This must be that Genshin Impact everyone is talking about?

@iampotsataja

5 ай бұрын

Genshin wishes

@incrediblehobson8479

5 ай бұрын

Nah, it's just shins getting impacted

@fahadalghamdi9316

5 ай бұрын

No, that would be Amazing cultivation simulator.

@kastian9537

5 ай бұрын

Genshin would never

@derbyblade9572

5 ай бұрын

Geshin hope he is him

The Chinese have officially metagamed reality - not by learning Divine Ascension via calisthenics, but by successfully enrolling Sseth onto the path of a Daoist battle monk who can't get hard unless he knows his past life will give his grandchildren access to Special Beam Cannon

@chanr9531

5 ай бұрын

Based

@sedmaxime

5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@theultimatetrashman887

5 ай бұрын

Personally i would be fine with my kids knowing the Masenko

@RavenCloak13

5 ай бұрын

​​@@theultimatetrashman887 I'd give them that energy sword hand attack personally.

@jmlaw8888

5 ай бұрын

I just had an organeurasm reading this poetry.

I feel like the publishers are completely underselling the fact that you can have epic kung fu battles with farm animals. Put that shit on the cover

@heemro4356

4 ай бұрын

The steam page makes it looks like a completely generic game that I would never even consider playing

@kernsanders3973

4 ай бұрын

The moment I saw the chicken and the dog fight like fierce opponents from fist of the north star, I was sold immediately

@LtVictor

4 ай бұрын

PETA will lose their

@inciacci549

4 ай бұрын

@@LtVictor Pretty sure they've already lost it when Palworld went live

@voidstrider801

4 ай бұрын

@@LtVictor PETA can't lose their minds because they can't lose what they never had to begin with.

'Wuxia Kenshi' is not what I thought would ever exist, but I'm about it.

@muhammetk352

4 ай бұрын

This game is dangerously good looking. I just stopped playing Kenshi, I can't start another one

@EvilDoresh

4 ай бұрын

If a Kenshi and an Amazing Cultivation Simulator love each other very much...

@Hugsloth

4 ай бұрын

That was my exact thought. These Chinese devs played Kenshi and had an epiphany from God.

@EvilDoresh

4 ай бұрын

@@Hugsloth A Mandate of Heaven, if you will

@AnimeSalvageYard

4 ай бұрын

@@muhammetk352 I know your pain, and believe every word I say. You need this pain. Stock up on survival goods while you have the chance.

What your unemployed friend is doing on a Friday afternoon.

@phantomjoker5

5 ай бұрын

😅

@go_golden

5 ай бұрын

I feel personally attacked

@raistlinlove1307

5 ай бұрын

Me!

@robl485

5 ай бұрын

I can vouch for the accuracy of this statement.

@Flesh_Wizard

5 ай бұрын

He's Chintegrating

I don't think the developer ever concieved his game getting attention from one of the most influential KZread reviewers of all time.

@Lampoluke

5 ай бұрын

Honestly this game looked like one that he would review. I gues it happened

@janpol466

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, bruh, they only paid for it, lol.

@secretname2670

5 ай бұрын

@@janpol466 you really think someone would pay sseth for anything?

@selartina

5 ай бұрын

That reviewer still did do that , whom do you mean btw ?

@Sam-uz4iy

5 ай бұрын

@@secretname2670 I mean there were a couple of devs that seth mentioned gave him a review copy, but I doubt these chinese devs even know of seth from their horrible translations, much less get his jokes.

"She let me off lightly, by breaking my legs." This really is xianxia, you are lucky she didn't cut them off.

@LOL-zu1zr

4 ай бұрын

All theee of his legs? Ouch

U can actually fly in the sky by riding an eagle or jiaolong once u tame/mind control them. Just amazing.

@SsethTzeentach

4 ай бұрын

how tf did i miss this that's amazing

Instead of being trapped in the cycles of guilt, Sseth is trapped in the cycles of the CCP

@Sam-uz4iy

5 ай бұрын

Ironically CCP hates chinese game devs, and they probably hate the CCP too

@burningsinner1132

5 ай бұрын

Cycles of guilt? Have Sseth made a review on E.Y.E: Divine cybermancy?

@espio87

5 ай бұрын

Trapped like the Security Officer in Marathon Infinity. The waves... the waves...

@CalgarGTX

5 ай бұрын

@@burningsinner1132 Yeah on his Mandalore channel

@CJ00014

5 ай бұрын

What channel is that ​@@CalgarGTX

Dude the animations of the animals in combat actually has me in tears lmao

@AC-iz7eh

5 ай бұрын

I know right, those animal fights are no joke 😂

@user-qc6pg6ef6h

4 ай бұрын

Strong Everything vibes.

@arakmir1041

4 ай бұрын

Looks sick af ngl

@Jaxck77

4 ай бұрын

The horse doing kung fu is amazing

@southernharpin8681

4 ай бұрын

Reminds me of that movie where a cow fights kung-fu

"I did not have relations with that giant serpent!"

@GregorBarclay

4 ай бұрын

Oh hi mark.

@carcharoclesmegalodon6904

4 ай бұрын

Of course he didn't. It was me.

@BrunoMaricFromZagreb

4 ай бұрын

What the Bard says before rolling a nat20 on CHArisma.

@TheGraveyarder

4 ай бұрын

big black serpent

"Kenshi is the weirdest game I've seen." Matchless Kungfu : hold my baiju.

Feels like Kenshi combined with Amazing Cultivation Simulator

@stevejohnson6593

5 ай бұрын

In a 65/35 ratio (More Kenshi than Qui imo)

@someguyonyoutube236

5 ай бұрын

Spot on

@filippoboschi8444

5 ай бұрын

Both reviewed by our favorite african warlord

@tekky1202

5 ай бұрын

So true

@HelghastStalker

5 ай бұрын

That was my first thought.

“Domain expansion immaculate crack rock” Sukuna: “Know your place crackhead”😂

@lolasdm6959

5 ай бұрын

"Domain expansion unempolyed welfare"

@naisunashi

5 ай бұрын

Stand proud. Your meth is strong.

@Baronnax

5 ай бұрын

"Domain Expansion: Malicious Honeybun"

@crimsonpotemkin

5 ай бұрын

Crackman Jones: Nah, I'd win.

@FathDaniel

5 ай бұрын

Domain expansion: Gregg's

"Bandit-Monkey Pipeline" We really do live in a society.

6:02 Sseth used a screenshot of my guide on steam and I'm stoked. Happy I was able to help out!

@TheVincenzoGaming

4 ай бұрын

ha you've liked a game enough to make a guide for it? NERD (I wish I liked games and didn't have brain rot)

@marquisstevenson7036

4 ай бұрын

@@TheVincenzoGamingno one cares about what you wish about nerd

@Tissot1796

4 ай бұрын

i wish i had a dad @@TheVincenzoGaming

@Veltrosstho

4 ай бұрын

GOAT

@ruralandroid4984

4 ай бұрын

​@@Tissot1796 everybody has a dad

Oh yes my favorite genre, "your favorite autistic indie game but this time it's set in China and completely insane"

@YouW00t

5 ай бұрын

It's getting weirdly common, alongside the later but not least, retro fishing indie horror games.

@i-never-look-at-replies-lol

5 ай бұрын

what games set in china aren't insane?

@ObadiahtheSlim

5 ай бұрын

@@i-never-look-at-replies-lolI was going to say Recettetear, but that game was pretty insane.

@Ramsey276one

5 ай бұрын

Which game is that???

@LecherousLizard

5 ай бұрын

@@i-never-look-at-replies-lol There's a very fine line between "completely insane" and "absolutely autistic". Most Chinese games are merely "absolutely autistic".

"I thought I was the girl boss of this empire, but in truth, I was nothing but the Boss Baby." Sseth really is a modern day Sun Tzu. A Sseth Tzu, if you will

@LOL-zu1zr

5 ай бұрын

“Know the depth of your enemy’s throat and the shallowness of your own, you will be victorious in 100 bukkakes” Sun Tzu the art of the throat goat

@jjhaya

5 ай бұрын

ain't that a dog breed? (Shih Tzu) did you know that or just a coincidence?

@AtomicDonut4444

5 ай бұрын

I will, thank you.

@GymBossAniki

5 ай бұрын

He used all his fight money to buy 2 of every animal just so he can have them beg the entire economy into his pocket... Then he beat the crap out of them for another karma achievement.

@TheNoseGame

5 ай бұрын

SsunTzuuntach

1:06 this man fighting this horse is one of the greatest things I've ever seen and I can't explain why

@crsece5463

4 ай бұрын

Bro it's a wuxian game, anyone even animals can fight.

Props to whoever the goblin that made that steam guide is. What a legend doing the hard work for absolutely no reason or payoff

@Sorain1

4 ай бұрын

For some, the journey is the destination. I respect those folks.

@Xenomorthian

4 ай бұрын

@InuAres a few comments above: "wow sseth used my guide"

@xcell_r4thr87

4 ай бұрын

he's actually here in this comment section lol

Esoteric Chinese Mysticism game gotta be one of my favorite Sseth video subgenres

@rg2359

4 ай бұрын

Sseth read the Steam guide to min-maxing his CCP Social Credit score and is outplaying all of us

@AtticusKarpenter

3 ай бұрын

​@@rg2359its CPC actually. Western media keep misspeling it 😂

@nekilik7886

2 ай бұрын

+1000000 social credit ​@@AtticusKarpenter

@Brazils-only-hope

Ай бұрын

​@@AtticusKarpenter Chinese Party Communist

Sseth is slowly becoming a full scholar in Chinese crackhead martial arts games.

@dean_l33

5 ай бұрын

Can't wait until he does the same for the eastern euro

For anyone confused about Verbal Dueling, it's a deck builder. Each turn you add one card to your deck from the ones you're shown. The game then deals 9 random cards from your deck into a square, adds up their eloquence (basically verbal damage), and thats dealt to your opponent. They are also doing this to you, you just don't get to see it, resulting in a tug of war which is shown at the top of the screen. The verbal attacks you get given can also have special effects. Some of them eat other cards to empower themselves, some of them get stronger if they're near specific cards, some of them do more complicated stuff. It looked like random nonsense to begin with but there's actually quite a bit of strategy in it.

@takkik282

4 ай бұрын

sum it well. It's all about building and manipulating your deck. Too bad, as far I know, you can't build your global card deck or influence other cards.

@lelinh8861

4 ай бұрын

emotional damage lol

@KamikazeCommie501

4 ай бұрын

yeah ok now explain saliva and why the opponent gets "1.1x" multipliers that turn their score from 50 into 150.

@pacifica2391

4 ай бұрын

I randomly get nonsense despite never picking it up and I always, and I mean always lose after the first half of the battle with the enemy suddenly getting mad multipliers, why is that?

@takkik282

4 ай бұрын

@@pacifica2391 Perhaps because you fight people too strong for you ? You need to challenge people of your level, avoid anyone with 400 spirit until you've progressed. You start with a random selection of card in your hand, and some cards can spawn new ones, or remove cards from your hand. You can manually remove cards from your hand, but it's limited (click on the card deck on bottom left of the screen).

Start from Heroes Might and Magic series, to Organ Harvesting Simulator, to Kungfu Cultivation series. What a character development.

@EvilDoresh

4 ай бұрын

You can clearly follow his path to enlightenment

Every sseth vid is infinitely rewatchable

@sepearman

5 ай бұрын

Sseth is the pinacle of humanity, it's all downhill from here, godbless him

@gavin3472

5 ай бұрын

Every sseth vid is infinitely unwatchable. God bless him.

@Freddisred

5 ай бұрын

The actions you took in the last sseth video will influence your experience going forward

@lipayy9852

5 ай бұрын

​@@Freddisredsseth is the best "choices have consequences" RPG on the market

@someguyonyoutube236

5 ай бұрын

Found the immortal time traveler

Congrats Seth, you singlehandedly posted one video and now the torrent has over 50 seeds

@domesticterrorist7111

5 ай бұрын

underrated comment

@adrianoarne-ritz249

5 ай бұрын

Amitabha. Sseth truly is a wise sage for the ages and a dragon among men

@1998topornik

5 ай бұрын

Seth's cultural imput is truly impressive.

@ultimaxkom8728

5 ай бұрын

The Heaven and Earth hums, the land blooms, and the Great Dao opened its gate for all... Sseth merits great karma, and the world rejoiced.

4:20 Match made in heaven, a drunken scammer vs doctor scammer...

"sorry honey the bed is reserved for me and the monkey"

"Beggar is a profession." I'm getting flashbacks to the professional town beggar in Elona randomly drinking sulfuric acid and dissolving before, from the grave, going something to the extend of "my life is shit." Asian devs, man.

@Psytinker

5 ай бұрын

A woman trying to seduce you and threatening to break your legs if you refuse really makes me think.

@Xenomorthian

5 ай бұрын

wasn't it in Jojo they mentioned that in Egypt begging is a profession then again using Jojo to learn legit info about the world is probably not a good idea probably

@quint3ssent1a

5 ай бұрын

I mean, in China back in the days of yore beggars would even band into so called guilds of beggars, so begging being a profession is not far off.

@brucebanner52

5 ай бұрын

"Something to the effect of" is the correct phrase. "Something to the extent of" would be a marginal improvement. "Something along the the lines of" would be the best fit. Looking forward to your comment edit. ✌

@PawlysBartys

5 ай бұрын

can't wait for next Noa's game to drop, it's gonna be Elona on crack

I thought Sseth would review some other cursed game, and I was not expecting more wuxia/xianxia shenanigans. Apparently I have eyes, yet I cannot see Mount Thai. Truly this junior is nothing more than a frog in a well.

@kingragnarok7302

5 ай бұрын

Easy there buddy, you are courting death.

@adrianoarne-ritz249

5 ай бұрын

Hmph! This Daoist had foreseen this event. Sseth truly is a carp leaping through the Dragon Gate. Heaven’s Net is wide, and none can escape its mesh. Kowtow 9 times and this magnanimous Daoist will deign to acknowledge your presence!

@abhijaman4792

5 ай бұрын

I, your grandfather, shall grace you with a like. Savor it, for it is rarer than a Phoenix's feather and a Qilin's horn.

@stillanimal

5 ай бұрын

One incense stick of time later...

@otaku2567

5 ай бұрын

Rest assured Old man, This Grandfather will take your head.

"Everyone has something to hide except me and my bedmate." - confucius

The first game i've played BEFORE seth reviews I am in your head

_Kenshi 2: pre-alpha footage: palworld edition_

0:01 Domain Expansion: Crystalline Methpiphany

@Baronnax

4 ай бұрын

"Stand proud crackhead, you are high."

@courtingdeath3364

4 ай бұрын

lmfao

He keeps finding games so deranged in their gameplay options, it's almost like they're tailor made for him

@Chubbajawa

3 ай бұрын

This guys SEEKS these games and has a bunch of "merchants" send him in the right direction.

There's nothing like cracking open an off-brand can of Pepsi at the lithium mining factory during lunch break and just watching Sseth bless us with another gem 💎

For anybody getting this game. Make sure you remember you can make feedback loops with your meridians, and double, triple, and quadruple activate all the buffs.

@kingragnarok7302

5 ай бұрын

That's some anime shit. You have only 1 technique? Overclock the shit out of it.

@CoqueiroLendario

4 ай бұрын

@@kingragnarok7302 Fear not the man who praticed 10 000 attacks one time, but the man who praticed one attack 10 000 times

@cyryl3827

4 ай бұрын

@@CoqueiroLendario Fear the man who practiced no attacks, instead cheesing the economy system to use drugs to loop their meridians and can destroy you with a poorly thrown bitchslap.

@dylanmackiewicz5506

4 ай бұрын

How would you do that?

@JohnBrown-tw2qi

4 ай бұрын

⁠@@dylanmackiewicz5506basically meridians need to form a circuit through your ‘core’ in order to work, but you can form multiple connections into the same circuit. So if you just have one continuous circuit through all your meridians you can have every other connection from your core go into that same circuit to “double-dip” its base stat buffs.

"I got crinkles in my diapies" is such a cursed line to hear

@III_three

5 ай бұрын

Is he making a joke about wearing adult diapers?

@LordOfTheReefer

5 ай бұрын

@@III_three I think its a joke about the current macroeconomic situation in Sudan but im not sure

@III_three

5 ай бұрын

@@LordOfTheReefer interesting.........I think I should do some of my own research on it. Hopefully I won't see anything that would scar me for life.

@alexsherstiuk2537

5 ай бұрын

@@III_three It's a joke about shitting himself.

@Soggz4

5 ай бұрын

I swear Seth has to have been lurking /vg/ because that's the only place I've seen that meme posted outside of shitpost twitter

2:56 "Nobody gets to sleep inside cept for me and my monkey" love that beatles song.

"I got crinkles in my dipey and was very afraid." I'M LITERALLY CHOKING!

“chintegrate” almost killed me

He really meant that "have a good one" today guys, I can tell, he really meant it...

@LanderKoenig

5 ай бұрын

Same here, it was heartwarming

@III_three

5 ай бұрын

Yeah it really sounded like it.

even thought the sims games have been out for forever, a sseth review of any of the title would be next level

Everyone is playing Palworld while Sseth is playing -CCPworld- Kungfuworld xD 5:25 Sseth's highschool is wild 🤣🤣

@nicolaszenho6320

4 ай бұрын

in my brazilian school we had something called "Chave ou Gaveta" or "Key or Drawer" basically, someone would randomly come up to you and ask you Key or Drawer, and you had to pick one. If you picked key, they would grab your nipple through your shirt and twist it as hard as they could, if you picked drawer, they would grab your nipple and pull it as hard as they could. I live in ever fear of someone asking me that again.

@robincray116

4 ай бұрын

It was what people did in that era. In my school locker room the trick was frosties. Basically spray concentrated amounts of body spray on a small spot on someone. Because its compressed air, it comes out really cold, so the objective is to try give someone a frost burn.

Alright nerds buckle up it’s time for our next dose of radioactive levels of autism and scuffed gameplay

@adimurtix

5 ай бұрын

My body is ready

@fjoergyn

5 ай бұрын

im here for the autism because im autistic (° )_ ( o)

@user-ty2gi1bc5s

5 ай бұрын

FUCK YEA!

@rokkraljkolesa9317

5 ай бұрын

@@fjoergyn same

@constructionbird

5 ай бұрын

i get that regardles of sseth because i can channel his autism through mine

I saw another creator cover this game. It's essential Kenshi, but Kungfu. Now it's gonna blow up with Sseth's review.

@fedbia2003

5 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly. I miss kenshi:c

@themule8625

5 ай бұрын

It's still there

@psionicdongpunch

5 ай бұрын

This'll tide me over til kenshi 2 finally drops in 2050

@dvdivine1962

5 ай бұрын

Anything kenshi related I'm willing to play

@Guymanbot97

5 ай бұрын

​@@psionicdongpunch It's okay. It'll be done aaaaaannnnyyyy day now.

Setting your game in the wuxia / xianxia genres is a stroke of genius -- any combat balance issues can be dismissed as canon when there's precedent for characters exterminating each other using a single thought.

11:22 DIZZY! That was THE game of my childhood

@adam1984pl

5 ай бұрын

my too, i never finished it.

@toastgoats7545

4 ай бұрын

Brits will look at an egg and violently cum with joy

@alexeteric5916

4 ай бұрын

Same! I played on Spectrum 48k and 128k. I chuckled when i seen that little clip

"...the guards of the big inner must ride it to the law to use the wind..." I guess we could call that "esoteric". I would have said "the inane ramblings of a child on mescaline", but to each their own.

@whytho1690

5 ай бұрын

🤣

For anyone looking for more of a Wuxia fix, Wandering Sword is a pretty good TRPG that I'm sure Seth will eventually review. It's right up his alley given that you spend much of the early game gifting strange objects to kids, their parents, and the elderly, then beating the shit out of them in sparring to take all their items (and you want their items) while getting stronger from unleashing your very deadly five point exploding on an old man who just wants to drink some tea and chill by the river. But there is no chill, and everything and everyone can likely kill you until you, uh, definitely don't steal some secret Kung Fu manuals and certainly won't bribe wandering masters to teach you how to kill shit real good before you turn their secrets back upon them. That's the lesson this game will teach you, don't fight those boars in the forest, you will die, instead pick on the weak until you are a geared up Kung Fu god who can somehow punch in every direction simultaneously. Just a tip, real 公夫杀手 use their fists, don't be a bitch like those Wudang Femboys.

5 ай бұрын

Fucking sold.

@Juan_Wacko

5 ай бұрын

I have never been more interested in a game after reading this description ...

@glens2019

5 ай бұрын

I'd also recommend Hero's Adventure: Road to Passion. It's essentially Chinese Baldur's Gate.

@Quadrolithium

5 ай бұрын

​​@@glens2019wait a second, that shite sounded familiar.... . . . . . . . . . That's a pr0n game, right? 😅

@AC-iz7eh

5 ай бұрын

Well, in his defence the OG Baldur's Gate 1&2 was somewhat of a soft core 😂

Ah, I see Junior Sseth has cultivated his Inner Dao. Good...Good! This Daoist is proud. If Junior Sseth will kowtow to this Daoist 9 times, this Daoist will leave him with an intact corpse

How does sseth always find these off the wall niche games that are better than every triple A title in existence?

This reminds me of that time when i was 6 and my dad woke me up in the middle of the night and drove us to the forest, where we walked for 30 minutes into the forests center, before he told me to start punching a tree until my knuckles bled.

@Chris-jw8vm

5 ай бұрын

I think you might be the protagonist. Who is your nemesis?

@torinsmith9867

5 ай бұрын

His dad. ​@@Chris-jw8vm

@kingragnarok7302

5 ай бұрын

@@Chris-jw8vm their dad.

@K..C

5 ай бұрын

My condolences brother, it must have been hard losing your childhood friend Fiancé to that arrogant Namgung Family’s Young Master. Now you must roam the Jianghu in order to become stronger and beat the Namgung Family's Young Master at the next Dragon and Pheonix Summit.

@chrisdaughen5257

5 ай бұрын

Still a better father than the one in Tekken.

Every time Seth posts a game it’s my top played for the whole year, he really gets me, i hope he understands love like this can’t be ignored and that eventually we will be one

@Tetsaga

5 ай бұрын

Im rooting for youh

@Athermostat

5 ай бұрын

@@Tetsagathanks Jit

@stevenharper9108

5 ай бұрын

You better train, his wife will kung fu you.

@marcriba7581

5 ай бұрын

Red flag bigger than China's, you have my utmost parasocial support.

@bloodwrage

4 ай бұрын

Did he get you with the love parasite

Thumbnail is hilarious! "There's enough puppies already bro. YOU NOT GETTING IN THE BED, BRUH!"

9:43 Funny thing about "controlling the begging sector" is that it actually happens in real life. Multiple countries with tourism as their main source of income usually have the beggars on the streets all be a part of some unofficial street guild or crime family of sorts. If you're not one of them and start begging at their usual spot, you'll get mobbed, robbed, and then found in a dumpster or a homeless camp somewhere with a dirty needle in your pocket. It's actually why I have trust issues with giving beggars money anymore because while yes, they could need it to feed their family, who's to say this guy isn't part of some syndicate that monopolizes begging in this area, or a secret millionare who took up begging as a part time job because it's literally being paid to sit around and do nothing (yes, some people actually do get rich from begging. You'd be surprised).

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing

@kristoffer8609

5 ай бұрын

They were funky china man From funky china town They were chopping them up THey were chopping them down

@cumlord4374

5 ай бұрын

I want to be ninja I want to be ninja Im gonna chop chop chop chow down chop chow down to china town I want to be ninja

@Ari--d

5 ай бұрын

Outside the take-away, Saturday night A bald adolescent, asks me out for a fight He was no bigger than a two-penny fart He was a deft exponent of the martial art He gave me three warnings: Trod on me toes, stuck his fingers in my eyes And kicked me in the nose A rabbit punch made me eyes explode My head went dead, I fell in the road I pleaded for mercy I wriggled on the ground He kicked me in the balls And said something profound Gave my face the millimetre tread Stole me chop suey and left me for dead Through rivers of blood and splintered bones I crawled half a mile to the public telephone Pulled the corpse out the call box, held back the bile And with a broken index finger, I proceeded to dial I couldn’t get an ambulance The phone was screwed The receiver fell in half It had been kung fu’d A black belt karate cop opened up the door Demanding information about the stiff on the floor He looked like an extra from Yang Shang Po He said “What’s all this then Ah so, ah so, ah so.” He wore a bamboo mask He was gen’ned on zen He finished his devotions and he beat me up again Thanks to that embryonic Bruce Lee I’m a shadow of the person that I used to be I can’t go back to Salford The cops have got me marked Enter the Dragon Exit Johnny Clarke

@JORDAN-CHRISTOPHERSPENCER

5 ай бұрын

i almost ninja cumlord@@cumlord4374

I couldn't focus on the video due to how this game has it's map/world design and layout done. Like what an actually kind of genius system, allowing you to basically make the world yourself

@whytho1690

5 ай бұрын

Sorta reminds me of Dark Cloud.

@olegoleg258

4 ай бұрын

There is another game like that, the name of which I've forgotten. You play as an Indian and by doing actions get progress towards map points, which you can use to place biomes or unique locations. You'll have to watch out how you place them too because if you place these squares, the biomes have to fit with each other - meaning you cannot place a red biome next to the green one, you'll have to place a tile that has a transition towards it I personally found it sucked because the amount of time it takes to travel is so atrociously long that I can't collect anything I need before needing to go back to sleep. There are also zombies in the night but I have no clue what their purpose even is as they don't really do anything

@JohnDoe-ug3su

4 ай бұрын

Legend of Mana did this too

@MrFanservice

4 ай бұрын

@@JohnDoe-ug3su I am sadly a tad too young to have been able to play that. Thought about it tho since I've been hearing of it a lot recently

@elivcdxv1852

4 ай бұрын

@@whytho1690Ah hell yeah, brother! IIRC a game called Craftopia had/has(?) a system kind of like it, but it's just the maps are randomized, but I genuinely love how it's done here, If we ever got a Dark Cloud 3 dealing with the Sea, I'd love to be able to place islands and stuff.

This is the second video in a row where the night before I felt that it was time for a new Sseth video, and then the it happens. I don't know why this is.

@worldcure7883

5 ай бұрын

He's remote viewing you right now be careful.

5:27 I can't believe i actually relate to one of Sseth's stories, i remember getting into serious trouble (either Suspension or summer classes i forget) because i got nipple crippled so hard that i screamed during a school event during a moment of silence.

Glad to see that sims 5 will take more serious approach

Ah yes. I was wondering when Sseth would put out something that would please the Hong Kong Triads that still have his feet pics.

@TheNoseGame

5 ай бұрын

I wonder how many of my children's kidneys I would need to sell to get my hands on those images

This looks like one of those cursed mobile game ads except it's a real game for once

Bro, that Engrish line killed me😂😂😂

"You must choose the right China Man or China Woman to Chintegrate into your lineage..." I was gonna make a Big Lebowski reference, but this is way too funny.

@Lucas-sk5iy

5 ай бұрын

Chintegrate her? I hardly knew her!

@MSDoL

5 ай бұрын

Or better yet, a prequel meme

@PeterDivine

5 ай бұрын

*Chineage

@athullnexus5450

5 ай бұрын

What does that have to do with the Big Lebowski?

@TheMrsteakman

5 ай бұрын

Also, China man is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian American please.

Peak Sseth always involves the Orient

@lordfriedrick7911

5 ай бұрын

The accursed land of the Rising Sun always empower Sseth

@arachnoid2569

5 ай бұрын

Ong

i just love your videos. life is good at this moment, thank you

i have literally watched all of your videos more times than i can count. you're great at what you do seth-sama

May God save sseth soul from the abyssal addiction that is chinese wuxia story. I know, i had been there

@Horvath_Gabor

5 ай бұрын

It's one of those Dunning-Krueger curves. First, you discover wuxia and it absolutely sucks you in, because it's so unique and strange and has unfamiliar aesthetics and plots, and your opinion on the genre skyrockets. Then you keep devouring more wuxia stories, until you start realizing that it's one of the most stale and oversaturated genres out there, no better than "slow life isekai" or "Korean urban LitRPG fantasy", and it just felt fresh because you were new to it. Your opinion on the genre plummets, but then after a while you come back to it and start being a bit more critical with your choices, avoiding the comedic rubbish and the dime-a-dozen thrash-tier revenge stories, and you soon realize that the genre has a lot to offer after all, settling somewhere in the middle.

@kyrax9462

5 ай бұрын

@@Horvath_Gabor Cool, recommend me some decent ones please.

@kingragnarok7302

5 ай бұрын

Cradle by Will Wight is pretty good

@Punlock1

5 ай бұрын

@@kyrax9462 A lot of people love Er Gen novels but I find them to be creative but poorly written. based on your tolerance to poor writing, hes worth a read. One of my current favorites is called Star Odyssey, which is really fun if you like to guess based on author clues as to whats coming up. While its set in space, the author either doesn't understand space or doesn't care. it basically takes place on land themed as space. Reverend Insanity is great if your willing to read through its 1 boring arch (Zombies) otherwise you can pretty easily skip it without much issue. This one is great if you want a "evil" MC. Hes not so much evil, but rather willing to do whatever it takes to achieve his goals. This one starts kinda whatever but gets amazing. The only downfall is it was banned in china so currently does not have an ending. The author states he will eventually finish it but is working on another project currently that I find rather dull (infinite bloodcore.) A more recent one I've been reading is called Dao of the Bizarre Immortal. Its almost not wuxia. It has a lot of grotesque and almost horror elements. It follows an mc who has delusions and you can never really be certain what is real. Translation is still fresh so it could go down hill, but I'm enjoying it. Another newer one, Unsheathed has been a great read, but its HARD. The author started it in such a way that feels almost like you were the one who transmigrated into the world. But the man can worldbuild like no other. the more you pay attention, the more the text rewards you. If your down for generic First Immortal of the Sword executes it in a way that feels good, even when you know the tropes. Its not amazing by any means, but if you just want a wuxia, its pretty easy reading and plenty of fun. Haven't read this one in a while so it may have fell off, but i enjoyed the 700ish chapters i did read. Will probably catch up at some point. Finally, the most recently introduced translation ive been reading is Yuan's Ascension. Its a mild spin on the genre that feels fresh in a world full of generic filler. Hopefully it continues, as only 50 chapters are officially translated so far. I usually read on Wuxiaworld, but qidian also has some good stuff. Edit: Honorary mention from the korean side of things. On of my favorite novels ever written is also on wuxiaworld called Second Coming of Gluttony. I won't go on too much about it, but its one of the few novels I've actually purchased AFTER fully reading it. I really liked it.

@Horvath_Gabor

5 ай бұрын

@@kyrax9462 There are a lot of old classic novels, but lately I mostly recommend the manhuas/webtoons, as they can often make the experience even better through their artwork, and tend to trim a lot of the fat to make the pacing better. Off the top of my head: Volcanic Age: One of the more popular series, heroic wuxia mixed with some second chance reincarnation tropes. MC is an elder in one of the big sects who survives the big war common in these stories, and dies of old age, full of regrets, but then reawakens as a child in the past, and so using his knowledge, he sets out to change the future. Fairly standard stuff, decent art, and generally enjoyable, if a little meandering in the later chapters. Return of the Mount Hua Sect: Similar to the previous one; MC is an expert of a huge sect who dies defeating the big bad of the setting. He reincarnates a century later as a child, but by then, the sect fell to ruins, so using his knowledge of their original martial arts and by whipping the sect members into shape, he set out to recover their lost legacy. Mainly comedic series, stemming from the MC's personality, but has some of the greatest action artwork out there, and a generally enjoyable series. Legend of the Northern Blade: A revenge story about an MC whose family was betrayed by a group of martial masters, and after training for a decade, he returns to settle the score. It has a slightly cartoony but at the same time extremely striking art style, and it avoids the usual issue of revenge stories by pacing things out and focusing on building an ensemble cast around the MC. Legends of the Swordsman Scholar/Tale of the Scribe who Retires to the Countryside: Two very similar works by the same author. Both MCs are scholars who get caught up in the world of martial arts, and through their intuition and talent, end up becoming OP monsters without initially understanding it. LSS is more focused on politics, and the plot is moved by the various factions scheming and the MC catching their eyes, while TSRC is more slow-life, where the plot is driven by the MC's ever-growing family (read: tagalongs + harem) and their backgrounds. Not my favs, but they provide a different perspective on the usual wuxia setting. Chronicles of the Heavenly Demon: A solid starting point for the "Demonic Cult Reincarnation" genre, where someone from the "righteous" faction gets reincarnated into the usual villain faction, and we get to see it from the inside, from their perspective. Okay artwork, good character work, and while it's technically a revenge story, it doesn't cause a revenge-pileup, nor does it become a plot-tumor, so it's fine. Return of the Crazy Demon: Another second chance story, but this time a "ground level" wuxia, focusing on the unorthodox factions and common folk instead of sects and cults and wars. It's also a comedic series, due to the OP protagonist with a devil-may-care attitude. It also has great artwork. Doctor's Rebirth: This one's a transmigration story, where a modern doctor gets reborn into a wuxia setting, and merges magical martial arts techniques and modern medical practices to save lives. It's another one that gives a different perspective on the setting, focusing on the "miracle doctors" that usually only show up as support cast in other stories and their clinics instead of non-stop martial arts action. It also has decent art, and a memorable cast. I could list more, but really, a lot of them are just variations of the same core story archetypes, with a few unique spins here and there.

Sseth sounds like a divorced dad with 7 kids who dedicated his life to finding gems in gaming industry

Sseth 100% knew that Viper was keeping that woman locked in his garage

For those also wondering what that tune from 11:35 onwards is, it's the GLA Soundtrack from C&C Generals which is an absolute banger you really don't want to miss out on.

9:58 If reading classic Chinese literature has taught me anything, it is that, indeed, the heroes ARE together to disturb the rivers and lakes. For a culture all about respecting your elders and obeying the government, they sure do make a lot of heroes who kill old people and burn down palaces.

@epickduk

4 ай бұрын

If reading tons of Xianxia has taught me anything, it's that might makes right and everyone is an arrogant asshole who deserves whatever they get, including the mc

@Jaxck77

4 ай бұрын

It’s almost a mirror to American heroes. A law unto themselves, but they never rebel against the essence of the propogandist state that surrounds them.

@aRandomFox00

4 ай бұрын

The living example of how the protagonists aren't always the good guys.

@mochimochi4179

4 ай бұрын

The simple answer to that is "barely repressed anger"

@user-pu4lv6pr5v

4 ай бұрын

Reading Chinese history has thought me it is related to the common narrative that loyal retainers gets ignored or fucked over, which in due time ends with all the competent and loyal heroes committing suicide alongside their whole families, making the Court basically powerless and free realestate for warlords or rebels. (Indeed, this is how the Zhou Dynasty, the cultural foundation of China, was formed). My favorite example is the fall of the Yuan Dynasty, Toqto'a chancellor of the Yuan dedicated his whole life to save the Yuan. Suffered from warlords, rebels (of course include religious doomsday cults) and all the natural disaster you can think of. His policies of siding with the Confucians, recruiting volunteers instead of relying on useless nobles and public work projects basically saved the Dynasty. Sure he had to deal with rebels trying to fuck him over all the time, but having loyal retainers pays off given they do not run away at the slightest sign of danger. However when he was above to pacify the region of Shandong and eliminate the last rebel stronghold of the Red Turbans Toqto'a got order from the Emperor to retire, Toqto'a obliged, exiled to Yunnan then assassinated. This ends with various events leading to Confucians associated with Toqto'a who were able to pacify regions as well commiting seppuku alongside their whole families. Other Confucians basically said fuck this and sided with rebel warlords to avenge their comrades (or you know, they were not into the whole loyalty stuff). Making the Yuan basically fall in days. Truly remarkable.

A little bit of Oregon Trail for the dysentery nostalgia on top of the Kenshi Skyrim kitbash.

Had a banger of a day at work, and to top it off sseth has dropped yet another banger as well.

Every Sseth video is a feverdream, but the frequency that it involves animals or asians is growing concerning.

“The bed is for me and the monkey.” 😂😂😂

Your consistent ability to inconsistently pronounce the "th" letter combination in English is nothing less than marvelous.

@klaatunecktie7906

5 ай бұрын

I think he’s got a speech impediment

@DJDiarrhea

5 ай бұрын

​@@klaatunecktie7906 the english "th" is completely retarded and pronounced differently in nearly every context

@TheKicerK

5 ай бұрын

@@klaatunecktie7906 a lot of languages dont have this sound at all and its difficult to learn to pronounce it if you didnt just grow up with it. I assume sseth is not native english speaker

@silentgreen201

5 ай бұрын

@@TheKicerKI’m like 90% sure he’s british

@lobstrosity7163

5 ай бұрын

He's from Denmark or the Netherlands. Both languages are insane.

seth video are totally replayable asf, im losing myself with nipple cripple story ashahsahs

Feels like Christmas every time we get a new Sseth video.

Lobotomy Kaisen has truly spread to every corner of the internet

Wooshoo bingo checklist: 1. Clan names like Wudang, mount hua, ho, beggar sect, shoalin, Wu tang, N/S/E/W ice palace. 2. Dantan. 3. Internal energy. 4. Cultivation. 5. Petty reasons to kill fellow sentient creatures. 6. Acupuncture. 7. Pills. 8. WTF is up with nicknames? IE heavenly demon, heavenly doctor... 9. There is always a bigger fish, so now we gotta be like Goku and become a thirteenth level deity to even scratch their nail polish. 10. BS artifacts that are either completely useless or house your ancestors.

@Haru-spicy

5 ай бұрын

11. eating poop to gain powers

@comyuse9103

5 ай бұрын

it really is the perfect genre

@Leathal

5 ай бұрын

12. Courting Death! 13. Arrogant Young Masters

@Slimurgical

5 ай бұрын

Its a wide world, and in this wide world, my toilet sponge is a tesseract.

@Guymanbot97

5 ай бұрын

14: small inanimate object that you can fly with like that one dude in Dragon Ball

Great video as always Sseth, keep up the great work.

Sseth has to read the McDonalds version of "I Shall Seal the Heavens"

terrible day so far, going to work with a hardly any sleep and a flare up in my colitis symptoms. you have saved part of my day

@raistlinlove1307

5 ай бұрын

Not sure what colitis is but you have my hopes for good luck!!

@daviddavidson6289

5 ай бұрын

Is colitis the one where your balls shrink and turn into ovaries? The MtF disease if you will, I can tell from all the trauma dumping and whining.

@My-Name-Isnt-Important

5 ай бұрын

@@raistlinlove1307 Probably, Ulcerative colitis. It's an inflammatory bowl disease, lots of abdominal pain and diarrhea.

@raistlinlove1307

5 ай бұрын

@@My-Name-Isnt-Important ohh yeah, thanks for the info. Not much to say as words over the internet don't reaaally help but I wish the person well o7

@ibeyoutubin2

5 ай бұрын

​@@My-Name-Isnt-Importantyikes! I wish them all the luck in the world

"Implanted it with a love parasite." Is a wild line

【Shades Finnish Pirates】Finally new video, Scandinavia needs you man and thx for the upload it was funny :P

Leave it to Sseth to find a way to rig the market in every game he ever plays, even if there isn't one.

2:10 I swear its like Sseth doesn't find money , money finds Sseth

wow he has karryn's prison in his steam libary

-What is this game about? -Yes.

Bandit-monkey pipeline is beaten by the doctor's kneecap-hospital pipeline.

@ImperativeGames

5 ай бұрын

"You don't wait to get rich you create demand for yourself" )

@joshuaanderson1712

5 ай бұрын

@@ImperativeGames All he had to do was sleep with her and it wouldn't have happened, really what else was she to do at that point?

@lightworker2956

5 ай бұрын

It's basically a less subtle version of what the healthcare industry is doing in real life. After all, why cure people when you can keep them not-dead-but-not-cured instead, and keep making more money that way.

Your medication evolution is really something, from Adderall to Lexapro, keep it up, I'm looking forward to your Estradiol arc!!!!

@Ohio.Gozaimasu

4 ай бұрын

I hope I'll live to see the day this whole gender dysphoria insanity is over. I think it has reached its peak and it can only get better now.

Ima need a part 2. This was ur best one yet

That had to be one of my favorite intros of any video or movie to exist

Chintegrate has to be one of the greatest words of 2024 so far.

The only active content creator that never fails to entertain me with each new video regardless of the effort put into it and the man struggles to pay the bills while vacuous generic videogame channels are proliferating. I know the struggle myself but i will join the merchants guild as soon as i get a job that pays decently which should be soon.

Sseth finally remembers his youtube password.

Truly the most cursed thumbnail Ive seen in a while. Liked, shared and saved!

From Ritalin to Lexapro. Good luck getting out of that hole, Sseth. It's been eating away at me for 8 years.

@Terenfear

5 ай бұрын

Take care man, take care.

@lightworker2956

5 ай бұрын

You're in my thoughts. Best wishes to you.

@adrianoarne-ritz249

5 ай бұрын

Amitabha. Patience, junior. Not even gemstones can withstand the passage of time. All things will come to pass. Amitabha

@chadthundercock3440

4 ай бұрын

There are many paths to the grand Dao