Click the link: vessi.com/criminalist and use my Criminalist for $25 off each pair of adult Vessi shoes!

@michaelmayhem350

Жыл бұрын

I love that simon thinks his followers can afford $300 shoes well $275 with the discount lol

@bappie3323

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelmayhem350 most expensive pair i see is about 160

@cait7608

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelmayhem350 click the link, don’t make stuff up

@feraldelight

Жыл бұрын

I'm so sad My husband would love these but they don't go to his size. I guess I'll just have to get a pair for myself instead. 😆

@audreymuzingo933

Жыл бұрын

Is it $25 off or 25% off (like you said and it shows on screen at 1:25)??? Major difference there!

I’m a trauma ICU nurse. The amount of bullets a human can survive is amazing.. My personal max was a young man survived being shot 11 times!!

@badluck5647

Жыл бұрын

"Survived" What kind of quality of life does someone have with that kind of damage?

@dakarai47

Жыл бұрын

@@badluck5647 Depends on where you were hit my friend got shot 8 times and recovered near perfectly

@13lochie

Жыл бұрын

Yeah we had someone who took both barrels of a shotgun to the torso. Because it was birdshot (small pellets) the guy made a full recovery in spite of having about 400 holes in him.

@giantmanice

Жыл бұрын

@@badluck5647 usually a wheelchair ridden quadriplegic with a shit/piss bag. But it's worth it to throw up the set!

@CaseyBDook

Жыл бұрын

It's insane how much trauma a human can take and recover from. My cousin basically died in a motorcycle accident but other than the many extra parts they added to put him back together he is physically good. The mental scars are deep though.

“America’s chilly northern stepchild” is my new favorite way to describe Alaska lololololol

@MGscribe

Жыл бұрын

Thank you kindly lmao 😂

@tesshagensieker1700

Жыл бұрын

As an Alaskan, can confirm.

Pro-Tips for Criminals As the Archivist of CC Lore (self-proclaimed), I've been writing down tips for criminals since the channel started. Here is an updated list. (For regulars, items added since last update start around 119.) 100. Don't write down your crimes even if it's past the statute of limitations. 101. There's no statute of limitations for murder. 102. Just dress as a super old man. Put some old man mask on or some shit, just go there, buy some booze, no one's gonna question you because you don't ID someone who looks like they're 90. You're welcome, teenagers of the world. 103. If you're doing crimes, don't continue doing the same crimes in another state. 104. Don't tell your cellmate about your crimes. 105. How do you NOT practice with the gun before you try and assassinate a president? 106. For all you budding criminals out there, it's worth noting that the drug receptivity of individuals can vary widely across relatively small sample sizes, and if you want to get uniform effect across, let's say 60 people of different ages, weights, genders and states of health, carefully calibrated dosages need to be applied. 107. Don't smuggle drugs to Malaysia or anywhere in Asia - they'll probably kill you. 108. Maybe you can blackmail someone into being with you for life, but it's gonna be really awkward. 109. Really? You're using a stolen credit card to get delivery food to your house? 110. Don't podcast your crimes. 111. The statute of limitations for robbery lasts only 10 years in Germany. 112. Get a balaclava or something. It's like three dollars. 113. Just wear a mask, dickheads! 114. Why would you take their wallets? Just take the money out of the wallets and fucking leave them there. 115. They say crime doesn't pay. It absolutely does or there would be no crime. 116. The best criminals are the ones we don't know about. 117. Yo, if there's a guy who knows all of your criminal activities, he's immensely valuable to the police. If you've thought about killing him, keep your mouth shut until you've actually killed him because otherwise, he's going to go to the police. 118. Don't commit crimes in China. Goddamn. 119. Don't try to hide a body in a sand pit. 120. You're a serial killer. If you want to terrify people, kill people... what's the reason for not killing? 121. Is slashing the best tactic with a knife? That's just going to injure someone. 122. What are you doing? If you're a criminal and you're committing crimes, are you really going to wear something so identifiable? 123. If your crimes are going to end in a suicide, please write down everything in great detail because it makes our jobs a lot easier. 124. She saw your face. She saw you commit a murder. You murdered someone and now you're just going to let her go? That's insane. 125. If you've been robbing and you've got money and guns in your car, how about you go just a couple of miles an hour below the speed limit? Not suspiciously slow, but also so there isn't any chance of getting pulled over. 126. Don't write a novel about your crimes. 127. Don't blog about your crimes. 128. Why wouldn't you make sure your bombs work well before you mail them anywhere? You can't even observe the results directly. If you're going to make bombs, make some bombs, and set them off in the garden first. 129. Don't leave a badge bearing the name of your organization at the crime scene. 130. You know what's great for getting rid of DNA evidence? Fucking fire. 131. If you're an excellent bank robber in a country which punishes bank robbery heavily, just go to a country with more money and less punishment. You're welcome. 132. Yes, it's a serious crime to set someone's car on fire. 133. If you're signing up for some dark website, use a different user name, c'mon. 134. You can't use your burner phone to call your mum and wish her happy birthday. 135. Burn the receipt. If you're unsure, burn, burn, burn. Fire is your friend. 136. Burn properly. Use accelerant. 137. If you're making a fake bomb, do it with gloves on. 138. Buy multiple burner phones at separate shops. 139. Assume you're always being wire-tapped. 140. Conduct your meeting somewhere private. 141. Don't trust pre-paid phones. 142. Always wear gloves from preparation to execution. 143. If you've burned a body and there's little bits left over, don't bury them in your backyard, you idiot. 144. If you're gonna murder someone, don't rush. Think about it. 145. If you're in prison forever, go ahead and write down your crimes. Why not? 146. If you're going to get revenge, don't write about getting revenge. Just quietly get revenge. Or at least be quiet about it until after the revenge is done. 147. Don't subtly hint at your crimes. 148. Don't work or do crimes with a psychopath. Because they're a psychopath. They're gonna betray you. 149. If you've been collecting people's drivers licenses as some trophy and you bring someone round to clean out your garage, is that really a good idea to have those there? 150. When disposing of bodies, smell is everything. Exert all your chemical research on that issue. 151. Throwing evidence down an embankment does not count as disposing of evidence. You have to burn it with fire. 152. Don't lie to the police about easily verifiable information. 153. Shut the fuck up until your lawyer arrives. 154. Don't draw diagrams of your crimes. 155. Don't admit to your future crimes. 156. Don't hand-write a ransom note. 157. Don't blog about felony theft. 158. Why are you giving your name and contact info to a sex worker? 159. If you're a murderer, don't go on ride-alongs with the police. 160. Don't act suspicious. 161. If you're providing an alibi that you know is fake, how about you provide an alibi that's less fake? 162. Don't text potential victims. 163. Don't steal victims' phones. 164. If you fake your own death, you have to leave town. 165. If you want to kill someone, hiring a hit man isn't helpful. Do it properly yourself. 166. If you've done crimes, don't stick around at the scene and don't come back. 167. You're not a spy if you keep telling everyone about it. Previous rules: kzread.info/dash/bejne/eHumttKdlq21YLA.html kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZaSjt8WEg861k7Q.html Original rules: kzread.info/dash/bejne/d4RhxtSqo6W3aMY.html Disclaimer: CC Archivist not responsible for the quality, consistency, or redundancy of the tips recorded. Archivist neither commits nor condones criminal behavior. Allegedly.

@Nefville

Жыл бұрын

WOW. Nice work!

@dawnpalmby5100

Жыл бұрын

I guess there's a reason arsen is one of the triad, it's important for covering up your crimes - but don't do crimes though

@josephjones4293

Жыл бұрын

Jesus thats comprehensive

@connorburgess6097

Жыл бұрын

1 small addition do not smuggle drugs to any Arabic Countries, they'll probably kill you.

@thejudgmentalcat

Жыл бұрын

"The Practical Guide To Criminality" 👍

Simon: “Vessis are vegan!” Oh thank goodness… the last work boot I ate gave me terrible indigestion.

@theConquerersMama

Жыл бұрын

Vegans try not use animal products. It's not just about eating. 🙄 So for them, no fur or leather is an important feature. As is being a company that bothers to specify one way or another. But hey, if eating shoes is your thing, more power to you.

@Vondracar

Жыл бұрын

@@theConquerersMama Daddy chill! He was just making a joke jeez...

@chrisoneill4865

Жыл бұрын

​@@theConquerersMama Are you a sarcasm vegan??

@CazzieHooper

Жыл бұрын

@theconquerersmama It's called Sarcasm

@DeliciousBoi

9 ай бұрын

​@@theConquerersMamaYou proved the vegan stereotype, congratulations.

“You know when they use the smoking monkeys to teach you not to smoke Kazakhstani cigarettes in your boarding school.” No Simon. I don’t know. I have no clue what you are talking about. We might be around the same age but clearly had very different childhoods. Now if you want to talk about Scruff McGruff taking a bite out of crime that’s something I can relate to.

@jennileecurtright

Жыл бұрын

oh my god! Core memory unlocked! I haven't thought about the Crime Dog in yeeeeaaars!

@jordanhicks5131

Жыл бұрын

Lmao did y'all get the "just say no" folks? Drugs are bad, mkay

@triple6wolfi

Жыл бұрын

No doubt, never heard of smoking monkeys but have heard of Mcgruff haha

@biggybro4124

Жыл бұрын

I had a P.E. teacher do a smoking demo with a water bottle with some cotton balls in the mouth of it and she "puffed" the cig by squeezing the bottle and letting it refill. Showed us the gunk in smoke by pulling the cotton appart. Was Grose. This was all outside, and I have no idea why she did this live, exposing us to seccond hand smoke outside. Merica.

@ryanc473

Жыл бұрын

@@jordanhicks5131 ah yes, I remember this. The program that conveniently fails to mention the reason that drugs are used is because they make you feel awesome and instead focuses entirely on the negative effects. Which, in theory, no problem... until someone is like, why the actual f**k do people use drugs if all they do is destroy you? There's gotta be something there, otherwise people wouldn't use them. But obviously it can't be that great, because the DARE teacher assured us that drugs are awful for you and thus make you feel and act awful. Huh, so I could probably handle trying a drug, I mean, ultimately I'll just feel like shit and everything the DARE teacher taught me will be glaringly obvious... Oh, wait, hang on, I think I might be feeling something from these Vicoden I took. Well let's see, the DARE textbook told me I'd experience intense nausea, vomiting, sedation, and potentially respiratory depression. Heck, I might even choke on my own vom... Oh wait, holy crap. Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap. Umm, wait, what?! This feels...unbelievable. Like, honestly, everything in the world just is ok. Fuck, high school is no big deal, all I need is a nice dose of Vicodin and all my problems will fade away... Six months later you're out of money, in severe opioid withdrawal, trying to alleviate the pain by essentially overdosing on over the counter antidiarreah medication, since theoretically it's an opioid, after all... Lol, the hopefully obvious point I'm trying to make here is that lying about how drugs work doesn't really help anyone that's even halfway a curious person. The problem with drugs is not so much the physiological harm they cause, but rather the psychological high that they induce. They feel amazing, but are a Goddamn forsaken hellspawn of a Pandora's box. Once you've opened the box, felt the high, you can't go back. And THAT is what absolutely f**ks you up. It's not the long term damage done to your body. It's the short term deal with the devil that hijacks your brains pleasure systems and makes it so that literally everything else in the world is boring without your drug of choice. Honestly, a freaking threesome with Victoria's Secret models would probably feel like meh at best during active addiction. And trust me, you suffer in the endeavor to reset your system. I figured I could at least mitigate the withdrawal symptoms by tapering down, and to an extent that was true, but it was still nearly unbearable. A full 2ish months of my life were spent in a state of absolute anhedonia. Literally nothing could provide any pleasure, it was just sort of a grey cloud looming over my life. So yeah, drugs aren't dangerous because they make you feel like shit, drugs are dangerous because once you've tried them, it's literally the only thing that can provide pleasure to your brain. Edit: also, should note that I failed to mention that even after the two months of literally deriving zero pleasure from any activity, I still CONSTANTLY crave the drug. And cravings aren't so much like food cravings, oh no. Cravings are far closer to, well, panic attacks. Like, you full on melt down and your brain convinces you that the only way things will be okay is to go back to using the drug. It isn't so much that taking the drug/fulfilling the craving will be extremely satisfying, no, no, it's more like fulfilling the craving is absolutely necessary if you ever want to experience joy ever again. And your life is literally falling apart without your drug of choice. It's an irrational, panic attack like state that isn't really done justice by the comparison to a simple food craving

I have time all day every day for Simons tangent, ESPECIALLY if they include contraband and people from Kazakstan!

Hey Simon, in the JonBenét video you joked about an 8 part series on her. Here's an idea: do a series of three separate events, in which the first one caused the latter two. The first is the Ruby Ridge incident that occurred in August of 1992. This event would greatly influence the actions taken by the ATF during the Waco Siege around 6 months later in February of 1993. Finally rounding off with the Oklahoma city bombing by McVeigh in 1995 as he stated directly that the Waco siege caused him to decide on the course of action he took. Just an idea.

@AlliyahPerry

Жыл бұрын

This is a really great idea!!!!

@danchristopher7957

Жыл бұрын

No doubt, Simon will make such presentation(s) from the official government (cover-up) (propaganda) perspective.

@cnsohm

Жыл бұрын

This sounds brilliant!!

@pretzelhunt

Жыл бұрын

@@danchristopher7957 So you're on McVeigh's side in all this, are you?

@FT4Freedom

Жыл бұрын

Yes.

That video of the cop following this guy is creepy. The killer just casually walks like Michael Myers in Halloween, ignoring the cop yelling after him. Then he abruptly whirls around and goes straight at the cop.

@MGscribe

Жыл бұрын

Nightmare fuel to be sure!

@SegwayBossk

Жыл бұрын

Y'all must be fairly new to the Internet if this would bother you 🤣 You should watch the video of the gentlemen "playing" with a plastic truck, I believe a screwdriver, and other objects

@willowmoon7

Жыл бұрын

He definitely gave me slasher vibes too, that mindlessness @_@

One of my aunts is a doctor with a criminal record-- She was arrested whilst protesting and while it was a non violent offense she served no jail time for, she still with every new job, has to get a letter explaining her circumstances. I can't imagine how much worse it would be if it was a violent offense.

@lesevans6567

Жыл бұрын

Well, If I can give anyone a little hope. I have a friend. Who’ll soon be retiring from a top clearance ( not secret) military job. Where he has held a leadership position for 20 + years. Earlier in his life. He pulled a flat ten. In the kind of prison you go to pull a flat ten. He decided he wanted his children needed a father. Then he started seeing that accomplishments weren’t just for others. I believe it. Because I witnessed it. And, I believe in you folks too. Keep trudging!

@scottmeredith3359

5 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t want to hire a protester who got themselves arrested either.

I live in Florida and get seasonal affective disorder during the summer. It's too hot to go outside so spending all my time inside makes me depressed.

@LurreOfTheSilveryMoon

Жыл бұрын

Same!

@keithgarner2759

Жыл бұрын

I live in Texas and have solved that issue by just bringing a ton of water when I go out for a walk

@janedunlap6879

Жыл бұрын

@@keithgarner2759 it's still way too hot for me. One of the chronic illnesses I have is that I pass out easily if I get overheated. Hubby and I are trying to move to North Carolina, in the mountains. It's a compromise, between Minnesota/Wisconsin/Upper Peninsula of Michigan which I would love and here for him.

@jojobunny02

Жыл бұрын

@@janedunlap6879 interesting, I was born and raised in Alaska then moved to Florida 3 years ago but I just moved to Minnesota last month. I’ve never experienced seasonal depression though but my best friend that is still in Alaska does

I'm not a psychologist, but I know that schizophrenia tends to kick in between the late teens and early 20s; is often correlated with drug abuse; and is more common in men. There are several schizophrenics in my wife's family, all men. Two, twin brothers, became drug-addicted felons. A third is more on the semi-catatonic side and is on medication. Ritchie seems to fit the profile. The American mental health care system's failure and easy access to guns combined to erase multiple lives.

@JohnDrummondPhoto

Жыл бұрын

@Beaver of the Pola just to be clear: IMO it's a matter of correlation, not causation. If anything it's the reverse. Schizophrenics have overactive, malfunctioning minds and may tend to seek relief in drugs and alcohol. By no means do I think drug abuse causes schizophrenia. It's my understanding that statistically, more men are diagnosed with schizophrenia than women. If true, it's not clear why. If not true, I stand corrected.

@vickibart3491

Жыл бұрын

Tends to kick in much later for women, but spot on for male age.

Alaska! once again, I shall sit down and laugh at Simon failing to pronounce names from my home ❤️ what a great way to start my day!

@AllTheHappySquirrels

Жыл бұрын

I live in Washington and do the same 😄

@paulceglinski3087

Жыл бұрын

He should come to Tennessee. We have a tendency to pronounce words, especially places, rather differently than the rest of the country. We can always tell when someone's a foreigner by the way they pronounce words. Foreigner as in every place other than here. LoL. Cheers.

@Cec9e13

Жыл бұрын

"Anchorage is in Alaska, right?"

@paulceglinski3087

Жыл бұрын

@@Cec9e13 Last I heard, but that's subject to change, allegedly.

17:57 In the TUMMY!? I'm in tears laughing at the juxtaposition of violence and silly.

So when I was in school they used pig's lungs instead of smoking monkeys to show us the damage smoking could do. They'd put a set of healthy pig's lungs on a compressor and inflate them to show you how they should look, then they'd put a set of "smoker's" pig's lungs on the compressor and inflate them to show you how messed up they where (one lung wouldn't be able to inflate fully, they were all grey and green, you could see spots where the soft tissue had become scar tissue, etc). I remember the public health nurse that did this demo always told the same joke after too. "People ask 'how'd you get the pig to smoke' and truth is we didn't... the pig just hung around with the wrong crowd."

Simon I live in Louisiana and for the past month its been an average of 40c here... with 100% humidity. It never got below 32c for 3 weeks. It's so hot here that its against the law for the electric or water company to cut off people's stuff.

"Oh, no, I dropped my illegal gun in front of the police..." My dude, I think you VASTLY underestimate the prevalence of guns, both legal and illegal, in the U.S.

@eadweard.

Жыл бұрын

What has that got to do with the guy dropping his?

@theConquerersMama

Жыл бұрын

😆 facts

@grilledleeks6514

Жыл бұрын

Entirely irrelevant to the video or what Simon said, mate

@Bluesit32

Жыл бұрын

It's not the legality of the gun that's the problem, it's that he was reaching for it when it fell. He was going to shoot the police.

@nightskyft

Жыл бұрын

Let alone alaska

The cliché of breaking glass in your hand casually is also absolute bs. Glass will wreck the delicate structures of your hand super easy. One emergency surgery later you can trust me on that one.

@wingerding

Жыл бұрын

Psshh I do it all the time just for fun

I recognized the area where the dashcam footage was taken and was like, "oh shit, how did I miss this?" Because I worked like, two blocks away and then I saw the date of when everything went down and I was already in Florida at that point. As for felonies, they stay on your record till you die and you cannot legally vote as a felon either.

@StrongDreamsWaitHere

Жыл бұрын

In some states, felons can petition for restoration of voting rights.

@kelliesaunders4905

Жыл бұрын

You don’t even have to petition for them. When I got out of prison the first thing my parole officer told me to do was go get my voting registration. (Two felonies) I think if your crime was anything political you can’t vote any more. You can’t vote while in prison.

@andiward7068

Жыл бұрын

Depends on the election as well.

@greendragon4058

Жыл бұрын

I drive that road all the time because it's an easy access road to where I need to go I remember these cases very well

@theConquerersMama

Жыл бұрын

@@kelliesaunders4905 it varies from state to state. Some states, any felony no matter what nature, no voting rights. Others states it's a sliding scale practically.

I had always assumed that being shot in the head would surely kill a person, but from watching the series I Survived, I learned that more people do than you'd think. It is wonderful to hear that this officer survived.

@theConquerersMama

Жыл бұрын

So true.

@therideneverends1697

Жыл бұрын

trauma is morbidly fascinateing, sometimes people survive shit they just shouldent have because good luck

@AcaliahWolfsong

9 ай бұрын

My great-uncle survived a robbery where they had shot him in the head. He got lucky and the bullet only grazed his temple, but the trauma caused him to have a stroke. He lived another 8 or so years after that.

6:55 - Chapter 1 - Long days of light 9:20 - Chapter 2 - The 1st bodies 11:40 - Chapter 3 - The boy on the bike 13:45 - Chapter 4 - Another double kill 17:10 - Chapter 5 - The end of midnight 19:20 - Chapter 6 - Who was james dale ritchie ? 28:25 - Chapter 7 - Cold in the street

@MGscribe

Жыл бұрын

Doing the lords work, my friend!

I spent almost a year living in Inuvik, NWT. The 24 hours of sunlight in the summer is way easier to deal with than the 24 hours of darkness in the winter...very depressing

@wingerding

Жыл бұрын

Then you would know it's not 24 hours.

@darlenedenis5686

Жыл бұрын

@@wingerding It certainly is light during summer and dark during winter. Check your facts and don't start things you obviously don't know about. Have a wonderful sunny day😊

@wingerding

Жыл бұрын

@@darlenedenis5686 not for 24 hours, check your exaggerations

I was raised in Anchorage alaska, and I was in town when these murders were happening. I remember people saying that there was a serial killer and the news kept reporting that the police said that there wasn't And then one day that completely changed and oh yeah it's the same guy. That broke on Facebook and was a rumor on Facebook while the police were still denying it. The dash cam video was taken a couple blocks away from where my mom used to work and I remember I was so afraid for her while this was going on that she would be a random victim

This is the third CC based on happenings here in Anchorage, and it’s not even the most infamous criminal. I wonder when he’s going to cover Robert Hansen. Also, my Ma lived across the street from Valley of the Moon Park during this time. She made no mention to me that she lived across the street of a homicide from a serial killer to me. I was living in Wyoming at the time. She got an earful from me when I learned about what was happening!

@MGscribe

Жыл бұрын

He’s on the radar, I promise ya that!

@victoriaeads6126

Жыл бұрын

Can you blame her? I'm a mom. Unless something were to actually happen to spook me, I wouldn't freak out my kids unnecessarily. She's ok, so calm down. She loves you.

@wyolaskan1868

Жыл бұрын

@@victoriaeads6126 The funny thing about the end of your comment. When we moved up here and I learned of these happenings, part of my “Boy Must Protect The Mama” tirade, I asked “Why didn’t you say anything!?” And her response? “You didn’t need to know. And what could you have done, anyway?” 🤣🤣🤣

@whiteraven23

Жыл бұрын

Right? I came on to say, boy they love Anchorage...WHY have they not covered to most famous one? Butcher Baker! The man who lived out 'The Most Dangerous Game'.

@MGscribe

Жыл бұрын

@@whiteraven23 I got y’all, I promise ya that!

Thank you for bringing up the issue with getting a job for felons in the USA even if it was only in passing, Simon. When I was 18 I got a felony on my record for the discharge of a firearm in city limits… for trying to kill myself. 11 years later and my life has been a train wreck. I haven’t been able to get a good job, some schools won’t even accept me, some apartments won’t rent to me, it’s absolute HELL.

@carriesheffield2126

Жыл бұрын

I’m glad you’re still here, tho

@lesleycouch6557

11 ай бұрын

Sorry to hear that. Better luck in future.

@settame1

5 ай бұрын

I know Starbucks will hire felons in most areas. My friend has a felony - a pretty bad drug related one, and he’s a manager at Starbucks. It was his job even while on probation.

Omg...I moved to Anchorage in 2015 and immediately this shit started going down. Interesting times, in fact listening now I'm remembering walking my dog alone past a man who turned around and started following me. I cut through the woods into a neighborhood and walked the long, safe way home. I'm excited to hear your commentary, fact boy!

Would love your take and thoughts on the Gypsy Rose Blanchard case from Missouri in the US in 2015

@jillianb1744

Жыл бұрын

I second this!

Did Callum escape from the basement? Not digging on your other authors, they're all phenomenal. Callum's style was unique in a wonderful way, and he hasn't done a script for you in ages. I miss that fella, hope he's okay. Hopefully he didn't forget to survive in the outside world, took a ravished swig from the first puddle he saw, and contracted giardia.

@PeachM0de

Жыл бұрын

I’ve asked about him too, and it’s never been addressed. I just feel like it was a screen name, and it was really Kevin all along.

@noodlelynoodle.

Жыл бұрын

It's been so long that I can't remember but was it Callum who had done so much research for a case that he decided to write an actual book about it? I feel like that would explain his absence and know that one of the authors back around when he was around said they were gonna write a book

@noodlelynoodle.

Жыл бұрын

@@HadenBlake that would make sense then, I wonder who was doing the book, maybe that was David?

@StrongDreamsWaitHere

Жыл бұрын

@@noodlelynoodle. I think it was David who was going to do a book about one of the Hong Kong gangsters. Callum has a lot of freelance work on various web sites, maybe other clients have nicer basements.

He said tummy

Another day, another script going live, my morning just got so much better! Hope everyone enjoys it!

It's fun because of the tangents. You crack me up. It makes it much easier to get through the really bad ones. The victims deserve to have their story heard. That's how I made it they'd Pedro Lopez and some if the others. Those people lived it, I only had to hear about it and so I listened so they would matter to one more person. I used to avoid true crime because it was disturbing, but you make it about the victim by the emotion you show, you lighten it up with you tangents, and you appropriately end the worst shows with silence because they're truly are no words after hearing the story. You just need to sit there speechless because it's just so insane.

6:45 Jen is a LEGEND 😂😂🤣🤣💩

Could you maybe cover the famous "Hinterkaifeck" case from Bavaria?

@MGscribe

Жыл бұрын

It’s on the radar, I promise ya that!

Notebook? Also woo new ep

@StrongDreamsWaitHere

Жыл бұрын

Notebook was announced on Twitter a couple weeks ago, sold out in 23 hours.

@Smurffies

Жыл бұрын

@@StrongDreamsWaitHere yea I don't look at twitter.. welp

this is such a small note in this story but thank you for referring to a nb person as respectfully as you could they deserve respect especially in death

@MercuryKurogane

11 ай бұрын

I was looking for a comment like this and yes !! It's such a small thing ro do but it was nice

Hi Simon! Alaskan here- you might have gotten a comment before similar to this- but Alaska doesn't actually have the death penalty. We never have since we became a state!

Also I live above the Arctic circle now and in the middle of the winter what actually happens is the Sun will rise around 11:00 and set around 2:00 but it never comes above the horizon so it's more alike a sunrise and sunset that never ends for about 3 hours

Oh man simon ranting about his school days is exactly what I didn't know I needed this morning :)

Dropping out of college and taking up a drug habit sounds like self-medication for a mental illness. That’s the age when schizophrenia tends to show up.

@calebbean1384

Жыл бұрын

Schizophrenic here. You got it 100% 😂

@akiokami9367

Жыл бұрын

What a mood

@kerrynicholls6683

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I got some of that but mainly because of depression and in high school so yeah but I’m recovering drug addict I’m now on the methadone program and take medication for hallucinations which is a schizophrenic part, Depression, etc.

@doctorlolchicken7478

Жыл бұрын

Because no one ever dropped out of college and took up drugs who didn’t have a mental illness.

@erinconroy9813

Жыл бұрын

Most American story ever: plenty of access to weapons; no access to healthcare...

Here early! Have a request, do The Toolbox Killers. Really messed up stuff but I want Simon and crew take on it. I love the "CSI not Saw" vibes of CC.

@IuItim

Жыл бұрын

Funky town

@sophiam1545

Жыл бұрын

They where gruesome. I appreciate that channel has some lines they will not cross .

@jrmckim

Жыл бұрын

The audio tapes were so horrible that 2 investigators committed suicide.. 😢

@IuItim

Жыл бұрын

@@jrmckim I really doubt the tapes were the sole reason for it. Suicide rates are substantially higher for police in general. One of the detectives was going through a nasty divorce losing his kids and half his paycheck. I’m sure that had a lot more to do with it.

@MGscribe

Жыл бұрын

Never heard of them, but noted, we’ll see how that turns out!

G’day Matt, Jen and Simon…from Australia 🇦🇺✌️🤓 I love this channel. The old stories are almost like a fresh deconstructed dish! Thanks so much for the entertainment! I wish I could share and enjoy discussing… with friends and family but I’m not sure if they’re bored or just not on this dark level, but I understand every word, and enjoy the wit!

@MGscribe

Жыл бұрын

G’day!

a baby of an episode, I got used to the 2 - 4 hours ones!

My dad was a driller for years and years. I grew up in Alaska from 10-18 and I loved it. The cold, the 24 hour day on summer solstice and the four hours of sunlight are winter solstice are amazing to see and suck to live through 😀

My dad lived in Thailand for years. He would only buy smuggled, American, Marlboros, off dudes on the street. 🤣 now I know why.

I live in Alaska and it's pretty great imo. Love it here.

Simon, I would love to see you cover the Libby German case since that is still an open investigation and maybe some info you discuss could lead to an arrest or spark someone's memory.

@lorihicks340

Жыл бұрын

Libby German and Abigail Williams

@maryscott9430

Жыл бұрын

But why? Theres literally thousands of videos on that case.

@Cryptid71

Жыл бұрын

@@maryscott9430 we for starters Simon has a much larger audience then most other KZreadrs who have covered it. And also why would you not want as many eyes as possibly on this case since the police are still searching for the killer. Imagine if one of Simon's videos sparked a memory in someone's mind or encouraged others to lol kfurther into this and the indivuals behind the gruesome attack could be caught.

@Cryptid71

Жыл бұрын

@@lorihicks340 yes thank you for the correction 🤝

@Henry-yf2np

Жыл бұрын

No there hasn’t been any developments in that case, the video would be short

5:24, Simon's bold, forceful, extremely intimidating 'woop woop' just Has to be edited into that ridiculous 'bell-end' song...

Everytime you said 'Six Times' I just flashed back to Doctor Loomis in the OG Halloween 2 "I SHOT HIM SIX TIMES!"

love it! keep up the awesome work simon

I found this podcast on Spotify and I’m so thankful for the effort you make to deliver quality videos and narrations. Whenever I have the time I come here to watch the videos otherwise I just listen to the podcast. It’s refreshing to find true crime content done in depth AND with respect. I especially enjoy the moments where you remind us of the importance of the victims rather the perpetrators of the crimes you talk about. Keep up the wonderful work!

Simon's Sidebars. The best of Simon's tangents. Make this happen please. 😊

So happy for you and the Mrs. Because children are the absolute best ❤ changes your life for the best even on your worst days

It's Friday and we've got a new CasCrim, it's shaping up to be a good day 👍

nothing quite like the feeling of listening to the statement “quiet for two months” then the safety dance starts playing in an ad.

This is my favourite true crime channel now. Thanks Simon and all the wonderful writers and Jen of course.

Exercise and fishing. 2 sure fire ways to find a body it seems.

Simon, i love this format. this channel is quickly becoming my favorite.

@andiward7068

Жыл бұрын

It's the closest channel to Business Blaze. No, Brain Blaze isn't the same channel as Business Blaze, as OGs can attest.

Love this and all your others!!

"Alaska- The Great White North" 😂 Simon, that's Canada. Alaska is "The Last Frontier."

Speaking of Alaskan serial killers, you should do a video on Robert Hansen.

Oh damn… this upload made me realise I’ve been binging Simon nonstop since the Krugersdorp video o_O

I was in the same highschool, at the same time, likely in the same grade, as this guy. Pretty dang good chance I had classes with him. Always excited to see a video about my hometown, even if not the best aspects of it.

@MGscribe

Жыл бұрын

Dear lord, that’s nuts!

@jillianb1744

Жыл бұрын

I went to Bartlett, but in the 90s (I feel the same way about seeing vids of my hometown!)

Simon, your work ethic gives hope for the future

I love Simon’s voice. I put it on when I want to get some sleep. The perfect channel is Top Tenz, Biographics, or Today I found out. Brain Blaze is too entertaining to sleep to. Casual Criminalist is good, but I have had a few bad dreams after falling to this though. Subconscious stored what I heard. Keep up good work Simon.

@aeray3581

Жыл бұрын

Someone has put together a whole 10 Hours series of Simon's Casual Criminalist videos without the promos.

*Alright, Listen Up, Brain Boy!* A "Magnum" is just a longer round than a standard round of the same caliber. The most popular are the .44 Magnum (a la Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry) and the .357 Magnum (the pistol described in this episode). But you can also easily find a .22 Magnum if you so desire. The Magnum round is longer than a standard one because it has more gunpowder loaded into the casing (the [usually] brass, shiny part that holds everything together until it's fired, and it is ejected after firing an automatic or semi-automatic weapon). This added gunpowder makes the round travel much faster, which increases the kinetic energy exponentially (kinetic energy = 1/2 x mass x velocity^2). Plus, the actual projectile can be made a bit longer, as well, although the increased mass of the projectile has much lesser an effect on the overall kinetic energy (according to the same mathematical equation). The exponentially increased kinetic energy results in a larger energy transfer into the target upon impact of the round, and it does so without the need to re-tool or remake the entire bore of a weapon. That's what's up 🤑

The rare casual criminalist that features an extremely competent cop

Thank you

Simon it may have been on decoding the unknown but I went and watched that Australian video you mentioned - he blows another 0.000 and then they make him do a field sobriety test, he passes but still gets a $300 fine for driving with an open bottle of alcohol and sent on his way. As he said “expensive lesson”

@settame1

5 ай бұрын

This is the case in the US as well. You can also not have alcohol accessible to the driver, it has to be secured in the trunk or clearly out of the drivers reach (although I think it’s just to add a reason to search).

I got my husband Vessis because of your pitch, and he absolutely loves them.

I lived in Alaska through...two cases you've covered. *SIGHS* This one and Keyes. The coffee shop Samantha worked at was an hour from my home, and Ritchie was killed by police near the 5th Avenue Mall in downtown. As for HOW these people can just go get so many guns??? Simon, you can LITERALLY walk into a grocery store and walked out with a handgun and a box of ammo in under an hour. We owned a 20 gauge and a 9mm when I lived in AK. Alaska is the closest that the U.S. really still has to the wild west.

Benny talking about problems is awesome.

It's so short 😫

Simon FYI The 3 strikes you're out rule is only a law in certain states (states rights). Alaska is not one of them.

In case anybody was wondering. Alaska doesn't have the death penalty.

I feel like I’m in the minority that prefers shorter days and cooler weather. But maybe it’s just bc I grew up in Texas

@AllTheHappySquirrels

Жыл бұрын

I grew up in the wetter half of Washington and I also prefer cooler weather. If I didn't have SAD, I'd like the shorter days more.

@emmarichardson965

Жыл бұрын

I'm from Wisconsin and prefer the cooler weather. Being too hot makes me irritable.

@theConquerersMama

Жыл бұрын

I prefer it as well. I am with Simon though - spring and fall are where it's at. I say that now as the adult who has to deal with all the extras of managing a house, wrangling kids and pets, and doing work in the winter alone. Otherwise bring on the snow.

I grew up in Eagle River, which is just north of Anchorage. If you’re ever in downtown Anchorage, there’s a little bar and grill called Humpty’s. When I lived there in the late 90s/early 00s, they had the best beer-battered halibut I’ve ever tasted in my life.

What I love about Alaska is even our biggest city is so small that I know exactly where that dashcam video was recorded XD

Simon did you ever consider a comedic channel? My husband and our daughter( she's 18 no one come for me) watch the Casual Criminalist for the laughs. Either we are sick people who or your one of the funniest people around! I've been a true crime junkie for quite a while. I never thought I'd tune in to a show that is mostly about horrific ways people are murdered to get my comedy fix! Your hysterical my friend!

Dark even in the middle of Sweden come winter. Long summer days though Awesome!

@tomryner5830

Жыл бұрын

Sun set at roughly 21:00 today. (9 pm)

Spotify doesn’t let you leave a comment so I’m here but the ad for there is Shoptify and in the middle of the plug Simon tells you Spotify has all your needs covered … beautiful

"Midnight Sun". Well that's an awesome name. Looking forward to listening to what happens today!

6am on a Saturday great way to start the morning 🌄

Great vid! If you reference another video you've made can you link it please? You have so many other channels lol

I live in Anchorage and at that time lived near and cycled to work right past valley of the moon park where two of the murders happened. Defiantly and eerie feeling being that close to it all..

@MGscribe

Жыл бұрын

I can only imagine the feeling!

The changing of last names because of family being terrible is exactly what my husband and I did. Changed it to my maiden name which doubled as a "middle finger" to my husband's family.

Hello Simon! I just found your channel and am in the middle of a binge. Loving it. Just so you know, a long neck is just a large bottle of beer. We call the big ones long necks and the small ones stubbies. It's an Aussie thing 😉 Thanks for the excellent content 💖 Cheers from Australia 🇦🇺

Good video 👍

The Python 357 magnum has been one of my all-time favorite weapons since I was 12.

Cool, I had been meaning to order some Vessi shoes so today's ad was handy. And now, some murder to relax to

I love the winter ❄️.

That guy's face still gives me the creeps I remember the story oh so well. I remember the argument of hey I think we have a serial killer I remember the bad ass cop making a full recovery that was too cool

Stephen Colbert took over David Letterman's Late Night Show when Letterman retired.

14:40 Yeah, Brain Boy, but matching the striations of a used firearm projectile is something that can only be done in a controlled environment, such as a laboratory with the correct equipment. At the murder site it would be hard to take the proper entrance wound measurement required to differentiate between the variously sized rounds that are similar or close to the size of a .357 round. Oh, and the Magnum part means it has more powder, and a longer casing to hold it. It doesn't make it wider than .357 caliber (0.357 inches), though. However, depending on the exit wounds and such, it might have been close enough of a match for the police to act as if it were the same killer until the lab report is issued.

Hi Simon. Just wanted to say great as always and thank you for doing a short one. haha The long ones are good but hard to get through regularly. =]

@wingerding

Жыл бұрын

Delete delete delete

Fellow crime channel here starting out. Love your videos ❤

32 minutes long? This is the new shortest CasCrim not labeled as a "Short". 😅

I absolutely love my Vessi shoes. I bought the everyday move a few months ago, and they are just so comfortable. It's great not getting my feet wet too.

I completely agree about spring and autumn... but we don't get those seasons anymore where I am in western Canada. Five and a half months of winter, five and a half months of summer, and two weeks of transition in between that is mostly rain.

Waiting for my Vessis in the mail right now 💪🏽

Thanks for the Vessi discount, FactBoy!