"The only gym I goto is Jim Beam" I'm fucking done haha. 10/10 STRAYA

Every detail is as Aussie as it gets - even the bloody robbers were driving a Commodore.

@Johnh2785

6 жыл бұрын

nice Commodore as well ..

@disposable_hero1725

6 жыл бұрын

The 2 shirtless guys were more than likely going to rob the servo themselves.

@disposable_hero1725

6 жыл бұрын

Byrizzle 1 What the fuck you say dog, fuck off back to your own country.

@nguont

6 жыл бұрын

Cunts faaaarked

@ChineseKiwi

6 жыл бұрын

JayoJay no just no. Fosters is not sold in Australia. It's stereotypically VB or in New South Wales, Tooheys

America: "Oh my gosh we can't offend anyone" Australia: "Team moot dangers" *followed by laughter*

@SSS-yq8pz

5 жыл бұрын

what does it mean, if I may ask?

@bigcazza5260

5 жыл бұрын

@@davidwhitecross1021 moot is puss basically, like hears a good example; yuck what the fuck that moot looks like a moldy sanga in the bottom of a school bag

That wasn't Australian, that was Queenslander. They are a breed of their own

@niczahra4644

8 жыл бұрын

QUEENSLANDER!!!

@ericastevens614

8 жыл бұрын

QUEENSLANDER MATE BOOYAA

@ansett7687

8 жыл бұрын

Not as bad as a Victorian Westie

@philbox4566

7 жыл бұрын

Two types of people in this world. Queenslanders and everyone else. ;) God's own country. We really should secede.

@farkmohammedpigs1823

7 жыл бұрын

+Erica Stevens pack of dole bludging deadshits in Queensland

There needs to be a shirtless James added to the next Avengers movie, wearing only some black shorts and a busted plugga

@ntzane

6 жыл бұрын

He was snapped out of existence

@wyntertyme1735

3 жыл бұрын

Or the next Sharknado

As an Aussie myself, I approve of this.

@whowantstoknowmynameosman3843

6 жыл бұрын

u mean australian im english so im aussie myself

@whowantstoknowmynameosman3843

6 жыл бұрын

thx were both english

@disposable_hero1725

6 жыл бұрын

As a Aussie yourself, you can STFU

@tomrichardson4850

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@Tzwal88

3 жыл бұрын

@@disposable_hero1725 as an* + lol

"The only gym i go to is Jim beam" Amazing.

@insayno9959

5 жыл бұрын

^ Me 100%

I love the fact they are in a mower shop on top of it HAHAHAHAHA

Shit like this makes me proud to be Aussie 🇦🇺❤️

The only gym I go to is Jim Bean. This is gold.

@jared4566

6 жыл бұрын

XXXX gold XD... ok ill go now

The Jim beam comment was fucking hilarious, makes me proud to be Aussie

Karl, Lisa and Silvia are losing it. They can't stop lol ing 😂

the male news anchor was loving finally havin some man talk on the show

busted plugga unlucky mate

@nobys_nutz2031

7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Chilcott true Aussie tragedy, I feel ya pain mate

@alistair158

7 жыл бұрын

Fuck that

People joke about this being “the most Aussie interview” but this SINCERELY is so incredibly Australian every single tiny detail is more than 100% Australian

I love my country and it's humour. Those two blokes deserve medals, and as for the the two MSM journalists, I reckon they did a fantastic job.

I love Aussie slang, I wish we Americans had some fun words and phrases like that

@jamesmadison7551

5 жыл бұрын

Lol we do, southern, appalachian slang

@KanishQQuotes

5 жыл бұрын

Currently the American slangs are calling each other racist and transphobic

@wyntertyme1735

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesmadison7551 you took the words out of my mouth!

Are there English subtitles available?

@mittoman1542

7 жыл бұрын

just think about that word being an abbreviation of something else

@alroslee6931

7 жыл бұрын

Bill Strathearn lmao when u need English subtitles for English

@5amg1

7 жыл бұрын

Al Roslee not really sure how you missed that joke but...

@liufrank1497

6 жыл бұрын

STFU pay some respect mate. he speks perfact english. fk now my engrish broken too. :(

@charlesdn123

6 жыл бұрын

Crispin Peet He wasn’t being disrespectful. There is a lot of Australian slang that most people who do speak English will not understand. I still don’t understand a lot of what is being said. Didn’t know that pluggers mean thongs or flip flops, etc.

1:17 - I love how she says "beautiful" lol she knew what was coming next :D

Hahaha this is hilarious. I'm an Aussie and my Husbands American I was watching this laughing with tears and my husband says to me I have no idea what he's even saying talking about 'batsman' hahahaha

@cazuolmanjes1259

6 жыл бұрын

Haha.. aw.. my hubby is Punjabi (North Indian) he is a mechanic by trade and has worked at pubs, it’s the best that he understands everything Aussie!

Just when you thought this whole story couldn’t get more tragicomical, the manager hacked his Facebook account and said he was married!! The laughter from Karl, Lisa and Sylvia was just priceless! I lost it even more hearing that!

I understood 30% of this conversation

@ozkrhills9624

7 жыл бұрын

golforfishing I am here almost 7 years and I am lucky if I understand 10%...hahahaha

@shivakumar499

6 жыл бұрын

Congratulation mate...

This is why I love being Aussie!!

only Aussies understands their own accent LOL. speaks so fast daaaaaaaaaamn

@user-fg7kk1kn6b

7 жыл бұрын

Speak quickly like you only have 1 min time left to live

@KanishQQuotes

5 жыл бұрын

@@user-fg7kk1kn6b Of course I mean have you seen the spiders

I speak English but I didn't understand a word they said I wish I could have

@phileigh4473

7 жыл бұрын

Baitin Place us Australians don't speak English. We speak Australian m8

@xeno8801

6 жыл бұрын

Short version they were at a party and he fell hurt him self and then stopped the bastards

@JackMaker5

6 жыл бұрын

That's because they were speaking australian

Nothing more frustrating than a busted plugga 😂😂

best Aussie interview ever!!!! can't stop laughing :D lol

FOKKEN STRAYA MATE

@jameszhang7780

6 жыл бұрын

No it's FAKKEN STRAYA MATE

@hannahstella1816

6 жыл бұрын

doug-the-mug FAKKEN STRAYANS

Translation for any non-aussies (or even some non-qlders???) of the first part: 'We were down at a place where you eat and drink alcohol for a beer and singlets party, got dropped off by a friend at the road, walked to the service/gas station to get some noodles and went to jump over a sign on the way, slipped and broke my flip flops/sandals.'

1I AM AN INDIAN AUSTRLIAN AND I ADORE AUSTRLIA AND ITS PEOPLE!ITS BEEN 10 YEAR SINCE I HAVE BEEN LIVING IN BRISBANE AND NOT A SINGLE TIME I FACED ANY RACISM

@mattcullen6109

6 жыл бұрын

diljit arora glad to have ya here mate. Anyone who comes here and loves the place is welcome in my book. We have some awesome new aussies

@Loribyn

6 жыл бұрын

I'll second that mate. And good on ya Diljit for sayin' so. Thanks!

@swl1987

6 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised to hear that. I'm from Sydney, and I hear Queenslanders are complete scum - biggest white supremacists.

Straya, where you can foil a robbery without fear of being shot or stabbed... Take notice Murica

@TheFykle

8 жыл бұрын

+Jim McGrath Got away with it this time , next time he's blotto he may not.

@bigaddo

8 жыл бұрын

+Mr Moo I'm sure the moot dangers would come help him.

@oOBlueVoltageOo

8 жыл бұрын

Yes, definitely what I want to see when getting the mail. Very refreshing.

@CoolioXXX52

7 жыл бұрын

the OP is a complete moron

@TheSevenSoulsofMan

7 жыл бұрын

Mate, stabbings are common as fuck here. And coward punches. Like seriously the amount of stabbings is unbelievable.

Kane looks like he has a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock

English is not the native language of Australia, Australian is actually its own language, I didn't understand a word any of em said

@pilot0845

8 жыл бұрын

We try as hard as we can to mess around with every other nationalities understanding of our speech best we can lol

@pilot0845

7 жыл бұрын

that is true, same with the "Yeah nah" and "Nah Yeah" thing if you've heard of that, supposedly thats just a Brisbane thing

@dgchvz

7 жыл бұрын

Pilot 08 we have that in Florida. Yea no= no, no yea=yes, yea no for sure= definitely

@bozkurt158

7 жыл бұрын

djChives95, no wonder some guys get locked up for rape, what's a man supposed to understand from all that, did she say Yes or No, especially when he's drunk/stoned.

@jacktorrance7847

7 жыл бұрын

yeah nah mate, we're all cobbas just give old mate a chance and he might shout ya some grub one night.

hahahaha the other guy. "Yeah... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Respect to these guys, it's not that difficult to understand, quality, well done lads

I have watched this video over and over again. I still don't understand clearly what they are saying, but they are so funny and make people laugh. We all celebrate them.

I remember seeing this the morning they had it on live.....haven't laughed so hard in ages........the part about the busted plugga......I literally had tears running down my face!

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

6 жыл бұрын

I still go back and watch this occasionally whenever I need a giggle :)

@DrTed3

6 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard the tears wouldn't stop. Laughed so long my wife got annoyed at me.

lol im an Aussie and im drinking Jim beam as i watch this omg how funny!!!

"Unlikely Heroes" lols!

"It just had to be done, sort out the right from wrong" These guys are awesome!

I literally don't get a thing they said this is amazing

@nvusmink5399

7 жыл бұрын

Chris Toph when you do its better

@avagrace1988

6 жыл бұрын

It's Australia m8

Why is it that all Aussies fight crime in their underwear?

@ozchoppa

7 жыл бұрын

cause it's fuck'n hot..

@legendarypainter3000

5 жыл бұрын

Cuz thongs are great in straya

I'm in the hospital having just had surgery on my abdomen and I almost busted my stitches out laughing so hard at this video. I'm not even Australian 😂😂

pure Australian breed

I'd be spewin too thongs are expensive these days

"It just had to be done, to sort out the right from wrong." Classic Aussie hero.

only in australian news

I've never met an Aussie I didn't like & this is why ha haaa! No airs & graces whatsoever & a brilliant turn of phrase. Thanks for the upload Toby.

This clip should be mandatory viewing for all new citizens of Australia

Fuck i love aussies

"...the only gym I go to is Jim Beam." Gold!

The rest of the World needs sub-titles, but regardless of that, the laughter of the Presenters is infectious. Good on yer boyz !

I guess im supposed to laugh but iv no idea what they're saying

@pilot0845

8 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, its a very Aussie thing that I believe only Aussies will understand the humor truly with

@PlushyPlay1

8 жыл бұрын

Wysteria InBloom you're an angry little loser aren't ya

@TayT300

8 жыл бұрын

Wysteria InBloom Aww cute. How's being butthurt?

@pilot0845

8 жыл бұрын

+Wysteria InBloom Inb4 can't even make english sentences so funny XD

@TayT300

8 жыл бұрын

Wysteria InBloom Did you have a seizure halfway through that comment?

translation please

@jacintawyld4622

8 жыл бұрын

+Sean Carter what do you want to understand?

@petersimon1362

8 жыл бұрын

+Sean Carter pluggas are Australian for thong flip flops

@horacecarter2081

8 жыл бұрын

Peter Simon Thanks but why do they find that word so hilarious? If it just means flip flops I dont see what the hosts are cracking up so bad. Can you explain?

@petersimon1362

8 жыл бұрын

I think it's because of how quintessentialy Australian these guys are. And the absurdity of a guy in flip flops saving the day.

@JayC-gy8hg

8 жыл бұрын

+Sean Carter because no one uses the word. Except bogans and 'real' Australians. Most call flip flops thongs.

If anyone ever asks about Australian culture (especially Queensland) just send them this video

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

6 жыл бұрын

Gold Coast specifically. I don't think this would rock in Hamilton or Ascot lol

heroic antics? this should be the paradigm

I grew up in Australia but i have no idea what half the things he said.

@oOBlueVoltageOo

8 жыл бұрын

+Leaked Movie Stuff fascinating.

@85Aheadstix

7 жыл бұрын

They're just tradies

@maria_____.

6 жыл бұрын

they're from queensland.. does that help?

@ajmage5319

6 жыл бұрын

Coz they are Qld'ers

@barana24

6 жыл бұрын

That's because people from melbourne speak like those from londonstan.The. Rest of australia can't understand ya either.

KZread subtitles protocol cant figure out the Aussies way of speakin'

was watchin this that exact morning and im laughing my ass off!

Everything about this is aussie: Oportos, pluggas, singlet and shorts party, work in a mower shop, noodles from the servo, commodore in the robbery, shirtless, moot!! Fishing club.....every single detail! Its just perfect

the world needs more Aussies

The only thing I understood was ''i got noodles''

I love how the younger guy keeps saying 'yeah' and I'm just here saying 'dude, what?'

I'm from the US and think Australia seems amazing. This video always makes me laugh.

The joys of the Aussies are legendary

That one host can’t handle himself with all the laughter 😂

Australia is like Scotland but the people are attractive and the weather is nice

Istg they NEED to get this guy his own show😂😂😂 I cant stop wheezing, the today show never disappoints

They are 100% Aussie bogan lol

has Australia made their own language?

@ozchoppa

7 жыл бұрын

fair suck of the sav ay cobber, gotta shoot the shit with the other's convict's without the screw's catchin on ay

@dougharrison7844

6 жыл бұрын

yudi saputra What oz choppa means is yes

@jurgen3865

6 жыл бұрын

yudi saputra No but the kangorood made it.

Proud to be Queenslander

I am proud to say, I understood every word these legends said 😂

I fucking love this guy!!

This just made my day

The guy in the white t-shirt reminds me of a ventriloquist's dummy.

5:20 bloke on left asks them to buy a mower hahahaha

Bloody legend mate

Somebody please get these legends a gofundme so i can give them all the money i have

my goodness. I speak english but i have no clue what was said

@phileigh4473

7 жыл бұрын

shank williams jr we don't speak English. We speak Australian m8

@akiraryu2349

7 жыл бұрын

I'm rolling...best vine of the year lmao!

@xeno8801

6 жыл бұрын

Ain’t English it’s Australian

Its cool how Australians take pride in their culture and highlight their own people....you rarely see shit like this in America nowadays, maybe because our culture (mainly) sucks!

This is hilarious and scary as well, this is just up the road from where I live! Stubbies & Singlets = Short Shorts and a Singlet Busted My Plugger = Broke Flip Flops Blokes = Guys/Men They are the biggest bogans! Not everyone is like this.

@levmccor54

8 жыл бұрын

didn't know stubbie could be used for short shorts aswell

@AngryGatorGaming

8 жыл бұрын

+LDMc in pretty sure they were referring to the beer not the shorts lol

@JayC-gy8hg

8 жыл бұрын

+Fallen no, the shorts. That's what they're called.

@levmccor54

8 жыл бұрын

+Fallen that's what I meant when I said I didn't know it also meant shorts lol

@ansett7687

8 жыл бұрын

Why are you apologising for them. Nice, decent fellas with integrity.

Priceless

Brilliaant this is why i love u aussies

Ive never seen an Aussie NOT happy lol thats awesome

These guys are like fuck we did a big mistake but that what a cold one with the boys gets you to

This made me laugh so hard 😂😂❤️

I didn’t even know half the slang that was being said but it was just too damn funny 😂😂

when that lady says "beautiful" I lost it

Those mates being interviewed are thinking "what did I say that's so funny?"

As an American, I had to use google way to much to understand this. Funny stuff.

When the camera pans back to the guy at 4:48, absolute gold.

It took me probably more than 5 minutes to get past...busted my plugga.

guy on the left: "Yeah"

Happiest news team ever.

This is why im proud to say im australian

Batman and Robin.

I was more concerned that I busted out me pluggers. Im laughing so hard Im crying.

Dam Aussies.. you gotta love them !

Bloody iced cold beer mate 🍻🤣🤣🤣

OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That’s why I love Aussie people