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@Hjalle_Gaming
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is defencive wars allowed? just asking.
@I_Hate_YouTube.
Жыл бұрын
@@Hjalle_Gaming how would he fight if he can't...go to war.
@Hjalle_Gaming
Жыл бұрын
@@I_Hate_KZread. can't*
@I_Hate_YouTube.
Жыл бұрын
@@Hjalle_Gaming thanks
@Hjalle_Gaming
Жыл бұрын
@@I_Hate_KZread. you welcome
Live, laugh, love, Stalin
@mythicalheff
Жыл бұрын
“Live, laugh, love.” - Joseph Stalin, 1936
@awsomeninja7927
Жыл бұрын
And people back then when stalin was around said “live, laugh, love stalin
@DiscardPixel
Жыл бұрын
banger
@Lawine282
Жыл бұрын
Live, Laugh, love, Gulag
@mehmeh1999
Жыл бұрын
Live, laugh, love, Iosef.
You could try playing the best Germany game of your life and then, when you invade the Soviet Union, you should tag switch to them and try to survive. I've hear that challenge is pretty popular; I would like to see your take on it.
@Bitt3rSteel
Жыл бұрын
Man, that sounds like such a pain...i should add it to the list!
@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019
Жыл бұрын
@@Bitt3rSteel honestly that would be interesting to watch but I think you'll need to establish when the switch happens, like when you take stalingrad and/or leningrad and your about to take Moscow.
@Bitt3rSteel
Жыл бұрын
@@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 I'd not be able to salvage that kind of game I think. That AI does 0 prep
@Monkey_my_luv
Жыл бұрын
@@Bitt3rSteel do it pls boiii
@user-pn7jz9vr2z
Жыл бұрын
@@Bitt3rSteel don't forget to take over UK
“We will spread peace… and communism to all of our neighbors” -bittersteal
Extra challenge: no purges. Like, you can't execute ANYONE. Edit: since so many people said it, only execute if there is no other option.
@qbito10pl94
Жыл бұрын
You will be locked out of tree if u decide to go stalin tho
@Botar48
Жыл бұрын
That's literally not possible. If you don't purge people long enough game starts purging them automatically. Purging least amount of people is possible if you rush the purge tree but then you purge the mandatory ones in historical great purge events.
@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019
Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure it's scripted some events where you have to purge
@I_Hate_YouTube.
Жыл бұрын
@@Botar48 okay, you can't purge, unless there is no other option.
@edoardobaia7927
Жыл бұрын
@@Botar48 you can if you know how, and clearly you don't know
That picture of Stalin haunts my dreams
I challenge you to play a game as whatever country you want, beat up another country, then use console to change to the country you just beat up and try and save it
Bitt3rsteel was so chuffed at that encirclement he turned into gollum. 10:03
@Chewbert
Жыл бұрын
lmaooo
The Spanish Civil War is the most unfun experience ive had in this game, i get what they were going for, they wanted it to be a long conflict that lasted years like it did irl but they seemingly didn't think about if this would be good for a video game setting and so to make sure it lasts a long time they gave every single damn state a unplanned offensive modifier that slows everything down to a crawl, a mechanic that literally doesn't exist anywhere else in the game. And then even when you do win the civil war, you now have to simulate the rebuilding by having to recore everything again.
@janys6502
Жыл бұрын
You can remove the debuff and coring isnt that bad, it only costs some guns. The civil war is great, you can build a country from scratch
@ufnalfan5992
Жыл бұрын
wdym Spain is very fun
@Raviollius
Жыл бұрын
Wtf are the guys above on about, it's an unfunny mechanic that requires time, loads of guns AND pp to just have the benefits of having your own country back. No one else have to go through this after their own civil wars, it's just a mechanic to keep spain occupied and away from WW2. The unplanned offensive debuff is there to try and slow down the volunteer meta.
@davidjensen1221
Жыл бұрын
It would be fine if the AI actually took their decisions.
@TurtleShinobi42
Жыл бұрын
Funny how they added all of those and yet the civil war keeps ending in 1937.
The was so much fun to watch! And i guess technically its also the achievement guide to " not one step back" :D
“Ahh what a glorious peace deal” *shows the most disgusting and repulsive border gore ever* 26:26
@Kandall05161
Жыл бұрын
First time? It's not even that bad, France still owns France, Italy is intact, Albania is in once piece, and Lithuania exists outside of memel!
@user-pn7jz9vr2z
Жыл бұрын
@@Kandall05161 the only reason France is whole is Bc of the fact it didn't capitulate Honestly they should do something about Vichy - Free relations By far the worst thing here was Czechoslovakia
@melikshah4564
Жыл бұрын
@@user-pn7jz9vr2z or the fact that half of Austria including Vienna is a german exclave
@user-pn7jz9vr2z
Жыл бұрын
@@melikshah4564 true, but at least they are German, and Germany has a core on it
@whitezombie10
Жыл бұрын
I saw worse
This must be the most cursed thumbnail of Stalin I've ever seen
I keep playing this game even though it ends in pain 90% of the runs, its an abusive relationship
congrats on 100k subs!
10:57 in this case u can prob ask military access and build the railway urself
I really like your work, keep on!
Soviet volunteers in Spain: "We're here to liberate you! Please do not resist."
@whitezombie10
Жыл бұрын
"I wouldn't say free, more like under new management"
Great video also love hearing the excitement in your voice hahaha
More challenge videos like this pls I have watched the whole playlist now 😂
The image of Stalin in the thumbnail is gonna give me nightmares
Awesome! Longtime crossout fan, good sponsorship!
Good Guy Stalin ™ in this timeline still crushed Revolutionary Catalonia 😢
@Bitt3rSteel
Жыл бұрын
They chose...poorly
@tsoii
Жыл бұрын
goodguy stalin, the hebephile inseminator (He impregnated a 14 year old girl at least twice)
Crushed Fascism, looks at Venezuela "you wot mate?"
"volunteers" Me, making a full super-heavy tank division and using it to break through the 90 divisions per tile in china:
Bitt3rSteel, sorry if bothering but could you make a guide for Sinkiang? Have attempted various strategies (going National, going Commie, joining Comintern, playing by rules and taking over national leadership, disregarding rules and attacking Xibei San Ma, trying out several ahistorical paths) for taking over China and plus forming Turkestan for last several days but couldn't achieve much.
Why does the thumbnail make me think it's Borat dressed as Stalin?
music you put on thr background reminds me black ops zombies
I love how much fun Italy means to you :D
Could you refresh your achievement guides, specifically Miklos Horthy and the Habsburg Prince, because a lot of the guides are now outdated since the release of NSB, the intel system changed so your guide doesnt work anymore.
@bahaddinkarakaya2197
Жыл бұрын
You can play old versions if you want
@konbkob4156
Жыл бұрын
@@bahaddinkarakaya2197 iirc you can't get achievements if you downgrade so you don't just cheese with an update that has a huge exploit
@bahaddinkarakaya2197
Жыл бұрын
@@konbkob4156 No, you can get achievements. I never touched NSB and I still am getting them
I love how happy your voice was bacs you had so much fun @Bitt3rSteel . Made my Day!
Me when Belgium died and was revived a few weeks later ☹️😃
@Bitt3rSteel
Жыл бұрын
Ive failed my people:(
@davidduchesne8421
Жыл бұрын
@@Bitt3rSteel "people"
this is some peak italian incopetence right there,it even remenbers me when i was at war with the axis as communist checoeslovaquia and as soon as italy joined it started a civil war
Mooie video :) vlaanderen kijkt mee :))
You can put all the volunteers in one theater under one field marchal and use the field marchal frontline order
The crosscut ad brought me back to the good ol days
0:05 That smile is a crime against humanity
That is the most terrifying image I’ve ever seen
oh wow a crossout sponsorship, havent played that game in at least a year
Challenge: As The Soviet Union restore The Democracy and Defeat Mr. Shmitler and his cronies. Strategy(IT Will involve cheesing) :you Will have to pick beaten and not defeated focus , don't pick anything that gives party popularity to fascism or neutrality( literal nothing), delete all units besides NKVD, wait for Stalin to trigger The civil war as fast as possible, after The civil war Traian a lot of cav div and rush to Defeat Stalin, afer that ban comunism and fascism, notice that you Will have more than 50 % for democratic party and you Will be a le to swich
The fighting in the Benelux is something straight out of ww1
27:35 Hungary: It is not over until I say it is over!
@Bitt3rSteel
Жыл бұрын
Horthy out for blood!
@whitezombie10
Жыл бұрын
@@Bitt3rSteel yes, Hungarians' blood
i am very happy that you had so much fun. only 1 rage ... unfortunatley... :( if you want a real painfull challenge, i recommend the Go Macau Portugal achievement :D i am trying it since... i dont know. 5 days? its soooo horrible. you will love it to rage by doing it xD
@LetsAMP
Жыл бұрын
He did that years ago and the old guide still works
@oneballimann6425
Жыл бұрын
@@LetsAMP yes 2 years ago and i dont think so that it is still working. there were a lot of changes with NSB. alone the naval invasion from the beginning would not work so good, because the AI is guarding them for sure. Also paratroopers wont work like they did. victory points also guarded.
I'm just imagining the army's flag as those two anime dogs with a 'No War' banner
holy shit the sponsor segment was so good
Couldn’t you use one man divisions to help inflate the number of volunteers you can send or is it done by men deployed verse units deployed?
That Stalin Thumbnail is terrifying.
"we'll take the historical path" Continue to do this
Amazing
Hi, love your channel, great content on HOI4. One idea: is French union any good? I rarely go that path and often go mitigate results. But it might be worth it, since having cores is more substantial than the many mils/civs available on the left path of the tree.
@Bitt3rSteel
Жыл бұрын
I've never really seen it work out, tbh
@bismarckandthekriegsmarine2954
Жыл бұрын
It's sucks. IIRC, it's complete RNG, you can't even influence it. You're lucky to even get one region to go well.
@curiouscoffee8181
Жыл бұрын
It's entirely RNG and the most likely people to accept only do it something like 30% of the time. No way to increase the odds.
@Stouzough
Жыл бұрын
@@curiouscoffee8181 Thanks, I just found this too. The UK empire logic is so much more powerful...
Bitt3rtungsten when?!?
Idk if paradox can do this but unplanned offensive should only apply to the victory points in a state.
That thumbnail is nightmare fuel 😱
That thumbnail caught me off guard.
@Chewbert
Жыл бұрын
made with the power of love
12:17-20 "I can now focus" - BLACK SCREEN
@Bitt3rSteel
Жыл бұрын
Uuuuh...oops
Do you have a playlist of the music you use in your videos???
Lemme guess it: Volunteers Boogaloo?
>peace >sends doldiers
Can you make more disaster saves pls?
If you swing at the king you better not miss
I love how the preview KZread chose for this video was from the ad section
@Bitt3rSteel
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
27:03 I found out that volunteers don't need Naval Supremacy to do naval invasions
Wait, you are from belgium!?!?! Are your from vlaanderen or Wallonië, if from vlaanderen, hallo maatke, je bovenbuurman Nederland hier! Je maakt de beste hoi 4 videos!
End of the video happens: *Alex gets ptsd*
when i realise my fav youtuber is from belguim too! 😀
The following comments refer to the in-game map. 5:25 - 5:46 Why does this look like the beginning of the war in my campaign as Italy 7:34 - 7:43 is the bit of knowledge is desperately needed
How do you turn off day and night cycle
Bitter Steel: Aaaah, peaceful Stalin is best Stalin *Proceeds to keep half of Poland*
@Bitt3rSteel
Жыл бұрын
It was a gift!
23:09: Stalin’s Freudian slip
Yes
@fodetraore6666
Жыл бұрын
Lol you are first
Shoulda done this in multiplayer with a couple of co-ops
when in dout you can always count on italian incopetence
Bitt3ersteel u should try doing falkians world domination please 🥺
Stalin purging his officers after all this: “Peace and love, though! UwU”
wow this stalin guy seems pretty cool
You should play some modded hoi4 runs. Vanilla gets boring at some point, I think mods would be interesting to see you play
@haikalmiftah2529
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes he did, the last time he played as Papal State in Kaiserreich.
@dennisp8520
Жыл бұрын
I mean mods are still generally speaking the same premise/mechanics at the end of the day. There are some mods that do things slightly differently but the end formula stays the same. I personally always find myself coming back to vanilla hoi4. I have 1400hours of playtime mind you so maybe this will change with further play time but something about the deep knowledge and predictable nature makes it easier to make my own challenges and do fun things. Sometimes I will will do none Ironman and mess around with console commands like for example I did my own personal he’ll kind of challenge where I gave Germany cores on just about all of Western Europe and gave them a super industry then went back to play as the US to try and do a much harder dday against a super charged German reich.
Bittersteel can you play the soviets without eny generals,advisors and theorist
When you try something diffrent in hoi4 then the ai decides to do something diffrent/cursed
Imagine if this happened in real world
Crossout is fun i play it with hoi4 both of them the most
I wonder what the cold war would look like if there was one
I wish for the Scar Nicholas and Priest Stalin mod in hoi4
25:15 Im not they only one who needs div templates, so here you go
ok, next single player game as Germany, I'll be sending troops to Ethiopia, to stop Italy from meddling in my peace-time shenanigans in Europe, by declaring war on Greece
@whitezombie10
Жыл бұрын
Or conquer Italy and puppet it
@nickelpence
Жыл бұрын
@@whitezombie10 it's more useful as an ally, for spy purposes, at least in my wacky games.
Jun 41 : Blitzkrieg reverse uno card
bro how can i use Marshall?
What Stalin planned to do irl
Excellent idea! I tried that and managed to keep Italy in Ethiopia until end of 38. Hint: make a lot of small divisions (only number of division counts when sending expeditionary forces). I sent 14 armor units and 16 mount./inf. to UK and France and bombers. Anihillated Germany before Japan attacked Philippines. So much fun!
This is a Marvel cinematic universe where Stalin's first wife never died
wait, you're from belgium? nice
I don't know if this has already been suggested or done before, but what about playing a very good Germany Game, successful sealion, and then switch to the UK and try to hold against the German invasion and retake France.
LOL The only way France could plant their tricolor flag over the Reichstag is if Soviet armored divisions were leading the way under the French flag.
Not the right spanish, the left ones. Those anarchy chaos heretics! Blood for the blood god!!!
What a thumbnail 😳🤣
@Chewbert
Жыл бұрын
Thanks, I made it
@JohnSmith-kb4re
Жыл бұрын
@@Chewbert Thank you for the new sleep paralysis demon, Chewy
@Chewyshoot
Жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-kb4re lmao my pleasure!
17.20 the blue country is called France.
Is this even possible with the Soviet focus tree?
Man, I'd love to play Crossout, but Nobody plays it lol
Based video, but the thumbnail is way too cursed XD
Is Joseph Dougashvilli a good leader
UK guide plz
Greatest leader ever