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"Culvs are honestly so broken" : Spanish Logistician user

@CazadorDeBrujas22

3 жыл бұрын

XD

Drongo working harder to say "salty salmon sandwich" than either player putting into their micro

nothing better than a meme strat, I think meme strats is what this comunity need lmao

@da1ace

3 жыл бұрын

Oh if you want meme strats I’ve got meme starts for you. Ever heard of the USA Polar Bear Fast Industrial? My bro and I invented it. It’s amazing.

@Toonrick12

3 жыл бұрын

@@da1ace Does that include the Bear Flag Revolt?

@da1ace

3 жыл бұрын

@@Toonrick12 it can, yes

11:49 literally "1 wood missing" in the chat lol

14:56 mans using vills to take that low hp culv really nicely played

@akbarthegreat1694

3 жыл бұрын

Villagers have 2x multiplier vs artillery so that is a very nice move! 👌

Ngl that culv kill with 2 vills was hot AF

I fucking love that vibes between them, soo wholesome seeing that artillery fight

Big H on a mission to make the Russians S tier civ.

Can't thank you enough to make this, absolute gold commentary!

That was an absolute beauty of a video!! ❤️

I think 5 Lancers would have been the better shipmemt than 2 falcs

That falc mass was just satisfying

So who is Salty Salmon Sandwich?

@AussieDrongo

3 жыл бұрын

An enigma.

Honestly so amazing that Haitch was able to keep up with resources gathered as RUSSIA no less.

A tale as old as time.

this is why no one builds flacs apart from the 2 you ship at home.

is there somewhere i can find more content from this salty salmon sandwich guy, seems like a good player?

@AussieDrongo

3 жыл бұрын

True that! ;)

"im gonna 7 falc your ass" - A fuckin' legend

A batch of lancers surely....

Man I miss your AoE3 casts

lmao has 9 falcs and them complains culverins kills them, make actual compositions next time

@michalpecz9433

3 жыл бұрын

I think canons biggest problem os overkilling with mass. If he shoots 9 canons on one unit no wonder its overkill. 3 falc oneshot culverine.

@davidpereira5969

3 жыл бұрын

@@michalpecz9433 yes, he could either split them up into smaller groups and try to flank (whould be vulnerable to melle infantry but he had the resource lead) or make 2 groups and make each one target a culverin. In any case there was no good situation, he whould need unreal micro to fully use all those falconets, not to mention that 3 culverin pop was clutch

@michalpecz9433

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidpereira5969 maybe adding some lancers would work.

Can u make a video about most players mistakes?

Salty Salmon Sandwich, if you see this, know you're my hero.

Your Voice is The same FIFA locutor

Logistician NEED NerFFFFFF 後勤太扯了

He just had too many Haitch-P.

is salty sandwich wellhii?

That is why he is ranked no. 1.

My man got a drongo macro

yea i mean falcs are kinda weak if he spent these mats on lancers he would just demolished these musks i mean u dont need 9 falks 3-4 is fine

Lol almost a dozen falcs and mad that 5 culvs 2 falcs and a horde of muskets can beat it?

Big mistake to tell your enemy " i will 7 falcs your ass" before an attack. It would be better to tell him this thing when he was already in his base!!

NOT A LOGISTICIAN FF FUUUUCKKKK Edit: as soon as I saw the I’m gonna 7 falc your ass message I new it was from your stream I saw it live lmao Edit 2: wait a sec that’s not how the game ended there’s a little bit more

nothing new under the sun but yes culveines absolutely destroy falcs. And logistician is not so great.

To repeat a mantra people kept on bashing me with when I criticized Sweden as being broken back in the days when the Spanish were a one-trick pony... "The civ is not really broken, at the higher level players know well how to deal with it." Well, this video shows that the Spanish Logistician is not broken, good players know how to deal with it as well.

salty got rolled by weak ass civ russia

Is it me or all meme strat always win vs russia? I guess russia is predictable and bad...

@MrKokokill

3 жыл бұрын

Did you even finish the video?

@jeromemartel3916

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrKokokill yep I did, my point still stand. All meme displayed to this channel almost is vs russia.

@MPounnds

3 жыл бұрын

This is not absolute meme tho... if he trained two or so less falcs and trained some cavalry, he would have won

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