Man, Vsauce really abusing the infinite cookie glitch

@WTFBOOMDOOM

Жыл бұрын

My browser when I click on Accept Cookies 98% of the time without unchecking the non-essential cookies: Infinite cookies

@lanfour4444

Жыл бұрын

Geometry is a perfectly balanced science with no exploits.

@memetech-

Жыл бұрын

That’s just a basic dupe. For infinite cookies, you need to cut the new shape into the shape of the first shape.

@ThBlueSalamander

Жыл бұрын

​@@WTFBOOMDOOM lol active cookie clicker

@yungchop6332

Жыл бұрын

rals

He said math and psychology but I see business too, lol.

@Reclaiming_Freedom-cg3tt

4 ай бұрын

This is the comment i was looking for 😂

@Samookely

4 ай бұрын

businesses love this little trick lol

@samypons9023

4 ай бұрын

True 😂

@Sudeep.Manerkar

4 ай бұрын

😂😂

@Marcofernandez12

4 ай бұрын

😂

Making cookies look like “life is Roblox” is something only Michael can do Yo chat I got 1k likes!!!……cool

@ParrotPentester

Ай бұрын

looks more like the nazi swastika than the roblox logo lmao

@YouAreAmerican1776

Ай бұрын

@@ParrotPentester No, it does not

@YourAverageGlitchySnack34243

Ай бұрын

but it does@@YouAreAmerican1776

@noodles8027

Ай бұрын

@@YouAreAmerican1776 real

@ThatOneSlapBattlesGuy

Ай бұрын

​@@ParrotPentesternah it looks like a cheezit

"That's right! The square hole!"

@NotThatGuy39

Ай бұрын

*screams inside*

I can't trust Vsauce with food ever since the mobius cut into a bagel.

@milonchello1643

Жыл бұрын

How about that one time he ate a donut from a toilet

@meneermankepoot

Жыл бұрын

​@@milonchello1643 why did you have to bring back that memory man

@Gloves-T-Catzero

Жыл бұрын

The Möbius strip shaped Pringle!1!1!1,

@Commander_Appo

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god I thought that said Morbius. What has the internet done to me

@lazylizard8003

Жыл бұрын

I remembered Banach Tarski video and my head started to hurt immediately

this turned from an illusion to an advertisement real quick

@icrushchildrensdreams4556

Жыл бұрын

best advert ever

@ooXChrissieXoo

Жыл бұрын

which is the real illusion

@theeternal6890

Жыл бұрын

It was always illusion. Illusion of being Illusion video. Where in reality it was an advertisement.

@elcalabozodelandroide2

Жыл бұрын

Parkour

@vintage-radio

Жыл бұрын

​@@icrushchildrensdreams4556fr

Hey, weren’t there 5 cookies?

@speedproductions5438

Ай бұрын

No. There was 4.

@NIFFTY-vp1hv

Ай бұрын

3

@NcessNasya

Ай бұрын

I'm your 69th Likes? NOICE!! 5️⃣🍪

@krunken_isok

Ай бұрын

​@@speedproductions5438gaslighting at its finest

@bopcatepic

Ай бұрын

@@NIFFTY-vp1hvnah there was 2

"They fill the square again" Leaves corners and edges exposed

I feel like a hostage tied to a metal chair while Vsauce insists I buy his curiosity box

@WEIRD_NONSENSE...

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@TheKomentor

Жыл бұрын

He says his code saves 20 dollars. I wouldn't even buy the thing for 20 dollars.

@rachelle_banks

Жыл бұрын

I was trying to figure out how to describe it.

@Demongodplayz

Жыл бұрын

Same

@mysmirandam.6618

Жыл бұрын

Felt that

“Hey wasn’t there a fifth cookie?” “Shi-“

@Tofu_soup

6 ай бұрын

Yea someone would notice 😂

@Thelittledevilonyourshoulder

5 ай бұрын

Melt it and make a new one

@torrestoyfun4235

5 ай бұрын

@@Thelittledevilonyourshoulder how would you melt a cookie?

@Tofu_soup

5 ай бұрын

@@torrestoyfun4235 ✨ M A G I C ✨

@Thelittledevilonyourshoulder

5 ай бұрын

@@torrestoyfun4235 not make a cookie

Bro just made the roblox studio logo when he ate the 1 piece

@HaverOfHands

Ай бұрын

THE ONE PIECE

@masterzbs4988

Ай бұрын

The one piece is real

@AlphaHaze

Ай бұрын

Can we get much higher?

@TheEggnouredOne

Ай бұрын

He found the 1 piece

@TheEggnouredOne

Ай бұрын

I told you its real

Instructions unclear, they turned into a Windows computer.

Screw the chocolate glitch. I wanna get infinite cookies.

@LuisCasstle

Жыл бұрын

Just put chocolate in the mold instead of dough.

@revmsj

Жыл бұрын

@@LuisCasstle fuckin’ brilliant!😳

@Stickyybenzz

Жыл бұрын

@@revmsj Yeah ikr!!!!

@lumpofpooonastring

Жыл бұрын

@@Stickyybenzz I’ve seen you before lol

@justme-jn2ur

Жыл бұрын

​@@lumpofpooonastring wow so funny 😑

I'm having flashbacks to when the internet was convinced you could have infinite chocolate by cutting it a certain way

@Mejayy

Жыл бұрын

or the 90 degrees triangle one

@fatbgmanbg975

Жыл бұрын

Based

@Pingviinimursu

Жыл бұрын

It's been like a decade or so since the chocolate thing, right? There's gonna be a lot of people who have no idea about it, and not just kids either.

@wildfire9280

Жыл бұрын

@@Pingviinimursu sadly I knew from a recent short, cat’s already out of the bag

@asdbanz316

Жыл бұрын

@@Mejayy triangle is possible tho if it's on sphere

"Ok, who stole my tiny square shaped cookie and turned the other pieces 180 degrees away?"

People who play Roblox: it’s a roblox studio logo Gamers:it’s windows People in 1939: it’s naz- Edit:I changed it because some people can’t even take a joke

@philtherealdeal2435

Ай бұрын

😅

@Klay4663

Ай бұрын

Ehh doesn't look like it but nice joke

@Maggi__

Ай бұрын

Brud, I really thought all 3 things

@ihatevendingmachines2966

Ай бұрын

HEIL BUILDERMAN 🙋‍♂️

@TyrDrum

Ай бұрын

Did naz-ee that coming.

For those of you that dont understand the edge of the cookies have about a 60 degree angle which hides the empty space below the cookies if you spin them

@X0XO_O

Жыл бұрын

I still don’t understand 😮

@byeguyssry

Жыл бұрын

​​​@@X0XO_O basically, there's still an empty space, but since it's so small since it's spread out over the length of the cookie, we don't realize it If you want, you can try to make an exact replica using some digital tools

@skunk9939

Жыл бұрын

Nice thanks for the explanation

@titantvman72

Жыл бұрын

I was about to say that!! 😢😢

@Playlistv2

Жыл бұрын

No isn’t it cause the formation with the cube is fitting exactly into the square maybe a little bit out on the top and then when the cube is removed they’re turned around it leaves a tiny space around all the edges. add these up and it will equal to a similar size to the size of the cube.

For any of you who didn't know the missing space is still there. When you rearrange the cookie instead of the missing space being in one spot, the whole cookie is decreased in size just slightly to where it only looks like it is still there.

@bryangrunauer

Жыл бұрын

THANK YOU

@realkingcarlo

Жыл бұрын

just like chocolate bar trick...

@Irascible_Xenos

Жыл бұрын

kinda similar to tarski paradox !!

@realkingcarlo

Жыл бұрын

@@poleve5409 size is decreasing, that's why I commented about chocolate bar

@wezul

Жыл бұрын

Thank you! I was like, please tell me someone has explained how this actually works in the comments. 100 internet points for you!!

its the infinite chocolate glitch all over again

Math and psychology: ❌ Business: ✅

Singlehandedly solved world hunger, we did it boys.

@brillebjorn4348

Жыл бұрын

He*

@RaynNotRyan

Жыл бұрын

@@brillebjorn4348The “We did it boys” is a quote from a meme

@GG-ow3ke

Жыл бұрын

There's just some gaps between the pieces in the first arrangement.

@noonelooksatusers

Жыл бұрын

😂

@infernalglaize2175

Жыл бұрын

"uhm accshually" 🤓

"My child will not eat infinite cookies." Child:

@Crazy-dlwah

11 ай бұрын

how ironic

@johanboersma6195

11 ай бұрын

Hey

@amagicalcookiegirl

11 ай бұрын

🍪🤣

@carsongeo

11 ай бұрын

that’s so random

@scoopshort

11 ай бұрын

satan: my child will buy cookies jesus:

What everyone sees and talks about: 🍪✍🏾🧮♾️🌌 What I see from the cookie formation: 🇩🇪🎨🖌️🖼️🙋🙋🙋

@MarK-0027

2 ай бұрын

same lmfao 😭

@NotTchno

2 ай бұрын

VSauce OG confirmed?

@reedm4183

Ай бұрын

lol

@pix.progra

Ай бұрын

vsauce evil?

@mansomanstuped

Ай бұрын

I see nazi flag in cookie formation

The shape of the Cookie brings back memories

"If I sneak a cookie, and eat it-" *aggressive sniff*

@ssr8555

6 ай бұрын

I think he meant “inhale the cookie”

@whyareyougay3941

6 ай бұрын

Im like nr.1000

@chrlzislime

6 ай бұрын

*"uuuuuuu"*

You can't trick me, vsauce. It got smaller

@FloridaMan-69

5 ай бұрын

it didnt it just fucking dissapeared

@zz3pter

4 ай бұрын

​@@FloridaMan-69he's not talking about the small piece, he meant the entire square cookie got smaller

@User_1937Hi

4 ай бұрын

don't forget the one cookie missing

@FloridaMan-69

4 ай бұрын

@@zz3pter a chunk of the entire cookie dissapeared it didnt even get smaller

@QWERTY-YT135

4 ай бұрын

maybe bc he said it wasn’t magic it was this thing called ✨ *MATH* ✨

Vsauce: Turns cookies sideways *Windows startup sound*

My lil bro getting the middle one 😂

For those of you who don't know why this works: The four big cookies don't actually fully fill the box. They just look like they do, but the reality is the area of the cookie in the middle is taken evenly from the outer square of all 4 cookies together. If you take that space and add it up, it equals the area of the original cookie.

@Heckleb0t

Жыл бұрын

Thank you, I was freaking out because I didn’t understand the trick.

@paul_warner

Жыл бұрын

This isn't true, you actually just break the fabric of reality with the infinite cookie glitch, but it's okay and nothing happens because it turns out that the fabric of reality isn't that fragile anyway. Bakers used to use the infinite cookie glitch all the time, it's why a baker's dozen is 13 and a regular dozen is 12. This was outlawed in the early 18th century due to a surge in pro-scarcity propaganda by the economists of the day. The law isn't enforced anymore but the trick has fallen by the wayside so it isn't as much of a threat to scarcity-reliant economic systems as it was back then.

@unliving_ball_of_gas

Жыл бұрын

@@paul_warner Man, if only you were my history teacher

@-soapybread-3521

Жыл бұрын

I was internally screaming thank you

@-soapybread-3521

Жыл бұрын

@@paul_warner give me your creativity. hand it over. I need it.

Michael should make a cooking show called, “One Smart Cookie”

@jargontrueseer

Жыл бұрын

Omg I love this

@The_Moai_God

Жыл бұрын

A fellow 🗿 I see

@CookieJarOfficial

Жыл бұрын

@@The_Moai_God fancy meeting you here…

@The_Moai_God

Жыл бұрын

@@CookieJarOfficial 🗿

@DuhC0mmunity

Жыл бұрын

I read that as "One small cookie" and then said "for man" after lol

Vsauce abusing the infinite glitch

Instructions unclear: I ate one of the bigger pieces.

Cookies turned into Roblox Studio for a quick second there 💀

@simpl3mind3d

9 ай бұрын

BRO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT THAT. LITERALLY NO ONE IS TALKING ABT IT

@dubpvp

9 ай бұрын

@@simpl3mind3d Lol

@wezen89

8 ай бұрын

I was like they look like something but I don't know what it looked like

@loaid2078

8 ай бұрын

@@simpl3mind3d yes not everyone is a roblox obsessed child

@simpl3mind3d

8 ай бұрын

@@loaid2078 💀bro it's just a really common logo chill

damn why do those cookies actually look good tho-

@grzyb11

9 ай бұрын

idk, maybe beacuse they are good?

@wickedregent

9 ай бұрын

Bro those are rocks tf u mena

@SETTHENIGHTONFIYAHH

9 ай бұрын

​@@wickedregentIts dough.

@Syndicalism

9 ай бұрын

​@@SETTHENIGHTONFIYAHH Shits been cooked into rocks, it ain't dough after it's cooked

@connor560

9 ай бұрын

Crumble got some competition

Micheal is getting *too powerful.*

No it doesn't, the cookies were clearly "spilling" out of the square, now they're clearly all inside the boundaries.

Vsauce is one of the few KZreadrs that can make me watch a short that’s promoting a product This is now officially my most liked comment

@monky7106

Жыл бұрын

Just don't get tricked into buying it, those curiosity boxes will probably never actually get sent to you... just ask all the people who paid to get the December one. Stil hasn't came... not to a single person.

@pajamas3068

Жыл бұрын

​@@ametista8569 DUDE I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT

@arnoldfreeman2885

Жыл бұрын

And it was entertaining and I learned something

@IhatemyselfsmrnHaha

Жыл бұрын

​@@pajamas3068 SAME-

@camerongist2159

Жыл бұрын

​@@monky7106 Seriously? Michael doesn't seem like the type of person to let that slide.

Vsauce is the type of guy to cut a piece of bread in a Möbius strip

@Madi-up3jv

Жыл бұрын

I laughed too hard at this imaging some dude doing this

@line2332

Жыл бұрын

My brother got into a discussion about the best way to cut a bagel, at summer science camp. Came home with a möbius cut bagel drawn on a t-shirt XD

@DeezNuts-ej6sr

Жыл бұрын

Dont think it don’t say it dont think it don’t say it dont think it don’t say it dont think it don’t say it dont think it don’t say it dont think it don’t say it

@vil_727

Жыл бұрын

"So, I cut this finite piece of bread into a mobius strip, which means that we finally have the formula to know to know the area of a mobius strip, or do they?" (VSause music starts playing)

@childrendeserveahead320

Жыл бұрын

@@DeezNuts-ej6sr say it say it SAY IT YOU KNOW YOU WAANNA SAY IT

But then they'll know you snuck a bit by the missing middle..

Instructions unclear.. all cookies have been eaten

Bro switched to an ad in half a second 💀

@drunkydrunk2351

Жыл бұрын

BWHAHAHAHHAA TRUEW

@Eteachim

Жыл бұрын

Bro but he from how to basic right?

@istoleyourtoast567

Жыл бұрын

@@Eteachimsaul what are you doing here

Props to Vsauce for giving us the opportunity to make "the dog ate my homework" a reality.

@noorazamyasin

6 ай бұрын

392 likes and no comments? ill fix that

@TrollFace.Reallll

6 ай бұрын

@@noorazamyasin 542 likes and 1 comment? I’ll fix that.

@lmlenderman

6 ай бұрын

850 like and 2 comments? I'll fix that.

@IslandMercury

6 ай бұрын

I destroyed the loop

@TrollFace.Reallll

6 ай бұрын

@@IslandMercury nuh uh

A perfect way to test the final product to make sure it came out right without making it look like something is missing😂

"am i breaking bad?" 😭💀

*Vsauce just discovered Windows: Cookie Edition*

@noonelooksatusers

Жыл бұрын

😂

@CloudFizzle

Жыл бұрын

he discovered Roadblocks!1!1!1

@CloudFizzle

Жыл бұрын

he discovered Roadblocks!1!1!1

@whirr11WasStolen

Жыл бұрын

​@@CloudFizzle Yaaay11!!!!!!!111

@CloudFizzle

Жыл бұрын

@@whirr11WasStolen Yippee!1!1!1!!11!1!11!

bro just made the Roblox & windows logo😭

@krabbypatty4416

Жыл бұрын

Secretly sponsored 😮

@alecboi777

Жыл бұрын

And also 1940’s German Empire

@rayganthetheremind1216

Жыл бұрын

Roblox's new logo was so ugly it made me quit Roblox

@lanieditss

Жыл бұрын

Fr lol

@PandaBot2001

Жыл бұрын

I saw the TF2 logo

This reminds me of that infinite chocolate trick that doesn't work, but that cookie is really cool :)

A cartoon i really liked as a child was 'Charlie And Lola'. I loved it so much I watched every single episode I could get my hands on at least three times. The art style, and the animation tickled my brain in such a nice way. I dont remember how old it is, but i wish there were still cartoons like that

I get how this works..you move the missing area into many smaller missing areas so there’s an illusion that it’s full again. But if you look closely, you can still see the lines around the cookie.

@ChaveloGG

4 ай бұрын

What If Medusa saw SCP-096's face? In this What-if scenario, we will discuss what would happen if Medusa (from greek mythology) saw SCP-096's face. Let me guide you in this multiverse of infinite realities that answer the question - What If? First, lets carefully analyze both of the characters. Medusa has the ability to turn to stone anyone that looks her in the eyes. Any being that has eyes is vulnerable to Medusa because all they need is to see her and thats it. In greek mythology, Perseus uses a mirrored shield to avoid eye contact and eventually beheads her, however, would this opponent be able to do such strategy? SCP-096 is an SCP from The Foundation. The problem with this is that there is no clear canon to this, and there are multiple realities in which something could be different. Because of this, we will go over some commonly accepted and basic stuff. If you look at his face, or even just a picture of him, he will do the zzzzzZzzzZZZZZZZZEUEEEUEUEY AAAUUAH AUAUAUY AAAAU AAAAAAAH and will go to YOUR location from where ever in the world he is, and tear you apart. Once you see him, you cant do anything about it, kid. His intelligence levels are usually regarded as low, as he just sits and sobs alone until someone looks at his face. He too is known to have super strength to knock down heavy facility doors. In many fictional SCP stories, he is able to tear through pretty much anything, has regeneration, and super speed. But a question you may have - is SCP-096 blind or nah? And to that I say, is a very good question 🗿👍🏿 . See, as mentioned before, there is no established SCP canon, so we will hop on over to two of the endless different universes. In the first universe, he can see, and he can see very well. In the second universe, SCP-096 is blind, and he does attack anyone who sees his face, or a picture of it. He can sense them where they are, but he cant see them. In both universes, however, they start similarly with the following: In a big black horse, a chaos insurgency member goes fleeing away from the facility, with a picture of none other than shy guy himself's face, folded so he doesnt accidentally see it. He is making his way to Medusa's garden which contains many of her victims now turned into stone. This guy also made sure to take scramble goggles with him. He had engineered them specifically so that they can scramble and block medusa's eyes from his vision, as well as SCP-096's face. He finally arrives at the garden, it sounded empty and quiet, it had a lot of plants, and of course, many stone statues. The stone statues ranged from birds, humans, centaurs, to even a variant of Leland Turbo. Bro puts his special scramble goggles on. Bro gets off his big black horse. Bro equips the picture of shy guy. Even though he designed his goggles to block SCP-096's face, he often felt uncannyness holding the picture and held it very cautiously. The garden was dang quiet. Only one to two birds were heard singing every now and then. He yelled "I KNOW UR THERE" at the top of his lungs. "Hello, young man", said a voice behind bro. Bro turns around, and saw a women wth sunglasses and her hair covered with some cloth or something idk bruh (obviously medusa) He said "i've got a handsome fellow for you to take a look at". The women takes the sunglasses off, the cloth off revealing a bunch of snakes. She notices bro isnt turning to stone, and notices the goggles hes wearing. It is obvious those goggles are intervining. Medusa approaches the chaos insurgency member, with intentions of pulling the goggles off, but he dont move and quickly holds up the picture of SCP-096's face up in her face. She sees it, but ignores it and the snakes grab it and consume it, as she is determined to get those goggles, but it doesnt matter, shes already seen him. The chaos insurgency member then turns back and begins running away to his big black horse, but to his horror, he is stone. He screams the most horrifyingly loudest most painful "NOOOOOOOOO" you can possibly imagine, words cannot describe it. He stands there, feeling his heart drop to his stomach, as he hears Medusa's footsteps approching him from behind. He drops to his knees, and medusa grabs his hair, and spins him around with ease, as he has no resistance now. She is about to pull off the goggles when some horrendous screams start hearing nearer every milisecond. AAUAUAGGGH EEEUUH AAAAUUGG AAAAAAUAH She turns around and sees a tall, white and terrifying slender creature closing in on her. Now, this is where the two universes are different. Lets see for universe number one: Medusa's first instinct is to stare the creature down, and thats exactly what she is doing, however, the creature is going on such tremendous speeds that he is not even stopping. The screaming gets so loud, that Medusa just decides to close her eyes and accept her fate, but something different happens. She doesnt feel anything, and feels just fine. She slowly opens her eyes, and bumps her head with a piece of stone - a large, slender arm that is now stone. She looks up and sees the creature's face now, widest, most exaggeratted mouth open but as solid grey rock. The chaos insurgency member is barely crawling, but medusa slowly picks him up by the hair, and rips the goggles off his face. She looks at him in the eyes and feels victorious with three new stone collections. However, in the second universe, things go a bit different. Medusa's instinct is to stare the creature down, but its not stopping, its not stopping. Hes emitting the most horrifying screams up close. You could probably guess what happened to Medusa. The chaos insurgency member is crawling, trying to reach his big black horse for one final pet, even if its just stone, but then a bunch of helicopters start closing in, and lots of heavily armed men start jumping off, all with scramble gear. A group is carrying a bag to place over SCP-096's head, while the others force the chaos member off the ground and cuff him up. Did i miss anything, bruh?

@ariefakmalmuhammadzulkifli7662

4 ай бұрын

​@@ChaveloGGyours is so long to read

@nargacugalover

3 ай бұрын

​@@ChaveloGG wtf. You just wrote an entire fanfiction

@naptuness

3 ай бұрын

@@ChaveloGGwhat does any of this have to do with the comment💀

@VoxOverlord42

2 ай бұрын

​@ChaveloGG TL;dr

The cookies did not fill the square fully when they were rearranged. They left long gaps on the sides. The area of the gaps are distributed in a way that makes us perceive that the square is fully covered.

@billiestanley8572

Жыл бұрын

😂 no

@himaririku5289

Жыл бұрын

​@@billiestanley8572 why

@XWierdThingsHappenX

Жыл бұрын

​@@billiestanley8572 that's literally the actual reason or do you seriously think it could be physically taking the same space after taking some away?

@billiestanley8572

Жыл бұрын

@@XWierdThingsHappenX dude get outta here I was talking to another reply saying it was real

@XWierdThingsHappenX

Жыл бұрын

@@billiestanley8572 it's been deleted than looks like you are replying to op.

not only did he generate cookies but also created the roblox studio logo!

"your house lock is pretty secure... or is it?"

At this point Vsauce is just breaking life

@mikemellos6597

9 ай бұрын

Breaking good

@ZackyBonkPH

9 ай бұрын

Breaking Bad

@harunali5538

9 ай бұрын

Breaking In

@basedduck224

9 ай бұрын

Breaking bed

@aguy7095

9 ай бұрын

Fixing Good

For those who don't understand, I'll explain it as best as I can. When removing the middle part, we only remove a little amount. That way, when rotating the remaining pieces, the amount of cookie removed from the middle is the same as the amount in the cracks of the cookie. This only happens because of the angle we cut the cookie, plus the amount we want to leave in the middle to make it appear as the same size, and that amount of cookie being put in the cracks to make it appear as if none were removed. Hope I explained it well.

@Michael-369

9 ай бұрын

Thank you!

@Samstercraft77

9 ай бұрын

ty

@Damianisnotreal

9 ай бұрын

I ain’t reading all that

@_thobelani_

9 ай бұрын

Good explanation. If only he made this demonstration out of clay( something that solidifies and leaves no space between edges) to see ut clearly

@AlMcEw

9 ай бұрын

It also creates the Roblox logo

The thing is the 5 cookies don't even fit in the square, there's edges popping from the square, those same edges are the one the fill the space the little square leaves , sumple

No my brain tells me not to do math when I'm on my break ;)

it’s times like these that you realize how much Michael looks like Walter White

@PsychorGames

8 ай бұрын

VSauce is "cooking" something all right.

@kai.805

7 ай бұрын

⁠@@PsychorGamesmet- i mean me too haha…

@The_Duolingo1

7 ай бұрын

​@@kai.805 You can't studder while typing

@calicobagels

7 ай бұрын

Ehh, not really lol

@pessimisticdiabetic717

7 ай бұрын

Nice profile picture

The way vsauce said "twenty dollars" made me fear for my life

@gamingwithvega8366

10 ай бұрын

20 DOLLARS?

@hey_singh

10 ай бұрын

A WHOLE 20 DOLLARS !!!!

@Excited_Tyler

9 ай бұрын

At least it's not £20.01

@gamingwithvega8366

9 ай бұрын

@@Excited_Tyler twenty pounds and one pence ay?

@SWFRL

9 ай бұрын

@@Excited_Tylerlol one pence kit for infinite cookies? Say less buddy

" It's not magic, it's math" -Vsauce, and that other guy on tvo kids

the extra spaces that are there are equivalent to the missing cookie

The missing mass just gets distributed into smaller pockets around the border Instead of taking the middle part of the cookie,you essentially just trim the edges

@sahasrakondapalli50

4 ай бұрын

The gaps would add up, maybe my perfectionist mind is picking up on stuff

@nightw4tchman

4 ай бұрын

​@@sahasrakondapalli50but people don't notice. It's how you can hide costs in a budget from someone. Hit them with a €200 bill and they'll question it. Hit them with a €20 bill 10 times and they will probably forget about the previous 9 over a year.

@ChaveloGG

4 ай бұрын

What If Medusa saw SCP-096's face? In this What-if scenario, we will discuss what would happen if Medusa (from greek mythology) saw SCP-096's face. Let me guide you in this multiverse of infinite realities that answer the question - What If? First, lets carefully analyze both of the characters. Medusa has the ability to turn to stone anyone that looks her in the eyes. Any being that has eyes is vulnerable to Medusa because all they need is to see her and thats it. In greek mythology, Perseus uses a mirrored shield to avoid eye contact and eventually beheads her, however, would this opponent be able to do such strategy? SCP-096 is an SCP from The Foundation. The problem with this is that there is no clear canon to this, and there are multiple realities in which something could be different. Because of this, we will go over some commonly accepted and basic stuff. If you look at his face, or even just a picture of him, he will do the zzzzzZzzzZZZZZZZZEUEEEUEUEY AAAUUAH AUAUAUY AAAAU AAAAAAAH and will go to YOUR location from where ever in the world he is, and tear you apart. Once you see him, you cant do anything about it, kid. His intelligence levels are usually regarded as low, as he just sits and sobs alone until someone looks at his face. He too is known to have super strength to knock down heavy facility doors. In many fictional SCP stories, he is able to tear through pretty much anything, has regeneration, and super speed. But a question you may have - is SCP-096 blind or nah? And to that I say, is a very good question 🗿👍🏿 . See, as mentioned before, there is no established SCP canon, so we will hop on over to two of the endless different universes. In the first universe, he can see, and he can see very well. In the second universe, SCP-096 is blind, and he does attack anyone who sees his face, or a picture of it. He can sense them where they are, but he cant see them. In both universes, however, they start similarly with the following: In a big black horse, a chaos insurgency member goes fleeing away from the facility, with a picture of none other than shy guy himself's face, folded so he doesnt accidentally see it. He is making his way to Medusa's garden which contains many of her victims now turned into stone. This guy also made sure to take scramble goggles with him. He had engineered them specifically so that they can scramble and block medusa's eyes from his vision, as well as SCP-096's face. He finally arrives at the garden, it sounded empty and quiet, it had a lot of plants, and of course, many stone statues. The stone statues ranged from birds, humans, centaurs, to even a variant of Leland Turbo. Bro puts his special scramble goggles on. Bro gets off his big black horse. Bro equips the picture of shy guy. Even though he designed his goggles to block SCP-096's face, he often felt uncannyness holding the picture and held it very cautiously. The garden was dang quiet. Only one to two birds were heard singing every now and then. He yelled "I KNOW UR THERE" at the top of his lungs. "Hello, young man", said a voice behind bro. Bro turns around, and saw a women wth sunglasses and her hair covered with some cloth or something idk bruh (obviously medusa) He said "i've got a handsome fellow for you to take a look at". The women takes the sunglasses off, the cloth off revealing a bunch of snakes. She notices bro isnt turning to stone, and notices the goggles hes wearing. It is obvious those goggles are intervining. Medusa approaches the chaos insurgency member, with intentions of pulling the goggles off, but he dont move and quickly holds up the picture of SCP-096's face up in her face. She sees it, but ignores it and the snakes grab it and consume it, as she is determined to get those goggles, but it doesnt matter, shes already seen him. The chaos insurgency member then turns back and begins running away to his big black horse, but to his horror, he is stone. He screams the most horrifyingly loudest most painful "NOOOOOOOOO" you can possibly imagine, words cannot describe it. He stands there, feeling his heart drop to his stomach, as he hears Medusa's footsteps approching him from behind. He drops to his knees, and medusa grabs his hair, and spins him around with ease, as he has no resistance now. She is about to pull off the goggles when some horrendous screams start hearing nearer every milisecond. AAUAUAGGGH EEEUUH AAAAUUGG AAAAAAUAH She turns around and sees a tall, white and terrifying slender creature closing in on her. Now, this is where the two universes are different. Lets see for universe number one: Medusa's first instinct is to stare the creature down, and thats exactly what she is doing, however, the creature is going on such tremendous speeds that he is not even stopping. The screaming gets so loud, that Medusa just decides to close her eyes and accept her fate, but something different happens. She doesnt feel anything, and feels just fine. She slowly opens her eyes, and bumps her head with a piece of stone - a large, slender arm that is now stone. She looks up and sees the creature's face now, widest, most exaggeratted mouth open but as solid grey rock. The chaos insurgency member is barely crawling, but medusa slowly picks him up by the hair, and rips the goggles off his face. She looks at him in the eyes and feels victorious with three new stone collections. However, in the second universe, things go a bit different. Medusa's instinct is to stare the creature down, but its not stopping, its not stopping. Hes emitting the most horrifying screams up close. You could probably guess what happened to Medusa. The chaos insurgency member is crawling, trying to reach his big black horse for one final pet, even if its just stone, but then a bunch of helicopters start closing in, and lots of heavily armed men start jumping off, all with scramble gear. A group is carrying a bag to place over SCP-096's head, while the others force the chaos member off the ground and cuff him up. Did i miss anything, bruh?

@Korogiri_Koenagi

4 ай бұрын

​@@ChaveloGGwtf 😨

@Browniecruncher

4 ай бұрын

I can absolutely believe this.

*_Nice, at least Vsauce is able to satisfy the Cookie Monster._* *Or did he?*

@AugustCrossroads

Жыл бұрын

He IS the cookie monster

@lakshyavashishth5379

11 ай бұрын

*Michael's theme plays*

@Ameerjanan

10 ай бұрын

*does bruh who didn't learn grammar 💀

Man i wish all ads were this interesting

Infinite chocolate trick ❌ Infinite cookie trick ✅

Chemistry students: "Measure the mass you coward"

@dhritibhardwaj4274

7 ай бұрын

Yeah buddy have some freaking weights on 😂

michael starting to get gray hairs is making me cry, it hasn't been that long i swear

@sprocastersprocaster

Жыл бұрын

a decade

@harnageaa

Жыл бұрын

14 years

@omariomariomario1194

Жыл бұрын

There there..

@classica1fungus

Жыл бұрын

You're next muhahaha

"The cookies dont fill the square anymore" *"or do they"*

Nah bro I would've taken all of them and just say "but you didn't put the cookies down yet"

POV you failed art school in Austria and started baking

@Joebiden....thesleeper

Ай бұрын

I thought that was taking a different approach

@godofpumpkins

Ай бұрын

@@Joebiden....thesleeper wow i feel lucky to find a comment 21 minutes ago

@brenreee

Ай бұрын

@@godofpumpkins wow i feel lucky to find a comment 6 minutes ago

@TempestIsTrying

Ай бұрын

​@@brenreeewow I feel lucky to find a comment 22 minutes ago

@VikktheVick

Ай бұрын

​@TempestIsTrying wow I feel lucky to find a comment 7 hours ago

For those who don't know, the "new" square has some wiggle room at the line, and doesn't fully fill it like it did before. That extra space is that square that was removed. Edit: Why are there so many likes isn't this common knowledge

@hmok7641

Жыл бұрын

But remember that wiggle room is before the square is removed, not after, so your idea is not matching.

@Reilaos

Жыл бұрын

@@hmok7641 There's *more* wiggle room.

@brandonevans3994

Жыл бұрын

That’s not why this is a common puzzle it’s simple when you actually look at the pieces

@thompson1558

Жыл бұрын

​@@brandonevans3994 🎉

@randybugger3006

Жыл бұрын

You can rig the game either way: five pieces fit precisely but four pieces have extra space, or, five pieces are slightly too large but four pieces fit precisely.

Its all shits and giggles until they figure out theres a missing cookie

We need a food theory on this

I watched a video about this. From my understanding, the cookies may appear to fill the whole square, but an area of space too slim for our eyes to see adds up to the missing piece. So basically it’s like filling up as much space as you can, while trying to spread out the missing area of the object. The video used Alice in Wonderland as an example, where the Queen of Hearts captured Alice, and would let her go on one account. If she could explain the following phenomenon. There was a 55 area square on the ground, and the queen states that 54 can also fill in the square. Her husband disagrees and points out that 54 is not the same as 55 and therefore cannot account for the same amount of space. The queen then calls in four shapes of different areas, and orders them to fill in the square. All the areas add up to 55, so they fill in the square. A new set of shapes comes in, and also fill in the square. However, the areas only add up to 54. Alice is confused, and drinks a potion to shrink her size. She wanders over the square and discovers a tiny sliver stretching from corner to corner in between the shapes. The sliver is what’s supposed to account for the missing 1. So I guess the moral of the story is to always trust mathematical thinking, instead of what our own eyes might tell us or something. Ok, apparently I just started a war in the replies, and y’all saying you ain’t reading all this, so I’ll try my best to sun it up for you. So basically I referenced a Ted-Ed video that talks about 55 and 54 both managing to apparently fill up the same amount of space. However, we discover that in the number 54, there is actually a very slim amount of space in between the shapes, which adds up to the missing square. That shouldn’t be be that long, and I apologize for sounding like a “🤓☝️” or something, and writing a lot. 😅 And, my dear friend DragonQueen16547 has clarified that I am, indeed, in the feminine division. My condolences to those who have referred to me as a “him” in the replies, I press no charges. 😊

@BelemaSotonye-Frank10

2 ай бұрын

A fellow Ted-Ed riddle watcher I see.

@Nism0z_

2 ай бұрын

🤓☝️

@Slimmsnarl

2 ай бұрын

@@Nism0z_ just because someone is smarter than you doesn’t mean you need to get mad

@Nism0z_

2 ай бұрын

@@Slimmsnarl the town of yapsalot needs a mayor

@Slimmsnarl

2 ай бұрын

@@Nism0z_ ah, so you’re just going to ignore my point and insult me. Just like a true idiot

humanity is such that every now and again someone reinvents the infinite chocolate bar illusion

One last short before bed The short:

"Who cut the cookie so awkwardly?" "...Not me."

Vsauce is one of those guys that NEED to be respected fr

@jamess.7811

Жыл бұрын

okay

@the10ofdiamondscard

Жыл бұрын

make me

@bbyyoshi

Жыл бұрын

ok Chrono

@HOTD108_

Жыл бұрын

I didn't realise Vsauce wasn't respected?

@zxomb

Жыл бұрын

He’s been one of the most respected content creators for over a decade

"Honey, where did you put the cookies?" "In the square hole!"

@TheOne_6

4 ай бұрын

'That's right, it goes in the square hole!'

@skiadrum99

4 ай бұрын

😂

Bro taught us banach-taraski paradox

Vsauce. Answering the questions no one every asked them selfs since 2007

after years, Vsauce is still one of the most watched youtubers

@AttiMatter

Жыл бұрын

And for good reason

@maxwellepstein5706

Жыл бұрын

If that Jack Wrath bot shows up, this comment (not mine, the one I'm commenting on, though this too) shows we're ready.

@EnigmaGameMaster

Жыл бұрын

Michael* As he said, Vsauce is us.

@romulusnr

Жыл бұрын

he went viral it's what is called a pro youtuber move

The Wobblo: a ball bearing inside a hollow torus

Vsauce just randomly came up on my fyp and now he's actually one of my favorite youtubers

The fact that no one would look and say "wait my cookies look diffrent"

It’s like the chocolate illusion, but wayyy less obvious. I actually had a bit of a hard time finding the missing space

@Sanquinity

Жыл бұрын

Not THAT hard. ^^;; Before the center piece is removed the top two cookies clearly go over the lines. But after it's removed they fall well within the lines. Also all cookies just seem to move inwards a little bit without the center piece and after rotating.

@RatRhapsody

Жыл бұрын

@@Sanquinity yeah you’re right, now I see I can see better

Can we all be grateful that vsauce had all the ability to make this a perfect loop, but decided to stare at us rather than loop it?

For people who like to take a bite but don't want to ruin the cookies then this is perfect.

New cookie duplication glitch just dropped

World cookie hunger solved 💀

@reincarnation8118

6 ай бұрын

We already got cookie clicker

Bro made “save 20 dollars” seem like a threat

@Hyperdusy

6 ай бұрын

20 dallas is 20 dallas

We’re failing art school with this one

“I’ll sneak a cookie… AND EAT IT!”

I know exactly why this works. It's basically a really small triangle it takes away on each side when you rotate and if you add the area of each small triangle it equals the area of the small square you take away.

@BigBoss0112

Жыл бұрын

no shit its probably one of the easiest to understand "illusions" in the world congratulations on passing the 60 IQ checkpoint

Vsauce almost became a war criminal

@GorillaNugget

7 ай бұрын

uhhh UHHH

@oscarfoot1669

7 ай бұрын

Yea .... yea

You know that feeling when somebody tells you to do something, and then you haven't made it just yet, and when you came back they already fulfilled your work, and realized you were just the missing cookie, you don't have to be in the group to be complete.

The way he looked at the camera at the end💀💀

bro made Roblox with cookies 😂

@TheNotoriousJabobo

2 ай бұрын

And then made windows!

@Thenoobyone2981

2 ай бұрын

@@TheNotoriousJabobo aND THEN HE MADE A SWA-

@TheNotoriousJabobo

2 ай бұрын

@@Thenoobyone2981NAAAAH💀💀💀

@silentspy6150

2 ай бұрын

@@Thenoobyone2981Germany ww2

@cadencase5216

2 ай бұрын

@@Thenoobyone2981 🙋🏻‍♂️🇩🇪

Damn can’t wait to eat my own Austrian painter 1940’s symbol cookie

bro became an austrian painter

When you fail art school but max your grade on cooking class