Imagine a square pig with a crown running at you while yelling "YOUNG MAAAAAAN, YOUNG MAAAAAAAN"

@amritashrestha365

2 жыл бұрын

YES.

@aromantic_dinosaur1252

2 жыл бұрын

Terrifying

@-Samik-

Жыл бұрын

@Archibald Shingleton wtf dude

I love the bedwars player’s mindset of “I don’t understand what happened, so hacks” And then I guess your teammate thought, “Well, most hacking reports are true, so my teammate probably IS hacking”

@bobwilson679

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t even understand what the opponent doesn’t understand about what happened.

@Dodge_this

3 жыл бұрын

It's more skyblocks players

@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dodge_this skywars*

@warrior3129

2 жыл бұрын

i think he was noob because he doesnt know jump boost potions

@ytchannel1521

2 жыл бұрын

My opinion, why would you ban ur teammate if he is hacking? Hacker teammates= free wins

Technoblade “I’m gonna try to wipe out a team by myself because I’m bored” Me “I’m gonna try to kill one guy with my team because I’m bored”

@miamisoda143

4 жыл бұрын

XxgamerdudexX XxgamerdudexX LOL u subbed to Lagan Paul

@kawcio1516

4 жыл бұрын

I just breaking beds that easy no eye contact just beds

@Bastainfr

4 жыл бұрын

just l o l and b r u h

@kermit1017

4 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna try to hide and let my team kill a guy because I’m brave

@SpikeIsCoolAndManly

3 жыл бұрын

Kevin Ross “logan”

"There's gonna be an invisible sword that just materializes in front of you and destroys your d-" *ad plays* "-ream"

@alicej9692

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@emmanuelsamuels2470

3 жыл бұрын

Buy premium

@dragonfli1023

3 жыл бұрын

@@emmanuelsamuels2470 ITS A SCAAAAAAM

@whale_inc9646

3 жыл бұрын

@@dragonfli1023 beat me to it

@whale_inc9646

3 жыл бұрын

@Christian Hogan thats nice

12:58 That laugh was absolutely terrifying. You know when the buff guy actually meets competition? It was like that. Techno is like, “not bad kid” lmao.

Alright lets stop being confused and appreciate techno's new (good) schedule of uploads until he finds a new book to read

@Technoblade

6 жыл бұрын

lol u right actually had to drag myself away from reading yona of the dawn just to make this video

@OffenT

6 жыл бұрын

Must've been painful

@rekt307

6 жыл бұрын

Technoblade lol

@loafed3064

6 жыл бұрын

Technoblade shit shouldn’t of had I would’ve move for shit while reading manga I recommend many others

@OffenT

6 жыл бұрын

PanPan hey dissa christian mineboi survar

12:55 martyrdom, drop a live grenade when killed.

@cs_lira

3 жыл бұрын

He had a pearl...

@raidenmetalgear3572

3 жыл бұрын

@@cs_lira what?

@eresball5413

3 жыл бұрын

@@cs_lira he died....

@cs_lira

3 жыл бұрын

So... It turns out I don't know what I was thinking writing that first comment

@lemondigit7309

3 жыл бұрын

@@cs_lira when I write something controversial that happens to me

“Boom, it’s all been laid down” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@slinerd802

3 жыл бұрын

"stop making fake quotes about me" -Sun Tzu-Wu, The Art of War

@yusufmalick5946

3 жыл бұрын

@@slinerd802 "Why should I" -Sun Tzu, the art of war

@rmxzz1446

3 жыл бұрын

@@slinerd802 "oof" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

@sleeeepyy_

2 жыл бұрын

@@slinerd802 "lol never" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

I think that haircut gave you super powers.

@jbbajangamer

6 жыл бұрын

BoomBQ iws

@SherlockHolmesACD

5 жыл бұрын

super sayan

@luigiplayerone7749

5 жыл бұрын

BoomBQ but he dyed

@babajijao9980

4 жыл бұрын

super saiyan 4

@paper-plater913

4 жыл бұрын

IKR lol

(Insert upload schedule joke here)

@walkingman4889

6 жыл бұрын

lmao just say "lmao"

@walkingman4889

6 жыл бұрын

farhan aleem I wasn't talking to you :p

@rekt307

6 жыл бұрын

Rymaster99 shut up with the jokes idiot

@Memeo.

5 жыл бұрын

@@rekt307 one salty boi over here

@rekt307

5 жыл бұрын

@@Memeo. kid it was 8 months ago

You know you’re rich when you pearl just to save time.

12:55 respect for this guy for not giving up and admitting defeat

@wasquash

Жыл бұрын

He got the last laugh

Generators are maxed Easy to get emeralds instantly Nobody uses obsidian even though they would have had time Logic

@auntgratildathe32ndofnorma11

3 жыл бұрын

You cant get obsidian in this game mode

@meeb3897

3 жыл бұрын

sam fuey 7:48 you can see he can buy obsidian

@wolfplayz6213

3 жыл бұрын

Meeb u can’t anymore

@haydenlee4804

3 жыл бұрын

@@wolfplayz6213 yes

@matt8258

3 жыл бұрын

@@wolfplayz6213 this video is also two years old

yeah but we will eventually get used to this upload schedule and he is going to absoulutely yeet us and go back to montly i bet

@zeayd4546

4 жыл бұрын

Your guess was true

@bipppo9717

4 жыл бұрын

You're the prophet now

@Xorthane

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@askari4528

3 жыл бұрын

true

Can we just appreciate that kid's determination who still manages to fireball revenge technoblade as he's falling to the void?

Before he said what rush is, I was like “IS HE HACKING, HOW IS HE DOING THAT WITH THE BRIDGES!?” LOL

@paraliez7346

3 жыл бұрын

LOL! great comment Greg, I’ll share this with all my friends!

@_sp1rit611

2 жыл бұрын

@@paraliez7346 tf

@AeroTheVaporeon

2 жыл бұрын

@@paraliez7346 are you a 40 year old facebook mom lmfao

@theultimatehomiegsenior3058

2 жыл бұрын

LOL! great comment Greg, I’ll share this with all my friends!

Technoblade? More like Technobald.

@coasterposter6829

4 жыл бұрын

Slappuku slappuku? More like slappoop

@julmay503

4 жыл бұрын

Haha uverused jokes are so funny

@pomurain

3 жыл бұрын

this was 2 years ago idiot wtf

@pb_x

3 жыл бұрын

ah yes, uverused

@robichiccorussianugandankn6846

3 жыл бұрын

Re_May14 ah,yes grammar

Techno is a legend I remember this is the first video I watched from him and I loved him ever since I always loved checking in on the channel and seeing a new video pop up from him I guess it's just hard I might never have that big smile on my face that techno gave me again "TECHNO NEVER DIES" this is taking such a weird toll on me I didn't expect to be this sad and down I just can't believe this hyper funny guy was aware what was going to happen I honestly was convinced he was gonna be alright and I would watch him just forever but I should just appreciate all he has done for this community and how much he has done for me with his videos

@CoolCook1e

Жыл бұрын

Basically the same for me...

@CoolCook1e

Жыл бұрын

I'll miss him

@CoolCook1e

Жыл бұрын

@@YourFavouriteAustralian same

@CoolDOOMs

Жыл бұрын

I'm still in disbelief like I'm still sad and down everytime I think about it

@TheMinecraftCookie

Жыл бұрын

So true. I only started watching him a year ago and I fell in love with his videos from 1 minute in

Enemy player: *breathes* Technoblade: *D I I I E*

@dasaniwater1618

3 жыл бұрын

Yes the breathing tells techno if they can be killed cause they’re alive and not dead

@nemesys9904

3 жыл бұрын

@@dasaniwater1618 :o

@SparkliOfficial

Жыл бұрын

@@nemesys9904 makes sense

@nemesys9904

Жыл бұрын

@@SparkliOfficial ikr

“Truly a manly man” -Technoblade, 2018

It is confirmed. Technoblade is gone... this guy has replaced him. KEEP THIS GUY AND FORGET TECHNO! Edit on 04/07/2023: Well needless to say, this comment aged very poorly. Rest in peace Technoblade, we all miss you and hope you’re resting easy… 😞💔

@achrylx2624

6 жыл бұрын

Booga04 Minecraft it’s probs the same techno, it’s just the Haircut man, I’m telling you

@dawson4839

6 жыл бұрын

that was literally a periphrased comment of someone else's comment that got 200 ish likes

@luigiplayerone7749

5 жыл бұрын

Booga04 Minecraft no

@sugarwqter6018

5 жыл бұрын

YEA- WAIT WHAT NO

@puddle9810

Жыл бұрын

this aged poorly

I have more respect for what Techno accomplished in his short time than almost any other creator on the platform. Pure talent, skill and dedication that you just don't see anywhere else. He is missed

@xxcallmehcocoxx4524

Жыл бұрын

@Archibald Shingleton bro shut up

@fotisthepro8047

Жыл бұрын

@Archibald Shingleton bruh

@Temerityofficial21201

Жыл бұрын

“Short time” Oldest video: 8 years ago

@averagetechnobladefan

Жыл бұрын

WHY IS NO ONE MEMEING HIS DEATH DAMN IT

@Cloud-901

Жыл бұрын

@@averagetechnobladefan i will meme you when you die

8:48 If you want to be a hero, young man, if you want to be a hero... *_THEN DIE LIKE ONE!_*

@AaqibSZN

3 жыл бұрын

TRUE

Technoblade never die, we will miss you

(Insert haircut joke here)

@barnabashorvath2149

6 жыл бұрын

[Insert sarcastic reply here]

@rekt307

6 жыл бұрын

Rymaster99 shut up with the jokes idiot

@kiffolisk6011

5 жыл бұрын

haircut joke here)

@dorayrivers

5 жыл бұрын

GET REKT YT - Roblox, and More! Y u so mad?

@SherlockHolmesACD

5 жыл бұрын

the haircut is HAIRlarious

The uploads still have me shook tbh😂😂😂

@jimmyneutron-po4cx

6 жыл бұрын

its..... daily uploads :o

@xSniperFoxy

6 жыл бұрын

Everytime he says 'you know' im like "YES!?" And i realize im listening to a daily upload which shouldnt exist ( my name is juno) and im very confused by this witchcraft of uploads, its the haircut ;-;

@lktsang9731

6 жыл бұрын

Me after 2nd consecutive upload: omg yes Me after 3rd consecutive upload: wow are you serious? Me after seeing this video: wtf

@jbbajangamer

6 жыл бұрын

Why is it that my comment goes to the bottom of the comments instantly but yours doesn't even though I posted my comment at almost the same time

@ItzTheDragon

6 жыл бұрын

same, man. I think it’s the apocalypse

I love how everybody is talking about a good upload schedule, but the potato war has murdered it 😂

13:20 "Ah yes this is a very floorish floor"

MORE UPLOAD OMG ITS A DRRREAAAMMM HAAXXXX *More Haircuts*

@azetac_

3 жыл бұрын

This isnt dream this technoblade

@cherilynsarts8845

3 жыл бұрын

@@azetac_ Uhh- I think they meant that Techno uploaded a new video so it's a dream for them lol

@azetac_

3 жыл бұрын

wow I am dumb

I swear if the old Technoblade is in a deep sleep cause of sleeping pills, give him more this guy is way better

8:43 you want to be a hero? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!!

May his soul RIP !! Technoblade never dies !!! (T.T)

Something tells me this new and improved upload schedule won’t last very long lol Still, it’s an awesome feeling coming home from school and knowing there’s a brand new Technoblade video to watch :3 Especially Bedwars, which is a- MAH FAVE

Rush Mode: **exists** Technoblade: Stonks

That laugh at the end tho 13:54

I swear this man put more passion and work into his vids than the average Minecraft KZreadr by far. Each cover picture for the videos are pure gold wrapped in gold. Miss you Techno.

4:51hearing this while he passed away is really sad

@sherinebeiruti7092

Жыл бұрын

I'm happy because who 😂

6:43 - this glitchy run in multiplayer is so annoying, glad to know it doesn't happen just to me.

By this point, I’m pretending Technoblade’s not dead by watching videos he’s made that I forgot about to relive my sadness :(

Anyone else watch his videos for comfort

"Oh you think that walls gonna stop me? it stopped me"

Techno blade : wipes a squad wid wooden sword Me: can’t kill 1 player wid diamond sword

"Truly A Manley Man" 13:20

I like how techno puts some effort in some thumbnails but then has a amazing thumbnail

12:56 How the dinosaurs really went extinct, and their reactions (except they weren't laughing)

its really hard to accept that someone is gone with this much good of a humor

00:08 "Dreams" "Knockoff game modes, different than the last" Hmm... Minecraft speedrunner vs 3 hunters Minecraft but series Minecraft mysteries Beating minecraft without leaving the nether Welp, Techno did predict someone after all

@dragonfli1023

3 жыл бұрын

@@ska3521 on who, dream? if so then I agree

@gabecentric8528

3 жыл бұрын

he said one off, and hypixel literally labeled it dream gamemodes-

@isaiaherrera07

3 жыл бұрын

@@ska3521 no lol

Technoblade era uma lenda nesse jogo, esse jogo precisa dele precisa continuar de onde ele parou, essa pessoa tera que pegar a sua 👑 e ganha muito mais em nome do technoblade

WHAT KIND OF LEGENDARY HAIRCUT IS THIS THAT WERE GETTING DAILY UPLOADS

@jbbajangamer

6 жыл бұрын

yeah im not gonna get any likes on this :(

@jbbajangamer

6 жыл бұрын

ITS NOT FAIR I COMMENT EARLY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND I NEVER GET ANY LIKES

@jbbajangamer

6 жыл бұрын

WHYYYYY KZread WHY YOU LET ME SINK TO THE BOTTOM OF THW COMMENTS SECTION :'(

@Ronitrocket

6 жыл бұрын

i liek

@jbbajangamer

6 жыл бұрын

wow thank you

That moment when you know it's techno "it's a 3v3v1 I'ma wipe out a team since I'm bored

8:53 *has 7 hearts left* "i dont have the health to do this"

“He’s not hacking, he just has a really good gaming chair”

Damn… this hits different now

Rest in peace Minecraft King ❣️

Top 3 scariest things on Earth from less to most 1 The Dark 2 Serial Killers 3 *You're bed has been destroyed by Technoblade*

got recommended this video today, felt a pang of sadness but still watched through to the end. Miss him everyday, but I'm grateful his content is still up to remember him by

Every time i watch this man i feel a comfort that i never had with most of the other youtubers and i know he will always live in our hearth❤

Rest in peace technoblade sir

Just chillin, binge watching all of Techno's videos because I have nothing better to do :)

12:56 “if I’m going down, I’m takin you with me!”

When ur hair gets more longer, GET MORE HAIRCUTS!

hi techno i love you give me a hug

@seadoggo1248

6 жыл бұрын

*stabs* shhh, goodnight

@gabaskar1228

6 жыл бұрын

Hug!

@burger-esports

6 жыл бұрын

Sea Doggo yoot

@trulylavender

6 жыл бұрын

guH

@adonisjueves5503

6 жыл бұрын

I'm depressed

Rest in peace brother😭 the universe hasn't been kind on you this life but i hope you get the best of the best in heaven 😭❤

Technoblade: gets fireballed off Also Technoblade: has ender pearl in hotbar

i think his hair has grown back!! he’s not uploading

10:33 if i was one of techno's teamates i wouldve been like "its not cheating its called Technoblade"

9:00 YOUNG MAN It's fun to stay at the Y M C A

Most teams without a bed: Let's be careful and not rush anyone. Techoblade with no bed: I am going to attack because I am bored

“Welcome to hell I mean my KZread channel” is when your voice dropped to your purberty voice

thank you technoblade for bringing us all of your happy content thank you forever thank you

“All part of my master plan” -sun zu art of war

I'm re watching all of his videos.... love u techno

You will be remembered Techno rest in peace 😔🥀

9:22 there was a dream skin 2 years ago

@moakay

3 жыл бұрын

It was just a light green skin

Watching some techno videos while he's recovering

"everyone can afford invis so you are never safe" This is what TF2 against a spy feels like

Rewatching Techno’s videos one by one… thanks for the memories and the laughs Techno. I’m trying to stifle a weak laugh between the tears. Goodbye Techno. We’ll all miss you. Hope you’re doing fine up there, wherever you are. You were too good for this mortal plane, and your sexy elbows were needed in heaven, so I guess this is farewell. “Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look upon them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death…” - Sun Tzu, the art of war.

@kanaflux

Жыл бұрын

o7

@gabrielroy65

6 ай бұрын

o7

my god... It was too soon.

That's close baby techno never dies

Me: Plays minecraft because I'm bored Techno: Wipes out a team because he's bored

9:25 someone with dream skin... AND THIS IS 2018

@alien_teetaw

3 жыл бұрын

Pog

@coolpotato6759

2 жыл бұрын

It’s not dream skin, it has a slime head

Seriously, the posting frequency is messed up. Worse than the Hypixel anti-cheat

@nxctra

6 жыл бұрын

Rymaster99 Dude stop. posting 5 jokes doesn't make any of them funny

@boop6428

4 жыл бұрын

Hey that's was pretty funny

@lucasoliver3221

3 жыл бұрын

Rymaster OMG stop pls u commented 9 billion times kid

@Repterek

3 жыл бұрын

how many comments do you have on this video mate jeez

12:56 the mans a legend, taking down tech before passing into oblivion

Imagine your entire team gets eliminated, then you watch your single living teammate win the game

0:08 they are doing dreams

I actually thought he was hacking in the first few seconds of the vid when he hadn’t showed how the modes blocks work yrt

technoblade: the new bedwars mode is crazy me: or as the 2020 technoblade would say, *WACK*

me: only person on team *jumps off and disconnects with no hope on winning* technoblade:its going great!

i miss you techno, hope you recover quick my friend

@sebe3069

Жыл бұрын

He died lol

@sebe3069

Жыл бұрын

Well not lol but he said he wants people to meme his death

@dakshdkdgamer6834

Жыл бұрын

@@sebe3069 don't.

@sebe3069

Жыл бұрын

@@dakshdkdgamer6834 well look on the bright side he dosent have canser any more

@dakshdkdgamer6834

Жыл бұрын

@@sebe3069 bro...he died.

every time he says _young man_ that one song starts playing in my head like *_young man theres no need to feel down I said YOUNG MAN pick your head something something I said Y O U N G M A N_*

@humblefirework2970

3 жыл бұрын

Its fun to stay at the - Y M C A 💃🏻

@ibby7194

2 жыл бұрын

It's fun to stay at the Y M C Aaa

Re-watching him after this death it so sad rest in piece king

The pillager sounds should be replaced with the "hmh" that techno is doing when he goes tryhard

QUICKLY BURN EVERY BOOKS IN THE WORLD! NO BOOKS MORE UPLOADS FROM TECHNO

1:16 lowkey rymes

blue: *abandons their base* techno: well i guess this is mine now

Technoblade and videogamedunkey have like the same humor that’s one of the reasons why I love techno

We will miss you always

Good memories..

@CB-fq2ye

Жыл бұрын

He will be missed

*people are hiding in a box* Technoblade: I'M BREAKING IN

"this is my *real-estate*