheesy effects actually makes me laugh

@IAmCrusty

Жыл бұрын

That's good, it'd be pretty sick otherwise.

I can't believe I just watch 20 minutes of this dude's madness.... surprisingly time well spent!

@JoaoAlvez87

Жыл бұрын

Sqn

@kilitankeilts

Жыл бұрын

Is like Sheogorrath really got to him.

@cringeberryjuice3742

Жыл бұрын

Ninteen minutes and forty four seconds to be exact.

Your improv is absolutely fantastic, I absolutely love how you meld the dialogue with the NPCs lool

0:48 ah yes, flying on a broom

This looks like an amazing VR game.....until combat started then I rememebered it was Skyrim.

@IAmCrusty

Жыл бұрын

haha it's still a great time though

@WeldonSirloin

Жыл бұрын

Epic gamer moment.

That part smashing his head on the desk absolutely broke me! I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time. I couldn't breathe!! The two characters remind me in ways of Withnail and I... No idea if that was your intent

@sea_triscuit7980

Жыл бұрын

Lmao I accidentally woke up my daughter when he did that because I almost keeled over in laughter

@darrenpayne150

Жыл бұрын

@@sea_triscuit7980 I thought it was just my bizarre sense of humour to lose it at that moment, I am glad it's not just me!

@shadowbanned1999

Жыл бұрын

Nope I also laughed when he beat the child

@cavemanlovesmoke4394

Жыл бұрын

This shii is better than any TV show or movie could aspire to - this that good stuff

@Itsover-bj5ed

Жыл бұрын

I started crying and fell off my chair it was hilarious

Honestly one of THE funniest videos I’ve seen on KZread😂, amazing work. Especially when you found the boy again hahaha

He used to be a dragon like you, until he took an iron dagger to the knee. 9:51 🤣

"If you stare into Skyrim VR, Skyrim VR stares back at you."

I'm honestly hoping Donkle can make things work between him and Brelyna. This is the most interesting relationship since Hunkleberg and Serana's.

This is the first video of yours I have seen and I absolutely howled with laughter multiple times. Truly wonderful stuff!

I was looking up Skyrim mods when I stumbled across this channel, bro this is hysterical. 😂

I was ok until the " bloody hell boy that's fire be careful!" Hahahaha

I should not have laughed as hard when he yeeted that child… but I CACKLED WITH THE BOOM OF A THUNDERSTORM 😂😂

@Ashes2Ashes_Blush2Blush

Жыл бұрын

RIGHT🤣

@yukowolfang8645

Жыл бұрын

The boy needed more bruising, and so it was.

@nnaheim.

Жыл бұрын

Monster

@vacuum3697

Жыл бұрын

Ofc u should have! Who tf said that it is wrong?) If a child is in a game, then he must be equal to other npcs.

@benjaminscott8198

Жыл бұрын

As a father, I laughed pretty damn hard. NPC Virtual kids are fair game, right?

Randomly strolled upon this video never heard of this channel before and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at a KZread video like this please keep it up😂

I just now started watching this channel a few days ago through my recommendations on KZread and I realized this is one of the funniest channels I'm subscribed to

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched. The dual personality is just so freaking hilarious. I hope you make more of these😂

@d-stroyer6888

Жыл бұрын

He totally should

@Jenult

Жыл бұрын

I binged most of his Skyrim videos, the Hitman and Fallout ones are just as good lol

6:47 had me CRACKING UP! "I don't want to see you treating any of these books poorly..." *THROWS BOOK AT RANDOM DUDE* "RESPECT BOOKS!" 🤣

"because I want to bend your spine to my own liking" this was so ridiculous it made me laugh so hard 😂 I've gotta say I haven't trusted the idea of VR since it came out but Skyrim REALLY makes me want to get a VR headset... 😂

@IAmCrusty

Ай бұрын

It's easily my favourite VR experience. You need 2 or 3 basic VR mods to get it to this level of interactivity but its easy and very worth it!

This is gold I just subscribed! Can't wait to explore your content!

Give this man every Oscar ever made and then find 10 more cause he deserves it

@denisde849

Жыл бұрын

Oscar for Losers by Losers. Absolutely gaming stupid material for immature people.

I knew this would be a gem to watch, and doing it at 4am didn't make it any less hilarious, thank you Crusty! 200/100

i legit just want you to know you have cured my depression with this video. never laughed so hard over skyrim shid

This is hysterical 🤣 I'm probably gunna binge watch your content.

The guy mumbling at 13:20 and then calling him awful was just absolutely amazing

My wife woke me up laughing at this video. She had tears streaming down her face when you threw your son. Laughed so hard her stomach started to hurt. 😏

@lewisnunn2093

Жыл бұрын

You did not need to flex on us that hard

@cxx23

Жыл бұрын

This is literally what I did to my wife. I got to the part where he grabs his son and yanks his head to the side and says "bloody hell boy, that's fire!". I had to wake my wife up to show her.

@user-uy7bn4kt2b

Жыл бұрын

And then you woke up...

@cxx23

Жыл бұрын

@@user-uy7bn4kt2b And then YOU woke up next to YOUR wife. Plot twist!

@user-uy7bn4kt2b

Жыл бұрын

@@cxx23 better not to get a wife, least not until you're ready to make your life a living hell

The opening is probably one of the best on KZread never gets old

Lmaoo@ 9:08 "Boy... you are in the ground....... Stop It!.." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The whole video was great, but I fall over when he said "someone in here must be part of the college" and throws the skeleton " guess who?!" I could not breath 10/10 can't wait for the next one

@damailman8472

Жыл бұрын

*GIVE ME THE AMULET*

@dpraptorP

Жыл бұрын

Yea, that was so hilarious.. my breathing totally collapsed when they said he was out of the college... 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

"Now they smell like sewage and stolen laughter" lmfao I died 🤣

@AerYdmyg

Жыл бұрын

“It was Hunkleberg Mildrew Beesparkle, And I’m Back From The Dead!”

how you just kept on grabbing the characters head and other things had me in stitches XD

I can’t even wrap my mind that he doesn’t have over a million subscribers yet. This channel is gold. Crusty never ceases to humor me. Love this guy. 😂😂

VR is the best thing to happen to skyrim lol. It actually feels like I'm strangling orphans.... so innovative!

@ryanheinig7975

Жыл бұрын

I tried the original VR of Skyrim, but wasn't that good in my opinion

@WoodysAR

Жыл бұрын

@@ryanheinig7975 then they added legs. and physics. and the ability to pick up or interact with everything. and and and... and MODDING...

Dancing with the skeleton had me laughing uncontrollably, absolutely amazing

@Falanu

Жыл бұрын

I just want the game for that

When he started dancing at the end and threw the drum at the guard.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is GOLD

6:52 RESPECT BOOKS! LMAO

You’re the first KZreadr I’ve ever seen that has done this kind of gameplay and I’m here for it I LOVE THIS DYNAMIC

This needs to be a TV series.

@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785

Жыл бұрын

It would be like a modern day Monty Python....but more relevant.

@kashodcagnolatti6129

Жыл бұрын

wdm Moon Knight already has a series

@TheOfficialBrother

Жыл бұрын

@@kashodcagnolatti6129 moon knight is mid tho

@cavemanlovesmoke4394

Жыл бұрын

@@kashodcagnolatti6129 it is a disappointment

Please do a whole playthrough of Skyrim like this, best thing I've seen on youtubey for ages.

@IAmCrusty

4 күн бұрын

I have/am 😉

Lmao I randomly stumbled upon this gem, and I kept on losing my shit 😂😂😂. Amazing content. I did not even know Skyrim had a VR version.

- "Divine smile on you, friend." - "F*ck off!"

I’m crying because I’m laughing so hard. He’s doing everything we all want to do in Skyrim. Spot on with the split personality my guy. It’s perfect. 😂

You truly have The Mind of Madness! Oh God..... The portal into fallout 4 universe, The kid beating the woman with a wooden sword, The jackal and hide act, The seductive scene with the 'What's in it for us?!', The dragon!!!!!! You absolute animal! I love this, it's madder than a Wabbajack!!!!!

omfg i'm crying the ending when you show up at the college with the skeleton was the nail in the coffin

Someone get Henry Cavill to watch this. We need the live action version now!

@realburglazofficial2613

Жыл бұрын

We need a super cut of all the videos in chronological order!

@LiberPater777

Жыл бұрын

Would never work. His arms are too short.

@michaelhutchins1844

Жыл бұрын

@@LiberPater777 Can anyone find out if Mr Tickle is available instead?

@tomfoolery7797

Жыл бұрын

Was thinking Johnny Depp with all the hand movement and speech, at least for the good personality and maybe Clancy Brown for the villain voice.

@JeremiahStewart102

Жыл бұрын

Youve been waiting all your life to post this comment, haven't you.

Loved it when the furry walked in out of nowhere without a previous mention. It's like he escaped Crusty's... private mod list he plays with off camera.

@Elli0t_26

Жыл бұрын

There was a previous mention, in season 1 he was one of the characters

@pumaperfectgaming9654

Жыл бұрын

Yall really just forgot John, the stripping bondage fox

This is so good. Oh man, thanks for the huge belly laughs. I need more of this stuff

Your videos are so hilariously funny in a dark and sick way :D

I just discovered this channel and it is hands down one of the funniest and most creative I have come across in a long time.

This is gold. The schizophrenic protagonist is pure genius.

Hahaha awesome how the ending turned into something outta the movie Legend. That was pretty funny and good acting

Me when im high: 😊 Also me: 7:43

Crusty just confirmed that Fallout and Skyrim ARE the same world!! What more evidence do you need? also, great video as always!

@cann0708

Жыл бұрын

Well possibly not, we don't know if the portal opened into another universe or not

@gdwnet

Жыл бұрын

@@cann0708 Do you think crusty is mad enough to bring parallel realities in to this?! It's all the same universe - skyrim, fallout, hitman......

@cann0708

Жыл бұрын

@@gdwnet Crusty is definitely mad enough to bring parallel universes into it😂

@cavemanlovesmoke4394

Жыл бұрын

@@cann0708 that was obviously a wasteland of near fallout proportions!

I don't know if this was scripted or improvised but your voice acting and execution is spot on haha this was gold

@letsrock12345

Жыл бұрын

It really was. Definitely feels like 2 personalities

No words can explain how entertaining this really is

I came here expecting a regular gameplay video and I ended up getting something far better XD

Let’s hope the college of winterhold will be able to recuperate financially from that massacre.

This is bloody impeccable !! The intro feels like a pov of multi personalities.

Oh this so awesome! Lmao!!! Thank you for this. Been having some bad times and this video just put a smile on my face!

just finished my 100% playthrough the other day and I come across this. Absolute gold

This is singlehandedly the most riveting cinematic experience ive witnessed in the most recent years

@floridanews8786

Жыл бұрын

You gotta get out of your basement more. 😂

1:12 the fact that he actually sounds really sad about his ruined pockets is beautiful 😂

This is definitely one of the best videos I've ever seen my whole life I'm struggling to breath here

0:10 gamer: 👋 💥 npc: 😠 EXCUSE ME!