When this guy turns 70 he migh have a mental breakdown

@cozmicmic

2 жыл бұрын

Bro imagine XD

@jonathanc.5364

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry he is gonna kill himself when he turns 69 years old lol

@ziepex7009

Жыл бұрын

He privated his steam account

@eliasvonbrille

Жыл бұрын

His whole life goal is just becoming 69 years old.

@handlemonium

Жыл бұрын

Why not 96?

He's every 13 year old's hero

@asaffg

2 жыл бұрын

He is 69 year old

@flyingfetus4364

2 жыл бұрын

@@asaffg he gon' kill himself at that age

@skivav369

2 жыл бұрын

@@asaffg and he have 69 wives

@mintyminxduo

Жыл бұрын

every redditard and pewdiepie fans hero :

69% avg game completion is CRAZY

@stanleybochenek1862

Жыл бұрын

Yes

It's the fact he chose to do 6969 comments instead of just 69 pages

@samhirschi2106

2 ай бұрын

41,000 comments, 6969 pages of comments

@jonathan_420

2 ай бұрын

@@samhirschi2106he definitely used a script or bot to comment all that

Badges, groups, and screenshots? Easy. Items owned and comments? Straightforward. Achievements, perfect games, and average completion rate? Eyebrows hit the ceiling.

@skorpid-tm4531

2 жыл бұрын

Or more like jaw hitting the floor 🤣

@Dragons_Nut

2 жыл бұрын

The mix of in game time and achievements got me hard

@edwardcardozo8325

Жыл бұрын

earape_vineboom.mp3

@irvancrocs1753

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention having those 1337 games and 6969 items really took huge amount of dedication and money as well..

Most insane profile I've seen only had 2 games owned, the first was like 2000 hours in Manhunt the second was 6000hrs in Barbie's dream house

@kyrylon9945

2 жыл бұрын

omg link?

@asparagusoffice

2 жыл бұрын

the 30k hours in dead island riptide made me fear for a random dude's sanity

@mrparadisedrifter1678

2 жыл бұрын

only 6k hours on barbies dream house?

@KimionTM

2 жыл бұрын

those numbers were most likely idled

@kyrylon9945

2 жыл бұрын

@@KimionTM still crazy

Man found dead at the age of 69 a day before his birthday. He shouted " Dedication" - says neighbor Sikh Nein

@sebastian2038

Жыл бұрын

Found dead 69 days after his 69th birthday

@keshi5541

Жыл бұрын

dies from 69 bullet wounds on 69th avenue st. Postcode 6969, at 1.09am. 69 invites to his funeral and for 69 days his account was left untouched only to be passed down to the next sucessor.

@hjk4583

2 ай бұрын

He had a happy life, with a huge family of 69 wives and 69 children, 69 houses and 69 cars, each totaling 696,696,696$ of networth

69% average completion rate is actually kind of insane.

@LoLaSn

2 ай бұрын

That's a colossal understatement, unfathomable to me

@MEGABUMSTENCH

2 ай бұрын

easily done with achievement editor

I respect the dedication, but this must be a huge burden

@wretch1300

2 жыл бұрын

Probably has an alter account where they actually play stuff and this is just a masterpiece meant only for display.

He needed to own games that totaled exactly 10,100 achievements, and then beat exactly 6,969 of them to hit that 69% completion rate. Absolute mathematical gangster

@GlobalBooster

2 жыл бұрын

indeed

@GlobalBooster

2 жыл бұрын

btw nice logo xd

@h3xagon488

2 жыл бұрын

@@GlobalBooster he is music producer btw

@azza5996

2 жыл бұрын

@@h3xagon488 dude, its a punchline dude.. you know the music producer make a music name nice logo right?

@h3xagon488

2 жыл бұрын

@@azza5996 I honestly cannot understand your comment

He also showcased a picture with Fire and Ice knifes or something. F is a 6th letter of the alphabet and I is 9th.

@shubhamsingh6037oct

Жыл бұрын

das dedication

Bro has a golden pan but he can’t use the account

@crocodile1799

Жыл бұрын

Truly devastating

@MethAddict21

Жыл бұрын

devastation

I think this guy really likes that number

@yabox

2 жыл бұрын

@Squirex LoL Montages who doesnt 😏

@tylerredforge5563

2 жыл бұрын

@@yabox yep

@cult2

2 жыл бұрын

brainwashed to sex number

@captain896

2 жыл бұрын

Nahh you think?

@oneyedeagle

2 жыл бұрын

He said its his favourite position

"You have 69 friends in common" would have been the icing on the cake.

@Pimpmedown

2 жыл бұрын

i like that you have 169 likes. so i wont give you another

@escrality3383

2 жыл бұрын

690 likes, nice chain incoming

@escrality3383

2 жыл бұрын

nice

@noskillman6507

2 жыл бұрын

would be low key creepy

@sheepcommander_

2 жыл бұрын

@@noskillman6507 Imagine making bots that friend as many people as they can but only to make sure it gets to 69. Or some sort of hack lmfao

Bro can never use that steam account again.

69 years of service

He went thru so much. Losing so much time out of his life for this. And the crazy thing is. When someone comes across this , they will think oh that’s neat and forget about it a day later lol

@emanuelespinoza560

2 жыл бұрын

Nope i don't forget things like this so easily

@Ghostxx

2 жыл бұрын

@@emanuelespinoza560 good for you

@irvancrocs1753

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention he has 1337 games and 6969 items as well, which really took huge amount of dedication and money, so not only his personal goal is hardcore af it's also expensive.

@Mutantdogfangs

Жыл бұрын

tbf that’s how most art is perceived lol

@BizarreHD

Ай бұрын

yeah this dudes a nutter tbh

Man's literally got the golden pan and dragon lore

@Kyntox

2 жыл бұрын

thats nothing the steam level 2050 is nuts thats like 100k worth of cards and badges

@calebgao6931

2 жыл бұрын

I think the howl worth even more

@Kyntox

2 жыл бұрын

@sunrise yes i know it goes for about 6.5k right now so what

@Elf_Pyro

2 жыл бұрын

@sunrise 100k is just a bit more than that tho

@Venox_MK8

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kyntox And thats not even the highest steam level that someone has^^

Everything: 6969 Steam lvl: 2050 👌

this man can never use his account again

What I expected for the most insane steam profile: Incredibly edgy profile What I got: 69

@goawayrayy

2 жыл бұрын

instead of an edgy profile you got a self centered guy that spends too much money on items

@kritz9997

2 жыл бұрын

@@goawayrayy You must be fun one in parties

@goawayrayy

2 жыл бұрын

@@kritz9997 i dont know what brought you to that conclusion but 👍

@Burger19985

2 жыл бұрын

@@kritz9997 everyone in this comment section is on copious amounts of copium

@itspurplepaw6163

2 жыл бұрын

My disappointment is, immesurrable And my day is ruines

Nobody is going to mention the 30k Euros worth of items in his inventory

@psycho4207

2 жыл бұрын

by that point its only a sideshow to the actual highlight.

@Venox_MK8

2 жыл бұрын

Because there are so many people who have way more then 30k€ i guess

@teemumiettinen7250

2 жыл бұрын

should had been 69k

@jameaddison7842

2 жыл бұрын

his steam level costs atleast $20000 in badges and games

@vrtex17

2 жыл бұрын

the most expensive joke ever.

The CEO of sex.

Achievment unlocked: Serious dedication

@foxidkwhattowrite8339

Жыл бұрын

But now it would be 6970...

He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will.

@symonxd

2 жыл бұрын

JOHUN WICKUUUH

i like how youtube recommended this video at the same time for everybody

invalidated, not steam level 6969

@Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu01

2 ай бұрын

Not even St4ck is that high level, and he's the highest. *5001*

Imagine he's playing a good game them "oops, 69% done, goodbye"

My god. The maths to figure out how to have 69% completion rate and 6969 achievements is just remarkable. The whole account must’ve taken so much planning

@jackthelad6386

2 жыл бұрын

the completion rate is easy just finish a few and like 1 percent the rest but thats the only easy thing he did i would think

@GeneralPet

2 жыл бұрын

All you need to do is x = 0.69*N where x is the number of achievements you need and N is the total achievements in game. The fact that x is also 6969 is very lucky, it means the game has exactly 10,100 achievements in total. He was probably looking for a game with this number.

@czechio

2 жыл бұрын

theres a program where you can unlock achievements by the game you want

@Bwalston910

2 жыл бұрын

@@czechio Yup, Steam Achievement Manager. I do not condone using it nor am I responsible for one's account, but it works.

@jeremias-serus

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bwalston910 you don't need any of those prefaces no ones suing you lmao

6ix9ine had been real quiet after this guy show up

You can delete steam achievements with the steam achievement manager, but the number of badges is irreversible.

you can use steam achievement manager to remove achievements and all that stuff

SK-D Dos: Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

@luc3kys

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao that was funny as hell.

@marcel-d4344

2 жыл бұрын

Haha your a legend

@sleepy1066

2 жыл бұрын

SK-D Dos Vendetta

@damaraksama3008

2 жыл бұрын

"sometimes my hands are miracle beware"

@evoid.3949

2 жыл бұрын

Edgiest account

And now his goal is 6969 levels.

@ahmedt6322

2 жыл бұрын

He will earn badges if he levels up. So that fucks up everything

@Dastrid

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedt6322 true

@SkillerWolfCFM

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedt6322 you can give him a steam award with steam points that gives him xp...

@ahmedt6322

2 жыл бұрын

@@SkillerWolfCFM Lol imagine someone just does that and it completely ruins it all XD

@SkillerWolfCFM

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedt6322 that happened to Sparkles who had level 249 (that number identifies that his steam account is on 249 place of the early created steam accounts). But now he doesnt care and hes trying to achieve higher level and his community really helps him by sendim him cards

he can never ever use this steam profile ever again or else it'll all fall apart

He dedicated his Steam profile and his life to the number 69.

HE HAS THE GOLDEN PAN

Let's not ignore the fact that he literally have the golden frying pan

this is the most coolest and saddest thing lmfao

@DsgSleazy

Жыл бұрын

Naw, just coolest.

@generalfeeessh7764

Жыл бұрын

​@@DsgSleazy I'd say it is definitely sad to spend this much time on a joke like this, it wasn't even funny, just somewhat interesting.

@zakkosu727

Жыл бұрын

​@@generalfeeessh7764 is not sad at all

I have a feeling this guy stopped using the account as to stay safe with it all haha

69 is the worst internet inside joke, up there with rickroll but goddamn I've got to congratulate hard work

@calibesss3430

2 жыл бұрын

100%

@palomaelegante

Жыл бұрын

you said WHAT?

@mintyminxduo

Жыл бұрын

@@palomaelegante shut up kid

@UH-60_Blackhawk

2 ай бұрын

​@@palomaelegante truth

I love how each new 69 he see's just gets more and more unbelievable and he flips out.

my man cant use his account anymore for the meme

Someone was bored to death.

Imagine that this guy can't use anything, play games, get more achievements because he will ruin the perfect ballance in the universe.

@Simonw02

2 жыл бұрын

He can still play games that he 100% completed, cs for example

@j.w.318

2 жыл бұрын

Or use a second Steam Account...

@AlphaGuard

2 жыл бұрын

@@j.w.318 69 likes lol

@strider029

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReegusReever I remember using this 'program' you're talking about back in 2012 in Team Fortress lol. Literally unlocked all achievement items and flexed it to my friends. Good times.

@zenvious5645

2 жыл бұрын

@@strider029 yeah i did that to get all the items from the achievements good times man

hahaha this is so good

@yep4026

2 жыл бұрын

checkmark comment ✓

@kingrius1419

2 жыл бұрын

Yooo

@square2826

2 жыл бұрын

Sparkles do 4200

@amp4105

2 жыл бұрын

@@yep4026 This only applies to people who arent know, sparkles is known in csgo.

@yep4026

2 жыл бұрын

@@amp4105 kinda true but you'd never see this comment if it was a regular person commenting it

level isnt 6969, my day has been ruined

@StefanConstantinDumitrache

Жыл бұрын

I would like your comment, but it has 42 likes, which is everything!

@Jason-rp5ok

Жыл бұрын

@@StefanConstantinDumitrache i did 43

When he reaches the age of 69 He's be like : Oh, now I can rest in peace

So this who Heyzus was talking bout

@santeri5921

2 жыл бұрын

@@dcp0102 yes bruh

@walter2440

2 жыл бұрын

@@dcp0102 st4ck scammed nacho

There was a program named steam achievement manager, where you could add and take off achievements

@inferno

Жыл бұрын

the god damn thing still works

@klonzoll3920

Жыл бұрын

@@inferno name?

bro tryna get 6969 level on steam

0:13 He didnt noticed that he got the golden frying pan

You actually can delete achievements if they're done through the game api

He completely missed 6NACHO9 achievements panel

The pure dedication to the joke, I respect then so much

HE GOT A BADGE NOW ITS 6970

@zalabit927

Ай бұрын

I would throw myself onto the ocean at that point💀

@RobKaiser_SQuest

Ай бұрын

At least the accomplishment has been immortalized in this video

6970 badges now 😭😭

He probably never logged back onto the account in order to not mess something up.

@JerezFIN

2 жыл бұрын

he was online when i did watched him profile

@marcusmarenziussimonsen5992

2 жыл бұрын

@@JerezFIN Nice English Abdulla

@JerezFIN

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcusmarenziussimonsen5992 yes

@JerezFIN

2 жыл бұрын

@ׂ yes

@jeremias-serus

2 жыл бұрын

you can use SAM to edit your achievements. The dude still plays games on that account. And frankly Nacho's account isn't even close to the most impressive.

He got a steam badge. it's 6970 now.

@Whatamidoinghereaa

Жыл бұрын

NOOOO GABE WHYYYYYY

Nacho definitely weighs over 300 pounds

just imagine he had those badges before valve introduced profile awards -> someone gifts him an award -> he gets the community contributor badge -> whole profile ruined

@ShuskiCross

2 жыл бұрын

My friend had that happen to him, with just 69 badges. He got awarded a poetic profile award from valve. He got steam support to remove his official valve recognition award lol, just to keep his 69.

@Dolphinio

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShuskiCross did everyone clap afterwards

@mrqes

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dolphinio what

@Dolphinio

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrqes *did everyone clap afterwards*

@mrqes

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dolphinio *what?*

this man's unlucky number has to be 70

@alpakbabaaaa

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@marcelldavis7225

2 жыл бұрын

Or 68 ye

im more impressed bros got a golden pan

No 69 vac bans??

And I thought I was autistic

@imrunningoutofnames2413

2 жыл бұрын

You still are

@raze9310

2 жыл бұрын

You are

@takisforlyfe2657

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes

Level 2050 😔

Omg, how many years has he been on Steam? I've been on it for 12 years, but this is the most elaborate profile ever I've seen! Wow!

@Frejki

Жыл бұрын

def for 69 years

Bro 69% completion rate is so impressive

"You have 65 friends in common". The two of you need to need to somehow arrange for you to add 4 more of their friends to your friend list.

@edge8945

Жыл бұрын

Grow up, Jesus!

0:47 for anyone wondering, there is actually a program that can edit what achievements you have completed, you can force it to complete achievements you've never done before and delete achievements you have completed.

@Xeevv

Жыл бұрын

@@hoffer_moment I know it's anecdotal but I've never been vac banned when I used it. Needed it to get an achievement that was broken and wasn't granted even when completing the requirements for it.

just checked the profile. sadly the badge count is ruined because of the 2022 steam replay badge lol

69 funny and all, but how did he get 'Steam' as his favorite game?!

@Lxst2Dope

Жыл бұрын

You have to play steam with a picker tool and then you’re able to put in on fav games in your profile also works with dlcs

better pray to god he doesnt have the stanley parable, because theres an achievment for not playing the game for 5 years

@Fadexz

2 жыл бұрын

They can just not play the game then, but as far as I know you can lock achievements anyway.

@Rainbow_Sheep

2 жыл бұрын

You never get the achievement unless you open the game

@zokalyx

2 жыл бұрын

same with gmod I believe

@burntbrownie

2 жыл бұрын

i think if that happens he may commit seppuku

@koulematon7359

2 жыл бұрын

guy in this video is wrong - there is a achievement remover, called steam achievement manager. steam does not ban for this actually.

"an accidental achievement would make it 6970" my brain: 7000

This? This is why nothing can ever replace Steam. Steam is a community and culture in of itself - you're not going to see this level of dedication on Epic or even GOG.

He really got freaking australium pan

After all of that. He can't touch anything anymore because he will change something by one number

>has literally built an account equal to a medival kingdom by hand >gets roasted for the equivalent of one brick out of place

I hope he doesn't own any games like The Stanley Parable that give you an achievement after owning the game for 10 years. (Although you might have to open it to do that.) Still, his account hangs in the balance.

@NepSpoon

2 ай бұрын

You have to open the game to get the achievement, so they’re fine in that regard

"You take the joke too far" The joke:

average steam user

@Primesky

Жыл бұрын

moste normal steam user

steam badge is 6970 now sad nacho noises

ive seen his account recently and its been ruined sadly :( its so sad to see hes gotten an extra badge n stuff

This dude won't live to be 70 😂

@tritonwe8937

Жыл бұрын

Nah he'll jump from 69 yrs old to 71

@nuggetboi448

Жыл бұрын

Funny

@ithink2615

Жыл бұрын

@@nuggetboi448 no its facts

@nuggetboi448

Жыл бұрын

@@ithink2615 what ia

@nuggetboi448

Жыл бұрын

@@ithink2615 what is

69 VAC Bans

1:22, he has 69 items for csgo, 69 items for don't starve, 69 items for weird m symbol, 69 items for pubg and 69 items for dota

@Triangler2501

2 жыл бұрын

and 1337 for team fortress lul

@nony1253

2 жыл бұрын

@@Triangler2501 if its 1338 it couldve been 3+3 and 1+8 lmao

level 2050 trash profile ,its not 6969

That's what I call a "Professional 69 Gamer"

69 exist Westerner : good lol Easterner : 😮

The blue and pink lines are even six nining

@Jaksonranger

Жыл бұрын

Why have you done this

If he messes anything up, i guess it’ll be 420

And a golden frying pan A $7,000 item

@eurobeatintensifies5840

2 жыл бұрын

$6,969*

You can modify your accevements with 3rd party tools, used to use it in tf2 to get endless items

imagine this dude gets an achievment by accident and now he has to get 689999 new achievements to fix his profile

@beepboop2859

Жыл бұрын

im assuming the guy would then just use SAM to relock the achievement but it'd be hilarious if the dude decided to grind it out

He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.

The most insane virgin steam profile ever.

@pizzacarl6955

2 жыл бұрын

cry?

@GeneralPet

2 жыл бұрын

A woman should wish to have a man with such dedication

@billyjoe8185

2 жыл бұрын

is that a problem? He's not hurting anyone by getting achievements

@josephbodawig532

2 жыл бұрын

@@billyjoe8185 I dont recall virgin is a problem.

@4kdefinition70

2 жыл бұрын

With a thirst for 69 like that and being Australian I assume he has smashed a higher number than you can count. not saying you cant count high, just saying you would probs give up at like 6969 or something like that.

We not gonna mention the inventory value of 33k ?

@MiiMavis

2 ай бұрын

not as important

That probably took so much planning and math

@sami-1-3-5

2 ай бұрын

more like cheats

@existentialmoron6334

2 ай бұрын

@@sami-1-3-5 even with cheats, he'd still have to plan things well

@sami-1-3-5

2 ай бұрын

@@existentialmoron6334 he maybe used bots too

he has 6970 badges now 😭

@Hustlery

4 ай бұрын

RIP