good shit.

@CornHolePatrol

5 жыл бұрын

thanks for stopping by JFJ!

@thejfj

5 жыл бұрын

@@CornHolePatrol collab sometime

@CornHolePatrol

5 жыл бұрын

@@thejfj lets do it bb

@anxiousclan176

5 жыл бұрын

AAHH JFJ! I love you!

@battosaijenkins946

5 жыл бұрын

@CornHolePatrol, wtf is this dude? Your editing sucks and can't understand the point of this vid, sorry man but thumbs down seeya~ =(

"I'm not sure about buying this game." ".. But you can DEUS VULT!" *Puts on helmet.* "Ok. IN THE NAME OF GOD!"

@NoximilienBlack

5 жыл бұрын

*DEUS VULT*

@geo9780

5 жыл бұрын

Amen

@Alloy101010

4 жыл бұрын

LethalOwl I’m the same as you. After seeing this video I’m buying this and raising the name of sword and shield as joCat would

*_SACRACENS HATE HIM!!!_* find out how this guy retook the Holy Land with _One Simple Trick!_

@hauzan5143

5 жыл бұрын

Damn that advertising language tho. Speech 100

@DivingHawker

5 жыл бұрын

Trick n°1 : ROMAN CATAPULT!!!

“Pick Name” “DEUS VULT” “Taken. Pick A Different Name.” “DEUS VULT!” “Taken. Pick A Different Name.” “DEUS VULT!!” “Taken. Pick A Different Name.” “DEUS VULT!!!” “Taken. Pick A Different Name.” “DEUS VULT!!!!” “Taken. Pick A Different Name.” “DEUS VULT!!!!!” “Name, Accepted.”

3:13 nah I lost it, full on Monty Python that guy went. *THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!*

@lizard12356

5 жыл бұрын

@KGB *HYYYAAAAAA*

@CornHolePatrol

5 жыл бұрын

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"

@lizard12356

5 жыл бұрын

@@CornHolePatrol "Ooooh running away, eh?"

@gemizu4874

5 жыл бұрын

Bloke knew his leg was missing so just hobbles around till an arrow game ended him

@BlissBatch

5 жыл бұрын

The perk that lets you live for a few seconds after losing a limb is actually called Flesh Wound. :D

As the voice actor of the entire Tutorial (Instructor and Engineer) and the Cruel and Young voices in game, I am happy you enjoyed it. Also dat Unit Lost from Red Alert 1 and Jojo reference.

@bardahl7404

5 жыл бұрын

if what you say is true, you are an absolute legend

@kimckenzie6161

5 жыл бұрын

@@bardahl7404 Thanks, and it indeed is. You can check the credits list or verify with me on the official Discord. Which you should join; lots of updates on the game happens there and its a good hub for the community.

@OneBiasedOpinion

5 жыл бұрын

AYYYY ANOTHER RED ALERT FAN!!

@WTFisTingispingis

5 жыл бұрын

HAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!

@MaitreMechant

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, that's so fucking cool, you rock, my dude

Imagine having to carry a kid inside of you for 9 months, raise him for 18 years, so that he mains archer.

@sonofthebearking3335

4 жыл бұрын

I am a man... but I think I just felt pain all the same.

@Wolvenworks

4 жыл бұрын

archery still takes more skill than that one fat bastard camping with a mini balista on some kinda hard-to-access spot some times i wish fire arrows are easier to get and that they can burn down buildings

@Darkoriax17

Жыл бұрын

I mean it could be worse. He could’ve picked Arbalest.

@starsited529

Жыл бұрын

And to shoot people in duels with no ffa without x+1

@skell6134

Жыл бұрын

​@@starsited529PAIN Those who are throwing fire bombs are worse tho

This should have been the official trailer for the game.

Please never change your editing style its amazing

@CornHolePatrol

5 жыл бұрын

Can't stop won't stop ;) and ya'll are here for the ride!

@MrTeddy12397

5 жыл бұрын

just copying Albino and AnthonyPit

@MyTagYourIt

5 жыл бұрын

I thoroughly support this comment

@op466_gaming9

5 жыл бұрын

A shit load of people have the same editing style fuck off dumbass

@poppatang4216

5 жыл бұрын

seriously this is just copying every other editing style on youtube

I just subscribed after watching the Vietnam Rising Storm 2 video and am already blessed with another video after 15 seconds.

@coltbolt6193

5 жыл бұрын

Cornhole Givith, Cornhole Takith

@lautaroalday7225

5 жыл бұрын

@@calo-kg2cy no u

@Phyllip21

5 жыл бұрын

Is this on ps4

@gimpylove7451

5 жыл бұрын

@@calo-kg2cy ok:{

@gimpylove7451

5 жыл бұрын

@@Phyllip21 i think its on PC but maybe

Dio in Italian means God, deus in Latin means God, could this be the work of an enemy stand?

@DoPrice

5 жыл бұрын

Turtle Burger God wrote and sung “Rainbows in the Dark”

@csmrookie9600

4 жыл бұрын

Or, HOLY DIVER!

@John-Stark

4 жыл бұрын

DIO WILLS IT! WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY

@honeythefunnybadger3418

4 жыл бұрын

Anche il porcodio può funzionare

@swolzer

4 жыл бұрын

I SENSE JOJO REFERENCE

4:49 this pan throw made me lose it. The sound distortion, background music and everything, amazing😂

My therapist: "Doorio Brando isn't real, he can't hurt you." Doorio Brando: 1:34

@senorpigeon9564

5 жыл бұрын

Is that a door reference?

@DatChanimal

5 жыл бұрын

@Zer0 Za Warudoor

@saerudayo

5 жыл бұрын

MUDOORMUDOORMUDOORMUDOORMUDOOR

" *Kills door in anime* "

@CornHolePatrol

5 жыл бұрын

Nnn- NANI!?

@jakexd5524

5 жыл бұрын

I need a full video of anime voice actors over random shit

@andreweeb0331

5 жыл бұрын

In ora ora*

@KillaKook

5 жыл бұрын

@@andreweeb0331 Muda muda*

@andreweeb0331

5 жыл бұрын

@@KillaKook 7 page muda*

4:06 That moment when enemy jump down to pursue but he opened the hatch and he fell to death is gold.

Without this video I'd never have seen the tutorial. Oh. My. Goodness me. This is a 10/10 youtube 3am find.

@diogoribeiro477

5 жыл бұрын

2:35am, close enough

@Zeferoth

5 жыл бұрын

shut up pleb

@HinFoo

5 жыл бұрын

4am

"In the news today, a crazed man walks into a live re-enactment and starts taking limbs off, and weather at 11".

*10th crusade intensifies...*

@TheKevKev12321

5 жыл бұрын

HELO SQUID MAN I AM UR BIGGEST FAN

@Lucidtheory

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@Lucidtheory

5 жыл бұрын

10%

@CornHolePatrol

5 жыл бұрын

*Deus definitely does vult*

@MunitionsDudTester

5 жыл бұрын

1v1 me in mordhau u coward >:(

It had half swording? AND dismemberment? AND DEUS VULT??????

@John-Stark

4 жыл бұрын

With a dash of rightful endings

@AtomicBlastPony

4 жыл бұрын

You actually can throw your pommel, though it's severely UP, only does 1 damage

I saw CornHolePatrol at a grocery store at a small town in Oregon the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

@lindaakesson8403

3 жыл бұрын

Joking? Funny either way XD

*FBI, OPEN UP* has to be one of the best memes I've ever seen. Love the editing.

@davidgoldan2552

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@mazur1281

5 жыл бұрын

Same

This should plug the Bannerlord gap.

@yougonasorry

5 жыл бұрын

aye, but we do need some singleplayer game...

@sirilluminarthevaliant2895

5 жыл бұрын

Dan Ward conquerors blade. Would be more your pace

@HammGaming

5 жыл бұрын

Implying that the Bannerlord gap is a gap and not an endless void

@kingaragornii9940

5 жыл бұрын

@@HammGaming *Ayyyyoooo...*

@raptorgaming5479

5 жыл бұрын

@@HammGaming bannerlord when

In this game you can trow axe in guy, came close, pullout and trow again 10/10

@Poo-Finger

5 жыл бұрын

Ivan Rudik I'm sold

@superstar5042

5 жыл бұрын

Or, if someone throwed axe in you, you can pullout it and throw it back :D

@dondomdimadom6699

5 жыл бұрын

That sounds amazing

@potatoson9043

5 жыл бұрын

guys share this dudes video. he needs some views bruh watch?v=1yra2MwBovw

@rrb396

5 жыл бұрын

@@superstar5042 My favorite thing to do with javelins lol

I love the memediting style. That Minecraft part had me dying!!!!

The editing was 200% pure GOLD! 5:25 I see the Hans test paid off xD Congratulations on gaining a new subscriber

@RyujinNoKami

4 жыл бұрын

It was a Golden Experience

"FBI OPEN UP!" *Guy on the other side goes flying* Also, that well trolling. My sides.

"tiss but a scratch" 3:13

@luidiez

5 жыл бұрын

A fellow man of culture, i see

@piotrsajuk6435

5 жыл бұрын

Aaah, I got this one

@MrMit-ng3dz

5 жыл бұрын

@@luidiez indeed

@connormorgan1193

4 жыл бұрын

"alright we'll call it a draw"

@user-do5wh5jt1g

4 жыл бұрын

Finally a fellow intellectual

The beginning of this video was probably everyone’s initial reaction to mordhau becoming available for purchase

The memes are so powerful in this. 10/10

The JoJo references are amazing

@warnpeace5294

5 жыл бұрын

Lord McLovin I know they get me every time, and I've never watched anything JoJo.

@andreweeb0331

5 жыл бұрын

You gotta get some stardust crusaders to help reclaim the holy land.

@assassinkilla99

5 жыл бұрын

@@warnpeace5294 You should give it a go unless anime ain't your cup of tea

@warnpeace5294

5 жыл бұрын

Lord McLovin I'm not big on anime DBz and avatar, are about the only things anime I've watched.

@andreweeb0331

5 жыл бұрын

@@warnpeace5294 you should watch jojo it's a requirement to live, and don't skip part 1 no matter how boring you think it is, don't you'll be doing yourself a favor

I didn't just watch a KZread video...I watched cinematic genius, the epitome of visual art. This video was an absolute religious experience for me...

WE GONA TAKE JERUSALEN NOW???

Man, I love ur work. Just keep it like this And glad to see MEDIX again

@CornHolePatrol

5 жыл бұрын

Loud and clear home slice!

@timewellspent8137

5 жыл бұрын

@@CornHolePatrol subscribe to CallMeCarson

A God must have made this Holy Crusading Video ✝️ 👏🏻

@CornHolePatrol

5 жыл бұрын

AVE MARIA!

@clumsycommissar5260

5 жыл бұрын

A god?! YOU MEAN THE GOD!!! Bring in the Spanish Inquisition!

@cudanmang_theog

5 жыл бұрын

God, satan, jeusu, lucifer, ... are just Jewish's jokes. FUck israel

4:50 That's a PUBG legend Respect +++

"you're a Looney" you referenced my favorite movie, have a like

That was "GUD" can we get the Mordhau experience 2?

Halfway in and by far the best thing I've seen today.

Mordhau, JoJo, powerwolf. The holy Trinity Also, this has motivated me to buy the game, thanks.

@tyhma1563

4 жыл бұрын

Tf is jojo

@qiaghauk5324

4 жыл бұрын

@@tyhma1563 JoJo's Bizzare Adventure

@tyhma1563

4 жыл бұрын

@@qiaghauk5324 what? Is there a joke i'm missing?

@qiaghauk5324

4 жыл бұрын

@@tyhma1563 If you haven't watched the anime, you won't get the joke

@tyhma1563

4 жыл бұрын

@@qiaghauk5324 The.. W H A T?

"IM INVINCIBLE!" "Your a loony!"

@randomshittutorials

4 жыл бұрын

you're*

@lindaakesson8403

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomshittutorials not everyone has the energy to spare theyre time on that bs :D

@randomshittutorials

3 жыл бұрын

@@lindaakesson8403 nigga you're dumb af

@randomshittutorials

3 жыл бұрын

@@lindaakesson8403 to spare they are time? Dude 😅 it takes a literal 10 seconds to look up how to do it. Unless you want to be a moron for the rest of your life.

I can confirm with my own experience that this game is every bit of fun you saw here plus more, and its not even a full priced game. The devs really took their time and cared for this game and take lots of feedback. This is the chivalry game you wanted but never got

This video literally changed my youtube from dark to light mode

I have been debating on buying this for a few weeks and after watching this magical shit storm I am sold. The editing is perfect. Buying and installing Friday night

@palerider9565

4 жыл бұрын

Hows it going for ya?

3:58 “Nothing personal, Kid” my boi imaqtpie

lol I had to watch the pan throw @6:10 for a few times cause it was so perfect, that game is pure gold

"Farcry3 Blood Dragon" has a damn nice tutorial as well

I mean you missed that one dude in every match who’s playing megolovania on the lute and running for his damn life. But other than that, yeah this is pretty accurate.

Came back to watch this masterpiece a year and a half later and the pan man *BONG* *YEET* still gets me every time

best promotional video ever, they really should use this :P

@federalnickel

5 жыл бұрын

There's no way the game is as much fun as this video.

@MrJodete23

5 жыл бұрын

FederalNickel If you get gud, it can be.

@federalnickel

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrJodete23 Ha!

@Gorkhin

5 жыл бұрын

@@federalnickel It actually is.

@GoulouMalouku

5 жыл бұрын

All the things you saw in the video will happen to you, it's really fun if you play enough and beat the noob starting phase (especially duel servers)

Thanks for convincing me to purchase the game. IN THE NAME OF GOD!!

One of my Knights is literally A CRUSADER WITH A FRYING PAN A LUTE AND TRAPS,I CALLED IT *THE BUTT CRUSHER*

3:40 “I’ve fallen… and I can’t get UUUUUHHHHH” caught me off guard loool

Your editing skills are that of a big time KZreadr.

@titsmcgee1538

5 жыл бұрын

Not really but he's still great Dont kill me

@haroldbalzac6336

5 жыл бұрын

Like albino but less ADHD.

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare v.2.0.1.

I hear Powerwolf, I hit THE HORNS! ... I mean like.

The fucking “you’re approaching me?” emote is the best fucking part of Mordhau.

Thank you for this video I laughed so much xD needed this. Keep up good work.

Geez, I was actually really happy when you started playing Powerwolf

this is amazing XD i love the edits

Man I stopped playing online games a couple years ago but I used to play a lot to Chivalry and you sir just gave me desire for buying this and kick some asses. Cheers mate, great video.

4:12 big brain play

This game seems fun, and it also seems familiar too for some reason.

@arcticharecommand

5 жыл бұрын

chivalry

@johnmoo8072

5 жыл бұрын

@@arcticharecommand yeah that's it! I played a bit of it on the PS4 but last time I played there wasn't alot of folks online but I had some fun 1v1 battles :,3 Thank ya

@arcticharecommand

5 жыл бұрын

@@johnmoo8072 no problemo

When i began mordhau, i said literally "the first one to say deus vult will be impaled" Now i regret it

100% the first video to make me cry with laughter in a long time. Mad love dude

*NOW THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE*

I think this is legit one of your best videos

This is the best video I've seen in a very long time,I laughed so hard😂,you just earned a subscriber

This is the best thing i ever seen on YTB! Love your content, keep on going!

Mordhau is available Medieval chivalry warfare tryhards: It's free real estate

@MaximusAutismus

5 жыл бұрын

Chivalry guys are actually having a hard time adapting since its not a dance contest and a proper sword simulator lol.

@flipflierefluiter5665

5 жыл бұрын

@@MaximusAutismus Mordhau isnt that different from Chivalry....

@thewargimp

5 жыл бұрын

@@flipflierefluiter5665 yes it is

@petrorlov2599

5 жыл бұрын

@@thewargimp dragging and feinting are still just as viable though, so most of the skills acquired in Chivalry are still applicable

@flipflierefluiter5665

5 жыл бұрын

@@thewargimp nope

Lmao...these memes dude...gotta get that Minecraft in there LOL

@GeneralCodyHD

5 жыл бұрын

hhwhitewolf009 lol. Are you watching with your eyes closed?

This is the first time I’ve watched one of your videos, and holy shit i was laughing the entire time. Great editing and a great video! Subscribed!

Those edits were really friggin funny XD I'd love more of this.

"I've fallen, and I can't get aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!" Had me dying.

Greatest battle ive ever seen between a player and a door

I can confirm this is one of the best montagues I've ever seen. Beautiful edit

I stumbled upon this in my recommended. Not only did I enjoy it, I did so crying laughing. Solid work!

I knew this game is made for your videos! And youre right, best Tutorial ever!

(years after) *someone reminds people of mordhau* *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS INTENSIFIES*

Still one of the best Mordhau videos ever conceived. You sir, are a master.

Your video style is so epic ! xD

"Choose name" "DEUS VULT!!!!!!!" That name is already taken

Never hear power wolf before thank you for this great discovery

@CornHolePatrol

5 жыл бұрын

Powerwolf is amazing!

I love these edits =)) subscribed

Best video I have ever seen. I added it to my favorit list good job man.

How many memes can you put into one video??? Cornholepatrol: OH, SHIT. hold my beer He memes harder than mr beast

Editor: What kind of memes do you want in this OP: YES!!!!

Didn't expect to like it amidst all the mordhau vids... This one is the best so far)

Hearing Elder Scrolls IV HLRRLRLRRRR!! Imperial Guard attack > laugh at 5:09 made my day. Thank you sir!!

"I've fallen and I cant get UUUUUUUUP"

How has swaggersouls not played this yet

Love it, can't wait to the next video

I love your outro it was just perfect

Top notch memes sire

@CornHolePatrol

5 жыл бұрын

Ahh well met kingsman! Thank you for the kind words!

God damn dat boi lucid theory

Best video I’ve seen in a while!! Keep it up

Awesome vid dude, been laughing so hardXD

The JoJo references were the best. Brand new sub right here.

All I can say is YES YES YES to this beautiful meme video

This is actually quite accurate haha, minus the full blown conversations you can have with emotes

OMG why am I only finding this video, this is hilarious, I can't stop laughing 😂 The editing is AMAZING !