They did used to call me The Drift King back in college though It was a small college

@julieannnguyen3847

2 жыл бұрын

Youre a little man, Danial.

@belkaisbetterthanosea5490

2 жыл бұрын

Drift daddy

@perspii2808

2 жыл бұрын

My life is a lie

@brandontaboadamartin570

2 жыл бұрын

5:13 but here you said no one called you the drift king, stop with the lies Dan

@Rvger1

2 жыл бұрын

E

I have never seen a man more willing to destroy his own reputation just because he had an off day in Mario Kart

@danieljensen2626

2 жыл бұрын

TBH every Mario Kart stream he's ever done has destroyed his reputation. Even just with the other Irish lads he only wins occasionally.

@OjamaIndigo

2 жыл бұрын

@@danieljensen2626 hey he did pretty good in the yogscast charity game

@colepowers8345

2 жыл бұрын

@@OjamaIndigo Yeah, he came in 2nd, with a Mario Kart speedrunner coming in first. That being said, I'm fairly certain that some of the Yogs would wipe the floor with him now after their many hours of speedrunning Mario Kart in Yogskart.

@copocopocopocopo

2 жыл бұрын

@@danieljensen2626 Well, when you play with Brian and Nogla, who are both great at Mario Kart, you're lucky to ever win, to be fair.

@opinionpaladin6007

2 жыл бұрын

I have rage quit my boys house because he smashed me too hard in Smash on the switch

Remember RT, once a Drift King, always a Drift King. A gold Medalist doesn't stop being a gold medalist just because they didn't win another gold medal. Drift on forever, the eternal Drift King.

@razagan1343

2 жыл бұрын

this has restored my soul, thank you noble engineer

@FlyingNova223

2 жыл бұрын

The Prothet has Spoken

@razagan1343

2 жыл бұрын

@@FlyingNova223 He shall carry the crown of the king and bless his Mercedes, and all shall know and fear him because only he shall equal the drift of his lord.

@lupuslunarem3235

2 жыл бұрын

But kings can be dethroned >:3

@nathanielgransell506

2 жыл бұрын

@@lupuslunarem3235 Dethroned kings/queens still be called kings/queens by historians

This is the story of a man who lost his crown and kingdom... and his journey to take it all back

@quantumblur_3145

2 жыл бұрын

I used to ruuuuuule the worrrrrrrld

@7.62flavorsoffreedom2

2 жыл бұрын

He used to rule the world

@jasperschannel4976

2 жыл бұрын

Any George Orwell Novel: ❌ RTGame Mario Kart video: ✅

@theonethatdoesnotknow9014

2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to watch a video about the life and failures of RT game

@catfish1319

2 жыл бұрын

What a shame

Fun fact; they used to call RT the "Drift King" both because of his racing skills and his way of drifting around his taxes.

@loading8392

2 жыл бұрын

sounds about right

@SonicBoss1991

2 жыл бұрын

No way! I didn't know that!

@broadmangames79

2 жыл бұрын

Holy cow that makes sense now thank you for letting me know

@rachelhanger888

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds more plausible

@M4SKED2001

2 жыл бұрын

Wait you weren't supposed to leak that info!

There is a reason they _used_ to call him the Drift King

@oshy3385

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, beat me to it

@nottreblinka4119

2 жыл бұрын

Now he's just King.

@princenobody5595

2 жыл бұрын

@@nottreblinka4119 A king without a title

@AggieEXE

2 жыл бұрын

now he is called the Drift Lord

@furnacewreath

2 жыл бұрын

they didn't even call him that though so what the *fuck* are we even supposed to believe in anymore-

My girlfriend is a manager for a Dominos here in the states and I asked her how many pizzas one Dominos location could fill in a day. She said with an average staff and her two ovens they could, at max, produce between 1,000 to 2,000 pizzas in a single day. If you spent the full 90k they would be able to comfortably close for 3 weeks and be one of the top selling stores in Ohio. Thank you for the amazing content

@icantexistence

2 жыл бұрын

Well, now it's a matter of ingredients

@-FutureTaken-

2 жыл бұрын

WTF is an ohio?!?!??

@jimjim8353

2 жыл бұрын

@@-FutureTaken- hell

@orb9760

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimjim8353 Worse

@jimjim8353

2 жыл бұрын

@@orb9760 DOUBLE HELL!?!??!

We now need the redemption arc, where the old man shakes off his rust and shows he's still got it.

@RTGame

2 жыл бұрын

They'll call me The Drift King again. Just you wait.

@bharatsachdeva6683

2 жыл бұрын

@@RTGame Alright dad, let's get you back to bed

@furnacewreath

2 жыл бұрын

this is just that one forza horizon 5 video

@Andrewlik

2 жыл бұрын

@@RTGame Still waiting for my pizza, dad.

@biologicalhunter520

2 жыл бұрын

@@bharatsachdeva6683 it's been a while since I physically laughed at a comment. Thank you

I can't believe the Drift King, the Drifter who rules all, lost. This truly is a sad day for us

@strogonoffcore

2 жыл бұрын

THE DRIFT KING *OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH DRIFT KING* SHATTERED BY SOMEONE OR SOMETHING

@mr.mothly

2 жыл бұрын

He was an imposter

@vitolapinta

2 жыл бұрын

He's not the drift king anymore lol

Who knew that knowing the true lore behind the Drift King would make Twitch Chat have a midlife crisis?

@gentleseal1778

2 жыл бұрын

Why do I see you everywhere?

@spikeynay7381

2 жыл бұрын

@@gentleseal1778 because he’s a wandering spirit and why does everyone ask that question

@gentleseal1778

2 жыл бұрын

@@spikeynay7381 he just appears in every video, Stickmaster500. Legends shall be sung of his deeds

@dragondog7886

2 жыл бұрын

@@gentleseal1778 I think he's one of RT's mods, not sure though

@yustinj.3910

2 жыл бұрын

@@dragondog7886 he is

RT may not actually hold the title Drift King, but he has actually been granted the title Drift Daddy.

@sirBrouwer

2 жыл бұрын

if RT is the Drift Daddy. Who is the drift mommy? Kevin. or is he the drift love child.

@Dill72Yee

2 жыл бұрын

@@sirBrouwer Kevin is the drift dropout.

@Sir_Bucket

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dill72Yee Nogla is the drift deamon

@renten_

2 жыл бұрын

Sean is the drift uncle

@the_honey_rat

2 жыл бұрын

Sean is Drift Mommy based off of that one Back 4 Blood video

My absolute favorite part is the evolution and progress of the conversation from "I wasn't really the drift king..." all the way to "...and Hatsune Miku was on the exam."

@trevorparker6400

Жыл бұрын

Twitch at its best lol

@froggy5748

Жыл бұрын

And then Bart Simpson being in an exam on the Irish language

This video had it all, the confession of RT's sins, the apology, math questions, and Hatsune Miku, for some reason.

@oncreativemode5486

2 жыл бұрын

and pizza

@ZeeMid

2 жыл бұрын

For some reason I read this comment in an exasperated Brian David Gilbert voice (incredibly summary btw)

@TCStink3

2 жыл бұрын

This stream was such a rollercoaster of emotions

@emmad4308

2 жыл бұрын

Hatsune Miku always shows up when you least expect it, as the world is hers.

I'm starting to believe that Von Karma never did anything bad in the RTCU and he's just a scapegoat for Dan's actions

@huckthatdish

2 жыл бұрын

For you see it was I who was framed by the false King’s slander

@sogeplantiumVN

2 жыл бұрын

VON KARM- i mean RT NO!!!

@hazeltree7738

2 жыл бұрын

Von Karma was clearly there, "You cannot win a race you don't participate in, Phoenix James"

@kaksspl

2 жыл бұрын

You thought RT used to be called the Drift King back in college, but it was I, Manfred Von Karma who really held the title!

@Oliolli3

2 жыл бұрын

Grossberg was at the boathouse because RT sent him there.

To be fair to RT, I think it's significantly harder to win at any competitive game when you are THE guy everyone is trying to screw over for giggles

so, he hasnt been the drift king since 2016, he isnt our biological father, and his legal name isnt even Mr. Rumble Tumble Game?! next youll be telling me that not every minor inconvenience can be blamed on von karma.

@Dinoman972

2 жыл бұрын

Next he'll tell us I Want Die doesn't actually want to die.

@joelle4226

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dinoman972 maybe he never wanted to die but instead wanted a die

@boombob3D

Жыл бұрын

Next he’s gonna tell me Ireland is not real

This was probably one of the most chaotic streams in a long while. It was BiancoHilarious.

@TCStink3

2 жыл бұрын

I’m in so much Pinna Pain

@williamgrimes2014

2 жыл бұрын

The Bianco betrayal

@OriginalGameteer

2 жыл бұрын

The Drift King was sabotaged by those Ricco Rascals

@cameronweaver2013

2 жыл бұрын

James Noki Noped out of there

@funnyname6281

2 жыл бұрын

Bianco no not again

"They used to call me the Drift King back in college!" - Local homeless drunk

@rachelhanger888

2 жыл бұрын

Skyrim npc

Fun Fact: Trinity college (The college RT went too) had another Drift King Championship the day after this was originally streamed.

@telisarguiropulos4002

2 жыл бұрын

Strangely fitting

The betrayal... this hurts, Rt, we trusted you

well, they called him the Drift King, not the Win King

@jasperschannel4976

2 жыл бұрын

He's still the 'drift king' even if all he did was swerve in and out of the road, it counts

@drakekingblackheart5481

2 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@Viscidsquare040

Жыл бұрын

“winking”

I just fucking love how the discussion derails faster than Waluigi's wiggler

They used to call him the Drift Court Jester back in his second Year of College.

15:17 It takes 8 hours, 58 minutes and 27.69 seconds to produce 500 hundred pizzas so that all 4000 viewers get a slice. 15:54 It takes 7 hours, 24 minutes and 26.67 seconds Until the trains collide. 16:20 Timmy has got 58 minutes and 51.62 seconds to live before he finishes to eat all 3700 tomatoes and then die. 16:48 You only got 3 minutes and 43.69 seconds to live before a chuckster catches You. I like meth :^)

@Infinite_Archive

2 жыл бұрын

nice

@Mr.Kibbles.

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@random3x4

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

2 жыл бұрын

nice

@helioalves8884

2 жыл бұрын

nice

I've heard the "They used to call me the drift king back in college" line so many times it's beginning to sound like a bethesda npc line

@Rosa-kd2cl

Жыл бұрын

I used to be the Drift King in college before I took a blue shell to the knee.

"My wife beat you" Is some god tier trash talk

The legend of the ''Drift King'' will be passed down through generations

@cerealbird4476

2 жыл бұрын

And that next generation, is Schlatt

honestly dan. how could you, as an IRISH man, be an ENGLISH major 🙄

@katsucandy

2 жыл бұрын

give him a break, he can barely speak irish lmao man already has it hard enough

@Star-wb2ov

2 жыл бұрын

*You haven't sat in an Irish classroom, everyone whose majored in it has turned up in an insane asylum once in their life*

@gashacybin

2 жыл бұрын

@@Star-wb2ov i hope to meet them one day

I still live in shame for having never won once in mario cart for 4 years straight

@taurus6392

2 жыл бұрын

The Shame King

@DanteDMC3

2 жыл бұрын

@@taurus6392 they used to call him the shame king back in college

"They used to call me the Drift King back in college" has the same energy as "Unbeatable champion" from Leon in SwSh.

@ondiiina

Жыл бұрын

Where do you think they got the inspiration?

Friendship ended with Daniel, James is the new drift king

I can't believe the "dan turn your minimap on" in sherbet land was left out lol. He paused the race and turned it on, thats why at the beginning of sherbet land he doesn't have it, but the rest of the vid he does.

The Drift King is back!!

@coolcomment8

2 жыл бұрын

Top 10 moments before disaster

@NuclearApocolypse

2 жыл бұрын

*Drift Daddy

@Zeraora-mk9ws

2 жыл бұрын

You mean the drift prince he isn't worthy enough to become the drift king

@kikibebe6410

2 жыл бұрын

the irony.

@dynomar11

2 жыл бұрын

He was.

The Drift King isn't a title for the best drifter, Dan. It's about the spirit, the love for the game. A good drifter could pull a drift once. A great one does it many times. It's about the spirit. The heart. It's about drive. The drive to drift.

Don't worry RT, you still are the Drift King in our heart.

@N94able

2 жыл бұрын

which is worthless

@Vulpilux

2 жыл бұрын

My heart is on fire.... with love... for suffering... and overcoming our problems... which include taking revenge and killing... the concept of evil... (feel free to continue this line of I don't even know)

There was someone who called him the Drift King back in college. That person was RT himself.

At this point James is the villain in the RTgame cinematic universe along with Von Karma as the supreme leader.

@katsucandy

2 жыл бұрын

James Von Karma, the youngest Von Karma in the family, following the ages-old family tradition of making rt's life hell

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

2 жыл бұрын

@@katsucandy I always imagined James as more like Gary Oak from the Pokemon anime

this is truly a moment for the history books. royalty disgraced. a tragedy for the centuries

the trick is, he's the "drift king", not the "racing king". he's good at drifting. that's all.

He once was The Drift King, now he’s a mere Drift Jester

I actually would've loved to see RT make an apology video, where he's apologizes for every single meme that was sparked by this channel and his streams - I am greatly sorry for what I've done to those wooloos back in the college... When I wasn't a Drift King. And yes, Phoenix Wright, It was I - Von Karma. I am terribly sorry for what I brought upon those Chemical Factories....

Fun fact: Daniel used to be called the drift king back in college, did you know that?

@cosmicbananas8084

2 жыл бұрын

I have a charizard I love charizard I have a great Charizard did you know I have a charizard

@cephaleaorion4888

2 жыл бұрын

@@cosmicbananas8084 charizard is dope

@oncreativemode5486

2 жыл бұрын

@@cosmicbananas8084 bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck bleck

@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028

2 жыл бұрын

@@oncreativemode5486 someone just watched Super Paper Mario

@08Juan80

2 жыл бұрын

Did you know Leon's the unbeatable champion? Same energy

Ah, finally a question RT has posed that I can answer. So, upon my expertise working at an upscale pizza joint, I can say that our store can produce somewhere around 100 large pizzas an hour. However, this is with a working crew of 5 chefs, 4 counters and a supervisor. Assuming the skeleton crew of a dominos, which at peak hours seems to have on average 3 workers of which I assume all can make pizza, they could probably pump out 20-40 pizzas an hour assuming they have a conventional pizza oven. taking the middleground of 30 pizzas an hour, and assuming rt's chat wouldnt wait more then 3 hours (as I dont think ive seen a customer wait more then that long ever), you have 90 pizzas per dominos. As such, for each of the 4000 veiwers to get a pizza you'd need to call 45 dominos to have them work for 3 hours straight. Good luck RT!

I remember RT saying he took additional maths classes cause he just "loved maths"...it all makes sense with those questions now

This is one of my all-time favorite RTGame videos; I end up coming back to it once a month or so. It really has everything: Drift King lore, Mercedes product placement, the sponsored apology video segment, dark pizza math, questionable Irish testing materials, and then ending with some legitimate Mario Kart rivalry and the final return of the Drift King. Each segment is hilarious in its own way and it's just such a good all-encompassing example of why I enjoy RT's stuff so much. Cheers to you, the Once and Future Drift King.

No. The Drift King Lost... He has Drifted from his Glory

Well, he does always say they _used_ to call him the Drift King. We really should've caught on that it meant he was once the Drift King but is no longer on the throne. The throne now belongs to James. All hail Drift King James

fun fact; RT drifted into a local starbucks killing 4 people and wounding 16 people, leading to him not being called the "Drift King" anymore

@-FutureTaken-

2 жыл бұрын

I think should _raise_ his status, not lower it

@ayaanmohammad6645

2 жыл бұрын

They used to call him the Drift Killer back at Alcatraz.

Almost halfway through, this is already the most entertaining video I’ve watched in so long. Now my autistic brain is just wondering if RT’s actually half canadian

@BuglordSupreme

2 жыл бұрын

He is. His mother is Canadian I believe

@furnacewreath

2 жыл бұрын

that i know is actually true

it’s so funny that it’s been so long since a new mario kart that he can still use the same exact rules as back in the day

“If you forgive me make sure to SMASH that like button!” Is without a doubt one of the funniest mental images I’ve had in a while.

I love how this video starts with normal Mario Kart, then spans about 10 different weird and crazy topics that have nothing to do with each other, and then goes back to normal Mario Kart like nothing ever happened .

"Did you know that they used to call him the Drift King?"

@Imperial_Kaiser

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@mckenna.2672

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, they USED to

@pokkiheart

2 жыл бұрын

*They never did.*

@Evzen.

2 жыл бұрын

key words “used to”

"They used to call me the Drift King, back in college." Wonder if he will still say it after this. Losing.

6:23 6:56 RT is going to experience the new meaning to "Twitch raid"

I feel like everytime i watch a streamer play mario kart there's always a villager main with pink haired mii that dominates the lobby for over an hour

This feels like the largest reveal in anime history

James is the new Drift King. Tris is actually using tilt controls. I thought they were hacking because they were always first, and with such a commanding lead.

@tanookimarionightmare6384

2 жыл бұрын

No hacks, cheats or tools. Just thousands of hours of 200cc motion control experience behind me! :)

@08Juan80

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanookimarionightmare6384 Yeah, that makes more sense

@joelle4226

2 жыл бұрын

Tilt controls are actually easier to me when I play Mario kart

@08Juan80

2 жыл бұрын

@@joelle4226 Yeah, it's easy for some people, but hard for others.

That math problem reminded of my elementary school teacher tried to be funny adding a problem along the line “This pastry place can make 5 donuts in 7 minutes, how long would it take to have 50 donuts in a perfect world?” and I responded “In a perfect world it would take no time” and she marked it as wrong and called my parents lmao

If I had the Hatsune escape prompt in my pre-college exams, I'd write about her trying to escape all the drooling neckbeards chasing her like AOT titans and wishing she could go back to the digital world. I'd write about her hiding behind a dumpster in an alley, crying to herself, "why did I ever leave," while clutching her head with her head between her legs as the streets past the dumpster are filled with creeps sniffing the air. One would place his hand on the corner of the building next to the alley and when he moves on with the rest of the hunting otakus, a cheeto dust hand print would be left behind. Basically, if she wasn't stuck in a computer, her life would be a living nightmare.

RT, didnt know your name was "Race Track"

@RM_EXE

2 жыл бұрын

Race Track Game aka the drift king

@pokkiheart

2 жыл бұрын

No his name is RT because he doesn't know how to press the brakes

Once upon a time, RT was the Drift King. Now Terroriser's name of "Drift Daddy" haunts him wherever he goes, and I love it.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much throughout the entirety of a video before.

"Dan's plane is going down at a speed of 800 kph, at a 32 degree angle, from a height of 10,000 meters. Dan can text a tearful goodbye to a loved one at a rate of one every three and a half minutes. How many people can Dan say goodbye to before his life ends in a terrible conflagration of jet fuel and twisted metal? Be sure to show your work."

Tell me why I was rewatching the lads play Mario kart yesterday and this pops up. Dan is some kind of all-knowing, mystical being. wtf

@xX_M-AZING_Xx

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, yup. And just like those videos he can’t let go of being the drift king lol

The drift king movies: Original: Drift king: What they called him Sequel: Drift king: 2016 The falling Prequel: Drift king: Back in collage… Finale: Drift king: The return of the king

How the hell does RT have the audio of a one man podcast while playing video games? Most streamers nowadays can't even keep an interesting ongoing commentary watching other people stream!

"A bond villian that just chucks Bond around" That character needs to be played by Keith Lee.

Once a drift king, always a drift king.

I am playing this as my introduction to RT when my friend James comes over

16:46 My first grad school atmospheric dynamics class exam was themed about the rapture, such as providing a circulation equation for the mark of the beast, calculating the wind needed to maintain a constant temperature if a hellfire erupted, calculating the wind shear that people noticed as they gnashed their tongues in anguish, etc. It was brilliant.

Alright, alright, when will the *real* drift king step up to claim the title he deserves to be known for worldwide?

Even though Mario Sunshine mentally destroyed Dan it has made the biggest impact on his channel like l´no other Mario game before, The Controller, (Dan you still owe us a pizza) Bianco Hills, and now the Chuckster

this stream was so unhinged and i love it

Speaking of weird exam questions: during one of my Spanish lessons at high school, we were told to translate the classic song Let it Go, from Disney’s Frozen. We were played the song in Spanish, and had to translate it back to English. I was terrible at Spanish. I got top marks in that exam, and I had to explain that my sudden increase in understanding of the Spanish language did not come from me copying off of someone else, but did, in fact, come from me having memorised the lyrics to a Disney song. My teacher didn’t believe me until I sang (pretty well, I should mention) a part of the song. Of course, I had to stay behind after class to do that, but not having to sing in front of my class did save what little reputation I had left at school.

‘Get your wigglers out’ ive never been more scared to be watching something without headphones

Don't worry, RT, they'll always call you the Drift King... in my heart.

My physics exam paper gave the height of the Eiffel Tower and then asked: A man is at the top of the Eiffel Tower and slips on a banana. He falls off the side. Calculate how long he has left to live.

Daniel doesn’t understand, he’s trying to out-pizza the hut, and NO ONE out-pizzas the hut

RT is so entertaining. Even without the gameplay he’s fun to listen to. Edit: my cousin had to sit that Hatsune Miku question

@Luciel.680

Жыл бұрын

I woulda smashed that Hatsune miku question ngl. Me and my 6 year fixation on vocaloid would make me write like no tomorrow

The drift king has fallen from grace

I can’t believe that after all these years RT lied about being the Drift King!

I'm pretty bad at 200cc mario kart, but it was still a lot of fun playing against you :) (and don't worry, I was stuck in 9th place for most of the races so you're still better than me lmao)

I haven’t laughed this hard in years

so this is why they *used* to call you the Drift King back in college, i see

12:40 please tell me im not the only one who noticed the random floating bomb that went off into nothingness around the middle of the screen

You can hear RT's sanity slowly fading throughout the video

I can now claim that I'm better at Mario Kart than someone who won a Mario Kart tournament in college and earned himself the title of Drift King.

"RT may have been your father, boy. But he wasn't your daddy..."

Instantly on my list of all-time favorite RT vids; laughed until my face hurt

This video truly represents how long he talked about pizza. I went for lunch, came back, and he was still talking about pizza

This is literally just a 26 minute apology video

"I forgot how bad it is with frantic items" I forgot how it was WITHOUT frantic items.

ive been crying over the fact that dans never been called the drift king since the stream on tuesday

In one of my Irish exam papers there was a poem called mo grá don irirlín (my love for the internet) and a bunch of questions about it. In the poem, it talked about the 280 character limit on Twitter and it mentioned Reddit. Irish in schools is weird

this was actually really nice and pleasant to watch, a more chill vibe to this whole thing

“Yes it was i who ruined your career in mario cart!” “Von Karma No!” (Speaking of, when next ace attorney? I cant stop thinking about the final part of the trilogy.)

8:36 having the fundraising stream we have now, this did not age well

Thanks Dan, been going through a hard time and your videos really help cheer me up.

Building on 16:16, today in my gas dynamics class the professor spent a while on a problem about a bomb exploding next to you. He brought out a table of what rapid pressure changes caused by a shockwave lead to what kind of physical harm. Apparently a shock strength of more than .7 atm is all it takes to drown due to ruptured lungs, our problem had .81 atm.