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@DeadheartZero

Ай бұрын

We did? Why does it feel like it's not over?

@Onyxsakura7

Ай бұрын

Jesus loves you and will keep loving you forever Come back to him and cast all your hurts and worries on Him He will show you true love, the real love that you are seeking for that this world is unable to provide. No matter how hard you try, the regular chores of life will never be fulfilling to you I pray you seek the Lord’s presence ❤

@titanomachy2217

Ай бұрын

My headcanon concerning JW heaven is that the language of the angels is Australian English, and they all have a heavy Bogan accent. That does make their heaven seem surprisingly chill, I have to admit.

@bladenot-runner1795

Ай бұрын

​@@titanomachy2217 My headcannon is that it's just 144,000 JWs in a dingy convention center. No lunch breaks, no reprieve, just an endless convention for the rest of eternity.

@titanomachy2217

Ай бұрын

@@bladenot-runner1795 Sounds worse than Hell. Makes me shudder with fear...and boredom, lol.

I don't struggle with homosexuality. I'm very good at it

@robertgrey6101

Ай бұрын

@YouLocalNirvanaFan To each their own, Liberal and "Liberated"?

@VincentEdelstein

Ай бұрын

Helll yeaahhhh me too 😎😎😎😎

@1991LMR

Ай бұрын

Same 🎉

@wonkydonk9073

Ай бұрын

I only struggle sometimes, but I'm kinda into it.

@Rinayye

Ай бұрын

Same i get a lot of girls/enby ppl

"Satan doesn't want you to think critically." I think it's the other way around.

@VincentEdelstein

Ай бұрын

LEGIT

@nablamakabama488

Ай бұрын

Literally the first thing in the bible he did Dzhaehouva didn’t like was to convince humans to eat the fruit of knowledge.

@andymuggloy6969

Ай бұрын

Maybe it was on purpose, and the GB is more self aware than we realize.

@andmos1001

Ай бұрын

@@nablamakabama488 To be honest, we might never have eaten the fruit of knowledge at all based on how we as a species interact with each other. I think we just eat the fruit of sapience

@annemccormick2561

Ай бұрын

Critical thinking not bad us it

I hate how if someone helps them, it's always "jehovah helped me" and not "wow, that was really nice of that person."

@anonymous47477

Ай бұрын

Based.

@khamphathegioi8976

28 күн бұрын

correct

@yeseniajimenez158

25 күн бұрын

inis about that person but if you pray about than Jehovah did help you

"the end is just around the corner" The corner in question is a circle. (They keep running in circles saying that the end is soon)

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw

Ай бұрын

And it does end Bu no they way they were told The end if for them Because they die of old age.

@jezrelbalatbat9930

Ай бұрын

​@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw because you have no faith and you choose not to believe in Jehovah so you will not be seen in paradise so sad😢😢

@Artkatie

Ай бұрын

​@@jezrelbalatbat9930 get out of that cult while you still can. I hate seeing people be indoctrinated into doomsday cults.

@lungdisease666

29 күн бұрын

@@jezrelbalatbat9930 get out of that horrible cult, it ruined my life.

@HansJuergen-ps8bt

28 күн бұрын

@@jezrelbalatbat9930 If you aren't trolling, get out as fast as you can. This is the best advice anyone could give you. GET OUT! You can believe in imagi-bro in the heavens, but don't do it in dangerous cults like the Jehovas. Deprograming is a mess, but once you are out, you will get your life back. People in the real world don't all act like narcissit a*holes, there are some nice people out there, but not in that cult.

"Distorted view of sex," you mean like how the GB inserted itself(no pun or sexual innuendo intended) into JW marriages with regards to certain sexual practices? What a married couple does in the privacy of their bedroom is none of the GB's business.

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw

Ай бұрын

No But then they change their view point to gods view And then they have permission. Like entering the master login in a pc Once the government boddy sign the account as God, they have acees to all data.

@SarahHill-jh6gs

12 күн бұрын

​@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw Imagine a Messenger or believers of God ordering other believers what to do during husband and wife romance time instead of preaching about the actual religion.

@IamStillrich

11 күн бұрын

In u end. Oh! I would say screw them, but... They just really need to pay me back real currency. Nothing symbolic that has no value. Real estate works for me. Indeed! There is a reason many of them forget their own names as well as how to spell their children's names.

The governing body is so out of touch with reality in their castle. All the families in these dramas are rich. Their "struggle" to simplify makes me sick

@leogolive

Ай бұрын

Exactly. You never see any real struggling families in these dramas.

@cherylseebreth328

Ай бұрын

The governing body members' bellies are filled with food all day every day. The members feed them.😂😂

"In the following dramatization note how Panda exposes how cults operate. Enjoy!"

@user-id9oi1py4t

Ай бұрын

How is this 2 weeks ago 🤔🙃

@ivoryremains

Ай бұрын

@@user-id9oi1py4t it was a members only video but it went public, beavis is a member

@BeavisMcThe

Ай бұрын

I commented when it was still available to members only

@user-id9oi1py4t

Ай бұрын

@@BeavisMcThe oh,makes sense

@FrancoisGraham-ek7zo

29 күн бұрын

That's what we doing watching it so let us watch it.

so rather than just ignoring the bi girl and just leaving it at that, JWs should be convinced to talk to queer people and convince them that they're going to hell?

@shomami921

Ай бұрын

Yes they don’t mind their business they’re so annoying

@nablamakabama488

Ай бұрын

I didn’t even understand it. Was she his ex? Is he considering him telling his ex that she’ll go to hell?

@stevenhuntley8706

Ай бұрын

I've never understood this approach. It's just negging. If I walk up to someone and ask them out and they say no, so I respond by screaming at them that they are a this, a that, and other slurs to boot, why would they turn around and be like, "hold up, all of a sudden he seems reasonable and mature, I should hear him out." Why do people think that works for religion if it doesn't work for dates?

@monus782

Ай бұрын

@@stevenhuntley8706 that reminds me that when I was a very conservative Catholic (Mass in Latin and dressing up like it was the 1950’s) I somehow came to the conclusion that democracy should be done away with entirely and that things like the Inquisition should be brought back to deal with the Protestants once and for all. Logical conclusion to thinking that abortion and gay people existing were the cause of the West dying and I wasn’t alone in thinking that. So yeah… We were basically the Christian version of ISIS and the Taliban looking back at it, one of my therapists was convinced I had left a cult but in terms of intensity I still had it easy compared to someone raised Mormon or JW. I guess many folks have the idea that the ends justify the means (aka saving people from hell or Armageddon) so that’s why they double down when confronted to the reality you mentioned.

@eccepasser

Ай бұрын

Based

My cringe moment was when I saw the Christmas lights in the backyard. When would a JW ever think it was a good idea to hang up lights bcuz it mimics “pagan” celebrations, e.g. a holiday or birthdays, which are forbidden fruit.

@murlepeterson6028

Ай бұрын

Neighbor lives in an apartment in her Elder son's house! JW elder has / allows Christmas lights all over his house, around windows, his mom says it is for extra light when walking at night to her son's part of the house, as if no other lights are out there .

@alomaalber6514

Ай бұрын

@@murlepeterson6028 that is a practical and recommended elder care tip for self or others past a certain age! But now we do not need to worry about their views on any issue!

@missironmouse

Ай бұрын

I never heard that when I was a JW, lots teens had those lights up in their room, no one said anything

@cultytalk

Ай бұрын

The lights were IN THE TREES IN THE YARD!! WOW. No way they'd all be OK with that. I would put lights out twisted around my deck in summer...but NEVER in the trees! That says Christmas clearly.

I HAD JW'S STANDING NEAR MY TRAIN STATION AND ONE CHASED ME DOWN TO TRY PREACH TO ME. I JUST RAN FOR IT MAN-

@sad_doggo2504

Ай бұрын

This sounds like a great premise for a horror movie.

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw

Ай бұрын

Don't run Confrot their own believes If anything buy a Bible start reading it, but as a work of fiction not faith then fight back.

@rosestea6534

Ай бұрын

@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw I am so sorry but I am not indulging in this religion. I want nothing to do with them

@rosestea6534

Ай бұрын

@@sad_doggo2504 It felt like one.

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw

Ай бұрын

@rosestea6534 You need to learn on how to read, I didn't say join them, I said learn to fight back I do agree with your answer tho, its not for everyone If you don't feel comfy with a Bible (regardless of context) don't do it.

I've been out of this org for over 25 years now. Wow! I forgot what a scam they run! It's kind of like a mafia-lite😅

@davidreda1211

Ай бұрын

Or used bible salesman. I never could get over just how much the Theocratic School & field service meetings were like sales meetings, honing a sales pitch.

@cathrinewhite7629

Ай бұрын

@@davidreda1211 agreed- but I don't know how they made the money to run and keep increasing the footprint of their production facilities, pioneer schools and farms that produced all their food. I mean, magazines were .05-.25, books were like a dollar (or less) while I was in. I know there were donations from each hall. But these guys were pretty well off, even had their own law firm!

@davidreda1211

Ай бұрын

@@cathrinewhite7629, tax loopholes/deductions, the likes of which we're not privy to.

@hauntedhalo2264

25 күн бұрын

JW mafia lolz

A ten minute concluding talk recapping the convention, followed by a 15 minute prayer recapping the convention

This zoom into their mouths makes me feel as uncomfortable as hearing them speak.

The part of the drama where The husband's work wants him to leave for 2 weeks and then he imagines his family suffering in child not doing well is actually saying women can't handle raising children properly or maintaining anything without the man present. It's just more misogynist propaganda.

@shomami921

Ай бұрын

Which is crazy because most of the time men are the ones that can’t handle to stay with their kids alone.

@heathergriggs4463

Ай бұрын

This is so true. If I leave my husband alone with the kids I expect the house to be an absolute disaster when I get back.

@reece1929

Ай бұрын

Or are they saying that he's weak? Is he planning on clapping some cheeks while he's gone, or is he so boring that he's worried she'll appreciate his absence? 🤦‍♀️

Oh the gathering.... The place where half the congregation is not invited because they're not popular or cool.

@evaarnold5838

28 күн бұрын

That was painful to watch, the only good parts were the commentary😉!! Boring!!!! I’m falling asleep hearing this clips from my he convention. Same info since I left 25 yrs ago!!

"these are the last days of the last days." Also watchtower, "Come back to the convention for the comming of the choosen one part 2." LOL

I hope my donations didn’t go to their acting lessons 😮

never-JW here, and I think that song sounds extremely Christmas-y! cringed at the hipster husband fixing his sink

Oh. The song absolutely sounds like a traditional Christmas song

AUTISTIC BUSEXUL ARMY ASEMBLE

@julianandhisanimefriends4033

Ай бұрын

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw

Ай бұрын

Don't forget ADHD

@uglysongsforuglysouls

Ай бұрын

I’m here 🫡

12:35 is where i lost it. These writers have never observed a conversation between "yang wans."

They say that the end is just behind the corner. Question is: which corner? What if that corner is an illusion? What if the path to that corner doesn't and never will exist?

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw

Ай бұрын

Pretty sure it's their corner since the view there, is so distort They can't see Jack Chet.

WAIT GOT AN AD FOR JWs RIGHT BEFORE THIS 💀💀

@whitneymouse

Ай бұрын

They do ads now?!

@Hyperfixationelimination

Ай бұрын

@@whitneymouse apparently 😂

@haruhwa

Ай бұрын

paying an ex jw to spread your own lies and wake ppl up is such an L move, watchtower

@DBug8494

Ай бұрын

What do you mean? Can you post a link?

@uglysongsforuglysouls

Ай бұрын

I get a ton of ads asking me to pray or download bible apps when I watch Panda. They know 😆

i think a collab between you and Alyssa Grenfell would be super interesting! maybe comparing the JW and LDS churches?

@rebeccacarvajal881

Ай бұрын

They did collab like two months ago

@hittsrus5185

Ай бұрын

They did one! 😊

Wait. Doesn't the governing body tell their followers to be ready to obey them no matter what? Even if it doesn't make sense?

@lcpowell

20 күн бұрын

Yes “put your faith and trust in the GB” it’s absolutely anti what the Bible teaches

It’s all jehover for the watchtower

@kerry_runs

Ай бұрын

Sneaky good comment!

Is it just me or do all the actors in these videos always sound depressed no matter what situation they're in?

for the first time, i actually had to stop watching halfway through. the "how to build faith" section's promotion and normalisation of bigotry, and just the knowledge that my family and millions of other j-dubs are drilling this into themselves really upset me.

@lucamisuraca

Ай бұрын

thank you for everything you do, though, panda. i think i speak for a lot of people when i say that your work really validates a lot of what people struggling feel.

As a former Jehovah's Witness, I remember when I was younger I would go to assemblies, and it would be like a week-long. But at least they gave out food, and you actually wanted to pay attention, cuz at least they had something going for it. But around the turn of the century, I stopped going to the assemblies, because they just became a snoozefest, and after that I started leaving, "the religion" around the year 2000, and because of all of this, that's just how, I've been viewing assemblies since then.

Well, I cringe & cringe & cringe....rest my case 🙄

😂That foreskin question was FIRE 🔥 - lol

10:10 you literally took the words right out of my mouth, I was about to say, “Joseph?? You mean as in, Mary’s husband, Joseph? What are you even talking about? Has any of that been established? I thought we really only saw Joseph like twice, really early on. Is any of this in the Bible? 🤣”

@BeavisMcThe

Ай бұрын

Same here! We're starting to think like Pandas 😂

@ravenblackwing7888

Ай бұрын

I just watched that lmao These people are insane

Who lives soley to look foreward to the end? I tripped in a huge puddle of lemon flavour cringe

@Jess-kn1wk

25 күн бұрын

"The edyptians thought the most significant thing you could do in your life- was die." -some documentry.

600 hours of preaching a year? ~1.65 hours a day, saturdays and sundays included.

@erincobb3052

Ай бұрын

I looked it up, 600 hours is 25 days, that’s not really a lot

@alomaalber6514

Ай бұрын

a person could finish college course work in no time with that kind of discipline and drive.

@Raphaeltheslayer

24 күн бұрын

@@erincobb305224/7? If they could do it for 25 days straight then yeah but most likely it’s taking a few hours out of their day which adds up to 600

@lcpowell

20 күн бұрын

600 hours a year is about 50 hours a month. Back in the late 90s I remember it being something like 40 hours a month for auxiliary pioneer, 60 for regular and 80+ for special… I aux’d once for one month and gained so much weight because all we did was eat and preach at donut shoppes and fast food.

@lcpowell

20 күн бұрын

@@alomaalber6514but we were always told not to go to college and to pioneer instead 💔

He will find out really soon when it comes time to pay his Bills

Thirst trap Jesus 😂😂😂, that cracked me up!

I wonder what percentage of witnesses look forward to these events. I would be bored out of my mind the entire time.

Lol I’m the girl dozing off at the meeting (not literally). I fell asleep at every single midweek meeting until I left in my 30’s. Then I learned that I have inattentive adhd. No wonder I couldn’t pay attention to that boring crap! And I felt so guilty about it too

11:00 My father did that, he renounced a Government job... Well, I know the taste of rotten beans... Spectacular for young ones! Eating f**ckin rotten food because your family doesn't have money, your father doesn't find job, and when finds it with a "brother", the "brother" pays 25USD/week... For a family of 5... Thanks! I felt the love! 🖕🏻

@Smaug185

Ай бұрын

oh we all know stories like that! A pioneer that kept waiting for God to provide didnt have health insurance ends up with type 2 diabetes and loses front teeth.

Jehovah's Witnesses are so full of crap and not knocking my mother who has been a JW member for 30+ years, she is dillusional.

idk when I lost the challenge cuz I was perpetually cringing throughout

When I was in the religion I NEVER talked with my friends like this lol it’s so unrealistic

These little dramas are like HallMark Movies now😂

I lost it almost immediately

Funniest moment: 22:43-22:48 "Who are you looking forward to seeing in the Resurrection the most?", "Joseph Stalin" 😂😂

@shongalitzky9686

Ай бұрын

Yes Tovarish! I, Josef Stalin, wil mit yu in heven end tich yu ebaut Komyunisem!

@TheJediBrick

20 күн бұрын

I said "your mom"

“Christmassy” (or how you write it) it sounds like a song from Barbie as the island princess😭😭😭

I'm currently dying bc i got a bible ad before the video. (Im not religious, and i haven't been for years, lmao.)

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw

Ай бұрын

Join he club I'm atheist, but I'm not afraid of using the Bible against them. I don't view faith (religion) to be an inconvenience But the people who is preaching it Why because a lot of them hide their human biases in their faith.

Omg Pioneering is not a competition, JWs are so insecure, nothing is done out of love, everything is for show.

That drama is pure evil. It's going to give me nightmares

These must be the neatest, cleanest Hebrews in the neatest cleanest village in the whole middle east

Panda, you are absolutely fucking hilarious. When you said you'd rather lose a kidney than sit through it again. Then the off-hand remark as you'd look forward to meeting Josef Stalin again made me choke with laughter.

Forget the cringe challenge. The cringe is constant....only interrupted by anger. It's the anger challenge for me.

You always manage to post when I’m sad 🙏

Holy cow that Good News song at the end was just a little over the top!

This came out the same time I walked by JWs in the ministry at a book cart wow 👀👀 I thank the funny panda friend for making them so recognizable by literature and style

I'm a Orthodox Christian ☦

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw

Ай бұрын

I'm atheist and. Bisexual

Found it strange they ask who are you waiting to meet, then you are told nope, no reason to look into family trees etc omg don'nt go to a cemetary to check names & dates ! Neighbor freaked when I told her I'd been looking into my family's background. YES this " song" sounds Christmasy ! Their new angel stuffies is beyond ....just betond..,BUT you can't have an angel statue in your garden. LOL conventions out here don'nt let nonJWs go unless they are getting baptised. Hard to believe 8 yrs to watch their movie. I can not get how they REALLY believe the use of all their tech once all comes back to br, sittin chatting w Noah, Adam & Eve.. just bizzare..

@davidreda1211

Ай бұрын

8 yrs to watch a video. It's almost as if they're not prepping for the "Great Tribulation." Their cognitive dissonance is off the charts to where they can't recognize their contradictions & inconsistencies.

29:26 oh hell yeah let’s really throw it allll the way back! If that’s the silent film I think it is, it even predates the JW stuff from 1914!

Every day Panda posts is a good day. Con-Vention bashing is always my favorite content ❤❤

For the Algo 🙌🏾

@hittsrus5185

Ай бұрын

Boost

12:20 it’s more dignified to just ghost her than shit on her sexuality and yammer about his beliefs. What the fuck, his friend really thought he couldn’t just, idk, leave her alone?

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw

Ай бұрын

No, for the sake of winning the moral argument. Plus is JW propaganda.

Are there really people like this .?

You are a gift to the world! Love your whole channel.

As a Christian myself they have become insane

What a crazy religion

@AgnesBooth-zu7tw

Ай бұрын

Bro the faith is not the issue Is the people who preach it.

My family was very close to being a JW family since my grandparents on my dads side are in the community and sometimes we had to go to church with them in summer, luckily my mom wasn’t a religious person so we never did any of the missions.

I remember when i was younger and still part of this church, and one of their members talked about how they lied to recruit someone else by reading a verse that basically says "loves covers a big chunk of sin", and saying it said "the love of weed is a lot of sin" and this was made possible because of how in my mother tongue some words can be spelt the same, but pronounced differently if you emphasise on different parts of the word. So in this case the word means to 'cover', but it can also be read as 'weed'. This story never sat well with me but couldn’t understand why when i was younger but now i know what's wrong with it

i remember when i was little i was at a convention w/ my parents and i was so bored but i remembered hearing “the end is near” and was absolutely TERRIFIED that i prayed about wanting to believe in jehovah. fast forward 10 years and im the #1 fan of a satanic band and haven’t gone to a meeting in around a year or two.

@crow-t-robot

28 күн бұрын

I didn't see your username but I knew you were talking about Ghost 😂 I love them!

I must have been out of my mind. I regular pioneered for 22 years, 100 hours a month while raising three children and later a few grandchildren. It's insane and then, blam your eyes are open and you say, "this is all a bunch of BS" and leave.

"The ends is just around the corner." it's the same thing since 1915. They turned the wrong way.

I have to do a THREE DAY CONVENTION and they expect me to be ok with that bro. I feel like a prisoner.

WT should stop showing fanciful houses where we in Africa don't have d little of such luxury..... didn't Jesus teach his disciples with what is relatable to them?... Talking of being counsel i was told that my attire was not appropriate for talk and I was also counselled about a simple definition, gosh..

As a former non denom Christian, that song absolutely sounds like a Christmas carol😭

I'm having to go and already dreading it. I Hate sitting there for like 6 hours or something. Having to head the same damn thing, hearing that if I don't follow Jehovah's rule, I'll die and won't get to be with my family. Why does it have to be that way?? I love my family I don't wanna follow some guys rules and live in his world and do what HE wants. But I don't wanna lose my Family. It's so scary.

@ChristianBerthiaume

Ай бұрын

I understand that they're your family and I feel bad but I should tell you...they probably aren't worth it, since obviously they are delusional if they are JWs and if I were you I'd run immediately.

went to bed last night listening to the last part, woke up, to a new part!!!

>Joseph dissapears all evidence seems to imply that he died

The last speaker (in the blue suit jacket) looks like Kent Fisher....i was at patterson when he was there

"You're cute and all, but the Bible told me I can't hook up with you." 😂

I usually win the cringe challenge. I'm very hard to cringe, but that final song got to me

even as a Christian, I absolutely love what you expose and I get a good laugh as well!

Sign over your mortgage, grab your go bag . . Hit the road , flee to the mountains . By the time you figure it out . . . . YOUR HOMELESS ! 😢

ol Joseph could kick it with the fam all the time he had a monopoly on hut furniture…and he does kinda just disappear after J hits his teens good point😂

It's the fact they're singing about the birth of Jesus for a long portion of that song. That's a VERY Christmasy topic to keep holding a tune to.

THE RANDOM LAUGHING DOG CLIP TOOK ME OUTTTTT

Those conventions each time are getting crazier and making mistakes that reaveal the own mistakes of the illogical body

Before the song: “It can’t be as bad as All the Single Furries, right?” After the song: “it was worse ;-;”

The hackling laughing dog you inserted made me die laughing.

Okay about the Christmasy feeling... I wonder if the people who said that were Finnish, because it absolutely reminds me of a Finnish Christmas hymn En etsi valtaa loistoa. But like, worse.

I cringed before I got here. 😝

@hittsrus5185

Ай бұрын

Correct reaction

Ever since I have started watching your channel I have been getting countless ads of the new Jesus movie, bible study websites, and The Daily Wire junk. This never happens when I watch other non religious content its only when u watch you and I think it's funny.

I have, in fact, dealt with the problem of homosexuality. But don't worry, it turned into pansexuality instead! Problem solved!

you were right, that end song got me

There's no way the no cringe challenge has anything besides a 100% fail rate 😂

The Beginning Of The Pioneer Segment Felt Like An Antidepressent Commercial 😂

I used to ignore the outline and do my own talj, not one elder noticed

One punch man 😂😂 that’s a good one

Bro thinks he’s the biblical whirow 💀

"The following day..." Okay, I lost it at that one. 😀 It probably really felt that long listening to it.

I got TWO “prayer and meditation app” ADS ON THIS VIDEO 😓